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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ What's the matter? ♪
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♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
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♪ What's the matter? ♪
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♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
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♪ Oh, your love
is never good enough ♪
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♪ Oh, your love is lost on me ♪
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[ Music stops ]
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Rest of the place
is clear.
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Yeah. Uh...no I.D.
on this one.
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Um...and no clue
who is painted on the walls.
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Well, whatever happened,
looks like we missed it.
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Yeah. Great.
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[ Dog barking in distance ]
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Wait a second.
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What the hell?
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[ Beep ]
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♪ Supernatural 8x04 ♪
Bitten
Original Air Date on October 24, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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♪ Never good enough ♪
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Michael:
Hey, Christopher Nolan.
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Brian: Yeah?
Lens cap.
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Oh, crap. Damn.
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Strong work, genius.
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Dude, I have no idea
what to make this movie about.
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And I'm, like --
I'm A/V Club President,
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so, you know,
it's got to be good.
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Here. Give me that.
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I'll tell you what
you're gonna make it about.
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You're gonna make it?
Okay.
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In a world where nothing
is what it seems...
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[ Chuckles ]
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...one brave, shockingly
handsome, virile young man
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and his faithful,
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learning-disabled, robotic manservant...
Oh, no.
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...must battle through waves
of cybernetic asshats
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in order to sexually liberate
the women of --
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Okay. Give me that.
Give me that.
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[ Laughs ]
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Michael: Oh, please.
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I bet at least one of these
girls would let you partake
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in their awkward-guy
experimental phase.
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Brian:
What? These girls?
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Yep.
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Okay. #fails.
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Homeschooled.
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Secretly in love
with her roommate.
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Listens to country music.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Oh, dude, dude.
12:00, blonde.
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Yeah.
Wait. Is she -- oh, crap, crap.
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Dude, take it, take it. Just take it.
I don't want to take it.
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Kate:
Were you just filming me?
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No.
Uh, I wouldn't do that.
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Does it have
the new firmware?
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Uh, yes. Yes, it does.
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How's it handle?
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You tell me.
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Well,
your settings are way off.
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Oh, I-I like the way
the colors --
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you probably don't care
about that.
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Yeah, so,
you weren't checking me out?
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Well, I do have a thing
for beautiful women
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who respect their privacy.
[ Chuckles ]
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Uh, dick move on my part.
I'm sorry.
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Don't be.
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I have a thing
for guys with cool cameras.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Laughter in distance ]
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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[ Keys clacking ]
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Hey.
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[ Light switch clicks ]
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Dog barks in distance ]
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No, no, no.
Look, it's a great movie,
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but of the two, I-I prefer
"Last Year at Marienbad."
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You know?
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Brian: Yeah.
It's a classic.
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Yeah. How do you like
that lens?
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It's good. Yeah, yeah.
It's lighter for sure.
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It's good.
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You know, uh, Michael knows
nothing about cameras, right?
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Yeah. But, uh,
I'm teaching him.
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Teaching who?
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Oh, my boyfriend.
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He's, uh, big, tall,
and handsome.
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Mm. Sounds delish.
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Yeah,
you should totally meet him.
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Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
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Let's see.
Five years from now?
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Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.
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Nothing corporate,
something, uh...
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something green,
you know?
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Green is good.
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[ Clears throat ]
Hippie.
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Oh, shut up.
[ Laughs ]
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Oh, geez.
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Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO
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or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.
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That'd be cool.
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Michael: Double hippie.
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[ Laughs ] Whatever.
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I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean
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with my beautiful girl
by my side.
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Kate: Aww...sap.
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And you can come, too.
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[ Laughs ] Nice. See what you
just did there? [ Laughs ]
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Ludensky:
...Display of that,
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let's make sure we put
our hand up first next time.
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All right, brains, let's get
our pens and pencils out.
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It's time for notes.
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So, let's turn our attention
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to our cruelly nicknamed friend
Piggy.
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He uses his glasses
to create fire, the sun dial.
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He's also rational.
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He inhabits rational thought
on the island.
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Michael: What'd I miss?
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Just another pitch-perfect
lecture from Professor Ludensky.
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Yeah.
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Do you know Simon
was a Christ figure?
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Yeah.
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No.
[ Laughter ]
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Please tell me
you taped it.
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Come on.
Who loves you?
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Aww.
I wish I could quit you.
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Yeah, right. Yeah.
[ Laughs ]
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Oh, hey.
Watch it, asshat!
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What'd you call me?
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Come on. Let's move.
I want to see it.
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Let's go.
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Oh, man.
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[ Sirens wailing ]
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Brian: Hey, can you shoot
some of this for my movie?
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Is that legal?
Who cares?
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[ Police radio chatter ]
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Brian: Yeah,
that's not good.
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Someone got murdered
on campus?
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You guys live two blocks
from here.
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Look, look, look.
Starsky and Hutch.
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[ Laughs ]
Rizzoli and Isles.
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[ Laughs ]
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Special Agent Rose, and
this is Special Agent Hudson.
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What the hell are you guys
doing here?
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Our jobs. You want to tell us
what's going on?
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Whatever you say, boss.
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Got a call from a woman
that lives upstairs.
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Said, uh,
she heard an attack,
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came down,
found her neighbor here.
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Jacob Carter.
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Brian: Who'd he say?
Uh, Jacob Carter?
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I don't know.
Well, is the witness still home?
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Sure is. She's not
the most reliable type.
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She said she heard
some kind of growl,
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like there was a coyote
down here.
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Awesome.
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So, the FBI is here.
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Your neighbor got murdered,
but you're totally cool.
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Brian: No. It's not --
it's not that I'm cool.
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It's just that,
like...I mean,
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that it's good
that the FBI are here, right?
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That -- that is
so annoyingly logical.
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Hey, baby. Listen.
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♪ Oh, your love is lost on me ♪
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Oh. It's pretty.
What is it?
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It's the song that was playing
when we first met.
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Aww. You are so
disgustingly sweet.
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Brian: You ready?
Yeah.
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Cool. I got to go.
Kate: What?
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So, you just foam the runway
with our song
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and then you got to
head out the door?
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I promised I'd help him test
the new cameras.
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Don't give me that crap.
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I know you two idiots
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are gonna go shoot cut scenes
for "Jackass."
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Come on.
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We both know he has nobody else
to do this with. Rain check.
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Whatever.
You're dead to me.
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[ Laughs ]
Mm.
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[ Whistle blows ]
Michael: Do something cool.
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Dude, this tree is awesome.
