1 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:04,538 Another woman wronged. 2 00:00:04,606 --> 00:00:06,272 (Elevator bell dings) Country music superstar Bobby Gallagher 3 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:08,340 has gone underground since news 4 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:11,744 of his affair with backup singer Naomi Gutierrez. 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,447 Gallagher's wife, Reba Mackenzie, who gave up 6 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,816 her own promising singing career 15 years ago 7 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:19,185 to "look after our family," 8 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:20,887 will be appearing with her husband 9 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,854 to show the world that she will indeed 10 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,523 stand by her man. 11 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:28,994 I know that I've sinned against God and my wife 12 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:30,963 with that woman. 13 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:34,866 So I've decided to suspend the rest of my, uh... 14 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,569 "These vows are sacred" tour... 15 00:00:39,537 --> 00:00:42,607 To, uh, to spend more time with my family. 16 00:00:42,674 --> 00:00:44,942 I've prayed on it, 17 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:46,911 and I believe they have both forgiven me. 18 00:00:46,979 --> 00:00:48,245 (Woman) Really? 19 00:00:48,313 --> 00:00:49,914 You think your wife's forgiven you? 20 00:00:49,982 --> 00:00:52,149 Of course I do. (Chuckles) 21 00:00:52,217 --> 00:00:54,283 Well, Reba, honey, get up here. Tell these people the truth. 22 00:00:54,351 --> 00:00:57,487 (Chuckles nervously) 23 00:00:57,554 --> 00:01:00,256 (Clenches teeth) I don't think that's a good idea. 24 00:01:00,324 --> 00:01:02,158 Of course it is. 25 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:05,729 Come on. Just tell these people what's on your mind. 26 00:01:05,796 --> 00:01:08,297 (Continues clenching teeth) I don't think you want that. (Laughs) 27 00:01:08,365 --> 00:01:11,600 Uh... 28 00:01:11,668 --> 00:01:13,102 (Under breath) You said you were gonna support me. 29 00:01:13,169 --> 00:01:15,804 Now you're just embarrassing me. 30 00:01:15,872 --> 00:01:17,239 I'm embarrassing you? 31 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:18,273 Ooh. 32 00:01:18,341 --> 00:01:19,374 I'm... 33 00:01:19,442 --> 00:01:20,743 Okay. 34 00:01:22,846 --> 00:01:26,180 He's a moron. 35 00:01:27,850 --> 00:01:30,652 And I'm leaving his lyin', cheatin' butt. 36 00:01:32,254 --> 00:01:34,088 Was that the kind of support you were looking for? 37 00:01:34,156 --> 00:01:35,422 (Clicks teeth) 38 00:01:42,296 --> 00:01:44,665 Mom, why can't we stay in Nashville? 39 00:01:44,732 --> 00:01:46,667 I don't belong in Malibu. My skin's too fair. 40 00:01:46,734 --> 00:01:48,869 I'll just be one giant freckle. 41 00:01:48,936 --> 00:01:50,837 You know, you need to work a summer 42 00:01:50,905 --> 00:01:53,173 on your uncle's ranch, muckin' stalls. 43 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:58,277 Your mama did it, and now she's got skin as tough as leather. 44 00:01:59,512 --> 00:02:00,546 Thank you, mama. 45 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:02,514 Hey, mom. 46 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,050 Huh? 47 00:02:04,117 --> 00:02:05,350 I, for one, am thrilled about this. 48 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:06,686 See, I'm-a have my girlfriend in Nashville 49 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:08,054 for when I go back, 50 00:02:08,121 --> 00:02:11,657 and then I'm-a get a hot new one in California. 51 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,760 He is his father's son. 52 00:02:15,828 --> 00:02:17,028 I'm sorry. What? 53 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,530 He said you're a horn dog, just like your daddy. 54 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:24,635 ♪ 55 00:02:24,704 --> 00:02:27,672 == sync, corrected by Martzy == www.addic7ed.Com 56 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,940 (Reba) ♪ walkin' with my head high ♪ 57 00:02:30,008 --> 00:02:32,910 ♪ soakin' up the sunshine ♪ 58 00:02:32,977 --> 00:02:37,314 ♪ nah-nah-nah-nah-nah, life is sweet ♪ 59 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,986 Huh. 60 00:02:43,054 --> 00:02:44,387 Whoa. 61 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:47,190 Are you kidding me? This is where we're gonna live? 62 00:02:47,257 --> 00:02:48,290 Yeah. Yeah. 63 00:02:48,358 --> 00:02:50,093 Sweet. 64 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,862 I didn't know we had this house, mom. 65 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:55,397 (Chuckles) Neither did I. 66 00:02:55,465 --> 00:02:57,734 Turns out your daddy had a lot of pretty things 67 00:02:57,801 --> 00:03:00,369 I didn't know about. 