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Howard's capsule
should be reentering
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the atmosphere
any minute.
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It'll be good to have him back.
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The Fantastic Four reunited!
(chuckles)
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Yeah, you had a good
run, Fake Wolowitz.
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness.
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The way we do the dial-up modem,
the VHS tape, or...
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or Leonard's gym membership.
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We're not kicking him out.
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Stuart and I have
become good friends.
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Okay, one vote for,
one vote against.
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Leonard, you're
the tiebreaker.
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I don't have a problem
with Stuart.
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Besides, he gives us
a 20% discount
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at his comic book store.
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Well, I don't sell my
friendship that cheaply.
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I can go 30.
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Welcome aboard,
old chum.
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Okay, the NASA Web site says
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Howard's final
descent has begun.
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(sighs)
He left a boy,
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he returns a boy-sized hero.
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(Wolowitz screaming)
(loud rumbling)
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Loops, calm down!
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♪ Baruch atah,
Adonai, Eloheinu ♪
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♪ Melech haolam,
hamotzi ♪
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♪ Lechem min haaretz... ♪
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What's that?
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The Jewish prayer
for eating bread!
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(laughs): We don't have one
for falling out of space!
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(booming)
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(gasps)
(rumbling stops)
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We did it!
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(laughing): We're on the ground!
We survived!
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That was just
the parachute.
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We still have another
six miles to go.
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(screaming)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x04 ♪
The Re-Entry Minimization
Original Air Date on October 18, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Waiting for my husband.
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That's nice.
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He's coming back
from outer space.
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I think this flight's
coming from Houston.
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No, I mean, he...
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Never mind.
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BERNADETTE:
There he is! Howie!
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(reporters shouting "Howie!")
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Howie!
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Whoa, thank you.
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Great to be
back on Earth.
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Uh, I think they're
here for me, Ringo.
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Howie!
Howie!
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Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here you go.
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That nut job was telling
everybody on the plane
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he's an astronaut.
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I missed you so much!
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(laughs)
I missed you, too.
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(chuckle)
Oh...
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Where are the guys?
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Oh, it's just me.
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Oh, I get it.
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They're waiting back home
with a big surprise party.
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Don't worry, I can
act surprised.
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(gasps)
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No, I told them they could
have you tomorrow night.
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Tonight, you belong to me.
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(loud sneeze)
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(groans)
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(giggles)
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Gesundheit.
You okay?
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I am now that you're back.
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Come on, let's go home
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so I can tear off
those little pants.
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Great. Just keep in mind
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astronauts lose a lot of
muscle tone in space,
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting. (laughs)
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You know, I am
very disappointed
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that I won't be able
to celebrate
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Howard's accomplishment tonight.
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Me, too.
But we'll see him tomorrow.
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him,
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.
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I was excited to see
the look on his face
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when it finally happened.
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You're unbelievable.
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I know.
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LEONARD:
All right,
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Pictionary-- what are the teams?
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How about
boys versus girls?
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Oh!
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That hardly seems fair.
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But I guess
any team that I'm not on
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has a decided disadvantage.
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Once again, unbelievable.
Yeah,
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once again, I know.
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All right, round one.
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Here.
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Got it.
Okay.
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Ready, set,
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go.
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Uh, box?
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Uh,
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window?
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Batman.
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LEONARD:
Batman and Robin.
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Uh, Wonder Twins
plus the monkey.
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Wonder Twins plus
the monkey and Batman.
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A gift? Present!
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Present! Yeah!
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Oh...
Leonard.
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Now, how can you not get that?
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In what universe
is that a present?
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It's not a present,
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it's the present. Look.
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There's you and me.
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It's Penny and Amy.
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00:05:03,742 --> 00:05:06,176
We're playing Pictionary.
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00:05:06,178 --> 00:05:08,478
In the present.
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Oh, my God, we're
gonna kill them.
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It's a quark-gluon plasma.
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No.
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It's asymptotically free partons
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inside a quark-gluon plasma.
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Nothing with quarks.
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It's an observational rebuttal
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of the Lambda-CDM model
of the universe!
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No!
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It's a chocolate chip cookie!
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Yes!
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How could you miss that?
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Hey, if you want someone to
guess "chocolate chip cookie,"
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you draw a glass of milk
next to it.
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Penny got it.
Yeah, only after
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I eliminated
all the obvious answers.
