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Oh, hey, Stuart, I got you
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a little souvenir
from my trip to space.
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Well, Howard,
that's very nice of you.
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Yeah, maybe. Open it first.
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It's my official NASA portrait.
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"To Stuart, your comic book
store is out of this world.
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Just like the guy
in this picture was."
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For the record, he also thinks
the Walgreens
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and the dry cleaners
are out of this world.
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That's not true.
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At the Walgreens,
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I was "over the moon"
for their store-brand antacids.
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Hey, Stuart, I see
you're getting ready
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for your Halloween party.
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Yeah, it's my annual attempt
to meet women.
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Ninth time's the charm.
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Would you like me to help?
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I do have a certain je ne sais
quois when it comes to soirees.
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Thanks, but I can't afford
je ne sais quois.
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How much for just quois?
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You know,
you don't worry about money.
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I'll take care of everything.
Really?
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Yeah, you'll love it. Ain't no
party like a Koothra-party.
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But you know
what wasn't a party?
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That hotel in Kazakhstan
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they put you up in
before the launch.
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I mean,
it's your last night on Earth.
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You'd think you'd get
one porn channel.
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Have you noticed
that Howard can take any topic
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and use it to remind you
that he went to space?
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Interesting hypothesis.
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Let's apply the
scientific method,
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perform an experiment.
- Okay.
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Hey, Howard, any thoughts on
where we should get dinner?
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Anywhere but the Space Station.
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On a good day, dinner was
a bag full of meat loaf.
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But, hey, you don't go there
for the food,
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you go there for the view.
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It's fascinating.
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Let me see if I can
duplicate the result.
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Howard, I've always thought
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the lemon was an
underrated fruit.
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Care to weigh in?
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Not really.
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Oh, well.
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You know, people say the Soyuz
capsule was a lemon.
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But, hey, that baby got me
to space and back.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x05 ♪
The Holographic Excitation
Original Air Date on October 25, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Ladies night
at the Cheesecake Factory.
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Does it get any better
than this?
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I hope so.
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Question. Do you think your
husband's fondness
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for turtlenecks is an
expression of longing
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for his missing foreskin?
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It's not getting any better.
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Uch. It's Leonard.
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He wants to go costume
shopping later.
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- I thought you liked Halloween.
- I do, it's just
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he wants to go to that party
at the comic book store.
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A lot of the guys that hang out
there are kind of creepy.
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- Like my husband?
- And my boyfriend?
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I'm, I'm sorry, Amy.
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You were saying something
about Howard's foreskin?
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Nice try, but you have
to go to that party
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'cause we're going.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go.
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It's just not my idea
of a good time.
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Leonard does thing he doesn't
like to make you happy.
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Yeah, he's my boyfriend.
Isn't that, like, his job?
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Then what's your job?
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Letting him make me happy.
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I just think in relationships
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you get back
what you put into them.
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That's not always true.
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Last night I gave Sheldon
my best come-hither look,
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and he responded
by explaining how
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wheat came to be cultivated.
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I guess I could probably try
a little harder.
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You could start by taking
an interest in his work.
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Yeah, that's kind of a problem.
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Why?
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Not really clear on
what he does.
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He's an experimental physicist.
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Yeah, I'm not really clear on
what that means.
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He takes hypotheses
and designs protocols
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to determine their accuracy.
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Yeah, you're really
just making it worse.
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What kind of tea
would you like?
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I think I'm gonna try green tea
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mixed with lemon zinger.
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Two tea bags in one cup?
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You're not at a rave.
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So, listen, Sheldon,
I was thinking,
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since this is gonna be
our first
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Halloween party
as boyfriend and girlfriend,
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I thought it might be fun for us
to go in a couples costume.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Really? I find that inconsistent
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with everything I know
about you.
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Oh, oh, on the contrary.
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Couples costumes are one
of the few benefits
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of being in a relationship.
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Now imagine this:
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You and I entering
Stuart's party
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and all eyes turn to see
America's most beloved
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and glamorous couple.