68 00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:04,239 Whoa, I bet he got a lot of action here. 69 00:03:04,306 --> 00:03:06,074 Mama. 70 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:08,076 Hard truths, baby 71 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,711 you know, if it wasn't for the divorce, 72 00:03:09,779 --> 00:03:14,449 you wouldn't have even known he had this Malibu love shack. 73 00:03:14,516 --> 00:03:17,252 Hey, cash, pretty snazzy, huh? 74 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:18,685 I have a beach in front of my house. 75 00:03:18,754 --> 00:03:22,356 Do you know what a beach is? That is where bikinis gather. 76 00:03:22,423 --> 00:03:24,591 (Laughs) And you know what they put in bikinis. 77 00:03:26,128 --> 00:03:28,528 I get the room facing the bikinis. 78 00:03:28,596 --> 00:03:30,597 Pretty exciting, huh, June? 79 00:03:30,665 --> 00:03:32,233 I wanna go back to Nashville. 80 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,767 What? You hated Nashville! 81 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,468 You stayed upstairs alone all the time. 82 00:03:35,535 --> 00:03:38,604 Honey, maybe out here, you can finally make some friends. 83 00:03:38,672 --> 00:03:40,273 You think I didn't have any friends? 84 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,075 No. No, I didn't mean that at all, honey. 85 00:03:42,143 --> 00:03:43,376 Of course you had friends. 86 00:03:43,443 --> 00:03:47,280 No, I didn't. Do you even know me? 87 00:03:47,347 --> 00:03:48,882 Well, I know you well enough to know 88 00:03:48,949 --> 00:03:52,384 I shouldn't have started that conversation! 89 00:03:52,451 --> 00:03:54,086 There she is. (Cooler lid opens) 90 00:03:55,155 --> 00:03:58,423 Come here, you. Big hugs. 91 00:03:58,491 --> 00:04:00,492 Come here. Oh, bring it in. 92 00:04:00,559 --> 00:04:03,228 Oh. 93 00:04:03,296 --> 00:04:05,563 Uh... excuse me, but do I know you? 94 00:04:05,631 --> 00:04:07,731 No, but I know you. 95 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,567 Ah! You're like a hero around here to all the wives. 96 00:04:10,635 --> 00:04:13,337 I mean, I can't tell you how many times in my life 97 00:04:13,405 --> 00:04:15,606 I have just wanted to grab a microphone 98 00:04:15,674 --> 00:04:16,874 and shout out to the world, 99 00:04:16,942 --> 00:04:19,343 "my husband likes to wear my panties!" (Giggles) 100 00:04:20,846 --> 00:04:23,413 (Laughs) 101 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,081 That is so funny that I'd know that about you 102 00:04:25,149 --> 00:04:27,017 before I even know your name. 103 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:28,251 Oh! 104 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:30,220 I am Kim. I'm your next door neighbor. 105 00:04:30,288 --> 00:04:32,689 I noticed you were home 'cause I can see right in. 106 00:04:32,756 --> 00:04:36,526 Anyway, I just wanted to come by and say hi. 107 00:04:36,593 --> 00:04:40,129 So... hi. 108 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,099 Thank you. Hi. I'm Reba, and that's my mama, Lillie Mae. 109 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,334 - Howdy. - Hey. 110 00:04:45,401 --> 00:04:46,668 If he's wearing your panties, 111 00:04:46,736 --> 00:04:48,304 what do you wear? 112 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,941 I see where Reba gets it. 113 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:53,375 Come here, you. Big hugs. 114 00:04:53,443 --> 00:04:55,043 No. Oh. 115 00:04:57,947 --> 00:05:00,248 I think she unhooked my brassiere. 116 00:05:00,316 --> 00:05:01,449 Oh. 117 00:05:01,516 --> 00:05:05,153 Reba, sit down. You're making me uncomfortable. 118 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,655 Come on. 119 00:05:07,723 --> 00:05:08,823 So... 120 00:05:08,891 --> 00:05:10,824 How are you holding up? 121 00:05:10,892 --> 00:05:12,960 Oh. Well... (Chuckles) Aside from this conversation 122 00:05:13,027 --> 00:05:15,528 and all this touching... (Clears throat) 123 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:16,796 Pretty good. 124 00:05:16,865 --> 00:05:18,265 Are you sleeping? 125 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:19,799 Because you're looking a little baggy around the eyes... 126 00:05:19,868 --> 00:05:22,102 baggy and yet puffy at the same time, 127 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:24,137 which is exactly very hard to do. 128 00:05:24,205 --> 00:05:28,640 You know, I have tons of sleeping pills if you want, 129 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,542 or I could also recommend... 130 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:33,545 (Clenches teeth) A top shelf plastic surgeon. 