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Howard's capsule
should be reentering
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the atmosphere
any minute.
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It'll be good to have him back.
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The Fantastic Four reunited!
(chuckles)
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Yeah, you had a good
run, Fake Wolowitz.
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness.
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The way we do the dial-up modem,
the VHS tape, or...
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or Leonard's gym membership.
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We're not kicking him out.
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Stuart and I have
become good friends.
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Okay, one vote for,
one vote against.
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Leonard, you're
the tiebreaker.
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I don't have a problem
with Stuart.
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Besides, he gives us
a 20% discount
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at his comic book store.
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Well, I don't sell my
friendship that cheaply.
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I can go 30.
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Welcome aboard,
old chum.
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Okay, the NASA Web site says
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Howard's final
descent has begun.
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(sighs)
He left a boy,
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he returns a boy-sized hero.
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(Wolowitz screaming)
(loud rumbling)
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Loops, calm down!
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♪ Baruch atah,
Adonai, Eloheinu ♪
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♪ Melech haolam,
hamotzi ♪
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♪ Lechem min haaretz... ♪
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What's that?
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The Jewish prayer
for eating bread!
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(laughs): We don't have one
for falling out of space!
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(booming)
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(gasps)
(rumbling stops)
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We did it!
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(laughing): We're on the ground!
We survived!
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That was just
the parachute.
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We still have another
six miles to go.
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(screaming)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x04 ♪
The Re-Entry Minimization
Original Air Date on October 18, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Waiting for my husband.
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That's nice.
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He's coming back
from outer space.
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I think this flight's
coming from Houston.
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No, I mean, he...
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Never mind.
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BERNADETTE:
There he is! Howie!
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(reporters shouting "Howie!")
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Howie!
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Whoa, thank you.
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Great to be
back on Earth.
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Uh, I think they're
here for me, Ringo.
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Howie!
Howie!
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Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here you go.
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That nut job was telling
everybody on the plane
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he's an astronaut.
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I missed you so much!
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(laughs)
I missed you, too.
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(chuckle)
Oh...
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Where are the guys?
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Oh, it's just me.
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Oh, I get it.
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They're waiting back home
with a big surprise party.
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Don't worry, I can
act surprised.
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(gasps)
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No, I told them they could
have you tomorrow night.
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Tonight, you belong to me.
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(loud sneeze)
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(groans)
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(giggles)
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Gesundheit.
You okay?
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I am now that you're back.
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Come on, let's go home
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so I can tear off
those little pants.
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Great. Just keep in mind
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astronauts lose a lot of
muscle tone in space,
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting. (laughs)
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You know, I am
very disappointed
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that I won't be able
to celebrate
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Howard's accomplishment tonight.
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Me, too.
But we'll see him tomorrow.
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him,
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.
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I was excited to see
the look on his face
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when it finally happened.
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You're unbelievable.
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I know.
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LEONARD:
All right,
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Pictionary-- what are the teams?
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How about
boys versus girls?
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Oh!
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That hardly seems fair.
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But I guess
any team that I'm not on
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has a decided disadvantage.
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Once again, unbelievable.
Yeah,
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once again, I know.
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All right, round one.
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Here.
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Got it.
Okay.
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Ready, set,
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go.
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Uh, box?
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Uh,
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window?
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Batman.
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LEONARD:
Batman and Robin.
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Uh, Wonder Twins
plus the monkey.
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Wonder Twins plus
the monkey and Batman.
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A gift? Present!
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Present! Yeah!
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Oh...
Leonard.
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Now, how can you not get that?
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In what universe
is that a present?
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It's not a present,
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it's the present. Look.
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There's you and me.
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It's Penny and Amy.
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We're playing Pictionary.
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In the present.
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Oh, my God, we're
gonna kill them.
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It's a quark-gluon plasma.
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No.
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It's asymptotically free partons
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inside a quark-gluon plasma.
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Nothing with quarks.
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It's an observational rebuttal
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of the Lambda-CDM model
of the universe!
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No!
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It's a chocolate chip cookie!
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Yes!
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How could you miss that?
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Hey, if you want someone to
guess "chocolate chip cookie,"
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you draw a glass of milk
next to it.
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Penny got it.
Yeah, only after
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I eliminated
all the obvious answers.
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You're welcome.
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LEONARD:
Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?
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Oh, oh, a hot dog.
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Penny, aren't you gonna
draw something?
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(chuckles): Relax, we got time,
this is so fun.
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There.
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A solar system.
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Uh, uh, uh,
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uh, um, unidentified
flying liverwurst? I don't...
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Now?
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Soon.