Hang on.
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Maybe I could -- maybe I
could...get upside down and --
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No, no, I said cool.
Ha ha.
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This is stupid.
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Can you get --
can you see me?
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Gonna try and get --
is this cool?
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'Cause, man,
it feels pretty cool.
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It's like "Dumb & Dumber 3."
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Ha ha ha. Okay.
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Wait, dude, dude, dude, dude.
What?
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Turn around. Turn around.
What?
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Turn. It's those FBI guys.
What?
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Help -- help me down this tree.
Help me out of the tree.
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Sam: Oh, all right.
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Well, thank you, guys,
very much for your help.
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You're free to go.
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[ Clears throat ]
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All right.
There is not a case.
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There is a case here.
You're rusty.
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We just got to dig
a little deeper. Come on.
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Brian:
Dude, it's so crazy.
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Is it just me
or are you getting
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a workplace-romance vibe
from those two?
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Let's go.
Yeah.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Come here, come here. Look,
look, look, look, look, look.
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What?
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[ Indistinct whispering ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Yes.
[ Snickers ]
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D-bags
mating in the wild.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
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Oh!
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Stop.
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Stop!
Hey!
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Brian: [ Laughs ]
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Strike three. You're a dick.
Come on!
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What's your problem?!
This is gonna look great on YouTube.
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[ Clattering ]
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Michael: Oh. Oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
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Hey!
What the hell?!
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Oh, crap, crap.
Oh, God.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Michael:
Hey, Brian, Brian!
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Meet me
at Scott's mother's house!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, come on.
I paid her fair and square, man!
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[ Panting ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Thanks for a great night out,
Bri.
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[ Growling ]
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Scott, cut it out, man!
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[ Growling ]
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
[ Growling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Screaming ]
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Brian: Hey, Michael.
You can come out now, dude.
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Scott looked for us
for a while but bailed.
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Mike?
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[ Gasping ]
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Mike? Dude.
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Oh, my God. Dude.
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Michael.
You okay, man?
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I'm okay.
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What happened?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Oh, God.
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Kate!
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Oh, my God!
Baby, baby, baby, baby!
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Something bit Michael.
259
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:12,501
[ Coughs ]
260
00:11:12,503 --> 00:11:13,502
Okay.
Oh, my God.
261
00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:16,171
What is it?
Is it bad?
262
00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,756
Brian.
Kate.
263
00:11:17,758 --> 00:11:19,374
Is it bad?
264
00:11:19,376 --> 00:11:22,044
The bite --
the bite's gone.
265
00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:23,879
Woman: 911.
What's your emergency?
266
00:11:23,881 --> 00:11:26,098
Did -- did you dicks
just punk me?
267
00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:28,300
Is anybody there? Hello?
What? It's completely gone.
268
00:11:28,302 --> 00:11:29,885
Baby, it's okay.
269
00:11:29,887 --> 00:11:32,137
Hey, hey, hey.
Honey, it's okay.
270
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:33,856
It's okay. Babe.
271
00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:37,776
The doctor said
he's gonna be fine.
272
00:11:37,778 --> 00:11:39,862
You heard him.
273
00:11:39,864 --> 00:11:42,581
Literally not a scratch
on the kid.
274
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:46,335
If anything happens to Michael,
I-I don't know what I would do.
275
00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:49,371
Shh. It's okay.
276
00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:51,740
[ Sniffles ]
277
00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:55,711
[ Dog barks in distance ]
278
00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:57,529
[ Gasps ] What?
279
00:11:58,348 --> 00:11:59,832
Baby.
Uh...
280
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,751
Did you just pull that off?
Whoa. Whoa.
281
00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:03,886
[ Laughter ]
282
00:12:03,888 --> 00:12:07,589
Brian: Okay. Okay, okay.
Now -- now one-handed.
283
00:12:07,591 --> 00:12:09,591
[ Laughter ]
284
00:12:09,593 --> 00:12:10,876
Oh, my God!
285
00:12:10,878 --> 00:12:12,728
Stay still, stay still,
stay still.
286
00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:14,396
Dude, whoa!
287
00:12:14,398 --> 00:12:17,933
[ Laughter ]
288
00:12:17,935 --> 00:12:20,269
Maybe you got bit
by an alien.
289
00:12:20,271 --> 00:12:23,488
That would explain
the FBI.
290
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,923
Or maybe a mutant bit you.
291
00:12:24,925 --> 00:12:26,909
Am I a superhero now?
292
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:28,610
[ Laughing ] Baby.
293
00:12:28,612 --> 00:12:31,163
[ Rock music playing ]
294
00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:47,629
What are you doing?
295
00:12:47,631 --> 00:12:50,215
What do you think
I'm doing?
296
00:12:50,217 --> 00:12:52,267
I finally found
my movie.
297
00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:54,586
What?
298
00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:58,473
Michael?
Michael is not your movie.
299
00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,609
We don't even know
what happened to him.
300
00:13:00,611 --> 00:13:02,861
Exactly.
301
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:06,315
I'm gonna get Michael's
origin story on-camera.
302
00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:11,603
You're kind of
creeping me out, man.
303
00:13:11,605 --> 00:13:14,823
Seriously,
nothing superheroic to see here.
304
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:16,408
Just a delicious bagel.
305
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:19,711
Brian: [ Laughs ]
Hey, man, I have this idea.
306
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,112
[ Chuckles ]
307
00:13:21,114 --> 00:13:24,299
It's gonna sound really weird,
but don't laugh, okay?
308
00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:27,002
No promises.
309
00:13:29,622 --> 00:13:35,293
I, um...I really want to
be able to do what you do.
310
00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:37,696
So I-I think maybe we could go
back out there
311
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:39,431
and get that thing
to bite me,
312
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:43,402
and then we could both be superheroes.
Stop! What? Are you serious?
313
00:13:43,404 --> 00:13:45,020
Michael, you can't keep this
to yourself.
314
00:13:45,022 --> 00:13:47,205
Keep what to myself?
315
00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:48,807
We don't even know
what this thing is.
316
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:51,944
Why the hell
would you want it?
317
00:13:51,946 --> 00:13:54,947
Michael...I don't -- I don't
want to be Piggy anymore, man.
318
00:13:54,949 --> 00:13:58,750
You're -- you're not a pig,
man.
319
00:13:58,752 --> 00:14:01,086
Brian, listen to me.
There's nothing wrong with you.
320
00:14:01,088 --> 00:14:03,088
You've just got to figure out
what it is you want
321
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,756
and go after it.
