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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ What's the matter? ♪
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♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
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♪ What's the matter? ♪
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♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
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♪ Oh, your love
is never good enough ♪
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♪ Oh, your love is lost on me ♪
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Rest of the place
is clear.
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Yeah. Uh...
no ID on this one.
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Um... and no clue
who is painted on the walls.
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Well, whatever happened,
looks like we missed it.
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Yeah. Great.
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Wait a second.
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What the hell?
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♪ Supernatural 8x04 ♪
Bitten
Original Air Date on October 24, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Never good enough ♪
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Hey, Christopher Nolan.
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Yeah?
Lens cap.
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Oh, crap. Damn.
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Strong work, genius.
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Dude, I have no idea
what to make this movie about.
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And I'm, like --
I'm A/V Club President,
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so, you know,
it's got to be good.
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Here. Give me that.
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I'll tell you what
you're gonna make it about.
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You're gonna make it?
Okay.
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In a world where nothing
is what it seems...
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...one brave, shockingly
handsome, virile young man
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and his faithful,
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learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Oh, no.
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...must battle through waves
of cybernetic asshats
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in order to sexually liberate
the women of --
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Okay. Give me that.
Give me that.
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Oh, please.
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I bet at least one of these
girls would let you partake
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in their awkward-guy
experimental phase.
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What? These girls?
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Yep.
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Okay. #fails.
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Homeschooled.
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Secretly in love
with her roommate.
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Listens to country music.
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Oh, dude, dude.
12:00, blonde.
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Yeah.
Wait. Is she -- oh, crap, crap.
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Dude, take it, take it. Just take it.
I don't want to take it.
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Were you just filming me?
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No.
Uh, I wouldn't do that.
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Does it have
the new firmware?
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Uh, yes. Yes, it does.
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How's it handle?
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You tell me.
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Well,
your settings are way off.
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Oh, I-I like the way
the colors --
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you probably don't care
about that.
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Yeah, so,
you weren't checking me out?
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Well, I do have a thing
for beautiful women
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who respect their privacy.
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Uh, dick move on my part.
I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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I have a thing
for guys with cool cameras.
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Hey.
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No, no, no.
Look, it's a great movie,
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but of the two, I-I prefer
"Last Year at Marienbad."
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You know?
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Yeah.
It's a classic.
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Yeah. How do you like
that lens?
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It's good. Yeah, yeah.
It's lighter for sure.
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It's good.
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You know, uh, Michael knows
nothing about cameras, right?
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Yeah. But, uh,
I'm teaching him.
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Teaching who?
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Oh, my boyfriend.
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He's, uh, big, tall,
and handsome.
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Mm. Sounds delish.
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Yeah,
you should totally meet him.
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
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Let's see.
Five years from now?
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Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.
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Nothing corporate,
something, uh...
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something green,
you know?
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Green is good.
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Hippie.
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Oh, shut up.
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Oh, geez.
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Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO
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or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.
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That'd be cool.
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Double hippie.
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Whatever.
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I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean
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with my beautiful girl
by my side.
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Aww... sap.
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And you can come, too.
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Nice. See what you
just did there?
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...Display of that,
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let's make sure we put
our hand up first next time.
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All right, brains, let's get
our pens and pencils out.
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It's time for notes.
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So, let's turn our attention
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to our cruelly nicknamed friend
Piggy.
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He uses his glasses
to create fire, the sun dial.
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He's also rational.
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He inhabits rational thought
on the island.
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What'd I miss?
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Just another pitch-perfect
lecture from Professor Ludensky.
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Yeah.
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Do you know Simon
was a Christ figure?
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Yeah.
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No.
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Please tell me
you taped it.
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Come on.
Who loves you?
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Aww.
I wish I could quit you.
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Yeah, right. Yeah.
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Oh, hey.
Watch it, asshat!
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What'd you call me?
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Come on. Let's move.
I want to see it.
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Let's go.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, can you shoot
some of this for my movie?
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Is that legal?
Who cares?
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Yeah,
that's not good.
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Someone got murdered
on campus?
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You guys live two blocks
from here.
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Look, look, look.
Starsky and Hutch.
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Rizzoli and Isles.
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Special Agent Rose, and
this is Special Agent Hudson.
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What the hell are you guys
doing here?
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Our jobs. You want to tell us
what's going on?
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Whatever you say, boss.
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Got a call from a woman
that lives upstairs.
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Said, uh,
she heard an attack,
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came down,
found her neighbor here.
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Jacob Carter.
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Who'd he say?
Uh, Jacob Carter?
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I don't know.
Well, is the witness still home?
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Sure is. She's not
the most reliable type.
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She said she heard
some kind of growl,
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like there was a coyote
down here.
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Awesome.
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So, the FBI is here.
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Your neighbor got murdered,
but you're totally cool.
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No. It's not --
it's not that I'm cool.
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It's just that,
like...I mean,
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that it's good
that the FBI are here, right?
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That -- that is
so annoyingly logical.
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Hey, baby. Listen.
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♪ Oh, your love is lost on me ♪
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Oh. It's pretty.
What is it?
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It's the song that was playing
when we first met.
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Aww. You are so
disgustingly sweet.
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You ready?
Yeah.
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- Cool. I got to go.
