1 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:07,280 Love the coffee here, but ugh, these hipsters... 2 00:00:07,281 --> 00:00:10,609 - I'll go in, then. - All right. I'll snag this table here. 3 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,528 Check this guy out, check this guy out. 4 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:15,454 World's weakest lumberjack. 5 00:00:22,417 --> 00:00:24,269 'Sup? 6 00:00:24,270 --> 00:00:25,937 How you doing? 7 00:00:25,972 --> 00:00:29,257 'Sup? 8 00:00:29,258 --> 00:00:30,425 - Yo. - Hey, what can I get for you? 9 00:00:30,443 --> 00:00:33,311 Two dark roast coffees, please. 10 00:00:33,362 --> 00:00:35,480 Hey? 11 00:00:35,481 --> 00:00:38,450 You like Yeasayer? 12 00:00:38,451 --> 00:00:40,485 Oh, my God, that's, like, my favorite band. 13 00:00:40,536 --> 00:00:41,703 Oh, they're so genius. 14 00:00:41,704 --> 00:00:43,121 Oh, no, no, no, they are beyond genius. 15 00:00:43,156 --> 00:00:47,626 Ambling alp is, like, 24-sev on my iPod rotation. 16 00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,294 - Oh, right on. - Yeah, right on. 17 00:00:49,295 --> 00:00:50,829 I really like them. 18 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:52,998 I like a lot of those kinds of bands and stuff. 19 00:00:53,049 --> 00:00:56,468 Oh, some cashola. [Laughs] 20 00:00:56,469 --> 00:00:58,119 Here's a $20 for you. 21 00:00:58,120 --> 00:00:59,588 - Just keep the change. - Oh, thank you. 22 00:00:59,589 --> 00:01:00,806 Yeah, thank you, dude. 23 00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:02,057 - See you next time. - Okay, yeah. 24 00:01:02,058 --> 00:01:04,643 Bye. 25 00:01:04,644 --> 00:01:07,095 [Song plays on radio] Oh, my goodness. 26 00:01:07,096 --> 00:01:12,300 This is my jam, man! 27 00:01:12,301 --> 00:01:14,069 [Giggles] 28 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,321 [Screams] 29 00:01:16,355 --> 00:01:20,325 I'm okay. I'm all right. 30 00:01:20,326 --> 00:01:21,576 You okay, ma'am? 31 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:24,529 I'm okay, I'm just... 32 00:01:24,530 --> 00:01:26,147 Ma'am? 33 00:01:26,165 --> 00:01:29,167 [Upbeat rock music] 34 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:37,347 ♪ 35 00:01:40,463 --> 00:01:42,597 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/ 36 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:46,885 [laughs] 37 00:01:53,643 --> 00:01:55,310 What's going on in here? 38 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:57,679 Oh, you're wearing my Jersey, huh? 39 00:01:57,697 --> 00:02:00,232 - I am. - Dappled sunlight, 40 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:03,535 autumn foliage, a little light on pumpkin patch footage, 41 00:02:03,569 --> 00:02:06,071 but I think the hunt for aim's october 42 00:02:06,122 --> 00:02:07,239 is gonna be my best Amy video to date. 43 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,206 Mm-hmm. 44 00:02:08,241 --> 00:02:10,358 They called me "ma'am." 45 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:14,212 More like "damn," right, honey? 46 00:02:14,247 --> 00:02:15,881 Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely. 47 00:02:15,915 --> 00:02:18,416 Oh, you know what? 48 00:02:18,467 --> 00:02:21,253 Maybe I'll use a swirl swipe for our trip to yogurt depot. 49 00:02:21,304 --> 00:02:23,255 Or is that maybe too on-the-nose? 50 00:02:23,306 --> 00:02:24,840 What's the point of learning all these imovie features 51 00:02:24,841 --> 00:02:26,007 if you don't use 'em? 52 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:27,642 Right. Rendering. 53 00:02:27,677 --> 00:02:33,064 Rendering, rendering, rendering. 54 00:02:33,099 --> 00:02:36,568 Mm, rendering, rendering, rendering. 55 00:02:36,569 --> 00:02:39,387 Oh, babe, careful, that's a signed Jersey. 56 00:02:39,388 --> 00:02:41,072 Suck it. 57 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,190 And he didn't say anything? 58 00:02:42,191 --> 00:02:44,526 No, he just snubbed me for final cut pro. 59 00:02:44,527 --> 00:02:47,395 Then you need to open that sexy little flap trap 60 00:02:47,396 --> 00:02:48,747 and say something. 61 00:02:48,781 --> 00:02:50,248 If you have to ask to be told 62 00:02:50,249 --> 00:02:51,566 that you're not an old hag, 63 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,251 then you are certainly an old hag. 64 00:02:53,286 --> 00:02:55,287 Reaganomics, you are totally not a ma'am. 65 00:02:55,288 --> 00:02:57,238 Angela Lansbury is a ma'am. 66 00:02:57,239 --> 00:02:58,957 Ruth Bader Ginsberg is a ma'am. 67 00:02:59,008 --> 00:03:01,126 Ma'am from Webster is a ma'am. 68 00:03:01,177 --> 00:03:04,462 Ma'am from Webster was one handsome lady. 69 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:05,914 I wonder what she's up to now. 70 00:03:05,915 --> 00:03:07,132 - Search engine it! - Search engine it! 71 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:10,302 - I'm gonna search engine it. - Do it. 72 00:03:10,353 --> 00:03:12,137 Oh, and to add to my crap week, 73 00:03:12,138 --> 00:03:13,471 I have to go to the dentist tomorrow, 74 00:03:13,472 --> 00:03:15,106 which you know how much I love the dentist. 75 00:03:15,141 --> 00:03:16,191 - Yeah. - Probably gonna tell me 76 00:03:16,192 --> 00:03:17,809 I need dentures or something. 