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Come on, Leonard,
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I am spoon-feeding this to you.
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I don't know,
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uh...
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Casper the alcoholic ghost?
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All right,
that's enough.
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(clears throat)
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AMY:
Uh, hand.
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Uh, nail...
polish?
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Yep!
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SHELDON:
Wait, no, no!
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No!
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00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:05,263
The word is "Polish."
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00:07:05,265 --> 00:07:07,432
See, look.
Polish sausage.
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And the-the model
of the solar system developed
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by Nicolaus Copernicus,
a Polish astronomer.
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And then, finally,
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if that wasn't enough--
which it should've been--
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this is Madame Curie
killing herself
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by discovering radium, who,
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although she was
a naturalized French citizen,
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was Polish by birth!
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Excuse me,
the word is "polish."
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See? Small "P."
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Ah!
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So it is.
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I guess we both
share blame on this one.
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Bernie, you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be
right there.
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(hacks, coughs, spits)
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Did you get a sea lion
while I was gone?
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It's just allergies.
189
00:08:02,156 --> 00:08:04,289
Okay. (chuckles)
190
00:08:04,291 --> 00:08:06,175
(congested): Took some Benadryl.
I'll be fine.
191
00:08:06,177 --> 00:08:07,876
(chuckles)
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00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:08,927
So...
193
00:08:08,929 --> 00:08:10,179
did you miss me?
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00:08:10,181 --> 00:08:12,147
Oh.
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00:08:12,149 --> 00:08:14,166
Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...
196
00:08:14,168 --> 00:08:16,351
(phlegmy hacking)
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00:08:17,937 --> 00:08:20,338
(groans)
Ew.
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00:08:25,011 --> 00:08:26,945
Excuse me.
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00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:29,648
Sweetie, we don't have
to do this now.
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00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,284
Yes, we do.
201
00:08:32,286 --> 00:08:34,286
(awkward chuckle)
202
00:08:36,072 --> 00:08:39,524
You left right after
we got married.
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00:08:39,526 --> 00:08:40,459
(chuckles)
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This is like
our honeymoon.
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(chuckles)
Now,
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00:08:47,534 --> 00:08:49,751
hold on to your hat.
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00:08:49,753 --> 00:08:52,254
Oh.
208
00:08:52,256 --> 00:08:53,672
Uh-oh.
209
00:08:53,674 --> 00:08:54,840
You okay?
210
00:08:54,842 --> 00:08:56,258
A little dizzy.
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00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:57,876
Must be the Benadryl.
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00:08:57,878 --> 00:09:00,813
(chuckles)
Switch places with me.
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00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:02,981
Okay. (chuckles)
214
00:09:04,017 --> 00:09:05,267
(exhales)
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00:09:05,269 --> 00:09:06,985
Now...
216
00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:13,158
...kiss me!
217
00:09:19,398 --> 00:09:21,867
(quiet snoring)
218
00:09:22,852 --> 00:09:24,569
Bernadette?
219
00:09:24,571 --> 00:09:27,623
(continues snoring)
220
00:09:27,625 --> 00:09:29,908
Bernie?
Bernie?
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00:09:29,910 --> 00:09:31,376
(gasps)
222
00:09:31,378 --> 00:09:33,679
That was amazing.
223
00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:40,435
You made me feel things
I never...
224
00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:49,444
Well, that was quick
and a little gross.
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00:09:49,446 --> 00:09:53,765
Now, I know how she feels.
226
00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:57,569
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
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full of fun little facts.
228
00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:00,539
Where did the expression
229
00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:03,859
"got your ass handed to you"
come from?
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00:10:06,496 --> 00:10:08,864
Don't know.
231
00:10:08,866 --> 00:10:12,301
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome
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00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:13,785
where they'd actually
chop somebody's ass off
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00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:16,788
and then go, "Here."
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00:10:18,007 --> 00:10:22,010
You know, to appease
Loseroneous, the god of losers.
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00:10:23,162 --> 00:10:24,546
I am not a loser.
236
00:10:24,548 --> 00:10:28,466
Pictionary is not a true test of
any real intelligence or skill.
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00:10:28,468 --> 00:10:30,185
Mmm, in all
fairness,
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00:10:30,187 --> 00:10:33,322
Pictionary has verbal
skills, visual skills.
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00:10:33,324 --> 00:10:34,773
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
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00:10:34,775 --> 00:10:36,191
Lot of big talk
from a man
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00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:37,859
who can't draw
a chocolate chip cookie.
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00:10:39,078 --> 00:10:40,462
All right, fine,
pick another game.
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00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:42,447
Amy and I will beat
you at anything.
