1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,397 And the next wedding gift is... 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,770 ...a gravy boat. - Oh, one gravy boat. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:12,935 That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved. 4 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,844 "In the event of a divorce please return to Sheldon Cooper." 5 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,775 One inappropriate... 6 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:24,082 ...yet-l-wish-l-thought-of-that gravy boat. 7 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:27,852 When I get married, I'm gonna register at the UCLA cadaver lab. 8 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:29,286 Ew. Why? 9 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:31,726 Because I've always wanted a whole human skeleton... 10 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,160 ...and they are really spendy. 11 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,231 You actually see you and Sheldon getting married someday? 12 00:00:37,637 --> 00:00:40,765 Not just someday, in exactly four years. 13 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:43,568 But don't tell Sheldon, he's still a flight risk. 14 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,306 What about you, Penny? 15 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:47,939 What about me, what? 16 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:51,106 Do you think you and Leonard might ever get married? 17 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:56,817 Oh, well, you know, Leonard is great. 18 00:00:58,024 --> 00:00:59,787 But do you think you'll ever get married? 19 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,392 He's a sweetie. 20 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,156 You're not answering the question. 21 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:07,788 - Do you love him? - Yes, sure, of course I love him. 22 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:10,333 - It doesn't sound like it. - Well, I do. 23 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:15,802 - Do you tell him that? - No, he'd just take it the wrong way. 24 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,640 - What does that mean? - It means he is special... 25 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,110 ...and smart, and nice, and... 26 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:25,012 - Are you gonna break up with him? - No. Maybe, I don't know. 27 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:27,050 I had no idea you were unhappy. 28 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,950 That's the thing, I'm not. I'm not unhappy at all. 29 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:33,320 I don't know, I've been in love before but it felt different. 30 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:38,353 But maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. 31 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,633 Do you ever feel that way about Howard? 32 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:43,530 That's not really a fair comparison. 33 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:46,536 I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear. 34 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:49,539 Amy, you? 35 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,870 Can't help you. Whenever I'm around Sheldon... 36 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,842 ...I feels like my loins are on fire. 37 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:58,475 In the good way, not the urinary tract infection way. 38 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:29,546 Hey, buddy, how's it going up there? 39 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,683 You don't have to shout, Raj. 40 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:35,378 It's not like I'm an astronaut floating around in outer space. 41 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:37,682 Oh, wait, I am. 42 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,961 So is it everything you hoped it would be? 43 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:46,860 It's better. Heh, I wake up every morning... 44 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:51,367 ...and I just can't believe I'm on this incredible adventure. 45 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:55,201 Hey, Froot Loops, did you clean the space toilet? 46 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,409 Excuse me, I'm talking to my friends. 47 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:03,242 You know the rules, new guy scrubs the toilet. 48 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:08,520 If you do good job, next time we give you brush. 49 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:13,618 Funny. 50 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:16,762 We're always giving each other a hard time up here. 51 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,591 It's kind of like being in a frat. 52 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:23,065 You know, joking, kidding around, hurting feelings. 53 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:26,068 - Okay, my turn. Let me talk to him. - Go ahead. 54 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:28,264 2311 North Los Robles Avenue... 55 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:31,274 ...Pasadena, California to International Space Station. 56 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,468 Can you read me? Over. 57 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,082 Yes, I read you, Sheldon. 58 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,274 Copy that. Over. 59 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,849 - What are you doing? - I'm talking to a man in space. 60 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,080 If you don't have the... 61 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,926 ...he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street. 62 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,187 You're out of your mind, Sheldon. 63 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,593 That's a negative. My mother had me tested. Over. 64 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,325 Come on, scrub-a-dub, Loops. 65 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,136 All right. All right. I gotta go. 66 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:02,968 There's a meteor shower. 67 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,541 Wanna see a meteor shower? 68 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,578 Take a look at what Dimitri just left you in the toilet. 69 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,710 - Bye. - Over and out. 70 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:17,853 Bye, buddy! 71 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,389 - Hello? - Hey, Stuart, come on in. 72 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,822 What are you doing here? 73 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,159 Um, Raj invited me to go to the movies with you guys. 74 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:31,201 Excuse me, I didn't authorize this. 75 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,004 - Sheldon, you are not in charge. - That's mighty sassy for a man... 76 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,973 ...with a roommate performance review around the corner. 77 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,312 What's the big deal? You guys are bringing your girlfriends. 78 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:43,847 I didn't wanna sit by myself. 