1 00:00:17,577 --> 00:00:19,908 According to our Mayan calendar, 2 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,573 the world will be destroyed 3 00:00:21,598 --> 00:00:24,166 at the end of the 13th baktun. 4 00:00:24,245 --> 00:00:28,047 Unless we appease the gods' anger with a human sacrifice. 5 00:00:28,119 --> 00:00:31,386 Don't worry. We got a guy here we really been fattening up. 6 00:00:31,412 --> 00:00:32,679 Is it you? 7 00:00:32,713 --> 00:00:34,189 Not me. That guy. 8 00:00:34,236 --> 00:00:35,870 More cricket fajitas! 9 00:00:35,929 --> 00:00:38,230 Oh, my brave, brave glutton. 10 00:00:38,321 --> 00:00:41,896 I'll be so lonely when they sacrifice you to the gods. 11 00:00:42,004 --> 00:00:44,027 What?! 12 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,405 No one said anything about a sacrifice! 13 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,671 Although I... I did kind of space out during orientation. 14 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:51,290 All right already, let's get this done 15 00:00:51,314 --> 00:00:53,915 while our doomed civilization is still flourishing here. 16 00:00:53,952 --> 00:00:55,919 Oh. Any words of comfort? 17 00:00:55,985 --> 00:00:58,334 Oh, yeah, sure. Even though you know it's coming, 18 00:00:58,361 --> 00:00:59,844 when you see your own beating heart, 19 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,375 try to act surprised, huh? 20 00:01:01,427 --> 00:01:02,927 It's some kid's first time. 21 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:05,363 Fear not, my beloved blood offering. 22 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:07,087 I have a plan. 23 00:01:07,229 --> 00:01:08,963 Tell me, High Priest, 24 00:01:08,991 --> 00:01:11,332 are you interested in women? 25 00:01:11,385 --> 00:01:12,685 What priest isn't? 26 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:14,085 Before we make love, 27 00:01:14,122 --> 00:01:16,524 would you mind putting a sack over your head? 28 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:19,257 Is there any other way? 29 00:01:19,566 --> 00:01:20,542 Nice and tight. 30 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:22,971 - Now enter the Room of Pleasure, - Ooh. 31 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:25,031 and I shall join you shortly. 32 00:01:26,261 --> 00:01:29,163 Now, uh, I got to warn you. I'm into rough stuff. 33 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,791 Ooh, that's a good start, but, you know, make it hurt. 34 00:01:31,862 --> 00:01:33,329 Heh. Ooh! 35 00:01:33,608 --> 00:01:36,660 That whooshing sound is really turning me... 36 00:01:36,965 --> 00:01:38,349 Oh! 37 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:40,552 Uh. Oh, yeah. Ah. 38 00:01:46,283 --> 00:01:48,701 Man, soccer's even boring for the ball. 39 00:01:48,803 --> 00:01:50,103 Quetzal H. Coatl! 40 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,977 We sacrificed the wrong person! 41 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:55,421 Now the earth will be destroyed after the 13th baktun. 44 00:02:00,968 --> 00:02:01,862 Let's see, uh, 45 00:02:01,884 --> 00:02:03,518 converting to base 10, 46 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:06,214 assuming for the birth of Jesus, 47 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,242 invent and then carry the leap year, 48 00:02:09,364 --> 00:02:13,033 and the world will end in 2012! 49 00:02:14,019 --> 00:02:16,453 And it will be Obama's fault! 50 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:24,130 Hey, uh, Marge, I'm setting my watch. 51 00:02:24,214 --> 00:02:25,448 What baktun is it? 52 00:02:25,501 --> 00:02:27,399 13th! Oh! 53 00:02:30,039 --> 00:02:33,126 Oh! What have we here? 54 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:35,010 Ow! 55 00:02:45,038 --> 00:02:46,576 What the hell! 56 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:50,638 ♪ The Simpsons 24x02 ♪ Moonshine River Original Air Date on October 7, 2012 57 00:02:50,681 --> 00:02:54,681 == sync, corrected by elderman == Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 58 00:03:10,554 --> 00:03:13,590 Ow! Ow! 59 00:03:24,624 --> 00:03:27,274 Welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit, 60 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:29,939 which, thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson, 61 00:03:29,974 --> 00:03:32,542 we built instead of a new baseball stadium. 62 00:03:32,763 --> 00:03:34,551 At least the pennant works both ways. 63 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:38,303 Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either 64 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,855 answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics 65 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,047 or destroy the universe. 