1 00:00:01,926 --> 00:00:03,597 Oh, man, not another election. 2 00:00:03,697 --> 00:00:05,432 Why do we have to choose our leaders? 3 00:00:05,466 --> 00:00:07,400 Isn't that what we have the Supreme Court for? 4 00:00:07,435 --> 00:00:09,302 (humming) 5 00:00:09,336 --> 00:00:11,304 If you're gonna vote, 6 00:00:11,338 --> 00:00:12,972 we'll need some photo I.D. 7 00:00:13,007 --> 00:00:14,507 But I lived here all my life. 8 00:00:14,542 --> 00:00:16,810 Stopping all Americans from voting is 9 00:00:16,844 --> 00:00:18,912 for the protection of all Americans. 10 00:00:18,946 --> 00:00:22,215 But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college 11 00:00:22,249 --> 00:00:24,951 and gets all his news from monitors at gas stations. 12 00:00:24,985 --> 00:00:26,853 In you go. 13 00:00:28,339 --> 00:00:29,973 Barack Obama? 14 00:00:30,007 --> 00:00:31,241 I don't know. 15 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:33,576 I already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. 16 00:00:33,611 --> 00:00:35,078 Plus he promised me death panels, 17 00:00:35,112 --> 00:00:36,412 and Grandpa's still alive. 18 00:00:36,447 --> 00:00:37,914 Mitt Romney? 19 00:00:37,948 --> 00:00:40,150 I hear he wears magic underpants. 20 00:00:40,184 --> 00:00:42,886 I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. 21 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,288 Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. 22 00:00:45,322 --> 00:00:48,391 On the other hand, he did invent Obamacare. 23 00:00:48,425 --> 00:00:52,089 COMPUTER VOICE: Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. 24 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,697 You may now see his tax returns. 25 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:58,350 Wow. Medical deduction for personality implant? 26 00:00:58,368 --> 00:01:00,369 He's got six wives all named Ann. 27 00:01:00,403 --> 00:01:03,088 The government paid him taxes for five years! 28 00:01:03,123 --> 00:01:04,657 I've got to tell the press! 29 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:06,292 (gasping) 30 00:01:06,326 --> 00:01:10,429 COMPUTER VOICE: You are now being outsourced. 31 00:01:10,463 --> 00:01:13,182 Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! 32 00:01:15,252 --> 00:01:16,318 (grunts) 33 00:01:16,353 --> 00:01:18,587 Well, at least I got a steady job. 34 00:01:18,622 --> 00:01:19,822 D'oh! 35 00:01:19,856 --> 00:01:20,823 Oh! 36 00:01:20,857 --> 00:01:23,325 (humming) 37 00:01:25,395 --> 00:01:27,162 (bubbling) 38 00:01:27,197 --> 00:01:30,232 Hummingbirds, hum and get it! 39 00:01:30,267 --> 00:01:31,767 (chuckles) 40 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:37,006 (chirps) 41 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:38,073 (yowls) (chirps) 42 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:45,864 Homie, the faucet is dripping. 43 00:01:45,899 --> 00:01:47,533 I'll get right on it. 44 00:01:50,203 --> 00:01:52,705 Homer, when are you going to fix this faucet? 45 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:54,306 I'm on it! 46 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:58,677 Are you going to fix the faucet or not? 47 00:01:58,712 --> 00:02:02,748 For the third time this year, yes! 48 00:02:02,782 --> 00:02:03,766 Hmpf! 49 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,791 ♪ The Simpsons 24x03 ♪ Adventures in Baby Getting Original Air Date on November 4, 2012 50 00:02:07,816 --> 00:02:11,816 == sync, corrected by elderman == 51 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:35,898 "I'll get to it, Marge. I'll get to it..." 52 00:02:35,932 --> 00:02:37,333 When we first got married, 53 00:02:37,367 --> 00:02:39,535 he'd only take six months to do things. 54 00:02:39,569 --> 00:02:42,821 Mom, how come you didn't do my homework last night? 55 00:02:42,856 --> 00:02:45,424 (all gasp) 56 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:46,725 (all scream) 57 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,278 Oh, no! 58 00:02:49,312 --> 00:02:52,815 Lisa's face, it's the same! (chuckles) 59 00:02:52,849 --> 00:02:54,316 Everyone, relax. 60 00:02:54,351 --> 00:02:57,252 I think I've got an emergency sinkhole kit in here somewhere. 61 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:58,821 (grunts) 62 00:02:58,855 --> 00:02:59,838 (grunts) 63 00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:00,873 Ooh! 64 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:04,142 (air his 65 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,145 Oh, man, I got to climb stairs? Forget it. 66 00:03:07,163 --> 00:03:09,415 No one stays in the sinkhole! 67 00:03:09,449 --> 00:03:11,917 Lousy surface dwellers. 68 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:17,489 So, what seems to be the problem? 