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Howard's capsule
should be reentering
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the atmosphere
any minute.
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It'll be good to have him back.
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The Fantastic Four reunited!
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Yeah, you had a good
run, Fake Wolowitz.
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness.
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The way we do the dial-up modem,
the VHS tape, or...
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or Leonard's gym membership.
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We're not kicking him out.
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Stuart and I have
become good friends.
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Okay, one vote for,
one vote against.
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Leonard, you're
the tiebreaker.
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I don't have a problem
with Stuart.
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Besides, he gives us
a 20% discount
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at his comic book store.
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Well, I don't sell my
friendship that cheaply.
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I can go 30.
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Welcome aboard,
old chum.
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Okay, the NASA Web site says
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Howard's final
descent has begun.
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He left a boy,
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he returns a boy-sized hero.
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Loops, calm down!
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♪ Baruch atah,
Adonai, Eloheinu ♪
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♪ Melech haolam,
hamotzi ♪
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♪ Lechem min haaretz... ♪
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What's that?
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The Jewish prayer
for eating bread!
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We don't have one
for falling out of space!
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We did it!
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We're on the ground!
We survived!
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That was just
the parachute.
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We still have another
six miles to go.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x04 ♪
The Re-Entry Minimization
Original Air Date on October 18, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Waiting for my husband.
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That's nice.
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He's coming back
from outer space.
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I think this flight's
coming from Houston.
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No, I mean, he...
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Never mind.
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There he is! Howie!
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Howie!
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Whoa, thank you.
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Great to be
back on Earth.
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Uh, I think they're
here for me, Ringo.
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Howie!
Howie!
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Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here you go.
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That nut job was telling
everybody on the plane
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he's an astronaut.
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I missed you so much!
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I missed you, too.
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Oh...
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Where are the guys?
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Oh, it's just me.
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Oh, I get it.
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They're waiting back home
with a big surprise party.
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Don't worry, I can
act surprised.
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No, I told them they could
have you tomorrow night.
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Tonight, you belong to me.
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Gesundheit.
You okay?
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I am now that you're back.
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Come on, let's go home
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so I can tear off
those little pants.
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Great. Just keep in mind
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astronauts lose a lot of
muscle tone in space,
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting.
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You know, I am
very disappointed
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that I won't be able
to celebrate
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Howard's accomplishment tonight.
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Me, too.
But we'll see him tomorrow.
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him,
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.
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I was excited to see
the look on his face
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when it finally happened.
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You're unbelievable.
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I know.
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All right,
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Pictionary-- what are the teams?
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How about
boys versus girls?
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Oh!
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That hardly seems fair.
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But I guess
any team that I'm not on
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has a decided disadvantage.
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Once again, unbelievable.
Yeah,
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once again, I know.
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All right, round one.
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Here.
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Got it.
Okay.
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Ready, set,
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go.
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Uh, box?
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Uh,
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window?
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Batman.
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Batman and Robin.
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Uh, Wonder Twins
plus the monkey.
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Wonder Twins plus
the monkey and Batman.
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A gift? Present!
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Present! Yeah!
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Oh...
Leonard.
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Now, how can you not get that?
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In what universe
is that a present?
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It's not a present,
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it's the present. Look.
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There's you and me.
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It's Penny and Amy.
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We're playing Pictionary.
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In the present.
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Oh, my God, we're
gonna kill them.
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It's a quark-gluon plasma.
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No.
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It's asymptotically free partons
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inside a quark-gluon plasma.
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Nothing with quarks.
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It's an observational rebuttal
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of the Lambda-CDM model
of the universe!
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No!
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It's a chocolate chip cookie!
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Yes!
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How could you miss that?
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Hey, if you want someone to
guess "chocolate chip cookie,"
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you draw a glass of milk
next to it.
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Penny got it.
Yeah, only after
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I eliminated
all the obvious answers.
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You're welcome.
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Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?
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Oh, oh, a hot dog.
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Penny, aren't you gonna
draw something?
