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Howard's capsule
should be reentering
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the atmosphere any minute.
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It'll be good to have him back.
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The Fantastic Four reunited!
(chuckles)
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Yeah, you had a good
run, Fake Wolowitz.
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We'll remember you
with nostalgic fondness.
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The way we do the dial-up modem,
the VHS tape, or...
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or Leonard's gym membership.
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We're not kicking him out.
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Stuart and I have
become good friends.
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Okay, one vote for,
one vote against.
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Leonard, you're the tiebreaker.
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I don't have a problem
with Stuart.
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Besides, he gives us
a 20% discount
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at his comic book store.
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Well, I don't sell my
friendship that cheaply.
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I can go 30.
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Welcome aboard, old chum.
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Okay, the NASA Web site says
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Howard's final
descent has begun.
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(sighs)
He left a boy,
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he returns a boy-sized hero.
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(Wolowitz screaming)
(loud rumbling)
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Loops, calm down!
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♪ Baruch atah,
Adonai, Eloheinu ♪
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♪ Melech haolam, hamotzi ♪
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♪ Lechem min haaretz... ♪
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What's that?
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The Jewish prayer
for eating bread!
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(laughs): We don't have one
for falling out of space!
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(booming)
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(gasps)
(rumbling stops)
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We did it!
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(laughing): We're on the ground!
We survived!
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That was just the parachute.
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We still have another
six miles to go.
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(screaming)
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x04 ♪
The Re-Entry Minimization
Original Air Date on October 18, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Waiting for my husband.
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That's nice.
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He's coming back
from outer space.
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I think this flight's
coming from Houston.
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No, I mean, he...
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Never mind.
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BERNADETTE:
There he is! Howie!
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(reporters shouting "Howie!")
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Howie!
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Whoa, thank you.
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Great to be back on Earth.
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Uh, I think they're
here for me, Ringo.
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- Howie!
- Howie!
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Mr. Mandel, I'm your driver.
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Oh, thanks.
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Here you go.
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That nut job was telling
everybody on the plane
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he's an astronaut.
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I missed you so much!
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(laughs)
I missed you, too.
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(chuckle)
Oh...
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Where are the guys?
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Oh, it's just me.
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Oh, I get it.
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They're waiting back home
with a big surprise party.
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Don't worry, I can
act surprised.
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(gasps)
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No, I told them they could
have you tomorrow night.
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Tonight, you belong to me.
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(loud sneeze)
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(groans)
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(giggles)
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Gesundheit.
You okay?
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I am now that you're back.
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Come on, let's go home
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so I can tear off
those little pants.
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Great. Just keep in mind
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astronauts lose a lot of
muscle tone in space,
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so you might have to do
most of the heavy lifting. (laughs)
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You know, I am
very disappointed
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that I won't be able
to celebrate
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Howard's accomplishment tonight.
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Me, too.
But we'll see him tomorrow.
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Yes, it's just that
in all the years I've known him,
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he's never had the opportunity
to receive my admiration.
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I was excited to see
the look on his face
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when it finally happened.
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You're unbelievable.
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I know.
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LEONARD:
All right,
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Pictionary-- what are the teams?
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How about boys versus girls?
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Oh!
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That hardly seems fair.
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But I guess
any team that I'm not on
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has a decided disadvantage.
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- Once again, unbelievable.
- Yeah,
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once again, I know.
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All right, round one.
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Here.
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- Got it.
- Okay.
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Ready, set,
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go.
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Uh, box?
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Uh,
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window?
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Batman.
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LEONARD:
Batman and Robin.
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Uh, Wonder Twins
plus the monkey.
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Wonder Twins plus
the monkey and Batman.
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A gift? Present!
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Present! Yeah!
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Oh...
Leonard.
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Now, how can you not get that?
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In what universe
is that a present?
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It's not a present,
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it's the present. Look.
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There's you and me.
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It's Penny and Amy.
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We're playing Pictionary.
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In the present.
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Oh, my God, we're
gonna kill them.
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It's a quark-gluon plasma.
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No.
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It's asymptotically free partons
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inside a quark-gluon plasma.
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Nothing with quarks.
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It's an observational rebuttal
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of the Lambda-CDM model
of the universe!
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No!
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It's a chocolate chip cookie!
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Yes!
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How could you miss that?
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Hey, if you want someone to
guess "chocolate chip cookie,"
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you draw a glass of milk
next to it.
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- Penny got it.
- Yeah, only after
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I eliminated
all the obvious answers.
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You're welcome.
