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All right, everybody.
Great season of softball,

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I'm super proud of you, guys.

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And I think you're
gonna like this

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little highlight reel
that I've put together.

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Dunder Mifflin!

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Andy Bernard presents...

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Summer Softball, epic fails!

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Fail.

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Fail.

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- That's me.
- Fail.

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Is this like a blooper reel?

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A blooper reel?
What is this, 2005?

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Do I look like Bob Saget?

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Fail!

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Who's this guy?

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♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
meow, meow, meow, meow ♪

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Look at him dance.
Fail!

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Fail.

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I deserve that.

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♪ Doont-de-doont-de-doont,
doont-de-doont-de-doont ♪

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That was a triple.

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Can't take the fail?
Get out of the fail video!

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My pleasure.

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Hi, I'm Pete.

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Puberty is such a drag, man.

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And I'm Clark.
I like to eat toilet paper.

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We fail.

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I'd like to take a solemn moment
to remember Jerry,

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in the warehouse,
who passed away this year.

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Well, that's all, folks.

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Ski you later, everybody.

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Thanks for a great season.

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What was that?

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That was just normal video
with you making vulgar noises.

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Well, I worked
with what I had, Oscar.

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Next time,
do more fail-ier stuff, okay?

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What happened
to that video I sent you?

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Oh, that wasn't--
that didn't work.

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That was...
not the right thing.

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- Wait, let's see it.
- Play it.

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- I think I got it right here.
- No--

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Oh!

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Forgot about this.

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That was not a fail.

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That was actually
a serious accident

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that could've resulted
in severe bodily harm.

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- Fail, fail, fail.
- You're all failing right now.

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Congratulations
on your epic fail

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of the use of the word fail.

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, God.

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What's going on?

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Nothing, nothing is going on.
Keep moving, please.

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What's he measuring?

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Okay, excuse me,
I'm the landlord.

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This is between me
and the management,

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no one else, please.

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It's an EMF hotspot.

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Oh, my God!

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It stands for electromagnetic
fields generally caused

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by a concentration of wiring
in one area,

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especially if poorly insulated.

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Dwight?

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Um, okay,
I'm just walking into this.

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Am I to understand
there's a beehive in the wall?

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You think I have a machine
for measuring beehives?

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I was just asking
a question, Toby.

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How are you not murdered
every hour?

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Well, I'm not getting paid
to work in a microwave oven.

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Okay, listen,
everything here is up to code.

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Oh, the wires need insulation.

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It's a wire, people.
I'm not buying it a fur coat.

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- Thank you.
- You got it.

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Last week, I finally told Pam
about the other job

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- I took in Philly, the side job.
- Thank you.

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And she was
so incredibly cool about it.

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And now, I just want to do
something huge for her.

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Like if we were
in some biker bar,

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and she mouthed off
to some bikers,

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and they came lumbering over,
and I was like, "wham!

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Gotta go through me first."

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Andy, could I have a word,
please?

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Um, it won't take a moment.

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It's extremely important,

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and it really has
to happen now.

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Fine, I will give you
one minute--

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Oh, please, don't use
the hourglass.

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You have one minute,
and your minute has begun,

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and no time will be added
at the end,

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even to accommodate
this sentence

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with all of its
baroque-dependent clauses

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and cascading turns of phrase.

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I'm trying to adopt a baby.

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A baby what?
A human?

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And the agency require
character reference

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from my employer.

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Oh.

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You won't have to do anything.

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I would write
the letter myself.

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You'd just need
to sign it, so--

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Okay, and fall right into your
plagiarism-entrapment scheme?

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- I don't think so.
- It's not--

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And I happen to notice you're
down to about 30 seconds here.

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Well, then, if I could just
convince you that you--

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And those sand grains
are tumbling with fury down--

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It's not entrapment
if I'm writing--

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Time's up!

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Fine.

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Sure, I'll read her letter,

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and if she tells the truth

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about how evil and unfit
to be a mother she is,

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then, yeah, I'll sign that.

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"Statistical correlations
exist between EMF radiation

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and various health hazards,

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but mainstream studies
are inconclusive."

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That means
you can't make me do squat.

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You better fix this.

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I already ditched my uterus,

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and I ain't losing
any more good parts.

