1 00:00:04,667 --> 00:00:06,203 ♪ 2 00:00:06,204 --> 00:00:09,678 - Yeah. - Yeah. 3 00:00:09,679 --> 00:00:12,418 Both: Aah! Wooo! 4 00:00:12,419 --> 00:00:14,023 So friggin' awesome, right? 5 00:00:14,024 --> 00:00:15,024 I love you, babe. 6 00:00:15,026 --> 00:00:16,830 Aw, I love you too, honey. 7 00:00:16,831 --> 00:00:17,866 Yeah! 8 00:00:17,867 --> 00:00:20,071 Woo! 9 00:00:20,072 --> 00:00:23,107 [Pounding] 10 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:25,418 Oh, dude, what's the noise for? 11 00:00:25,419 --> 00:00:27,389 Well, this pizza's a goner. 12 00:00:27,390 --> 00:00:29,127 You want to order Chinese or Indian? 13 00:00:29,128 --> 00:00:30,798 What, and wait 20 minutes for it to be delivered? 14 00:00:30,799 --> 00:00:33,070 No, honey, I'll never make it that long. 15 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,473 All right, then I say 16 00:00:34,474 --> 00:00:36,880 that we go with frozen tupperware surprise. 17 00:00:36,881 --> 00:00:38,481 Whatever you say, baby. 18 00:00:38,484 --> 00:00:42,058 Well, here we are. Another boring-ass Friday night. 19 00:00:42,059 --> 00:00:44,712 - Yeah, it's Saturday. - Oh, it is? 20 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,038 Last night we ate cereal, watched half a judging Amy, 21 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:50,112 then I clipped my toenails, then you clipped your toenails. 22 00:00:50,113 --> 00:00:51,348 Well, our feet are ready to party, 23 00:00:51,349 --> 00:00:52,970 but here we are sitting at home. 24 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,958 Honey, we are in a rut, seriously. 25 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:57,063 I mean, when was the last time we went anywhere? 26 00:00:57,064 --> 00:00:58,851 It's been a while. I'm going to say... fireworks. 27 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:01,741 The fourth of July? That was like three months ago. 28 00:01:01,742 --> 00:01:03,111 We didn't even make it. 29 00:01:03,112 --> 00:01:04,982 We came home, we youtubed "fireworks." 30 00:01:04,983 --> 00:01:05,982 [Microwave beeps] Aw, man! 31 00:01:06,019 --> 00:01:07,790 We need a Saturday night out. 32 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:09,694 Yeah, I know. 33 00:01:09,761 --> 00:01:11,967 [Groans] 34 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:14,158 What kind of soup is this? 35 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:15,826 Cream of breast milk. 36 00:01:15,877 --> 00:01:17,413 Ah, that's so gross. 37 00:01:17,414 --> 00:01:20,420 [Upbeat music] 38 00:01:20,421 --> 00:01:28,374 ♪ 39 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:34,160 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 40 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,015 [Smooching] 41 00:01:38,032 --> 00:01:39,234 Hello. 42 00:01:39,235 --> 00:01:41,239 Honey, look who's here. 43 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,879 Vanessa, Amy's most favoritest babysitter 44 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,385 that we loved and trusted above anybody else. 45 00:01:46,386 --> 00:01:48,363 Hi, Mr. Brinkley. 46 00:01:48,391 --> 00:01:51,097 Oh, please, Mr. Brinkley is Billy Joel's ex-father-in-law. 47 00:01:51,098 --> 00:01:53,402 Call me Chris. 48 00:01:53,403 --> 00:01:55,463 I thought you were babysitting for the pearlmans. 49 00:01:55,475 --> 00:01:58,882 Yes, she was, but Allie and Steve are divorcing, 50 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:01,356 so she is available again. 51 00:02:01,357 --> 00:02:03,996 That is awesome... 52 00:02:03,997 --> 00:02:08,206 ly upsetting for every... all parties. 53 00:02:08,207 --> 00:02:09,958 It's just so sad. 54 00:02:09,978 --> 00:02:11,848 So I was saying to Vanessa how impossible it's been 55 00:02:11,849 --> 00:02:14,421 for us to find a good babysitter for Saturday nights. 56 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:16,140 We haven't had one in months. 57 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,896 But I also told her that we would give her 58 00:02:17,897 --> 00:02:20,001 back to the pearlmans, like, in a second 59 00:02:20,003 --> 00:02:22,274 if it would keep them together. 60 00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,275 Right? 61 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:26,016 - Right? Right? - Yeah. 62 00:02:26,017 --> 00:02:27,621 [Both mouthing words] 63 00:02:27,622 --> 00:02:30,461 Oh, Allie and Steve, why? 64 00:02:30,462 --> 00:02:32,131 - Why, right? Why? - I know. 65 00:02:32,132 --> 00:02:35,607 - Why? - They seemed so great. 66 00:02:35,608 --> 00:02:37,378 [Singing with radio] ♪ you know I'm such a fool 67 00:02:37,379 --> 00:02:39,016 - ♪ for you - [Groans] 68 00:02:39,017 --> 00:02:40,486 I'm sorry, dude. 69 00:02:40,487 --> 00:02:42,424 If the cranberries are playing, I'm singing. 70 00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:45,198 No, I just... I found out Connie's dating someone. 71 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,169 Like, seriously dating. 72 00:02:47,170 --> 00:02:49,074 Some guy that owns a chain of ski shops... 73 00:02:49,075 --> 00:02:50,978 The kind that look like chalets. 74 00:02:50,979 --> 00:02:52,950 It's bugging me more than I thought it would. 75 00:02:52,951 --> 00:02:55,590 You guys were married for six years... of course it hurts. 76 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:59,399 She added "outdoors" to her interests on Facebook. 