- What?
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So, you just foam the runway
with our song
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and then you got to
head out the door?
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I promised I'd help him test
the new cameras.
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Don't give me that crap.
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I know you two idiots
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are gonna go shoot cut scenes
for "Jackass."
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Come on.
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We both know he has nobody else
to do this with. Rain check.
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Whatever.
You're dead to me.
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Mm.
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Do something cool.
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Dude, this tree is awesome.
Hang on.
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Maybe I could -- maybe I
could... get upside down and --
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No, no, I said cool.
Ha ha.
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This is stupid.
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Can you get --
can you see me?
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Gonna try and get --
is this cool?
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'Cause, man,
it feels pretty cool.
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It's like "Dumb & Dumber 3."
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Ha ha ha. Okay.
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Wait, dude, dude, dude, dude.
What?
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Turn around. Turn around.
What?
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Turn. It's those FBI guys.
What?
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Help -- help me down this tree.
Help me out of the tree.
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Oh, all right.
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Well, thank you, guys,
very much for your help.
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You're free to go.
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All right.
There is not a case.
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There is a case here.
You're rusty.
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We just got to dig
a little deeper. Come on.
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Dude, it's so crazy.
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Is it just me
or are you getting
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a workplace-romance vibe
from those two?
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Let's go.
Yeah.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Come here, come here. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.
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What?
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Yes.
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D-bags
mating in the wild.
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Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
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Oh!
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Stop.
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Stop!
Hey!
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Strike three. You're a dick.
Come on!
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What's your problem?!
This is gonna look great on YouTube.
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Oh. Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
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Hey!
What the hell?!
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Oh, crap, crap.
Oh, God.
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Hey, Brian, Brian!
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Meet me
at Scott's mother's house!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, come on.
I paid her fair and square, man!
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Thanks for a great night out,
Bri.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Scott, cut it out, man!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Michael.
You can come out now, dude.
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Scott looked for us
for a while but bailed.
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Mike?
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Mike? Dude.
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Oh, my God. Dude.
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Michael.
You okay, man?
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I'm okay.
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What happened?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Oh, God.
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Kate!
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Oh, my God!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!
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Something bit Michael.
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Okay.
Oh, my God.
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What is it?
Is it bad?
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Brian.
Kate.
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Is it bad?
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The bite --
the bite's gone.
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911.
What's your emergency?
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Did -- did you dicks
just punk me?
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Is anybody there? Hello?
What? It's completely gone.
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Baby, it's okay.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Honey, it's okay.
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It's okay. Babe.
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The doctor said
he's gonna be fine.
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You heard him.
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Literally not a scratch
on the kid.
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If anything happens to Michael,
I-I don't know what I would do.
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Shh. It's okay.
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What?
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Baby.
Uh...
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Did you just pull that off?
Whoa. Whoa.
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Okay. Okay, okay.
Now -- now one-handed.
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Oh, my God!
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Stay still, stay still,
stay still.
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Dude, whoa!
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Maybe you got bit
by an alien.
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That would explain
the FBI.
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Or maybe a mutant bit you.
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Am I a superhero now?
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Baby.
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What are you doing?
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What do you think
I'm doing?
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I finally found
my movie.
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What?
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Michael?
Michael is not your movie.
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We don't even know
what happened to him.
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Exactly.
260
00:13:02,064 --> 00:13:05,516
I'm gonna get Michael's
origin story on-camera.
261
00:13:08,686 --> 00:13:10,804
You're kind of
creeping me out, man.
262
00:13:10,806 --> 00:13:14,024
Seriously,
nothing superheroic to see here.
263
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,609
Just a delicious bagel.
264
00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:18,912
Hey, man, I have this idea.
265
00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:23,500
It's gonna sound really weird,
but don't laugh, okay?
266
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,203
No promises.
267
00:13:28,823 --> 00:13:34,494
I, um... I really want to
be able to do what you do.
268
00:13:34,496 --> 00:13:36,897
So I-I think maybe we could go
back out there
269
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,632
and get that thing
to bite me,
270
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:42,603
and then we could both be superheroes.
Stop! What? Are you serious?
271
00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,221
Michael, you can't keep this
to yourself.
272
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,406
Keep what to myself?
273
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,008
We don't even know
what this thing is.
274
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:51,145
Why the hell
would you want it?
275
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:54,148
Michael... I don't -- I don't
want to be Piggy anymore, man.
276
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:57,951
You're -- you're not a pig,
man.
277
00:13:57,953 --> 00:14:00,287
Brian, listen to me.
There's nothing wrong with you.
278
00:14:00,289 --> 00:14:02,289
You've just got to figure out
what it is you want
279
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,957
and go after it.
280
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:07,744
I'm telling you --
you don't want this.
281
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,546
Right, 'cause I don't
want to be super-strong
282
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:13,250
or have a prayer of getting
any ass this year or...
283
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,085
Please, please.
284
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,887
No, man!
285
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,472
No.
286
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,014
Not it.
Not it.
287
00:14:27,016 --> 00:14:30,601
Children.
288
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:40,694
Dudes, dudes, dudes.
It's the FBI.
289
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,778
What?
290
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,449
It's the FBI.
No.
291
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:50,237
Baby,
what are you doing?
292
00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,739
Hi, there.