69 00:03:17,524 --> 00:03:20,292 Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling... 70 00:03:20,327 --> 00:03:21,677 (chuckles) 71 00:03:21,711 --> 00:03:24,880 ...as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand. 72 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,516 While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit 73 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,618 which swallowed Boba Fett, 74 00:03:29,652 --> 00:03:31,920 it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena 75 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:34,656 where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu. 76 00:03:34,691 --> 00:03:37,192 Weren't those two places about the same size? 77 00:03:37,227 --> 00:03:39,511 I didn't know this was an ambush! 78 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:42,147 Eh, you know, in this town, you learn to adjust to things: 79 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:45,467 runaway monorails, NASCAR star Jeff Gordon. 80 00:03:45,502 --> 00:03:46,468 Hey, Moe. 81 00:03:46,503 --> 00:03:49,088 Hey. Bet we never see him again. 82 00:03:49,122 --> 00:03:51,457 I'm gonna call it a day, Moe. 83 00:03:51,491 --> 00:03:52,491 (humming) 84 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:54,426 (gasping) 85 00:03:55,028 --> 00:03:56,395 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 86 00:03:56,429 --> 00:03:58,130 That plank's only for coming in! 87 00:03:58,164 --> 00:04:00,232 (gasping, screams) 88 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:01,834 Try to land on the other traitors. 89 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:03,001 (men grunt) 90 00:04:03,036 --> 00:04:06,121 People of Springfield, please be cool like Lou. 91 00:04:06,156 --> 00:04:07,322 Yo. 92 00:04:07,357 --> 00:04:09,725 We will eliminate one eyesore with another 93 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:13,529 by bulldozing our tire fire right into the sinkhole. 94 00:04:14,664 --> 00:04:16,832 But my car's down there! 95 00:04:19,069 --> 00:04:20,436 For the first time, 96 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,771 my administration has solved a problem. 97 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:26,341 The hole has been filled by the thing it fears most: stuff! 98 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:27,392 (gasps) 99 00:04:30,296 --> 00:04:31,980 (crowd cheering, camera shutters clicking) 100 00:04:32,015 --> 00:04:33,248 (groans) 101 00:04:33,283 --> 00:04:34,283 (bell rings) 102 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,517 (kids laughing) 103 00:04:35,552 --> 00:04:37,202 So, just when my dad finishes 104 00:04:37,237 --> 00:04:40,038 his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, 105 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,573 they go and fill it in! 106 00:04:41,608 --> 00:04:42,674 Are the credits transferable? 107 00:04:42,709 --> 00:04:44,910 No. That guy has a bone to pick 108 00:04:44,944 --> 00:04:46,095 with the Board of Regents. 109 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:48,046 Hey, Lisa's not getting on the bus. 110 00:04:50,066 --> 00:04:51,133 Where's she going? 111 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,368 I don't know. Dork farm? Who cares? 112 00:04:53,403 --> 00:04:56,338 She never doesn't do what she's supposed to! 113 00:04:56,372 --> 00:04:57,523 This is major! 114 00:04:57,557 --> 00:05:00,058 Fine. We'll follow her. 115 00:05:01,478 --> 00:05:05,614 Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither am I. 116 00:05:07,617 --> 00:05:09,618 I'm going to a accident! 117 00:05:10,987 --> 00:05:13,155 Lisa's taking a cab? 118 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:14,723 I'm worried. 119 00:05:14,757 --> 00:05:16,742 Does she even know how much to tip? 120 00:05:17,677 --> 00:05:18,760 (tires squeal) 121 00:05:19,963 --> 00:05:21,330 What's it say? 122 00:05:21,364 --> 00:05:25,033 "The five boxing wizards jump quickly." Whoa. 123 00:05:25,068 --> 00:05:29,054 My sister's finally become... mildly interesting. 124 00:05:29,088 --> 00:05:31,940 Sounds like a case for the "Detecti-pals." 125 00:05:31,975 --> 00:05:33,208 Taxi! 126 00:05:33,243 --> 00:05:34,460 (horn blares) 127 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:37,079 Ah, they never stop for blue-heads. 128 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,248 Hello, ma'am. 129 00:05:39,282 --> 00:05:41,800 Are you and your husband here to look for a new car? 130 00:05:41,835 --> 00:05:43,735 No, I'm here to buy one myself. 131 00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:45,571 Uh-huh. 132 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:49,441 Well, I think the Tissan Sensibla is the car for you. 133 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:50,809 It's got all the features 134 00:05:50,844 --> 00:05:52,094 that a modern woman wants, 135 00:05:52,128 --> 00:05:54,913 including all manner of makeup mirrors. 136 00:05:57,317 --> 00:05:59,284 This car looks a little small. 137 00:05:59,319 --> 00:06:00,385 Is the engine powerful? 