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You're welcome.
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LEONARD:
Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?
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00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,069
Oh, oh, a hot dog.
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00:06:06,971 --> 00:06:08,688
Penny, aren't you gonna
draw something?
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(chuckles): Relax, we got time,
this is so fun.
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There.
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A solar system.
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Uh, uh, uh,
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uh, um, unidentified
flying liverwurst? I don't...
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Now?
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Soon.
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Come on, Leonard,
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I am spoon-feeding this to you.
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I don't know,
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uh...
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Casper the alcoholic ghost?
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All right,
that's enough.
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(clears throat)
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AMY:
Uh, hand.
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Uh, nail...
polish?
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Yep!
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SHELDON:
Wait, no, no!
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No!
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The word is "Polish."
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00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,359
See, look.
Polish sausage.
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00:07:03,361 --> 00:07:05,996
And the-the model
of the solar system developed
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by Nicolaus Copernicus,
a Polish astronomer.
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And then, finally,
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if that wasn't enough--
which it should've been--
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this is Madame Curie
killing herself
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by discovering radium, who,
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although she was
a naturalized French citizen,
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was Polish by birth!
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Excuse me,
the word is "polish."
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See? Small "P."
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Ah!
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So it is.
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I guess we both
share blame on this one.
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Bernie, you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be
right there.
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(hacks, coughs, spits)
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Did you get a sea lion
while I was gone?
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It's just allergies.
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Okay. (chuckles)
190
00:08:00,218 --> 00:08:02,102
(congested): Took some Benadryl.
I'll be fine.
191
00:08:02,104 --> 00:08:03,803
(chuckles)
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00:08:03,805 --> 00:08:04,854
So...
193
00:08:04,856 --> 00:08:06,106
did you miss me?
194
00:08:06,108 --> 00:08:08,074
Oh.
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00:08:08,076 --> 00:08:10,093
Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...
196
00:08:10,095 --> 00:08:12,278
(phlegmy hacking)
197
00:08:13,864 --> 00:08:16,265
(groans)
Ew.
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00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:22,872
Excuse me.
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00:08:22,874 --> 00:08:25,575
Sweetie, we don't have
to do this now.
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00:08:25,577 --> 00:08:28,211
Yes, we do.
201
00:08:28,213 --> 00:08:30,213
(awkward chuckle)
202
00:08:31,999 --> 00:08:35,451
You left right after
we got married.
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00:08:35,453 --> 00:08:36,386
(chuckles)
204
00:08:36,388 --> 00:08:39,789
This is like
our honeymoon.
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(chuckles)
Now,
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00:08:43,461 --> 00:08:45,678
hold on to your hat.
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00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,181
Oh.
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00:08:48,183 --> 00:08:49,599
Uh-oh.
209
00:08:49,601 --> 00:08:50,767
You okay?
210
00:08:50,769 --> 00:08:52,185
A little dizzy.
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Must be the Benadryl.
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00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:56,740
(chuckles)
Switch places with me.
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Okay. (chuckles)
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00:08:59,944 --> 00:09:01,194
(exhales)
215
00:09:01,196 --> 00:09:02,912
Now...
216
00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,085
...kiss me!
217
00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:17,794
(quiet snoring)
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00:09:18,779 --> 00:09:20,496
Bernadette?
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00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:23,550
(continues snoring)
220
00:09:23,552 --> 00:09:25,835
Bernie?
Bernie?
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00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:27,303
(gasps)
222
00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:29,606
That was amazing.
223
00:09:32,877 --> 00:09:36,362
You made me feel things
I never...
224
00:09:41,685 --> 00:09:45,371
Well, that was quick
and a little gross.
225
00:09:45,373 --> 00:09:49,692
Now, I know how she feels.
226
00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:53,496
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
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full of fun little facts.
228
00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:56,466
Where did the expression
229
00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:59,786
"got your ass handed to you"
come from?
230
00:10:02,423 --> 00:10:04,791
Don't know.
231
00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:08,228
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome
232
00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:09,712
where they'd actually
chop somebody's ass off
233
00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:12,715
and then go, "Here."
234
00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:17,937
You know, to appease
Loseroneous, the god of losers.
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00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:20,473
I am not a loser.
236
00:10:20,475 --> 00:10:24,393
Pictionary is not a true test of
any real intelligence or skill.
