1 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,607 - Ramona and her pinot. - [Chuckles] 2 00:00:05,608 --> 00:00:08,110 How long before she mentions her skin care line? 3 00:00:08,111 --> 00:00:09,445 God, I hate her. 4 00:00:09,446 --> 00:00:11,413 She does have really nice skin, though. 5 00:00:11,414 --> 00:00:12,804 Yeah, she looks good. 6 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:14,806 [Overlapping chatter] 7 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:18,120 What's happening, honey? Where's TV? 8 00:00:18,121 --> 00:00:19,922 - Calm down. - What's going on? 9 00:00:19,923 --> 00:00:21,323 I'll check this bad boy out. 10 00:00:21,324 --> 00:00:24,093 Just reboot it, honey. 11 00:00:24,094 --> 00:00:25,594 All right, give me a second. 12 00:00:25,595 --> 00:00:27,563 Just try... just reboot it. You have to reboot it. 13 00:00:27,564 --> 00:00:29,498 Babe, you're saying words that don't mean anything. 14 00:00:29,499 --> 00:00:31,073 Try blowing on it. You know, 15 00:00:31,697 --> 00:00:34,603 like you used to do with Nintendo cartridges. 16 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:36,338 Just do it. 17 00:00:36,339 --> 00:00:38,507 That doesn't work, babe. 18 00:00:38,508 --> 00:00:40,914 Why is it that we have so many remotes? 19 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:44,213 I mean, what... when did we have a laserdisc player? 20 00:00:44,214 --> 00:00:47,839 All right, well, TV's out, so now what are we gonna do? 21 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,651 I guess we can try and eat without TV. 22 00:00:49,652 --> 00:00:51,420 [Chuckles] Yeah, like animals. 23 00:00:51,421 --> 00:00:55,257 No, honey, at our dining room table. 24 00:00:57,394 --> 00:01:00,262 I think there's room, right? 25 00:01:00,263 --> 00:01:03,465 Mm. 26 00:01:03,466 --> 00:01:06,435 [Chuckles] 27 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:16,178 - This is nice, right? - I know. 28 00:01:16,179 --> 00:01:18,647 We should to this every... Sometimes. 29 00:01:18,648 --> 00:01:20,048 Yeah. 30 00:01:20,049 --> 00:01:20,998 [Buzz] 31 00:01:21,451 --> 00:01:23,419 [On tv] I really feel it's my responsibility, 32 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,752 before I get those airline tickets... 33 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,223 - We should probably... - Probably turn it off. 34 00:01:28,224 --> 00:01:29,558 - Huh? - Right... huh? 35 00:01:29,559 --> 00:01:31,059 - What were you gonna say? - Just... no, definitely, 36 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,799 turn it off. Turn it off. 37 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,030 [Sighs] 38 00:01:35,031 --> 00:01:36,231 [TV chatter stops] 39 00:01:37,534 --> 00:01:40,302 [Both chuckle] 40 00:01:49,412 --> 00:01:51,818 - So. - So. 41 00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:53,572 [Upbeat music] 44 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,200 [sighs] 45 00:02:12,201 --> 00:02:14,009 - Great champagne, Ava. - Yeah. 46 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,604 Probably gonna need some food at some point 47 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:17,105 to sop it up if I keep drinking. 48 00:02:17,106 --> 00:02:18,740 Yes, when is the food happening? 49 00:02:18,741 --> 00:02:21,510 Food? No, this is a champagne brunch. 50 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:22,678 Does she know what a champagne... 51 00:02:22,679 --> 00:02:24,012 - We'll get lunch after. - Okay. 52 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,181 - Cool champagne mug. - Mm. 53 00:02:26,182 --> 00:02:27,649 Isn't it? 54 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,651 This old gal and I have been through a lot together. 55 00:02:29,652 --> 00:02:32,421 I was drinking out of it when I found out the Ava show 56 00:02:32,422 --> 00:02:33,555 got picked up, 57 00:02:33,556 --> 00:02:36,158 and I was crying into her 58 00:02:36,159 --> 00:02:38,427 when I found out the Ava show got cancelled. 59 00:02:38,428 --> 00:02:41,363 Yeah, this vessel has held many a precious fluid. 60 00:02:42,765 --> 00:02:46,234 To precious fluids. 61 00:02:46,235 --> 00:02:47,536 Yeah, I just need food. 62 00:02:47,537 --> 00:02:49,237 So Scott, you and I haven't 63 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:51,073 shared a meal together since... 64 00:02:51,074 --> 00:02:53,075 - Still haven't. - Since your wedding. 65 00:02:53,076 --> 00:02:55,744 How's that going? How's the old ball and chain? 66 00:02:55,745 --> 00:02:57,813 Oh, me and Connie? Pretty good... 67 00:02:57,814 --> 00:02:59,181 Since the divorce. 68 00:02:59,182 --> 00:03:00,248 Yeah. 69 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:01,516 I have been in such a fog 70 00:03:01,517 --> 00:03:02,985 since the Ava show got cancelled. 71 00:03:02,986 --> 00:03:04,319 I just... look at me, I don't know 72 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,254 where to put all my stuff from the show. 73 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:07,456 You want me to help you move these boxes? 74 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,291 That'd be great. 75 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,982 Yeah, you can just throw 'em in the old spare room. 76 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,129 Reagan, your brother is a bearded angel. 