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LEONARD:
Oh, uh, uh, uh, sausage.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, bratwurst?
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Oh, oh, a hot dog.
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00:06:06,524 --> 00:06:08,419
Penny, aren't you gonna
draw something?
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(chuckles): Relax, we got time,
this is so fun.
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There.
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A solar system.
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Uh, uh, uh,
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uh, um, unidentified
flying liverwurst? I don't...
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Now?
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Soon.
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Come on, Leonard,
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I am spoon-feeding this to you.
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I don't know,
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uh...
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Casper the alcoholic ghost?
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All right, that's enough.
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(clears throat)
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AMY:
Uh, hand.
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Uh, nail...
polish?
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Yep!
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SHELDON:
Wait, no, no!
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No!
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The word is "Polish."
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See, look.
Polish sausage.
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And the-the model
of the solar system developed
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by Nicolaus Copernicus,
a Polish astronomer.
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And then, finally,
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if that wasn't enough--
which it should've been--
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this is Madame Curie
killing herself
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by discovering radium, who,
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although she was
a naturalized French citizen,
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was Polish by birth!
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Excuse me,
the word is "polish."
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See? Small "P."
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Ah!
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So it is.
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I guess we both
share blame on this one.
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Bernie, you okay?
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Yeah, I'll be right there.
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(hacks, coughs, spits)
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Did you get a sea lion
while I was gone?
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It's just allergies.
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Okay. (chuckles)
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(congested): Took some Benadryl.
I'll be fine.
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00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:03,330
(chuckles)
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00:08:03,351 --> 00:08:04,400
So...
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00:08:04,427 --> 00:08:05,774
did you miss me?
194
00:08:05,842 --> 00:08:07,330
Oh.
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00:08:07,416 --> 00:08:09,563
Are you kidding?
Every minute of every...
196
00:08:09,617 --> 00:08:11,800
(phlegmy hacking)
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(groans)
Ew.
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Excuse me.
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00:08:22,396 --> 00:08:25,315
Sweetie, we don't have
to do this now.
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Yes, we do.
201
00:08:27,428 --> 00:08:29,428
(awkward chuckle)
202
00:08:32,621 --> 00:08:34,938
You left right after
we got married.
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00:08:34,975 --> 00:08:35,908
(chuckles)
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This is like our honeymoon.
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(chuckles)
Now,
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hold on to your hat.
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00:08:45,014 --> 00:08:46,988
Oh.
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00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:49,353
Uh-oh.
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00:08:49,391 --> 00:08:50,416
You okay?
210
00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,876
A little dizzy.
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Must be the Benadryl.
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00:08:53,327 --> 00:08:56,262
(chuckles)
Switch places with me.
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Okay. (chuckles)
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(exhales)
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00:09:00,636 --> 00:09:02,352
Now...
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00:09:05,722 --> 00:09:08,607
...kiss me!
217
00:09:14,403 --> 00:09:16,872
(quiet snoring)
218
00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,214
Bernadette?
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00:09:20,270 --> 00:09:22,920
(continues snoring)
220
00:09:23,405 --> 00:09:25,312
Bernie?
Bernie?
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00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,806
(gasps)
222
00:09:26,845 --> 00:09:29,146
That was amazing.
223
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:36,709
You made me feel things
I never...
224
00:09:41,301 --> 00:09:44,694
Well, that was quick
and a little gross.
225
00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:48,932
Now, I know how she feels.
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00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:52,864
Hey, Sheldon, you're always
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full of fun little facts.
228
00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:55,864
Where did the expression
229
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"got your ass handed to you"
come from?
230
00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:04,207
Don't know.
231
00:10:04,846 --> 00:10:07,512
I wonder if it's from,
like, ancient Rome
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00:10:07,543 --> 00:10:09,617
where they'd actually
chop somebody's ass off
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00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:12,660
and then go, "Here."
234
00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:17,490
You know, to appease
Loseroneous, the god of losers.
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00:10:18,512 --> 00:10:20,114
I am not a loser.
236
00:10:20,516 --> 00:10:24,293
Pictionary is not a true test of
any real intelligence or skill.
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00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,871
Mmm, in all fairness,
238
00:10:25,902 --> 00:10:28,640
Pictionary has verbal
skills, visual skills.
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00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,123
It's a pretty well-rounded game.
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00:10:30,144 --> 00:10:31,488
Lot of big talk from a man
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00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,196
who can't draw
a chocolate chip cookie.
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00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,020
All right, fine,
pick another game.
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00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:37,614
Amy and I will beat
you at anything.
