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It's so beautiful
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- and sparkly.
- I know.
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And it's a nonconflict diamond.
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When Andy proposed to me,
he gave me a ring pop,
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but then he ate it first.
How did Ben do it?
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Let me start
from the beginning.
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- Uh-oh.
- In 1832,
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Ben's great-great-great-great-
grandfather, Teodore Wyatt,
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a bastard, met a beautiful
seamstress from Antwerp.
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Ben and I are getting married,
and I've been telling
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everybody about it.
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I'm so happy, I want
to shout it from the rooftops.
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And she has.
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We've gotten
several noise complaints.
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- We're getting married!
- All right.
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Mm, the joy
that I am feeling
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right now is profound
and unmatched in the modern era.
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And I can't tell you
what it means to me
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that I'm the very first person
that you chose to tell.
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Oh--
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Let me walk around
with you
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as you tell everyone else
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so that I can share true joy
being spread, please?
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Hey, everyone!
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We have something
very exciting to tell you
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that you have
never heard before.
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- Ben and I are engaged...
- What?
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And you're hearing about it
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for the very first time
right now.
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Come on, everybody!
How about a little excitement?
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Leslie and Ben
are engaged!
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Nothing will ever come
between them!
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Leslie and Ben are--
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What's going on?
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Leslie and Ben are engaged!
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Again?
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- You guys!
- Oh.
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- Oh.
- Oh, yeah!
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
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- Okay, T-minus six hours
until the engagement party.
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Has you-know-who
responded yet?
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Surprisingly, no,
Larry Bird has not RSVP'd yet.
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Well, he kind of waits
until the last minute.
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That's his style.
Put him down as a "maybe."
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- Are you excited?
- Yeah, totally.
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I-I just have
two small requests.
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One, put Twizzlers
on the candy table,
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and two,
cancel the party
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because you invited
my parents,
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and they can't be
in the same room together.
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Okay?
Great, thank you.
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No to canceling the party,
and no to Twizzlers.
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We are a Red Vines family.
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You're gonna have
to get used to that.
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I know you're scared,
but I love you,
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and this party
is gonna go great.
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Well, if there's anyone
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who can bring my parents
together,
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it's no one.
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No one can ever
bring them together.
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My family situation
is complicated.
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My parents got divorced
30 years ago
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and they hate each other.
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Okay, I guess it's not
that complicated.
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Okay! You guys pretend
you're Ron Swanson,
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and you're trying to decide
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whether you want
to invest in this company.
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Be super critical.
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You're short.
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And here...we...go!
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Tom Haverford
and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein...
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Creators
of Entertainment 720...
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Proudly present...
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- Rent A Swag!
- Wah!
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Parents, are you tired
of watching
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your middle-school-aged
children grow out
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of the nice clothes
you buy for them?
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Then rent them!
From Rent A Swag.
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I own it.
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You rent it.
You wear it.
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You clean it.
You return it.
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I get rich.
Wink!
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Rent A Swag!
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♪ Where your swag
is my business! ♪
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Okay, stop.
You guys, stop!
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Stop!
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♪ And your business
is my swag ♪
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Stop, stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Please..
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There's actually
a lot more,
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but tell us
your thoughts so far.
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It's the greatest thing I've
ever seen in my entire life.
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- Yes!
- No! It's terrible.
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It's terrible,
you guys.
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I love you, baby.
You're so smart.
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You're presenting this
to Ron Swanson.
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Don't talk about any
of your old, failed businesses,
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get rid
of that stupid light show,
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and definitely don't use
any weird, made-up words
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that Ron doesn't understand.
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But the presentation's
tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.
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We don't have time
to start from scratch.
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Well, if you do any of that,
he's not gonna invest, so...
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Your funeral.
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Hey!
I'm glad you're here.
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Let's go over the plan.
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Okay, you and I go stargazing
in Harvey James park,
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while my parents
slowly strangle each other
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in the living room.