77 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:15,998 You know what, Scott? I'll give you a hand here. 78 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,697 Don't you ladies go making any food while we're gone. 79 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,136 Honey, drop it. [Laughter] 80 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,338 - You're doing okay, right? - Yeah. 81 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:24,911 How are you? How's Chris? 82 00:03:24,912 --> 00:03:27,342 Good, good. Being home all the time has been... 83 00:03:27,343 --> 00:03:28,777 It's been... You know... 84 00:03:28,778 --> 00:03:30,779 You know those couples at the waffle house 85 00:03:30,780 --> 00:03:34,082 who just sit there in silence, reading thepennysavers, 86 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:37,085 chawing on bacon, just waiting to die? 87 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,925 Yeah, that's why I always get my waffles to go. 88 00:03:38,926 --> 00:03:40,969 I think that Chris and I are becoming them. 89 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,491 Seriously. 90 00:03:42,492 --> 00:03:44,059 Last night, we tried to do, like, a TV-free dinner. 91 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:45,293 It was brutal. 92 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:47,162 We had literally nothing to talk about. 93 00:03:47,163 --> 00:03:50,265 - Reagan Darnell Brinkley. - Darnell's not my middle name. 94 00:03:50,266 --> 00:03:53,468 Have you already lost your producerial skills? 95 00:03:53,469 --> 00:03:54,803 All you have to do is take one of those 96 00:03:54,804 --> 00:03:57,806 little, blue index card thingies and fill it out 97 00:03:57,807 --> 00:03:59,675 with questions and conversation starters, 98 00:03:59,676 --> 00:04:01,443 like you did for me on the show. 99 00:04:01,444 --> 00:04:03,412 Oh, yeah. 100 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:04,873 You're right, I could do that. 101 00:04:04,874 --> 00:04:07,810 I can just prep a little conversational kindling, 102 00:04:07,811 --> 00:04:09,478 so to speak. 103 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:11,480 Darn, you are brilliant when you're day drunk. 104 00:04:11,481 --> 00:04:13,582 That is how I won celebrity jeopardy. 105 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,250 I don't remember that. 106 00:04:15,251 --> 00:04:17,352 Oh, Reagan, you gotta see this. 107 00:04:17,353 --> 00:04:19,588 Oh, wow. 108 00:04:19,589 --> 00:04:21,890 Ava, what are we looking at here? 109 00:04:21,891 --> 00:04:24,623 - Everything. - This is my crafting room. 110 00:04:24,624 --> 00:04:25,824 Well, it started out as my crafting room, 111 00:04:25,825 --> 00:04:27,692 but then I realized crafting blows, 112 00:04:27,693 --> 00:04:29,561 so I decided to store, you know, 113 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:32,130 old suitcases, old blow-dryers, 114 00:04:32,131 --> 00:04:34,199 things like that in here. You know, it's just a... 115 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,400 Room full of keep 'ems. 116 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,335 - Mama? - Amy? 117 00:04:37,336 --> 00:04:38,703 - Amy? Oh, my God, where's Amy? - Uh, she's right over there 118 00:04:38,704 --> 00:04:40,138 - by. - Oh, okay. 119 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:41,339 Health and beauty aids, I guess. 120 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,841 Hi, baby. Okay, put that down. 121 00:04:42,842 --> 00:04:44,776 Okay, sweetie, listen to me. 122 00:04:44,777 --> 00:04:46,911 I know that you love to hold onto things, 123 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,214 but your show stuff's not even gonna fit in here, 124 00:04:49,215 --> 00:04:51,449 so I think you need to get rid of some of this junk. 125 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:54,386 - This stuff is not junk. - Hey, Scott. 126 00:04:54,387 --> 00:04:56,621 Careful, you're gonna be crushed by a tower of allure magazines. 127 00:04:56,622 --> 00:04:59,424 Okay, fun-pokers, we get it. 128 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:00,792 You know what, though? 129 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:02,460 Every single solitary thing in this room 130 00:05:02,461 --> 00:05:04,429 is vitally important to my life. 131 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:07,432 Like this rainstick, probably. 132 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:12,812 [Prolonged rain sound] 133 00:05:18,144 --> 00:05:22,480 Well, let's hope I put my windows up on my car. 134 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:25,317 How about we just... We start off small, 135 00:05:25,318 --> 00:05:28,720 and maybe we'll just get rid of one of these two yoga balls? 136 00:05:28,721 --> 00:05:30,488 Oh, no, no. No, no, no. 137 00:05:30,489 --> 00:05:32,997 - You see because... - Just let the air out too. 138 00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,893 This is the yoga ball I was sitting on 139 00:05:34,894 --> 00:05:36,161 when I found out Selena was killed. 140 00:05:36,162 --> 00:05:37,362 Look at this. 141 00:05:37,363 --> 00:05:38,878 Probably use these a lot, right? 142 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,298 Oh, there those things are! 143 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,733 - You don't even know its name. - You know what? 144 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:43,675 Just put 'em on the end of the... Of the thing. 145 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,637 - Ok... oh! - Ava, why don't you 146 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:47,772 let me help you sell some of this stuff on craigslist? 