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Hey, Bernie.
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Hey, how's my little
astronautie hottie?
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Okay, I guess.
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It's just,
being cooped up in this...
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tin can for weeks on end
is starting to get to me.
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Well, hang in there.
You just have a couple more
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days to go,
and then you'll be home.
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I know.
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I got to get back to work.
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I love you.
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Love you too.
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Hey, Bernie?
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Before you go, can you
do something for me?
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What do you want me to do?
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Okay, here it is.
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I really miss gravity.
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Can you drop something
so I can watch it fall?
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Really, you're serious?
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Okay.
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Oh, baby, you're killing me.
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Ugh.
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Hey, Sheldon?
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Hi. This came
for you today.
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It's from your mom.
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Oh!
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- Thank you, Penny.
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, w... here.
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For your troubles.
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Oh, boy, a whole dollar.
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Now, I can quit my paper route.
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So, what's in it?
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Mmm, doesn't matter.
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Half the time, he just ends up
playing with the box.
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Yeah, it's journals and research
papers I wrote as a child.
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Aw, how cute.
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Is this like a diary?
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No, that's my
potty training journal.
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Really, your
potty training journal?
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Yeah. And forgive my
crude penmanship.
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I didn't start typing
until I was six.
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"August 7, 8:42 a.m.
This is humiliating.
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What was wrong with diapers?"
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There are some charts
in the back
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where I kept track
of shape, color
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and consistency.
- Oh!
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Disgusting.
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No, what's disgusting
is he's still keeping track.
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Why do you need
all this stuff...?
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- No, no, no, no...
- Sorry!
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I am glad you asked.
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Oh!
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Yeah, are you familiar
with the Higgs boson?
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Of course, it is...
it's been in the news.
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And it's a very famous boson.
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Nice try.
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Now, in 1964, Dr. Peter Higgs,
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accomplished self-promoter
and physicist,
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he wrote a paper
postulating the existence
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of a subatomic particle
called the Higgs boson.
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Now, initially,
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the paper was rejected, but
recently, he was proven right.
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And now he's on the fast
track to win a Nobel prize.
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- Yeah, that's basically what I said.
- Yeah...
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The point is Higgs
is being celebrated for work
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he did 50 years ago, so that
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got me thinking,
perhaps I've already hit
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upon the idea
that will win me my Nobel prize.
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I didn't know
they gave Nobel prizes
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for making boom-boom
in the potty.
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You really think
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there's some kind
of scientific discovery in here?
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Well, this box only covers
my work through nursery school.
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There's a good deal
more to come.
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I didn't really hit my academic
stride until I cut out
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that time-suck
known as "playing outdoors."
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So, you're going
to spend hours and hours
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combing through all this stuff?
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That's a good point.
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My time is much too valuable.
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You know, perhaps I should
find someone to do it for me.
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You know, someone with
a rudimentary understanding
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of science, but whose real
talents lie in menial labor.
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Not gonna happen.
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Yeah, well, if I didn't
think you could handle it,
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I wouldn't be asking.
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If you want help,
just hire a grad student.
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Maybe I could do it.
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You, really?
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You can assess
the quality of my work?
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Okay, um, here.
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I wrote this
when I was five years old.
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"A proof that algebraic topology
can never have a non-self
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contradictory set
of abelion groups."
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I'm just a blonde monkey
to you, aren't I?
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You said it, not me.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x03 ♪
The Higgs Boson Observation
Original Air Date on October 11, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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All right, Ms. Jenson.
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Uh, before we begin,
may I offer you a refreshment?
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Water, coffee, tea,
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a marijuana cigarette?
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No, thanks. I'm fine.
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Now, are you sure?
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Everyone's smoking them.
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I think they're the best.
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I don't do drugs.
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Excellent, yeah.
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That was a ruse.
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They're not the best.
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Physics is the best.
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And by the way,
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coffee was also
an unacceptable choice.
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All right, so I see here
you're from Des Moines, Iowa.
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Uh, you're summa cum laude
in theoretical physics
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from Stanford University.
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Oh, and two years ago, you had
a persistent ear infection.
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I hope that didn't
cause any hearing loss.
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No, of course not.