77 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,278 I used to go to the dentist back when I had insurance, 78 00:03:20,279 --> 00:03:23,198 before eva canned me from her show. 79 00:03:23,232 --> 00:03:25,767 I've learned to chew on the left side of my mouth. 80 00:03:25,768 --> 00:03:27,535 Eva, what's your network name? 81 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:30,271 Goddesss with three s's. 82 00:03:30,272 --> 00:03:31,456 Huh, look at this. 83 00:03:31,457 --> 00:03:35,160 Someone's WiFi name is "f-u-a-v-a." 84 00:03:35,211 --> 00:03:37,175 Oh, my God. "F.U. Ava." 85 00:03:37,213 --> 00:03:38,630 - Let me see that. - It's right there. 86 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:41,166 No. That's Fuava. 87 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:44,252 That's like an old classic Italian name. 88 00:03:44,253 --> 00:03:46,171 Like, "hey, Mario, Fuava." 89 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:49,174 But the "f" and the "u" are capitalized. 90 00:03:49,175 --> 00:03:51,760 - Someone does not like you. - No. 91 00:03:51,761 --> 00:03:53,345 How you been getting along with your neighbors lately? 92 00:03:53,346 --> 00:03:55,096 I think okay. 93 00:03:55,097 --> 00:03:58,433 Um, let me see, there's tall lady with thinning hair, 94 00:03:58,434 --> 00:04:00,068 uh, ugly sweater couple, 95 00:04:00,069 --> 00:04:03,137 the old man that comes down from somewhere, 96 00:04:03,138 --> 00:04:04,439 and, uh, triangle face. 97 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,992 So you don't actually know any of them? 98 00:04:06,993 --> 00:04:08,994 Not a one. 99 00:04:08,995 --> 00:04:10,478 That's bad, isn't it? 100 00:04:10,479 --> 00:04:13,815 You might wanna make an effort to get to know some of them. 101 00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:15,200 Yeah, then we can get to the bottom 102 00:04:15,201 --> 00:04:18,820 of this "f.U. Ava." 103 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:20,338 It's pronounced "Fuava," 104 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:23,124 like, "my family, they come to this country 105 00:04:23,125 --> 00:04:26,344 to Ellis island with the name Fuava." 106 00:04:26,345 --> 00:04:28,013 - No, it's not. - I don't think it is. 107 00:04:28,014 --> 00:04:29,931 Come on, let's go. 108 00:04:29,932 --> 00:04:32,767 Hi, Uncle Scott. 109 00:04:32,768 --> 00:04:35,020 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 110 00:04:35,021 --> 00:04:36,054 Reagan, I was gonna go get some coffee 111 00:04:36,055 --> 00:04:37,171 and maybe eat some floor. 112 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:38,189 You wanna come 113 00:04:38,224 --> 00:04:39,357 or are you already full from last time? 114 00:04:39,392 --> 00:04:41,142 Why did I ever tell you that? 115 00:04:41,143 --> 00:04:42,477 I'm sorry... Ma'am. 116 00:04:42,478 --> 00:04:44,512 Why did I tell you that? 117 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:45,897 Hey, there are my ladies. 118 00:04:45,948 --> 00:04:48,016 Hi. 119 00:04:48,017 --> 00:04:49,234 Hey, look at Amy. She looks so cute. 120 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,086 Where did you get that baby hard hat? 121 00:04:51,087 --> 00:04:53,538 - Grab my phone and film it! - Oh, there it is. 122 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:55,123 All right, there we go. 123 00:04:55,124 --> 00:04:56,858 Okay. Oh, God, I hate these icons. 124 00:04:56,859 --> 00:04:58,543 I always press the flower... 125 00:04:58,544 --> 00:04:59,744 - You're filming yourself. - I am. 126 00:04:59,745 --> 00:05:01,212 Okay, no, you're aiming it towards you. 127 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,530 - Well then, how do I... - You gotta ch... 128 00:05:02,531 --> 00:05:04,249 - Oh. Yikes. - No, you... 129 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,533 That's not good. Really? 130 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:08,670 - Just flip it, honey. - Okay, sorry. 131 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:11,339 - [Groans] - Oh, you missed it. 132 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:12,640 You gotta get better at filming stuff. 133 00:05:12,641 --> 00:05:14,309 You know, I mean, I'm at work all day 134 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,428 and the cutest thing I see is Scott watching YouTube videos 135 00:05:16,429 --> 00:05:18,179 with his cheaters on. 136 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:20,048 [Giggles] 137 00:05:20,049 --> 00:05:21,566 I'm just saying that if you don't get it on video 138 00:05:21,567 --> 00:05:23,735 - then I don't see it. - Okay. 139 00:05:23,736 --> 00:05:26,821 Honey, you talk about missing Amy when you're at work. 140 00:05:26,822 --> 00:05:28,573 But you're not even experiencing the moments 141 00:05:28,574 --> 00:05:30,241 that you are there for. 142 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,993 I am experiencing it. 143 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,411 Through a screen. 144 00:05:33,412 --> 00:05:36,064 You know what, I want you to go one week without filming Amy. 145 00:05:36,065 --> 00:05:41,069 Just put the phone down and try to appreciate 146 00:05:41,070 --> 00:05:44,172 all the beauty that's around you. 147 00:05:44,173 --> 00:05:45,707 - You know what I'm saying, baby? - Babe, what are you doing? 