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00:10:37,662 --> 00:10:39,129
All right.
245
00:10:39,199 --> 00:10:40,931
Let's play...
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00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:43,580
Physics Fiesta.
247
00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:46,090
Oh, come on, what is that?
248
00:10:46,127 --> 00:10:48,115
It's a game
that I just invented,
249
00:10:48,184 --> 00:10:50,900
in which the participants
answer physics questions
250
00:10:50,931 --> 00:10:52,469
in remedial Spanish.
251
00:10:52,537 --> 00:10:54,102
Um...
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00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:57,183
¿Dónde está el boson de Higgs?
253
00:10:57,685 --> 00:11:00,203
En el acelerador
de particulares.
254
00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:04,260
Bueno, mi amigo.
255
00:11:06,703 --> 00:11:09,473
No, no, we're not playing
some dumb made-up game.
256
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,451
All games are made up.
257
00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:13,126
They're not found in nature.
258
00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,278
You don't just dig in
the ground, come across
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00:11:15,309 --> 00:11:18,343
a rich vein
of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
260
00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,437
Just pick another game.
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00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,887
Why don't we do
something athletic
262
00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:24,761
like go over to the university
pool and play water polo?
263
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,394
No good--
Sheldon doesn't float.
264
00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,201
That is true.
265
00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:31,382
I have a higher than
normal body density.
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00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:34,174
If I run too deep a bath,
I drown.
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00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:36,512
All right,
let's keep it simple.
268
00:11:36,536 --> 00:11:37,337
How about darts?
269
00:11:37,359 --> 00:11:38,992
Oh, that's not fair either.
270
00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:39,907
Why not?
271
00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:41,503
Darts is a bar game.
272
00:11:41,523 --> 00:11:43,556
You've been frequenting
drinking establishments
273
00:11:43,589 --> 00:11:45,655
since you were of legal age.
274
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:49,055
Yeah, that's when it started.
275
00:11:49,995 --> 00:11:52,407
Well, regardless, she
has a distinct advantage
276
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,398
in all tavern-
based competitions.
277
00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,619
Pool, beer pong, wet T-shirt
contests-- they're all out.
278
00:11:57,711 --> 00:11:59,077
PENNY:
Okay.
279
00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,413
Just for the record,
I have never entered
280
00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:02,907
a wet T-shirt contest.
281
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,344
I've won a few, but that's just
because I spill when I'm drunk,
282
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,891
so...
283
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,108
We could go
to the cadaver lab at UCLA
284
00:12:10,151 --> 00:12:13,148
and play real-life Operation.
285
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:16,551
- Uh-uh. No.
- I don't think so.
286
00:12:16,586 --> 00:12:18,643
Are you sure? I mean,
the nose doesn't light up,
287
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:19,912
but if the corpse
is fresh enough,
288
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:23,375
sometimes you can get
the leg to jerk.
289
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:30,085
Hey, Ma, twinkle, twinkle,
your little star is home!
290
00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:34,270
Ma, the chain's on the door!
291
00:12:34,727 --> 00:12:35,655
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard?
292
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:39,205
I thought I wasn't going
to see you till tomorrow!
293
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,721
Yeah, well,
Bernie's not feeling well,
294
00:12:41,746 --> 00:12:43,413
so I thought I'd stop by,
295
00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:46,523
tell you about the greatest
adventure of my life,
296
00:12:46,587 --> 00:12:49,292
see if you can make me feel bad
about it.
297
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:54,164
Uh, uh, okay, hold
on, I'm not decent!
298
00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:55,977
All right.
299
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,296
Woman hasn't tied her robe
in 20 years.
300
00:12:58,317 --> 00:12:59,716
Suddenly she's not decent?
301
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:04,412
MAN: You want me to hide in the
closet or go out the back?!
302
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:07,950
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Shh, you need to whisper.
303
00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,810
Ma, who is in there?
304
00:13:09,899 --> 00:13:11,168
Uh, nobody!
305
00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:13,127
The TV is on!
306
00:13:13,273 --> 00:13:14,630
MAN:
I only got one sock.
307
00:13:14,698 --> 00:13:17,187
Where's my other sock?
308
00:13:17,206 --> 00:13:18,244
Who is that?
309
00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:20,043
MRS. WOLOWITZ:
I told you, it's the TV.
310
00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:23,930
Jay Leno lost a sock;
It's hilarious.
311
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:27,130
If you're busy, I can come back.
312
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,732
Just give me a second!
313
00:13:28,771 --> 00:13:30,988
Go, go, go, go.