147 00:05:47,773 --> 00:05:51,409 I mean, not to brag, craigslist is kind of my jam. 148 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,911 Yeah, not sure that counts as a brag, Scott. 149 00:05:52,912 --> 00:05:54,379 Sweetie, seriously, you look like you look like 150 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:57,899 cat in the hat right now. 151 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:05,238 So... the election. 152 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,802 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - Right? 153 00:06:06,803 --> 00:06:09,327 It's here, and I was thinking, the electoral college, 154 00:06:09,739 --> 00:06:11,340 it's like, is it fair or is it not fair? 155 00:06:11,341 --> 00:06:12,775 I know, it's just not representative... 156 00:06:12,776 --> 00:06:14,577 Yeah, it's not... It doesn't... 157 00:06:14,578 --> 00:06:17,580 - I tend to think that... - [Clears throat] Reagan? 158 00:06:17,581 --> 00:06:18,814 - It's an archaic way of doing... - Hey. 159 00:06:18,815 --> 00:06:20,583 - Yes? - What are you looking at? 160 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:21,617 I'm not looking at anything. 161 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:22,618 - What...? - Let me see it. 162 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:24,587 I... 163 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:31,393 "Preschool. Should we get a bulletin board?" 164 00:06:31,394 --> 00:06:32,862 Should we, though? 165 00:06:32,863 --> 00:06:34,517 You prepped for our dinner conversation? 166 00:06:34,518 --> 00:06:36,232 I had to, okay? 167 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:38,734 We were turning into the waffle house death couple. 168 00:06:38,735 --> 00:06:40,569 Without the television, 169 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:42,905 we have nothing to say to each other. 170 00:06:42,906 --> 00:06:46,308 Babe, stop making this a bigger deal than it is. 171 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:49,011 Dinner without the TV is good in theory, 172 00:06:49,012 --> 00:06:52,314 but in reality, not so much, kind of like communism. 173 00:06:52,315 --> 00:06:54,416 It's like when I was a kid and the ice cream man 174 00:06:54,417 --> 00:06:55,918 moved in across the street from us. 175 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:56,986 Wait a minute, you lived across the street 176 00:06:56,987 --> 00:06:58,501 - from the ice cream man? - Yeah. 177 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:02,128 That's like living across the street from Willy Wonka. 178 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:03,526 No, it was the opposite, 179 00:07:03,527 --> 00:07:06,262 because he was sad and divorced, 180 00:07:06,263 --> 00:07:08,364 and his kids were embarrassed by him... 181 00:07:08,365 --> 00:07:09,498 - Oh. - And they called him 182 00:07:09,499 --> 00:07:12,974 - by his first name, Ron. - Ugh. 183 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:15,237 We caught him sleeping in that truck a bunch of times. 184 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:18,173 - Oh, so sad, ice cream man. - Yeah. 185 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,877 What was the name of the one 186 00:07:21,878 --> 00:07:25,026 that had the cookies as the buns with the ice cream meat? 187 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,616 - The "brrr-ger!" - The "brrr-ger!" 188 00:07:27,617 --> 00:07:29,552 - Oh, my God, I love those! - Yeah. 189 00:07:29,553 --> 00:07:31,320 How did I not know that you lived across the street 190 00:07:31,321 --> 00:07:32,721 - from the ice cream man? - I don't know. 191 00:07:32,722 --> 00:07:34,290 Give me some more of that, please. 192 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:35,858 Of course, I'm not gonna drink alone. 193 00:07:35,859 --> 00:07:37,726 - Who am I, Ron? - [Laughing] Oh, God, no! 194 00:07:37,727 --> 00:07:39,562 You wanted to join the circus? 195 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:43,265 Yes, but not just any circus, circus of the stars. 196 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:46,001 Oh, honey, I wanted to be Pam Dawber so bad. 197 00:07:46,002 --> 00:07:47,670 - [Laughing] Oh. - In fact, one summer 198 00:07:47,671 --> 00:07:49,805 during High School, I signed up for trapeze lessons, 199 00:07:49,806 --> 00:07:51,607 which I couldn't go, 'cause I ended up getting mono 200 00:07:51,608 --> 00:07:53,304 from kissing Tony Moschellis. 201 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:54,777 See, babe, we're still exciting. 202 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,345 - I know. - We still have so many 203 00:07:56,346 --> 00:07:57,880 - mysteries to unravel, right? - Yeah. Yeah. 204 00:07:57,881 --> 00:08:00,249 We are not that dead waffle house couple. 205 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,185 No, we are that... That young, drunk couple 206 00:08:03,186 --> 00:08:05,521 who get dragged out of the waffle house 207 00:08:05,522 --> 00:08:08,361 for being too loud and too sexy. 208 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:11,760 Do you want to continue this great conversation 209 00:08:11,761 --> 00:08:13,283 in the bedroom? 210 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,827 I would. [Giggles] 211 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:21,437 Or, honey, how about we continue it in God's bedroom? 