148 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:48,076 You're in the frame. You're... I can't see her. 149 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:49,260 No video? 150 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,029 That's gonna be ree-ough for him. 151 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:53,581 Mm-hmm. 152 00:05:53,582 --> 00:05:55,416 I can go a week without taking a picture. 153 00:05:55,417 --> 00:05:58,269 Boom. Done sauce. 154 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,724 Good. And can we be done sauce with done sauce? 155 00:06:02,725 --> 00:06:03,808 You came up with done sauce. 156 00:06:03,809 --> 00:06:04,859 I didn't come up with done sauce. 157 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:08,613 I came up with amazeballs. 158 00:06:08,614 --> 00:06:11,265 Hello. Reagan Brinkley, right? 159 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:13,201 - Yep. - Ah, nice to meet you. 160 00:06:13,202 --> 00:06:14,452 - You too. - Nice to meet you. 161 00:06:14,453 --> 00:06:16,037 I'm just a dumpy old mee-maw 162 00:06:16,038 --> 00:06:18,073 here to get her chompers looked at. 163 00:06:18,074 --> 00:06:20,775 Okay, okay, well, just sit back, relax, 164 00:06:20,776 --> 00:06:22,443 and open your mouth to the Max. 165 00:06:22,444 --> 00:06:23,611 - Okay. - Okay? 166 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:25,630 Let's take a little lookie-look. 167 00:06:25,631 --> 00:06:27,448 See what we got going on down there. 168 00:06:27,449 --> 00:06:29,084 - All right. - All right. 169 00:06:29,085 --> 00:06:30,385 Let me see. 170 00:06:30,386 --> 00:06:31,636 - Whoa! - What? 171 00:06:31,637 --> 00:06:32,720 What's wrong? What's wrong? 172 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:35,256 That is a gorgeous bite. 173 00:06:35,257 --> 00:06:36,674 Oh, thank you. 174 00:06:36,725 --> 00:06:38,810 - Stunningly beautiful. - Thank you. 175 00:06:38,844 --> 00:06:40,461 Wow, and I'm guessing 176 00:06:40,462 --> 00:06:42,313 you already do whitening treatments, right? 177 00:06:42,348 --> 00:06:44,149 Actually, I, um, haven't even been to the dentist 178 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:47,468 for, like, three years, to be honest. 179 00:06:47,469 --> 00:06:50,021 Well, I got pregnant and it just, like, got crazy. 180 00:06:50,022 --> 00:06:52,073 Then I went to back to work and then there was, like, 181 00:06:52,074 --> 00:06:53,658 all that construction on ventura so... 182 00:06:53,659 --> 00:06:55,810 Okay, okay, I'm gonna have to stop you. 183 00:06:55,811 --> 00:06:57,695 I don't normally say this, okay? 184 00:06:57,696 --> 00:07:00,198 But I'm gonna recommend you start drinking 185 00:07:00,199 --> 00:07:03,501 a lot of coffee and a lot of red wine 186 00:07:03,536 --> 00:07:07,455 so you don't blind people with that dazzling smile right there. 187 00:07:07,456 --> 00:07:11,492 - Come on now. - No, I'm serious. 188 00:07:11,493 --> 00:07:15,513 A smile like that is the reason I got into the business. 189 00:07:15,514 --> 00:07:18,433 - Oh, Dr. Welborn. - Yeah. 190 00:07:18,434 --> 00:07:20,301 Totally serious. 191 00:07:20,302 --> 00:07:23,171 Oh, thank you. 192 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,190 Okay, next I'm taking a look at the sign up sheet here. 193 00:07:25,224 --> 00:07:28,693 Elaine is gonna start a weekly newsletter, so let's... 194 00:07:28,727 --> 00:07:30,612 Hello, 91423! 195 00:07:30,613 --> 00:07:32,280 Is this the neighborhood meeting? 196 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:33,865 I think it already started. I'm so sorry. 197 00:07:33,866 --> 00:07:35,116 Excuse me. Sorry. 198 00:07:35,117 --> 00:07:36,618 [Door slams] Oh! 199 00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:38,369 - Oops! Wow, that's a... - Sorry. 200 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:40,822 Do you mind? I'm so sorry. There's a spot right there. 201 00:07:40,823 --> 00:07:45,026 May we sit, sir? Thank you. 202 00:07:45,027 --> 00:07:47,495 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Oh, sorry, sorry. 203 00:07:47,496 --> 00:07:49,547 - Come on up, come on up. - Wow. 204 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:53,251 - Well, I can't... I can't see. - Oh, you're right. 205 00:07:53,252 --> 00:07:55,203 If we're facing this way, I can't see. 206 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:56,671 You're doing the meeting, right? 207 00:07:56,672 --> 00:07:58,706 You're not running the meeting. [Laughs] 208 00:07:58,707 --> 00:08:00,708 I'd be like best seat in the house if you were. 209 00:08:00,726 --> 00:08:02,393 That's a weird view, seeing the back of his neck. 210 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,728 Do you want to find another seat? 211 00:08:03,729 --> 00:08:05,230 There's a seat back here. 212 00:08:05,231 --> 00:08:07,565 - Yep. Okay. - I'll just, uh... 213 00:08:07,566 --> 00:08:09,434 Oh, right there. Sit there. 214 00:08:09,435 --> 00:08:10,685 [Gasps] Perfect. 215 00:08:10,686 --> 00:08:11,903 As I was saying, 216 00:08:11,904 --> 00:08:14,989 just to make sure we all get the e-newsletter, 217 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:16,557 did everyone sign in? 218 00:08:16,558 --> 00:08:18,159 You know what? I did not. 219 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,911 And I would love to get one, 220 00:08:19,912 --> 00:08:21,746 because I don't know everyone's names. 