131 00:05:35,249 --> 00:05:37,884 Did you used to be a man? 132 00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:44,555 I don't get it. 133 00:05:44,623 --> 00:05:47,725 Anyway, I just wanna say, I think what you are doing 134 00:05:47,793 --> 00:05:50,695 is so brave, you know? 135 00:05:50,763 --> 00:05:52,663 Leaving your husband, starting all over from scratch, 136 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:56,134 no job, no prospects, two kids to scare the men away. 137 00:05:56,202 --> 00:05:57,369 Ugh. 138 00:05:57,436 --> 00:05:59,970 No, no, my Reba has prospects. 139 00:06:00,038 --> 00:06:01,538 Yes, I do. 140 00:06:01,606 --> 00:06:03,707 I used to be a singer/songwriter, 141 00:06:03,775 --> 00:06:05,242 and I'm gonna have a meeting with a producer 142 00:06:05,310 --> 00:06:08,545 to talk about restarting my career. 143 00:06:08,613 --> 00:06:10,948 Really? (Gasps) Well, that's so exciting. 144 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:12,316 When's the meeting? 145 00:06:12,384 --> 00:06:15,385 Well, we hadn't set a time yet. 146 00:06:15,452 --> 00:06:17,053 Oh. Uh-huh. You guys just trying 147 00:06:17,121 --> 00:06:19,322 - to coordinate your schedules, and... - Yeah. 148 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:20,856 Kinda like that. 149 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:23,059 He's having a hard time getting back to me. 150 00:06:23,127 --> 00:06:25,661 Uh-huh. 151 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:28,631 And as far as your husband is concerned, 152 00:06:28,698 --> 00:06:30,432 you did the right thing. 153 00:06:30,499 --> 00:06:32,534 If I had your stones, I would have left my husband 154 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,036 the first time he asked me to sleep with him 155 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,071 and those three other women. 156 00:06:36,139 --> 00:06:37,205 Uh... 157 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:40,008 Okay. (Laughs) 158 00:06:40,076 --> 00:06:42,077 Uh... 159 00:06:42,145 --> 00:06:45,180 Whoa. Uh, look, I-I don't mean to be rude, 160 00:06:45,248 --> 00:06:47,448 but we don't talk about private matters like this 161 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:48,749 back in Nashville. 162 00:06:48,817 --> 00:06:51,585 Oh. I'm so sorry. Of course. You're right. 163 00:06:51,653 --> 00:06:54,054 Hush my mouth. I mean, isn't that what you people say? 164 00:06:54,121 --> 00:06:55,855 (Imitates Southern accent) Hush my mouth! 165 00:06:57,825 --> 00:07:01,127 Well, it's more like "shut your trap." 166 00:07:01,195 --> 00:07:03,196 (Laughs) That is so cute. 167 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:16,785 Finally, you're back. 168 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,989 Oh. Good to see you, too. 169 00:07:20,057 --> 00:07:22,325 How was your first day of school? 170 00:07:22,392 --> 00:07:24,593 I wanna go home to Nashville. 171 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:27,296 Honey, we are not going back to Nashville. 172 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:29,430 Well, great. 173 00:07:29,498 --> 00:07:31,532 Okay. What is it? Talk to me. 174 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,569 It's guy stuff. It's the kind of stuff I talk to dad about. 175 00:07:34,636 --> 00:07:36,171 Well, right now I'm about as close to a guy 176 00:07:36,239 --> 00:07:38,106 as you're gonna get, unless, of course, 177 00:07:38,174 --> 00:07:41,276 your grandma goes back to smokin' her cigars. 178 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,179 So what is it? 179 00:07:44,247 --> 00:07:45,980 Amy's seeing another guy. 180 00:07:46,047 --> 00:07:48,415 She doesn't wanna do a long distance relationship. 181 00:07:48,483 --> 00:07:52,853 Honey, I'm sorry, but you'll meet somebody else. 182 00:07:52,921 --> 00:07:53,988 No, mom, I won't. 183 00:07:54,055 --> 00:07:56,090 People out here are so shallow, 184 00:07:56,157 --> 00:07:57,291 and I thought it was gonna be easy to live here 185 00:07:57,359 --> 00:07:58,425 'cause I'm so good-lookin' 186 00:07:58,493 --> 00:08:00,927 and people like having me around. 187 00:08:04,198 --> 00:08:07,433 Cash, there's more to you than just your looks. 188 00:08:07,501 --> 00:08:10,103 Well, yeah, but that's my best part. 189 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:13,739 And everyone out here's good-lookin'... 190 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:16,175 Even the ugly people. 191 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:22,781 Well? Aren't you gonna say something? 192 00:08:22,848 --> 00:08:26,818 Sometimes silence is the best advice. 193 00:08:33,025 --> 00:08:34,558 Hey! 194 00:08:34,626 --> 00:08:37,895 Hey, mom! It's great to see you! 195 00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:39,663 (Laughs) 196 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:41,565 Thank you, honey. Boy, you look happy. 197 00:08:41,633 --> 00:08:43,467 I am. I made a friend. 198 00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:45,502 Oh, honey, that's fantastic. 