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- No.
Your mom arrives at 7:00.
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We hand her a glass
of chilled white wine,
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and, oh, look,
my mom is walking over,
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and they're both
educators and mothers.
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What a fabulous coincidence.
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Then later, Stephen Wyatt
shows up--that's your dad.
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Yes.
He's terrifying.
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We make some small talk,
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and 30 minutes later,
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I show everybody
the big surprise.
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The Knope-Wyatt unity quilt.
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Ben and I are weaving
our lives together,
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so I have woven this quilt.
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It represents every member
of our new united family.
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Of all my metaphorical
art projects,
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this is by far
the coziest.
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- This is amazing.
- I know.
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I worked really hard on it.
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And, out of respect,
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I did not include any images
of the only other man
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in the world
who's as sexy as you, Joe Biden.
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- Yes, you did, right there.
- Hmm?
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Oh, well,
that's just a little one.
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The point is, this quilt is
going to unite the Wyatt clan.
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It's beautiful,
and it won't.
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Everyone,
before everyone else gets here,
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I'd like to make
a little toast.
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My romantic life has been
a bit of a mixed bag lately.
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And when that's the case,
it's hard not to be cynical
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about love and relationships,
but it's couples like you
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that give hope
to the rest of us.
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Leslie, you deserve the best,
and you found it.
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Ben, don't you dare hurt her.
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I won't.
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Don't laugh.
She means it.
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Okay, I-I won't.
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Seriously, son,
don't hurt her.
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Okay, I'm not planning
on hurting her.
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- You better not be.
- I'm not!
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Hey, Ben,
you best watch yourself.
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Why would any of you think
I would hurt Leslie?
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You're all my friends too.
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Nah.
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This was literally
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the most beautiful
and moving thing
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that I have ever heard.
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There, there,
baby boy.
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Take all the time you need.
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Well, sure, in a wrestling
match, Kirk would win.
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But overall, who would you
rather have at the helm
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of your
Sovereign-class starship?
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Jean-Luc Picard.
No contest.
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Hey, your mom's here.
I need you.
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Thank God.
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- There's my boy!
- Hey, Mom.
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Nice to see you.
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This is Leslie Knope,
my fiancee.
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Hi. It's--it's really nice
to finally meet you, Ms. Wyatt.
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Oh! Please call me Julia.
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Is your father here yet?
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- No fighting tonight, Mom.
- Don't worry!
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I'm going to be civil,
as long as he is.
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Frankly, after what he did
at Geoffrey's graduation--
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Oh, I have some white wine
for you, some Chardonnay.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Right this way.
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- Hey, you guys, come on in.
- Thank you.
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Ann.
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Hey.
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You all right, man?
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The toast that you gave
to Ben and Leslie
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was so beautiful,
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and I'm feeling very raw
from my therapy.
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I am so happy...
And so sad.
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It's like a perfect storm
of emotions.
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And so I'm hiding out here,
so I don't ruin this party
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for my two amazing
best friends
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who I love so much.
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Oh!
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There's no more tissue.
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- Everything ends!
- No, no, no.
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No, there's more tissue.
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- There's--
- Everything goes away.
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And I said,
rules or no rules,
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I just have to kiss
that beautiful face.
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Well, that's
a Knope woman for you.
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When we see something adorable,
we attack it.
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He is adorable,
isn't he?
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You chose well, Benny.
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Aw, thank you.
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So far, so good.
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I'll admit it.
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Things are going
surprisingly well.
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Yeah.
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And pack it up.
It's over, we're screwed.
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He brought his girlfriend?
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He wasn't supposed
to bring his girlfriend, Ben.
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Oh, Ben!
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Your father brought
his little plaything.
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- Hiya, Benny.
- Hey, Dad, hi.
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Hi.
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Unh.
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Hi, Ulani.
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Thought you weren't coming.
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Ulani is my girlfriend,
and she's important to me,
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and I need her here.