212 00:08:21,438 --> 00:08:23,973 Huh? What do you think? 213 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:26,609 Babe, I am totally into this, 214 00:08:26,610 --> 00:08:27,910 but where are we gonna actually... 215 00:08:27,911 --> 00:08:29,845 - [Laughs] - Oh, whoa... all right. 216 00:08:29,846 --> 00:08:31,759 Well, someone's given this some thought, yeah? 217 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,216 Maybe. Oh. [Laughs] 218 00:08:34,217 --> 00:08:36,919 - Mmm. - Mmm. 219 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,921 - [Door opening] - Wait. 220 00:08:38,922 --> 00:08:40,389 - Don't lose focus. - Okay. 221 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:42,312 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 222 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,560 [Both moaning] 223 00:08:44,561 --> 00:08:46,328 It's not out here. 224 00:08:46,329 --> 00:08:48,026 Shh, shh, shh! Wait, wait, it's gene and Terry. 225 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,232 - Yeah, it is. [Laughs] - [Laughs] 226 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,334 I'm sorry, I just feel like they can see us maybe... 227 00:08:52,335 --> 00:08:53,669 - Mmm. Mmm. - Yeah. Mmm. 228 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:54,937 Did you look on the side of the house? 229 00:08:54,938 --> 00:08:55,938 Babe, wait, I'm sorry, I just feel like 230 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:57,239 we're gonna get caught. 231 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:58,607 I know, it's so hot. 232 00:08:58,608 --> 00:09:01,310 Okay, well, that's weird. [Chuckles] 233 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:06,794 [Chuckles] I wasn't... I wasn't trying to be weird. 234 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:08,717 No, no, no, I... No, I just... I didn't mean... 235 00:09:08,718 --> 00:09:10,452 Yup, it's here by the spigot. 236 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:16,304 Jeez, if this were Canada, 237 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:17,887 they'd call me a real hoser. 238 00:09:17,888 --> 00:09:19,957 [Laughter] 239 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,542 [Groans] Oh, my God. 240 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,106 ♪ 241 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:27,117 we said "firm" in the ad, 242 00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:29,820 and eight bucks is what we expect to get. 243 00:09:34,793 --> 00:09:36,994 Would you take $3? 244 00:09:36,995 --> 00:09:38,529 - That sounds good. - Whoa! 245 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:41,665 Whoa, hey! No, I'm sorry, 246 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:44,000 that ball is worth way more than that. 247 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:46,603 In fact, I have another offer on the phone right now. 248 00:09:46,604 --> 00:09:48,172 If you'll excuse me. 249 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:49,673 Yes? 250 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:52,215 Ten bucks. Then it's yours. 251 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,577 Unless, of course, 252 00:09:53,578 --> 00:09:56,094 devastatingly beautiful over here wants it. 253 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,181 What's it gonna be, pony tail? 254 00:10:01,777 --> 00:10:03,921 Thank you! Enjoy your ball, young lady. 255 00:10:03,922 --> 00:10:04,791 I'll take that. 256 00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:06,457 Yes. 257 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:07,857 Whoo! That felt good. 258 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:11,229 Yeah, it was like, uh, lightening the load. 259 00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:14,098 I just wish there was a way to sell a bunch of stuff 260 00:10:14,099 --> 00:10:16,968 to a bunch of people all at the same time. 261 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:19,403 Oh, we could open up a marshalls. 262 00:10:19,404 --> 00:10:21,579 Or we could have a garage sale. 263 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,242 [Snaps fingers] Even better. 264 00:10:30,349 --> 00:10:32,630 [Coughs] Hey, babe, uh, remember 265 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,318 the whole outdoor thing last night? 266 00:10:34,319 --> 00:10:37,093 - I do. - Yeah, that was my bad. 267 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:40,124 Yes, it was your bad. That was your very, very bad. 268 00:10:40,125 --> 00:10:42,126 I'm driving towards something here. 269 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:43,861 I want us to be adventurous as a couple, 270 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,162 and I don't want to hold us back, 271 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:46,297 and that's why this saturday, 272 00:10:46,298 --> 00:10:49,133 you and I are gonna do this. 273 00:10:51,236 --> 00:10:53,204 We're going to war-torn Syria? 274 00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:54,338 No, what? 275 00:10:54,339 --> 00:10:56,531 Oh, sorry, wrong window. 276 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,310 - So sad, what happening there. - So sad. 277 00:10:59,311 --> 00:11:01,119 You know what's not sad... 278 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,181 Trapeze lessons. 279 00:11:04,182 --> 00:11:06,817 Oh, my God. We're... we're doing this? 280 00:11:06,818 --> 00:11:07,818 I signed us up online. 281 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,820 [Gasps] Honey! 282 00:11:09,821 --> 00:11:11,322 You, me, 15-minute safety briefing, 283 00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:13,506 and a commemorative DVD. 284 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,826 Oh! Oh, we are the coolest couple ever! 285 00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:18,029 - Hey, we are. Ah. - Oh! 286 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,697 Oh, your ring's really getting me. 287 00:11:19,698 --> 00:11:20,698 - It's kind of... - I'm so... oh, I'm sorry. 288 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:22,199 Yeah. 289 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,768 Pleasure doing business with you. 290 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:26,037 God, it feels good to get rid of this crap. 291 00:11:26,038 --> 00:11:28,472 All sales are final. Keep moving. 292 00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:30,107 Keep moving. 293 00:11:30,108 --> 00:11:31,649 Feels good to start fresh. 294 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,568 - You know? - To clean house. 295 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,881 - Double meaning. - Yeah, double meaning. Yeah. 296 00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:39,784 I'm... I'm sorry. 297 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,253 [Laughing] Oh, wow! 298 00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:44,388 I'm a big fan. Oh, my God! 299 00:11:44,389 --> 00:11:46,991 Linda bergson-Harper is my... Is my name. 300 00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:49,760 Uh, I work at valley copy on ventura. 301 00:11:49,761 --> 00:11:50,668 - Oh. - Yeah. 302 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:52,330 I was just was on my lunch break, 303 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:53,998 saw this garage sale and said, "what the heck," 304 00:11:53,999 --> 00:11:56,215 and stopped in and who is here but Ava Alexander! 305 00:11:56,835 --> 00:11:59,737 I spent every afternoon at 4:00 with you, Ava. 306 00:11:59,738 --> 00:12:02,206 And I spent every afternoon at 4:00 with you, Linda. 307 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,275 Oh, my God. [Both laugh] 308 00:12:04,276 --> 00:12:06,277 Oh, your show means so much to me. 309 00:12:06,278 --> 00:12:09,046 I was... I was heartbroken it was cancelled. 310 00:12:09,047 --> 00:12:12,149 Yeah, well, you know, it's... it's tough. 311 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,318 Uh, still stings a little bit, um, 312 00:12:14,319 --> 00:12:15,886 but you know, you just have to make the choice 313 00:12:15,887 --> 00:12:18,723 to move forward. 314 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:21,364 You know, you can't dwell in the past. 315 00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,462 - Let go and let goddess. - Yeah, exactly. 316 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:25,963 - Learned that from you, Ava. - [Laughs] 317 00:12:25,964 --> 00:12:28,199 - Ah, did I say that? - [Laughs] 318 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,901 Wow. 319 00:12:30,902 --> 00:12:33,037 You know what? 320 00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:35,706 I have a couple more boxes of stuff inside. 321 00:12:35,707 --> 00:12:39,076 Wait right here. Be right back. 322 00:12:39,077 --> 00:12:40,511 Here, check out all these 323 00:12:40,512 --> 00:12:42,279 one-of-a-kind Ava show tchotchkes. 324 00:12:42,886 --> 00:12:43,948 [Gasps] 325 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:46,183 Just take 'em. Take 'em. 326 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:49,186 Getting rid of stuff. Getting rid of it! 327 00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:51,310 You're giving that stuff away, Ava? 328 00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:53,354 Cleaning house, just like you said. 329 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,065 [Gasps] Oh, can I interest you 330 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:58,362 in a Ava show director's chair cover? 331 00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:02,113 Can I interest you in my eternal happiness? 332 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,168 You can. [Laughs] 333 00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:08,672 Here. 334 00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:10,373 Here's the mug I was drinking out of 335 00:13:10,976 --> 00:13:12,877 when I found out the Ava show got picked up. 336 00:13:12,878 --> 00:13:15,780 - Really? - Anything for my biggest fan. 337 00:13:15,781 --> 00:13:18,182 Oh, still a little more coffee. 338 00:13:21,153 --> 00:13:23,676 Oh. Thank you. 339 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,990 - Enjoy it. - Wow. Oh, my God! 340 00:13:29,027 --> 00:13:31,295 Thank you, Linda. 341 00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:42,196 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. 342 00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:44,322 - Whoa! - [Laughs] 343 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,744 Yes. Howdy, we are here to get high. 344 00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:49,313 I'm referring to the trapeze, not drugs. 345 00:13:49,314 --> 00:13:50,781 I just need you folks to sign this release. 346 00:13:50,782 --> 00:13:52,183 Covers us in case of equipment failure, 347 00:13:52,184 --> 00:13:53,851 - accidental death... - Accidental what? 348 00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,286 Or dismemberment. All that fun stuff. [Laughs] 349 00:13:55,287 --> 00:13:57,154 I laugh in the face of death. Ha ha. 350 00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:58,923 - Uh... - Or "possible paralysis." 351 00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:00,673 [Laughing] Whatever. 352 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,465 I don't... I don't laugh at death. 353 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,795 ♪ Uh, uh, gettin' my trapeze on ♪ 354 00:14:04,796 --> 00:14:06,430 - [laughs] I-I'm so sorry... - ♪ Get my trapeze on ♪ 355 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,965 just with regards to paragraph four, 356 00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:10,267 what exactly qualifies as "net trauma?" 357 00:14:10,268 --> 00:14:11,836 ♪ get my trapeze on ♪ 358 00:14:11,837 --> 00:14:13,440 - Babe, I... - ♪ Bring it around ♪ 359 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,232 ♪ 360 00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:18,500 you can drink champagne out of anything. 361 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:21,002 Shoes, planters, Tequila bottles. 362 00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:23,638 - But... - I am moving forward, not back. 363 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:24,906 Ava, I need to tell you a story. 364 00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,942 - Okay. - When my marriage ended, 365 00:14:26,943 --> 00:14:29,244 I had tons and tons of meaningless sex. 366 00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:32,453 - What's happening? - A ridiculous amount of ladies. 367 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:34,716 Tall ones, mean ones, regular ones... 368 00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,685 You know what? This is a beautiful story. 369 00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:38,887 Maybe you should save it for your grandbabies. 370 00:14:38,888 --> 00:14:40,655 Then one night, when I was about to close a deal 371 00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:41,890 on a medium-sized one from Phoenix... 372 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,124 W-wow, it's still going. 373 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,759 It hit me. I was only doing this 374 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,495 to forget about Connie, but that wasn't right. 375 00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:48,997 Just because my marriage ended badly 376 00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,766 didn't mean that I should just throw it all away, 377 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:54,517 'cause there were some good memories in there, 378 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,439 and I think you just gave one of yours away. 379 00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:01,576 It's just so painful. 380 00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:05,714 But someday, it won't be. 381 00:15:05,715 --> 00:15:08,717 We gotta get that mug back. 382 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:11,920 So Linda, um, long story short, uh, 383 00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:14,203 that mug represents 384 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,790 the very beginnings of the Ava show, 385 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,525 and even though the show's cancelled, 386 00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:19,583 my memories of the good times were not, 387 00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:22,586 so I'd kinda love to get it back. 388 00:15:22,587 --> 00:15:24,852 But you kind of gave it to me? 389 00:15:24,853 --> 00:15:27,635 But kinda regretting that now. 390 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:30,858 I already drank two teas and a cup of noodles out of it, 391 00:15:30,859 --> 00:15:34,725 so it kinda feels like mine now. 392 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,364 - You're a bad fan, Linda. - Hey. 393 00:15:36,365 --> 00:15:37,728 Please, please. 394 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,769 Linda, as my new friend... 395 00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,171 - Yeah? - Can you please 396 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,640 just do me this solid? 397 00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:48,843 Ooh. [Exhales] I'm sorry, Ava. 398 00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,284 Yeah, I get it. 399 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,882 - Gimme that mug! - [Gasps] 400 00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:57,318 All right, brinkleys are up next. 401 00:15:57,319 --> 00:15:59,667 Come on, baby, let's go! Let's do this! 402 00:16:00,122 --> 00:16:01,722 I'm coming! 403 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:03,925 - Love it. - Whoo-hoo! 404 00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:05,693 - Me too! - [Grunts] 405 00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:07,128 You ready to make some 406 00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:09,964 circus of the stars- style magic, baby? 407 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:11,999 - Y... ohh. - Okay. 408 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,301 - On my "hep..." - Okay. 409 00:16:13,302 --> 00:16:14,902 Reagan's gonna jump onto swing "a." 410 00:16:14,903 --> 00:16:17,104 - Swing "a!" - Ready... 411 00:16:17,105 --> 00:16:18,673 - Read-ay! - Set... 412 00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:20,641 Say-at! [Laughs] 413 00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:21,709 Hep! 414 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,644 Hep! 415 00:16:25,314 --> 00:16:26,681 O-okay, everyone, we'll try it again. 416 00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:28,649 - Whoo! - We'll try it again. 417 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,351 - Ready. - Read-ay! 418 00:16:30,352 --> 00:16:31,986 - Set! - Se... okay, 419 00:16:31,987 --> 00:16:33,754 let's go over the jump just one more time. 420 00:16:33,755 --> 00:16:37,258 Sweet Mariah, she will not put that mug down. 421 00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:39,624 What is she doing now, froggin' popcorn out of it? 422 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:41,582 Here's what we do: 423 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,584 You go back in, and she'll be all like, 424 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,333 "oh, you're back," and you'll say, 425 00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,034 "oh, no, I don't care about the mug. 426 00:16:47,035 --> 00:16:48,736 I'm actually here for some printing services." 427 00:16:48,737 --> 00:16:50,204 That's when I go in and cause my disturbance. 428 00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:51,806 Not sure what. 429 00:16:51,807 --> 00:16:53,608 I got my eye on that rack of greeting cards. 430 00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:55,343 All of a sudden, boom, that thing goes down. 431 00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:58,646 In the resulting commotion, you grab the mug from Connie... 432 00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:02,250 I mean, Linda... whatever... And haul ass out! 433 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:03,851 They might've wrestled me to the ground by then, 434 00:17:03,852 --> 00:17:05,786 but you just keep moving. 435 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:07,722 [Exhales sharply] 436 00:17:10,225 --> 00:17:12,159 Let's go. 437 00:17:14,229 --> 00:17:16,534 You know what? She can keep the mug. 438 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,966 What the... No, that's yours. 439 00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:20,735 There's a whole plan in motion. 440 00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:22,623 She needs it more than I do. 441 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,209 I can find a new favorite mug, 442 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,041 with new, great memories. 443 00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,843 In fact, it looks like this place personalizes 444 00:17:28,844 --> 00:17:31,913 all kinds of stuff. 445 00:17:31,914 --> 00:17:33,080 I'm loving this, babe! 446 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:34,649 This is... whoo. 447 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,117 - I'm so glad we did this. - Me too! 448 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:38,853 - This is great, huh? - Whoo! 449 00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:41,088 Is that Ivan, um, he's really strong, right? 450 00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:42,924 - Oh, yeah. - Just, 'cause here's the thing, 451 00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:46,327 I moisturize, so my forearms might be a little bit smoother 452 00:17:46,328 --> 00:17:49,597 than what he's used to catching, so I want to make sure, 453 00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:51,165 you know, he can really... 454 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:54,101 - Get a good grip on that. - Hey... hey, Dan, uh, 455 00:17:54,102 --> 00:17:56,198 why don't we get Chris into position first? 456 00:17:56,199 --> 00:17:57,705 - [Low] Chris first? - Okay. 457 00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,206 Gentlemen first! [Laughs] 458 00:17:59,207 --> 00:18:01,375 Okay! Okay, Chris, you're gonna grab the bar. 459 00:18:01,376 --> 00:18:02,977 You do it first, babe, 'cause I'm gonna probably 460 00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:04,665 do a lot more tricks. 461 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:05,846 Great, great. 462 00:18:05,847 --> 00:18:07,214 - Good. - Okay, got it? 463 00:18:07,215 --> 00:18:08,627 - Yeah, both hands. - Both the hands, yes. 464 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:09,951 - Okay? - Okay, here we go. 465 00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:12,653 - Ready... set... - [Exhales] 466 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:13,988 Hup! 467 00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:15,756 - Push me. - What? 468 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,158 Yeah, I'm frozen stiff. 469 00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:19,093 My wife really wants me to do this, 470 00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:20,962 and I don't want to look like a total ween in front of her, 471 00:18:20,963 --> 00:18:22,863 so you're gonna have to push me off this platform, damn it! 472 00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:24,131 Why are we doing this? This is crazy. 473 00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,667 Honey! Honey, why are we doing this? 474 00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,235 'Cause we love the thrill? 475 00:18:28,236 --> 00:18:29,937 I don't want to do this, Chris! 476 00:18:29,938 --> 00:18:31,238 I don't want to do this, either! I hate this! 477 00:18:31,239 --> 00:18:32,873 - Okay. - I hate every part of this! 478 00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:34,742 Grab that thing. Really, I'm not gonna do this. 479 00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:35,943 - I'm not gonna do... oh. Oh! - Okay, okay, okay, back off. 480 00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,411 Let's just get down, okay? 481 00:18:37,412 --> 00:18:39,880 I... honey, I was wrong to think that this was us. 482 00:18:39,881 --> 00:18:42,817 It's not. We stink. 483 00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:47,249 No, no, no. No, no. 484 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,690 No, Reagan. No, this is us. 485 00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:51,125 We are adventurous and exciting. 486 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:52,927 - We do not stink. - [Low] We do. 487 00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:55,090 We do not stink! Give me that bar, Dan. 488 00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:56,030 - Oh! - Okay. 489 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:59,470 - Oh, hey! Honey! Honey! - [Grunting] 490 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,015 Swing up your legs and drop your hands, Chris! 491 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,305 Not gonna happen, Dan! 492 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:08,105 Oh, why'd that [Bleep] TV have to go out? 493 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:12,013 This is my new favorite mug. 494 00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,314 - It's a good one. - Yeah. 495 00:19:13,818 --> 00:19:15,316 A mug on a mug, look. 496 00:19:15,317 --> 00:19:18,280 We need some champagne to christen this bad boy. 497 00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:19,615 [Laughs] 498 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,688 [Grunts] 499 00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,323 If I could just get my... My legs... 500 00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:23,624 Just gotta get my legs up. 501 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,659 Just fall, Chris, let go! 502 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,082 [Grunts] No, no, Reagan, we can do this! 503 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:30,865 - No, we can't! - [Grunts] We...! 504 00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:32,546 No, no, no, baby, just fall. 505 00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,129 - Are you sure? - Absolute... 506 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,464 Oh! 507 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,383 [Grunts] 508 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,425 Honey, are you okay? 509 00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,636 I'm alive. [Laughs] I made it, I'm alive! 510 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,057 I want down, Glen. I want down, you stupid Glen! 511 00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:52,286 Oh, honey. 512 00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:54,321 [Groans] That was the worst. 513 00:19:54,322 --> 00:19:56,123 No, you know what? 514 00:19:56,124 --> 00:19:58,159 You think that the waffle house couple would have done this? 515 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,728 No way, something new? Something scary? 516 00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:03,697 Nah. No, we're trying, that's all that matters. 517 00:20:03,698 --> 00:20:07,701 Yeah. I guess so, right? 518 00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:10,271 I guess that is pretty badass, what we just did. 519 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,972 - Very. - [Laughing] Yeah. 520 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,342 Oh, my God, we got the commemorative DVD package. 521 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:17,812 That entire experience was just documented. 522 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,381 - [Laughs] - Good thing our TV's broken. 523 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,386 [Both laugh] 524 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,852 - I love you, babe. - I love you too. 525 00:20:24,853 --> 00:20:26,787 Mm. 526 00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,926 Hey, brinkleys! 527 00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:34,108 - We know! Yeah, we're get... - We know, we're getting off! 528 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,497 Oh, baby, you are a magician. Don't stop doing that. 529 00:20:52,714 --> 00:20:54,448 Little to the left. 530 00:20:54,449 --> 00:20:57,464 Yes, yes, that's it, that's... right there. 531 00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,087 Just how I like it. Don't stop. 532 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:04,346 Oh, yes, yes, yes. Mmm, yes. 533 00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:07,995 No, no way they could hear a thing. 534 00:21:07,996 --> 00:21:09,163 We're good to go. 535 00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,232 [Laughs] 536 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:13,167 I'm coming.