199 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:49,205 Oh, and that producer Mr. Bata called. 200 00:08:49,273 --> 00:08:50,907 You have your meeting on Friday. 201 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:52,242 Oh! He's finally gonna see me. 202 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,811 Come here, you wonderful little girl! 203 00:08:54,878 --> 00:08:57,213 - Mom? Mom? Hey, mom. - Ooh! 204 00:08:57,281 --> 00:08:59,349 - Okay. Stop it. - Okay. All right. 205 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,517 I thought you said that meeting was a no-brainer. 206 00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:03,286 I lied. (Laughs) 207 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:05,087 That's a big part of being positive. 208 00:09:05,155 --> 00:09:06,155 (Laughs) 209 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:08,223 Oh. Hi, Mrs. Mackenzie. 210 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:11,226 It's a pleasure to meet you. 211 00:09:11,294 --> 00:09:12,761 Uh-huh. 212 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:14,063 Who's this? 213 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,565 This is Sage. 214 00:09:16,632 --> 00:09:19,835 Ooh! Sage from upstairs. 215 00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:22,370 No, I'm from next door. 216 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:24,405 No, you're from upstairs. 217 00:09:24,473 --> 00:09:27,308 I think you met my stepmom Kim. 218 00:09:27,376 --> 00:09:30,711 Sage, we have a rule here in our house. 219 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,947 No boys upstairs. 220 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:34,082 It's okay, mom. 221 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:37,217 How is it okay? You two just get married? 222 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,553 No. He's gay. 223 00:09:42,390 --> 00:09:44,291 And we have the same "no boys upstairs" rule 224 00:09:44,359 --> 00:09:46,093 at my house. 225 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,794 (Both laughing) 226 00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:49,796 (Chuckles) 227 00:09:49,864 --> 00:09:51,898 Oh, I'm sorry. You just threw me. 228 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,600 I mean, you don't seem gay. You seem normal. 229 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,169 I'm not saying that gay isn't normal. 230 00:09:57,237 --> 00:09:59,405 It's just... (Laughs) I was just... well... 231 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:01,140 It's just... I... 232 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,342 That's cute. It's just... oh. 233 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:06,445 I'm... I'm gonna go put my head in the freezer, I think. 234 00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,488 Hi. I'm Reba Mackenzie. 235 00:10:16,555 --> 00:10:18,623 I'm here to see Mr. Bah-ta. 236 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:21,026 I'm Geoffrey. I'm Mr. Bata's assistant. 237 00:10:21,093 --> 00:10:23,495 Just take a seat. 238 00:10:23,562 --> 00:10:25,362 He'll be right with you. 239 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:28,899 I brought homemade cookies. 240 00:10:28,966 --> 00:10:31,468 Okay, I-I didn't make 'em. I bought 'em. 241 00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:32,602 But if I was gonna make some cookies, 242 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:35,372 these would be the kind of cookies I would make. 243 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,607 That is so weird. I was just thinking, 244 00:10:37,675 --> 00:10:39,209 oh, my God. I hope somebody brings in cookies. 245 00:10:39,277 --> 00:10:40,744 But not any cookie. No, no. 246 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:44,647 I want cookies that come with a really long story behind them. 247 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:49,852 Fine. 248 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,521 I'll just be over here quiet-like. 249 00:10:51,588 --> 00:10:53,122 Mm-hmm. 250 00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:56,559 It's just that I'm so excited. 251 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:58,393 Things have been going a little wrong here for my family lately, 252 00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:00,529 and this is like the first good thing 253 00:11:00,596 --> 00:11:02,164 that's happened to us in forever. 254 00:11:02,231 --> 00:11:05,367 This is my ray of sunshine. You know what I'm talking about? 255 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:08,070 - Okay, mami, you're killing me. - Why? 256 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,971 Why? Because he's not gonna meet with you. 257 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,973 Is he in there with somebody really important? 