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00:10:42,449 --> 00:10:43,916
All right.
245
00:10:43,918 --> 00:10:45,650
Let's play...
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00:10:45,652 --> 00:10:48,570
Physics Fiesta.
247
00:10:48,572 --> 00:10:50,756
Oh, come on, what is that?
248
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:52,457
It's a game
that I just invented,
249
00:10:52,459 --> 00:10:55,093
in which the participants
answer physics questions
250
00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:56,929
in remedial Spanish.
251
00:10:56,931 --> 00:10:58,496
Um...
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00:10:58,498 --> 00:11:01,433
¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?
253
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:04,486
En el acelerador
de particulares.
254
00:11:06,306 --> 00:11:08,523
Bueno, mi amigo.
255
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:14,062
No, no, we're not playing
some dumb made-up game.
256
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,014
All games
are made up.
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00:11:16,016 --> 00:11:17,616
They're not found in nature.
258
00:11:17,618 --> 00:11:19,618
You don't just dig in
the ground, come across
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00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,654
a rich vein
of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
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00:11:23,522 --> 00:11:24,906
Just pick
another game.
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00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:26,325
Why don't we do
something athletic
262
00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:29,161
like go over to the university
pool and play water polo?
263
00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:32,264
No good--
Sheldon doesn't float.
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00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:33,749
That is true.
265
00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:36,134
I have a higher than
normal body density.
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00:11:36,136 --> 00:11:39,254
If I run too deep a bath,
I drown.
267
00:11:39,256 --> 00:11:41,039
All right,
let's keep it simple.
268
00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,007
How about darts?
269
00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,642
Oh, that's not fair either.
270
00:11:43,644 --> 00:11:44,676
Why not?
271
00:11:44,678 --> 00:11:46,228
Darts is a bar game.
272
00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:48,263
You've been frequenting
drinking establishments
273
00:11:48,265 --> 00:11:50,449
since you were of legal age.
274
00:11:50,451 --> 00:11:53,769
Yeah, that's
when it started.
275
00:11:53,771 --> 00:11:56,071
Well, regardless, she
has a distinct advantage
276
00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:57,555
in all tavern-
based competitions.
277
00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:02,160
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt
contests-- they're all out.
278
00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,528
PENNY:
Okay.
279
00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:05,831
Just for the record,
I have never entered
280
00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:07,399
a wet T-shirt contest.
281
00:12:07,401 --> 00:12:10,002
I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk,
282
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:12,504
so...
283
00:12:12,506 --> 00:12:14,456
We could go
to the cadaver lab at UCLA
284
00:12:14,458 --> 00:12:18,293
and play real-life Operation.
285
00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:21,179
Uh-uh. No.
I don't think so.
286
00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:23,048
Are you sure? I mean,
the nose doesn't light up,
287
00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:24,282
but if the corpse
is fresh enough,
288
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:27,719
sometimes you can get
the leg to jerk.
289
00:12:29,772 --> 00:12:34,643
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
290
00:12:36,145 --> 00:12:38,814
Ma, the chain's on the door!
291
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,198
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard?
292
00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:43,668
I thought I wasn't going
to see you till tomorrow!
293
00:12:43,670 --> 00:12:46,154
Yeah, well,
Bernie's not feeling well,
294
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,823
so I thought I'd stop by,
295
00:12:47,825 --> 00:12:50,792
tell you about the greatest
adventure of my life,
296
00:12:50,794 --> 00:12:54,212
see if you can make me feel bad
about it.
297
00:12:54,214 --> 00:12:58,900
Uh, uh, okay, hold
on, I'm not decent!
298
00:12:58,902 --> 00:13:00,802
All right.
299
00:13:00,804 --> 00:13:02,721
Woman hasn't tied her robe
in 20 years.
300
00:13:02,723 --> 00:13:04,122
Suddenly she's not decent?
301
00:13:04,124 --> 00:13:08,727
MAN: You want me to hide in the
closet or go out the back?!
302
00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:12,714
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Shh, you need to whisper.
303
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:14,466
Ma, who is in there?
304
00:13:14,468 --> 00:13:15,634
Uh, nobody!
305
00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:17,853
The TV is on!
306
00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:19,071
MAN:
I only got one sock.
307
00:13:19,073 --> 00:13:21,873
Where's my
other sock?
308
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:22,974
Who is that?
309
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,409
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I told you, it's the TV.
310
00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:28,947
Jay Leno lost a sock;
it's hilarious.
311
00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:31,649
If you're busy, I can come back.
312
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:33,201
Just give me
a second!