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Ulani, hi, I'm Leslie.
What a wonderful surprise.
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We're so happy
that you're here.
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What the hell, Steve?
They didn't know I was coming?
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We didn't know
it was spring break.
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Okay, thanks, everybody,
for coming.
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I'm so sorry
you all have to go home.
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Hey, Red Vines anyone?
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We're a Twizzlers family.
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Okay, we are off to a rocky start,
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but we are gonna fix this.
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Yes, we will.
I called a cab.
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It's outside.
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I gave the driver 100 bucks
to sit and wait,
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so whenever
we're ready to go--
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like, maybe right now--
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all we have to do
is walk outside.
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No, I want to be here now,
with you and your parents.
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Help me make this work.
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Okay, fine.
Best thing to do is
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distract them
with innocuous talk
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- about the stuff they care about.
- Great, like what?
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Well, they're white people
from Minnesota,
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so hockey, fishing, skiing,
sailing, and after a few drinks,
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put on a Prince album.
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Don't mention
the Green Bay Packers
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or the state of Iowa.
And also,
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I have enough
frequent flyer miles
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to get us to Australia
tonight.
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- Everything okay?
- Uh, slight speed bump.
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Everything is terrible,
but I am going to fix it
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with my secret weapon.
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Okay, well I will make sure
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that everything else
runs smoothly.
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Ann, you are such
a good friend.
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You are a beautiful, talented,
brilliant, powerful musk ox.
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Thank you, ox,
for keeping this ship afloat.
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You got it.
254
00:09:16,758 --> 00:09:19,126
Guys, I need your help,
okay?
255
00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,345
Chris is in the back room,
and he's crying.
256
00:09:21,379 --> 00:09:22,996
Go in there, calm him down,
make him feel better.
257
00:09:23,014 --> 00:09:25,349
Leslie and Ben have enough
to deal with, okay?
258
00:09:25,383 --> 00:09:27,217
Thank you.
Wait, why is Chris crying?
259
00:09:27,268 --> 00:09:30,721
- Uh, he's emotional.
- Wait, why is Chris emotional?
260
00:09:30,772 --> 00:09:32,689
Because he's
in therapy right now,
261
00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:34,108
and it's dredging up
a lot of stuff for him.
262
00:09:34,142 --> 00:09:36,276
Wait, wait,
like what kind of stuff?
263
00:09:36,311 --> 00:09:38,145
Like, I don't know,
his friends are getting married,
264
00:09:38,179 --> 00:09:39,513
and he's not
dating anyone.
265
00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:41,482
Why isn't
he dating anyone?
266
00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:43,517
Yeah, why don't you
date him?
267
00:09:43,535 --> 00:09:45,619
Because I'm dating myself
right now, okay?
268
00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,372
I'm--I'm trying to figure out
how to make me happy.
269
00:09:48,406 --> 00:09:49,856
Ugh, why is it always
about you, Ann?
270
00:09:49,874 --> 00:09:51,074
Self-centered much?
271
00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:53,363
Just go, okay?
Thank you.
272
00:09:55,997 --> 00:09:57,581
- Ron in 60 seconds.
- Tom.
273
00:09:57,632 --> 00:09:59,049
I haven't seen you tonight.
274
00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,468
I've been working
on my presentation.
275
00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:02,803
I just came by
to congratulate Leslie,
276
00:10:02,837 --> 00:10:03,971
and then I'm heading back.
277
00:10:04,005 --> 00:10:05,556
I admire
the work ethic.
278
00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:07,808
I'm always looking
for new investments.
279
00:10:07,842 --> 00:10:10,377
Ever since I got my first job
at the age of nine,
280
00:10:10,395 --> 00:10:12,563
I have put
all my money into gold,
281
00:10:12,597 --> 00:10:14,714
which is currently
at an all-time high.
282
00:10:14,732 --> 00:10:20,320
So I have
a certain amount of money.