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Relax, we got time,
this is so fun.
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There.
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A solar system.
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Uh, uh, uh,
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uh, um, unidentified
flying liverwurst? I don't...
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Now?
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Soon.
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Come on, Leonard,
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I am spoon-feeding this to you.
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I don't know,
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uh...
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Casper the alcoholic ghost?
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All right,
that's enough.
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Uh, hand.
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Uh, nail...
polish?
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Yep!
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Wait, no, no!
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No!
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The word is "Polish."
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See, look.
Polish sausage.
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And the-the model
of the solar system developed
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by Nicolaus Copernicus,
a Polish astronomer.
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And then, finally,
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if that wasn't enough--
which it should've been--
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this is Madame Curie
killing herself
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by discovering radium, who,
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although she was
a naturalized French citizen,
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was Polish by birth!
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Excuse me,
the word is "polish."
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See? Small "P."
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Ah!
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So it is.
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I guess we both
share blame on this one.
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Bernie, you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be
right there.
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Did you get a sea lion
while I was gone?
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It's just allergies.
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Okay.
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Took some Benadryl.
I'll be fine.
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So...
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did you miss me?
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Oh.
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Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...
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Ew.
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Excuse me.
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Sweetie, we don't have
to do this now.
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Yes, we do.
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You left right after
we got married.
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This is like
our honeymoon.
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Now,
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hold on to your hat.
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Oh.
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Uh-oh.
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You okay?
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A little dizzy.
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Must be the Benadryl.
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Switch places with me.
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Okay.
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00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:02,911
Now...
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00:09:06,199 --> 00:09:09,084
...kiss me!
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00:09:18,778 --> 00:09:20,495
Bernadette?
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00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:25,834
Bernie?
Bernie?
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00:09:27,304 --> 00:09:29,605
That was amazing.
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00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:36,361
You made me feel things
I never...
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Well, that was quick
and a little gross.
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00:09:45,372 --> 00:09:49,691
Now, I know how she feels.
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00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,495
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
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full of fun little facts.
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00:09:55,365 --> 00:09:56,465
Where did the expression
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"got your ass handed to you"
come from?
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00:10:02,422 --> 00:10:04,790
Don't know.
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00:10:04,792 --> 00:10:08,227
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome
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00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:09,711
where they'd actually
chop somebody's ass off
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00:10:09,713 --> 00:10:12,714
and then go, "Here."
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00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:17,936
You know, to appease
Loseroneous, the god of losers.
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00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:20,472
I am not a loser.
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00:10:20,474 --> 00:10:24,392
Pictionary is not a true test of
any real intelligence or skill.
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00:10:24,394 --> 00:10:26,111
Mmm, in all
fairness,
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00:10:26,113 --> 00:10:29,248
Pictionary has verbal
skills, visual skills.
220
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,699
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
221
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,117
Lot of big talk
from a man
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00:10:32,119 --> 00:10:33,785
who can't draw
a chocolate chip cookie.
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00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:36,388
All right, fine,
pick another game.
224
00:10:36,390 --> 00:10:38,373
Amy and I will beat
you at anything.
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00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,842
All right.
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00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:41,576
Let's play...
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00:10:41,578 --> 00:10:44,496
Physics Fiesta.
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00:10:44,498 --> 00:10:46,682
Oh, come on, what is that?
229
00:10:46,684 --> 00:10:48,383
It's a game
that I just invented,
230
00:10:48,385 --> 00:10:51,019
in which the participants
answer physics questions
231
00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,855
in remedial Spanish.
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00:10:52,857 --> 00:10:54,422
Um...
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00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:57,359
¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?
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00:10:58,311 --> 00:11:00,412
En el acelerador
de particulares.
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00:11:02,232 --> 00:11:04,449
Bueno, mi amigo.
236
00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:09,988
No, no, we're not playing
some dumb made-up game.
237
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,940
All games
are made up.
238
00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,542
They're not found in nature.