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Yeah?
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R2-D2 and C-3PO!
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Dibs on 3PO.
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Sheldon, when I said
couples costume,
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I meant like Romeo and Juliet
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or Cinderella
and Prince Charming,
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not two robots from some
silly movie I don't even like.
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Okay!
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I'm gonna let that slide
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because I know you're hopped up
on tea bags.
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I make compromises
for you all the time.
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Just this once,
can't we find something
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that we're both happy with?
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Fine. How about one
of the most beguiling
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and influential couples
of the 20th century?
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Hewlett and Packard.
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Dibs on Hewlett.
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What, you want to be Hewlett?
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Anybody home?
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Hey-hey-hey,
what are you doing here?
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I just thought I'd
stop by and say hello.
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- Oh, what a nice surprise.
- Oh.
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I don't think you've
ever seen my lab before.
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No, I know.
It's long overdue.
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So, what ya doing?
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Better not be building
a robot girlfriend.
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No. Although Howard was
making some real strides
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in that area until
he met Bernadette.
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- You're kidding.
- Nope.
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Now the Lisatronic 3000
just sits in a box
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waiting for the phone to ring.
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Ooh! What's going on in here?
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Oh, no, no, no,
don't look in there.
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What, is it secret?
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No, it's a nitrogen laser.
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It'll cook your eyeball
like a soft-boiled egg.
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Oh. You might want
to put a sign on it.
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Sign right there.
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Ah. "Danger," sure, sure.
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Yeah. What's, what's that?
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Uh, that is an
integrated ion trap
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and time-of-flight
mass spectrometer.
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Wow. High-techie-techie.
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What's this little box?
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That is a pencil sharpener.
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Ooh, low-techie-techie.
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So, what are you
working on right now?
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- It's actually pretty neat.
- Yeah?
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Yeah. It's a front-projected
holographic display
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combined with laser-based
finger tracking.
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Here, I'll show you.
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We'll just put this
pencil over here.
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Sharp. Thanks to the machine
we saw earlier.
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Very good.
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And then a laser will map
the reflective surface...
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and voilà.
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Wow. That is amazing.
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You know, there's a foundational
idea in string theory
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that the whole universe
may be a hologram.
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What do you mean?
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Oh!
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Wow.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, the holographic principle
suggests
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that what we all experience
every day in three dimensions
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may really just be information
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on a surface located
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at the farthest reaches
of our cosmos.
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So it's possible
that our lives are
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really just acting
out a painting
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on the largest canvas
in the universe.
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Hmm.
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What?
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Sometimes I forget
how smart you are.
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You should visit more often.
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What are you doing?
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Take off your clothes.
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What? Here? Now?
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Yeah. You got a problem
with that?
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No, no.
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It's kind of crazy.
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I've never fooled around
in the lab before.
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Really? Never?
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No. I did have a shot
with the Lisatronic,
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but the extension cord
wasn't long enough.
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Before I forget, I'd like
your opinion on the menus
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I've prepared
for the Halloween party.
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The theme is "food
that goes bump in the night."
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"Creature from
the Black Forest Ham Lagoon."
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On Sesame seed Bunzillas.
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"Night of the Living
Garlic Bread"?
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It's funny because "bread"
sounds like "dead".
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I'm sorry, but these
are just ordinary foods
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with the names bent
into tortured puns.
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The dishes themselves
are in no way Halloweenie.
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Ooh, Hallow-weenies!
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That's a good one.
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They'll pair nicely
with my "Draculoni and Cheese."
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How do I do it?!
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That reminds me, I was thinking
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about wearing my NASA jumpsuit
as a costume.
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But then I realized everyone
would be, like,
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"Where's your costume?
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Why are you wearing your work
clothes, you nut?"
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Hello, boys.
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What are you smiling at?
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Nothing.
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You know where's there's
a lot of nothing.
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Space.
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Boy, it's nice to sleep in
a bed with gravity again.
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Did I tell you about the night
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my retainer floated out
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of my mouth
and into the air lock?