66 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,883 Oh, my God particle! 67 00:03:55,021 --> 00:03:56,202 What is it, Professor? 68 00:03:56,262 --> 00:03:58,672 You can tell your grandchildren you were here 69 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:01,922 when humanity finally learned that this accelerator 70 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:04,174 is much too small to tell us anything important. 71 00:04:05,572 --> 00:04:07,339 Thanks a lot, Liser! 72 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:10,192 That money could've been used for a war! 73 00:04:31,890 --> 00:04:34,092 Aah! No one takes Willie's mop! 74 00:04:35,464 --> 00:04:37,189 Take the mop! Take the mop! 75 00:04:40,518 --> 00:04:41,669 Huh? 76 00:04:42,618 --> 00:04:45,553 A mini black hole! 77 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:48,660 Whee...! 78 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:50,727 Oh, no! I got to take it away 79 00:04:50,752 --> 00:04:52,787 before more clueless kids fall into it. 80 00:04:52,927 --> 00:04:54,693 Geronimo...! 81 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:55,883 Wha...! 82 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:07,904 I's rich! 83 00:05:07,944 --> 00:05:10,579 I's poor and shack-less. 84 00:05:14,651 --> 00:05:15,742 Lisa, do you 85 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:17,550 have a stray dog down there? 86 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:20,491 Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog. 87 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:21,899 Two stray dogs?! 88 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,418 It's a black hole! 89 00:05:23,455 --> 00:05:24,837 That was gonna be my next guess. 90 00:05:24,871 --> 00:05:26,499 Are you sure your next guess wasn't 91 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:28,155 three stray dogs? 92 00:05:28,652 --> 00:05:29,869 Maybe. 93 00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:31,992 A black hole?! 94 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,361 I'm sorry, can we call it that? 95 00:05:34,422 --> 00:05:36,352 Yes. It's the preferred term. 96 00:05:36,381 --> 00:05:39,056 And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole 97 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,349 never comes out. 98 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:43,487 But some think they may be a gateway to other universes. 99 00:05:43,809 --> 00:05:45,854 Hey! Could it open a pretzel bag for me? 100 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,346 Help a brother out, B.H. 101 00:05:47,376 --> 00:05:48,626 Whoo-hoo! 102 00:05:48,722 --> 00:05:49,956 D'oh! 103 00:05:52,881 --> 00:05:55,716 Guys! Stop throwing things in the hole! 104 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:57,217 The more you throw in, the bigger 105 00:05:57,235 --> 00:05:59,220 and more dangerous it becomes! 106 00:05:59,254 --> 00:06:02,590 Come on. You can't look at that infinitely dense little guy 107 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:04,575 and not want to feed it something. 108 00:06:04,609 --> 00:06:06,103 Dad, don't pat it! 109 00:06:06,123 --> 00:06:07,384 Why shouldn't... 110 00:06:08,438 --> 00:06:10,606 Why you little... 111 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:14,085 I'm nature's perfect choking machine! 112 00:06:14,119 --> 00:06:15,870 Okay, that's it! 113 00:06:15,904 --> 00:06:18,472 I'm putting a baby gate across the black hole. 114 00:06:18,507 --> 00:06:21,459 And don't throw anything more into it! 115 00:06:21,906 --> 00:06:23,824 Yes, Homer? 116 00:06:23,901 --> 00:06:25,568 Dad, that's creepy. 117 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:27,170 Sorry. 118 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,479 I know we shouldn't feed this, 119 00:06:34,605 --> 00:06:36,619 but grease brings raccoons. 120 00:06:36,675 --> 00:06:39,059 ♪ Gone, gone, gone ♪ 121 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:41,719 ♪ Really gone ♪ 122 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,824 ♪ Gone, gone, gone ♪ 123 00:06:43,894 --> 00:06:46,925 ♪ 'Cause you done me wrong ♪ 124 00:06:47,026 --> 00:06:49,361 ♪ Done me wrong... ♪ 125 00:06:49,671 --> 00:06:51,856 ♪ Ah, ah... ♪ 126 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:52,990 Huh? 127 00:06:53,031 --> 00:06:54,965 Oh-oh! 128 00:07:07,543 --> 00:07:10,038 Quit bageling my English muffins! 129 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,259 The black hole is looking a lot bigger. 130 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:14,762 Does anybody want to admit to throwing things in? 131 00:07:14,796 --> 00:07:15,996 - No. - Not me. 132 00:07:16,031 --> 00:07:17,464 Do we even still have that thing? 