77 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,571 That bastard's brainwashing her. 78 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:04,178 It's hard to move on. I get it. 79 00:03:04,179 --> 00:03:06,316 To me it sounds like she's got you 80 00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:09,691 ♪ wrapped around her finger, and ah oh...♪ 81 00:03:09,692 --> 00:03:12,198 seriously, I'm gonna punch you in the face. 82 00:03:12,199 --> 00:03:14,136 All right, listen, you have to rise above, dude. 83 00:03:14,137 --> 00:03:16,241 Find somebody new. 84 00:03:16,242 --> 00:03:18,045 You know what, I might have the perfect girl for you. 85 00:03:18,046 --> 00:03:19,449 Our babysitter Vanessa. 86 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,220 She's cute, funny, studying to be a cpa, 87 00:03:21,221 --> 00:03:22,991 which means she could eventually do your taxes. 88 00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:24,228 All things I like in a girlfriend. 89 00:03:24,229 --> 00:03:25,665 Yeah, she's great. 90 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,202 You know, I think you guys would really hit it off. 91 00:03:27,203 --> 00:03:29,407 Cool. Thanks, Chris. 92 00:03:29,408 --> 00:03:31,045 [Over radio] ♪ I just wanna be with you 93 00:03:31,046 --> 00:03:34,988 ♪ I'm in so deep 94 00:03:34,989 --> 00:03:40,000 both: ♪ you know I'm such a fool for you ♪ 95 00:03:40,001 --> 00:03:41,738 we are out, baby. 96 00:03:41,739 --> 00:03:44,511 Without a baby! Um, hi, there. 97 00:03:44,512 --> 00:03:45,748 I would like to have your strongest 98 00:03:45,749 --> 00:03:47,285 and fruitiest drink, please. 99 00:03:47,286 --> 00:03:49,690 And in a novelty cup like a tiki or a Buddha. 100 00:03:49,691 --> 00:03:51,528 Something like that. 101 00:03:51,529 --> 00:03:54,035 Just whatever holds the most amount of vodka. 102 00:03:54,036 --> 00:03:55,538 And I will have a Martini, dirty. 103 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:57,610 - Also in a Buddha. - Buddha, nice. 104 00:03:57,611 --> 00:03:59,582 Yeah, great call on the cab, babe. 105 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,185 Right? You know what? 106 00:04:01,186 --> 00:04:04,394 Let me, um, text Vanessa right quick. 107 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:06,733 Oh, come on, babe, Vanessa is awesome and Amy is fine. 108 00:04:06,734 --> 00:04:09,239 So just phone down and drink up. 109 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,115 And... done. There, drink on, baby. 110 00:04:13,116 --> 00:04:15,588 Oh, there's Ava and Jerry. 111 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,792 - Hi. - Oh, Jerry. 112 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:19,164 Don't... Be nice, okay? 113 00:04:19,165 --> 00:04:21,670 Ava's very excited. This is their first night date. 114 00:04:21,671 --> 00:04:23,742 I can't believe we don't have any veto power over Ava's dates, 115 00:04:23,743 --> 00:04:25,613 that there's not like a kill switch or something. 116 00:04:25,614 --> 00:04:27,585 - Here they are. - Hello, brinkleys. 117 00:04:27,586 --> 00:04:29,589 - Hey! - Hey, the Brinkley family. 118 00:04:29,590 --> 00:04:31,628 - Hi. - How are you? 119 00:04:31,629 --> 00:04:33,532 There's my dawg, Chris t. 120 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:38,211 [Punching sound effects] 121 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:41,652 Oh, God, Jerry and I just had the most exhilarating 122 00:04:41,653 --> 00:04:43,825 hot yoga sesh. 123 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,364 It's the best yoga studio in all of L.A. 124 00:04:46,365 --> 00:04:49,539 My buddy kresh plays live sitar there, 125 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,876 and today he was just wailing. 126 00:04:50,877 --> 00:04:53,649 He was like... [Mimics sitar] 127 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:58,361 [Shrill vocalizations] 128 00:04:58,362 --> 00:04:59,898 Hey, so how sweet is this, right? 129 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,769 What do we decide on? 130 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:04,777 Fantastic four, fab four, or four horsemen? 131 00:05:04,778 --> 00:05:06,816 Oh, we were kind of going no name, like, 132 00:05:06,817 --> 00:05:08,519 just no-naming it. 133 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,491 - Nothing is good. Yeah. - Nothing's great. 134 00:05:10,492 --> 00:05:13,264 Oh, no way! My buddy is the bartender. 135 00:05:13,265 --> 00:05:14,836 He's gonna totally hook us up. 136 00:05:14,837 --> 00:05:17,274 We used to play disc golf together. 137 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,379 I'm gonna get you a dirty Martini. 138 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:20,683 Are you into the gin? 139 00:05:20,684 --> 00:05:23,724 I love the gin. Yummy. 140 00:05:23,725 --> 00:05:27,566 Danny broth, you old frisbee-tossing sack of turds. 141 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,438 Honey, you hate gin. 142 00:05:29,439 --> 00:05:31,409 I only hate gin because it tastes like pine-sol. 143 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:34,183 And Jerry told me that I have a very naive palate. 144 00:05:34,184 --> 00:05:36,923 He's really opened me up to so many wonderful things. 145 00:05:36,924 --> 00:05:39,563 Plus, I love that Jerry knows so much about everything. 146 00:05:39,564 --> 00:05:42,236 - I think he's my satsang. - What's a satsang? 147 00:05:42,237 --> 00:05:44,275 It's yoga for "truth company." 148 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:46,313 Well, a satsang says so much. 149 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:48,184 [Laughs] 150 00:05:48,185 --> 00:05:49,821 - I'm getting another. - Hey, man. 151 00:05:49,822 --> 00:05:52,663 Uh, was there actual vodka in this? Because we need more. 152 00:05:52,664 --> 00:05:55,803 My God, has alcohol gotten "strongler" or what? 153 00:05:55,804 --> 00:05:58,811 Has it got... did I say, "strongler"? 