138 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:03,288 Wow, somebody knows her cars. 139 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:08,093 This baby comes with an RX-12 2-cylinder. 140 00:06:08,127 --> 00:06:10,829 Well, that's odd, because the consumer Web site says 141 00:06:10,864 --> 00:06:12,598 the RX-12 2-cylinder has 142 00:06:12,632 --> 00:06:14,967 a dealer's invoice of $14,700. 143 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,035 (chuckles) You know what I'm gonna do? 144 00:06:17,070 --> 00:06:18,570 I'm gonna talk to my manager. 145 00:06:18,605 --> 00:06:20,806 This says you are the manager. 146 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,742 Those Web sites are taking food out of my children's mouths. 147 00:06:23,776 --> 00:06:26,445 It says on your Facebook page you have no kids. 148 00:06:26,479 --> 00:06:27,813 I have two Yorkies, 149 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:30,516 and I'll be talking about you to them tonight! 150 00:06:31,985 --> 00:06:33,669 I got to hand it to you, Marge. 151 00:06:33,703 --> 00:06:36,288 You got the exact amount of car for our family. 152 00:06:36,322 --> 00:06:39,741 Room for two adults, three kids and zero grandpas. 153 00:06:39,792 --> 00:06:41,026 Mm-hmm. 154 00:06:41,044 --> 00:06:43,545 Uh-oh! Do you hear that rattle? 155 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:44,963 I don't hear anything. 156 00:06:44,998 --> 00:06:45,948 Me, neither. 157 00:06:45,982 --> 00:06:48,199 (sniffs) And what's that smell? 158 00:06:48,218 --> 00:06:50,335 I think it's "new car smell." 159 00:06:50,370 --> 00:06:51,503 Well, I don't like it. 160 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:52,337 (tires screech) 161 00:06:52,372 --> 00:06:53,355 (humming) 162 00:06:58,228 --> 00:06:59,861 (humming continues) 163 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:03,782 (kids cough and groan) 164 00:07:03,816 --> 00:07:06,351 I still smell it! 165 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:09,087 (starter chugging) 166 00:07:09,122 --> 00:07:10,923 Darn car won't start. 167 00:07:10,957 --> 00:07:14,693 Let Automobile Von Bismarck give it a try. 168 00:07:14,727 --> 00:07:16,128 (engine starts) 169 00:07:16,162 --> 00:07:17,329 Well... 170 00:07:17,363 --> 00:07:19,398 Hmm. Well, it wouldn't start for me. 171 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:21,400 (hushed): I think this car's a lemon! 172 00:07:21,434 --> 00:07:23,936 (groans) 173 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,771 Worst car ever! I can't believe it! 174 00:07:25,805 --> 00:07:28,006 Hmm... 175 00:07:28,041 --> 00:07:29,074 (groans) 176 00:07:29,108 --> 00:07:31,043 MARGE: The wipers wipe backwards, 177 00:07:31,077 --> 00:07:33,111 and the defroster lines on 178 00:07:33,146 --> 00:07:34,780 the back window are too close together! 179 00:07:34,814 --> 00:07:36,615 Excuse me! 180 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:40,919 Sir, the car is fine. 181 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:42,721 Can I be straight with you? Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:44,990 As a mechanic, I'm not totally qualified 183 00:07:45,024 --> 00:07:46,825 to judge mental health... 184 00:07:46,859 --> 00:07:49,695 So, you're not totally unqualified. 185 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:51,893 I think the problem is in your wife's head. 186 00:07:51,918 --> 00:07:52,464 Mm-hmm. 187 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:55,500 There's a psychological reason why she hates this car. 188 00:07:55,535 --> 00:07:57,703 Oh, a reason? What could it be? 189 00:07:57,737 --> 00:08:00,839 I'm sorry, but there's no diagnostic computer 190 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,574 for the female mind. 191 00:08:02,609 --> 00:08:06,211 Wow, an auto mechanic who tells the truth. 192 00:08:06,245 --> 00:08:08,146 Mmm! 193 00:08:08,181 --> 00:08:10,899 If you want me to examine your wife overnight, 194 00:08:10,933 --> 00:08:12,401 I can arrange a loaner. 195 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:14,136 She's an '83 Yugo. 196 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:16,705 (Yugoslavian accent): I don't do laundry or kiss boo-boos! 197 00:08:16,739 --> 00:08:19,374 Uh, no, thanks. 198 00:08:20,393 --> 00:08:21,593 Marge. Mm-hmm? 199 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:23,461 Do you think maybe there's another reason 200 00:08:23,479 --> 00:08:24,830 you don't like this car? 201 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:26,598 Um, a... 202 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,266 "feelings" reason? 203 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:29,968 What are you talking about? 204 00:08:30,003 --> 00:08:33,372 Well, maybe you and the car got off on the wrong foot. 205 00:08:33,406 --> 00:08:35,507 When do you think things first went wrong? 