322
00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:08,543
I'm telling you --
you don't want this.
323
00:14:08,545 --> 00:14:10,345
Right, 'cause I don't
want to be super-strong
324
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:14,049
or have a prayer of getting
any ass this year or...
325
00:14:14,051 --> 00:14:15,884
Please, please.
326
00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,686
No, man!
327
00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:19,271
[ Clang ]
No.
328
00:14:19,273 --> 00:14:20,739
[ Chair clatters ]
329
00:14:20,741 --> 00:14:23,659
[ Scoffs ]
330
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,027
[ Knock on door ]
331
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,813
Not it.
Not it.
332
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:31,400
Children.
333
00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:33,235
[ Mid-tempo music playing ]
334
00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:41,493
Dudes, dudes, dudes.
It's the FBI.
335
00:14:41,495 --> 00:14:42,577
What?
336
00:14:42,579 --> 00:14:46,248
It's the FBI.
No.
337
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:51,036
Baby,
what are you doing?
338
00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:53,538
Hi, there.
Hi.
339
00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,040
Special Agents Rose
and Hudson.
340
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,541
We wanted to ask you
a few questions
341
00:14:56,543 --> 00:14:59,094
about the murder that occurred
a few blocks from here.
342
00:14:59,096 --> 00:15:01,430
First off, did you know
the victim, Jacob Carter?
343
00:15:01,432 --> 00:15:03,098
Um, no, not really.
344
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:06,268
Do you remember anything unusual
about that night?
345
00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,486
Not that I recall.
346
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:08,720
Right.
347
00:15:08,722 --> 00:15:10,555
Well, uh, heard about anyone
in the neighborhood getting,
348
00:15:10,557 --> 00:15:13,275
uh -- getting bit?
349
00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:16,912
[ Chuckles ] Humor me.
No, I-I don't think so.
350
00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:19,414
All right. Well, no worries.
How about this?
351
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:22,034
If you hear
anything strange...
352
00:15:22,036 --> 00:15:24,669
call us...
353
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,671
No matter how late.
354
00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:27,706
Okay.
355
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:28,840
Thanks.
356
00:15:28,842 --> 00:15:31,259
Thank you.
357
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,627
[ Door closes ]
358
00:15:32,629 --> 00:15:34,930
So, what do you think?
359
00:15:34,932 --> 00:15:36,581
Well, based on
what we've got so far,
360
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,517
we could be dealing
with another Mayan God.
361
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:40,302
Ah, that's fantastic,
362
00:15:40,304 --> 00:15:41,937
'cause the other one
was such a joy.
363
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,939
Campus dormitories?
364
00:15:43,941 --> 00:15:45,474
Yep.
365
00:15:48,194 --> 00:15:53,598
The FBI are looking
for what bit you.
366
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,101
Are you an "X-file"?
367
00:15:56,103 --> 00:16:00,405
No. He's not an "X-file."
Listen.
368
00:16:00,407 --> 00:16:02,991
[ Rewinding ]
369
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:07,112
Sam: ...So far, we could be
dealing with another Mayan God.
370
00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:08,463
I'm a golden God.
371
00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:11,133
[ Laughs ]
I am a golden God!
372
00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:13,718
Ha ha, whoo!
[ Humming ]
373
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,720
You guys are ridiculous.
374
00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:17,339
[ Laughs ]
375
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:34,990
[ Chuckles ]
376
00:16:34,992 --> 00:16:37,993
I am a golden God.
377
00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:46,468
I am a God.
378
00:16:58,764 --> 00:17:00,799
Huh?
379
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:07,022
[ Groaning ]
380
00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:38,203
[ Bottles clink ]
381
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:02,077
Scott:
What's up, BVC?
382
00:18:02,079 --> 00:18:05,063
It's Scotty P. patrolling
with the Oak Hill crew --
383
00:18:05,065 --> 00:18:09,834
Doug...Evan...Tucker.
384
00:18:09,836 --> 00:18:12,954
See, some animal killed
a local citizen,
385
00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:14,623
so we're out here tonight
386
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,259
making sure
these streets are safe
387
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:19,928
for all you fine honeys
out there, all right?
388
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,129
Let's fan out, boys.
389
00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:22,797
All right.
Let's go.
390
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:31,356
Yo!
391
00:18:31,358 --> 00:18:34,059
Back off, douche-wheel.
Not tonight.
392
00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:37,428
Ooh. Oh.
Ooh, I'm so scared.
393
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,264
Listen...
394
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:42,067
What...what the...?
395
00:18:42,069 --> 00:18:46,454
Yeah, I got you now,
you piece of...
396
00:18:50,993 --> 00:18:53,828
Why don't you come take
your beating like a man?
397
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:02,671
If you won't come out
and play,
398
00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:05,390
I'll go visit
that little piece of yours.
399
00:19:05,392 --> 00:19:06,841
Kate?
400
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:09,728
Yeah, I'll got visit Katie,
show her what a real man --
401
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:12,063
[ rustling ]
402
00:19:12,065 --> 00:19:13,898
Michael?
403
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,101
[ Growling ]
404
00:19:16,103 --> 00:19:18,353
[ Chuckles ]
405
00:19:18,355 --> 00:19:21,406
Dude, do you think
this is funny?!
406
00:19:21,408 --> 00:19:24,075
Come on! Cut it out.
407
00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:27,662
[ Chuckles ]
408
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,564
[ Growling ]
[ Screams ]
409
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,954
Can I ask you something
about him?
410
00:19:33,651 --> 00:19:36,368
With everything
that's happened,
411
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,653
are you afraid of him?
412
00:19:39,873 --> 00:19:42,324
At first, yeah.
413
00:19:42,326 --> 00:19:45,127
I mean,
it was pretty scary.
414
00:19:45,129 --> 00:19:49,882
But...then,
to be totally honest,
415
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,718
it's actually been
pretty hot.
416
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,720
[ Laughs ]
417
00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:57,222
O...M...G.
418
00:19:57,224 --> 00:20:00,392
[ Screams ]
419
00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:02,344
Baby?
420
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:05,147
Just...
421
00:20:05,149 --> 00:20:06,631
Can you tell us
what happened?
422
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:09,351
I, uh --
I ran into Scott.
423
00:20:09,353 --> 00:20:11,854
He chased me,
and I think I killed him.
424
00:20:11,856 --> 00:20:12,855
Brian: What?
425
00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:14,690
Turn it off.
426
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:16,191
Off!