Hi.
293
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,241
Special Agents Rose
and Hudson.
294
00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:55,742
We wanted to ask you
a few questions
295
00:14:55,744 --> 00:14:58,295
about the murder that occurred
a few blocks from here.
296
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:00,631
First off, did you know
the victim, Jacob Carter?
297
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,299
Um, no, not really.
298
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,469
Do you remember anything unusual
about that night?
299
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,687
Not that I recall.
300
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:07,921
Right.
301
00:15:07,923 --> 00:15:09,756
Well, uh, heard about anyone
in the neighborhood getting,
302
00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:12,476
uh -- getting bit?
303
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:16,113
Humor me.
No, I-I don't think so.
304
00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,615
All right. Well, no worries.
How about this?
305
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,235
If you hear
anything strange...
306
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:23,870
call us...
307
00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:25,872
No matter how late.
308
00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:26,907
Okay.
309
00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,041
Thanks.
310
00:15:28,043 --> 00:15:30,460
Thank you.
311
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,131
So, what do you think?
312
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,782
Well, based on
what we've got so far,
313
00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:37,718
we could be dealing
with another Mayan God.
314
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,503
Ah, that's fantastic,
315
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,138
'cause the other one
was such a joy.
316
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,140
Campus dormitories?
317
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,675
Yep.
318
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:52,799
The FBI are looking
for what bit you.
319
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:55,302
Are you an "X-file"?
320
00:15:55,304 --> 00:15:59,606
No. He's not an "X-file."
Listen.
321
00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:06,313
...So far, we could be
dealing with another Mayan God.
322
00:16:06,315 --> 00:16:07,664
I'm a golden God.
323
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,334
I am a golden God!
324
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,919
Ha ha, whoo!
325
00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:14,921
You guys are ridiculous.
326
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:37,194
I am a golden God.
327
00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:45,669
I am a God.
328
00:16:57,965 --> 00:17:00,000
Huh?
329
00:17:58,226 --> 00:18:01,278
What's up, BVC?
330
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,264
It's Scotty P. patrolling
with the Oak Hill crew --
331
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:09,035
Doug... Evan... Tucker.
332
00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:12,155
See, some animal killed
a local citizen,
333
00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,824
so we're out here tonight
334
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,460
making sure
these streets are safe
335
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:19,129
for all you fine honeys
out there, all right?
336
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,330
Let's fan out, boys.
337
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,998
All right.
Let's go.
338
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,557
Yo!
339
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:33,260
Back off, douche-wheel.
Not tonight.
340
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:36,629
Ooh. Oh.
Ooh, I'm so scared.
341
00:18:36,631 --> 00:18:38,465
Listen...
342
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:41,268
What... what the...?
343
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:45,655
Yeah, I got you now,
you piece of...
344
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:53,029
Why don't you come take
your beating like a man?
345
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:01,872
If you won't come out
and play,
346
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,591
I'll go visit
that little piece of yours.
347
00:19:04,593 --> 00:19:06,042
Kate?
348
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,929
Yeah, I'll got visit Katie,
show her what a real man --
349
00:19:11,266 --> 00:19:13,099
Michael?
350
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,607
Dude, do you think
this is funny?!
351
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:23,276
Come on! Cut it out.
352
00:19:34,886 --> 00:19:36,420
Can I ask you something
about him?
353
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,834
With everything
that's happened,
354
00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,119
are you afraid of him?
355
00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:45,790
At first, yeah.
356
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:48,593
I mean,
it was pretty scary.
357
00:19:48,595 --> 00:19:53,348
But... then,
to be totally honest,
358
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,184
it's actually been
pretty hot.
359
00:19:58,188 --> 00:20:00,688
O... M... G.
360
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:05,810
Baby?
361
00:20:05,812 --> 00:20:08,613
Just...
362
00:20:08,615 --> 00:20:10,097
Can you tell us
what happened?
363
00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:12,817
I, uh --
I ran into Scott.
364
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:15,320
He chased me,
and I think I killed him.
365
00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:16,321
What?
366
00:20:16,323 --> 00:20:18,156
Turn it off.
367
00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:19,657
Off!
368
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,945
He started talking about you,
and I saw red.
369
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:28,850
The next thing I remember,
I was running home.
370
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,669
On the video...
371
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,755
What were those things
on your hands?
372
00:20:33,757 --> 00:20:35,757
Claws?
Did anybody see you?
373
00:20:35,759 --> 00:20:37,792
Kate, you're not trying to justify --
No.
374
00:20:37,794 --> 00:20:40,061
We don't know what happened,
Brian.
375
00:20:40,063 --> 00:20:42,063
What?
He can't defend himself?
376
00:20:42,065 --> 00:20:43,898
Give me this.
377
00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:49,520
Hey, whoa, whoa.
378
00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:50,738
Figured
I'd see you guys again.
379
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,023
Well,
if you did your job right,
380
00:20:52,025 --> 00:20:53,741
we wouldn't be here,
would we?
381
00:20:53,743 --> 00:20:56,110
Easy. Uh, so, what do you got?
Vic's name was Scott Parker.
382
00:20:56,112 --> 00:20:58,162
Looks like the same thing
that killed the Carter kid
383
00:20:58,164 --> 00:20:59,313
got Mr. Parker here.