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You people don't realize
what you're asking.

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I'd have to rip open the walls.

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I'd have to shut this place down
for a week.

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Week off.
That'd be great.

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Hey, if you don't want
to teach me PowerPoint,

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just say so.

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I don't want
to teach you PowerPoint.

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Come on.
Just show me PowerPoint.

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- Just do the tutorial.
- You're the tutorial.

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No, dude, I'm not.
I'm not the tutorial.

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- You could be.
- Mm-mm.

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What are you doing?

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Getting my wife a week off
from work.

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You popped one kernel.

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Awesome, right?

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So creed
is that dude's stepdad?

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Correct.

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Well, I don't know
about the rest of you,

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but I'm just going to say it;
I'm nervous.

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I have no idea
what health problems

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this is all going to cause.

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- He's right.
- What? Come on.

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I'm getting older.
I'm losing my hair.

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- I'm sorry.
- I'm gonna grow a third arm.

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I know what Jim
is trying to do.

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He's trying to get
big, bad Dwight

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to shell out
for a huge repair job,

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while Lucky Jimbo gets
a paid vacation.

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Well, sorry, Lucky Jimbo,

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I can live very happily
in a magnetic field.

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Most of my childhood heroes
got their powers that way.

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Side effects of EMF
include headaches--

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Had them all my life.

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Breast pain--

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No nobbies, no probbies.
Nice try, Jim.

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Oof.
Infertility.

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Yeah, right.

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Ah, there's my popcorn.
Can you just grab that for me?

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Keep your snacks
on your side, Jim, idiot.

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- What the--?
- What?

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Some of these kernels
have crowned.

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That's impossible
'cause that's a brand-new bag.

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Oh, my God.

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Andy!

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I'm going to drive you
up to the lake,

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give you a whole week
on the water,

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just you, me, and the kids.

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Oh, can we stop
by that pie stand on the way?

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You mean, "Laverne's Pies,
Tires Fixed Also"? Yes.

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We will be doing that,
and we'll be getting a dozen.

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A dozen different pies?
'Cause that means rhubarb.

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Why would you say that?

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I meant four apple,
four blueberry,

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two cherry, one peach,
one chocolate.

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I thought that was implied.

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Yeah, okay, then.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have heard your complaints,

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and we reached a settlement.

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So...

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We will be leaving the office
for one whole week.

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Nice job.

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In my contract,
it is stipulated

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that I provide
a temporary work space.

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It will arrive in one hour.

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What?

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- What's this?
- Oh!

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- What?
- Bring it in.

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Roll into the future
with work bus.

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Say good-bye
to wasteful buildings.

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These days, a mobile office

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isn't just
for hotshot politicians.

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Now anyone can rent a work bus.

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If you've got a parking lot,

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a work space is just
a phone call away.

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In this age

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of belt-tightening
and less-empowered workers,

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a work bus

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is how tomorrow
gets things done.

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- Shh!
- Shh!

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Shh!
$23.99 a page, yes.

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- Six. Yes.
- Yeah.

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Oh, sorry about that.

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Oh, my God!

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Oops. Sorry.

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Lose weight.

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I'm trying.
Sorry.

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Ah.

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The Pennsylvania Department
of Public Welfare

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pre-adoption standard?

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Oh, of course,
you were adopted.

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I wish.

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No, I made some short lists,
I had a couple of sleepovers,

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but I never managed to get
in the end-zone.

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I don't know what it was.

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Not lovable, maybe?

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Oh, well.

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Listen, I'm really struggling
with this form.

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But as you know the system,
do you think maybe you could--

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Absolutely, I know exactly
what they want to hear.

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I would--
I would love to help.

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Oh, thank you so much.

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Just don't tell Andy because--

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- He hates me.
- And--

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- Thinks I'm a monster.
- That--

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- Should go back to Loch Ness.

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Stretch.
All right.

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How many times do you need
to take a stroll?

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I-- my legs cramp up, okay?
It's a circulation issue.

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Boy, I will hammer-spank
your rear.

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All right, all right, gang.

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Let's just settle down.
You're yelling in her face.

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It's a medical thing.

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Just-- You good?

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I'm good. I--

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I'm so sorry for all of this.