133 00:07:17,499 --> 00:07:20,618 And I have to ask, has anyone seen the cat? 134 00:07:25,544 --> 00:07:26,877 Now what? 135 00:07:29,857 --> 00:07:34,174 Okay, it's possible someone may have started a business 136 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,734 called Magic Craphole Waste Removal, 137 00:07:36,771 --> 00:07:39,122 but it wasn't me. - Ew! 138 00:07:52,150 --> 00:07:53,184 Yar! 139 00:07:53,218 --> 00:07:54,866 Yar, ar. 140 00:07:55,066 --> 00:07:55,835 Stop! 141 00:07:55,871 --> 00:07:59,173 This is a black hole, not a lawn-and-leaf bag! 142 00:07:59,207 --> 00:08:03,168 If one more thing gets in there, it could reach critical mass. 143 00:08:06,882 --> 00:08:07,915 I did it! 144 00:08:07,949 --> 00:08:09,950 I hit my first home run! 145 00:08:09,985 --> 00:08:11,118 No...! 146 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:13,854 I'm still proud of you, buddy. 147 00:08:13,889 --> 00:08:17,491 And look! I got money to take you for pizza! 148 00:08:17,525 --> 00:08:20,038 You saw that I had the money, right? 149 00:08:57,549 --> 00:09:00,067 Welcome, trans- dimensional visitors. 150 00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:04,405 We have received your many gifts with gratitude. 151 00:09:05,251 --> 00:09:06,326 Haw-haw! 152 00:09:06,372 --> 00:09:09,885 We have built our society around the treasures you have sent. 153 00:09:09,981 --> 00:09:11,732 Our most popular magazine is 154 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:14,595 your Presidents' Day Mattress Blowout insert. 155 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:18,769 Oufarite food is your banana peel. 156 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,939 And we listen to all our music 157 00:09:21,973 --> 00:09:24,608 on the most wonderful device ever created, 158 00:09:24,643 --> 00:09:25,976 the Zune. 159 00:09:26,011 --> 00:09:28,912 Zune, Zune, Zune. 160 00:09:28,947 --> 00:09:31,416 Treasures? Gifts? You've got it all wrong. 161 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:32,663 That stuff is just our old... 162 00:09:32,682 --> 00:09:35,904 - Wonderful stuff. Enjoy it. - Zune. 163 00:09:43,507 --> 00:09:47,370 We bought this camera because strange things 164 00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:50,972 have been going on at our house in the dead of night. 165 00:09:54,056 --> 00:09:57,426 And if anyone finds this footage after we're all missing or dead, 166 00:09:57,462 --> 00:09:59,825 remember me as a hero. - Dad, 167 00:09:59,863 --> 00:10:01,951 you forgot to pick me up after Little League. 168 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:04,581 You tossed your car keys in my bean plant. 169 00:10:04,649 --> 00:10:06,049 A hero! 170 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,907 Homer, is that my camera? 171 00:10:07,953 --> 00:10:09,487 Hero, away! 172 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,064 Night 1. 173 00:10:14,216 --> 00:10:15,429 Want to snuggle? 174 00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:18,742 Not with the camera on. 175 00:10:18,782 --> 00:10:19,870 Uh, I turned it off. 176 00:10:19,901 --> 00:10:21,602 Looks like the red light's on. 177 00:10:21,647 --> 00:10:24,482 I swear I am not filming! 178 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:27,879 Note to self-- edit out my lies. 179 00:10:27,905 --> 00:10:29,573 Oh! 180 00:10:55,449 --> 00:10:57,540 Wait! Don't kill the monster without me! 181 00:10:58,957 --> 00:11:01,479 I'm right behind you, honey! We have stairs? 182 00:11:01,499 --> 00:11:03,424 Ow! D'oh! Aah! D'oh! 183 00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:06,572 What the...? Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! 184 00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:13,824 What the...? 185 00:11:16,544 --> 00:11:18,664 Why is this happening to us?! 186 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,681 I don't know, I don't know! I'm sure I don't know! 187 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,385 Oh, sweetie. 188 00:11:23,425 --> 00:11:26,260 Sometimes a mysterious, invisible being from Hell 189 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:29,420 waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. 190 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:30,470 - Now, go to bed. - But... 191 00:11:30,495 --> 00:11:32,147 Uh-uh. School night. 192 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,244 Now, you're sure I bought enough cameras 193 00:11:35,281 --> 00:11:37,198 and extended warranties to catch that ghost? 194 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:38,945 Sir, whatever happens in this house, 195 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,338 these cameras will pick it up. 196 00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,617 Ooh, I can't wait for tonight's massacre. 