384
00:20:59,315 --> 00:21:00,648
Wait. Same thing?
385
00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,983
Look,
I-I'm only the local yokel,
386
00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:06,204
but this kid was shredded
by an animal.
387
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:08,623
Where's his heart?
388
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,508
Patrolman found it
up the way there.
389
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,659
Eaten mostly.
390
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:14,462
Show us.
391
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:20,718
Brian, wait.
392
00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:26,724
Did you eat
a human heart?
393
00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:28,726
Did you?
What are you talking about?
394
00:21:28,728 --> 00:21:31,529
What is he talking about?
Scott's dead.
395
00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:33,147
He was shredded,
and his heart's gone.
396
00:21:33,149 --> 00:21:34,532
That doesn't mean
that Michael --
397
00:21:34,534 --> 00:21:36,033
What do you think
happened to it?
398
00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:37,318
Where's his heart,
Michael?
399
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,953
I don't remember what happened.
Don't lie to me!
400
00:21:38,955 --> 00:21:40,371
Hey, Brian, calm down!
401
00:21:40,373 --> 00:21:44,959
Look, I mean, there's got to be
an explanation for this.
402
00:21:44,961 --> 00:21:46,627
Really?
403
00:21:46,629 --> 00:21:51,582
- It was... self-defense.
- Eating a heart is self-defense?
404
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:53,418
Kate, who are you trying
to convince? Me or yourself?
405
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,886
You need to back off.
406
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:59,257
Why?
You gonna eat my heart, too?
407
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:02,677
Michael!
408
00:22:03,879 --> 00:22:07,098
I don't know
what's happening to me.
409
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,018
I don't know
who I am anymore.
410
00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:14,155
You're Michael Wheeler.
411
00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:18,476
And you're mine, okay?
You hear me?
412
00:22:26,385 --> 00:22:28,920
We have to call
the police.
413
00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:31,405
Brian.
414
00:22:31,407 --> 00:22:33,090
Kate,
how -- how can you?
415
00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:35,743
You have to see
what's really going on here.
416
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:38,679
Whatever he is, it's not good --
it's not good for you.
417
00:22:38,681 --> 00:22:40,465
Michael didn't mean
to hurt you.
418
00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:41,716
Obviously he did, Kate.
419
00:22:41,718 --> 00:22:43,434
You just don't get it,
do you?
420
00:22:43,436 --> 00:22:45,186
What?
What don't I understand?
421
00:22:45,188 --> 00:22:47,088
You've never been
in love.
422
00:22:48,891 --> 00:22:53,644
What we need
are answers.
423
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,767
I can't hear them.
424
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,203
Seriously, Kate,
what are we doing?
425
00:23:02,205 --> 00:23:05,406
What are we doing?
Seriously?
426
00:23:05,408 --> 00:23:08,242
Wait. Kate, don't.
427
00:23:09,995 --> 00:23:12,330
Cut marks
on both vics are clean
428
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:14,782
but have the curvature
of animal claws.
429
00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:15,917
I don't know.
430
00:23:15,919 --> 00:23:18,886
I mean, maybe there's
a wild animal on the loose?
431
00:23:18,888 --> 00:23:21,722
Biggest animal in the county
is a raccoon.
432
00:23:21,724 --> 00:23:22,723
Hmm.
433
00:23:22,725 --> 00:23:24,392
Thank you for your time.
You bet.
434
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:26,427
Appreciate it.
Okay.
435
00:23:26,429 --> 00:23:28,796
Hey. No, no.
436
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:29,730
Hey.
437
00:23:29,732 --> 00:23:31,732
So, what did I miss?
Anything?
438
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:34,485
Not unless you want to put
an APB out on Rocky Raccoon.
439
00:23:34,487 --> 00:23:35,520
Great.
440
00:23:35,522 --> 00:23:37,688
Um, the local police files
are not online,
441
00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,740
so I had to dig
through the county records.
442
00:23:39,742 --> 00:23:42,610
Um, 10 years ago, there was
a similar unsolved murder.
443
00:23:42,612 --> 00:23:43,644
Check it out.
444
00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:46,030
Death by claws and, uh,
lack of heart?
445
00:23:46,032 --> 00:23:47,147
So we're talking a --
446
00:23:47,149 --> 00:23:50,484
No. Not that time
of the month.
447
00:23:50,486 --> 00:23:52,620
Awesome.
Yeah.
448
00:23:52,622 --> 00:23:56,040
Time to hit the books
and feed the monster.
449
00:23:58,176 --> 00:24:01,128
They know something.
We got to follow them.
450
00:24:01,130 --> 00:24:04,515
Michael.
Come on. Michael.
451
00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,551
Geez.
452
00:24:06,553 --> 00:24:08,603
How'd you find us?
453
00:24:08,605 --> 00:24:11,272
GPS in your phones.
454
00:24:11,274 --> 00:24:13,507
Duh.
455
00:24:13,509 --> 00:24:16,176
You know, you're starting
to creep me out, man.
456
00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:19,030
The feeling's mutual,
dude.
457
00:24:19,032 --> 00:24:22,066
What else can you hack into,
Brian?
458
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:24,619
Anything.