239
00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:15,544
You don't just dig in
the ground, come across
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00:11:15,546 --> 00:11:18,580
a rich vein
of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
241
00:11:19,448 --> 00:11:20,832
Just pick
another game.
242
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,251
Why don't we do
something athletic
243
00:11:22,253 --> 00:11:25,087
like go over to the university
pool and play water polo?
244
00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:28,190
No good--
Sheldon doesn't float.
245
00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:29,675
That is true.
246
00:11:29,677 --> 00:11:32,060
I have a higher than
normal body density.
247
00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:35,180
If I run too deep a bath,
I drown.
248
00:11:35,182 --> 00:11:36,965
All right,
let's keep it simple.
249
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:37,933
How about darts?
250
00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:39,568
Oh, that's not fair either.
251
00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:40,602
Why not?
252
00:11:40,604 --> 00:11:42,154
Darts is a bar game.
253
00:11:42,156 --> 00:11:44,189
You've been frequenting
drinking establishments
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since you were of legal age.
255
00:11:46,377 --> 00:11:49,695
Yeah, that's
when it started.
256
00:11:49,697 --> 00:11:51,997
Well, regardless, she
has a distinct advantage
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00:11:51,999 --> 00:11:53,481
in all tavern-
based competitions.
258
00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:58,086
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt
contests-- they're all out.
259
00:11:58,088 --> 00:11:59,454
Okay.
260
00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:01,757
Just for the record,
I have never entered
261
00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:03,325
a wet T-shirt contest.
262
00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:05,928
I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk,
263
00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:08,430
so...
264
00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:10,382
We could go
to the cadaver lab at UCLA
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00:12:10,384 --> 00:12:14,219
and play real-life Operation.
266
00:12:14,221 --> 00:12:17,105
Uh-uh. No.
I don't think so.
267
00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,974
Are you sure? I mean,
the nose doesn't light up,
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00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:20,208
but if the corpse
is fresh enough,
269
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:23,645
sometimes you can get
the leg to jerk.
270
00:12:25,698 --> 00:12:30,569
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
271
00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:34,740
Ma, the chain's on the door!
272
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,124
Howard?
273
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:39,594
I thought I wasn't going
to see you till tomorrow!
274
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:42,080
Yeah, well,
Bernie's not feeling well,
275
00:12:42,082 --> 00:12:43,749
so I thought I'd stop by,
276
00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:46,718
tell you about the greatest
adventure of my life,
277
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,138
see if you can make me feel bad
about it.
278
00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:54,826
Uh, uh, okay, hold
on, I'm not decent!
279
00:12:54,828 --> 00:12:56,728
All right.
280
00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:58,647
Woman hasn't tied her robe
in 20 years.
281
00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:00,048
Suddenly she's not decent?
282
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:04,653
You want me to hide in the
closet or go out the back?!
283
00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:08,640
Shh, you need to whisper.
284
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:10,392
Ma, who is in there?
285
00:13:10,394 --> 00:13:11,560
Uh, nobody!
286
00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:13,779
The TV is on!
287
00:13:13,781 --> 00:13:14,997
I only got one sock.
288
00:13:14,999 --> 00:13:17,799
Where's my
other sock?
289
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:18,900
Who is that?
290
00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:20,335
I told you, it's the TV.
291
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:24,873
Jay Leno lost a sock;
it's hilarious.
292
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,575
If you're busy, I can come back.
293
00:13:27,577 --> 00:13:29,127
Just give me
a second!
294
00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:31,346
Go, go, go, go.
295
00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:42,307
Dr. Schneider?
296
00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:45,110
Oh, hello, Howard.
297
00:13:45,945 --> 00:13:48,130
What are you doing here?
298
00:13:48,132 --> 00:13:51,400
Um, house call.
299
00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:53,568
You're a dentist.
300
00:13:54,871 --> 00:13:57,122
Yes, yes, I am.
301
00:13:57,124 --> 00:13:59,708
I think he's
on to us!
302
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,750
Okay, glasses off.