314
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:35,267
(window opens)
315
00:13:40,578 --> 00:13:41,835
Dr. Schneider?
316
00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:44,703
Oh, hello, Howard.
317
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,607
What are you doing here?
318
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,117
Um, house call.
319
00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:53,404
You're a dentist.
320
00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:56,755
Yes, yes, I am.
321
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,457
I think he's on to us!
322
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,755
Okay, glasses off.
323
00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,579
Find Waldo.
324
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:15,151
Hurry up, find him, find him.
325
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,999
I'm trying!
Don't yell at me!
326
00:14:17,031 --> 00:14:18,285
For goodness' sake,
he's wearing
327
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,311
a hat, glasses,
and a red striped shirt.
328
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:22,249
I know what he looks like.
329
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,449
Oh, there he is, I got him.
330
00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:25,949
Yes, we win again!
331
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:28,235
How could you not find him?
332
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:30,420
Because he's hard to find.
333
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,922
If he was easy to find,
334
00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:34,980
the books would be called
There's Waldo.
335
00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:41,260
57, 58, 59, that's one minute.
336
00:14:41,305 --> 00:14:43,489
(sputters)
337
00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:46,415
Long division, long division.
338
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,029
Go, go, go.
339
00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:50,429
Remember, show your work.
340
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,314
I'm okay.
341
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,624
I'm okay.
342
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,095
(thuds)
343
00:14:58,486 --> 00:15:00,520
I'm not okay.
344
00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:02,764
Get up, we can't lose in math.
345
00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,386
- 37!
- Yes!
346
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,354
Aah!
347
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:08,603
Ready, set, wrestle.
348
00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:09,985
(screams)
349
00:15:10,694 --> 00:15:12,978
One, two, three, pin.
350
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,253
Mwah!
351
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:16,358
Stop that.
352
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,390
Mwah!
353
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:18,952
Amy, do something.
354
00:15:18,964 --> 00:15:19,702
Mwah.
355
00:15:19,738 --> 00:15:21,238
Amy, help.
356
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,547
W-- Amy, stop that.
357
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:26,251
Amy, Penny,
both of you, stop it.
358
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,804
One to beam aboard?
359
00:15:31,842 --> 00:15:33,842
Oh, my God, you're back.
360
00:15:33,869 --> 00:15:34,772
(laughs)
361
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:35,940
Oh, look at you.
362
00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:37,839
You, you look like you grew.
363
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:40,704
(chuckling):
Yeah.
364
00:15:40,743 --> 00:15:43,137
The lack of gravity
did decompress my spine,
365
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,735
so I'm like
an inch and a half taller.
366
00:15:46,122 --> 00:15:48,114
I'm going to the DMV tomorrow
to get my license changed
367
00:15:48,145 --> 00:15:49,233
before I shrink back.
368
00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,691
Oh, uh, come in, come in.
369
00:15:51,816 --> 00:15:53,867
Oh, I, uh, I didn't think
I was going to get
370
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,127
to see you until tomorrow.
371
00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:57,460
Yeah, well,
Bernadette's a little
372
00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:58,418
under the weather
373
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:02,136
and my mom's
kind of under my dentist.
374
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:05,862
Wait, your, your mother
is sleeping with your dentist?
375
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,674
Former dentist.
376
00:16:06,705 --> 00:16:09,506
I need a new one now that I know
where his hands have been.
377
00:16:11,368 --> 00:16:14,135
So you're wandering
all around by yourself?
378
00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,755
That's not the kind
of hero's welcome
379
00:16:15,782 --> 00:16:17,041
an astronaut should
come home to.
380
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:20,084
It's okay, you know,
we space cowboys
381
00:16:20,095 --> 00:16:23,646
don't do what we do
for glory and fame.
382
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:27,323
We leave that to your rock stars
and your athletes
383
00:16:27,693 --> 00:16:30,827
and your Howie Mandels.
384
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,156
Oh, hey, man, welcome back.
385
00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:37,112
Oh, Stuart, thanks.
386
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:38,238
What are you doing here?
387
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,112
I, I kind of live here now.
388
00:16:40,187 --> 00:16:41,893
Just until he gets
back on his feet,
389
00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:43,353
which are looking pretty good
390
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:46,124
in the boots I bought him
for his birthday.
391
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,207
(imitates explosion)
392
00:16:49,145 --> 00:16:52,397
Ah, he's spoiling
me and I love it.
393
00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:57,633
Wow, so you guys
are like buds now?
394
00:16:57,661 --> 00:16:59,655
Oh, yeah, we hang out
all the time.