427
00:20:17,744 --> 00:20:21,479
He started talking about you,
and I saw red.
428
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:25,384
The next thing I remember,
I was running home.
429
00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:28,203
On the video...
430
00:20:28,205 --> 00:20:30,289
What were those things
on your hands?
431
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,291
Claws?
Did anybody see you?
432
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:34,326
Kate, you're not trying to justify --
No.
433
00:20:34,328 --> 00:20:36,595
We don't know what happened,
Brian.
434
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:38,597
What?
He can't defend himself?
435
00:20:38,599 --> 00:20:40,432
Give me this.
436
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:42,634
[ Police radio chatter ]
437
00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:46,054
Hey, whoa, whoa.
438
00:20:46,056 --> 00:20:47,272
Figured
I'd see you guys again.
439
00:20:47,274 --> 00:20:48,557
Well,
if you did your job right,
440
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:50,275
we wouldn't be here,
would we?
441
00:20:50,277 --> 00:20:52,644
Easy. Uh, so, what do you got?
Vic's name was Scott Parker.
442
00:20:52,646 --> 00:20:54,696
Looks like the same thing
that killed the Carter kid
443
00:20:54,698 --> 00:20:55,847
got Mr. Parker here.
444
00:20:55,849 --> 00:20:57,182
Wait. Same thing?
445
00:20:57,184 --> 00:20:59,517
Look,
I-I'm only the local yokel,
446
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,738
but this kid was shredded
by an animal.
447
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:05,157
Where's his heart?
448
00:21:05,159 --> 00:21:07,042
Patrolman found it
up the way there.
449
00:21:07,044 --> 00:21:08,193
Eaten mostly.
450
00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:10,996
Show us.
451
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,252
Kate: Brian, wait.
452
00:21:19,889 --> 00:21:23,258
Did you eat
a human heart?
453
00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,260
Did you?
What are you talking about?
454
00:21:25,262 --> 00:21:28,063
What is he talking about?
Scott's dead.
455
00:21:28,065 --> 00:21:29,681
He was shredded,
and his heart's gone.
456
00:21:29,683 --> 00:21:31,066
That doesn't mean
that Michael --
457
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,567
What do you think
happened to it?
458
00:21:32,569 --> 00:21:33,852
Where's his heart,
Michael?
459
00:21:33,854 --> 00:21:35,487
I don't remember what happened.
Don't lie to me!
460
00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:36,905
Hey, Brian, calm down!
461
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:41,493
Look, I mean, there's got to be
an explanation for this.
462
00:21:41,495 --> 00:21:43,161
Really?
463
00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:48,116
It was...self-defense.
Eating a heart is self-defense?
464
00:21:48,118 --> 00:21:49,952
Kate, who are you trying
to convince? Me or yourself?
465
00:21:49,954 --> 00:21:51,420
You need to back off.
466
00:21:51,422 --> 00:21:55,791
Why?
You gonna eat my heart, too?
467
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:59,211
Michael!
468
00:22:00,413 --> 00:22:03,632
[ Voice breaking ] I don't know
what's happening to me.
469
00:22:03,634 --> 00:22:07,552
I don't know
who I am anymore.
470
00:22:07,554 --> 00:22:10,689
You're Michael Wheeler.
471
00:22:10,691 --> 00:22:15,010
And you're mine, okay?
You hear me?
472
00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:17,229
[ Sniffles ]
473
00:22:22,919 --> 00:22:25,454
We have to call
the police.
474
00:22:25,456 --> 00:22:27,939
Brian.
475
00:22:27,941 --> 00:22:29,624
Kate,
how -- how can you?
476
00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:32,277
You have to see
what's really going on here.
477
00:22:32,279 --> 00:22:35,213
Whatever he is, it's not good --
it's not good for you.
478
00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:36,999
Michael didn't mean
to hurt you.
479
00:22:37,001 --> 00:22:38,250
Obviously he did, Kate.
480
00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:39,968
You just don't get it,
do you?
481
00:22:39,970 --> 00:22:41,720
What?
What don't I understand?
482
00:22:41,722 --> 00:22:43,622
You've never been
in love.
483
00:22:45,425 --> 00:22:50,178
What we need
are answers.
484
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,301
Kate:
I can't hear them.
485
00:22:56,303 --> 00:22:58,737
Seriously, Kate,
what are we doing?
486
00:22:58,739 --> 00:23:01,940
What are we doing?
Seriously?
487
00:23:01,942 --> 00:23:04,776
Wait. Kate, don't.
488
00:23:06,529 --> 00:23:08,864
Cut marks
on both vics are clean
489
00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:11,316
but have the curvature
of animal claws.
490
00:23:11,318 --> 00:23:12,451
I don't know.
491
00:23:12,453 --> 00:23:15,420
I mean, maybe there's
a wild animal on the loose?
492
00:23:15,422 --> 00:23:18,256
Biggest animal in the county
is a raccoon.
493
00:23:18,258 --> 00:23:19,257
Hmm.
494
00:23:19,259 --> 00:23:20,926
Thank you for your time.
You bet.
495
00:23:20,928 --> 00:23:22,961
Appreciate it.
Okay.
496
00:23:22,963 --> 00:23:25,330
Sam: [ Clears throat ]
Hey. No, no.
497
00:23:25,332 --> 00:23:26,264
Hey.
498
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:28,266
So, what did I miss?
Anything?
499
00:23:28,268 --> 00:23:31,019
Not unless you want to put
an A.P.B. out on Rocky Raccoon.
500
00:23:31,021 --> 00:23:32,054
Great.
501
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:34,222
Um, the local police files
are not online,
502
00:23:34,224 --> 00:23:36,274
so I had to dig
through the county records.
503
00:23:36,276 --> 00:23:39,144
Um, 10 years ago, there was
a similar unsolved murder.
504
00:23:39,146 --> 00:23:40,178
Check it out.
505
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,564
Death by claws and, uh,
lack of heart?
506
00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:43,681
So we're talking a --
507
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:47,018
No. Not that time
of the month.
508
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,154
Awesome.
Yeah.
509
00:23:49,156 --> 00:23:52,574
Time to hit the books
and feed the monster.
510
00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:57,662
Kate: They know something.
We got to follow them.
511
00:23:57,664 --> 00:24:01,049
Michael.
Come on. Michael.
512
00:24:01,051 --> 00:24:03,085
Geez.
513
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:05,137
How'd you find us?
514
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,806
GPS in your phones.
515
00:24:07,808 --> 00:24:10,041
Duh. [ Chuckles ]
516
00:24:10,043 --> 00:24:12,710
You know, you're starting
to creep me out, man.