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00:10:24,395 --> 00:10:26,112
Mmm, in all
fairness,
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00:10:26,114 --> 00:10:29,249
Pictionary has verbal
skills, visual skills.
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00:10:29,251 --> 00:10:30,700
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
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00:10:30,702 --> 00:10:32,118
Lot of big talk
from a man
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00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,786
who can't draw
a chocolate chip cookie.
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00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:36,389
All right, fine,
pick another game.
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00:10:36,391 --> 00:10:38,374
Amy and I will beat
you at anything.
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00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,843
All right.
245
00:10:39,845 --> 00:10:41,577
Let's play...
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00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:44,497
Physics Fiesta.
247
00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:46,683
Oh, come on, what is that?
248
00:10:46,685 --> 00:10:48,384
It's a game
that I just invented,
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00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:51,020
in which the participants
answer physics questions
250
00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:52,856
in remedial Spanish.
251
00:10:52,858 --> 00:10:54,423
Um...
252
00:10:54,425 --> 00:10:57,360
¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?
253
00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:00,413
En el acelerador
de particulares.
254
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,450
Bueno, mi amigo.
255
00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:09,989
No, no, we're not playing
some dumb made-up game.
256
00:11:09,991 --> 00:11:11,941
All games
are made up.
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00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:13,543
They're not found in nature.
258
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,545
You don't just dig in
the ground, come across
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00:11:15,547 --> 00:11:18,581
a rich vein
of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
260
00:11:19,449 --> 00:11:20,833
Just pick
another game.
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00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:22,252
Why don't we do
something athletic
262
00:11:22,254 --> 00:11:25,088
like go over to the university
pool and play water polo?
263
00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:28,191
No good--
Sheldon doesn't float.
264
00:11:28,193 --> 00:11:29,676
That is true.
265
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:32,061
I have a higher than
normal body density.
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00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:35,181
If I run too deep a bath,
I drown.
267
00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:36,966
All right,
let's keep it simple.
268
00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:37,934
How about darts?
269
00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:39,569
Oh, that's not fair either.
270
00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:40,603
Why not?
271
00:11:40,605 --> 00:11:42,155
Darts is a bar game.
272
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:44,190
You've been frequenting
drinking establishments
273
00:11:44,192 --> 00:11:46,376
since you were of legal age.
274
00:11:46,378 --> 00:11:49,696
Yeah, that's
when it started.
275
00:11:49,698 --> 00:11:51,998
Well, regardless, she
has a distinct advantage
276
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,482
in all tavern-
based competitions.
277
00:11:53,484 --> 00:11:58,087
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt
contests-- they're all out.
278
00:11:58,089 --> 00:11:59,455
PENNY:
Okay.
279
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,758
Just for the record,
I have never entered
280
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,326
a wet T-shirt contest.
281
00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,929
I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk,
282
00:12:05,931 --> 00:12:08,431
so...
283
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:10,383
We could go
to the cadaver lab at UCLA
284
00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:14,220
and play real-life Operation.
285
00:12:14,222 --> 00:12:17,106
Uh-uh. No.
I don't think so.
286
00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:18,975
Are you sure? I mean,
the nose doesn't light up,
287
00:12:18,977 --> 00:12:20,209
but if the corpse
is fresh enough,
288
00:12:20,211 --> 00:12:23,646
sometimes you can get
the leg to jerk.
289
00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:30,570
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
290
00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,741
Ma, the chain's on the door!
291
00:12:34,743 --> 00:12:36,125
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard?
292
00:12:36,127 --> 00:12:39,595
I thought I wasn't going
to see you till tomorrow!
293
00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:42,081
Yeah, well,
Bernie's not feeling well,
294
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,750
so I thought I'd stop by,
295
00:12:43,752 --> 00:12:46,719
tell you about the greatest
adventure of my life,
296
00:12:46,721 --> 00:12:50,139
see if you can make me feel bad
about it.
297
00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:54,827
Uh, uh, okay, hold
on, I'm not decent!
298
00:12:54,829 --> 00:12:56,729
All right.
299
00:12:56,731 --> 00:12:58,648
Woman hasn't tied her robe
in 20 years.
300
00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:00,049
Suddenly she's not decent?
301
00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:04,654
MAN: You want me to hide in the
closet or go out the back?!
302
00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:08,641
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Shh, you need to whisper.
303
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:10,393
Ma, who is in there?