303
00:14:05,752 --> 00:14:08,036
Find Waldo.
304
00:14:13,576 --> 00:14:15,327
Hurry up,
find him, find him.
305
00:14:15,329 --> 00:14:17,162
I'm trying!
Don't yell at me!
306
00:14:17,164 --> 00:14:18,296
For goodness' sake,
he's wearing
307
00:14:18,298 --> 00:14:20,999
a hat, glasses,
and a red striped shirt.
308
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:22,200
I know what he looks like.
309
00:14:22,202 --> 00:14:23,602
Oh, there he
is, I got him.
310
00:14:23,604 --> 00:14:26,421
Yes, we
win again!
311
00:14:26,423 --> 00:14:28,256
How could you not find him?
312
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,692
Because he's hard to find.
313
00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:31,810
If he was easy to find,
314
00:14:31,812 --> 00:14:34,846
the books would be called
There's Waldo.
315
00:14:36,098 --> 00:14:41,135
57, 58, 59,
that's one minute.
316
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,391
Long division,
long division.
317
00:14:46,393 --> 00:14:47,993
Go, go, go.
318
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:50,311
Remember,
show your work.
319
00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:52,831
I'm okay.
320
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:55,000
I'm okay.
321
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:59,821
I'm not okay.
322
00:14:59,823 --> 00:15:02,991
Get up, we can't lose in math.
323
00:15:02,993 --> 00:15:04,459
37!
Yes!
324
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,411
Aah!
325
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:08,496
Ready, set, wrestle.
326
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:12,467
One, two, three, pin.
327
00:15:12,469 --> 00:15:13,685
Mwah!
328
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,521
Stop that.
329
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:17,522
Mwah!
330
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:18,523
Amy, do something.
331
00:15:18,525 --> 00:15:19,524
Mwah.
332
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:21,026
Amy, help.
333
00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,445
W-- Amy, stop that.
334
00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:26,064
Amy, Penny,
both of you, stop it.
335
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:31,803
One to beam aboard?
336
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,805
Oh, my God, you're back.
337
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:35,957
Oh, look at you.
338
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,892
You, you look
like you grew.
339
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,729
Yeah.
340
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,064
The lack of gravity
did decompress my spine,
341
00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:45,433
so I'm like
an inch and a half taller.
342
00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,485
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow
to get my license changed
343
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:49,137
before I shrink back.
344
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:51,689
Oh, uh, come in, come in.
345
00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:53,742
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think
I was going to get
346
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:54,959
to see you until tomorrow.
347
00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,362
Yeah, well,
Bernadette's a little
348
00:15:57,364 --> 00:15:58,496
under the weather
349
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:02,667
and my mom's
kind of under my dentist.
350
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,987
Wait, your, your mother
is sleeping with your dentist?
351
00:16:05,989 --> 00:16:07,288
Former dentist.
352
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:10,091
I need a new one now that I know
where his hands have been.
353
00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:14,045
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?
354
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:15,630
That's not the kind
of hero's welcome
355
00:16:15,632 --> 00:16:17,348
an astronaut should
come home to.
356
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,968
It's okay, you know,
we space cowboys
357
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:23,521
don't do what we do
for glory and fame.
358
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:27,392
We leave that to your rock stars
and your athletes
359
00:16:27,394 --> 00:16:30,528
and your Howie Mandels.
360
00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:35,150
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
361
00:16:35,152 --> 00:16:37,018
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
362
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,503
What are you doing here?
363
00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:40,354
I, I kind of live here now.
364
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:41,923
Just until he gets
back on his feet,
365
00:16:41,925 --> 00:16:43,241
which are looking pretty good
366
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:46,127
in the boots I bought him
for his birthday.
367
00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:52,417
Ah, he's spoiling
me and I love it.
368
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:57,722
Wow, so you guys
are like buds now?
369
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,524
Oh, yeah, we hang out
all the time.