459
00:24:29,541 --> 00:24:31,626
Test, test. Can you hear me?
460
00:24:31,628 --> 00:24:33,127
Copy that.
461
00:24:33,129 --> 00:24:37,415
Yeah, the feed is looping
to my laptop right now.
462
00:24:37,417 --> 00:24:39,850
Head in, make sure
you're within spitting distance,
463
00:24:39,852 --> 00:24:41,368
and we should be
in business.
464
00:24:41,370 --> 00:24:45,222
Um,
and don't get arrested.
465
00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:46,424
Okay.
466
00:24:46,426 --> 00:24:47,425
I'll do it.
467
00:24:47,427 --> 00:24:50,061
You sure?
Yeah. Give me the bag.
468
00:25:02,024 --> 00:25:04,725
We good?
469
00:25:04,727 --> 00:25:06,944
Uh... a little left.
470
00:25:09,332 --> 00:25:11,065
How's that?
471
00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:15,453
Awesome. Thank you.
472
00:25:15,455 --> 00:25:16,837
Thanks.
473
00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:19,907
Dude, two burgers?
474
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:23,761
Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's
for like a year, okay?
475
00:25:23,763 --> 00:25:26,380
Clear eyes
and clogged arteries --
476
00:25:26,382 --> 00:25:27,965
can't lose.
477
00:25:29,885 --> 00:25:31,769
Hey, check this out.
478
00:25:31,771 --> 00:25:33,270
"Werewolves
that are turned
479
00:25:33,272 --> 00:25:35,856
up to four generations
from pureblood..."
480
00:25:35,858 --> 00:25:39,276
Think he means Alpha?
481
00:25:39,278 --> 00:25:41,278
"...are less feral
and can transform
482
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,398
before, during,
and after the lunar cycle."
483
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,866
Boom.
484
00:25:45,868 --> 00:25:47,301
Let me see that.
485
00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:49,537
Purebloods don't black out
during the transformation.
486
00:25:49,539 --> 00:25:51,105
They can control
themselves.
487
00:25:51,107 --> 00:25:53,941
Some have been able to subsist
off of animal hearts.
488
00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,793
So -- so, what?
489
00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:58,579
We're hunting a-a werewolf
with a pedigree?
490
00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:00,948
Awesome.
Let's hope he has his papers.
491
00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:02,967
Yeah, and that silver
can kill him.
492
00:26:02,969 --> 00:26:04,301
So... what?
493
00:26:04,303 --> 00:26:07,388
Best in show comes here 10 years
ago, ganked some poor woman.
494
00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:09,173
Then when the dust settles
and everything's in the clear,
495
00:26:09,175 --> 00:26:10,474
he just sets up shop?
496
00:26:10,476 --> 00:26:13,310
Yeah, comes for the human
hearts, stays for the co-eds.
497
00:26:13,312 --> 00:26:14,345
Right.
498
00:26:14,347 --> 00:26:15,730
And then everything's
wine and roses --
499
00:26:15,732 --> 00:26:17,481
and animal tickers --
500
00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:19,100
until he gets the hankering
for human again.
501
00:26:19,102 --> 00:26:20,918
Told you
there was a case here.
502
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,405
Now we just got to find it
and kill it.
503
00:26:26,842 --> 00:26:30,478
I'm a werewolf.
504
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,595
A werewolf.
505
00:26:31,597 --> 00:26:33,364
Michael, come on.
Baby, you need to calm down.
506
00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:34,982
Calm down? I'm a werewolf!
Hey, we need to find --
507
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:38,202
the FBI is trying to kill me.
Shut up! Everybody, shut up, okay?
508
00:26:38,204 --> 00:26:40,087
First thing's first,
those guys --
509
00:26:40,089 --> 00:26:42,590
those guys aren't FBI,
all right?
510
00:26:42,592 --> 00:26:46,343
I'm pretty sure that FBI agents
don't say "awesome" that much.
511
00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:47,812
You know?
512
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:51,048
And -- and they definitely don't
hunt and kill college kids.
513
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:53,050
Did -- did they say
anything else?
514
00:26:53,052 --> 00:26:54,752
Dude, they just sat
and talked
515
00:26:54,754 --> 00:26:57,455
about how they have been apart
for a year.
516
00:26:57,457 --> 00:27:01,158
You were probably right about
that whole office-romance thing.
517
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,226
I'm screwed.
518
00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:03,343
I'm screwed.
519
00:27:03,345 --> 00:27:04,729
Kate, come on.
What are we supposed to do?
520
00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:05,946
Okay, you know what?
521
00:27:05,948 --> 00:27:07,698
You guys, you're missing
the big picture, okay?
522
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,402
They -- they don't know
about you, Michael.
523
00:27:11,404 --> 00:27:14,021
They're looking for whoever,
whatever
524
00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:18,409
bit you in the first place,
the pureblood.
525
00:27:18,411 --> 00:27:20,661
That...
526
00:27:20,663 --> 00:27:24,215
that gives us
some time...
527
00:27:24,217 --> 00:27:26,350
to figure it out,
you know?
528
00:27:26,352 --> 00:27:27,501
So, what's the plan?
529
00:27:27,503 --> 00:27:30,371
What, eat chicken hearts
for the rest of my life?