206 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,576 All right! I remember we all got in. 207 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:40,746 And by the way, that backseat is pretty tight for the kids. 208 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:44,483 I mean, I don't know what we'd do if we had another baby. 209 00:08:44,517 --> 00:08:45,951 (gasps) 210 00:08:45,985 --> 00:08:50,122 With this car, we're basically saying no more babies. 211 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,256 No, no, Marge. 212 00:08:51,290 --> 00:08:53,792 I want you to explore your feelings. 213 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:57,562 Homer, the reason I hate this car is... 214 00:08:57,597 --> 00:08:59,665 I think I want another baby. 215 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:01,867 An "on purpose" baby?! 216 00:09:01,901 --> 00:09:03,669 I do! 217 00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:09,107 Oh, I really wish I had fixed that faucet. 218 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:12,250 Homie, I want another baby. 219 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,917 What about, you know, "Stinky"? 220 00:09:13,952 --> 00:09:15,452 Maggie's not a baby! 221 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:17,254 Her soft spot's been skulled over 222 00:09:17,288 --> 00:09:19,156 for the last three months! 223 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:24,294 Being a mom is who I am, and I'm not done being who I am. 224 00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:25,896 Okay, Homer, don't speak. 225 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,098 If you must make a sound, whistle. 226 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:30,901 When your wife looks at you full of hope, 227 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:33,303 with an idea that would destroy life as we know it... 228 00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:37,174 just smile, nod and stall, stall, stall 229 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,076 until she changes her mind. 230 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:40,477 Whatever you want, sweetie. 231 00:09:40,512 --> 00:09:41,678 Well, take a shower, 232 00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:43,847 'cause we're gonna try it tonight! 233 00:09:43,882 --> 00:09:47,184 All right! "Try it" means sex. 234 00:09:47,218 --> 00:09:48,285 Whoo-hoo! 235 00:09:48,319 --> 00:09:50,487 Homer, why do you take a three-second pause 236 00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:52,389 before you answer what I say? 237 00:09:54,325 --> 00:09:56,927 Just appreciating... 238 00:09:56,961 --> 00:09:59,963 how lucky... 239 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,299 I am to be... 240 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,234 with... 241 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:05,469 you. 242 00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:07,604 What a wonderful thought. 243 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:12,910 (Homer, Marge laughing) 244 00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:20,017 Boxing wizards. Boxing wizards. 245 00:10:21,519 --> 00:10:23,120 What's she up to? 246 00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,690 Let's settle this like adults. 247 00:10:26,724 --> 00:10:28,692 Wands down! 248 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:35,365 Maybe I should go on antipsychotic meds. 249 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,035 Bart! What are you doing in my room?! 250 00:10:38,069 --> 00:10:39,269 Lowering your blinds. 251 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:40,838 I'd hate for your carpet to fade. 252 00:10:44,826 --> 00:10:47,161 What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school? 253 00:10:47,195 --> 00:10:49,730 What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school? 254 00:10:49,764 --> 00:10:51,365 Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. 255 00:10:51,399 --> 00:10:53,417 And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. 256 00:10:53,451 --> 00:10:55,419 Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. 257 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:57,254 Now, what are you up to? 258 00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:58,939 A gentleman doesn't ask, 259 00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:00,407 and a lady doesn't tell. 260 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:01,708 Can I use that on the chalkboard? 261 00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:03,076 I guess. 262 00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:05,379 Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. 263 00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:07,631 Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day. 264 00:11:07,665 --> 00:11:09,633 My husband and I have been... 265 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,386 snuggling six ways from Sunday... 