370
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:00,792
Plus, he doesn't
have a girlfriend,
371
00:17:00,794 --> 00:17:01,976
I don't have
a girlfriend.
372
00:17:01,978 --> 00:17:03,344
It's like we both had
these holes
373
00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:07,232
in our lives, but now we fill
each other's holes.
374
00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,555
Uh...
375
00:17:13,557 --> 00:17:17,759
that sounds a little
funny to an American ear.
376
00:17:17,761 --> 00:17:19,060
Which part?
377
00:17:19,062 --> 00:17:21,896
Just all of it.
378
00:17:21,898 --> 00:17:23,397
Okay,
379
00:17:23,399 --> 00:17:25,917
so w-what do you guys
got going on tonight?
380
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,304
Raj is taking me to the
Sound of Music sing-along.
381
00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:31,256
Sound of Music sing-along?
382
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,675
That used to be our thing,
but that's cool.
383
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,960
Oh, Howard,
it's still our thing.
384
00:17:35,962 --> 00:17:38,029
Come with us, we'll, we'll
get you a scalped ticket.
385
00:17:38,031 --> 00:17:40,899
So I'd be sitting by myself?
386
00:17:40,901 --> 00:17:42,016
We'll switch.
387
00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:43,818
You'll come sit with me
after intermission.
388
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:47,438
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?
389
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,073
No, no,
390
00:17:49,075 --> 00:17:50,408
you guys go.
391
00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:52,010
Have fun.
392
00:17:52,012 --> 00:17:53,611
Okay, uh, will I get
to see you tomorrow?
393
00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:54,445
Absolutely.
394
00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:55,596
See you, Stuart.
395
00:17:55,598 --> 00:17:57,949
Yeah, yeah.
396
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,935
Is he taller?
397
00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:07,041
At least my mother made her
boyfriend climb out the window.
398
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:13,614
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are:
399
00:18:13,616 --> 00:18:16,551
no hands, first one
to clean the pan wins.
400
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,537
On the count of three.
401
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:21,673
One, two...
402
00:18:21,675 --> 00:18:23,908
Wait.
403
00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:26,895
I'm a little concerned.
404
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,831
Blueberries are rich
in antioxidants.
405
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:30,982
So?
406
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,433
So, with all those antioxidants,
407
00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:34,836
what if I run out of oxidants?
408
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:41,059
Sheldon, we haven't won
a game all night.
409
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:43,461
Now, you either stick
your face in that pie
410
00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:46,798
or I'm gonna stick
that pie in your face.
411
00:18:49,651 --> 00:18:51,653
That's rude.
412
00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:56,257
One, two, three, eat.
413
00:19:05,217 --> 00:19:07,585
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.
414
00:19:07,587 --> 00:19:10,504
Not now!
415
00:19:14,059 --> 00:19:16,945
Oh, ow, blueberry
in my nose,
416
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:19,113
blueberry in my nose!
417
00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:21,633
Snort it down
and keep eating!
418
00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:34,068
You look familiar.
419
00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:35,820
I don't think so.
420
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:39,157
Yeah, I just saw you
on the news.
421
00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:41,109
You're an astronaut.
422
00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:42,410
Yes.
423
00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:43,628
Yes, I am.
424
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,930
Good for you.
425
00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:48,183
How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?
426
00:19:48,185 --> 00:19:49,868
Oh, thank you so much.
427
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:51,336
I've been having
the worst night.
428
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:53,204
I just got back,
and my friends don't care,
429
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:54,822
my wife's sick,
I went to my mom...
430
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:57,675
You want
the cheesecake or not?
431
00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:01,245
Yes, please.
432
00:20:04,216 --> 00:20:07,885
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
433
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:11,322
♪ Till touchdown brings me
'round again to find ♪
434
00:20:11,324 --> 00:20:14,326
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
435
00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:15,794
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
436
00:20:15,796 --> 00:20:18,296
♪ I'm a rocket man. ♪
437
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,469
Perfect.
438
00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:30,669
== sync, corrected by elderman ==