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Subs created by: David Coleman.
Resync by Metal Warrior.
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- Okay.
- Oh to the kay!
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- So, last week, Gibby...
- Who's a freak...
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Said that he loves Baggles.
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You remember Baggles.
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Baggles is a recurring character on
iCarly, played by a large sack of yogurt.
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So when Gibby said that he
loved baggies, Sam said...
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Then why don't you marry him?
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And Gibby, being the Gibby that he is...
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Said, "uh, yeah, sure, whatever."
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Which means it's...
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Wedding time!
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Father Steinberg?
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Gibby, Baggles, get out here!
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Gibby...
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Father Steinberg.
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Baggles...
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Ugh...
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I'm sorry... He has a sinus infection.
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Let's get on with it.
Kids have short attention spans.
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All right.
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Gibby, do you take this infected sack
of yogurt to be your... Whatever?
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I'm sorry...
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I promised myself I wouldn't do this.
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Yes, I do.
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Baggles...
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Do you take Orenthal Hayes
Gibson to be your... Whatever?
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I now pronounce you, bag and wife.
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Well, we hope you enjoyed
this freak show wedding.
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Join us next week for the bitter divorce.
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Y'all come back now, ya hear?
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Okay, this chicken wing was only in
your mouth for like two seconds,
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and the bone is totally clean!
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How do you do it?
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Years of practice.
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It takes a lot a mouth
coordination to totally master,
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the chicken wing bite, scrape, and slurp.
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Genius.
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Okay, can you guys stop
the chicken wing lesson,
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and help me come up with some more names?
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Flerbert.
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What?
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Ah, you said to come up with names.
So I invented "Flerbert".
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No.
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We're making a list of people to
invite to Spencer's birthday party.
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How 'bout... "Smelvin"?
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- I'd party with a Smelvin.
- Real people!
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And take that wedding dress off.
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No, I paid forty bucks to rent this dress,
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and I don't have to
return it 'til tomorrow.
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I'm getting my money's
worth outta this rag.
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Come on, we need more
people for Spencer's party.
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Who we got so far?
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Uh... Me... You...
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Freddie... Gibby...
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And?
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Flerbert and Smelvin.
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Ah! Socko!
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No, Socko's on safari in
Africa with his cousin, uh...
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Hunter.
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What about T-Bo?
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- T-Bo and Spencer are mad at each other.
- Why?
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Because Spencer made fun of him
for the way he pronounces tissue.
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- How does T-Bo say tissue?
- "Tissyou".
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That's not how you pro-nounce it?
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Come on, Spencer's gotta have
some friends other than us.
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Friends his own age.
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Spencer's Book Club.
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No, he got kicked out after he accidentally
set a whole box of books on fire.
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- What book were they reading?
- Fahrenheit 451.
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It's pro-nounced... Fur-in-height.
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Gibby!
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So Spencer has no grownup friends?
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Really?
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I guess, since he's always taking care of
me, and hanging out with us all the time,
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he doesn't really have that many
friends his own age anymore.
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Well, I'm just gonna say...
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Dresses are really comfortable.
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Seriously. The air-conditioning
just comes right up there.
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- Hey guys.
- Hey what's up!
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- You were playing tennis?
- Yeah, but I lost.
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- I thought you were getting good?
- I am but...
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I made my own tennis racquet and...
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When I got it out in the sun,
I guess the heat just...
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That's pretty embarrassing.
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Hey, if you played tennis then
you were with a friend, right?
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- Sure, why?
- Get ready to type.
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Ah, what friend?
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Ryan.
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Hey man, can I use your bathroom?
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- Sure, it's up there to the right.
- Cool.
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- What is he, in fourth grade?
- Third.
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Ah, I gotta go fix my floppy racquet!
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Okay, we have to find Spencer
some friends his own age.
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- Yeah. Must.
- Yup. Absolutely.
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So, when did Spencer start playing teenis?
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- It's tennis!
- I say teenis.
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In 5...
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4...
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3...
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2...
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I know you see.
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Somehow the world
will change for me.
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And be so wonderful.
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Live life, breathe air.
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I know somehow we're
gonna get there.
