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D'oh!
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♪ The Simpsons 24x03 ♪
Adventures in Baby Getting
Original Air Date on November 4, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Hummingbirds, hum and get it!
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Homie, the faucet is dripping.
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I'll get right on it.
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Homer, when are you going
to fix this faucet?
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I'm on it!
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Are you going
to fix the faucet or not?
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For the third time
this year, yes!
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Hmpf!
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"I'll get to it, Marge.
I'll get to it..."
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When we first got married,
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he'd only take six
months to do things.
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Mom, how come you didn't do
my homework last night?
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Oh, no!
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Lisa's face, it's the same!
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Everyone, relax.
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I think I've got an emergency
sinkhole kit in here somewhere.
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Ooh!
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Oh, man, I got to climb stairs?
Forget it.
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No one stays in the sinkhole!
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Lousy surface dwellers.
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So, what seems
to be the problem?
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Springfielders are getting
that sinking feeling...
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...as the dangerous sinkhole
continues to expand.
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While this sinkhole is larger
than the Sarlacc pit
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which swallowed Boba Fett,
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it is smaller than the Geonosis
battlerena
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where Jango Fett was beheaded
by Mace Windu.
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Weren't those two places
about the same size?
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I didn't know
this was an ambush!
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Eh, you know, in this town,
you learn to adjust to things:
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Runaway monorails,
NASCAR star Jeff Gordon.
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Hey, Moe.
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Hey.
Bet we never see him again.
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I'm gonna call it a day, Moe.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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That plank's
only for coming in!
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Try to land on
the other traitors.
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People of Springfield,
please be cool like Lou.
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Yo.
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We will eliminate one eyesore
with another
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by bulldozing our tire fire
right into the sinkhole.
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But my car's down there!
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For the first time,
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my administration has solved
a problem.
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The hole has been filled by the
stuff!
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So, just when my dad finishes
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his online degree
in Sinkhole Engineering,
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they go and fill it in!
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Are the credits transferable?
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- No.
- That guy has a bone to pick
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with the Board of Regents.
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Hey, Lisa's not
getting on the bus.
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Where's she going?
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I don't know.
Dork farm? Who cares?
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She never doesn't do
what she's supposed to!
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This is major!
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Fine.
We'll follow her.
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Well, if they're not taking
the bus, neither am I.
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I'm going to a accident!
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Lisa's taking a cab?
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I'm worried.
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Does she even know
how much to tip?
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What's it say?
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"The five boxing wizards
jump quickly." Whoa.
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My sister's finally become...
mildly interesting.
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Sounds like a case
for the "Detecti-pals."
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Taxi!
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Ah, they never stop
for blue-heads.
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Hello, ma'am.
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Are you and your husband here
to look for a new car?
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No, I'm here to buy one myself.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, I think the Tissan
Sensibla is the car for you.
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It's got all the features
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that a modern woman wants,
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including all manner
of makeup mirrors.
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This car looks a little small.
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Is the engine powerful?
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Wow, somebody knows her cars.
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This baby comes with
an RX-12 2-cylinder.
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Well, that's odd, because
the consumer Web site says
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the RX-12 2-cylinder has
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a dealer's invoice of $14,700.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna talk to my manager.
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This says you are the manager.
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Those Web sites are taking food
out of my children's mouths.
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It says on your Facebook page
you have no kids.
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I have two Yorkies,
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and I'll be talking
about you to them tonight!
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I got to hand it to you, Marge.
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You got the exact amount
of car for our family.
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Room for two adults, three kids
and zero grandpas.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-oh!
Do you hear that rattle?
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I don't hear anything.
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Me, neither.
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And what's that smell?
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I think it's "new car smell."
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Well, I don't like it.
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I still smell it!
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Darn car won't start.
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Let Automobile Von Bismarck
give it a try.
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Well...
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Hmm. Well, it wouldn't
start for me.
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I think this car's a lemon!
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Worst car ever!
I can't believe it!
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Hmm...
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The wipers wipe backwards,
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and the defroster lines on
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the back window
are too close together!
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Excuse me!
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Sir, the car is fine.
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- Can I be straight with you?
- Mm-hmm.
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As a mechanic,
I'm not totally qualified
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to judge mental health...
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So, you're not
totally unqualified.
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I think the problem
is in your wife's head.
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Mm-hmm.
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There's a psychological reason
why she hates this car.
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Oh, a reason?
What could it be?
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I'm sorry, but there's
no diagnostic computer
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for the female mind.
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Wow, an auto mechanic
who tells the truth.
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Mmm!
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If you want me to examine
your wife overnight,
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I can arrange a loaner.
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She's an '83 Yugo.
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I don't do laundry
or kiss boo-boos!
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Uh, no, thanks.
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- Marge.
- Mm-hmm?
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Do you think maybe
there's another reason
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you don't like this car?