197 00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:02,741 - Hey, Marge. - Mmm... 198 00:12:02,775 --> 00:12:04,876 Oh. Like what you see, huh? 199 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,478 Mmm... 200 00:12:06,787 --> 00:12:08,689 I like it when you don't say words. 201 00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:10,582 - Come here, you. - Mmm... 202 00:12:10,616 --> 00:12:13,385 Mmm... 203 00:12:34,824 --> 00:12:36,157 Eh, eh. 204 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:38,255 Yeah, that's hellfire, all right. 205 00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,842 Someone in this family has made a deal with the devil, 206 00:12:40,866 --> 00:12:42,934 and now the devil wants his due. 207 00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:45,500 Now, remember, this creature feeds on your fear... 208 00:12:45,534 --> 00:12:47,819 What the hell was that?! 209 00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:52,974 Actually, he feeds on more than just fear. 210 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:09,491 Give back my baby! 211 00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,025 We had a deal! 212 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,961 Mom, what's going on?! 213 00:13:12,995 --> 00:13:14,863 Don't act so surprised, Marge. 214 00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:16,564 You knew this day was coming! 215 00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,216 Let's see what we're dealing with here. 216 00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,186 It's Moe with wings! 217 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,004 Moe Szyslak? 218 00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:25,723 Come on, he's much more hideous and evil than me! 219 00:13:27,109 --> 00:13:30,361 I brought this on us all. 220 00:13:30,396 --> 00:13:32,897 It began when I was a girl... 221 00:13:38,754 --> 00:13:40,321 Hail Satan. 222 00:13:40,356 --> 00:13:42,757 What are you doing? Trying to summon the devil. 223 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,721 - Why? - Nothing good on TV. 224 00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:45,855 We have no boyfriends. 225 00:13:45,886 --> 00:13:47,754 We're bored. Something to do. 226 00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:50,999 Hail Satan, the Minister of Sinister, 227 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,518 Rude Dude with a Bad 'Tude. 228 00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:58,957 Save us, Marge. 229 00:13:58,991 --> 00:14:01,392 We'll never make fun of any man you date or marry. 230 00:14:01,427 --> 00:14:03,461 - Mmm. Uh, Mr. Demon? - Mmm? 231 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,239 Could you... come back for my sisters later? 232 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,627 Very well. You have 30 years. 233 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:11,181 But when I return, Marge, 234 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:14,029 I shall take your favorite child. 235 00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:17,047 I thought I was the favorite! 236 00:14:17,079 --> 00:14:19,347 Not the favorite! Not the favorite! 237 00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:22,201 Listen, pal, you seem like an honest guy. 238 00:14:22,227 --> 00:14:22,783 Mm. 239 00:14:22,801 --> 00:14:25,887 Is there any other deal that you can accept? 240 00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:27,662 Three-way. 241 00:14:27,682 --> 00:14:30,069 Hmm. You, me and Marge? 242 00:14:30,388 --> 00:14:31,507 Mmm, demon, demon, you. 243 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:35,599 I guess it's one of those things a dad has to do. 244 00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,168 Now, before we start, what's the safe word? 245 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,247 Cinnamon. 246 00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,572 Ooh, I like that. 247 00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:43,551 Now, I'd like to try something new, if you don't mind. 248 00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:46,163 Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Cinnamon! Cinnamon! 249 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,509 You know, it's really not fair. 250 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,274 You're charging 200 bucks for a comic 251 00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,028 that says 25 cents on the cover. 252 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,700 The only way to buy that comic book for 25 cents 253 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,619 is to go back to 1974. 