517
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:15,564
The feeling's mutual,
dude.
518
00:24:15,566 --> 00:24:18,600
What else can you hack into,
Brian?
519
00:24:18,602 --> 00:24:21,153
Anything.
520
00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,188
[ Indistinct conversations ]
521
00:24:26,075 --> 00:24:28,160
Kate:
Test, test. Can you hear me?
522
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,661
Brian: Copy that.
523
00:24:29,663 --> 00:24:33,949
Yeah, the feed is looping
to my laptop right now.
524
00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:36,384
Head in, make sure
you're within spitting distance,
525
00:24:36,386 --> 00:24:37,902
and we should be
in business.
526
00:24:37,904 --> 00:24:41,756
Um,
and don't get arrested.
527
00:24:41,758 --> 00:24:42,958
Okay.
528
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,959
Michael: I'll do it.
529
00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:46,595
You sure?
Yeah. Give me the bag.
530
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,602
[ Indistinct conversations ]
531
00:24:58,558 --> 00:25:01,259
Michael: We good?
532
00:25:01,261 --> 00:25:03,478
Uh...a little left.
533
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,864
[ Rustling ]
534
00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:07,599
How's that?
535
00:25:09,252 --> 00:25:11,987
Dean:
Awesome. Thank you.
536
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,371
Sam: Thanks.
537
00:25:13,373 --> 00:25:16,441
Dude, two burgers?
538
00:25:16,443 --> 00:25:20,295
Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's
for like a year, okay?
539
00:25:20,297 --> 00:25:22,914
Clear eyes
and clogged arteries --
540
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:24,499
can't lose.
541
00:25:26,419 --> 00:25:28,303
Hey, check this out.
542
00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:29,804
"Werewolves
that are turned
543
00:25:29,806 --> 00:25:32,390
up to four generations
from pureblood..."
544
00:25:32,392 --> 00:25:35,810
Think he means Alpha?
545
00:25:35,812 --> 00:25:37,812
"...are less feral
and can transform
546
00:25:37,814 --> 00:25:40,932
before, during,
and after the lunar cycle."
547
00:25:40,934 --> 00:25:42,400
Boom.
548
00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:43,835
Let me see that.
549
00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:46,071
Purebloods don't black out
during the transformation.
550
00:25:46,073 --> 00:25:47,639
They can control
themselves.
551
00:25:47,641 --> 00:25:50,475
Some have been able to subsist
off of animal hearts.
552
00:25:50,477 --> 00:25:52,327
So -- so, what?
553
00:25:52,329 --> 00:25:55,113
We're hunting a-a werewolf
with a pedigree?
554
00:25:55,115 --> 00:25:57,482
Awesome.
Let's hope he has his papers.
555
00:25:57,484 --> 00:25:59,501
Yeah, and that silver
can kill him.
556
00:25:59,503 --> 00:26:00,835
So...what?
557
00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:03,922
Best in show comes here 10 years
ago, ganked some poor woman.
558
00:26:03,924 --> 00:26:05,707
Then when the dust settles
and everything's in the clear,
559
00:26:05,709 --> 00:26:07,008
he just sets up shop?
560
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,844
Yeah, comes for the human
hearts, stays for the co-eds.
561
00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:10,879
Right.
562
00:26:10,881 --> 00:26:12,264
And then everything's
wine and roses --
563
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,015
and animal tickers --
564
00:26:14,017 --> 00:26:15,634
until he gets the hankering
for human again.
565
00:26:15,636 --> 00:26:17,452
Told you
there was a case here.
566
00:26:17,454 --> 00:26:20,939
Now we just got to find it
and kill it.
567
00:26:23,376 --> 00:26:27,012
I'm a werewolf.
568
00:26:27,014 --> 00:26:28,129
A werewolf.
569
00:26:28,131 --> 00:26:29,898
Michael, come on.
Baby, you need to calm down.
570
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:31,516
Calm down? I'm a werewolf!
Hey, we need to find --
571
00:26:31,518 --> 00:26:34,736
the FBI is trying to kill me.
Shut up! Everybody, shut up, okay?
572
00:26:34,738 --> 00:26:36,621
First thing's first,
those guys --
573
00:26:36,623 --> 00:26:39,124
those guys aren't FBI,
all right?
574
00:26:39,126 --> 00:26:42,877
I'm pretty sure that FBI agents
don't say "awesome" that much.
575
00:26:42,879 --> 00:26:44,346
You know?
576
00:26:44,348 --> 00:26:47,582
And -- and they definitely don't
hunt and kill college kids.
577
00:26:47,584 --> 00:26:49,584
Did -- did they say
anything else?
578
00:26:49,586 --> 00:26:51,286
Dude, they just sat
and talked
579
00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:53,989
about how they have been apart
for a year.
580
00:26:53,991 --> 00:26:57,692
You were probably right about
that whole office-romance thing.
581
00:26:57,694 --> 00:26:58,760
I'm screwed.
582
00:26:58,762 --> 00:26:59,877
I'm screwed.
583
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,263
Kate, come on.
What are we supposed to do?
584
00:27:01,265 --> 00:27:02,480
Okay, you know what?
585
00:27:02,482 --> 00:27:04,232
You guys, you're missing
the big picture, okay?
586
00:27:04,234 --> 00:27:07,936
They -- they don't know
about you, Michael.
587
00:27:07,938 --> 00:27:10,555
They're looking for whoever,
whatever
588
00:27:10,557 --> 00:27:14,943
bit you in the first place,
the pureblood.
589
00:27:14,945 --> 00:27:17,195
That...
590
00:27:17,197 --> 00:27:20,749
that gives us
some time...
591
00:27:20,751 --> 00:27:22,884
to figure it out,
you know?
592
00:27:22,886 --> 00:27:24,035
So, what's the plan?
593
00:27:24,037 --> 00:27:26,905
What, eat chicken hearts
for the rest of my life?
594
00:27:26,907 --> 00:27:30,025
[ Sighs ]
Michael. Baby.
595
00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:32,727
[ Heavy breathing ]
596
00:27:34,430 --> 00:27:38,550
[ Indistinct conversation ]
597
00:27:39,468 --> 00:27:41,086
Yeah, okay, that sounds like
a great idea.
598
00:27:41,088 --> 00:27:43,722
[ Gasping ]
599
00:27:43,724 --> 00:27:45,724
[ Growling ]
600
00:27:45,726 --> 00:27:47,058
I'm a freaking werewolf.