221 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:24,749 I do know all of your Internet network names. 222 00:08:24,783 --> 00:08:27,568 You are beaglebrigade. Ding! 223 00:08:27,569 --> 00:08:30,588 Give me... surfergurrl. Boom. 224 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:33,258 Captain222. That was hard. 225 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:35,343 [Laughs] Huh. 226 00:08:35,344 --> 00:08:38,296 And let me see Fuava. 227 00:08:38,347 --> 00:08:41,099 It's "f" you, Ava. Short for fu... 228 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,417 Ah, bup-bup-bup! We know, Wayne. 229 00:08:43,418 --> 00:08:44,636 You're the worst. 230 00:08:44,637 --> 00:08:47,255 You leave your garbage cans out all week. 231 00:08:47,256 --> 00:08:50,758 You do that horrible loud singing every morning. 232 00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:53,144 They're vocal exercises. 233 00:08:53,145 --> 00:08:54,946 Wow, can you believe this guy? 234 00:08:54,947 --> 00:08:57,782 It sounds like a seagull being beaten to death with a bagpipe. 235 00:08:57,783 --> 00:08:58,950 And you drive like a maniac. 236 00:08:58,951 --> 00:09:00,785 That's why we had to install speed bumps. 237 00:09:00,819 --> 00:09:02,237 Let's get on with this. 238 00:09:02,238 --> 00:09:04,739 I'm hoping to get home in time to catch wheel. 239 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:06,908 These... these people do not like me. 240 00:09:06,909 --> 00:09:10,778 I like you. 241 00:09:10,779 --> 00:09:12,280 But yes, I'm the only one. 242 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:14,299 So we need someone to do 243 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,801 the neighborhood Halloween haunted house. 244 00:09:16,835 --> 00:09:18,753 Rebecca, would you and James maybe wanna... 245 00:09:18,754 --> 00:09:22,173 Me! I'll do it at my house! 246 00:09:22,224 --> 00:09:26,060 Neighborhood people, I recognize that I may have been 247 00:09:26,061 --> 00:09:27,645 a bit inconsiderate in the past, 248 00:09:27,646 --> 00:09:29,297 but if you just give me this chance 249 00:09:29,298 --> 00:09:30,848 to be a better neighbor, 250 00:09:30,899 --> 00:09:33,017 then I guarantee, 251 00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:37,305 I will give you the best haunted house 252 00:09:37,306 --> 00:09:40,141 this four block radius has ever seen! 253 00:09:40,142 --> 00:09:42,694 - Yes! - What do you say? 254 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:46,998 Hooray for second chances! 255 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:49,317 Woo-hoo! 256 00:09:49,335 --> 00:09:52,170 Fuava, you with me? 257 00:09:52,204 --> 00:09:53,705 - Unbelievable. Wow. - Wow. 258 00:09:53,756 --> 00:09:56,758 All right, hope we didn't keep you away from work too long. 259 00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:58,593 I know I didn't mind. 260 00:09:58,594 --> 00:10:00,178 No, I'm just a mom now. 261 00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:01,629 - Just a mom? - Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:01,630 --> 00:10:03,664 - You're more like a milf. - What? 263 00:10:03,665 --> 00:10:05,183 A mother I'd like to floss. [Chuckles] 264 00:10:05,184 --> 00:10:08,469 - Oh, God. - Sorry. 265 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,672 - Dr. Welborn. - I had to say it. 266 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:13,308 Oh, gracious. 267 00:10:13,309 --> 00:10:15,676 All right, looks like in the next six months, 268 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:16,861 we're gonna have to bring you back 269 00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:18,563 to extract those two impacted Wisdom teeth. 270 00:10:18,614 --> 00:10:21,199 Let's do it this week. 271 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,701 What? Wow. 272 00:10:23,702 --> 00:10:25,870 I've never seen a patient so excited about dental surgery. 273 00:10:25,904 --> 00:10:28,289 Oh, well, you know, I don't want anything to happen 274 00:10:28,290 --> 00:10:30,908 - to my perfect lower bite. - Amen. 275 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:33,361 I like a lady who takes care of herself. 276 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:34,962 And you certainly take care of yourself. 277 00:10:34,963 --> 00:10:39,917 [Chuckles] Dr. Welborn. 278 00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:42,318 I do. I work out. 279 00:10:53,328 --> 00:10:54,295 Hi, kids! 280 00:10:54,329 --> 00:10:57,848 Hi. 281 00:10:57,883 --> 00:11:01,002 Afternoon, Wayne. 282 00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:05,189 So I figure if the procedure takes an hour and half, 283 00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:07,692 I have plenty of time to go to the pumpkin patch with Amy 284 00:11:07,693 --> 00:11:10,177 and then just be back in time to pick your numb ass up. 285 00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:11,145 Okay, great. 286 00:11:11,179 --> 00:11:12,396 Hey, honey? 