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You know, I think it's great that Chris is
saving money working out of the garage.
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He just keeps coming upstairs all the time.
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He's really wrecking me and Amy's rhythm.
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You know, Chris working right downstairs?
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- Yes.
- That's so sexy.
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So how many times
have you two made love today?
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You really don't get
how marriage works, do you?
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Wait a minute...
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Doesn't that singing cowboy
look a lot like Walter?
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What, Walter-Walter?
Your old accompanist, Walter?
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♪ Yes, I know
the what? The man ♪
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♪ The Muffin Man
The Muff-- ♪
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That's right.
♪ Yes, I know ♪
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Oh, that is Walter.
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Is his hat too small on purpose?
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Why is he playing
a kid's birthday party?
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You don't think it's because,
when I got the Ava show,
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I kind of promised him
that he was going
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to be leader of my house band,
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but then I nixed the idea
because I was worried
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that he was going
to pull too much focus,
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so I never gave him
a heads up, do you?
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No, it could
be part of it. No...
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♪ Hi-ho! ♪
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You thinking what I'm thinking?
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That, uh, fate has brought us here
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so you could finally
apologize to the man?
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You are not thinking
what I'm thinking.
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Let's get the hell out of here.
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Okay.
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Ava?
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Ava!
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Ava Alexander!
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- Walter! Hi!
- We thought that was you.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Walter, you've not changed a bit.
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Well, except for the chaps
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and the vest sewn
directly onto your shirt.
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So you didn't get any of my emails?
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- I mean...
- You know, um...
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So, Walter, how long have you been...
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Yeah, I get paid in cash.
Pretty sweet.
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Ooh, nothing for you,
Mr. tax man.
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Cowboy Walt!
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Well...
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That's my cue, m'ladies.
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I reckon I best be moseying on.
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I'd love to grab a sasparilly
with ya later, fine lady.
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Oh!
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No, seriously, you wanna
grab a coffee or something?
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Sure, yeah, um, whatever you want.
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And if--I'm happy to treat.
My treat.
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Sounds wonderful, kemosabes.
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Oh, wow.
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- Look at him mosey on.
- Yeah, right back in, seamless.
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Aww.
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Okay, so, here's the kitchen,
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the on-site gym-slash-rakes,
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the CEO suite,
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and, of course...
The executive washroom.
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Ooh, nice.
Keeping it classy, huh?
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And because it's
your first official day
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as a stay-at-home parent,
I'm right downstairs,
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so, if you have
any Amy-related questions...
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I think I am good.
Amy and I are going
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to do a little face-painting,
maybe a tea party.
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And then at 1:00,
we are gonna have a nice nap.
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A 1:00 naptime.
Good luck with that.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Just, during the week,
when Justin's at work,
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that dog barks her ass off.
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Gotta kind of play naptime by ear,
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really feel it out,
wait for a yap-free window.
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Okay, that's ridiculous.
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I'm gonna go talk to him about it.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- What?
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You can't, you can't,
you can't, you can't.
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This neighborhood is
a very delicate ecosystem.
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You pull one thread
and it--
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the whole thing just totally unravels.
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God, you are so dramatic.
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See, my time at home with Amy
has taught me a few things.
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We hate Paul's hideous fiero,
but we can't say anything,
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because he brings our trash cans in.
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Everybody knows that our tree
is stone-cold dead.
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It's literally crapping branches.
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But gene doesn't say a word,
which is why
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we don't say anything
about his rusted trampoline
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- that's filled with pinecones.
- Wait, I thought--
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I thought you said something
to him about the trampoline.
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No, I lied to your face...
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Just to keep the peace.
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Love it.
Yeah, we'll fit it in.
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Boom.
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We're all set to bid
the restaurant remodel
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tomorrow afternoon,
3:00 P.M., cajun grill.
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Boom sauce!
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You're gonna be doing
all the talking, right?
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'Cause, you know,
smoozing is not my--
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- Schmoozing.
- Why can't I get that?
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I don't--
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That's so cute.
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I bet Reagan and Amy are having
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a little tea party upstairs right now.
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Hope Reagan didn't
invite Mr. Crinklepants.
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Who's Mr. Crinklepants?
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Just this a-hole elephant.
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I hope that she remembered
to cut the sandwiches
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- into tiny bites.
- Come on, man.
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You've gotta let Reagan
do her thing with Amy.
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Just--you need to focus.
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Yes, you're right,
you're right, you're right.