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And feel so wonderful.
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It's all for real.
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I'm telling you just how I feel.
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So wake up the members of my nation.
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It's your time to be.
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There's no chance
unless you take one.
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And the time to see the brighter
side of every situation.
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Some things are meant to be.
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So give me your best and
leave the rest to me.
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Leave it all to me.
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(Leave it all to me).
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Leave it all to me.
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Just leave it all to me.
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Hey, what do ya think of him?
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He could be a friend for Spencer.
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- Perfect age.
- Alone.
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- Doesn't look too stupid.
- Or too smart.
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- Let's hit him up.
- Going in.
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What?
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You got a name?
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Yeah. Darnell.
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Well, hey, Darnell.
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We saw that, uh, you're
sitting with no friends.
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Well, I work at night.
And my friends have day jobs.
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So, I don't have many buds to hang with.
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Well, Darnell, what if I told ya, we
have a friend for ya, who's got no job?
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None.
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A cool, fun dude who could
hang out with you whenever.
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And makes sculptures...
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Out of garbage.
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Sometimes, his socks...
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Light up.
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Keep talking.
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What's Carly saying?
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They got their first friend for Spencer.
Some guy named Darnell.
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Ah. I used to know a guy named Darnell.
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And?
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Ya know, not every story
has to be "interesting".
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Now let's try to find him another one.
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Right. A cool friend for Spencer.
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What about him?
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Psh, no way.
He's wearing his towel like a woman.
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No dude should do that.
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So, did you return your wedding dress?
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Nah. I called the guys, they're
gonna lemme keep it one more day.
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Awesome.
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He looks all right.
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Yeah... That's how ya wear a towel.
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Come on.
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Uh, excuse us.
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Yes. Excuse us.
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What ya guys need?
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Take a look at this guy.
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Yeah. How would you like
to be friends with him?
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You know you would.
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Hey, what time you wanna start the party?
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I dunno. I'll text Jennifer and see
what time she wants to start it.
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There's two guys.
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Yeah, I could see them
hanging with Spencer.
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Oh great, Cilantro.
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Oh, yeah, let's not get any Cilantro.
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How come?
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Jennifer doesn't like it.
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What?
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Why do you have to get your
girlfriend's approval for everything?
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I don't have to get
Jennifer's approval for...
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You love Cilantro, man!
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You and me, we've been eating
Cilantro together since prison!
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Now your dumb girlfriend comes
in and ruins the whole...
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Don't you call Jennifer dumb!
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Ya know what?
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You can just get yourself
another best friend.
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Okay!
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Maybe I will!
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My older brother...
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Loves Cilantro.
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Loves it...
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Hey hey...
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What?
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That guy who just went in that stall,
perfect grownup friend for Spencer.
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Yeah, but Carly says we
already have enough.
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- Oh, one more won't hurt.
- Ok well, what are you...
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Don't go into the...
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- Who are you?
- Gibby.
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- You want a cool friend?
- Get outta here!
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Just gimme 10 minutes to tell you
about this guy named Spencer.
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- No!
- No! He's an artist. He has great hair...
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He plays teenis, I mean...
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Oh come on. Stupid soap.
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Here ya go, Sir. Put your hands out.
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Thank you. Appreciate it.
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So... How was your food?
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It was excellent.
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Oh, need a towel?
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Ah. Thank you again.
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Sure thing.
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And...
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That's for you.
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Three bucks? For what?
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You're the men's room attendant, right?
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Yes.
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I am the men's room attendant.
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That is my job.
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Well, take care.
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This is the best job ever!
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Yo yo, you guys ready to go bowling?
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- Um, actually...
- Guess who has his own ball?
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You bought a bowling ball?
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No.
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I made one. I sculpted it!
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Check it out!
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That's not round.
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So? Look, I realize it
didn't come out "perfect".
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But come on that's what makes it special.
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It makes you special.
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Anyway, we're not really going bowling.
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Aw, what are we doing?
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We're not doing anything.
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You are going out to
dinner with some friends.
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Game time.
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Spencer, these are your new friends.
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Uh... Hey?
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I uh, I brought you some Cilantro.