258 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,874 In there? (Scoffs) There's nobody in here. 259 00:11:13,942 --> 00:11:15,008 Mira, look. 260 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:17,278 Hello? There's nobody in here. 261 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:18,912 He's in Santa Barbara. 262 00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,047 He's doing pilates or something. I don't know. 263 00:11:20,115 --> 00:11:21,415 He's gonna call in 20 minutes 264 00:11:21,483 --> 00:11:23,717 and say that he got tied up and we should reschedule. 265 00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:25,619 We will, and he'll do the same thing again. 266 00:11:25,687 --> 00:11:28,489 Rinse and repeats. 267 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,990 Why would he do that? 268 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,425 Well, because your ex-husband is very important 269 00:11:32,493 --> 00:11:33,826 in music circles, 270 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,661 and Mr. Bata wants you to think he actually cares, 271 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,064 you know, just in case. 272 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,500 Well, I don't understand. I have a great voice. 273 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,734 I sold an album. 274 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,269 Nobody cares about the voice anymore. 275 00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:44,804 We got computers for that now. 276 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,539 Now we want a hook, okay? 277 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,740 Are you young? 278 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,410 Unh-unh. 279 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,278 Are you sexy? 280 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:56,448 Anh-anh. 281 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:59,451 Are you young and sexy? 282 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:03,354 Are there any other choices? 283 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,357 Get a hook or write a great song. 284 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,558 That's it. 285 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,293 (Blows raspberry) 286 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:12,062 All right. Thanks. 287 00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,364 Do you validate? 288 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,332 - Killing me. - Okay. 289 00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:28,100 Hey, mama. 290 00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:30,802 Hi, sweetie. 291 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:31,903 How did it go? 292 00:12:31,971 --> 00:12:34,005 Oh, what was I thinkin'? 293 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:36,841 Trying to restart my career at my age. 294 00:12:36,909 --> 00:12:39,177 He won't even see me unless I can write a hit song 295 00:12:39,244 --> 00:12:41,045 or lose 20 years. 296 00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:44,549 I guess I missed my chance at being somebody. 297 00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:47,518 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 298 00:12:47,586 --> 00:12:50,121 (Chuckling) 299 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,460 Did I say something funny? 300 00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:58,595 No. 301 00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:03,666 I was just remembering something. 302 00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:04,801 What? 303 00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:08,638 I forget. 304 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,542 Why don't you write something? 305 00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:14,943 Oh, be serious. 306 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:17,480 I haven't written anything since before the kids. 307 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:20,082 Now what am I gonna tell them? 308 00:13:20,150 --> 00:13:22,751 I wanted them to think that I could take care of us. 309 00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:24,587 I guess I wanted to believe that, too. 310 00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:27,455 (Laughing) 311 00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:29,624 What is it? 312 00:13:29,691 --> 00:13:32,260 I just saw a pelican poop. 313 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,898 I'm sorry, but that is funny. 314 00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:39,800 All right. 315 00:13:39,868 --> 00:13:41,236 Mama, have you been drinkin'? 316 00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,970 No. 317 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,571 I was feeling stressed, 318 00:13:44,639 --> 00:13:46,940 and I went for a walk. 319 00:13:47,008 --> 00:13:52,179 And, Reba, I saw this sign that said, "feeling anxious?" 