266 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,754 And let me tell you, 267 00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:16,523 a towel rack will not support your weight. 268 00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:18,158 But we aren't making a baby. 269 00:11:18,193 --> 00:11:20,594 I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... 270 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:24,031 you know, working stuntmen in his cannon. 271 00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:25,666 You were wise to check, Marge. 272 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:26,900 What do you mean? 273 00:11:26,935 --> 00:11:28,702 (chuckles) 274 00:11:28,736 --> 00:11:29,937 Take a look at this. 275 00:11:31,105 --> 00:11:32,506 HOMER: Ooh... 276 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:35,075 X's for eyes. 277 00:11:35,109 --> 00:11:36,777 I guess... that's that, then. 278 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:39,646 Honey, I am so sorry. 279 00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:41,715 I guess we'll just have to learn to love 280 00:11:41,749 --> 00:11:43,483 the three children we have. 281 00:11:43,518 --> 00:11:45,085 Oh... 282 00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:46,353 BART: Lisa's going somewhere 283 00:11:46,387 --> 00:11:48,055 after school two days a week, 284 00:11:48,089 --> 00:11:49,973 and all we have are boxing wizards. 285 00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:51,875 If we're gonna find out what Lisa's up to, 286 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,810 I'll need the help of all her old boyfriends. 287 00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:57,047 Guess we've all carried the same books, huh, guys? 288 00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:59,249 (scoffing): She carried mine. 289 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:02,352 This just became a tree house of horrors. 290 00:12:02,387 --> 00:12:03,687 Whoa! (thud) 291 00:12:03,721 --> 00:12:04,688 MILHOUSE: It's okay! 292 00:12:04,722 --> 00:12:06,557 I landed on a mattress! 293 00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:10,027 ♪ 294 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:37,054 Whatever it is, she's in over her head. 295 00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,221 Way over. 296 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:40,090 We got to save that poor girl. 297 00:12:40,124 --> 00:12:42,426 Uh... anyone know how we get home? 298 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,161 We got bigger problems. 299 00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,729 It's Father Mike! 300 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:48,348 ♪ Tura lura lural... 301 00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:50,217 (gasping) 302 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:52,986 I can't believe 303 00:12:53,021 --> 00:12:55,455 we're never going to have another child. 304 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:56,924 Is everything okay over here? 305 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:57,925 Sorry, guys. 306 00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:58,926 Private family moment. 307 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,661 No, it's okay. 308 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,362 We can share this with you. 309 00:13:02,397 --> 00:13:04,431 Homer can't make a baby 310 00:13:04,465 --> 00:13:06,867 because he nuked his swimmers. 311 00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:08,168 Aw, that's a shame. 312 00:13:08,202 --> 00:13:09,536 Yeah. 313 00:13:09,570 --> 00:13:11,872 That's why I wrap my plums in tinfoil every day. 314 00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:13,874 Eh, nothing we can do. 315 00:13:13,908 --> 00:13:16,610 Hey, Homer... what if you got back one of those samples 316 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:19,146 you sold years ago at the Shelbyville Sperm Bank? 317 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:21,214 You never told me about that. 318 00:13:21,249 --> 00:13:22,649 It's true. 319 00:13:22,684 --> 00:13:24,851 That's how I got the money to buy you your necklace. 320 00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:26,153 Aw... 321 00:13:26,187 --> 00:13:28,155 Ew. 322 00:13:28,189 --> 00:13:29,189 Homie! 323 00:13:29,223 --> 00:13:30,390 We still have a chance! 324 00:13:30,425 --> 00:13:31,558 Okay, Homer. 325 00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,293 This is the moment of truth. 326 00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:36,630 You've got to tell Marge you really don't want another kid. 327 00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:39,132 I, uh... 328 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,834 hope it's twins! 