287 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:14,532 I, um, just so you know, 288 00:11:14,533 --> 00:11:17,651 my dentist is kinda into me. 289 00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:19,737 I... what are you talking about? 290 00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:21,739 I just think he has a crush on me. 291 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:25,076 You know, the way he flirts with me, it's like whoa. 292 00:11:25,127 --> 00:11:26,544 - Wait, he's flirting with you? - Yeah. 293 00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:27,878 Do you want me to say something to the guy? 294 00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:30,548 No. Oh, my God, honey. 295 00:11:30,582 --> 00:11:31,665 You will do no such thing. 296 00:11:31,699 --> 00:11:35,202 - It's not worth it. - Okay... 297 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,587 I don't need you coming in here 298 00:11:36,588 --> 00:11:38,923 and making a scene in my dentist office, 299 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,092 all right, over me. 300 00:11:41,143 --> 00:11:43,144 Yes, so the guy thinks I'm sexy. 301 00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:45,730 Big deal. I mean, you know what? 302 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:47,431 Men are gonna find me attractive 303 00:11:47,432 --> 00:11:49,266 because I am and you're gonna have to 304 00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,352 just deal with it, honey. 305 00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:54,188 Oh, hey there! 306 00:11:54,222 --> 00:11:56,607 I will be right with you. [Chuckles] 307 00:11:56,658 --> 00:11:58,225 Wassup, my brother? 308 00:11:58,243 --> 00:12:00,745 Not much. 309 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:02,947 He's, like, burning a hole in my... 310 00:12:02,998 --> 00:12:04,582 [Chuckling] That's the guy? 311 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,950 That's... okay, wow. 312 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:07,535 Well, he's pretty hot stuff. 313 00:12:07,536 --> 00:12:08,869 Don't let him sw... [Laughs] 314 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:10,621 Sweep you off your feet. 315 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,790 Okay, honey, I'll get you in a couple of hours. 316 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:16,910 [Giggles] 317 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:18,846 Babe? 318 00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:20,598 Babe? Babe? 319 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:23,300 - Reagan? Reagan? - What? 320 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:27,438 - That was the guy? - Yeah, that's... 321 00:12:27,472 --> 00:12:32,309 [Children laugh] 322 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,311 Wow, this is great, right? 323 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:35,929 Watching the kiddos. 324 00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:38,949 Taking the moment in with no camera. 325 00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,818 Just pure moment-living. 326 00:12:40,819 --> 00:12:43,487 Amy in pumpkins, it's like being waterboarded with cuteness. 327 00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:45,623 Look at her standing next to that sunflower. 328 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:47,992 It's taller than she is. 329 00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,276 I'm gonna... I'm gonna just get this real quick. 330 00:12:49,277 --> 00:12:50,494 Chris, you take that photo, 331 00:12:50,545 --> 00:12:52,279 Reagan will never let you hear the end of it. 332 00:12:52,297 --> 00:12:53,664 No, I know, you're right, you're right, you're right. 333 00:12:53,665 --> 00:12:56,450 I just gotta enjoy this beautiful nanosecond 334 00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:59,920 in Amy's life that I'll never experience again. 335 00:12:59,954 --> 00:13:02,923 Oh, man, look, she's holding the sunflower with her cousin. 336 00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:04,758 That's like the holy grail of kid shots. 337 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:06,010 Oh, my God. 338 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:09,480 Hey, dad, can Amy and I go in the hay maze? 339 00:13:09,514 --> 00:13:10,797 I'll go with 'em. 340 00:13:10,816 --> 00:13:12,016 You stay here and get ahold of yourself. 341 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,984 Okay. 342 00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,802 Maybe while Amy's in the hay maze, 343 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,655 I'll shoot some b-roll for aimers in autumn, 344 00:13:17,656 --> 00:13:18,823 which is technically not breaking the rules 345 00:13:18,824 --> 00:13:21,141 because she's not in the shot. 346 00:13:21,159 --> 00:13:23,444 You know, Terry and I got lost in a hay maze once. 347 00:13:23,445 --> 00:13:24,445 That's how we made this little one. 348 00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,497 [Chuckles] 349 00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:29,149 I-I'm kidding. It was ivf. 350 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:31,535 Oh. That's so romantic. 