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It's okay.

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You know what they say,
a change is as good as a rest.

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I-- I need to get
to the paper, please.

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Sorry.

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Oh, God!

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- Oh, oh, my God!
- Okay--

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- Oh!
- I'll get you a napkin.

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Can someone get napkins,
please?

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You know what, it's fine.
It's fine, let me just--

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It's fine.

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Pam, I'm really sorry.
I just--

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I'm-- I'm really sorry
about all that.

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Really?
Smirking?

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What can I say?
I love justice.

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You forced me to spend money
on needless repairs,

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and now you're locked
in a prison bus,

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and your woman drips
with beverage.

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Hey, Dwight, I was trying
to do something nice for Pam.

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Can you just help me out?

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Can we maybe take
this thing somewhere,

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00:10:08,677 --> 00:10:10,844
or do something to not make this
the worst day ever?

256
00:10:10,846 --> 00:10:13,813
It's not my responsibility
to solve your marriage problems

257
00:10:13,815 --> 00:10:17,183
by spending my money on gas.

258
00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:20,587
Andy!

259
00:10:20,589 --> 00:10:22,021
Yo!
Toonces.

260
00:10:22,023 --> 00:10:23,456
You're the boss.

261
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,457
Don't you think we'd all be
a lot more productive

262
00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,458
if while we were doing work,

263
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,826
we looked up and saw

264
00:10:26,828 --> 00:10:28,795
the best rural pie stand
in Pennsylvania?

265
00:10:28,797 --> 00:10:31,231
Ooh, I know
I'd be more productive.

266
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,566
- As would I.
- No question.

267
00:10:33,568 --> 00:10:35,735
No! No!
This is a work bus.

268
00:10:35,737 --> 00:10:38,037
The wheels are for transporting
the work space

269
00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:39,572
to and from the work site.

270
00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:40,840
What are you talking about?

271
00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:43,443
You're not the boss, Andy is.
Andy?

272
00:10:43,445 --> 00:10:47,347
Pies, pies, pies,
pies, pies, pies.

273
00:10:47,349 --> 00:10:52,018
All right!
The fat people have spoken.

274
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,254
Dwight, get this bus moving.

275
00:10:57,058 --> 00:11:00,627
Next stop, Laverne's Pies,
Tires Fixed Also.

276
00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:02,862
Oh, yes!

277
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:06,799
Yeah, Jim!

278
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,234
So it looks like this work bus

279
00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:10,937
was a pretty good idea
after all, huh?

280
00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:12,872
Get your foot
behind the yellow line.

281
00:11:12,874 --> 00:11:14,874
You got it.

282
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:17,644
Yeah, Jim!

283
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,288
- Stop.
- Come back.

284
00:11:28,290 --> 00:11:29,956
- Too late.
- Mm.

285
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,593
♪ Shabooya roll call,
shabooya-ya-ya ♪

286
00:11:33,595 --> 00:11:34,961
♪ shabooya roll call ♪

287
00:11:34,963 --> 00:11:36,095
- ♪ My name is Pam ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

288
00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:37,597
♪ I like to paint ♪

289
00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:39,365
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ You think you're better? ♪

290
00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,800
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Oh, no, you ain't ♪

291
00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:41,901
♪ Roll call ♪

292
00:11:41,903 --> 00:11:43,636
♪ Shabooya-ya-ya ♪

293
00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:47,006
♪ shabooya roll call,
shabooya-ya-ya ♪

294
00:11:47,008 --> 00:11:48,374
♪ shabooya roll call ♪

295
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,842
- ♪ My name is Kevin ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

296
00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:51,878
- ♪ That is my name ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

297
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,580
- ♪ They call me Kevin ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

298
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,782
- ♪ 'Cause that's my name ♪
- ♪ Roll call ♪

299
00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:59,218
♪ shabooya-ya-ya
shabooya roll call ♪

300
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:02,522
♪ shabooya-ya-ya
shabooya roll call ♪

301
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,432
Thanks.

302
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:16,135
Playing a little hooky
from work today.

303
00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:20,640
Oh, my God.

304
00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:24,143
Dunder Mifflin road trip 2012!

305
00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:27,680
Okay, now a serious one.