530
00:27:30,373 --> 00:27:33,491
Michael. Baby.
531
00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:44,552
Yeah, okay, that sounds like
a great idea.
532
00:27:49,192 --> 00:27:50,524
I'm a freaking werewolf.
That's a great idea.
533
00:27:50,526 --> 00:27:52,393
I'm trying
to figure it out.
534
00:27:52,395 --> 00:27:54,895
I'm trying to
figure it out, okay?
535
00:27:54,897 --> 00:27:57,598
Will you just
listen to me?
536
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,366
Hey, guys.
537
00:27:59,368 --> 00:28:01,068
I think
I found something.
538
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:04,238
I'm not going anywhere,
okay?
539
00:28:43,912 --> 00:28:46,446
Ah.
540
00:28:46,448 --> 00:28:48,465
A little early
for office hours, Brian.
541
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:52,119
What can I help you with?
542
00:28:52,121 --> 00:28:53,671
I know what you are.
543
00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:20,778
Hey.
What are you doing?
544
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:23,330
We're leaving
in the morning.
545
00:29:23,332 --> 00:29:24,565
What? Why?
546
00:29:24,567 --> 00:29:26,567
Those guys -- look,
they might find Michael, and --
547
00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:28,285
No, Kate, you don't have to
worry about that.
548
00:29:28,287 --> 00:29:30,004
You don't have to worry
about anything.
549
00:29:30,006 --> 00:29:31,539
I took care of it.
550
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:34,908
You took care of what?
551
00:29:34,910 --> 00:29:39,096
Brian, what did you do?
552
00:29:40,415 --> 00:29:44,668
I know what you are.
553
00:29:46,939 --> 00:29:48,589
Yeah,
I'm your professor.
554
00:29:48,591 --> 00:29:50,941
And thanks.
I've been looking for that.
555
00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:52,059
Where'd you find it?
556
00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:55,596
Where you left it...
after you bit my friend.
557
00:29:55,598 --> 00:29:56,930
I'm sorry.
What are you --
558
00:29:56,932 --> 00:29:58,765
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop trying to cover.
559
00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:00,434
Just listen to me
very carefully.
560
00:30:00,436 --> 00:30:02,036
I'm filming all this.
561
00:30:02,038 --> 00:30:04,071
And I've got a hidden camera
in here, too.
562
00:30:04,073 --> 00:30:06,206
It's feeding back
to my laptop at home,
563
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:08,742
so if anything happens
to me --
564
00:30:08,744 --> 00:30:09,877
Nothing is going to happen
to you, Brian.
565
00:30:09,879 --> 00:30:11,829
But you know what?
You need to calm down.
566
00:30:11,831 --> 00:30:13,898
I want you to turn me
into a werewolf.
567
00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:18,719
Brian, I-I don't know where you --
You don't know?
568
00:30:18,721 --> 00:30:22,590
Really?
569
00:30:22,592 --> 00:30:24,458
Well, how about I, uh,
cut you with this.
570
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,677
Brian, listen to me.
This thing's made of silver, you know.
571
00:30:26,679 --> 00:30:30,431
Look, I'm not -- please, I'm not
what you think that I am.
572
00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:33,233
I don't care what you are.
I just want you to turn me.
573
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:39,990
I don't want to hurt you.
574
00:30:39,992 --> 00:30:41,308
You're not going to,
575
00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:45,779
'cause if you do,
all of this winds up on CNN.
576
00:30:49,668 --> 00:30:52,486
So, you stumbled on Carter,
wolfed out, and then what?
577
00:30:52,488 --> 00:30:54,588
Got a taste for hearts
again?
578
00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:56,790
You never lose the taste,
579
00:30:56,792 --> 00:30:59,259
if you're stupid enough
to have one.
580
00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:00,661
Once you have
a human heart,
581
00:31:00,663 --> 00:31:04,548
it's almost impossible
to control the monster inside.
582
00:31:04,550 --> 00:31:09,186
But I did, until last week
when I, uh...
583
00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:12,106
fell off the wagon,
as they say.
584
00:31:12,108 --> 00:31:16,143
You have no idea -- no idea --
how hard it is.
585
00:31:16,145 --> 00:31:19,063
I've trained myself
not to hurt anyone.
586
00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:21,899
I have --
I have trained myself to...
587
00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:23,517
choke down
those other hearts.
588
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:25,063
Animal hearts.
589
00:31:25,201 --> 00:31:26,709
And I have been clean...
590
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:28,872
Until last week?
591
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:37,181
And then I saw Carter alone,
and he was...
592
00:31:37,183 --> 00:31:38,699
he looked so weak.
593
00:31:38,701 --> 00:31:41,018
It's harder
to cover things up nowadays.
594
00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:44,171
I knew a hunter would catch wind
of this sooner or later.
595
00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:47,658
They did.
They're here.
596
00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:50,511
You needed a patsy.
597
00:31:50,513 --> 00:31:51,712
Michael.
598
00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,215
Yes.
599
00:31:55,217 --> 00:32:00,604
The young man who sleeps
through most of my lectures.
600
00:32:00,606 --> 00:32:03,390
I mean,
who would miss him?
601
00:32:03,392 --> 00:32:05,826
Me.
602
00:32:05,828 --> 00:32:07,127
Why are you doing this?