313
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,420
Go, go, go, go.
314
00:13:37,623 --> 00:13:39,824
(window opens)
315
00:13:44,797 --> 00:13:46,381
Dr. Schneider?
316
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:49,184
Oh, hello, Howard.
317
00:13:50,019 --> 00:13:52,204
What are you doing here?
318
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:55,474
Um, house call.
319
00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:57,642
You're a dentist.
320
00:13:58,945 --> 00:14:01,196
Yes, yes, I am.
321
00:14:01,198 --> 00:14:03,782
I think he's
on to us!
322
00:14:11,924 --> 00:14:13,624
Okay, glasses off.
323
00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:15,910
Find Waldo.
324
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,201
Hurry up,
find him, find him.
325
00:14:23,203 --> 00:14:25,036
I'm trying!
Don't yell at me!
326
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,170
For goodness' sake,
he's wearing
327
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:28,873
a hat, glasses,
and a red striped shirt.
328
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:30,074
I know what he looks like.
329
00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,476
Oh, there he
is, I got him.
330
00:14:31,478 --> 00:14:34,295
Yes, we
win again!
331
00:14:34,297 --> 00:14:36,130
How could you not find him?
332
00:14:36,132 --> 00:14:38,566
Because he's hard to find.
333
00:14:38,568 --> 00:14:39,684
If he was easy to find,
334
00:14:39,686 --> 00:14:42,720
the books would be called
There's Waldo.
335
00:14:43,972 --> 00:14:49,009
57, 58, 59,
that's one minute.
336
00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:51,195
(sputters)
337
00:14:52,214 --> 00:14:54,265
Long division,
long division.
338
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,867
Go, go, go.
339
00:14:55,869 --> 00:14:58,185
Remember,
show your work.
340
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,705
I'm okay.
341
00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:02,874
I'm okay.
342
00:15:03,492 --> 00:15:04,826
(thuds)
343
00:15:05,661 --> 00:15:07,695
I'm not okay.
344
00:15:07,697 --> 00:15:10,865
Get up, we can't lose in math.
345
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,333
37!
Yes!
346
00:15:12,335 --> 00:15:14,285
Aah!
347
00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,370
Ready, set, wrestle.
348
00:15:16,372 --> 00:15:18,055
(screams)
349
00:15:18,057 --> 00:15:20,341
One, two, three, pin.
350
00:15:20,343 --> 00:15:21,559
Mwah!
351
00:15:22,394 --> 00:15:24,395
Stop that.
352
00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:25,396
Mwah!
353
00:15:25,398 --> 00:15:26,397
Amy, do something.
354
00:15:26,399 --> 00:15:27,398
Mwah.
355
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,900
Amy, help.
356
00:15:28,902 --> 00:15:31,319
W-- Amy, stop that.
357
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,938
Amy, Penny,
both of you, stop it.
358
00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:39,577
One to beam aboard?
359
00:15:39,579 --> 00:15:41,579
Oh, my God, you're back.
360
00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:42,663
(laughs)
361
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:43,731
Oh, look at you.
362
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,666
You, you look
like you grew.
363
00:15:45,668 --> 00:15:48,503
(chuckling):
Yeah.
364
00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:50,838
The lack of gravity
did decompress my spine,
365
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,207
so I'm like
an inch and a half taller.
366
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,259
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow
to get my license changed
367
00:15:55,261 --> 00:15:56,911
before I shrink back.
368
00:15:56,913 --> 00:15:59,463
Oh, uh, come in, come in.
369
00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:01,516
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think
I was going to get
370
00:16:01,518 --> 00:16:02,733
to see you until tomorrow.
371
00:16:02,735 --> 00:16:05,136
Yeah, well,
Bernadette's a little
372
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:06,270
under the weather
373
00:16:06,272 --> 00:16:10,441
and my mom's
kind of under my dentist.
374
00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:13,761
Wait, your, your mother
is sleeping with your dentist?
375
00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,062
Former dentist.
376
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:17,865
I need a new one now that I know
where his hands have been.
377
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:21,819
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?
378
00:16:21,821 --> 00:16:23,404
That's not the kind
of hero's welcome
379
00:16:23,406 --> 00:16:25,122
an astronaut should
come home to.
380
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:27,742
It's okay, you know,
we space cowboys
381
00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:31,295
don't do what we do
for glory and fame.
382
00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:35,166
We leave that to your rock stars
and your athletes
383
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:38,302
and your Howie Mandels.
384
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:42,924
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
385
00:16:42,926 --> 00:16:44,792
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
386
00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:46,277
What are you doing here?
387
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:48,128
I, I kind of live here now.