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And so this reporter from CNN
asks the Senator, he goes...
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"Well, I feel that such information
should remain confidential."
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- Oh my God.
- So hypocritical.
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And that's the guy pushing for
campaign finance reform, right?
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Hey, hey, you guys know who
loves to talk about politics?
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- Tell us.
- Old man belly button.
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Who's that?
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I'll introduce ya to him.
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Whoa!
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I'll tell ya about politics.
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Oh! Ut-oh!
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But first. I think I'm gonna sneeze.
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Ah-choo!
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Now watch, I can make him gag.
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Right?
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- I think he's having a good time.
- Yeah.
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Man, I'm starving, where's our waiter?
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Over there, being weird.
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Ah. Ah.
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Ah.
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Aw, he's not that weird.
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Uh, did you hear him take our order?
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"What? You want a cheeseburger?"
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"Okay, I'll get you a cheeseburger."
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"With cheese on it."
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Yeah, and when I asked for
chili fries, he was all...
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"What? Chili fries?
Sure, we have chili fries."
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"Why do..."
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Hello.
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You making fun of me?
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No. No, I was not.
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I think you were.
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- Was I making fun of him?
- Yes.
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00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,650
Sam!
264
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:36,610
Look, we just want our food.
265
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:40,340
Sure. I'll get ya, your food.
266
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,740
- Uh-oh.
- What?
267
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:47,200
He is gonna do something bad to your food.
268
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,420
No he is not. Carly?
269
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,760
He is not gonna do something
bad to Freddie's food.
270
00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,000
Mm-kay. Enjoy your chili fries.
271
00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:57,040
- I will.
- After he blows his nose on them.
272
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,570
Dang it, Sam...
273
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,930
- Hey, where's Gibby?
- In the men's room.
274
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,490
- Doing what?
- Working.
275
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,700
Here's a paper towel for ya...
276
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,680
And...
277
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,040
A meatball.
278
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,050
Okay.
279
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:29,900
- Later.
- Whoa whoa whoa... Ahem ahem.
280
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:32,930
Oh, sorry. Um...
281
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,090
I don't have any money.
282
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,850
You got a watch.
283
00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,440
Thank you for using my toilet.
284
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:48,330
- I think it's going well.
- Mmmmm, I dunno.
285
00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,040
Spencer's not looking too happy.
286
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:53,670
So before I could move here to
Seattle, I had to sell my condo.
287
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,230
Hey!
288
00:16:55,230 --> 00:16:57,980
Any you guys play Zombie Death Squad?
289
00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,780
My gamer tag is Buju.
290
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:04,490
I made that up in the shower.
I was just washing me, and boom...
291
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,030
Popped into my head... Buju!
292
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,940
Woo!
293
00:17:11,580 --> 00:17:13,310
- Hey.
- What?
294
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,670
Where were you a minute ago?
295
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,800
Outside. In the alley.
296
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,560
With a customer's chili fries?
297
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,540
Maybe.
298
00:17:24,330 --> 00:17:27,150
Who are they for?
299
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:32,210
Table nine.
The iCarly boy who made fun of me.
300
00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,220
Where's my coffee?
301
00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,330
Just a second!
302
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,130
Hey, I'm still waiting on my chili fries!
303
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,410
All right!
304
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,090
Seriously, if you guys enjoy live theater.
305
00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:50,200
You've got to see The
Seagull at The Chumley.
306
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,530
Oh, I love the Chumley Theater.
307
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:56,660
Hey. Hey. You guys have seen the
new Eddie Murphy movie, right?
308
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,210
Kanga-fat?!
309
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,950
He buys a kangaroo and he wears a fat suit!
310
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,920
I hear they considered calling it Fataroo!
311
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,740
Both good options.
312
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,750
That movie is for children.
313
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:17,090
And idiots.
314
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:19,130
I write poetry.
315
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,930
Oh!
316
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,470
Your chili fries.
317
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,480
- About time.
- Really.
318
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,270
Oh God, those look good.
319
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,190
Ow! What the hey?!
320
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,480
You said you didn't want chili fries.
321
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,110
Yeah, because I thought my nachos were
gonna come out at the same time...