154 00:05:58,812 --> 00:06:00,615 It's been a while since I boozed it up, 155 00:06:00,616 --> 00:06:02,921 and it's definitely working on me. 156 00:06:02,922 --> 00:06:05,461 Honey, is it weird that 'nessa hasn't texted me back yet? 157 00:06:05,462 --> 00:06:07,533 I'm going to text her really quickly. 158 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,705 "How's Amy?" 159 00:06:09,706 --> 00:06:12,745 Oh, my God, it just auto-corrected to "anus". 160 00:06:12,746 --> 00:06:15,318 "How's anus?" It's not funny. 161 00:06:15,319 --> 00:06:16,788 It sent it, I sent it. 162 00:06:16,789 --> 00:06:18,460 [Laughs] 163 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:21,200 Mmm, calamari. My faves. 164 00:06:21,201 --> 00:06:23,840 Mmm, mine too. Nummers. 165 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:28,217 Mmm-eww-oh. Oh, I just like to... 166 00:06:28,218 --> 00:06:30,990 Mmm, hold it in my mouth... 167 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,230 Just for a little bit... Blah! 168 00:06:33,231 --> 00:06:34,933 - Both: Oh! - Oh! 169 00:06:34,934 --> 00:06:36,905 Oh, that's okay. It's tricky. 170 00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:38,910 Ava, please, just be yourself. 171 00:06:38,911 --> 00:06:41,750 Will you just tell him that you hate calamari? 172 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:44,557 What? No. Reagan. 173 00:06:44,558 --> 00:06:46,663 That... That is, uh... 174 00:06:46,664 --> 00:06:48,968 With a passion. I hate it so much. 175 00:06:48,969 --> 00:06:50,740 Ava, you don't have to do things you don't like 176 00:06:50,741 --> 00:06:51,942 just to impress me. 177 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:54,850 What I like most about you is you. 178 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:55,851 - Aw. - Gross. 179 00:06:55,853 --> 00:06:57,490 That is so sweet. 180 00:06:57,491 --> 00:06:59,394 I really hate gin too. 181 00:06:59,395 --> 00:07:01,834 Well, then you should just order whatever you want, babe. 182 00:07:01,835 --> 00:07:05,610 Great. Pinot greej, rocks, pilsner glass. Go. 183 00:07:05,611 --> 00:07:07,280 Did she text you back? 184 00:07:07,281 --> 00:07:08,884 - What's going on, seriously? - I don't know. 185 00:07:08,885 --> 00:07:10,622 I think that maybe the anus auto-correct thing, 186 00:07:10,623 --> 00:07:12,293 like, freaked her out or something. 187 00:07:12,294 --> 00:07:14,599 Why is she not texting me back? What's going on? 188 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,637 Oh, my God, what's happening? 189 00:07:16,638 --> 00:07:17,840 - There might have been a tragedy. - We gotta get outta here. 190 00:07:17,841 --> 00:07:19,444 - Oh, my God, we got to go. - What? 191 00:07:19,445 --> 00:07:20,914 Sorry, we got to get out of here, you guys. 192 00:07:20,915 --> 00:07:22,552 All right, excuse me. You have to move! 193 00:07:22,553 --> 00:07:23,922 - There's this emergency. - All right, sweetie. 194 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:25,425 - I'll call you. - There's an emergency! 195 00:07:25,426 --> 00:07:28,065 'Scuse me. Oh, wait. You know what? 196 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:30,037 I do need... these'll look really good holding our toothbrushes. 197 00:07:30,038 --> 00:07:32,442 Or even pens. Or just, you know, like... 198 00:07:32,443 --> 00:07:35,551 - Chris! Oh, my God! - Right, we gotta go. 199 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:40,095 Scott? What are you doing here? 200 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:41,933 Get your things off of each other. 201 00:07:41,934 --> 00:07:43,737 - What is going on here? - We're just eating popcorn. 202 00:07:43,738 --> 00:07:45,642 Hey, come on. They're just having popcorn. 203 00:07:45,643 --> 00:07:47,046 What are you doing in my house 204 00:07:47,047 --> 00:07:49,452 with your mouth on my babysitter? 205 00:07:49,453 --> 00:07:51,424 She's supposed to be here alone focusing on 206 00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:52,961 taking care of my child. 207 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:54,764 You know what, Vanessa, I've been texting you. 208 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,402 I texted you. 209 00:07:56,403 --> 00:07:58,374 Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry. 210 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,446 Oh, my gosh. 211 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,818 Chris, Vanessa's great. 212 00:08:02,819 --> 00:08:04,356 Wait a minute, wha... 213 00:08:04,357 --> 00:08:05,558 You set them up? 214 00:08:05,559 --> 00:08:08,900 Who's... uh... 215 00:08:08,901 --> 00:08:10,437 I guess I did, technically. 216 00:08:10,438 --> 00:08:12,108 - What? - Babe, come on. 217 00:08:12,109 --> 00:08:14,013 I know I screwed up our night tonight, 218 00:08:14,014 --> 00:08:16,018 but look, a serious love connection. 219 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:17,756 "How's anus?" 220 00:08:17,757 --> 00:08:19,393 It's an auto-correct, Vanessa. 221 00:08:19,394 --> 00:08:21,364 - You shut your mouth. - It still gets me. 222 00:08:21,365 --> 00:08:22,935 Seriously, man, you should, like, 223 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,138 start a dating service or something. 224 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:25,675 This is amazing. 225 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:28,415 I could call it, like, charmony, right? 