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How did you know about that?
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I did a comprehensive
background check.
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Medical records, credit reports,
criminal history.
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I trust you paid off
those parking tickets.
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Yes, I did.
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Hearing unimpaired, good.
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Look, Dr. Cooper,
I really want this position.
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It would be
an incredible honor to work
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for a man of your brilliance.
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Flattery will not get you
this job, Ms. Jenson.
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It's not flattery
if it's the truth.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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Welcome aboard.
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You talk to Howard lately?
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Uh, yeah, last night.
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He kept making me
drop pencils for him.
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I got uncomfortable.
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Hey, Sheldon,
hope you're hungry.
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They're serving macaroni and...
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Cheese.
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Smooth.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Sheldon, aren't you
going to introduce us?
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No. I have people
for that now.
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You're up.
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I'm Alex,
Dr. Cooper's new assistant.
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Ah, congratulations and may God
have mercy on your soul.
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I'm Leonard. This is Raj.
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It's nice to meet you.
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I'm so excited
to be working with Dr...
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Yeah, please reserve
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chitchat for your breaks,
Ms. Jenson.
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Yeah, FYI,
there will be no breaks.
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I should probably get to work.
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She seems nice.
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Hey, you already
got a girlfriend.
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I call dibs.
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All I said was,
"She seems nice."
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Yeah, well, I love her.
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Hey, I wasn't expecting
to hear from you today.
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Everything okay?
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Uh, no, not really.
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What's wrong?
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Well, remember the...
Soyuz capsule
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they were sending
to bring us home?
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Uh-huh.
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It's delayed.
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We're gonna be here
at least another week.
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Maybe ten days.
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It's the Russians,
so you don't know.
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They left dogs up here
in the '60s.
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Come on, Howard.
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No one's leaving you up there.
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I don't know how much longer
I can take this.
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I can't sleep, and zero gravity
is giving me crazy acid reflux.
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I'm down to my last three Tums.
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You're going to be fine.
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You survived that Weight
Watchers cruise with your mom.
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And they ran out
of low-fat ice cream on day two.
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Just calm down and take
a few deep breaths.
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Okay, okay.
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What am I doing?
I'm using up all the oxygen.
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If I die, promise you'll never
have sex with another man.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm a man-eater now.
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Okay, for the final touch,
this is an eyelash curler.
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You just place it on your lashes
and squeeze it closed.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Looks like something used
by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
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Who I hope for her sake
is not Captain Hook, so...
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Who are you calling?
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I'm going to
video-chat Sheldon.
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Mmm.
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If my new look
leads to phone sex,
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I'm going to have to ask you
to leave the room.
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Dr. Cooper's office.
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Oh, hello. Who are you?
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I'm Alex,
Dr. Cooper's assistant.
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Can I help you?
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I'd like to speak to Sheldon.
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I'm sorry. He's asked me
to hold all calls
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unless you're Stephen Hawking,
his mother
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or himself from the future.
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All right.
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- Well, tell him Amy called.
- Last name?
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He knows my last name.
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I'm his girlfriend.
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We have a contract
and everything.
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I'll send you a PDF.
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All right, I will
tell him you called.
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- Hmm, that's weird.
- What?
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Sheldon told me he had
a new assistant named Alex.
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He didn't mention
that Alex was a girl.
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Maybe he didn't notice.
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You're right.
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I don't have to worry
about Sheldon.
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No, you do not.
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It's her I have to worry about.
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Oh, Amy, really?
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She is not going to come on
to Sheldon.
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Oh, really?
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Look at this face.
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How can any woman
spend eight hours a day
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alone with this face
and not fall in love with it?
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Well, for starters,
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at some point,
that face starts talking.
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Amy, this is crazy.
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You have nothing
to be suspicious about.
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I'm not suspicious.
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I just want to stop in,
say hi to my boyfriend
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and meet his new assistant.
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Aha!
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Can we go now?
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Hang on.
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What are you doing?
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Isn't it obvious?
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I'm spreading my scent
to mark my territory.
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Come on, Amy.
That is not gonna work.
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Really? Because just before you
became my best friend,
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I did this
all over your apartment.