351 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,087 Well, no, it's not, but it... 352 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:34,338 - Do you know what that is? - No, I know it's very clinical. 353 00:13:34,339 --> 00:13:35,623 - I know what it is. - Oh, okay. 354 00:13:35,624 --> 00:13:37,174 It's when you don't have intercourse. 355 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:38,992 Oh, look at that. 356 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:40,494 Hey, haunted house is looking good, Ava. 357 00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:42,847 - Thanks. - It's crap. 358 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,515 Well, we just had a creative breakthrough. 359 00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,333 - Our kids can't wait. - It's gonna be great. 360 00:13:46,351 --> 00:13:49,470 I will see you on all Hallow's Eve. 361 00:13:49,504 --> 00:13:51,856 It's gonna be spooooky! 362 00:13:51,857 --> 00:13:53,641 [Ghostly moan] 363 00:13:53,675 --> 00:13:55,860 [Beeping] 364 00:13:55,861 --> 00:13:57,394 - Was that pac-man? - Pac-man, yeah. 365 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,147 [Laughter, indistinct chatter] 366 00:14:00,181 --> 00:14:02,366 This footage is gonna be so good in Amy's movie. 367 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,351 Oh, yeah, pick a good one, little bro. 368 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:05,852 Hey, excuse me? What are you doing? 369 00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:07,371 Just shooting some video. 370 00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,206 Some serious cuteness going on here. 371 00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:10,857 Yeah, I know. That's my kid you're filming. 372 00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:12,543 Oh, he's adorable. 373 00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:14,828 - Argh, Matey! - Yeah. Where's your kid? 374 00:14:14,829 --> 00:14:16,630 Oh, she's just in the hay maze with her Uncle. 375 00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:18,082 I'm just picking up some b-roll. 376 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:20,501 My wife's trying to get me to cut back on the kid pics. 377 00:14:20,502 --> 00:14:22,503 Okay, buddy, I'm gonna stop you right now. 378 00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:25,706 The video tape you're taking of my son, that's my property. 379 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:28,759 - Oh, you're serious. - Yeah. Give it. 380 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:29,843 - Wait, what are you doing? - Give me... 381 00:14:29,844 --> 00:14:31,395 Dude, don't grab my phone. 382 00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:32,730 - Just give it to me. - Give me my phone back. 383 00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:34,047 - Give it. - That's my phone. 384 00:14:34,048 --> 00:14:35,382 Dude, grab somebody else's phone. 385 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,835 Ow, don't... don't slap another guy's hand, man. 386 00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:38,903 Come on, man. Listen, liste... 387 00:14:38,904 --> 00:14:41,772 [Grunts] 388 00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:44,074 There goes your b-roll, a-hole. 389 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,409 Are you kidding? 390 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:47,361 You just slapped my hand and threw my phone away? 391 00:14:47,362 --> 00:14:48,895 Yeah. 392 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:51,949 And then ended it with a pretty good line? 393 00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:57,788 Oh, my God. 394 00:14:57,789 --> 00:14:59,623 Reagan, sorry, my phone was broke... are you okay? 395 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,208 [Mumbling] No, I'm not okay, Chris. 396 00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,843 I'm not okay. 397 00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:06,079 You wouldn't... you wouldn't even defend my honor, Chris. 398 00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:08,299 I'm sorry. What? 399 00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,600 You know what, look at me, Chris. 400 00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,418 Look at me. 401 00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:13,020 Lately I've just... I've just been feeling 402 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,855 like a busted old sow cow, you know. 403 00:15:14,856 --> 00:15:17,090 And I'm not. I'm not. 404 00:15:17,108 --> 00:15:18,609 Like a Bumblebee playing soccer? 405 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,311 - I don't know what... - Why can't you understand? 406 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:23,280 Sow cow! I'm not that. 407 00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:24,698 I mean, look at my body. Look at me! 408 00:15:24,699 --> 00:15:26,450 I'm young, I'm pretty, I'm sexy, 409 00:15:26,451 --> 00:15:29,069 I'm all these things and you don't even see me. 410 00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,487 Oh, pretty and sexy. 411 00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,489 Reagan, of course I think you're pretty and sexy. 412 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,458 Did you have lower face replacement? 