320 00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:54,948 And I was. 321 00:13:55,016 --> 00:13:57,651 I was feeling anxious. 322 00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:59,119 I went inside, 323 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,453 and this honest-to-goodness doctor 324 00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:04,590 wrote me a prescription for this. 325 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:12,331 This... is a happy lolli. 326 00:14:16,101 --> 00:14:19,337 This... is marijuana. 327 00:14:19,405 --> 00:14:21,005 And it's illegal. 328 00:14:21,073 --> 00:14:23,542 - Not here in Southern Cali. - Yes. 329 00:14:23,609 --> 00:14:25,710 You stop it. 330 00:14:25,778 --> 00:14:28,680 Give me back that sucker. Stop it. Stop it. 331 00:14:28,747 --> 00:14:30,815 I don't want you doing this around the kids 332 00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:32,650 or anywhere in the house. 333 00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:34,985 Look, you jarred loose my bunion pad. 334 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:38,822 The kids are not even here. 335 00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:41,091 Cash went off, and June's over there 336 00:14:41,159 --> 00:14:44,328 at that cute little gay boy's house. 337 00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,762 Well, we don't even know those people! 338 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:48,698 Oh, here comes that pelican again. 339 00:14:54,271 --> 00:14:56,406 (Door knob rattles) 340 00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:59,008 (Pounding) 341 00:15:00,711 --> 00:15:03,912 (Pounding continues) 342 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,917 Mom, what are you doing? You're embarrassing me. 343 00:15:08,984 --> 00:15:10,885 You're making out with that boy. 344 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,421 Yeah! Downstairs and not in our house. 345 00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,856 I listened to you. 346 00:15:16,259 --> 00:15:17,892 You're supposed to be gay. 347 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,194 Look, Mrs. Mackenzie, let me put your mind at ease. 348 00:15:20,262 --> 00:15:21,829 We were just practice kissing. 349 00:15:21,896 --> 00:15:23,163 We were both worried about 350 00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:24,432 whether we were good kissers or not, 351 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,534 so we thought we'd practice together. 352 00:15:26,602 --> 00:15:29,036 Yeah, it turns out she's really good. 353 00:15:31,707 --> 00:15:33,774 I'm about to punch you. 354 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:36,676 - And you, young lady, you go home right now. - Ugh! 355 00:15:36,744 --> 00:15:39,613 You, young man, where's your mama? 356 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,680 Hey, mom? 357 00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:42,415 Go home. 358 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:43,850 What is going on in here? 359 00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,918 Um, I'm gonna let you handle this, mom. 360 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,021 Okay. Sweetie, you call me "Kim," remember? 361 00:15:49,089 --> 00:15:50,690 Love you. 362 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:54,126 (Door closes) Hey, Reba. I was wondering when you'd pop by. 363 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:55,494 When I came over here, 364 00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:58,029 your stepson was making out with my daughter. 365 00:15:58,097 --> 00:16:00,633 Uh-huh? 366 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,334 Well, I don't know if you're aware of this or not, 367 00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:04,069 but he's telling everybody he's gay. 368 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,904 I don't think he's gay. 369 00:16:05,972 --> 00:16:08,473 Oh, Reba, come on. They were just practice kissing. 370 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:10,308 He does that with all the girls. 371 00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:13,444 Am I the only one who knows what gay is? 372 00:16:13,512 --> 00:16:15,446 I think I see what's going on here. 373 00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:16,514 (Pats sofa) 374 00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:19,083 You have a problem with homosexuals. 375 00:16:19,151 --> 00:16:21,952 No. No, I don't. Matter of fact, 376 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,789 I wish he was gay so he'd get off my daughter. 377 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:29,159 Oh, my gosh. That's so retro. (Laughs) 378 00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:32,396 What does that even mean? 379 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:35,098 It means that you need a mentor. 