306
00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,549
Hey, where's Dwight?
He should be a part of this.

307
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,953
Has he been acting
kind of weird to you lately?

308
00:12:33,955 --> 00:12:36,623
If by "lately," you mean
for the last 12 years, yeah.

309
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,491
No, I mean, he's sulking.
That's not like him.

310
00:12:38,493 --> 00:12:40,126
He's just mad
that we're all having fun.

311
00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:43,062
Then why isn't he scheming
or preparing to avenge?

312
00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:47,567
He's fine.
He's indestructible.

313
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,871
Always say that a child
is placed for adoption,

314
00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:54,140
never surrendered.

315
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:55,775
We're not hostages.

316
00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:58,811
Although I have
considered kidnapping one.

317
00:12:58,813 --> 00:13:02,849
Oh, and never say that.

318
00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:05,718
I am so excited
thinking about this child

319
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,053
you're going to adopt.

320
00:13:07,055 --> 00:13:08,688
I wish I could just wave
a magic wand

321
00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:11,157
and make you a parentless
five-year-old again.

322
00:13:11,159 --> 00:13:13,159
I would snap you up.

323
00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:15,695
Oh.

324
00:13:15,697 --> 00:13:17,697
Next stop, pies.

325
00:13:17,699 --> 00:13:19,165
Next stop, pies!

326
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:22,702
Next stop, pies,
next stop, pies!

327
00:13:22,704 --> 00:13:24,570
Let's go, driver!

328
00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:27,940
Laverne packs up the pie wagon
at 5:00, so--

329
00:13:27,942 --> 00:13:30,510
At 5:00?
That's only 20 minutes from now.

330
00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,680
The pie shop is 13 miles away.

331
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,915
So at 55 miles an hour,

332
00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:38,418
that just gives us
5 minutes to spare.

333
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,453
So, wait,
when pies are involved,

334
00:13:40,455 --> 00:13:43,756
you can suddenly do math
in your head?

335
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:47,760
Hold on, Kevin,
how much is 19,154 pies

336
00:13:47,762 --> 00:13:50,296
divided by 61 pies?

337
00:13:50,298 --> 00:13:54,067
314 pies.

338
00:13:54,069 --> 00:13:56,102
What if it were salads?

339
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:59,338
Well, it's the--

340
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:04,243
carry the four and the--
it doesn't work.

341
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:06,713
I'm sorry to spoil Jim's
fantastic voyage, everyone,

342
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,081
but we're almost out of gas.

343
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,083
Okay, well, I saw a station
about a mile back,

344
00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,417
so chop, chop.

345
00:14:11,419 --> 00:14:13,853
That name brand place?
No, forget about it, sorry.

346
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:17,056
The tanks are so big on
this thing, 5¢ a gallon extra?

347
00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:18,057
It really adds up.

348
00:14:18,059 --> 00:14:19,425
Are you kidding me?

349
00:14:19,427 --> 00:14:21,094
- Dwight, come on.
- Hey.

350
00:14:21,096 --> 00:14:22,361
Honey, I don't think
we should push him.

351
00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:23,563
Oh, no, I'm going to push him.

352
00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:25,598
You know why?
Because you are getting a pie.

353
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,166
Why?
'Cause you deserve it.

354
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:28,501
And what is he doing?

355
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:29,902
He's trying to drive us all
around the countryside,

356
00:14:29,904 --> 00:14:32,105
looking for gas because he
knows we won't get there.

357
00:14:32,107 --> 00:14:33,206
Is that what we want?

358
00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:34,507
No!

359
00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,242
Stop ordering me around, Jim!

360
00:14:36,244 --> 00:14:38,144
- What do we want?
- Pies!

361
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,145
When do we want it?

362
00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:42,381
- Pies.
- Okay, fine.

363
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,719
You win, Jim.
You win.

364
00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:47,720
We have been battling
for a long time,

365
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,255
but, you know what, you win.

366
00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:50,890
'Cause you are the winner,
you are the alpha male.

367
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:52,058
There you go.

368
00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,559
Alpha male,
go buy your wife a pie.

369
00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,061
Go buy the whole world a pie.

370
00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:58,197
That's impossible.