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Yeah, you mentioned it
once or twice.
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So, here we are,
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just a couple
of young newlyweds.
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What to do?
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What to do to you?
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Astronaut Wolowitz,
reporting for booty.
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Preparing thrusters.
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We have liftoff.
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Are we clear to jettison
that nightgown?
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Okay, we need to talk.
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What?
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Howie, I know you
went to space.
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I'm incredibly proud of you.
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But you might want to try
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and not bring it up
every minute.
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I don't talk about it
every minute.
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Tonight at dinner you went on
about it for an hour straight.
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What was I supposed
to talk about?
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We were eating
at Johnny Rockets.
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I'm just saying,
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people are getting
a little tired of it.
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So, I did this amazing thing
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and I'm never allowed
to mention it?
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Of course you can.
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But maybe a good rule would be
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to wait for people
to bring it up.
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Okay, no problem.
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It won't happen again.
257
00:11:53,488 --> 00:11:54,402
I love you.
258
00:11:54,442 --> 00:11:55,942
I love you, too.
259
00:11:58,419 --> 00:12:02,287
I can't tell you how
many times I dreamed
260
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:05,917
I was in bed here
with you when I was...
261
00:12:06,352 --> 00:12:08,936
you know.
262
00:12:10,487 --> 00:12:13,500
What, I can't even point?
263
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,510
So, basically, this is what's
called mag-lev technology.
264
00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:23,936
It uses very powerful
electromagnets
265
00:12:23,956 --> 00:12:26,639
to create a force strong
enough to overcome gravity.
266
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,747
Here, you hold this.
267
00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:30,717
Whoa! That's heavy.
268
00:12:30,736 --> 00:12:33,544
Yeah. Oh, uh, you don't have
on any jewelry, do you?
269
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:34,832
No. Why?
270
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,699
A grad student forgot to take
out one of his piercings.
271
00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,938
Now he's on a transplant list
272
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:42,004
waiting for a nipple his size.
273
00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:46,030
Now watch this.
274
00:12:48,717 --> 00:12:52,352
Whoa!
That is very cool.
275
00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,351
Sometimes I like
to turn this on
276
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,517
and pretend I'm the
super villain Magneto.
277
00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:01,473
It's getting a little
less cool, Leonard.
278
00:13:01,774 --> 00:13:04,800
But what I really am is
a very smart scientist
279
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,646
who understands the
mechanics of the universe
280
00:13:06,677 --> 00:13:08,559
and is wearing the sexy black
underwear you bought him.
281
00:13:08,596 --> 00:13:10,479
There we go.
282
00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:15,952
So, I thought the photo
booth for the party could
283
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:17,967
either be creepy like
a mummy's tomb,
284
00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:21,006
or they also have the Tardis
from Doctor Who.
285
00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:22,994
A Tardis makes no sense.
286
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,613
It's a time machine
from a science-fiction show.
287
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,204
It has nothing to do
with Halloween.
288
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:29,743
That being said,
if you don't get a Tardis,
289
00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:31,653
you stink
and your party stinks.
290
00:13:33,555 --> 00:13:34,956
Do you have a preference?
291
00:13:35,013 --> 00:13:36,232
I don't care. Get the Tardis.
292
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,635
Yes! This party just
became a major rager.
293
00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:42,230
Oh, by the way,
294
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,451
can I borrow your
bullwhip and fedora?
295
00:13:44,593 --> 00:13:46,446
Yeah, sure, whatever.
296
00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:49,146
I was thinking of dressing up
as Indiana Jones'
297
00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:51,277
mocha-skinned love child.
298
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:56,072
"Indian" Jones.
299
00:13:57,860 --> 00:13:59,795
Clever.
300
00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:01,199
What's wrong with you?
301
00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:02,507
Nothing.
302
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,594
Oh, Howard, I've got
a party to plan.
303
00:14:04,618 --> 00:14:07,071
Don't make me
pull it out of you.
304
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,433
Okay, here it is.