603
00:32:07,129 --> 00:32:09,663
I want to see
what you guys see...
604
00:32:09,665 --> 00:32:11,715
do what you do.
605
00:32:11,717 --> 00:32:14,318
I'm sick of being Piggy.
606
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,336
I want to be Ralph.
607
00:32:16,338 --> 00:32:19,039
We don't get to choose
who we are.
608
00:32:23,211 --> 00:32:25,429
I did.
609
00:32:25,431 --> 00:32:27,965
Oh, my God.
Brian.
610
00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:29,333
Oh, my God.
What are you? Insane?
611
00:32:29,335 --> 00:32:32,052
You're welcome
for saving your ass.
612
00:32:32,054 --> 00:32:33,637
Look, watch.
613
00:32:47,736 --> 00:32:49,102
Hey!
614
00:33:00,082 --> 00:33:01,548
Thank you.
615
00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:06,754
I've never killed
a pureblood before.
616
00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:08,955
What was he looking at?
617
00:33:08,957 --> 00:33:11,508
What the hell?
618
00:33:11,926 --> 00:33:14,578
See?
619
00:33:16,082 --> 00:33:17,464
Problem solved.
620
00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:19,967
They killed the pureblood,
they're moving on,
621
00:33:19,969 --> 00:33:22,419
and we're in the clear,
just like you said.
622
00:33:22,421 --> 00:33:23,804
I never said --
623
00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:26,356
Kate, I, uh...
624
00:33:26,358 --> 00:33:29,760
I did this
to protect you.
625
00:33:29,762 --> 00:33:32,196
I did
what you couldn't.
626
00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:34,314
They saw the camera,
Brian.
627
00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,266
You don't think they'll trace
that back to you?
628
00:33:36,268 --> 00:33:38,035
What the hell's wrong
with you?
629
00:33:41,089 --> 00:33:43,373
Nothing's wrong with me.
630
00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:46,660
You told me that.
631
00:33:46,662 --> 00:33:50,497
I just... finally figured out
what I want,
632
00:33:50,499 --> 00:33:51,765
and now
I'm going after it.
633
00:33:51,767 --> 00:33:55,235
You thought
I was hiding behind this?
634
00:33:55,237 --> 00:33:57,221
I was hiding behind you.
635
00:33:59,524 --> 00:34:04,077
I am done
living in your shadow.
636
00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:07,064
I've always lived
in your shadow.
637
00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:10,284
But now --
now we're equals.
638
00:34:10,286 --> 00:34:12,419
Anything you can do, right?
What?
639
00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:14,922
You think
this is a game?
640
00:34:14,924 --> 00:34:17,891
Do you have any idea
what you've done to yourself?
641
00:34:17,893 --> 00:34:19,860
Well, you wouldn't bite me, so I had to --
You asked him to?
642
00:34:19,862 --> 00:34:21,879
He asked you to bite him?
643
00:34:21,881 --> 00:34:24,197
I didn't, okay?
644
00:34:24,199 --> 00:34:25,866
I didn't
want to hurt you.
645
00:34:25,868 --> 00:34:27,801
I would never hurt you,
Brian.
646
00:34:28,971 --> 00:34:31,004
This thing inside of me --
you don't want this.
647
00:34:31,006 --> 00:34:33,724
Oh, well,
it's too late for that now.
648
00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:36,376
I remember attacking Scott.
649
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,595
I remember ripping his
beating heart out of his chest.
650
00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:40,314
I remember the look
in his dead eyes
651
00:34:40,316 --> 00:34:42,649
when I bit into that heart,
Brian.
652
00:34:42,651 --> 00:34:44,852
And above all,
I remember how sweet,
653
00:34:44,854 --> 00:34:47,855
how delicious it tasted,
and ever since I've tasted it,
654
00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:50,891
I've felt more powerful
and more out of control.
655
00:34:52,728 --> 00:34:54,060
More weak.
656
00:34:54,062 --> 00:34:55,662
You don't need someone
like Michael.
657
00:34:55,664 --> 00:34:56,786
You need someone that
can take care of you.
658
00:34:56,811 --> 00:34:58,116
I can take care of myself.
659
00:35:00,286 --> 00:35:01,251
Let her go.
660
00:35:01,253 --> 00:35:05,289
Or what?
You gonna cry some more?
661
00:35:06,909 --> 00:35:10,711
No! No!
662
00:35:10,713 --> 00:35:12,713
No! No!
663
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,249
No!
664
00:35:23,892 --> 00:35:27,394
God! God!
665
00:35:27,396 --> 00:35:28,979
God!
666
00:35:28,981 --> 00:35:31,865
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
667
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,283
Please don't die.
668
00:35:33,285 --> 00:35:35,586
Please don't die.
Please don't die.
669
00:35:37,622 --> 00:35:39,122
I love you, baby.
670
00:35:39,124 --> 00:35:41,959
I love you.
671
00:35:41,961 --> 00:35:43,994
Michael?
672
00:35:43,996 --> 00:35:45,412
Michael!
673
00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:07,586
Kate, listen to me.
I love you. I love you.
674
00:36:07,588 --> 00:36:10,372
You'll understand.
You just need to see what I see.
675
00:36:10,374 --> 00:36:12,741
After I bite you,
you'll understand.