371
00:14:58,199 --> 00:14:59,499
- Oh, no!
- Dwight!

372
00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:00,566
- What are you doing?
- Dwight!

373
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:01,934
- What the hell?
- Whoa, Dwight.

374
00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:05,037
- Dwight.
- What?

375
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:08,674
Well, now I don't even
feel like pie.

376
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,676
Wait.

377
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:11,978
No, it's back.

378
00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,517
Just drive away.

379
00:15:17,753 --> 00:15:19,187
Phyllis, that's not safe.

380
00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:21,489
Guys, we only have
18 minutes left.

381
00:15:21,491 --> 00:15:24,659
At 61 miles an hour, we're just
going to barely make it.

382
00:15:24,661 --> 00:15:26,628
Go up and check on him,
he's upset.

383
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,196
You know
he's doing all this on purpose.

384
00:15:28,198 --> 00:15:29,864
Please, just make sure
he's okay.

385
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,134
Hurry it up, for God's sake.

386
00:15:33,136 --> 00:15:34,769
They're going to be
out of banana cream.

387
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:36,037
Banana cream's the first to go.

388
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,205
We'd be lucky to get pumpkin
at this point.

389
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,541
What?

390
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,043
Dwight?

391
00:15:42,045 --> 00:15:43,878
Why are you such a jerk?

392
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,748
I'm trying to do something
for my wife, and you keep--

393
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,883
- I'm barren, Jim.

394
00:15:48,885 --> 00:15:50,018
What?

395
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,254
My trouser hives
are void of honey.

396
00:15:52,256 --> 00:15:55,590
I had congress with Angela,
and the child that she bore

397
00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:57,559
did not issue from my loins.

398
00:15:57,561 --> 00:16:00,862
Thought I would be a father,
and instead I am a eunuch,

399
00:16:00,864 --> 00:16:04,599
neutered by my own building.

400
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:07,636
Is this about the popcorn,
or the X on the ceiling?

401
00:16:07,638 --> 00:16:10,705
Dwight, that was a prank.

402
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:12,340
You mean
you flooded my building

403
00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,976
with dangerous electromagnetic
radiation as a prank?

404
00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:16,478
- No.
- That's genius.

405
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,812
That's the best prank
you've ever done.

406
00:16:17,814 --> 00:16:19,414
I'll take it.

407
00:16:22,685 --> 00:16:23,685
Andy?

408
00:16:23,687 --> 00:16:25,787
Who is it?

409
00:16:25,789 --> 00:16:27,889
- Um, is this a good time?
- Yeah.

410
00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:31,226
Perfect time, right in
the middle of a rooftop crisis.

411
00:16:31,228 --> 00:16:33,728
Fine, yeah, let me read it.
What do we have here?

412
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,202
Okay--

413
00:16:38,001 --> 00:16:40,101
You've made this very easy
for me.

414
00:16:40,103 --> 00:16:41,503
It's unsignable.

415
00:16:41,505 --> 00:16:44,539
Oh.
What, is there something--?

416
00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:48,743
It's inaccurate, dishonest,
and, in a word, dong-water.

417
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:51,046
Oh, well, perhaps
I could reword some of it--

418
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:52,047
Here's the thing.

419
00:16:52,049 --> 00:16:53,581
You asked me to do you a favor,

420
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,550
I did it, I read it.

421
00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:59,054
Thank you very much to me
for my time.

422
00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:00,755
Good luck
with your impossible dream.

423
00:17:02,858 --> 00:17:04,292
All right, then.

424
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,870
Dwight, sometimes
it takes couples

425
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:17,172
years to get pregnant.

426
00:17:17,174 --> 00:17:20,008
Really? How long did it take
you and Pam to conceive?

427
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,009
That doesn't matter.

428
00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,544
What position
did you use to conceive,

429
00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:24,079
regular
or lady-on-her-back?

430
00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:26,147
You used lady-on-her-back,
didn't you, freak?

431
00:17:26,149 --> 00:17:27,949
Yuck, gross.
Never mind, Jim.

432
00:17:38,729 --> 00:17:41,296
British women,
famously over-emotional,

433
00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:43,698
am I right?

434
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:45,500
I don't think that's Nellie.

435
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:48,136
- What?
- Oh.