226 00:08:28,416 --> 00:08:30,086 Instead of eharmony, because it's "c" for Chris. 227 00:08:30,087 --> 00:08:31,890 Why would you do that? 228 00:08:31,891 --> 00:08:33,761 Why would you set them up? 229 00:08:33,762 --> 00:08:36,168 Now you have screwed us out of all of our Saturday nights. 230 00:08:36,169 --> 00:08:37,671 Oh, come on, babe. How is that possible? 231 00:08:37,672 --> 00:08:39,443 Um, Vanessa? 232 00:08:39,444 --> 00:08:41,948 Are you still available to babysit next Saturday night? 233 00:08:41,949 --> 00:08:44,823 Sorry, I think I have plans now. 234 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:48,431 "We" have plans. 235 00:08:48,432 --> 00:08:51,906 Oh, I get it now. I see what your point... 236 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:54,446 [Slurping] 237 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:55,883 Hey, yours is really good. 238 00:08:55,884 --> 00:08:58,720 - Suck it. - I was sucking it. 239 00:09:01,714 --> 00:09:03,600 ♪ 240 00:09:03,601 --> 00:09:05,097 I'm just so bummed. 241 00:09:05,098 --> 00:09:06,566 We were supposed to go to that really cool 242 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:07,769 outdoor movie screening thing with Ava this weekend, 243 00:09:07,770 --> 00:09:09,371 and now what? 244 00:09:09,372 --> 00:09:10,673 Now we're just gonna be sitting at home 245 00:09:10,674 --> 00:09:12,243 watching movies like a couple of jerks. 246 00:09:12,244 --> 00:09:13,813 Maybe not. 247 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,184 Sorry Roger was such a stinker pot. 248 00:09:16,185 --> 00:09:19,356 He will not stay out of the cat box. 249 00:09:19,357 --> 00:09:22,862 No, honey, we cannot ask Gene and Terry for their sitter. 250 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:24,331 Was it in his mouth? 251 00:09:24,332 --> 00:09:26,369 Who said anything about asking? 252 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:28,539 Chris. Chris, we do not steal. 253 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,176 Amy, don't worry, honey. 254 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:33,114 Mama and papa have really high moral fiber, 255 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,783 like Tebow and Ghandi. 256 00:09:34,784 --> 00:09:36,554 Ah, you're right, you're right, you're right. 257 00:09:36,555 --> 00:09:39,458 I just... I screwed up, and we're just doomed for life. 258 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:41,261 Good news is we still have a bunch of issues 259 00:09:41,262 --> 00:09:43,332 of hemispheres magazine to catch up on. 260 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,835 I can't wait to read 261 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:48,341 what the top five hotel swimming pools are. 262 00:09:48,342 --> 00:09:49,844 Again. 263 00:09:49,845 --> 00:09:52,415 And again. 264 00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:55,254 - Well, look who it is. - How are you doing there? 265 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,890 Wow, that is a cute Jean vest you got going on there. 266 00:09:56,891 --> 00:09:58,459 Did you distress that yourself? 267 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,164 That is great. A lot of pockets. So smart. 268 00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,667 How's everything over at g and t's? 269 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,170 Good. 270 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:05,239 I'm sensing a little "but" in there. 271 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:06,741 A little "but". 272 00:10:06,742 --> 00:10:08,244 Bet it's their basic cable package, huh? 273 00:10:08,245 --> 00:10:10,481 God, Gene's so tight with a nickel. 274 00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:12,417 Oh, guys, I really don't... 275 00:10:12,418 --> 00:10:14,288 How's the snack sitch over there? 276 00:10:14,289 --> 00:10:15,957 It's okay. I get to have unlimited glasses 277 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,895 of Gene's homemade coke. 278 00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:20,466 I'll let you in on a little secret... our pantry is stocked. 279 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:22,335 Chips, puffs, bugles. 280 00:10:22,336 --> 00:10:24,473 Gummies... bear and worm. 281 00:10:24,474 --> 00:10:26,309 What do you say, hil? 282 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:28,513 You, Amy, our place, Saturday night? 283 00:10:28,514 --> 00:10:30,918 I have to be loyal to Gene and Terry. 284 00:10:30,919 --> 00:10:32,220 You want to talk paper? 285 00:10:32,221 --> 00:10:33,889 Moolah. "Caysh." 286 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,893 - No. - How much they paying you? 287 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:37,964 - It's not about money. - We'll double it. 288 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:39,400 - No, really. - We'll triple it. 289 00:10:39,401 --> 00:10:41,603 - Five-hour minimum? - Oh! 290 00:10:41,604 --> 00:10:43,874 Well, okay, great. 291 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,744 Oh, hey, we'll get you that recipe. 292 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,580 - Don't you fret. - Yes, on the corner 293 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,818 - is the best place to make a... - It's the... the reci... 294 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:50,920 - Yep. - Yep. 295 00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:53,358 For the recipe. 