395
00:16:59,669 --> 00:17:01,156
Plus, he doesn't
have a girlfriend,
396
00:17:01,181 --> 00:17:02,112
I don't have a girlfriend.
397
00:17:02,131 --> 00:17:03,497
It's like we both had
these holes
398
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:07,406
in our lives, but now we fill
each other's holes.
399
00:17:11,581 --> 00:17:13,549
Uh...
400
00:17:13,594 --> 00:17:17,494
that sounds a little
funny to an American ear.
401
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:18,842
Which part?
402
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,148
Just all of it.
403
00:17:22,504 --> 00:17:23,318
Okay,
404
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:25,874
so w-what do you guys
got going on tonight?
405
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:29,316
Raj is taking me to the
Sound of Music sing-along.
406
00:17:29,431 --> 00:17:31,425
Sound of Music sing-along?
407
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:33,670
That used to be our thing,
but that's cool.
408
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:36,043
Oh, Howard,
it's still our thing.
409
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:38,327
Come with us, we'll, we'll
get you a scalped ticket.
410
00:17:38,581 --> 00:17:40,887
So I'd be sitting by myself?
411
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:41,982
We'll switch.
412
00:17:42,005 --> 00:17:43,805
You'll come sit with me
after intermission.
413
00:17:43,945 --> 00:17:47,167
So I-I-I'd be sitting by myself
during "Edelweiss"?
414
00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,153
No, no,
415
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:50,351
you guys go.
416
00:17:50,388 --> 00:17:51,782
Have fun.
417
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,658
Okay, uh, will I get
to see you tomorrow?
418
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:54,362
Absolutely.
419
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,368
See you, Stuart.
420
00:17:55,397 --> 00:17:57,748
Yeah, yeah.
421
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,980
Is he taller?
422
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:07,253
At least my mother made her
boyfriend climb out the window.
423
00:18:09,498 --> 00:18:13,592
All right, standard state fair
pie-eating contest rules are:
424
00:18:13,629 --> 00:18:16,366
No hands, first one
to clean the pan wins.
425
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:17,575
(both exhale)
426
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,428
On the count of three.
427
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:21,673
One, two...
428
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,933
Wait.
429
00:18:25,374 --> 00:18:26,827
I'm a little concerned.
430
00:18:27,409 --> 00:18:29,840
Blueberries are rich
in antioxidants.
431
00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:30,723
So?
432
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,584
So, with all those antioxidants,
433
00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:35,148
what if I run out of oxidants?
434
00:18:38,115 --> 00:18:41,028
Sheldon, we haven't won
a game all night.
435
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,537
Now, you either stick
your face in that pie
436
00:18:43,562 --> 00:18:46,897
or I'm gonna stick
that pie in your face.
437
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,341
That's rude.
438
00:18:52,236 --> 00:18:56,838
One, two, three, eat.
439
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:07,647
Hey, guys,
guess who's back from space.
440
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,585
ALL:
Not now!
441
00:19:14,858 --> 00:19:16,869
Oh, ow, blueberry in my nose,
442
00:19:16,893 --> 00:19:19,059
blueberry in my nose!
443
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,479
Snort it down and keep eating!
444
00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:24,116
(snorts)
445
00:19:32,056 --> 00:19:34,023
You look familiar.
446
00:19:34,245 --> 00:19:35,768
I don't think so.
447
00:19:36,034 --> 00:19:39,369
Yeah, I just saw you
on the news.
448
00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:41,044
You're an astronaut.
449
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:42,345
Yes.
(chuckles)
450
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:43,586
Yes, I am.
451
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:45,692
Good for you.
452
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,929
How about a piece
of cheesecake on the house?
453
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,822
Oh, thank you so much.
454
00:19:49,846 --> 00:19:51,347
I've been having
the worst night.
455
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,761
I just got back,
and my friends don't care,
456
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,168
my wife's sick,
I went to my mom...
457
00:19:55,199 --> 00:19:58,050
You want the cheesecake or not?
458
00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:02,107
Yes, please.
459
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:08,139
♪ And I think it's gonna be
a long, long time ♪
460
00:20:08,164 --> 00:20:11,599
♪ Till touchdown brings me
'round again to find ♪
461
00:20:11,629 --> 00:20:14,341
♪ I'm not the man
they think I am at home ♪
462
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,015
(voice breaking):
♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪
463
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:18,533
♪ I'm a rocket man. ♪
464
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:23,327
(sneezes)
465
00:20:24,846 --> 00:20:26,846
Perfect.
466
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:33,116
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther