1 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:08,699 Hey, Stuart, I got you a little souvenir from my trip to space. 2 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,842 Wow, Howard, that's very nice of you. 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:13,211 Yeah, maybe. Open it first. 4 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,942 It's my official NASA portrait. 5 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:22,154 "To Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world... 6 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:25,051 ...just like the guy in this picture was." 7 00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:28,288 For the record, he also thinks that Walgreens... 8 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:31,089 ...and the drycleaners are out of this world. 9 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:37,133 That's not true. At Walgreens I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids. 10 00:00:37,937 --> 00:00:40,565 I see you're getting ready for your Halloween party. 11 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,607 Yeah, it's my annual attempt to meet women. 12 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:45,801 Ninth time's the charm. 13 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:51,573 Would you like me to help? I have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to soirees. 14 00:00:51,918 --> 00:00:54,148 Thanks, but I can't afford je ne sais quoi. 15 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,287 How much forjust quoi? 16 00:00:56,589 --> 00:00:58,921 Don't worry about money, I'll take care of it. 17 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,592 - Really? - Yeah, you'll love it. 18 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:04,525 Ain't no party like a Koothra-party. Ha-ha-ha. 19 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:07,756 You know what wasn't a party? That hotel in Kazakhstan... 20 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:12,199 ...they put you up in before the launch. You'd think you'd get one porn channel. 21 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:18,839 Have you noticed Howard can take any topic and use it to remind you he went to space? 22 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,307 Interesting hypothesis. 23 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,716 Let's apply the scientific method. Perform an experiment. 24 00:01:24,951 --> 00:01:26,680 Okay. Hey, Howard. 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,549 - Thoughts on where we should get dinner? - Anywhere but the space station. 26 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:35,518 On a good day, dinner was a bag full of meatloaf. 27 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:39,528 But, hey, you don't go there for the food, you go there for the view. 28 00:01:39,999 --> 00:01:41,466 That's fascinating. 29 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,464 I'm gonna see if I can duplicate it. 30 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:48,433 Howard, I've always thought the lemon was an underrated fruit. 31 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:49,972 Care to weigh in? 32 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,335 Not really. 33 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,175 - Oh, well. - People say the Soyuz capsule's a lemon... 34 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:02,483 Yeah, but, hey, that baby got me to space and back. 35 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:36,852 Ladies' night at the Cheesecake Factory, does it get any better than this? 36 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:38,683 I hope so. 37 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:43,490 Question: Do you think your husband's fondness for turtle-necks... 38 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:47,097 ...is an expression of longing for his missing foreskin? 39 00:02:49,969 --> 00:02:51,960 It's not getting any better. 40 00:02:55,074 --> 00:02:58,703 Oh, it's Leonard. He wants to go costume shopping later. 41 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:01,273 - I thought you liked Halloween. - I do... 42 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:05,780 ...he wants to go party at the comic store. Lot of the guys there are kind of creepy. 43 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,610 - Like my husband? - And my boyfriend? 44 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,858 I'm sorry, Amy, you were saying something about Howard's foreskin? 45 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,187 Nice try, but you have to go to that party because we're going. 46 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:21,094 I'm gonna go, it's just not my idea of a good time. 47 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:24,031 Leonard does things he doesn't like to make you happy. 48 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,802 Yeah, he's my boyfriend. Isn't that, like, his job? 49 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:31,568 - Then what's yourjob? - Letting him make me happy. 50 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,810 I just think, in relationships, you get back what you put in. 51 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,381 That's not always true. 52 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:41,076 Last night I gave Sheldon my best come-hither look... 53 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:45,553 ...and he responded by explaining how wheat came to be cultivated. 54 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,025 I guess I could probably try a little harder. 55 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,829 You could start by taking an interest in his work. 56 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,033 - That's kind of a problem. - Why? 57 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,464 Not really clear on what he does. 58 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,934 He's an experimental physicist. 59 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,663 Yeah, I'm not really clear on what that means. 60 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:07,279 He takes hypotheses and designs protocols to determine their accuracy. 61 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,971 Yeah, you're really just making it worse. 62 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,176 What kind of tea would you like? 63 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,857 I think I'm going to try green tea mixed with lemon zinger. 64 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,856 Two tea bags in one cup? 65 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:23,928 You're not at a rave. 66 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,992 So, listen, Sheldon, I was thinking... 67 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:34,338 ...since this is our first Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend... 68 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,769 ...I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples' costume. 69 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,209 I couldn't agree more. 70 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,839 Really? I find that inconsistent with everything I know about you. 71 00:04:45,885 --> 00:04:51,187 Couples' costumes are one of the few benefits of being in a relationship. 72 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,721 Now, imagine this: 73 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,687 You and I, entering Stuart's party... 74 00:04:56,996 --> 00:05:01,330 ...and all eyes turn to see America's most beloved and glamorous couple: 75 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,899 - Yeah? - R2-D2 and C-3P0. 76 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,331 Dibs on '3P0. 77 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:15,504 Sheldon, when I said couples' costume, I meant, like, Romeo and Juliet... 78 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:17,545 ...or Cinderella and Prince Charming. 79 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,480 Not two robots from some silly movie I don't even like. 80 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:23,383 Okay. 81 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:28,224 I'm gonna let that slide because I know you're hopped up on tea bags. 82 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:33,427 I make compromises for you all the time. 83 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,500 Just this once, can't we find something that we're both happy with? 84 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:45,269 Fine. How about one of the most beguiling and influential couples of the 20th century? 85 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:47,376 Hewlett and Packard. 86 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,876 Dibs on Hewlett. 87 00:05:52,218 --> 00:05:54,243 You wanna be Hewlett? 88 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:00,190 - Anybody home? - Hey, what are you doing here? 89 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:02,725 I just thought I'd stop by and say hello. 90 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:04,726 What a nice surprise. 91 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:10,369 - I don't think you've seen my lab before. - I know, it's long overdue. What you doing? 92 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:13,231 Better not be building a robot girlfriend. 93 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:18,806 No. Although, Howard was making some strides in that area until he met Bernadette. 94 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:20,611 - What, you're kidding? - No. 95 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:26,080 Now the Lisatronic 3000 just sits in a box, waiting for the phone to ring. 96 00:06:27,453 --> 00:06:30,911 - What's going on in here? - No, no, no, don't look in there. 97 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,820 - Is it a secret? - No, it's a nitrogen laser. 98 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,790 It'll cook your eyeball like a soft-boiled egg. 99 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:39,098 Oh, might wanna put a sign on it. 100 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,397 There's a sign right there. 101 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,294 Ah, "Danger." Sure, sure. 102 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:46,936 So, what's that? 103 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,270 That is an integrated ion trap and time-of-flight mass spectrometer. 104 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,638 Wow. High techie-techie. 105 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,105 What's this little box? 106 00:06:57,316 --> 00:07:00,217 That is a pencil sharpener. 107 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,115 Oh, low techie-techie. 108 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,949 So, what are you working on now? 109 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,957 - It's actually pretty neat. - Yeah? 110 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,323 It's a front-projected holographic display... 111 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:15,433 ...combined with laser based finger tracking. Here, I'll show you. 112 00:07:16,002 --> 00:07:18,630 Put this pencil over here. 113 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:22,296 Sharp, thanks to the machine we saw earlier. 114 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:25,602 Very good. 115 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:30,842 Then a laser will map the reflective surface... 116 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:33,979 ...and, voila. 117 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,687 Wow, that is amazing! 118 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:44,891 You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory that... 119 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:48,794 ...the whole universe may be a hologram. - What do you mean? 120 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:52,897 Oh! 121 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,168 - Wow! - Mm-hm. 122 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,337 The holographic principle suggests... 123 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:01,570 ...that what we all experience every day in three dimensions... 124 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:05,682 ...may really just be information... 125 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:12,725 ...on a surface located at the farthest reaches of our cosmos. 126 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,660 So it's possible that our lives are really just... 127 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:22,663 ...acting out a painting on the largest canvas in the universe. 128 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,330 Hmm. 129 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,802 What? 130 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:31,537 Sometimes I forget how smart you are. Heh. 131 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,811 You should visit more often. 132 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:46,718 - What are you doing? - Take off your clothes. 133 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,527 - What, here, now? - You got a problem? 134 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:54,689 No, no. Just kind of crazy. I've never fooled around in the lab before. 135 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:56,027 - Really? Never? - Nope. 136 00:08:56,235 --> 00:09:01,332 I did have a shot with the Lisatronic, but the extension cord wasn't long enough. 137 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:11,715 Before I forget, I'd like your opinion on the menus I've prepared for the party. 138 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:16,150 The theme is "food that goes bump in the night." 139 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:21,258 "Creature from the Black Forest Ham Lagoon"? 140 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:25,063 On "sesame seed Bunzillas." 141 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,957 "Night of the Living Garlic Bread"? 142 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:34,900 It's funny because bread sounds like dead. 143 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:39,105 I'm sorry, but these are just ordinary foods... 144 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,780 ...with the names bent into tortured puns. 145 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,814 But the dishes themselves are in no way Halloweeny. 146 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:48,316 Ooh, Hallow-weenies. 147 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:53,520 That's a good one. They'll pair nicely with my Draculoni and Cheese. 148 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,293 How do I do it? 149 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:02,023 Reminds me. I was thinking of wearing my NASAjumpsuit as a costume... 150 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,429 ...but I realized everybody would be like: 151 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,903 "Where's your costume? Why are you wearing work clothes?" 152 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,133 Hello, boys. 153 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,045 What are you smiling at? 154 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,806 Nothing. 155 00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:22,284 - You know where there's a lot of nothing? - Space. 156 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:31,491 Boy, it's nice to sleep in a bed with gravity again. 157 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:36,228 Did I tell you about the night my retainer floated out of my mouth into the airlock? 158 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:39,734 Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice. 159 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,631 So here we are. 160 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:47,336 Just a couple of young newlyweds. What to do? 161 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,447 What to do to you? 162 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:57,489 Astronaut Wolowitz reporting for booty. 163 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,751 Preparing thrusters. 164 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,061 We have liftoff. 165 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,704 - Are we clear to jettison that nightgown? - Okay, we need to talk. 166 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,274 - What? - Howie, I know you went to space... 167 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,238 ...and I'm incredibly proud of you. 168 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,174 But you might wanna try and not bring it up every minute. 169 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,906 I don't talk about it every minute. 170 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:28,018 Tonight at dinner you went on about it for an hour straight. 171 00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:32,688 What was I supposed to talk about? We were eating at Johnny Rockets. 172 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,354 Just saying people are getting a little tired of it. 173 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:43,366 So I did this amazing thing and I'm never allowed to mention it? 174 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:49,098 Of course you can. But, maybe a good rule would be to wait for people to bring it up. 175 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,405 Okay, heh. No problem. It won't happen again. 176 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,648 - I love you. - I love you too. 177 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:03,117 I can't tell you how many times... 178 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,153 ...I dreamed I was in bed here... 179 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,416 ...with you when I was... 180 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,322 You know... 181 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,064 What, I can't even point? 182 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:24,435 So, basically, this is what's called mag-lev technology. 183 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:30,013 It uses powerful electromagnets to create a force strong enough to overcome gravity. 184 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,583 - You hold this. - Whoa, that's heavy. 185 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:37,187 - Oh, you don't have on any jewelry, do you? - No, why? 186 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,483 Grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings. 187 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:44,658 Now he's on a transplant list waiting for a nipple his size. 188 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,061 Now, watch this. 189 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,194 Whoa. 190 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,397 That is very cool. 191 00:12:55,641 --> 00:13:01,136 Sometimes I like to turn this on and pretend I'm the super-villain Magneto. 192 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,041 Getting a little less cool, Leonard. 193 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,474 What I really am is a very smart scientist. 194 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:08,745 Who understands the mechanics of the universe. 195 00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,321 And is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought. 196 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,391 - There we go. - Yeah. 197 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:20,662 So I thought the photo booth for the party could be creepy, like a mummy's tomb... 198 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,562 ...or they also have the TARDIS from Doctor Who. 199 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,699 A TARDIS makes no sense. 200 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,932 A time machine from a science-fiction show has nothing to do with Halloween. 201 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:35,443 That being said, if you don't get a TARDIS, you stink and your party stinks. 202 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,046 - Do you have a preference? - I don't care, get the TARDIS. 203 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:43,187 Yes! This party just became a major rager. 204 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,017 By the way, can I borrow your bullwhip and fedora? 205 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,222 Yeah, sure, whatever. 206 00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:53,797 I was thinking of dressing up as Indiana Jones's mocha-skinned love child. 207 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,393 Indian Jones. 208 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,674 - Clever. - What's wrong with you? 209 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,273 Nothing. 210 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:09,971 Howard, I've got a party to plan, don't make me pull it out of you. 211 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:17,746 Here it is. Bernadette said you guys are sick of me talking about my trip to space. 212 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,083 Is that true? 213 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,822 - No. - Yes. 214 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:25,254 We seem to have different approaches here. 215 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:30,766 I was going for helpful honesty, I have no idea what you're doing. 216 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,935 It's called being nice. 217 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:38,734 Okay, if you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it. 218 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,804 You know what, guys, never mind. 219 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:46,212 I just won't talk about the greatest achievement of my life ever again. 220 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,784 Look at that, the problem solved itself. 221 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,960 Hello, boys. 222 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:05,998 What if we were to go as dinner table favorites, salt and pepper? 223 00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,303 You know salt makes me retain water... 224 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:12,238 ...and my cousin, William, was ground to death in a pepper factory accident. 225 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:16,647 Raggedy Ann and Andy? I loved them growing up. 226 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:20,444 I don't think so. Those dolls represent three things I don't care for: 227 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,986 Clowns, children, and raggedyness. 228 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,992 - I think it's a lost cause. - No. 229 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:32,562 There are things that say to the world, "I have a boyfriend and he's not made up." 230 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:37,391 Matching costumes, hickies, and sex tapes. 