296 00:10:53,359 --> 00:10:56,330 [Clears throat] 297 00:10:56,331 --> 00:10:59,569 Seeing a movie in a graveyard... Daily candy listed it 298 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:01,572 as the number four cool thing to do this weekend. 299 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,578 So, yeah, we're pretty cool. 300 00:11:04,579 --> 00:11:06,581 Yeah, I know, although I still feel 301 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:08,585 pretty guilty about stealing Hilary, so... 302 00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:10,889 No, babe, come on. We need our Saturday nights. 303 00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,792 No, no, no, trust me, it's a low-level guilt. 304 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:14,529 It's just enough to talk about it, 305 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:17,534 not enough to do anything about it, so... 306 00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:19,905 [Sitar strum] 307 00:11:19,906 --> 00:11:22,844 Both: Oh, Jerry. 308 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:25,448 - Namaste, brinkleys. - Hi, honey. 309 00:11:25,449 --> 00:11:28,521 The four horsemen of the chillpocalypse. 310 00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:29,790 What? 311 00:11:29,791 --> 00:11:31,326 The name I chose for our group. 312 00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:33,397 You wouldn't choose, so I did. 313 00:11:33,398 --> 00:11:34,986 - Oh, good. - That's such a winner. 314 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,668 So, what do you think? 315 00:11:36,669 --> 00:11:39,407 I went with an Indian theme to match the movie. 316 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:41,477 - Nice. - Yeah, I got really into 317 00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:43,648 South Asian culture and cinema 318 00:11:43,649 --> 00:11:46,988 when I toured pimpri-cinchwada in my buddy's motorgaadi. 319 00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:49,626 It's hindi for "car." 320 00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:51,377 Oh, look who it is! 321 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:52,931 Hey, jer. Thanks for the invitation. 322 00:11:52,932 --> 00:11:55,548 - Are you kidding me? - It's okay. Sit down. 323 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:57,540 Ooh, sweet. Hot pockets. 324 00:11:57,541 --> 00:12:00,344 No, those are samosas. 325 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:03,183 It's like an Indian hot pocket. 326 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,820 - Ahh. - Yes. 327 00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,322 How's Amy? 328 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,958 She loves her new sitter, she really does. 329 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:09,862 She's a wonderful gal. 330 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,300 She returns her texts and stuff like that. 331 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,442 She does not "eat popcorn" with my brother, 332 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,007 so she's a gem. 333 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:18,678 I'm just letting her know how good she is. 334 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:19,746 She's a gem. Let's just have fun, huh? 335 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:21,382 Okay. 336 00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,454 [Bollywood music] 337 00:12:24,455 --> 00:12:31,767 ♪ 338 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:34,005 okay, you're responsible for that. 339 00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:35,755 That's you. 340 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:38,633 Come on, babe, I was just trying to help Scott get over... 341 00:12:38,681 --> 00:12:40,850 Oof. That groping is a little skeevy. 342 00:12:40,851 --> 00:12:43,589 - Isn't it? - Right? 343 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,726 Some buttery naan for my hotness? 344 00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:49,901 Mm-hm. Buttery naan for hotness, please. 345 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,039 Both: Mmm. 346 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,381 Now he loves it when I tell him exactly what I want. 347 00:12:57,382 --> 00:13:00,886 Do you want Jerry to suck that ghee off your fingers? 348 00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:03,357 Mm-hm, I'd love Jerry to. 349 00:13:03,358 --> 00:13:07,632 My little birdy num-num. 350 00:13:07,633 --> 00:13:09,635 And then I never stopped throwing up. 351 00:13:09,636 --> 00:13:11,739 Babe, come on. Eyes on the movie. 352 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,644 Focus, focus, focus. 353 00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:20,455 Or... 354 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:21,924 It's not gross when we do it. 355 00:13:21,925 --> 00:13:23,694 No. 356 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:25,631 - We needed this, babe. - We did. 357 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:26,800 [Phone chimes] No, come on. 358 00:13:26,801 --> 00:13:28,502 Ignore it, ignore it, ignore it. 359 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,039 I can't, honey. If it's an emergency, 360 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,709 - we can't ignore it. - Is it ever an emergency? 361 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,078 Hilary saw someone in the backyard. Okay. 362 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,547 Emergency. All right, pack it up. 363 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,116 You know what? Forget the chairs. 