380 00:16:35,166 --> 00:16:36,333 You need someone 381 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:39,669 who can help you take the country out of the girl. 382 00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:42,004 Now... (Breathing heavily) I have always wanted 383 00:16:42,071 --> 00:16:44,507 to be a mentor. 384 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:46,442 Let me be yours! 385 00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:49,345 (Chuckles) No. No, I like the country in the girl. 386 00:16:49,413 --> 00:16:51,580 - Oh, come on! Reba, please. - No, no, no. 387 00:16:51,648 --> 00:16:53,816 It'll be so fun and rewarding, 388 00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:55,583 and you can teach me things, too. 389 00:16:55,651 --> 00:16:58,320 I don't think we should teach each other anything. 390 00:16:58,387 --> 00:17:01,656 Reba, Malibu is a wonderful place. 391 00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:04,459 You just have to open your mind. 392 00:17:04,527 --> 00:17:06,027 Trust me. In a few months, 393 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:08,530 you'll be thinking just like me. 394 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:22,042 And then she just barged in. Now it's going to get 395 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,711 all over school, and no one's gonna wanna be my friend 396 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:26,313 because they're gonna be afraid that my redneck mom 397 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:27,547 is gonna come over with a shotgun 398 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:30,850 and throw a jug of moonshine at them. 399 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,685 Yeah. (Laughs) 400 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:34,721 She learned that from me. 401 00:17:34,788 --> 00:17:37,724 Well, you don't have to worry about being embarrassed anymore, 402 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,892 because we're moving back home to Tennessee. 403 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,195 Yes! I'm-a be good-lookin' again! 404 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,233 Reba... 405 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,301 I need to see you outside. 406 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,171 Mama, I'm a grown woman. You're not the boss of me. 407 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:57,242 You're not so grown that I can't whup your behind. 408 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:03,013 I'm going out there 'cause I want to. 409 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,419 Mama, what is it? I don't have time to talk to you 410 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,287 if you're just gonna go all crazy on me. 411 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,756 I've got a lot on my mind. 412 00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:14,191 I'm fine. I have never... 413 00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:20,563 Are you gonna finish that sentence? 414 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,768 - Did I stop talking? - Oh! 415 00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:25,835 Good lord, mama. 416 00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,604 We are going home. 417 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,005 I'm sorry. I made a mistake. 418 00:18:29,072 --> 00:18:31,473 I was hurt, and I wanted to get out of there 419 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,409 as fast as possible, but it's pretty clear 420 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:35,243 we don't belong here. 421 00:18:35,311 --> 00:18:37,780 Cash is miserable, and June's making out with gay boys, 422 00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:39,782 and you're just one happy lolli away 423 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:41,750 from making our clothes out of hemp 424 00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:43,519 and listening to the grateful dead. 425 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:46,288 Yes, ma'am, we are leavin'. 426 00:18:46,355 --> 00:18:48,756 - Reba. - What? What? 427 00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:51,392 Your daddy cheated on me. 428 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,029 (Sighs) 429 00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:56,597 He did what? 430 00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,234 He cheated on me, and I... 431 00:19:00,302 --> 00:19:03,537 I stayed with him, which is what we did in those days. 432 00:19:03,604 --> 00:19:05,439 But, Reba, 433 00:19:05,506 --> 00:19:07,474 it killed my soul, 434 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:11,010 and I will not let it kill yours. 