388
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,697
Just until he gets
back on his feet,
389
00:16:49,699 --> 00:16:51,015
which are looking pretty good
390
00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:53,901
in the boots I bought him
for his birthday.
391
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:55,937
(imitates explosion)
392
00:16:56,939 --> 00:17:00,191
Ah, he's spoiling
me and I love it.
393
00:17:00,993 --> 00:17:05,496
Wow, so you guys
are like buds now?
394
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:07,298
Oh, yeah, we hang out
all the time.
395
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,566
Plus, he doesn't
have a girlfriend,
396
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:09,750
I don't have
a girlfriend.
397
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,118
It's like we both had
these holes
398
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:15,006
in our lives, but now we fill
each other's holes.
399
00:17:19,361 --> 00:17:21,329
Uh...
400
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:25,533
that sounds a little
funny to an American ear.
401
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:26,834
Which part?
402
00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:29,670
Just all of it.
403
00:17:29,672 --> 00:17:31,171
Okay,
404
00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:33,691
so w-what do you guys
got going on tonight?
405
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:37,078
Raj is taking me to the
Sound of Music sing-along.
406
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,030
Sound of Music sing-along?
407
00:17:39,032 --> 00:17:41,449
That used to be our thing,
but that's cool.
408
00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,734
Oh, Howard,
it's still our thing.
409
00:17:43,736 --> 00:17:45,803
Come with us, we'll, we'll
get you a scalped ticket.
410
00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:48,673
So I'd be sitting by myself?
411
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,790
We'll switch.
412
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,592
You'll come sit with me
after intermission.
413
00:17:51,594 --> 00:17:55,212
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?
414
00:17:55,214 --> 00:17:56,847
No, no,
415
00:17:56,849 --> 00:17:58,182
you guys go.
416
00:17:58,184 --> 00:17:59,784
Have fun.
417
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,385
Okay, uh, will I get
to see you tomorrow?
418
00:18:01,387 --> 00:18:02,219
Absolutely.
419
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,370
See you, Stuart.
420
00:18:03,372 --> 00:18:05,723
Yeah, yeah.
421
00:18:05,725 --> 00:18:08,709
Is he taller?
422
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:14,815
At least my mother made her
boyfriend climb out the window.
423
00:18:16,985 --> 00:18:21,388
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are:
424
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:24,325
no hands, first one
to clean the pan wins.
425
00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:25,493
(both exhale)
426
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,311
On the count of three.
427
00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,447
One, two...
428
00:18:29,449 --> 00:18:31,682
Wait.
429
00:18:32,517 --> 00:18:34,669
I'm a little concerned.
430
00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:37,605
Blueberries are rich
in antioxidants.
431
00:18:37,607 --> 00:18:38,756
So?
432
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:40,207
So, with all those antioxidants,
433
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:42,610
what if I run out of oxidants?
434
00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:48,833
Sheldon, we haven't won
a game all night.
435
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,235
Now, you either stick
your face in that pie
436
00:18:51,237 --> 00:18:54,572
or I'm gonna stick
that pie in your face.
437
00:18:57,425 --> 00:18:59,427
That's rude.
438
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:04,031
One, two, three, eat.
439
00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:15,359
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.
440
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:18,278
ALL:
Not now!
441
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,719
Oh, ow, blueberry
in my nose,
442
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:26,887
blueberry in my nose!
443
00:19:26,889 --> 00:19:29,407
Snort it down
and keep eating!
444
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,559
(snorts)
445
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,941
You look familiar.
446
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:47,693
I don't think so.
447
00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:51,030
Yeah, I just saw you
on the news.
448
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,982
You're an astronaut.
449
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,283
Yes.
(chuckles)
450
00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:55,501
Yes, I am.
451
00:19:55,503 --> 00:19:57,803
Good for you.
452
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,056
How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?
453
00:20:00,058 --> 00:20:01,741
Oh, thank you so much.
454
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,209
I've been having
the worst night.
455
00:20:03,211 --> 00:20:05,077
I just got back,
and my friends don't care,
456
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,695
my wife's sick,
I went to my mom...
457
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:09,548
You want
the cheesecake or not?
458
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:13,118
Yes, please.
459
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:19,758
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
460
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:23,195
♪ Till touchdown brings me
'round again to find ♪
461
00:20:23,197 --> 00:20:26,199
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
462
00:20:26,201 --> 00:20:27,667
(voice breaking):
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
463
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,169
♪ I'm a rocket man. ♪
464
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:37,332
(sneezes)
Perfect.
465
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:41,333
== sync, corrected by elderman ==