329 00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:42,402 Eh, how bad could it be? 330 00:13:42,954 --> 00:13:43,971 (shrieks) 331 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:49,270 Now, I'm thinking Alex if it's a girl 332 00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:51,105 and Xander if it's a boy. 333 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,174 Uh-oh. She picked names. 334 00:13:53,192 --> 00:13:55,510 Who puts this much thought into having a baby? 335 00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,345 Stall, stall, stall! 336 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,346 Hey, uh... 337 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,664 Hmm... 338 00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:01,933 Why don't we take the longer but nicer 339 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,467 historic route? 340 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:06,304 Then today will be nothing but beautiful memories. 341 00:14:06,355 --> 00:14:07,355 Okay. 342 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:10,942 HOMER: Watch it! 343 00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,977 ♪ 344 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,571 Ooh, a Christmas ornament museum! 345 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:24,589 Can we stop? 346 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,160 Okay, but just for a minute. 347 00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:31,762 We want to hit the candle store, Fudgerama, 348 00:14:31,797 --> 00:14:33,965 the Zipper Hall of Fame, Snow Globe World 349 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,533 and the Taj Meatball. 350 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,369 I think that Shiva used to be Paul Bunyan. 351 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,973 What's Detention doing here? 352 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,641 I need to know what's up with Lisa. 353 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,510 If her grades drop, we're not technically a school; 354 00:14:46,545 --> 00:14:48,179 we're a tornado shelter with voting booths. 355 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:49,714 Nothing exceptional here. 356 00:14:49,748 --> 00:14:50,715 Except... 357 00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:52,817 blue reinforcements. 358 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,086 Only one person I've ever known uses these: 359 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,321 my predecessor, Principal Meredith Milgram. 360 00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,657 (gasps) 361 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,259 Follow me, but be warned: 362 00:15:01,293 --> 00:15:04,829 There's no permission slip for what we're doing. 363 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,899 WOMAN: A quick movement of the enemy 364 00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:10,101 will jeopardize six gunboats. 365 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,470 That's about three more jeopardized gunboats 366 00:15:12,504 --> 00:15:13,771 than I'd expect. 367 00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,873 Thank God we brought the bus driver. 368 00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:16,908 Huh? 369 00:15:18,577 --> 00:15:21,078 Seymour, what are you doing here? 370 00:15:21,113 --> 00:15:22,613 Taking four children across town 371 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:24,916 to investigate a piece of paper we found on the ground. 372 00:15:24,950 --> 00:15:26,751 Don't you have better things to do? 373 00:15:26,785 --> 00:15:27,852 Sadly, no. 374 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:29,987 Same old Seymour. 375 00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:31,822 I know why they're here. 376 00:15:31,857 --> 00:15:33,591 Because they can't let me have a secret. 377 00:15:33,625 --> 00:15:35,826 It drives them crazy. 378 00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,061 LISA: Cursive writing. 379 00:15:37,095 --> 00:15:38,496 I'm learning cursive. 380 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:41,699 All these sentences have every letter of the alphabet in them. 381 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:44,602 Ooh, don't they teach those fancy squiggles at school? 382 00:15:44,636 --> 00:15:46,137 Uh, we do not. 383 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:48,105 Outmoded, no room in the budget, 384 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,541 and all the teachers forgot how to make a capital "Q." 385 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,293 Two loops and a flourish. 386 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,713 Luckily, a few brave students still want to learn. 387 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,214 I hope you're happy. 388 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,783 You all just wasted your time 389 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:01,786 working your way into an afterschool class. 