That's a great idea.
601
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:48,927
Kate: I'm trying
to figure it out.
602
00:27:48,929 --> 00:27:51,429
[ Printer whirs ] I'm trying to
figure it out, okay?
603
00:27:51,431 --> 00:27:54,132
Will you just
listen to me?
604
00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:55,900
Hey, guys.
605
00:27:55,902 --> 00:27:57,602
I think
I found something.
606
00:27:57,604 --> 00:28:00,772
I'm not going anywhere,
okay?
607
00:28:00,774 --> 00:28:03,825
[ Door slams ]
608
00:28:40,446 --> 00:28:42,980
Ludensky: Ah.
[ Door closes ]
609
00:28:42,982 --> 00:28:44,999
A little early
for office hours, Brian.
610
00:28:45,001 --> 00:28:48,653
What can I help you with?
611
00:28:48,655 --> 00:28:50,205
I know what you are.
612
00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:10,709
[ Vocalizing ]
613
00:29:10,711 --> 00:29:11,659
[ Door slams ]
614
00:29:11,661 --> 00:29:13,712
Hey.
What are you doing?
615
00:29:13,714 --> 00:29:16,264
We're leaving
in the morning.
616
00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:17,499
What? Why?
617
00:29:17,501 --> 00:29:19,501
Those guys -- look,
they might find Michael, and --
618
00:29:19,503 --> 00:29:21,219
No, Kate, you don't have to
worry about that.
619
00:29:21,221 --> 00:29:22,938
You don't have to worry
about anything.
620
00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:24,473
I took care of it.
621
00:29:24,475 --> 00:29:27,842
You took care of what?
622
00:29:27,844 --> 00:29:32,030
Brian, what did you do?
623
00:29:33,349 --> 00:29:37,602
Brian: [ Chuckles ]
I know what you are.
624
00:29:37,604 --> 00:29:39,871
[ Chuckles ]
625
00:29:39,873 --> 00:29:41,523
Yeah,
I'm your professor.
626
00:29:41,525 --> 00:29:43,875
And thanks.
I've been looking for that.
627
00:29:43,877 --> 00:29:44,993
Where'd you find it?
628
00:29:44,995 --> 00:29:48,530
Where you left it...
after you bit my friend.
629
00:29:48,532 --> 00:29:49,864
I'm sorry.
What are you --
630
00:29:49,866 --> 00:29:51,699
Stop, stop, stop.
Stop trying to cover.
631
00:29:51,701 --> 00:29:53,368
Just listen to me
very carefully.
632
00:29:53,370 --> 00:29:54,970
I'm filming all this.
633
00:29:54,972 --> 00:29:57,005
And I've got a hidden camera
in here, too.
634
00:29:57,007 --> 00:29:59,140
It's feeding back
to my laptop at home,
635
00:29:59,142 --> 00:30:01,676
so if anything happens
to me --
636
00:30:01,678 --> 00:30:02,811
Nothing is going to happen
to you, Brian.
637
00:30:02,813 --> 00:30:04,763
But you know what?
You need to calm down.
638
00:30:04,765 --> 00:30:06,832
I want you to turn me
into a werewolf.
639
00:30:08,351 --> 00:30:11,653
Brian, I-I don't know where you --
You don't know?
640
00:30:11,655 --> 00:30:15,524
Really?
[ Chuckles ]
641
00:30:15,526 --> 00:30:17,392
Well, how about I, uh,
cut you with this.
642
00:30:17,394 --> 00:30:19,611
Brian, listen to me.
This thing's made of silver, you know.
643
00:30:19,613 --> 00:30:23,365
Look, I'm not -- please, I'm not
what you think that I am.
644
00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:26,167
I don't care what you are.
I just want you to turn me.
645
00:30:26,169 --> 00:30:27,986
[ Cracking ]
646
00:30:27,988 --> 00:30:30,071
[ Groans ]
647
00:30:30,073 --> 00:30:32,924
[ Growling ]
I don't want to hurt you.
648
00:30:32,926 --> 00:30:34,242
You're not going to,
649
00:30:34,244 --> 00:30:38,713
'cause if you do,
all of this winds up on CNN.
650
00:30:42,602 --> 00:30:45,420
So, you stumbled on Carter,
wolfed out, and then what?
651
00:30:45,422 --> 00:30:47,522
Got a taste for hearts
again?
652
00:30:47,524 --> 00:30:49,724
[ Chuckles ]
You never lose the taste,
653
00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:52,193
if you're stupid enough
to have one.
654
00:30:52,195 --> 00:30:53,595
Once you have
a human heart,
655
00:30:53,597 --> 00:30:57,482
it's almost impossible
to control the monster inside.
656
00:30:57,484 --> 00:31:02,120
But I did, until last week
when I, uh...
657
00:31:02,122 --> 00:31:05,040
fell off the wagon,
as they say.
658
00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:09,077
You have no idea -- no idea --
how hard it is.
659
00:31:09,079 --> 00:31:11,997
I've trained myself
not to hurt anyone.
660
00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:14,833
I have --
I have trained myself to...
661
00:31:14,835 --> 00:31:16,451
choke down
those other hearts.
662
00:31:16,453 --> 00:31:17,997
Animal hearts.
663
00:31:18,135 --> 00:31:19,643
And I have been clean...
664
00:31:20,123 --> 00:31:21,806
Until last week?
665
00:31:25,294 --> 00:31:30,115
And then I saw Carter alone,
and he was...
666
00:31:30,117 --> 00:31:31,633
he looked so weak.
667
00:31:31,635 --> 00:31:33,952
It's harder
to cover things up nowadays.
668
00:31:33,954 --> 00:31:37,105
I knew a hunter would catch wind
of this sooner or later.
669
00:31:37,107 --> 00:31:40,592
They did.
They're here.
670
00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:43,445
You needed a patsy.
671
00:31:43,447 --> 00:31:44,646
Michael.
672
00:31:45,648 --> 00:31:48,149
Yes.
673
00:31:48,151 --> 00:31:53,538
The young man who sleeps
through most of my lectures.
674
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:56,324
I mean,
who would miss him?
675
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:58,760
Me.
676
00:31:58,762 --> 00:32:00,061
Why are you doing this?
677
00:32:00,063 --> 00:32:02,597
I want to see
what you guys see...
678
00:32:02,599 --> 00:32:04,649
do what you do.
679
00:32:04,651 --> 00:32:07,252
I'm sick of being Piggy.