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Um, a...
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"feelings" reason?
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What are you talking about?
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Well, maybe you and the car
got off on the wrong foot.
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When do you think
things first went wrong?
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All right!
I remember we all got in.
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And by the way, that backseat
is pretty tight for the kids.
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I mean, I don't know what we'd
do if we had another baby.
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With this car, we're basically
saying no more babies.
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No, no, Marge.
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I want you to explore
your feelings.
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Homer, the reason
I hate this car is...
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I think I want another baby.
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An "on purpose" baby?!
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I do!
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Oh, I really wish
I had fixed that faucet.
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Homie, I want another baby.
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What about, you know, "Stinky"?
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Maggie's not a baby!
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Her soft spot's
been skulled over
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for the last three months!
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Being a mom is who I am,
and I'm not done being who I am.
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Okay, Homer, don't speak.
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If you must make a sound,
whistle.
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When your wife looks at you
full of hope,
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with an idea that would
destroy life as we know it...
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just smile, nod
and stall, stall, stall
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until she changes her mind.
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Whatever you want, sweetie.
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Well, take a shower,
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'cause we're gonna
try it tonight!
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All right!
"Try it" means sex.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Homer, why do you take
a three-second pause
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before you answer what I say?
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Just appreciating...
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how lucky...
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I am to be...
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with...
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you.
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What a wonderful thought.
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Boxing wizards.
Boxing wizards.
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What's she up to?
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Let's settle this like adults.
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Wands down!
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Maybe I should go
on antipsychotic meds.
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Bart! What are you
doing in my room?!
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Lowering your blinds.
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I'd hate for your carpet
to fade.
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What are you doing Tuesdays
and Thursdays after school?
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What do you do Tuesdays
and Thursdays after school?
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Write stupid stuff
on the chalkboard.
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And if you have any ideas,
I'm really running out.
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Today's was "mousetraps are
not slippers" or something.
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Now, what are you up to?
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A gentleman doesn't ask,
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and a lady doesn't tell.
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Can I use that
on the chalkboard?
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I guess.
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Gentleman doesn't ask,
lady doesn't tell.
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Now all I need is one for
Martin Luther King Day.
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My husband and I have been...
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snuggling six ways
from Sunday...
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And let me tell you,
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a towel rack will not
support your weight.
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But we aren't making a baby.
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I thought we should check
to make sure Homer has...
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you know, working
stuntmen in his cannon.
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You were wise to check, Marge.
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What do you mean?
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Take a look at this.
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Ooh...
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X's for eyes.
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I guess...
that's that, then.
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Honey, I am so sorry.
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I guess we'll just
have to learn to love
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the three children we have.
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Oh...
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Lisa's going somewhere
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after school two days a week,
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and all we have
are boxing wizards.
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If we're gonna find out
what Lisa's up to,
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I'll need the help
of all her old boyfriends.
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Guess we've all carried
the same books, huh, guys?
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She carried mine.
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This just became
a tree house of horrors.
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Whoa!
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It's okay!
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I landed on a mattress!
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Whatever it is,
she's in over her head.
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Way over.
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We got to save that poor girl.
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Uh... anyone know
how we get home?
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We got bigger problems.
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It's Father Mike!
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♪ Tura lura lural...
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I can't believe
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we're never going
to have another child.
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Is everything okay over here?
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Sorry, guys.
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Private family moment.
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No, it's okay.
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We can share this with you.
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Homer can't make a baby
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because he nuked his swimmers.
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Aw, that's a shame.
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Yeah.
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That's why I wrap my plums
in tinfoil every day.
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Eh, nothing we can do.
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Hey, Homer... what if you got
back one of those samples
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you sold years ago at
the Shelbyville Sperm Bank?
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You never told me about that.
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It's true.
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That's how I got the money
to buy you your necklace.
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Aw...
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Ew.
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Homie!
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We still have a chance!
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Okay, Homer.
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This is the moment of truth.
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You've got to tell Marge you
really don't want another kid.
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I, uh...
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hope it's twins!
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00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,950
Eh, how bad could it be?
261
00:13:16,472 --> 00:13:19,040
Now, I'm thinking Alex
if it's a girl
262
00:13:19,074 --> 00:13:20,875
and Xander if it's a boy.
263
00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,944
Uh-oh. She picked names.
264
00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:25,280
Who puts this much thought
into having a baby?
265
00:13:25,358 --> 00:13:27,159
Stall, stall, stall!
266
00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:28,403
Hey, uh...
267
00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:29,525
Hmm...
268
00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:31,655
Why don't we take
the longer but nicer
269
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,874
historic route?
270
00:13:32,958 --> 00:13:36,038
Then today will be nothing
but beautiful memories.
271
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,347
Okay.
272
00:13:39,767 --> 00:13:40,918
Watch it!