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I need to fo--
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I'm sorry, does that sound
like "fun" running,
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or, like, "running to the computer
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to Google
the Heimlich maneuver" running?
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Amy, it's the good yogurt.
It's the yummy one, with--
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stupid with berries.
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Yeah, so much berries,
so many berries.
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Let's try that one more ti--
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Okay, all right, here, here.
You wanna just...
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Honey, what you doing here?
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Oh, you know,
snack time's always tricky,
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so you might want to give her
ten minutes of TV.
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Help her ease into the yogurt.
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Don't worry.
I got your back, babe.
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Okay, you know what?
I don't need my back to be got.
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I got this.
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Yeah? Okay, I--
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You know what
you can do to help, honey?
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You can go over to Justin's house
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and talk to him about his yapping dog.
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Well, I can't do that.
Ecosystem.
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- Come on, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
- Um, um, um, babe...
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You might want to just
get that--mm, but--but---
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All right, honey,
don't backseat parent me, man.
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I'm not...
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Backseat...
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Came to enjoy me a diet fresca.
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All frescas are diet.
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Listen, why don't you enjoy
that fresca on your commute?
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Back to work.
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Great one. The commute,
'cause it's right...
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I don't have a commute, is the point.
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I know.
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I would love some ice.
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- Babe, now.
- I would love--okay.
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Cheers.
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Mm-hmm.
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So you're happy, Walter?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah, I mean, look at...
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I mean, I am 41 with a roommate,
but doing what I love.
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I'm singing, you know, doing my music.
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- Shut the [bleep] up!
- I'm allowed until 9:00 P.M.!
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Oh. Yeah.
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Oh, Walter, I am so glad
you're not angry with me.
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What?
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Of course not, no.
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We--we had some good times.
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Yes, we did.
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Speaking of good times...
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I just landed a gig to do
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the radio jingle for mattress mart.
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The one on Pico,
not Beverly, but still.
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And I was thinking,
maybe we could do it together?
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Oh, wow, no.
Oh, um...
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I am so busy with my show...
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Getting canceled.
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May I tempt you with a verse?
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Yes.
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Don't make me come out there.
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I am entertaining!
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You know what, Walter?
Let's do this jingle.
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Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.
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Your lovey got dirty at the park,
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so mama put it in the wash and...
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She didn't put it in the dryer.
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Hang on, honey.
Just hang on, hang on, hang on.
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- Hang on.
- Take your time. We're fine.
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Oh, no. No.
Back in office.
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- You, back in office.
- Wait--what--
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- Back in office. Go, go.
- Come on!
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Oh, man.
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Justin's Pomeranian is probably
working Reagan's last nerve.
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Chris, you can't go up there.
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You gotta let Reagan find her own way,
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'cause if you don't, she told me
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she'd kick my ass until it falls off.
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Probably going ballistic.
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No, look.
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She's taking Amy for
a little power walk right now.
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No, no, no.
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That's not a power walk.
That's a march of anger.
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Babe, babe, babe, babe.
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Babe, just don't
say anything to Justin.
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Screw the ecosystem, honey.
All right, seriously?
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I will go scorched earth
on this entire street
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to get that dog to shut up.
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That's what I'm worried about.
Look, just run away.
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- Just run away--
- Hi, Justin.
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- Hey.
- How are you?
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We need to talk to you about your dog.
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Bless your hearts.
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It's still so hard for me
to say this out loud, you know?
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Bougainvillea's got
great Pomeranian genes.
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She's a show dog.
She's a champion.
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Do you know what's not a champion?
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Her uterus.
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Little Bougie's barren.
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But the whole neighborhood's rallying.
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We're doing a potluck fundraiser
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to make sure that
little Bougie's gonna
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be able to have baby Bougies.
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Y-you're having a fundraiser
for doggie I.V.F.?
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Get in here.
Come on.
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- Are you [bleep]--
- Yeah, no, we're gonna--
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We're--we're there.
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We will bring the apps.
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Well, you guys seem busy.
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- We'll leave you to it.
- Well, we're gonna take off.
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Hold up, hold up.
Bryce?
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Bryce?
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I think you should
just come in right at the end
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and hit ♪ disposal ♪
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- Really sell it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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I-I liked it. Yeah.
Bryce?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Bryce? Bry?
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You know, can--
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Why don't we just try it once my way?
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See how it sounds?
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Nah, let's just do it
the way--the way I wrote it.
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- Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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Bryce?
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Bryce?
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♪ we do
free box spring disposal ♪
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that was--
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that was it.
That was hot.
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- Was that it, Bryce?
- That was hot, yeah.
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♪ Up above the world so high ♪
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♪ Really wish that dog would die ♪
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♪ twinkle ♪
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Oh.
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Oh, look who's home, huh?
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Come on, honey.
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Hey, Justin!
Justin, could I talk to you pl--
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
Oh, no.
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Oh, no, oh.
Oh, no.
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00:09:43,162 --> 00:09:45,045
Ohhh, lord.
Okay, oh God.
254
00:09:45,047 --> 00:09:47,748
Oh God, oh God.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
255
00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,801
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
256
00:09:50,803 --> 00:09:52,803
Honey, I'm coming.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
257
00:09:52,805 --> 00:09:54,121
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
258
00:09:54,123 --> 00:09:56,557
Hey, honey.
Hi, honey.
259
00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,759
Oh, God.
Mommy's here.
260
00:09:58,761 --> 00:10:00,594
Hi, honey, I...
Didn't abandon you.
261
00:10:00,596 --> 00:10:02,229
I just locked myself out.
262
00:10:02,231 --> 00:10:06,299
Honey, no painting.
No painting, okay?
263
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,569
TV, TV, watch TV.
264
00:10:08,571 --> 00:10:11,188
What are you doing, honey?
What are you doing?
265
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,657
No, no, no.
Okay.
266
00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:16,076
That's so pretty.
Come back.
267
00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:17,745
Where you going?
Where you going, honey?
268
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,813
Oh, God.
269
00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:21,281
And then I was thinking,
270
00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:22,833
on the second dust mite section...
271
00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,536
- Mm-hmm?
- It might be fun
272
00:10:25,538 --> 00:10:26,787
to do, like, a little scat
sort of thing in there, like...
273
00:10:31,677 --> 00:10:34,211
That is a great plan B.
274
00:10:34,213 --> 00:10:36,180
I'm gonna jot that down
with my brain pen.
275
00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:37,765
Got it.
276
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:38,966
Bryce, let's go back to one, okay?
277
00:10:38,968 --> 00:10:41,552
Holdsies, Bryce-a-roni.
278
00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:43,554
This is not about
the mattress jingle, is it?
279
00:10:43,556 --> 00:10:44,888
Wh-what do you mean?
280
00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,807
You're harboring anger at me,
281
00:10:46,809 --> 00:10:48,675
about when I dreamgirled you
when I got the show,
282
00:10:48,677 --> 00:10:51,311
and now you're saying
no to everything I pitch,
283
00:10:51,313 --> 00:10:52,529
just to get back at me.
284
00:10:52,531 --> 00:10:54,681
Ava, come on.
285
00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:57,684
Listen to my voice.
I am not angry.
286
00:10:57,686 --> 00:11:01,205
I am so calm,
I could host an NPR show.
287
00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,875
- You're right, you could.
- Yeah.
288
00:11:04,877 --> 00:11:07,027
- Sorry.
- Okay?
289
00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,045
Okay.
290
00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:09,196
Ooh.
291
00:11:10,199 --> 00:11:11,698
- Great.
- Okay.
292
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:15,535
So I was thinking, on the bridge,
293
00:11:15,537 --> 00:11:17,137
we could try my falsetto idea.
294
00:11:17,139 --> 00:11:18,589
Yeah, probably not.
295
00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:20,174
That's it.
296
00:11:20,176 --> 00:11:22,810
I know what you're doing,
and I am out of here.
297
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:25,079
Bryce, you can have
298
00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:26,814
my chicken Caesar wrap
when it gets here.
299
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,599
Ava!
300
00:11:28,601 --> 00:11:31,935
Is that--are those good,
the chicken caesars?
301
00:11:31,937 --> 00:11:34,905
Well, we're so excited.
It's the best space, you know?
302
00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:36,273
I'm always saying
"This is the best space"
303
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,025
when we drive by here.
304
00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:39,326
I'm sorry, one second,
this is just, uh...
305
00:11:39,328 --> 00:11:41,111
It's my current wife.
306
00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:45,249
Got kind of a fun thing going,
so I'm just gonna...
307
00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:47,201
- Go for Chris.
- Hey, babe.
308
00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:50,070
Uh, quick question.
Does Triple "A" do houses?
309
00:11:50,072 --> 00:11:51,789
- What?
- I'm locked out, Chris.
310
00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:53,707
I am l--oh, oh, oh God.
311
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:55,843
Amy, hi, hi, honey.
312
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:56,844
Okay, no, don't do that.