79 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:47,885 The big deal is, I was expecting us to be an intimate group of five. 80 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:51,353 Now we're gonna be a faceless mass of six. 81 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,321 It'll be fine. Just, uh, pretend he's Wolowitz. 82 00:04:56,396 --> 00:04:57,886 Hmm... 83 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,727 - Do you like Raisinets? - I take them or leave them. 84 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,996 At the movies, Wolowitz always eats Raisinets. 85 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,732 Would you feel more comfortable if I ate Raisinets? 86 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:11,342 It's hardly my business what you eat. 87 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,571 As long as it doesn't crunch during the film and it's Raisinets. 88 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:17,708 Okay. 89 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,545 - Should we go? - Uh, one more question. 90 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,210 If you're gonna replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little more about you. 91 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:24,686 - All right. - Wolowitz went to MIT. 92 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,620 What's your educational background? 93 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,523 - I went to art school. - Equally ridiculous. Let's go. 94 00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:55,720 This insistence on hand-holding is preposterous. 95 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,656 - Well, I like it. - Yeah, of course you do, you're a girl. 96 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,590 You like all kinds of hippie-dippy things. 97 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,993 Just watch the movie. 98 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:09,263 It's not fair. 99 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:12,097 Penny isn't making Leonard hold hands. 100 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,266 There might be a reason for that. 101 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,807 Sweaty... 102 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:20,142 ...unhygienic... 103 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,281 ...Iooks dumb, take your pick. 104 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:27,713 Penny said she's not sure she wants to be Leonard's girlfriend anymore. 105 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:34,825 Wrong. She just took a sip from his Diet Dr. Pepper. 106 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:36,587 So? 107 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:39,254 So if she wants to end her pair-bond with Leonard... 108 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,630 ...why on earth would she guzzle a witch's brew of his soda and spit? 109 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,497 It's complicated. 110 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,470 String Theory is complicated. 111 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:51,503 That's just yucky. 112 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:56,744 Don't get any ideas. 113 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,051 All right, for the sake of argument, let's say that's true. 114 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,315 Why doesn't Penny just end the relationship? 115 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,152 She's not sure how she feels. 116 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:10,285 How can she not be sure how she feels? 117 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:13,227 You know, when I have a feeling, I know it. 118 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,959 Trains? Love them. 119 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:19,060 Swordfish? I love them too. 120 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:22,469 They're fish with a sword for a nose. 121 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,746 Regardless, don't say anything to Leonard. 122 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,406 You... Now you're asking me to keep a secret from my best friend... 123 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,915 ...colleague and roommate? 124 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,076 Yes, please. Penny will kill me. 125 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,483 Oh, fine. 126 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:41,149 FYI, secret-keeping. Hate it. 127 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,485 Hand-holding, not a fan. 128 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:48,229 Hammerhead shark, I love that thing. 129 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:51,693 Yeah, it's another fish with a tool on its head. 130 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:56,900 - Raisinet? - Shh! We're trying to watch the movie. 131 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:02,172 This is not working out with him. 132 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:20,465 - What are you doing? - I think I might have tartar buildup. 133 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:25,931 My tongue won't go as far forward as it used to. 134 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:29,635 Maybe your tongue is shrinking. 135 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,646 Nope. 136 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:45,413 Oh, you have no idea how annoying this is. 137 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:49,426 I'm starting to get a sense of it. 138 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,431 Don't worry, I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow. 139 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:55,089 Thank you. 140 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,931 I appreciate that. You're good people, Leonard. 141 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,477 - There's something I need to tell you. - Okay. 142 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,509 I can't tell you. 143 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,512 Why? 144 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,090 I can't tell you why I can't tell you. 145 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,395 So I guess there's two things I can't tell you. 146 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,292 I wish there were more. 147 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,299 Good night. 148 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:40,510 - I'm sorry, this is really important. - What is it? 149 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,006 I like the Transformers. 150 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,022 Do you like the Transformers? 151 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,649 Where exactly did your mother have you tested? 152 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,618 Leonard. 153 00:09:56,062 --> 00:10:01,398 The Transformers teach us that things are not always what they appear to be. 154 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,966 You know, like a... 155 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:06,468 A semi-truck might be an alien robot... 156 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:10,234 ...or, uh, someone in a romantic relationship... 157 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,344 ...might feel differently than they appear to. 158 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:17,175 Or a conversation about the Transformers... 