254 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,254 That's impossible! 255 00:15:05,650 --> 00:15:06,445 Mmm? 256 00:15:06,669 --> 00:15:08,737 Or is it? 257 00:15:16,786 --> 00:15:17,779 Wow, it worked! 258 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:19,368 My time machine has worked! 259 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,571 This is the most fantastically powerful invention 260 00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,873 in mankind's history! 261 00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:26,075 Here, kid, hold my keys 262 00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:27,609 while I grab some lunch. 263 00:15:49,423 --> 00:15:51,286 1974! 264 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,243 I won't be needing this! 265 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,844 Now to get my comic book and explore a world 266 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,831 where no one's mad at George Lucas. 267 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,668 Eh, pretty good. A little preachy. 268 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,383 Well, well, well, if it isn't Homer Simpson 269 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,556 and Barney Gumble. - Hmm? 270 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,918 Allow me, gentlemen. 271 00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:19,497 It's Homer! Before his boobs came in! 272 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,653 - Hey, Homer. - Who are you? 273 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,555 I'm your unwanted son from the future 274 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,156 who killed all your fun! 275 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,692 Why, you little... 276 00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,935 Excuse me. Is this room 106? 277 00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:44,135 Let go of him! 278 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,722 What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?! 279 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:48,141 Would you go to the prom with me? 280 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,276 Promenade? With you? 281 00:16:50,362 --> 00:16:52,563 Forget it, bub! 282 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,749 It was love at first sight, and you ruined it! 283 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,817 It was not love at first sight! 284 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,219 What do you know? 285 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,737 I know who I'm in love with! 286 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,505 - You're looking at him. - You're an idiot. 287 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,357 You're the idiot! 288 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,026 Don't act like I'm the first person that ever said that. 289 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,529 You are the first person who ever said that! 290 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,364 Shut up and go to the prom with me! 291 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,249 Ay, caramba! If you guys don't get together, 292 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,186 what does that mean for me in the future? 293 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:21,006 I don't exist?! 294 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,674 Or my life 295 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,511 might be a hell of a lot better! 296 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,514 Ma'am, whatever you do, do not marry that ape. 297 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,350 Mmm. 298 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,503 Whatever you say, little boy. 299 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:36,855 Come here! 300 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,759 Now, to return to a future where I'm either rich 301 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,128 or allowed to stand in front of a rich guy's house. 302 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,130 Either way, better than now. 303 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,741 Stupid kid steals my future. 304 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,092 Well, I'm going to... 305 00:17:57,127 --> 00:17:59,495 Ice cream with cookie dough?! 306 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,282 Unnecessarily big TVs! 307 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,717 Thursday Night Football? 