364 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:38,822 Let's just get out of here. Excuse us, sorry. 365 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:40,791 So sorry to interrupt your night out. I just... 366 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,695 I heard noises. 367 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,398 It's okay. I will go check it out. 368 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:45,967 Wait, what? No, no, no, I check it out. 369 00:13:45,968 --> 00:13:47,896 Oh, jeez. 370 00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:51,445 No, babe, grab one of the big ones with the puppet top on it. 371 00:13:51,479 --> 00:13:53,882 Everybody knows that a short iron is better for beatings. 372 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:55,652 - Do they? - Hilary, I want you to dial 373 00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:57,388 9 and then 1, and if stuff gets real, 374 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:59,625 double down on that 1. 375 00:13:59,626 --> 00:14:01,328 All right, come on, honey. 376 00:14:01,329 --> 00:14:04,701 Give me some sunshine here. 377 00:14:04,702 --> 00:14:06,438 [All scream] 378 00:14:06,439 --> 00:14:08,107 Shut it down! Shut it down! Shut it down! 379 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,643 Oh, my God. Okay, what are we going to do? 380 00:14:09,644 --> 00:14:10,912 She's gonna kill us. Oh, my God. 381 00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:13,784 Does she have a knife? [Both scream] 382 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:15,888 - Oh! - Hey! 383 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,958 Both: Hey, Terry. 384 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:18,993 How are you? 385 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:21,899 How are you doing? 386 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,403 You know what Gene and I did tonight instead of going out? 387 00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:28,143 A kitten puzzle. A gosh-darn kitten puzzle. 388 00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:30,113 In your defense, you seem like a puzzle person. 389 00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,315 There were three pieces missing. 390 00:14:31,383 --> 00:14:33,486 We couldn't even finish it. 391 00:14:33,487 --> 00:14:37,159 I hate going there, and I don't want to go there, 392 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,497 but you two are some sneaky so and SOS. 393 00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:43,137 I know, I... listen, Terry, I am so sorry. 394 00:14:43,138 --> 00:14:45,040 I know that I have committed the ultimate 395 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,077 mom-to-mom betrayal here, but I... 396 00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:50,817 You can have Hilary back, okay? 397 00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:52,086 I think that everybody has learned 398 00:14:52,087 --> 00:14:54,491 - a valuable lesson here. - Yeah. 399 00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:56,026 Hil, you should probably check your own morals. 400 00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:58,064 You caved real easy. 401 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,533 You... but you... 402 00:14:59,534 --> 00:15:01,369 Just take a snack and go. 403 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,490 Not the bugles, Hilary. 404 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:06,846 Well, you know what I'm going to be doing 405 00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,885 next Saturday night? 406 00:15:09,886 --> 00:15:11,855 You're looking at it. 407 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,568 ♪ 408 00:15:17,569 --> 00:15:21,311 so just help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. 409 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:24,247 Of course, except for the sauvignon blanc. 410 00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:26,816 [Laughter] 411 00:15:26,817 --> 00:15:29,386 - Hide the booze, okay? - Yeah, okay. 412 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,722 Um, anyway, here are the emergency contact numbers. 413 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:33,789 [Dance music ringtone] 414 00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:37,294 Ooh, that's... 415 00:15:37,295 --> 00:15:40,363 What? Shut up. 416 00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:43,484 You are so not saying that to me right now. 417 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,368 She's great, right? She's great. 418 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:48,505 Totally great. Totally, totally great. 419 00:15:48,506 --> 00:15:51,875 Baby, I was babysitting at 16, you know, so it's... it's fine. 420 00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:54,210 Totally fine. 421 00:15:54,211 --> 00:15:55,679 There's no way in hell. 422 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,623 In no world are we leaving Amy with that. 423 00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,334 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 424 00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:02,485 I guess we should go to the club now, huh? 425 00:16:02,486 --> 00:16:04,487 Yeah, uh, I don't think we're gonna be able 426 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:08,224 to go to the concert now, because our babysitter... 