436
00:17:48,138 --> 00:17:50,605
Oh, no, no, no.
It's all right.

437
00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:53,174
Really, it isn't your fault.

438
00:17:53,176 --> 00:17:57,145
No, no. It's--
You were so kind,

439
00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,880
and it isn't anything
to do with you.

440
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:03,151
Did you ever think that
because you own the building,

441
00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:05,186
everyone in it,

442
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,621
we're all kind of like
your children.

443
00:18:06,623 --> 00:18:09,691
You know, there's a phrase
about that in German,

444
00:18:09,693 --> 00:18:10,892
<i>bilden-kinder,</i>

445
00:18:10,894 --> 00:18:13,495
used almost exclusively
by childless landlords

446
00:18:13,497 --> 00:18:16,197
to console themselves, but now,

447
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,666
I really understand it.

448
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:23,171
Well, now you have a bus full
of real building-kinder.

449
00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:24,739
- <i>Bilden-kinder.</i>
<i>- </i> Okay.

450
00:18:24,741 --> 00:18:29,277
And they're all dangerously
close to not getting pie.

451
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,713
And there's only one guy
who can save them.

452
00:18:31,715 --> 00:18:33,214
It's not me.

453
00:18:33,216 --> 00:18:34,749
- I agree.
- Oh!

454
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,651
Oh.

455
00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:38,086
Hey, how did it go?

456
00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:39,187
- It was pretty good, actually.
- Yeah?

457
00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:40,755
We bonded,
we got to t--

458
00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:41,756
- Oh!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

459
00:18:41,758 --> 00:18:43,324
- Dwight, Dwight!
- Dwight!

460
00:18:43,326 --> 00:18:45,360
That's what happens when
you don't get out of the way.

461
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:48,029
Out of the way!

462
00:18:48,031 --> 00:18:49,564
You feel okay now?

463
00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:50,665
Oh, better than okay.

464
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,066
And you know what, honey?

465
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,135
I'm going to get you
that rhubarb pie.

466
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:55,537
Well, actually, rhubarb

467
00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:56,704
- is the one pie that I don't--
- Don't, don't.

468
00:18:56,706 --> 00:18:58,072
Everybody, hang on!

469
00:19:09,652 --> 00:19:12,687
Pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie!

470
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:26,634
Oh.

471
00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:28,269
I changed my mind.

472
00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,705
- Oh, you signed it?
- Yeah.

473
00:19:30,707 --> 00:19:33,741
Not as is, obviously.

474
00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:34,776
Made a couple of changes,

475
00:19:34,778 --> 00:19:37,912
added some sentences
at the end.

476
00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:40,715
Trust me, it needed it.

477
00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:44,586
But, yeah, whatever.

478
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,626
"She's tough in business,
but tender

479
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,127
with the people
she cares about.

480
00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:55,597
She'll make a wonderful mother
to any child

481
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:57,999
who can overlook
weird accents."

482
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:06,441
- I insult you, Oscar.
- What?

483
00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:09,611
I insult you to your face.

484
00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:11,646
I don't know
what you're talking about.

485
00:20:11,648 --> 00:20:14,549
Then why don't you
do something about it?

486
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,851
Kevin, are you trying
to get me to hit you

487
00:20:16,853 --> 00:20:17,952
in the face with my pie?

488
00:20:17,954 --> 00:20:20,388
You don't have the guts.

489
00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:25,426
You stupid, dumb,
doo-doo face.

490
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:34,302
Yes!

491
00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:37,539
Oh, my God.
I'm getting so stuffed.

492
00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:43,645
We did it.

493
00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:45,813
You did it.

494
00:20:59,183 --> 00:21:00,550
- ♪ My name is Andy ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

495
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,519
- ♪ I don't do drugs ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

496
00:21:02,521 --> 00:21:04,788
- ♪ Now, check the style ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

497
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:06,990
- ♪ Of flatt and scruggs ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

498
00:21:20,838 --> 00:21:21,838
Roll call.

499
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:22,873
Roll call.

500
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,441
Roll call.

501
00:21:24,443 --> 00:21:25,509
Roll call.

502
00:21:25,511 --> 00:21:27,317
What?

503
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,000
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