308 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,387 And the globe feels so warm! 309 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,056 I am in awe of the future. 310 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,662 Okay, that's not so great. 311 00:18:20,150 --> 00:18:21,967 Here's your smoothie, sweetheart. 312 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:25,888 Why would I suck smoothie when I can suck face with you, 313 00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:27,890 Mrs. Artie Ziff? 314 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,428 My dad is Artie Ziff? 315 00:18:33,463 --> 00:18:35,898 Indeed! Which makes you 316 00:18:35,932 --> 00:18:37,299 Barty Ziff. 317 00:18:39,269 --> 00:18:41,236 Oy, caramba! 318 00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:43,172 Achem! 319 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,140 Good morning, beloved son. 320 00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:46,992 Enjoy your luxurious life, 321 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,528 including your own bully butler. 322 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:52,164 Will that be haw-haw, sir? 323 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,415 Give yourself a wedgie. 324 00:18:53,449 --> 00:18:56,451 Excellent choice. 325 00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,954 I've met some jive turkeys in the '70s, 326 00:18:58,988 --> 00:19:00,589 but that turkey's the jivest. 327 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,691 Hey, you! This is my peeping tree. 328 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,260 Young me? What brings you to the present? 329 00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:08,030 I traveled through space and time to make Marge settle for me 330 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,464 because she doesn't know better. 331 00:19:09,499 --> 00:19:11,667 Well, if we put our heads together, 332 00:19:11,701 --> 00:19:13,302 we could think of a plan! 333 00:19:14,671 --> 00:19:17,272 I got to ask, what happened? 334 00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:19,943 Was I in a forest fire or something? 335 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,691 No 336 00:19:22,334 --> 00:19:23,969 I love my life, I love it not. 337 00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:25,643 I love my life, I love it not. 338 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,068 You're just like Indiana Jones, son. 339 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,925 A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe. 340 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:35,307 I'm here to take my life back! 341 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,542 I thought this might happen, 342 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,413 so I mastered Brazilian jujitsu. 343 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,966 Crawl atop me, and meet your doom! 344 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,701 Not so fast. 345 00:19:45,735 --> 00:19:47,536 Say hello to the United Federation 346 00:19:47,570 --> 00:19:50,653 of Homers Through History. 347 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:54,618 Crush them... 348 00:19:54,633 --> 00:19:56,868 in the name of Jebus! 349 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,745 Okay, guys, let's regroup. 350 00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:06,348 We'll come back with more Homers 351 00:20:06,378 --> 00:20:07,712 and start fresh in the morning. 352 00:20:16,933 --> 00:20:19,735 Oh, what's she doing here? 353 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,203 I'll tell you what I'm doing. 354 00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:24,673 I'm realizing that I married the wrong man. 355 00:20:24,811 --> 00:20:28,931 Oh, you poor, sweet, simple Homers. 356 00:20:28,990 --> 00:20:31,662 I was supposed to be with all of you! 357 00:20:34,575 --> 00:20:36,542 Even you, Caveman Homer. 358 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,752 That's Renaissance Homer. 359 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:39,614 Well, cardinal or cannibal, 360 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,834 I wish that 20 years ago, I had chosen love. 361 00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:45,478 Mmm... 362 00:20:46,710 --> 00:20:48,094 Let me get this straight. 363 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,151 None of you had time to take out the garbage? 364 00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,489 Make Egyptian Slave Homer do it. 365 00:20:53,514 --> 00:20:55,570 It's always me. 366 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:03,928 == sync, corrected by elderman == Resync for WEB-DL by Norther