159 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,810 ...might actually be about someone in this room. 160 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,321 I'm gonna pause to let that sink in. 161 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,859 - Okay, I think I understand. - You do? 162 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:38,731 The guy who seems like an emotionless robot is you. 163 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:45,273 But your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform... 164 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,539 ...into a red-blooded man with sexual desires. 165 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:56,085 That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 166 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,724 Leonard. 167 00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:07,991 Leonard. 168 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,725 Leonard. 169 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,526 What? 170 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,398 Are you sleeping? 171 00:11:13,572 --> 00:11:15,597 I was, now I'm having a nightmare. 172 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,402 What? 173 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,414 Never mind. I still can't tell you. 174 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,345 Penny. 175 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,822 - Penny. - Mmm. 176 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:41,726 Penny. 177 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,569 Oh, my God, Sheldon. 178 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,765 You frightened me. 179 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,705 What are you doing in my bedroom? 180 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,145 I knocked on the front door but you didn't hear. 181 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:01,480 - How did you even get in, you weirdo? - Yeah, yeah, really? 182 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:04,214 I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years... 183 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,153 ...but when I do it, it's weird? 184 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:08,891 What do you want, Sheldon? 185 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,588 Well, I was having a little trouble sleeping and I just thought... 186 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,563 ...you know, seeing as you're up, we could talk. 187 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,068 Talk about what? 188 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,967 Oh, I don't know. Uh, weather? 189 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,574 Uh, fish you could do carpentry with? 190 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,302 Why Leonard is such an attractive and desirable boyfriend? 191 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,675 Pick one, your choice. 192 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,475 Sheldon... 193 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,982 Did you know that Leonard has a perfect driving record... 194 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:37,486 ...and enjoys the insurance discounts that go along with that? 195 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,521 Hubba, hubba. 196 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,688 - Okay, go home, crazy man. - You... 197 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:48,095 Did you know that while Leonard is not considered a tall fellow in our country... 198 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,929 ...in today's North Korea, he's downright average? 199 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,268 Talk about a keeper. 200 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,367 Okay, what did Amy tell you? 201 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,943 Oh, very well. I can't keep up this clever charade any longer. 202 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,516 She told me that you were thinking of ending it with Leonard. 203 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:10,316 Okay, listen to me. It's really sweet you're trying to protect your friend... 204 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:12,548 ...but this is none of your business. Got it? 205 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:16,320 Excuse me, this is not about protecting my friend. 206 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,969 I'm a big fan of homeostasis. 207 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,503 - Do you know what that is? - Of course not. 208 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:33,873 Homeostasis refers to a system's ability to regulate its internal environment. 209 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:38,915 Yeah, and maintain a constant condition of properties like temperature or pH. 210 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,848 Worst bedtime story ever. 211 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,390 My point is, I don't like when things change. 212 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,929 So, regardless of your feelings, I would like you to continue dating Leonard. 213 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:57,224 And also, while we're on the subject, you recently changed your shampoo. 214 00:13:57,403 --> 00:13:59,769 I'm not comfortable with the new scent. 215 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:03,341 Will you please stop this madness and go back to green apple? 216 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,436 Okay, honey, I have a lot to figure out. 217 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,911 And until I do, you are not to say a word to Leonard. 218 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,246 - Do you understand? - I do. 219 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,851 - You clear on the shampoo issue? - Get out. 220 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,891 - Penny? - What? 221 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,697 Please don't hurt my friend. 222 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,031 - That is the last thing I want to do. - Thank you. 223 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,397 Coconut. What were you thinking? Are you a hula-girl? 224 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:37,940 Out! 225 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,644 - Hello? - What the hell is wrong with you? 226 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,881 You told Sheldon? Do you know what a terrible position this puts me in? 227 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,460 Hang on, please. 228 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,925 - Hello? - Yeah, just a heads-up. 229 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,898 Penny knows that you blabbed about Leonard. She's pretty mad. 230 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,963 I know. She's yelling at me right now. 231 00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,304 All right then, so we're all on the same page. 232 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,574 Hey, Bernie. 233 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,943 There's my hubby. 234 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,744 How's everything going up there? 235 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,477 Oh, it's okay. 236 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:26,591 Space is beautiful, Earth is beautiful. Same old, same old. 237 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,992 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 238 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,824 - Everything's fine, heh. - Howard. 239 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,964 The other astronauts are being mean to me. 240 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,107 No, what are they doing? 