313
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,962
Listen, um, honey,
314
00:11:58,964 --> 00:12:01,014
we're almost done here,
so why don't you guys
315
00:12:01,016 --> 00:12:02,683
go into the backyard and hang out?
316
00:12:02,685 --> 00:12:03,934
And I'll be back in about an hour
317
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,803
and let you guys in, okay?
318
00:12:05,805 --> 00:12:07,721
It's her first week
at home with the kid.
319
00:12:07,723 --> 00:12:09,106
No, you don't seem to understand this.
320
00:12:09,108 --> 00:12:10,190
I am locked out,
and Amy is inside the house.
321
00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:12,776
Amy is inside the house.
322
00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:14,278
And the only thing between us
is a bunch of locked doors.
323
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,712
What?
324
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:18,532
A bunch of locked doors, okay?
325
00:12:18,534 --> 00:12:20,200
Oh, you know what?
326
00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:22,569
I got this.
327
00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,288
Reagan, don't hang up.
Reagan, Reagan.
328
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:28,041
It's his first week with her
being at home with the kid.
329
00:12:31,747 --> 00:12:34,131
Okay, don't panic, honey.
330
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,216
Mama's coming.
331
00:12:36,218 --> 00:12:38,952
It's okay, Aimers.
332
00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:41,054
Got this.
333
00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:45,926
Shut up, bougainvillea.
334
00:12:45,928 --> 00:12:48,628
Sh--oh.
335
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:49,680
Fabulous.
336
00:12:54,687 --> 00:12:57,271
Okay.
337
00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:59,940
Hey, honey.
How's it going?
338
00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:01,241
Babe, what is going on?
339
00:13:01,243 --> 00:13:04,494
Oh!
Sh--
340
00:13:04,496 --> 00:13:06,613
Babe.
Reagan.
341
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:07,748
Last time I heard,
you guys were locked--
342
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,949
- Honey.
- Hello?
343
00:13:08,951 --> 00:13:10,650
- Give mama her phone, okay?
- Hello?
344
00:13:10,652 --> 00:13:12,703
Hand mama--just give it--
hand it to mama.
345
00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,254
- Hello? Reagan?
- Hand mama the phone.
346
00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:16,039
Hello, Reagan?
Hello?
347
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:18,041
Please, mommy's stuck in a window.
348
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:20,660
- What is going on?
- Don't, don't put it in the...
349
00:13:20,662 --> 00:13:21,661
Wait, are you guys okay?
350
00:13:21,663 --> 00:13:24,014
Toilet.
351
00:13:24,016 --> 00:13:25,999
Hello, Reagan?
352
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:27,634
Reagan?
353
00:13:27,636 --> 00:13:29,519
- Reagan!
- Ava!
354
00:13:29,521 --> 00:13:30,888
I know nothing about parenting,
355
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,839
but shouldn't you be inside the house?
356
00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:34,308
Yeah, most likely I should.
357
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:37,277
So, uh, push my ass
through the window, please.
358
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,777
Um...
Just--just hold your ass?
359
00:13:43,001 --> 00:13:45,235
What's wrong with Walter?
360
00:13:45,475 --> 00:13:48,443
Everything was
"No, no, no, no, no."
361
00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,996
Why did he completely ignore
all of my great suggestions?
362
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,614
Maybe because
he's not on your payroll?
363
00:13:52,616 --> 00:13:54,316
Huh?
364
00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:57,419
Honey, ever since the Ava show started,
365
00:13:57,421 --> 00:13:59,438
nobody has said no to you.
366
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,774
That is not true.
You say no to me all the time.
367
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,677
No, I either caved or I tricked you
368
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,579
into thinking that it was your idea.
369
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:08,947
Nobody's said no to you,
370
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,583
even when the answer
should have been no.
371
00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:13,335
Do you remember
372
00:14:13,337 --> 00:14:15,837
your "Journey Through Ava's
Large Intestine" show?
373
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:19,925
What are you talking about?
Everyone loved that show.
374
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,561
Ohh.
375
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:23,845
Yeah.
376
00:14:23,847 --> 00:14:25,514
Oh, my God, it's all over the floor.
377
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,519
Oh, beautiful.
378
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,822
Maybe I should really
start listening to people.
379
00:14:33,824 --> 00:14:36,775
Hey, sweetie, come check this out.
380
00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:41,480
- Ava.
- Yeah, that's what it is.
381
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:46,752
Anyway, I have been
doing a lot of self-reflection,
382
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,204
which I am wont to do
from time to time.