322
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,330
You can't change your mind!
323
00:18:33,330 --> 00:18:35,410
These are for us.
324
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:38,830
You guys... Are so mean...
325
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,920
And boring!
326
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,660
Well, you're childish.
327
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,940
I am not!
328
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,370
Mm mm. Good chili fries.
329
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,350
Carly!
330
00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,910
- What?!
- I don't like those guys!
331
00:18:57,910 --> 00:18:59,860
- Just give them a chance to...
- No!
332
00:18:59,860 --> 00:19:02,760
They're dull and un-fun and
they talk about politics,
333
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:07,130
and taxes, and live
theater and I hate them!
334
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:11,630
- But you need friends your own age.
- I do not!
335
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:15,350
Aw, come here. Come here baby.
336
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,060
- It's okay, it's okay...
- Yeah...
337
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:24,190
It's okay.
338
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,950
Oh my God! Oh my God, it's iCarly!
339
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:32,980
It's iCarly! Hi! Hi! Hey. I love you!
340
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:35,110
Hi. I love you.
I'm your biggest fan in the world!
341
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:37,190
- I'm Carly's bro.
- Oh my God! Oh my God!
342
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,470
- Nice meeting you.
- I need pics. I need your picture now.
343
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:43,960
I need pic. All right. All right.
Smile! You're my favorite! Smile!
344
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:48,170
- Okay. Oh God! Oh my God!
- Hey, you're on my lap!
345
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:51,530
Oh my God!... You. Smile!
346
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,440
You're insane.
347
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,110
- Where's Gibby?!?!
- Oh, he's in the men's room working...
348
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:58,870
Oh my God Gibby!
349
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,860
Gibby!
350
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,370
Oh my God meatballs!
351
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:10,830
Ah, Gibbeh...
352
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:15,030
I met Gibby! I touched Gibby! Oh my God!
353
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,960
No! No! No! No! No!
354
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,790
I love you, iCarly!
355
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:30,560
Ugh, these chili fries. They taste weird.
356
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,970
I... I don't feel so good.
357
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:38,290
I think... I think I'm gonna be sick.
358
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:48,950
How you fellas doing tonight?
359
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:53,400
Ah, when you're done in there,
I got meatballs for ya.
360
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,660
Yeah. Hot, juicy meatballs.
361
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:05,460
Oh, and here's a little soothing music,
while ya handle your business.
362
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:11,040
Lovin' you...
363
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:16,890
Is my favorite thing to do.
364
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:19,980
And if you'll be mine...
365
00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:24,850
Till the end of all time...
366
00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:32,440
My heart will sing the
sweetest part of this song.
367
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,160
Oh love...
368
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,320
Gibbeh...
369
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:47,350
For he's a jolly good Spencer.
370
00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:51,250
For he's a jolly good Spencer...
371
00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:54,640
My feet are swollen!
372
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,390
Where are my pills?!?!
373
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,750
- All right. Come on. Let's go.
- Okay, okay, okay... Ready?
374
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,520
All right.
375
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,880
- Woo! Yeah.
- Yeah baby.
376
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:10,680
- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks, kid.
377
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,630
And Happy Birthday old man belly button!
378
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:15,330
Thank you Carly!
379
00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:18,080
Okay okay, let's eat this sucka.
380
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,450
Giant Spaghetti Taco time!
381
00:22:20,450 --> 00:22:23,630
Grande espagueti tacola!
382
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:26,250
No! No.
383
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:31,570
It's my birthday, and I
say that before we eat...
384
00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:34,470
We play Jamaican laser tag!
385
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,120
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
386
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,660
- Dreads on...
- Yup.
387
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,540
Laser weapons, mon!
388
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:46,180
Let's go, mon!
389
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:51,330
- Look out mon!
- Me lasa!
390
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,700
Ha, ya missed me!
391
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,280
Pyoo pyoo mon!
392
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,830
Hoppy birthday, mon!
393
00:22:58,830 --> 00:23:01,890
I'll blast ya mutha!
394
00:23:02,900 --> 00:23:06,060
Ya be shootin' like a woman!
395
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:09,010
Ya lasered me nose!
396
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:14,910
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