676
00:36:24,438 --> 00:36:26,755
Kate?
677
00:36:26,757 --> 00:36:29,925
Let me in.
678
00:36:29,927 --> 00:36:33,862
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
679
00:36:33,864 --> 00:36:38,934
We can fix this. We can...
Just let me in, okay?
680
00:36:59,189 --> 00:37:02,591
Brian?
681
00:37:02,593 --> 00:37:05,677
Brian, I'm coming out.
682
00:37:05,679 --> 00:37:08,847
I see it now.
683
00:37:08,849 --> 00:37:10,933
I understand.
684
00:37:14,071 --> 00:37:16,939
I told you
it would be all right.
685
00:37:16,941 --> 00:37:18,974
Yeah.
686
00:37:18,976 --> 00:37:21,977
It will be. Here.
687
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:30,702
No, no!
688
00:37:42,516 --> 00:37:47,319
I didn't finish Brian's movie
to justify what happened.
689
00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:51,790
To be totally honest,
690
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:56,428
I'm not really even sure
if I understand it at all.
691
00:37:56,430 --> 00:37:57,996
I just wanted you to know
that --
692
00:37:57,998 --> 00:38:02,134
that Michael wasn't always
a monster.
693
00:38:02,136 --> 00:38:04,670
None of us were.
694
00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:09,841
Five years from now?
695
00:38:09,843 --> 00:38:14,213
Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.
696
00:38:14,215 --> 00:38:18,951
Nothing corporate,
something green, you know?
697
00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:20,719
Oh, geez.
698
00:38:20,721 --> 00:38:23,138
Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO
699
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:24,973
or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.
700
00:38:24,975 --> 00:38:26,191
That'd be cool.
701
00:38:26,193 --> 00:38:28,327
I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean
702
00:38:28,329 --> 00:38:30,596
with my beautiful girl
by my side.
703
00:38:30,598 --> 00:38:31,813
Aww.
704
00:38:33,066 --> 00:38:35,017
♪ What's the matter? ♪
705
00:38:35,019 --> 00:38:37,686
♪ what's the matter with you
lately? ♪
706
00:38:37,688 --> 00:38:39,938
I'm leaving.
707
00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:43,158
And you'll never hear from me
ever again.
708
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,495
Look, I know
that there's another way.
709
00:38:46,497 --> 00:38:50,866
I can eat animal hearts.
710
00:38:50,868 --> 00:38:53,669
I've never hurt anyone.
711
00:38:53,671 --> 00:38:59,708
Nobody human, anyway.
712
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:02,878
I didn't choose this.
713
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,180
Please...
714
00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:09,217
Please give me a chance.
715
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,239
Okay, so, uh...
716
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:34,879
...this -- yeah -- is Michael,
which means that that is...
717
00:39:34,881 --> 00:39:38,767
Brian Wilcox, our friendly
neighborhood cameraman.
718
00:39:38,769 --> 00:39:40,084
Right.
719
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:42,920
Mm.
720
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,272
All right, so...
721
00:39:44,274 --> 00:39:47,642
What, she's got about
a half-day jump on us?
722
00:39:47,644 --> 00:39:50,679
Mm-hmm.
723
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:52,447
You all right?
724
00:39:52,449 --> 00:39:54,916
Mm-hmm.
725
00:39:54,918 --> 00:39:57,736
Look, Kate's right.
726
00:39:57,738 --> 00:40:01,606
She hasn't hurt anybody --
well, anybody human at least.
727
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:06,961
No, she didn't --
she didn't choose this.
728
00:40:06,963 --> 00:40:08,380
Let's give her a shot.
729
00:40:09,298 --> 00:40:10,799
Seriously?
730
00:40:10,801 --> 00:40:12,450
Yeah, yeah.
731
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,786
And, look,
if Kate pops back up,
732
00:40:14,788 --> 00:40:18,723
I mean, if she strays,
then no questions asked.
733
00:40:18,725 --> 00:40:23,094
We do what we got to do
and, um, we take her down.
734
00:40:24,513 --> 00:40:25,847
Hey, Sam?
735
00:40:25,849 --> 00:40:27,098
Yeah?
736
00:40:29,436 --> 00:40:31,352
Do I really say "awesome"
a lot?
737
00:40:31,354 --> 00:40:34,689
No. No, no. No.
738
00:40:34,691 --> 00:40:36,241
Mm.
739
00:40:40,163 --> 00:40:41,496
Huh.
740
00:40:46,168 --> 00:40:48,620
Awesome.
741
00:40:55,211 --> 00:40:58,963
♪ ...with you lately? ♪
742
00:40:58,965 --> 00:41:01,883
♪ What's the matter? ♪
743
00:41:01,885 --> 00:41:07,672
♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
744
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:11,142
♪ dreamer,
you will waste your time ♪
745
00:41:11,144 --> 00:41:17,398
♪ do you ever wonder why we go
on and on and on? ♪
746
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:22,570
♪ Love is gone
and gone and gone ♪
747
00:41:22,572 --> 00:41:24,839
♪ What's the matter? ♪
748
00:41:24,841 --> 00:41:28,359
♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
749
00:41:28,384 --> 00:41:32,384
== sync, corrected by elderman ==