305
00:14:09,472 --> 00:14:12,161
Bernadette said you guys are
all sick of me
306
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,872
talking about my trip to space.
307
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,609
Is that true?
308
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,990
- No.
- Yes.
309
00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,441
We seem to have
different approaches here.
310
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:25,021
I was going
for helpful honesty.
311
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:28,111
I have no idea
what you're doing.
312
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,352
It's called being nice.
313
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:32,934
Okay. If you think
being nice
314
00:14:32,964 --> 00:14:35,131
will get him to shut up,
I'll try it.
315
00:14:37,327 --> 00:14:39,877
You know what, guys? Never mind.
I just won't talk
316
00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:43,397
about the greatest achievement
of my life ever again.
317
00:14:43,536 --> 00:14:46,319
Look at that,
the problem solved itself.
318
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,862
Hello, boys.
319
00:14:57,906 --> 00:15:00,175
What if we were to go
320
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,851
as dinner table favorites
salt and pepper?
321
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,275
You know salt makes me retain
water and my cousin William
322
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,723
was ground to death
in a pepper factory accident.
323
00:15:11,339 --> 00:15:12,639
What about Raggedy Ann and Andy?
324
00:15:12,652 --> 00:15:13,683
I loved them growing up.
325
00:15:13,718 --> 00:15:14,971
No, I don't think so.
326
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,610
Those dolls represent
three things I do not care for:
327
00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:20,307
Clowns, children
and raggediness.
328
00:15:22,669 --> 00:15:24,077
I think it's a lost cause.
329
00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:27,452
No. There are certain things
that say to the world,
330
00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:29,884
"I have a boyfriend,
and he's not made up."
331
00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,508
Matching costumes,
332
00:15:32,535 --> 00:15:34,936
hickeys and sex tapes.
333
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:38,263
Pick one.
334
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,753
What's a hickey?
335
00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:58,775
How do I look?
336
00:15:58,859 --> 00:15:59,733
Fine.
337
00:15:59,791 --> 00:16:04,060
Uh-oh, is someone a little blue?
338
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:09,620
Come on, Howie,
that's like the funniest thing
339
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,845
I've ever said in my life.
340
00:16:12,383 --> 00:16:13,799
What do you say?
You ready to go?
341
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:17,270
To tell you the truth,
I'm not really in the mood.
342
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,328
What are you talking about?
343
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,328
It'll be fun.
All your friends'll be there.
344
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:23,002
Yeah, some friends.
They all think I'm boring.
345
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:25,033
Maybe you should go without me.
346
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:27,375
No, if I'm there alone,
people might think
347
00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:31,128
I'm just a really short
person from Avatar.
348
00:16:31,332 --> 00:16:33,816
I'm sorry.
I just don't want to go.
349
00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:37,498
Hey, I just spent the last three
hours coloring myself blue.
350
00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:38,841
I'm gonna be washing paint out
351
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,005
of my Smurf for a month!
352
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,366
Fine.
353
00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:46,325
Two weeks ago
I was an astronaut.
354
00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:48,918
Yeah, well, now you're a Smurf.
Keep walking.
355
00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:56,877
Oh, my God,
you guys look adorable!
356
00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:58,474
Thanks, so do you.
357
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,700
Slutty cop?
358
00:16:59,725 --> 00:17:01,025
No, sexy cop.
359
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:05,101
Slutty cop only came
with a skirt and two badges.
360
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:07,960
And Albert Einstein?
361
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,233
Ja, und later
she's going to arrest me
362
00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:13,487
for goink fashter
zen da shpeed of light.
363
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:16,468
I thought we said
in the car, no accents?
364
00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:18,832
Sorry, Officer.
365
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:25,075
Hello!
366
00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:28,565
It's a great party!
367
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:30,430
Thank you!
368
00:17:31,492 --> 00:17:33,603
The monster foods,
they're really fun.
369
00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:35,137
Oh, yes, thank you.
370
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:39,103
I like to think of fun things
like that because I'm fun.
371
00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:42,407
I'm not clinically depressed
at all.