680
00:32:07,254 --> 00:32:09,270
I want to be Ralph.
681
00:32:09,272 --> 00:32:11,973
We don't get to choose
who we are.
682
00:32:16,145 --> 00:32:18,363
I did.
683
00:32:18,365 --> 00:32:20,899
Oh, my God.
Brian.
684
00:32:20,901 --> 00:32:22,267
Oh, my God.
What are you? Insane?
685
00:32:22,269 --> 00:32:24,986
You're welcome
for saving your ass.
686
00:32:24,988 --> 00:32:26,571
Look, watch.
687
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:32,327
[ Growls ]
688
00:32:40,670 --> 00:32:42,036
Dean: Hey!
689
00:32:44,873 --> 00:32:46,307
[ Groans ]
690
00:32:51,046 --> 00:32:53,014
[ Gasps ]
691
00:32:53,016 --> 00:32:54,482
Thank you.
692
00:32:54,484 --> 00:32:59,688
I've never killed
a pureblood before.
693
00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:01,889
What was he looking at?
694
00:33:01,891 --> 00:33:04,442
What the hell?
695
00:33:04,860 --> 00:33:07,512
See?
696
00:33:07,514 --> 00:33:09,014
[ Snaps fingers ]
697
00:33:09,016 --> 00:33:10,398
Problem solved.
698
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,901
They killed the pureblood,
they're moving on,
699
00:33:12,903 --> 00:33:15,353
and we're in the clear,
just like you said.
700
00:33:15,355 --> 00:33:16,738
I never said --
701
00:33:16,740 --> 00:33:19,290
Kate, I, uh...
702
00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:22,694
I did this
to protect you.
703
00:33:22,696 --> 00:33:25,130
I did
what you couldn't.
704
00:33:25,132 --> 00:33:27,248
They saw the camera,
Brian.
705
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,200
You don't think they'll trace
that back to you?
706
00:33:29,202 --> 00:33:30,969
What the hell's wrong
with you?
707
00:33:34,023 --> 00:33:36,307
Nothing's wrong with me.
708
00:33:36,309 --> 00:33:39,594
You told me that.
[ Chuckles ]
709
00:33:39,596 --> 00:33:43,431
I just...finally figured out
what I want,
710
00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:44,699
and now
I'm going after it.
711
00:33:44,701 --> 00:33:48,169
You thought
I was hiding behind this?
712
00:33:48,171 --> 00:33:50,155
I was hiding behind you.
713
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:57,011
I am done
living in your shadow.
714
00:33:57,013 --> 00:33:59,998
I've always lived
in your shadow.
715
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,218
But now --
now we're equals.
716
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,353
Anything you can do, right?
What?
717
00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:07,856
You think
this is a game?
718
00:34:07,858 --> 00:34:10,825
Do you have any idea
what you've done to yourself?
719
00:34:10,827 --> 00:34:12,794
Well, you wouldn't bite me, so I had to --
You asked him to?
720
00:34:12,796 --> 00:34:14,813
He asked you to bite him?
721
00:34:14,815 --> 00:34:17,131
I didn't, okay?
722
00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,800
I didn't
want to hurt you.
723
00:34:18,802 --> 00:34:20,735
I would never hurt you,
Brian.
724
00:34:20,737 --> 00:34:21,903
[ Laughs ]
725
00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:23,938
This thing inside of me --
you don't want this.
726
00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:26,658
[ Laughing ] Oh, well,
it's too late for that now.
727
00:34:26,660 --> 00:34:29,310
I remember attacking Scott.
728
00:34:29,312 --> 00:34:31,529
I remember ripping his
beating heart out of his chest.
729
00:34:31,531 --> 00:34:33,248
I remember the look
in his dead eyes
730
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,583
when I bit into that heart,
Brian.
731
00:34:35,585 --> 00:34:37,786
And above all,
I remember how sweet,
732
00:34:37,788 --> 00:34:40,789
how delicious it tasted,
and ever since I've tasted it,
733
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:43,825
I've felt more powerful
and more out of control.
734
00:34:43,827 --> 00:34:45,660
[ Whimpers ]
735
00:34:45,662 --> 00:34:46,994
More weak.
736
00:34:46,996 --> 00:34:48,596
You don't need someone
like Michael.
737
00:34:48,598 --> 00:34:49,720
You need someone that
can take care of you.
738
00:34:49,745 --> 00:34:51,050
I can take care of myself.
739
00:34:51,051 --> 00:34:53,218
[ Laughs ]
740
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:54,185
Let her go.
741
00:34:54,187 --> 00:34:58,223
Or what?
You gonna cry some more?
742
00:34:58,225 --> 00:34:59,841
[ Growls ]
743
00:34:59,843 --> 00:35:03,645
[ Screaming ]
No! No!
744
00:35:03,647 --> 00:35:05,647
No! No!
745
00:35:05,649 --> 00:35:07,482
[ Grunting ]
746
00:35:07,484 --> 00:35:09,183
No!
747
00:35:10,653 --> 00:35:12,237
[ Gasps ]
748
00:35:16,826 --> 00:35:20,328
God! God!
749
00:35:20,330 --> 00:35:21,913
God!
750
00:35:21,915 --> 00:35:24,799
Oh, baby.
Oh, baby.
751
00:35:24,801 --> 00:35:26,217
Please don't die.
752
00:35:26,219 --> 00:35:28,520
Please don't die.
Please don't die.
753
00:35:30,556 --> 00:35:32,056
I love you, baby.
754
00:35:32,058 --> 00:35:34,893
I love you.
755
00:35:34,895 --> 00:35:36,928
Michael?
756
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:38,346
Michael!
757
00:35:40,192 --> 00:35:42,794
[ Crying ]
758
00:35:42,796 --> 00:35:45,980
[ Breathing heavily ]
759
00:35:45,982 --> 00:35:48,032
[ Grunts ]
760
00:35:48,034 --> 00:35:50,635
[ Screams ]
761
00:35:50,637 --> 00:35:56,057
Kate, listen to me.
I love you. I love you.
762
00:35:56,059 --> 00:35:58,843
You'll understand.
You just need to see what I see.
763
00:35:58,845 --> 00:36:01,212
After I bite you,
you'll understand.
764
00:36:01,214 --> 00:36:02,546
[ Groans ]
765
00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:05,716
[ Screams ]
[ Growls ]
766
00:36:07,386 --> 00:36:09,404
[ Screaming ]
767
00:36:09,406 --> 00:36:10,989
[ Crunching ]
768
00:36:10,991 --> 00:36:12,907
[ Crying ]
[ Pounding on door ]
769
00:36:12,909 --> 00:36:15,226
Kate?