413 00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:39,463 [Indistinct] 414 00:15:39,464 --> 00:15:42,040 Oh, I got that. I heard that. 415 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,895 All right, guys, 416 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:46,918 ♪ 417 00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:49,023 ♪ 418 00:15:49,024 --> 00:15:52,309 because I had an extra door, so where do y... 419 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:01,953 I-I think I killed her. 420 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,174 [Flatly] Oh, no, you're dead. 421 00:16:07,209 --> 00:16:09,210 [Both laugh] 422 00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:11,679 We're just tossing around some death scenes 423 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,264 for the haunted house, you know? 424 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,049 It's just... It's not even... 425 00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,335 - It's a rubber cleaver, Scott. - Yeah. 426 00:16:17,336 --> 00:16:20,521 Oh, this is gonna be a legendary Halloween. 427 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,690 I gotta get back to work. 428 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:26,077 See you guys on Halloween. 429 00:16:26,078 --> 00:16:28,062 Oh, you know what, I... 430 00:16:28,063 --> 00:16:32,066 I think I... killed her. 431 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:40,691 [Both laugh] 432 00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:42,693 How funny was that? 433 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:51,085 Hey, sorry, this isn't any new footage. 434 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,704 I'm just trying to salvage some of my files. 435 00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:55,890 Look, Reag, I'm sorry that I haven't been 436 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,008 paying much attention to you. 437 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:58,542 It's just between the job 438 00:16:58,543 --> 00:17:00,344 and worrying about missing out on the Amy milestones... 439 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,646 What's that? What's this? That's me. What is this? 440 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,815 That's just when you tried to film Amy with the hard hat. 441 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,734 - It's already in here. - Wait, no, no, don't touch it. 442 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,736 Get out of the way. 443 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,221 Chris, you're totally checking out my butt. 444 00:17:11,222 --> 00:17:12,690 What... oh, well, yeah. 445 00:17:12,691 --> 00:17:13,941 I mean, I'm... I'm always checking out your butt. 446 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,527 Play it again. Play it again. 447 00:17:18,947 --> 00:17:21,248 Look, Reagan, I just want you to know, 448 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:25,286 as crazy as everything gets, you are still first in my life. 449 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:29,623 I think you are so beautiful. I love you so mu... 450 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,425 I can't believe my butt didn't burst into flames, 451 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:33,677 the way you're staring at it. 452 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,763 Oh, yeah, no, I-I literally sneak a peak 453 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,132 every time that you bend over. 454 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:42,970 Honey, that's all you had to say. 455 00:17:42,971 --> 00:17:44,438 Mm. 456 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,724 See? Video can bring people together. 457 00:17:46,725 --> 00:17:48,142 Yeah. 458 00:17:48,143 --> 00:17:50,644 So maybe I can do some Amy filming for trick-or-treating. 459 00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:52,663 - You may not. - Okay. 460 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,267 All right, let's go check out auntie Ava's haunted house, huh? 461 00:17:57,268 --> 00:17:58,619 [Screaming] 462 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,738 Whoa... [Thunder cracks] 463 00:18:00,739 --> 00:18:02,656 Yeah, this will gonna be great. 464 00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:04,992 Yeah... 465 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,460 [Screaming] 466 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,662 [Chuckles] Look at those kiddos run. 467 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:09,947 [Sighing happily] 468 00:18:09,948 --> 00:18:11,632 They're gonna be traumatized for life. 469 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,001 Oh, God, they're having a blast. 470 00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:16,504 Is it possible to be voted queen of the neighborhood? 471 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:18,839 Why not? There's already a king. 472 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,459 Do not go in that house! It's a nightmare factory. 