383
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,489
Turns out, when I don't get my way,
384
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:55,427
I...may be a little bit
of a pill.
385
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,434
Well...
If you are a pill...
386
00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,553
Then write me a prescription,
387
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,805
because I wanna be addicted to you.
388
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:09,725
Aw! Gosh.
389
00:15:09,727 --> 00:15:13,678
Would you be willing to give me
a second second chance?
390
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:18,567
♪ You're looking
for a quality mattress ♪
391
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:22,487
♪ but you don't
want to pay full price ♪
392
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:24,489
♪ we will guarantee satisfaction ♪
393
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:28,360
♪ and the smiles are twice as nice ♪
394
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,695
♪ come to a place
where mattress service ♪
395
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,032
♪ is always state of the art ♪
396
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,918
♪ 4140 Pico Boulevard ♪
397
00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,371
♪ discount mattress mart ♪
398
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:43,308
♪ I want to rest with you ♪
399
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:47,562
I can love you right,
but not just on any mattress.
400
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:51,266
Quality mattresses
equal quality love-making.
401
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:52,768
Everybody knows that.
402
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:56,521
♪ Between the sheets ♪
403
00:15:56,523 --> 00:16:01,326
♪ would you
get in there with me? ♪
404
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,863
♪ but on a real good mattress ♪
405
00:16:04,865 --> 00:16:07,616
♪ so come to a place
where mattress service ♪
406
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:10,402
♪ is always state of the art ♪
407
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,839
♪ 4140 Pico Boulevard ♪
408
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:17,542
♪ discount mattress mart ♪
409
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:23,415
- Did we--
- Yay, Bryce!
410
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,683
Bryce, thank you for your hard work.
411
00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:27,252
Were you recording, Bryce?
412
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,605
Reagan.
Reagan, are you kidding me?
413
00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:32,257
You tell me that
Amy's locked out of the house,
414
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,326
then you hang up and don't call back?
415
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,629
My phone was in a toilet, Chris.
416
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:38,847
I couldn't call you back
417
00:16:38,849 --> 00:16:40,432
because my phone was in a toilet.
418
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,366
Well, you just gotta do a better job
419
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,235
of keeping me in the loop.
420
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,953
I'll keep you in the loop.
I suck at being a mom, okay?
421
00:16:44,955 --> 00:16:46,604
- Howdy, neighbors.
- Hi.
422
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,407
Welcome to
"Litter of Love: Potluck
423
00:16:48,409 --> 00:16:50,775
for Bougie's
Fertility Treatments."
424
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,377
Oh, no, wh--
425
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,612
You guys were supposed
to bring appetizers.
426
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,882
Listen to me. It's been
a really rough day, gene, okay?
427
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,633
So I want you to
take these lean cuisines,
428
00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:00,469
put them in the microwave
for about two to three minutes,
429
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:03,338
and point me in the direction
of that barren dog, okay?
430
00:17:03,340 --> 00:17:04,806
Thank you.
431
00:17:04,808 --> 00:17:09,478
♪ discount mattress mart ♪
432
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,213
- It's good.
- Whew.
433
00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:12,597
It's really got some stink on it.
434
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,967
- We are good together.
- I know.
435
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:19,237
When we worked together, it was, uh...
436
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,439
It was great.
437
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:23,442
- Yeah, it was really great.
- Yeah.
438
00:17:23,444 --> 00:17:25,610
And then...
439
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,829
- You threw it all away!
- What?
440
00:17:27,831 --> 00:17:30,415
We could have been
so great together, Ava,
441
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,751
and now I sell my blood for cash.
442
00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:35,537
What about all
the kids' birthday parties?
443
00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:37,255
You think I love strapping on
444
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,624
a freaking cowboy suit
with a doll's hat?
445
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,177
So I'm gonna go.
446
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:44,463
How about, for once,
I say when you go?
447
00:17:44,465 --> 00:17:45,830
That's fine, if you--
448
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,467
Go!
449
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:51,887
You know, what we
did here today was amazing.
450
00:17:51,889 --> 00:17:53,638
Truly magical stuff, Ava.
451
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,892
- And I s--
- Get out!
452
00:17:56,894 --> 00:17:59,694
Look, babe, I'm sorry that
I came on too strong out there.
453
00:17:59,696 --> 00:18:02,280
It's just the last couple days
have been hard.
454
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,366
Being away from Amy, I'm sorry,
I've just been worried about--
455
00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:06,535
Well, you should be.