231 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,895 Pick one. 232 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,268 What's a hickey? 233 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,318 - How do I look? - Fine. 234 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:06,658 Uh-oh. Is someone a little blue? 235 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:14,866 Come on, Howie, that's, like, the funniest thing I've ever said in my life. 236 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,301 What do you say, you ready to go? 237 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,943 To tell you the truth, I'm not really in the mood. 238 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:23,443 What are you talking about? It'll be fun, your friends will be there. 239 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,879 Some friends. They all think I'm boring. 240 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,677 Maybe you should go without me. 241 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:33,756 No, if I'm there alone people might think I'm just a really short person from Avatar. 242 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,320 I'm sorry, I just don't wanna go. 243 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:40,256 Hey, I just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue. 244 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,459 I'm gonna be washing paint out of my smurf for a month! 245 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,334 Fine. 246 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,200 Two weeks ago I was an astronaut. 247 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,569 Yeah, well, now you're a Smurf. Keep walking. 248 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,883 Oh, my God, you guys look adorable! 249 00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:01,484 Thanks, so do you. 250 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,779 - Slutty cop? - No, sexy cop. 251 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,584 Slutty cop only came with a skirt and two badges. 252 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,655 And Albert Einstein? 253 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:16,563 Ja. Und later she's going to arrest me for going faster than the speed of light. 254 00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:21,439 - I thought we said in the car, no accents. - Sorry, officer. 255 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,809 Hello! 256 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,141 - It's a great party. - Thank you. 257 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:36,445 The monster foods, they're really fun. 258 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:40,318 Oh, yes, thank you. I like to think of fun things like that... 259 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:45,520 ...because I'm fun, I'm not clinically depressed at all. 260 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,993 Sheldon, get in here. 261 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,401 I should have picked hickey. 262 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,537 Hey, look at you guys! 263 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:06,148 I'm Raggedy Anne and he's Raggedy C-3P0. 264 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,846 It was a compromise. I lost. 265 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:15,188 Can you believe Stuart's walking around taking credit for this party? 266 00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:18,059 - Who cares? - What do you mean, who cares? 267 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,788 Look what I pulled off here. The DJ's on fire... 268 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,160 ...there's a TARDIS photo booth in the back... 269 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:28,135 ...oh, my God, the food. Stuart wanted Kraft Draculoni and Cheese. 270 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,840 You're right, the party's fantastic! Tell me more. 271 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,638 I haven't heard enough about it, because hearing about that never gets old! 272 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:38,476 - Is this about the space thing again? - I'm not allowed to talk about it... 273 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:43,314 ...but since you brought it up, I went to space. Space, space, space! 274 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,347 Oh, Drinky Smurf! 275 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,392 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Great, now I'm in trouble. 276 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,187 You happy? 277 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,591 You, out! 278 00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,098 You are being very rude. 279 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,599 No I'm not. They're all being rude, and you're being rude. 280 00:19:02,841 --> 00:19:04,001 Me? What did I do? 281 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:10,739 "Oh, Howie, stop talking about space so much." 282 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,543 "Nobody likes it." 283 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,421 I don't sound like that. 284 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,724 You're supposed to be on my side. 285 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,986 I'm always on your side. 286 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:27,222 Then why are you trying to take this away from me? 287 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:32,301 Being an astronaut is the coolest thing I'm ever going to do... 288 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:36,572 ...and if I stop talking about it then I'm just... 289 00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,206 Just what? 290 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,272 Just plain old Howard Wolowitz again. 291 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:47,449 Plain old Howard Wolowitz is the best guy I know. 292 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,582 - You're just saying that. - No, I'm not. 293 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:54,383 I married him. On purpose. 294 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,228 Come here. 295 00:19:57,896 --> 00:20:00,888 - I love you. - I love you too. 296 00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:10,407 Nothing to see here, just sexy police business. 297 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:14,939 Just explaining the theory of relativity. 298 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,438 Twice. 299 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,553 Hey, what you watching? 300 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:29,250 I don't know. Raj sent me some video of Buzz Aldrin. 301 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:33,993 Here you go, it's a Milky Way. 302 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:37,635 The Milky Way is a galaxy in space. 303 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,630 I've been in space. 304 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,373 Here's a Mars bar. 305 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,205 I'm an astronaut. 306 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,749 And this one's a MoonPie. 307 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,554 I walked on the Moon. 308 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,121 What have you done? 309 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,456 Okay, I get it.