273
00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:53,341
Ooh, a Christmas
ornament museum!
274
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:54,472
Can we stop?
275
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:59,067
Okay, but just for a minute.
276
00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:01,713
We want to hit
the candle store, Fudgerama,
277
00:14:01,767 --> 00:14:03,935
the Zipper Hall of Fame,
Snow Globe World
278
00:14:03,962 --> 00:14:05,375
and the Taj Meatball.
279
00:14:05,449 --> 00:14:08,398
I think that Shiva
used to be Paul Bunyan.
280
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,887
What's Detention doing here?
281
00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:13,555
I need to know
what's up with Lisa.
282
00:14:13,589 --> 00:14:16,252
If her grades drop, we're not
technically a school;
283
00:14:16,295 --> 00:14:18,052
We're a tornado shelter
with voting booths.
284
00:14:18,127 --> 00:14:19,628
Nothing exceptional here.
285
00:14:19,662 --> 00:14:20,629
Except...
286
00:14:20,738 --> 00:14:22,806
blue reinforcements.
287
00:14:22,914 --> 00:14:24,990
Only one person
I've ever known uses these:
288
00:14:25,033 --> 00:14:27,409
My predecessor,
Principal Meredith Milgram.
289
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,183
Follow me, but be warned:
290
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:34,937
There's no permission slip
for what we're doing.
291
00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:37,813
A quick movement of the enemy
292
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:39,866
will jeopardize six gunboats.
293
00:14:39,898 --> 00:14:42,420
That's about three more
jeopardized gunboats
294
00:14:42,474 --> 00:14:43,741
than I'd expect.
295
00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,713
Thank God we brought
the bus driver.
296
00:14:45,747 --> 00:14:46,747
Huh?
297
00:14:48,697 --> 00:14:50,960
Seymour, what are
you doing here?
298
00:14:51,027 --> 00:14:52,527
Taking four children across town
299
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:54,830
to investigate a piece of paper
we found on the ground.
300
00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:56,665
Don't you have
better things to do?
301
00:14:56,699 --> 00:14:57,766
Sadly, no.
302
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,901
Same old Seymour.
303
00:14:59,936 --> 00:15:01,736
I know why they're here.
304
00:15:01,771 --> 00:15:03,505
Because they can't
let me have a secret.
305
00:15:03,539 --> 00:15:05,740
It drives them crazy.
306
00:15:05,775 --> 00:15:06,975
Cursive writing.
307
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,384
I'm learning cursive.
308
00:15:08,512 --> 00:15:11,681
All these sentences have every
letter of the alphabet in them.
309
00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:14,383
Ooh, don't they teach those
fancy squiggles at school?
310
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:15,926
Uh, we do not.
311
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,019
Outmoded, no room
in the budget,
312
00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,455
and all the teachers forgot
how to make a capital "Q."
313
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:22,207
Two loops and a flourish.
314
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:25,627
Luckily, a few brave students
still want to learn.
315
00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:27,117
I hope you're happy.
316
00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:28,653
You all just wasted your time
317
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:31,644
working your way
into an afterschool class.
318
00:15:32,969 --> 00:15:33,969
What fun!
319
00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:40,329
I can't believe we spent
the whole day here.
320
00:15:41,397 --> 00:15:45,419
And I got to try every flavor
white and red.
321
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:47,966
Well, maybe we should
check into a motel.
322
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,335
Ooh, Homie, you've lost weight.
323
00:15:54,557 --> 00:15:55,557
What's that, baby?
324
00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:56,817
Wha...?
325
00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:59,241
I'll take it
from here, wingman.
326
00:16:04,269 --> 00:16:09,094
Oh, it sure was nice to have
a day together as a couple.
327
00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:12,040
Yeah, no kids to ruin it.
328
00:16:12,199 --> 00:16:13,873
I thought the whole
point of this trip
329
00:16:13,899 --> 00:16:15,366
was to have another baby.
330
00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:18,220
Marge, I was just
being a good husband
331
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,148
by pretending to agree with you
332
00:16:20,182 --> 00:16:22,684
while secretly
undermining your agenda.
333
00:16:22,718 --> 00:16:25,086
So, you don't want another baby?
334
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,855
How long have you felt this way?
335
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:28,633
Uh, well, looking back,
336
00:16:28,664 --> 00:16:31,933
I guess it started
sometime before Bart was born.
337
00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:40,318
Room for one, please.
338
00:16:55,022 --> 00:16:56,739
Honey, I'm sorry.
339
00:16:56,757 --> 00:16:58,382
It's just that we have
a hard enough time
340
00:16:58,407 --> 00:16:59,857
handling three kids.
341
00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,314
Emotionally,
financially, the boy...
342
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:03,970
I just didn't know
how to tell you.
343
00:17:03,986 --> 00:17:06,688
Just yell across the house
like you do everything else.