390 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,020 (horrified cries) 391 00:16:03,055 --> 00:16:04,055 What fun! 392 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,157 (bell jangles) 393 00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:10,144 I can't believe we spent the whole day here. 394 00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:11,478 (chuckles) 395 00:16:11,496 --> 00:16:15,633 And I got to try every flavor of candy cane: white and red. 396 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,818 Well, maybe we should check into a motel. 397 00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:22,256 (kissing noises) 398 00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:24,759 MARGE: Ooh, Homie, you've lost weight. 399 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:25,793 HOMER: What's that, baby? 400 00:16:25,827 --> 00:16:26,978 Wha...? 401 00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,996 I'll take it from here, wingman. 402 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,915 (chuckling) 403 00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:39,223 Oh, it sure was nice to have a day together as a couple. 404 00:16:39,257 --> 00:16:42,126 Yeah, no kids to ruin it. 405 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,995 I thought the whole point of this trip 406 00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:45,496 was to have another baby. 407 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,332 Marge, I was just being a good husband 408 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:50,234 by pretending to agree with you 409 00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:52,770 while secretly undermining your agenda. 410 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,172 So, you don't want another baby? 411 00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:56,941 How long have you felt this way? 412 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:58,876 Uh, well, looking back, 413 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:02,179 I guess it started sometime before Bart was born. 414 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,132 (whimpers) 415 00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,404 Room for one, please. 416 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,708 (squeaking noise) 417 00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,750 Honey, I'm sorry. 418 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,602 It's just that we have a hard enough time 419 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:28,086 handling three kids. 420 00:17:28,104 --> 00:17:30,472 Emotionally, financially, the boy... 421 00:17:30,523 --> 00:17:32,141 I just didn't know how to tell you. 422 00:17:32,192 --> 00:17:34,894 Just yell across the house like you do everything else. 423 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,862 Okay, good, we're talking. 424 00:17:36,897 --> 00:17:38,197 We're not talking! 425 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,448 Your phone just dialed me. 426 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,367 You were pocket-dialed! 427 00:17:41,401 --> 00:17:42,935 Hey, the pocket wants what it wants. 428 00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:43,953 Oh... 429 00:17:45,989 --> 00:17:49,258 They just leave the maple syrup on the table, huh? 430 00:17:49,292 --> 00:17:50,259 How about that? 431 00:17:50,293 --> 00:17:52,361 That's trust, huh? Shush! 432 00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:55,030 MAN: Now, kids, help your brother Xander. 433 00:17:56,399 --> 00:17:57,766 There he is. 434 00:17:57,801 --> 00:18:01,136 The fat, pathetic slob I'd be with four kids. 435 00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:05,057 Where's Daddy? 436 00:18:05,091 --> 00:18:06,358 Where'd Daddy go? 437 00:18:06,393 --> 00:18:07,593 Here he is! 438 00:18:07,627 --> 00:18:08,894 (laughing) 439 00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:10,496 Oh, right. 440 00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:12,464 That dad was there all along. 441 00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:14,800 Whew! That was so sweet. 442 00:18:14,834 --> 00:18:17,803 Maybe there's no such thing as too many kids. 443 00:18:17,837 --> 00:18:19,305 MARGE: I know what Homer's thinking. 444 00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:22,508 He's thinking that he really wants a baby now. 445 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:25,210 So this should be the time, ironically, 446 00:18:25,245 --> 00:18:28,080 that I'll change my mind and not want one. 447 00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:30,416 Well, no way! I want one more than ever! 448 00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,984 (grunts) 449 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,820 Uh-oh. I... 450 00:18:34,854 --> 00:18:37,656 I don't think I rewound the video the last time I was here. 451 00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:40,059 Um, I'd like to get back a donation 452 00:18:40,093 --> 00:18:43,862 made 15 years ago by a Simpson, Homer. 