435 00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:15,014 Oh, mama. 436 00:19:15,082 --> 00:19:16,950 Oh, baby. 437 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,218 You gave up your voice once, 438 00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:21,921 and now here you have a chance to find it again. 439 00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:26,191 Don't you go back just 'cause it's hard right now. 440 00:19:27,661 --> 00:19:30,429 Wow, mama, that was good. 441 00:19:30,497 --> 00:19:33,298 Well... 442 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:37,301 I'm learning to maintain. 443 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:40,872 (Reba's voice) ♪ people back home ♪ 444 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,307 ♪ wouldn't know me now ♪ 445 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:46,544 ♪ I was in the dark, had my head in the clouds ♪ 446 00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:50,515 ♪ it's amazing what it takes to wake you up ♪ 447 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:53,884 ♪ gettin' out of the saddle in my pickup truck ♪ 448 00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:58,321 ♪ I love everything I have about my new life ♪ 449 00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:01,859 ♪ especially the part where I'm not your wife ♪ 450 00:20:01,926 --> 00:20:03,760 ♪ here's to the new me ♪ 451 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,862 (Laughs) 452 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:07,730 ♪ Say hi to the new me ♪ 453 00:20:07,798 --> 00:20:08,831 What are you doing here? 454 00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:11,000 You don't have a fake appointment. 455 00:20:11,067 --> 00:20:13,002 No, but I do have a hook and a song, 456 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:14,804 and you can tell Mr. Bata 457 00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:17,306 that I'm gonna be in here every day banging on his door 458 00:20:17,374 --> 00:20:19,041 until he lets me in. 459 00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:21,644 Rinse and repeat. 460 00:20:21,712 --> 00:20:24,513 ♪ Especially the part where I'm not your wife ♪ 461 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:37,637 ♪ here's to the new me ♪ 462 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,705 ♪ 463 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,944 (Song ends) 464 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,480 Cash? 465 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,281 What do you think? 466 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,383 Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't listenin'. 467 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,086 I was thinking about that time back in Nashville 468 00:20:54,154 --> 00:20:56,188 when I threw that 60-yard winning touchdown pass. 469 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,789 My whole team... they carried me on their shoulders, 470 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:01,926 and... and they were chantin', "cash! Cash! Cash! Cash! 471 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,962 Cash! Cash." 472 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,932 Good times. 473 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,670 Hi. 474 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,739 Hey, where have you been? Oh, I had an assignment. 475 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,440 By the way, my friend Charlie is coming over later 476 00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,242 to study up in my room. 477 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:20,810 We've been through this before. No boys upstairs. 478 00:21:20,878 --> 00:21:22,312 Charlie's a girl, mom. 479 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,747 Oh. Then that's fine. 480 00:21:23,814 --> 00:21:26,916 Oh. She's also a lesbian. Is that still fine? 481 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:30,086 (Footsteps retreat) 482 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:34,290 We've got some rough sleddin' ahead of us, mama. 483 00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:37,693 But it's gonna be okay, and you know why? 484 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,229 I love your record. 485 00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:41,364 You do? 486 00:21:41,432 --> 00:21:42,933 - I do. - Oh, mama, thanks. 487 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,301 I think it's so great. 488 00:21:44,369 --> 00:21:46,002 I think we should just get the hell out of Nashville 489 00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:49,037 and take it to Hollywood. 490 00:21:54,743 --> 00:21:55,977 (Clatter) 491 00:21:56,045 --> 00:21:57,668 What was that, baby? 492 00:21:58,058 --> 00:21:59,794 == sync, corrected by Martzy == www.addic7ed.Com