372
00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:45,692
Sheldon, get in here!
373
00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:57,927
I should've picked hickey.
374
00:17:58,105 --> 00:17:59,946
Hey, hey, look at you guys!
375
00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:03,503
I'm Raggedy Ann, and
he's Raggedy C-3PO.
376
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,279
It was a compromise.
I lost.
377
00:18:09,169 --> 00:18:10,894
Can you believe
Stuart's walking around
378
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,812
taking credit for this party?
379
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:13,985
Who cares?
380
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,365
What do you mean "who cares"?
Look at what I pulled off here.
381
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:20,208
The deejay's on fire, there's
a Tardis photo booth in the back room,
382
00:18:20,239 --> 00:18:22,124
and, oh, my God, the food!
383
00:18:22,159 --> 00:18:25,143
Stuart wanted Kraft
Draculoni and cheese.
384
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:28,052
You're right, the party's
fantastic. Please, tell me more.
385
00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:29,476
I haven't heard enough
about it all week
386
00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,662
because hearing about that
never gets old!
387
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:33,311
Is this about the
space thing again?
388
00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:35,338
Well, I'm not allowed
to talk about it,
389
00:18:35,357 --> 00:18:37,287
but since you brought it up,
I went to space!
390
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,337
Space, space, space!
Space, space, space!
391
00:18:41,033 --> 00:18:43,794
Whoa, Drinky Smurf.
392
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,514
Can I talk to you for a second?
393
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,745
Great, now I'm in trouble.
394
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:50,441
You happy?!
395
00:18:51,245 --> 00:18:53,501
You, out!
396
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,294
You are being very rude!
397
00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:58,597
No, I'm not.
They're all being rude.
398
00:18:58,628 --> 00:18:59,801
And you're being rude.
399
00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,321
Me? What did I do?
400
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:04,345
"Oh, Howie...
401
00:19:04,597 --> 00:19:07,681
"stop talking
about space so much.
402
00:19:07,945 --> 00:19:10,729
Nobody likes it."
403
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,120
I don't sound like that.
404
00:19:16,401 --> 00:19:17,384
You're my wife.
405
00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:18,934
You're supposed
to be on my side.
406
00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:20,940
I'm always on your side.
407
00:19:20,971 --> 00:19:23,993
Then why are you trying
to take this away from me?
408
00:19:24,589 --> 00:19:26,582
Being an astronaut is
409
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,766
the coolest thing
I'm ever gonna do.
410
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:33,941
If I stop talking about it,
then I'm just...
411
00:19:34,616 --> 00:19:36,516
Just what?
412
00:19:36,813 --> 00:19:40,824
Just plain old
Howard Wolowitz again.
413
00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:44,958
Plain old Howard Wolowitz
is the best guy I know.
414
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:46,489
You're just saying that.
415
00:19:46,514 --> 00:19:49,656
No, I'm not.
I married him.
416
00:19:49,685 --> 00:19:51,819
On purpose.
417
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,594
Come here.
418
00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:55,915
I love you.
419
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,612
I love you, too.
420
00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:07,652
Nothing to see here.
Just sexy police business.
421
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:11,733
Just explaining
the theory of relativity.
422
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,303
Twice.
423
00:20:19,582 --> 00:20:20,982
Hey, what you watching?
424
00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:21,720
I don't know.
425
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:25,785
Raj sent me some video
of Buzz Aldrin.
426
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:30,046
Here you go.
It's a Milky Way.
427
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:34,238
The Milky Way's
a galaxy in space.
428
00:20:34,438 --> 00:20:36,605
I've been in space.
429
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:42,003
Here's a Mars bar.
430
00:20:42,399 --> 00:20:44,065
I'm an astronaut.
431
00:20:48,686 --> 00:20:51,084
And this one's a Moon Pie.
432
00:20:51,497 --> 00:20:54,253
I walked on the Moon.
433
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,337
What have you done?
434
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:02,505
Okay, I get it.
435
00:21:03,374 --> 00:21:09,374
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