453 00:18:43,897 --> 00:18:46,899 Or it may be under the name Thad Supersperm. 454 00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:49,652 Homer... 455 00:18:49,686 --> 00:18:50,953 Homer, this is the point 456 00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:53,188 where I really have to know what you want. 457 00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:55,057 I'll tell you what I want, Marge. 458 00:18:55,091 --> 00:18:56,809 I want to make another Simpson. 459 00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:58,577 The table with four legs 460 00:18:58,611 --> 00:19:00,763 is sturdier than the table with three. 461 00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:04,349 Cubes are made of cheese, but pyramids are schemes. 462 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,051 And anything that's half you 463 00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:09,054 is guaranteed 50% perfect. 464 00:19:09,089 --> 00:19:10,589 Oh... 465 00:19:10,623 --> 00:19:13,225 Nice speech, but the last of your sample 466 00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:15,194 was just selected by another couple. 467 00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:16,795 Are you sure there isn't more? 468 00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,896 I mean, there's always 469 00:19:17,931 --> 00:19:19,365 a little ketchup left in the bottle. 470 00:19:19,399 --> 00:19:20,899 I'm afraid not. 471 00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,801 But the couple is waiting in the room there. 472 00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:25,704 Maybe you can talk them into something else. 473 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:27,706 (Homer clears throat) 474 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:29,274 Aah! Oh! 475 00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:31,443 I'd like to buy back my sample. 476 00:19:31,478 --> 00:19:33,145 Are you saying... 477 00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:35,080 our sample came from you? 478 00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:36,548 Here, it's yours. We don't need it. 479 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,267 Well, I expected a little argument. 480 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:40,269 No, no, no, look in the mirror-- that's your argument. 481 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,687 Geez. 482 00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:44,056 I mean, I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm all right. 483 00:19:47,427 --> 00:19:49,128 (Marge gasps) 484 00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:50,429 Homer? 485 00:19:50,463 --> 00:19:52,798 How many samples did you sell? 486 00:19:52,832 --> 00:19:54,133 Uh... 487 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,068 remember that Corvette I had? 488 00:19:56,102 --> 00:19:58,504 I thought they only paid $50 a trip. 489 00:19:58,538 --> 00:19:59,705 Exactly. 490 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:00,906 Well, we're all set. 491 00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:03,609 Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. 492 00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:05,878 With a name like that, he could be president. 493 00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,613 Homie, maybe we should wait. 494 00:20:07,647 --> 00:20:08,814 Wha...? 495 00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:11,350 Maybe there's enough Homer in the world for now. 496 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:12,618 Oh. 497 00:20:12,652 --> 00:20:14,586 But I was really looking forward to... 498 00:20:15,955 --> 00:20:18,407 Oh... oh, boy. Uh... 499 00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:19,908 You're right, Marge. 500 00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:23,378 I don't want to bring more kids into a world full of my kids. 501 00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,746 Yah! 502 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,985 Two adults, please. 503 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,437 Enjoy the film, you two. 504 00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:36,842 (laughing) 505 00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:40,378 Another thing that would be harder with four kids. 506 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,614 You know, I always send the theater manager 507 00:20:42,648 --> 00:20:44,082 a check the next day. 508 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,851 D'oh! 509 00:20:45,885 --> 00:20:47,886 ♪ 510 00:20:49,889 --> 00:20:54,889 == sync, corrected by elderman == 511 00:20:58,751 --> 00:20:59,951 ALL: D'oh!