427 00:16:08,225 --> 00:16:10,760 Is a living nightmare. No, I just... 428 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,963 - This is totes imports. - Ugh. 429 00:16:12,964 --> 00:16:14,864 Amy, you are going to make one cute little nun, 430 00:16:14,865 --> 00:16:16,466 I'll tell you that much. 431 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,234 So, how about you and Vanessa 432 00:16:18,235 --> 00:16:19,769 just go to the silversun pickups without us, okay? 433 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:23,006 Actually, Vanessa gave me the old dump-ho. 434 00:16:23,007 --> 00:16:25,359 - No. - Aw, man. Huh. 435 00:16:25,376 --> 00:16:27,911 Aw, I'm sorry, honey. I-I... yes, I was really mad 436 00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:29,613 when you guys got together, 437 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,848 but now I just hate her for dumping you. 438 00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,583 I just thought maybe going to the concert would 439 00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:35,518 take my mind off things, 440 00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:36,953 but now I just don't even feel like going, I don't think. 441 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,497 Dude, why don't you just hang here with us? 442 00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:40,256 - Yeah, do that. - We already bought the tickets, 443 00:16:40,257 --> 00:16:42,258 so you guys should go. I can stay here and babysit Amy. 444 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,393 Oh, no, come on, Scott, don't even. 445 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:44,894 No, come on, that's just... 446 00:16:44,895 --> 00:16:46,796 The last two Saturdays have been a bust for you guys. 447 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,257 Somebody should have a good night. 448 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,599 - Okay, thank you. - That sounds good. 449 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,599 - All right, good luck. - Bye! 450 00:16:50,601 --> 00:16:53,737 Bye, everybody. 451 00:16:53,738 --> 00:16:55,305 - Woo! - Woo! 452 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,207 - Woo! - Woo-hoo! 453 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,309 Right? Yeah! 454 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,677 Woo-woo-woo-woo! 455 00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:03,413 Wow, does nobody get pumped up anymore? 456 00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:06,683 No, maybe because they are too busy being so "kewl." 457 00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,418 Would you just take them off? 458 00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:09,853 - Hello, brinkleys. - Hello. 459 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,389 Pardon Jerry's ridiculous driving gloves 460 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,324 that he wears to drive his jetta. 461 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,292 [Chuckles] It's a toureg, 462 00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:19,288 and excuse me for not wanting to get hand oils 463 00:17:19,296 --> 00:17:21,965 all over my sport package steering wheel. 464 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:23,767 - What up, Chris t? - Mm. 465 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:26,736 Hey, man, I think I can score some spots over by the board 466 00:17:26,737 --> 00:17:28,638 because my buddy runs sound here. 467 00:17:28,639 --> 00:17:30,907 [Mocking] "My buddy runs sound here." 468 00:17:30,908 --> 00:17:34,411 God! "Oh, my buddy's gonna meet with mayor villaraigosa." 469 00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:36,472 "Oh, my buddy's friends with the fleet manager 470 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,348 at the volkswagen dealership." 471 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,850 Who's your best friend, Jerry? Buddy guy? 472 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,553 I wish that he was because I'm actually a major blues fan. 473 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:45,722 So congrats. That's not even a burn on me. 474 00:17:45,723 --> 00:17:46,890 Ohhhh! 475 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,258 Are we maybe witnessing 476 00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,727 - the end of Jerry? - I believe so. 477 00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:52,462 - Yeah. - Yeah. 478 00:17:52,463 --> 00:17:53,963 Why don't you just go get us some drinks, okay? 479 00:17:53,964 --> 00:17:56,332 Nothing muddled, nothing infused. 480 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,401 Just two white wines and whatever it is that you want. 481 00:17:58,402 --> 00:18:00,203 Gah! 482 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,538 Whatever happened to you loving it 483 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,606 when I tell you exactly what I want? 484 00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:05,341 Well, it's become relentless. 485 00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:08,978 You're the bossiest woman in the whole world. 486 00:18:08,979 --> 00:18:11,448 God, he makes me so hot. 487 00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:13,450 - What? - [Groans] Damn it. 488 00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:14,551 [Phone chimes] 489 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,319 Oh. 490 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,455 - What now? - Oh. 491 00:18:18,456 --> 00:18:19,556 - Nothing. - Oh, so sweet. 