304
00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:11,561
Uh, nobody!
305
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:13,780
The TV is on!
306
00:13:13,782 --> 00:13:14,998
MAN:
I only got one sock.
307
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,800
Where's my
other sock?
308
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:18,901
Who is that?
309
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,336
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I told you, it's the TV.
310
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:24,874
Jay Leno lost a sock;
it's hilarious.
311
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,576
If you're busy, I can come back.
312
00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,128
Just give me
a second!
313
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,347
Go, go, go, go.
314
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,751
(window opens)
315
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,308
Dr. Schneider?
316
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:45,111
Oh, hello, Howard.
317
00:13:45,946 --> 00:13:48,131
What are you doing here?
318
00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:51,401
Um, house call.
319
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:53,569
You're a dentist.
320
00:13:54,872 --> 00:13:57,123
Yes, yes, I am.
321
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,709
I think he's
on to us!
322
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:05,751
Okay, glasses off.
323
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:08,037
Find Waldo.
324
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,328
Hurry up,
find him, find him.
325
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,163
I'm trying!
Don't yell at me!
326
00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:18,297
For goodness' sake,
he's wearing
327
00:14:18,299 --> 00:14:21,000
a hat, glasses,
and a red striped shirt.
328
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:22,201
I know what he looks like.
329
00:14:22,203 --> 00:14:23,603
Oh, there he
is, I got him.
330
00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,422
Yes, we
win again!
331
00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:28,257
How could you not find him?
332
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,693
Because he's hard to find.
333
00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,811
If he was easy to find,
334
00:14:31,813 --> 00:14:34,847
the books would be called
There's Waldo.
335
00:14:36,099 --> 00:14:41,136
57, 58, 59,
that's one minute.
336
00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:43,322
(sputters)
337
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,392
Long division,
long division.
338
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:47,994
Go, go, go.
339
00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:50,312
Remember,
show your work.
340
00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:52,832
I'm okay.
341
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,001
I'm okay.
342
00:14:55,619 --> 00:14:56,953
(thuds)
343
00:14:57,788 --> 00:14:59,822
I'm not okay.
344
00:14:59,824 --> 00:15:02,992
Get up, we can't lose in math.
345
00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:04,460
37!
Yes!
346
00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:06,412
Aah!
347
00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:08,497
Ready, set, wrestle.
348
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:10,182
(screams)
349
00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,468
One, two, three, pin.
350
00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,686
Mwah!
351
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,522
Stop that.
352
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,523
Mwah!
353
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,524
Amy, do something.
354
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:19,525
Mwah.
355
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,027
Amy, help.
356
00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:23,446
W-- Amy, stop that.
357
00:15:23,448 --> 00:15:26,065
Amy, Penny,
both of you, stop it.
358
00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,804
One to beam aboard?
359
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,806
Oh, my God, you're back.
360
00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:34,890
(laughs)
361
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:35,958
Oh, look at you.
362
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,893
You, you look
like you grew.
363
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,730
(chuckling):
Yeah.
364
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,065
The lack of gravity
did decompress my spine,
365
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,434
so I'm like
an inch and a half taller.
366
00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:47,486
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow
to get my license changed
367
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,138
before I shrink back.
368
00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,690
Oh, uh, come in, come in.
369
00:15:51,692 --> 00:15:53,743
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think
I was going to get
370
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,960
to see you until tomorrow.
371
00:15:54,962 --> 00:15:57,363
Yeah, well,
Bernadette's a little
372
00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:58,497
under the weather
373
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:02,668
and my mom's
kind of under my dentist.
374
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,988
Wait, your, your mother
is sleeping with your dentist?
375
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:07,289
Former dentist.
376
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:10,092
I need a new one now that I know
where his hands have been.
377
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:14,046
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?
378
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,631
That's not the kind
of hero's welcome
379
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,349
an astronaut should
come home to.
380
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,969
It's okay, you know,
we space cowboys
381
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:23,522
don't do what we do
for glory and fame.
382
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:27,393
We leave that to your rock stars
and your athletes
383
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:30,529
and your Howie Mandels.
384
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:35,151
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
385
00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:37,019
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
386
00:16:37,021 --> 00:16:38,504
What are you doing here?
387
00:16:38,506 --> 00:16:40,355
I, I kind of live here now.