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Has your, uh, assistant
said anything about me?
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In fact, she has.
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Uh, her exact words were,
"What is that guy's problem?"
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I'm in her head.
Let the dance begin.
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Here's your frozen yogurt,
Dr. Cooper.
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This should be fun.
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Half chocolate, half vanilla,
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side by side, not swirled?
- Yes.
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- Half a teaspoon of sprinkles?
- Rainbow, not chocolate.
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- Two cherries?
- One on top, one on the bottom.
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- Stems removed?
- Um...
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top one, yes.
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I didn't check the one
on the bottom.
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Oh...!
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I'm so sorry, Dr. Cooper.
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It's all right, Alex.
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I'm not mad at you;
I'm just disappointed.
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Wait, Alex.
Do you want to join us?
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- Um...
- Uh, Alex, a moment.
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I need a word with
Dr. Hofstadter.
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Do you think it's appropriate
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for her to sit with us,
given her station?
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Given her what?
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If I've learned anything from
British television shows on PBS,
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it's that servants dine
downstairs with their own kind.
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What?
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It's a kindness, Leonard.
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Otherwise, you're cruelly
tempting them with a glimpse
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of a world that's just beyond
their soot-stained fingertips.
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Oh, sure.
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Please join us.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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So, Alex, what's the topic
of your dissertation?
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I'm looking
for Trojan asteroids
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at Earth's L-Five
Lagrange point.
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Oh, that happens to be
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Dr. Koothrappali's
field of expertise.
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You two have a lot
to talk about.
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Is that true?
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Is he all right?
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No.
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But compared to your boss,
he's the poster boy for sanity.
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It's okay, I've been around
scientists all my life.
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My dad's an astronomer at SETI.
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Oh, SETI-- the Search for
Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
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You should introduce him
to Sheldon. The search is over.
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So, what kind of research
are you doing?
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High-energy lasers.
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Ooh. Military?
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Not yet, but I can remove
unwanted hair
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from two miles away.
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You were right.
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I had nothing to worry about.
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That skank's your
problem, not mine.
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You're very funny,
Dr. Hofstadter.
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Thank you.
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Aah! Cherry stem!
Cherry stem!
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How you doing, Howie?
You feeling a little better?
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Oh, a lot better, thanks.
One sec.
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Listen close.
I don't have a lot of time.
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I need you to go to my house.
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In my bedroom, you'll find
a model rocket.
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I want you to take it
and bring it back to your place.
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Okay...
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Build a version
roughly 14 stories high.
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Fill it full of rocket fuel
and come get me.
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I'll leave the door unlocked.
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Howie, honey, maybe you should
talk to someone,
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let them know you're having
a little anxiety.
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No, no, I'm fine.
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No anxiety!
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We should probably talk in code.
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From now on, "frog" is me,
"sandwich" means you
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and "lemon" means rocket.
So, come on, sandwich,
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build me a lemon 'cause froggy
wants to come home!
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Look at you,
putting on a brave face.
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There's nothing
to be brave about.
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Everything's fine.
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Really?
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I don't know how much you know
about primate behavior,
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but Sheldon's assistant
was clearly courting Leonard.
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Were she a mandrill,
she would have bent over
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and displayed her brightly
colored hindquarters
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like a big red welcome mat.
331
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,329
By the way, you try that
at the junior prom,
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you get kicked out.
333
00:15:15,996 --> 00:15:19,335
Okay, maybe she was flirting
with him, but who cares?
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00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:20,348
Look, I don't even know
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00:15:20,372 --> 00:15:22,239
where my relationship is
with Leonard is right now.
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So says your prefrontal cortex.
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00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,224
But meanwhile, the limbic system
of your brain is calculating
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that if another woman
is attracted to Leonard,
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it must be because
he's desirable.
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00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,491
Well, of course he's desirable.
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00:15:33,503 --> 00:15:34,823
I mean, he's great.
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He's smart, he's sweet,
and, ooh, in the bedroom, whew,
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let me tell you,
he really tries.
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So it does bother you.
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Fine, it bothers me a little.
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00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:49,705
No. You know what?
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00:15:49,735 --> 00:15:51,685
This is stupid.