344
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,776
Okay, good, we're talking.
345
00:17:08,798 --> 00:17:09,905
We're not talking!
346
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,177
Your phone just dialed me.
347
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,081
You were pocket-dialed!
348
00:17:13,121 --> 00:17:14,655
Hey, the pocket wants
what it wants.
349
00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:15,723
Oh...
350
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:21,226
They just leave the maple
syrup on the table, huh?
351
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:22,089
How about that?
352
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:23,939
That's trust, huh?
Shush!
353
00:17:23,984 --> 00:17:26,867
Now, kids, help
your brother Xander.
354
00:17:28,118 --> 00:17:29,485
There he is.
355
00:17:29,677 --> 00:17:33,012
The fat, pathetic slob
I'd be with four kids.
356
00:17:35,515 --> 00:17:36,682
Where's Daddy?
357
00:17:36,705 --> 00:17:37,972
Where'd Daddy go?
358
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:39,546
Here he is!
359
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,041
Oh, right.
360
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,352
That dad was there all along.
361
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:46,662
Whew! That was so sweet.
362
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:49,591
Maybe there's no such thing
as too many kids.
363
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,195
I know what Homer's thinking.
364
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,178
He's thinking that he
really wants a baby now.
365
00:17:54,230 --> 00:17:56,901
So this should be
the time, ironically,
366
00:17:56,922 --> 00:17:59,934
that I'll change my mind
and not want one.
367
00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:02,159
Well, no way!
I want one more than ever!
368
00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:06,528
Uh-oh. I...
369
00:18:06,549 --> 00:18:09,351
I don't think I rewound the
video the last time I was here.
370
00:18:09,503 --> 00:18:11,755
Um, I'd like
to get back a donation
371
00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:15,468
made 15 years ago
by a Simpson, Homer.
372
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:19,180
Or it may be under
the name Thad Supersperm.
373
00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:21,270
Homer...
374
00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:22,463
Homer, this is the point
375
00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:25,074
where I really have to
know what you want.
376
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:26,810
I'll tell you
what I want, Marge.
377
00:18:26,824 --> 00:18:28,542
I want to make another Simpson.
378
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,163
The table with four legs
379
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,345
is sturdier than
the table with three.
380
00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:35,981
Cubes are made of cheese,
but pyramids are schemes.
381
00:18:36,068 --> 00:18:37,752
And anything that's half you
382
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,631
is guaranteed 50% perfect.
383
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,020
Oh...
384
00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:44,900
Nice speech,
but the last of your sample
385
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,989
was just selected
by another couple.
386
00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:48,487
Are you sure there isn't more?
387
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:49,462
I mean, there's always
388
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:51,181
a little ketchup
left in the bottle.
389
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,476
I'm afraid not.
390
00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:54,666
But the couple is waiting
in the room there.
391
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,627
Maybe you can talk them
into something else.
392
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,150
- Aah!
- Oh!
393
00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:03,303
I'd like to buy back my sample.
394
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,107
Are you saying...
395
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,813
our sample came from you?
396
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,369
Here, it's yours.
We don't need it.
397
00:19:08,394 --> 00:19:10,095
Well, I expected
a little argument.
398
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:12,085
No, no, no, look in the mirror--
that's your argument.
399
00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:12,855
Geez.
400
00:19:12,906 --> 00:19:16,025
I mean, I'm no Luis Guzman,
but I'm all right.
401
00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:23,297
Homer?
402
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,792
How many samples did you sell?
403
00:19:25,849 --> 00:19:27,150
Uh...
404
00:19:27,184 --> 00:19:29,085
remember that Corvette I had?
405
00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:31,521
I thought they only paid
$50 a trip.
406
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:32,658
Exactly.
407
00:19:32,699 --> 00:19:33,866
Well, we're all set.
408
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,569
Let's make a
Thad Supersperm Jr.
409
00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:38,838
With a name like that,
he could be president.
410
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,739
Homie, maybe we should wait.
411
00:19:40,777 --> 00:19:41,468
Wha...?
412
00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:44,291
Maybe there's enough Homer
in the world for now.
413
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:45,183
Oh.
414
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,659
But I was really
looking forward to...
415
00:19:48,928 --> 00:19:51,249
Oh... oh, boy. Uh...
416
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:52,510
You're right, Marge.
417
00:19:52,572 --> 00:19:56,402
I don't want to bring more kids
into a world full of my kids.
418
00:19:56,561 --> 00:19:57,894
Yah!
419
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:02,818
Two adults, please.
420
00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,373
Enjoy the film, you two.
421
00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:13,235
Another thing that would
be harder with four kids.
422
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,721
You know, I always send
the theater manager
423
00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:17,186
a check the next day.
424
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:18,403
D'oh!
425
00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:32,968
D'oh!
426
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:39,336
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