492 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,257 I know, he is, isn't he? 493 00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:23,493 Well, I was talking about Amy, but, yeah, 494 00:18:23,494 --> 00:18:24,994 Scott's pretty sweet too. 495 00:18:24,995 --> 00:18:26,796 Oh, I feel bad for him right now, 496 00:18:26,797 --> 00:18:29,499 sitting there on a Saturday night, all sad and busted. 497 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,534 Yeah, left in the dust by Connie, 498 00:18:31,535 --> 00:18:34,671 and then dumped by that divisive minx Vanessa. 499 00:18:34,672 --> 00:18:36,573 I know, and then we leave him. 500 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,641 Do you think we should go home and hang out with Scott? 501 00:18:38,642 --> 00:18:40,510 Well, I do now. Yeah, let's go. 502 00:18:40,511 --> 00:18:41,578 I know, babe. It's just... 503 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,747 [Crowd cheers] 504 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,882 Ladies and gentlemen, 505 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:50,320 the silversun pickups! 506 00:18:50,321 --> 00:18:52,889 Or we could jam an entire Saturday night's worth 507 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,491 of awesome into three songs or less. 508 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:55,892 - Let's do that. - Yeah, let's do that. 509 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,794 Both: Woo! 510 00:18:57,795 --> 00:19:00,797 [Playing mean spirits] 511 00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:04,567 ♪ 512 00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:06,236 woo! 513 00:19:06,237 --> 00:19:08,905 ♪ 514 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:11,875 ♪ mean spirits are high 515 00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:15,311 ♪ mean spirits high 516 00:19:15,312 --> 00:19:16,913 ♪ 517 00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:20,750 what's up, Los Angeles? You ready to rock? 518 00:19:20,751 --> 00:19:23,720 Woo! 519 00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,456 What the [Bleep]? 520 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:30,226 Yeah, that's my wife! I love you, baby! 521 00:19:30,227 --> 00:19:32,529 That's my wife, dude! 522 00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:39,002 And don't try sneaking in wearing sunglasses 523 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,905 or a hat with built-in dreadlocks. 524 00:19:41,906 --> 00:19:43,740 I'll know. 525 00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:45,308 [Softly] Dork. 526 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,744 - What? - Nothing, sir. 527 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,979 Mm-hm. 528 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,784 Thrown out of a rock club? 529 00:19:54,785 --> 00:19:57,554 Banned from a rock club. I mean, come on. 530 00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:59,989 How many couples can say that that's their Saturday night? 531 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,958 Seriously, and post-baby, no less. 532 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,461 - Love it. Let's go. - Yeah, that's pretty good. 533 00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:07,730 - What? - Wait, wait. 534 00:20:07,731 --> 00:20:09,833 My keys must have fallen in the pit 535 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,268 - while I was crowd-surfing. - Oh, no. 536 00:20:12,269 --> 00:20:14,404 And my phone and my wallet. 537 00:20:14,405 --> 00:20:17,607 Great, I've been mugged. 538 00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:21,411 That is so punk rock. Aw, man, right on, baby. 539 00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:22,946 - Hey, you know what? - What? 540 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:24,447 Let's try to take our pictures off the wall. 541 00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:25,715 - Yeah, lets... - Don't touch those! 542 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:27,584 - Oh, got it. Okay. - Never mind. 543 00:20:41,089 --> 00:20:43,291 What's the matter with you two? 544 00:20:43,358 --> 00:20:47,228 You're parents with a child. 545 00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:49,230 I know. 546 00:20:49,298 --> 00:20:51,365 So rad. 547 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,334 I know, right? 548 00:20:53,402 --> 00:20:56,037 You know what, Scottie? We've got Amy from here. 549 00:20:56,038 --> 00:20:57,905 Yeah. 550 00:20:57,906 --> 00:21:00,141 Why don't you... why don't you take my wristband 551 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:01,375 and get the hell in there? 552 00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:03,177 Forget Vanessa. 553 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:06,180 [Playing the pit] 554 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,949 ♪ clean out your wounds 555 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:11,352 ♪ with dirty fingers 556 00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,289 ♪ we'll bury the lie 557 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:19,093 ♪ somebody somewhere 558 00:21:19,094 --> 00:21:22,897 ♪ will clean out your wounds 559 00:21:22,898 --> 00:21:24,098 My guy... Ah! 560 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:27,034 ♪ we'll bury the lie 561 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,450 ♪ bury the lie