It doesn't bother me.
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00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,974
Okay, it bothers me.
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00:15:55,984 --> 00:15:57,591
But only because she
wouldn't stop laughing.
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Leonard is not that funny.
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00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:02,568
And there you have it;
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Prefrontal cortex reasoning
versus limbic lust.
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00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:08,477
If this were a boxing match,
they might call it
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00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:11,842
"The thrilla adjacent
to the amygdala."
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00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:15,848
If you were a brain scientist,
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00:16:15,869 --> 00:16:18,803
you would be busting
a gut right now!
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00:16:22,371 --> 00:16:23,696
So, how was work today?
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00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,497
Ah, it was all right, I guess.
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00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:28,730
Got to Heimlich a
cherry stem out of Sheldon.
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00:16:29,538 --> 00:16:30,830
Caught Raj right in the eye.
361
00:16:30,884 --> 00:16:32,383
Oh!
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00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:34,557
You're kidding.
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00:16:34,607 --> 00:16:36,138
No, Raj had to go to the nurse.
364
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,616
Wow. Anything else?
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00:16:38,808 --> 00:16:42,833
Mmm, the nurse is a woman,
so he couldn't talk to her.
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00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,886
She had to bring him
a Grover puppet
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00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:47,193
so he could point at what hurt.
368
00:16:51,027 --> 00:16:52,645
Is that it?
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00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:54,811
Isn't that enough?
370
00:16:54,859 --> 00:16:56,766
It had the weaponized fruit
and a puppet.
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00:16:56,789 --> 00:16:58,722
What more do you want?
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00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,993
Oh, good, Leonard, you're here.
Science news.
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00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:05,093
This will interest you.
And, Penny, feel free
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00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:06,534
to paint your nails.
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00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:08,611
What do you got?
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00:17:08,649 --> 00:17:10,549
I believe Alex may
have unearthed
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00:17:10,574 --> 00:17:12,218
the grade school
science project
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00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:14,482
that could be my ticket
to the Nobel Prize.
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00:17:14,754 --> 00:17:15,720
Behold.
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00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:19,402
What Do
They Stick To?"
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00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:24,243
If the answer is "metal,"
it's not exactly groundbreaking.
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00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:26,840
The original title was
"A Rederivation
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00:17:26,865 --> 00:17:29,878
of Maxwell's Equations
Regarding Electromagnetism ""
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00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:32,707
I dumbed it down because some
of the more religious people
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00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:35,337
in town were starting
to say I was a witch.
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00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:39,208
Sheldon thinks the approach in
this paper might change the way
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00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,456
we calculate ferromagnetic
hysteresis.
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00:17:41,604 --> 00:17:44,572
Oh, it's about time.
I hated the old way.
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00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,341
- Hi. I'm Penny.
- Alex.
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00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,949
Uh, do you work
with Dr. Hofstadter?
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00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,120
In a way.
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00:17:53,182 --> 00:17:56,829
We've kind of been involved
in a five-year experiment.
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00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:59,540
Oh. Well, you're lucky.
He seems very talented.
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00:17:59,571 --> 00:18:01,765
And I'm sure a lot of people
want to work with him.
395
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,629
Well, a lot of people can't.
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00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,469
Uh, hey.
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00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,121
Where are we going?
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00:18:09,149 --> 00:18:12,400
My limbic system wants
to take your pants off.
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00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:17,008
She seems nice.
400
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,015
Notice people on your own time.
We're working.
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00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,126
Hey, Howie, how you feeling?
402
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,885
Better. Much better.
403
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,238
The other astronauts
held me down,
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00:18:32,269 --> 00:18:35,220
gave me a shot.
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00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:42,819
Oh...
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00:18:42,946 --> 00:18:45,596
Attention, people of Earth:
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00:18:45,778 --> 00:18:51,609
Tonight, there will be two moons
in the sky.
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00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:54,764
Howie, stop that.
409
00:18:55,078 --> 00:18:56,947
NASA's watching this!
410
00:18:57,019 --> 00:19:00,470
Put your pants back on!
411
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,689
Whee!
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00:19:05,132 --> 00:19:07,585
Whee!
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00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:13,682
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