241 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,210 Well, like, for instance, the other day, when I was asleep... 242 00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,369 ...one of the guys went on a space-walk... 243 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:54,486 ...and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window. 244 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:59,018 When I woke up, I screamed for like nine minutes. 245 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,190 Oh, Howie. 246 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,453 You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube. 247 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,462 Google "Astronaut screams for nine minutes." 248 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,997 Why don't you stand up to them? 249 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,296 What am I supposed to say? 250 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,033 I don't know. 251 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,731 Say, "Being mean is lame. 252 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,810 What's cool is being nice." 253 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:31,222 Great, I'll do that when I wanna be the first guy in space to get a wedgie. 254 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,582 Do you want me to call somebody at NASA? 255 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:39,696 No, my mom already tried that. It only made things worse. 256 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,095 Gelatinous Sphere. 257 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,835 Focused Locust. 258 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,674 Temple of Yip. 259 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,875 I'm sorry, Wolowitz would never play that card. 260 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,682 All right, Lesser Demon Turtle. 261 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,181 Fairy God Monster, I win. 262 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,180 Your desperate need for friendship makes you weak. 263 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,755 So, what are you guys doing later? 264 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:10,417 Stuart and I were thinking of going out for a drink. 265 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,531 - Try to meet some girls. - Because that's what we do, heh. 266 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:20,237 So watch out, ladies, a little coffee and cream coming your way. 267 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,974 In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee. 268 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:30,308 Leonard, maybe you'd like to go with them to meet girls. 269 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,473 Why would I be interested? I have Penny. 270 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:34,619 Yeah, for now. 271 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,088 But that woman has a death wish, Leonard. 272 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:42,284 Yeah, she talks to strangers, she pets unfamiliar dogs... 273 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:47,228 ...and it is ridiculously easy to break into her apartment. 274 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,326 If I were you, I'd get a backup. 275 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:54,768 You can't just replace someone you care about with some other random person. 276 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,568 Uh, please don't ruin this for me. 277 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,179 Do you remember how upset I was... 278 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,941 ...when they replaced Edward Norton as the Hulk? 279 00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,244 Yes, you walked around for a week... 280 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,513 ...saying, "Sheldon unhappy with casting choice." 281 00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:17,652 But then Mark Ruffalo was the Hulk in The Avengers and he was even better. 282 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,321 - What's your point? - Call me a romantic. 283 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:25,493 I like to think that your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere. 284 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,973 This is ridiculous. Are we gonna play cards or not? 285 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:34,101 - I like Mark Ruffalo too. - Yeah, settle down there, fake Wolowitz. 286 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,275 No one likes a kiss-up. 287 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,511 So I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning. 288 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,452 - Really? - Yeah. 289 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:49,788 I told him that if he didn't bite the hygienist I'd take him for ice cream. 290 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,988 I didn't have to take him for ice cream. 291 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,199 Uh-huh. 292 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,369 You okay? You seem a little distracted. 293 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,865 Look, there's something I need to tell you. 294 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,409 Oh, yeah, okay. 295 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,309 - I don't really know how to say this. - Just say it. 296 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,642 - Okay, here goes... - Mm-hm. 297 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,685 You slept with him? 298 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:27,725 I didn't know what else to do. He had those big, sad eyes. 299 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,528 Oh, sure, you had no choice. 300 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,568 He looked at me like this. 301 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,742 If that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog. 302 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,879 Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to break up with him. 303 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:53,855 Your wedding day, your honeymoon, your 50th anniversary. 304 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,460 Look, it's fine, we're not getting married, okay? 305 00:19:56,628 --> 00:20:00,689 We're keeping things, you know, homeostasis. 306 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,801 It's so cute when she tries. 307 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,865 It's from Leonard. 308 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,239 "Last night was amazing. You're amazing. 309 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,507 I'm so lucky to have you in my life." 310 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,284 Okay, stop it. 311 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:30,120 Hey, Bernie, guess what? I stood up to the other astronauts like you said. 312 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,492 And I gotta tell you last night was the first time in a week... 313 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,189 ...I got a good night's sleep. 314 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:45,308 Oh, Howie. 315 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,536 What's wrong? You look upset. 316 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,941 Nope. 317 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,708 This is my proud face.