You should be worried.
456
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,370
I mean, what's going
to happen next, Chris?
457
00:18:08,372 --> 00:18:09,854
What, one night,
I leave the back door open
458
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,707
and we wake up
to a house full of hobos?
459
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,876
I am not cut out
to be a stay-at-home parent.
460
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:16,495
- I'm just not.
- Give yourself a break.
461
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,580
It's your first week
home with Amy--
462
00:18:18,582 --> 00:18:20,365
Yes, and I locked her
in the house, Chris.
463
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,801
I couldn't even put
my own baby down for a nap.
464
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,003
No, you--honey,
you are doing a great job.
465
00:18:25,005 --> 00:18:27,005
You are, I'm serious.
466
00:18:27,007 --> 00:18:28,507
And the nap thing was not your fault.
467
00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:29,975
Do you wanna know whose fault it is?
468
00:18:29,977 --> 00:18:32,260
This stupid dog
that won't stop barking.
469
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:34,596
Look at her, barking at her own party.
470
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:37,232
Would you shut up, Bougie?
Would you just shut up?
471
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,934
- This dog is, like, the wo--
- Oh, hi.
472
00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:42,554
I'm sorry that
my gravely infertile dog
473
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,390
is such a nuisance
to your precious life.
474
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,609
You know what, now that
we're taking the time
475
00:18:47,611 --> 00:18:49,528
to air our grievances
neighbor to neighbor,
476
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,564
a little heads up--
It's okay, Bougs--
477
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,401
trying to save money by turning
your garage into an office?
478
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,836
You're not zoned for that, Chris.
479
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,504
You're just not zoned for it.
480
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:03,708
Fine.
I'll find another office.
481
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,510
All right, Justin?
482
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,512
But I'll tell you something, man.
483
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,215
You better do something about
that little barking apocalypse,
484
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,684
because she is driving my wife crazy.
485
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,759
Am I right, Reag--
486
00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:16,910
Oh, poor Bougie.
487
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,975
She just doesn't wanna die alone
without no babies, honey.
488
00:19:19,977 --> 00:19:23,278
It's why she--
it's why she barks.
489
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:25,530
Do you feel stupid?
490
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,817
You know what, I don't care
about the ecosystem.
491
00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,602
I do not care.
492
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:35,407
Hey, gene, your trampoline
is filled with garbage, man.
493
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:38,376
And Sandra, what's with
the swing set in the front yard?
494
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,245
I mean, what is wrong with you?
495
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,880
Why are you all looking at me?
We're all doing stuff.
496
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:44,666
We're all doing stuff!
That's right, Paul.
497
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:47,385
You either put a tarp on
that fiero or have it towed.
498
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,254
Let me tell you something.
That lemon tree?
499
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:52,307
Those are my lemons.
So if I see one of you people
500
00:19:52,309 --> 00:19:54,726
taking one of my lemons--
if I see anybody eating a lem--
501
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,931
Well, that was a [bleep] show.
502
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,566
Entire neighborhood thinks
503
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,800
we're a couple
of solid-gold crazies.
504
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,469
Mm-hmm.
505
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,438
Well, at least
Amy didn't trash the house.
506
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,858
Oh, she did.
507
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:11,693
Ah, I guess tomorrow,
508
00:20:11,695 --> 00:20:13,812
Scotty and I'll just
look for some office space.
509
00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:15,280
- Oh...
- It's not the worst idea.
510
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,766
I mean, might make it easier on me,
511
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,752
not being tempted to come up
and check up on you guys.
512
00:20:20,754 --> 00:20:22,671
Oh, I liked when you popped up.
513
00:20:22,673 --> 00:20:26,708
- Well--
- I'll help you look.
514
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,593
Mm. Mwah.
515
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:32,330
Good night.
516
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,639
- I'm gonna--
- You can't call.
517
00:20:39,759 --> 00:20:41,372
Okay.
518
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:46,381
Babe, there's another spot right here.
519
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:47,809
She covered a lot of ground,
didn't she?
520
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:50,599
- Oh, and a lot of wall.
- Oh, boy.
521
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:53,903
God, you really let her have
free rein out here, huh?
522
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:57,490
I know.
It was a learning curve.
523
00:20:57,713 --> 00:20:59,704
Okay.
524
00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:01,789
Oh, babe, you, uh...
525
00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:08,079
- I love you.
- I love you too.
526
00:21:08,081 --> 00:21:11,799
- Have a great day.
- You too.
527
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:21,109
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