473 00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:23,644 You are sick. 474 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,130 Who would do those things to elmo? 475 00:18:26,131 --> 00:18:27,681 What's going on? 476 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:31,969 Showing kids the movie saw? Are you out of your mind? 477 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:35,156 I think maybe our haunted house might have gone too far? 478 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,824 Yeah, well, maybe they shouldn't have 479 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:39,193 handed the job over to two people 480 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,328 who know almost nothing about human children. 481 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,780 - Walter. - What? 482 00:18:42,781 --> 00:18:44,031 You used to be a freakin' cowboy 483 00:18:44,032 --> 00:18:45,783 at children's birthday parties. 484 00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:47,201 You should have known better. 485 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,989 They should know better. This is a gothic work of art. 486 00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:54,341 You gotta shut that down. 487 00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:57,678 You gotta... You gotta shut that down. 488 00:18:57,712 --> 00:19:00,047 Ava, honey, I think that you should maybe skip 489 00:19:00,048 --> 00:19:01,715 the next few neighborhood meetings. 490 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,667 I'm gonna get Amy home. 491 00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:07,021 Now that I think about it, it's kinda your fault. 492 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,305 [Screaming in background] 493 00:19:08,306 --> 00:19:09,840 I think a lot of these people 494 00:19:09,841 --> 00:19:13,561 actually have a good basis for a lawsuit. 495 00:19:13,612 --> 00:19:15,863 Ugh, God, I know, Wayne, I messed up. 496 00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:19,016 Are you kidding me? It's hilarious. 497 00:19:19,017 --> 00:19:20,584 [Children whimpering, screaming] 498 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,369 You failed miserably, but you tried. 499 00:19:22,404 --> 00:19:24,538 - I did. - Come on over. 500 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,740 I'll pour you a finger of scotch. 501 00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:27,875 Make it three fingers and I'm in. 502 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,577 [Both laugh] 503 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:33,047 Hey, I have some good ideas for your new network name. 504 00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:38,219 I... think I... killed her. 505 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,670 Oh... 506 00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:42,306 Oh, it's... Oh, it's very muddy. 507 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,059 It's very muddy. 508 00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:49,563 - Hey. - [Clears throat] 509 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,599 - Morning, babe. - Good morning. 510 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,550 - So... - Mm. 511 00:19:53,551 --> 00:19:54,852 I made another video. 512 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,754 What is it? Amy's first day of November? 513 00:19:56,755 --> 00:20:00,291 Mm-hmm. 514 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,694 - What is this? - ♪ you are so beautiful 515 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,204 - [laughs] - ♪ to me 516 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:18,259 - What is... when... where were you? - ♪ you are so beautiful 517 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,261 I just... 518 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:27,584 ♪ To me 519 00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:30,271 - mm. - Yay. 520 00:20:39,517 --> 00:20:42,119 - Walter, you need to relax. - I will not relax! 521 00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,488 Last night was a disaster. 522 00:20:44,489 --> 00:20:48,075 I have an mfa in stagecraft from carnegie mellon. 523 00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:50,661 I should have been able to scare without blood and guts. 524 00:20:50,695 --> 00:20:53,530 Come on, dig deep. 525 00:20:53,531 --> 00:20:56,533 What really scares you? 526 00:21:00,555 --> 00:21:03,106 Hands... 527 00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:07,194 - All over me in a dark closet. - Yes. 528 00:21:07,195 --> 00:21:09,980 Dentures in a jar... 529 00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:11,448 Marionettes. 530 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:15,452 I'm terrified of, uh... 531 00:21:15,453 --> 00:21:19,289 Bad plastic surgery... 532 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:20,624 - Needlepoint... - Oh. 533 00:21:20,658 --> 00:21:22,659 - The absence of wind. - [Gasps] 534 00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:25,495 Or... too much wind. 535 00:21:25,496 --> 00:21:28,248 - Next year, we do this right. - Yes!