770
00:36:15,228 --> 00:36:18,396
Let me in.
771
00:36:18,398 --> 00:36:22,333
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
772
00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:27,405
We can fix this. We can...
Just let me in, okay?
773
00:36:27,407 --> 00:36:28,739
[ Sobbing ]
774
00:36:28,741 --> 00:36:31,793
[ Screaming ]
775
00:36:47,660 --> 00:36:51,062
Brian?
776
00:36:51,064 --> 00:36:54,148
Brian, I'm coming out.
777
00:36:54,150 --> 00:36:57,318
I see it now.
778
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,404
I understand.
779
00:36:59,406 --> 00:37:02,540
[ Door creaks ]
780
00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:05,410
I told you
it would be all right.
781
00:37:05,412 --> 00:37:07,445
Yeah.
782
00:37:07,447 --> 00:37:10,448
It will be. Here.
783
00:37:15,387 --> 00:37:16,387
[ Growls ]
784
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:19,173
[ Gasping ] No, no!
785
00:37:19,175 --> 00:37:20,341
[ Screaming ]
786
00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:25,279
[ Sobbing ]
787
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,985
[ Soft music plays ]
788
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:35,790
I didn't finish Brian's movie
to justify what happened.
789
00:37:37,092 --> 00:37:40,261
To be totally honest,
790
00:37:40,263 --> 00:37:44,899
I'm not really even sure
if I understand it at all.
791
00:37:44,901 --> 00:37:46,467
I just wanted you to know
that --
792
00:37:46,469 --> 00:37:50,605
that Michael wasn't always
a monster.
793
00:37:50,607 --> 00:37:53,141
None of us were.
794
00:37:55,611 --> 00:37:58,312
Kate:
Five years from now?
795
00:37:58,314 --> 00:38:02,684
Hopefully passed the bar exam,
practicing law.
796
00:38:02,686 --> 00:38:07,422
Nothing corporate,
something green, you know?
797
00:38:07,424 --> 00:38:09,190
Brian: Oh, geez.
798
00:38:09,192 --> 00:38:11,609
Uh, maybe, like,
working for HBO
799
00:38:11,611 --> 00:38:13,444
or -- or,
like, Michael Moore.
800
00:38:13,446 --> 00:38:14,662
That'd be cool.
801
00:38:14,664 --> 00:38:16,798
Michael: I will be on a boat
in the middle of the ocean
802
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,067
with my beautiful girl
by my side.
803
00:38:19,069 --> 00:38:20,284
Kate: Aww.
804
00:38:21,537 --> 00:38:23,488
♪ What's the matter? ♪
805
00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:26,157
♪ what's the matter with you
lately? ♪
806
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:28,409
I'm leaving.
807
00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:31,629
And you'll never hear from me
ever again.
808
00:38:31,631 --> 00:38:34,966
Look, I know
that there's another way.
809
00:38:34,968 --> 00:38:39,337
I can eat animal hearts.
810
00:38:39,339 --> 00:38:42,140
I've never hurt anyone.
811
00:38:42,142 --> 00:38:48,179
Nobody human, anyway.
812
00:38:48,181 --> 00:38:51,349
I didn't choose this.
813
00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:53,651
Please...
814
00:38:53,653 --> 00:38:57,688
Please give me a chance.
815
00:39:03,412 --> 00:39:05,113
[ Sighs ]
816
00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:09,434
[ Sighs ]
817
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:13,336
Okay, so, uh...
818
00:39:13,338 --> 00:39:15,839
[ Clears throat ]
819
00:39:15,841 --> 00:39:19,976
...this -- yeah -- is Michael,
which means that that is...
820
00:39:19,978 --> 00:39:23,864
Brian Wilcox, our friendly
neighborhood cameraman.
821
00:39:23,866 --> 00:39:25,181
Right.
822
00:39:25,183 --> 00:39:28,017
Mm.
823
00:39:28,019 --> 00:39:29,369
All right, so...
824
00:39:29,371 --> 00:39:32,739
What, she's got about
a half-day jump on us?
825
00:39:32,741 --> 00:39:35,776
Mm-hmm.
826
00:39:35,778 --> 00:39:37,544
You all right?
827
00:39:37,546 --> 00:39:40,013
Mm-hmm.
828
00:39:40,015 --> 00:39:42,833
Look, Kate's right.
829
00:39:42,835 --> 00:39:46,703
She hasn't hurt anybody --
well, anybody human at least.
830
00:39:46,705 --> 00:39:52,058
No, she didn't --
she didn't choose this.
831
00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,477
Let's give her a shot.
832
00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:55,896
Seriously?
833
00:39:55,898 --> 00:39:57,547
Yeah, yeah.
834
00:39:57,549 --> 00:39:59,883
And, look,
if Kate pops back up,
835
00:39:59,885 --> 00:40:03,820
I mean, if she strays,
then no questions asked.
836
00:40:03,822 --> 00:40:08,191
We do what we got to do
and, um, we take her down.
837
00:40:09,610 --> 00:40:10,944
Hey, Sam?
838
00:40:10,946 --> 00:40:12,195
Yeah?
839
00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:14,531
[ Sighs ]
840
00:40:14,533 --> 00:40:16,449
Do I really say "awesome"
a lot?
841
00:40:16,451 --> 00:40:19,786
No. No, no. No.
842
00:40:19,788 --> 00:40:21,338
Mm.
843
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:25,258
[ Clears throat ]
844
00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,593
Huh.
845
00:40:31,265 --> 00:40:33,717
Awesome.
846
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:37,587
[ Chuckles ]
847
00:40:40,308 --> 00:40:44,060
♪ ...with you lately? ♪
848
00:40:44,062 --> 00:40:46,980
♪ What's the matter? ♪
849
00:40:46,982 --> 00:40:52,769
♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
850
00:40:52,771 --> 00:40:56,239
♪ dreamer,
you will waste your time ♪
851
00:40:56,241 --> 00:41:02,495
♪ do you ever wonder why we go
on and on and on? ♪
852
00:41:02,497 --> 00:41:07,667
♪ Love is gone
and gone and gone ♪
853
00:41:07,669 --> 00:41:09,936
♪ What's the matter? ♪
854
00:41:09,938 --> 00:41:13,456
♪ What's the matter with you
lately? ♪
855
00:41:13,481 --> 00:41:17,481
== sync, corrected by elderman ==