388
00:16:40,357 --> 00:16:41,924
Just until he gets
back on his feet,
389
00:16:41,926 --> 00:16:43,242
which are looking pretty good
390
00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:46,128
in the boots I bought him
for his birthday.
391
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,164
(imitates explosion)
392
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:52,418
Ah, he's spoiling
me and I love it.
393
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:57,723
Wow, so you guys
are like buds now?
394
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,525
Oh, yeah, we hang out
all the time.
395
00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:00,793
Plus, he doesn't
have a girlfriend,
396
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:01,977
I don't have
a girlfriend.
397
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,345
It's like we both had
these holes
398
00:17:03,347 --> 00:17:07,233
in our lives, but now we fill
each other's holes.
399
00:17:11,588 --> 00:17:13,556
Uh...
400
00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:17,760
that sounds a little
funny to an American ear.
401
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,061
Which part?
402
00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,897
Just all of it.
403
00:17:21,899 --> 00:17:23,398
Okay,
404
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,918
so w-what do you guys
got going on tonight?
405
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,305
Raj is taking me to the
Sound of Music sing-along.
406
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:31,257
Sound of Music sing-along?
407
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,676
That used to be our thing,
but that's cool.
408
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,961
Oh, Howard,
it's still our thing.
409
00:17:35,963 --> 00:17:38,030
Come with us, we'll, we'll
get you a scalped ticket.
410
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:40,900
So I'd be sitting by myself?
411
00:17:40,902 --> 00:17:42,017
We'll switch.
412
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,819
You'll come sit with me
after intermission.
413
00:17:43,821 --> 00:17:47,439
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?
414
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,074
No, no,
415
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:50,409
you guys go.
416
00:17:50,411 --> 00:17:52,011
Have fun.
417
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:53,612
Okay, uh, will I get
to see you tomorrow?
418
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,446
Absolutely.
419
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,597
See you, Stuart.
420
00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,950
Yeah, yeah.
421
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,936
Is he taller?
422
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:07,042
At least my mother made her
boyfriend climb out the window.
423
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:13,615
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are:
424
00:18:13,617 --> 00:18:16,552
no hands, first one
to clean the pan wins.
425
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,720
(both exhale)
426
00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,538
On the count of three.
427
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:21,674
One, two...
428
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,909
Wait.
429
00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:26,896
I'm a little concerned.
430
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,832
Blueberries are rich
in antioxidants.
431
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:30,983
So?
432
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,434
So, with all those antioxidants,
433
00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:34,837
what if I run out of oxidants?
434
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:41,060
Sheldon, we haven't won
a game all night.
435
00:18:41,062 --> 00:18:43,462
Now, you either stick
your face in that pie
436
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:46,799
or I'm gonna stick
that pie in your face.
437
00:18:49,652 --> 00:18:51,654
That's rude.
438
00:18:51,656 --> 00:18:56,258
One, two, three, eat.
439
00:19:05,218 --> 00:19:07,586
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.
440
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:10,505
ALL:
Not now!
441
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,946
Oh, ow, blueberry
in my nose,
442
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,114
blueberry in my nose!
443
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,634
Snort it down
and keep eating!
444
00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:23,786
(snorts)
445
00:19:32,102 --> 00:19:34,069
You look familiar.
446
00:19:34,071 --> 00:19:35,821
I don't think so.
447
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:39,158
Yeah, I just saw you
on the news.
448
00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:41,110
You're an astronaut.
449
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,411
Yes.
(chuckles)
450
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:43,629
Yes, I am.
451
00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:45,931
Good for you.
452
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:48,184
How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?
453
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:49,869
Oh, thank you so much.
454
00:19:49,871 --> 00:19:51,337
I've been having
the worst night.
455
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,205
I just got back,
and my friends don't care,
456
00:19:53,207 --> 00:19:54,823
my wife's sick,
I went to my mom...
457
00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:57,676
You want
the cheesecake or not?
458
00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:01,246
Yes, please.
459
00:20:04,217 --> 00:20:07,886
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
460
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:11,323
♪ Till touchdown brings me
'round again to find ♪
461
00:20:11,325 --> 00:20:14,327
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
462
00:20:14,329 --> 00:20:15,795
(voice breaking):
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
463
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,297
♪ I'm a rocket man. ♪
464
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:22,663
(sneezes)
465
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:26,470
Perfect.
466
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:30,670
== sync, corrected by elderman ==