283
00:10:20,355 --> 00:10:22,489
I've said too much.
284
00:10:22,524 --> 00:10:24,658
Looking forward
to tomorrow.
285
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,410
Yes...
About that.
286
00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:29,446
I was wondering, is there
any chance we could reschedule?
287
00:10:29,497 --> 00:10:30,948
I just want to make sure
everything is up
288
00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,249
to my world-class "standees."
289
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:35,035
I like to keep
my appointments, son,
290
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,503
and I like others
to do the same.
291
00:10:36,538 --> 00:10:39,756
Of course, yes.
No problem, 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.
292
00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:42,009
I think you're gonna be
very impressed
293
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,677
with our presentation.
294
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,797
"Our presentation"?
Who else is joining you?
295
00:10:46,848 --> 00:10:48,131
Ricka ricka ricka ricka!
296
00:10:50,802 --> 00:10:51,918
Swanson.
297
00:10:51,936 --> 00:10:53,753
- Jean-Ralphio.
- That's me.
298
00:10:53,771 --> 00:10:56,023
I didn't realize
you were a part of this.
299
00:10:56,057 --> 00:10:57,608
Of course he is.
He's my business partner.
300
00:10:57,642 --> 00:11:01,028
Shh! Clean!
301
00:11:01,062 --> 00:11:02,980
Business partner,
now and forever.
302
00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:05,932
Hold up!
Forever 21.
303
00:11:05,950 --> 00:11:07,951
21-gun salute.
Salute your shorts.
304
00:11:07,986 --> 00:11:09,269
Kaboosh!
305
00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,121
I just free-associated
all over the "mousse-tache."
306
00:11:11,155 --> 00:11:12,939
That's just one
of many skills he brings
307
00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:14,107
to this business partnership.
308
00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,826
What are those, shrimp?
Ah!
309
00:11:15,877 --> 00:11:19,296
Okay.
Rethink that move, son.
310
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,948
Let's just drive back.
I feel weird.
311
00:11:21,966 --> 00:11:24,551
Steve, you like sailing,
right?
312
00:11:24,586 --> 00:11:26,420
Not any more, since Julia
got the boat in the divorce
313
00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:28,288
and then sold it
to a scrapyard
314
00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:30,123
because she's terrible.
315
00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:31,291
Well, at least
you don't have to deal
316
00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:33,227
with all that boat upkeep now,
right, huh?
317
00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:34,561
Yech, no thankee.
318
00:11:34,596 --> 00:11:36,680
Let's talk about something
other than sailing.
319
00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:37,898
Why don't you head
in the other room?
320
00:11:37,932 --> 00:11:40,484
I have a surprise that--
there she goes.
321
00:11:40,518 --> 00:11:42,986
There's a surprise for you,
so, um, head on in.
322
00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:44,905
I don't like surprises.
323
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,240
Okay, look,
you gave it a try,
324
00:11:46,274 --> 00:11:48,859
but this quilt thing
is not going to work.
325
00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:50,577
Ben, on three separate occasions,
326
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:52,779
I have used a quilt
to mend fences.
327
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,698
In ninth grade,
a quilt ended an argument
328
00:11:54,749 --> 00:11:55,982
between my two best friends,
329
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,834
and a quilt settled
330
00:11:57,869 --> 00:12:00,337
the Donna-Jerry
parking lot feud of 2006.
331
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,821
What was the third time?
332
00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,823
Right [Bleep] now.
333
00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:05,425
Okay, I still don't think
it's gonna work,
334
00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:07,344
but I am really attracted
to you right now.
335
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,681
I know.
Let's do this.
336
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,832
Police, open up!
We have a warrant!
337
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:13,934
Just kidding, it's us.
338
00:12:13,968 --> 00:12:16,053
- Ha, we got you!
- Andy and April.
339
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:17,337
We have someone
who wants to see you!
340
00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,855
Champion!
341
00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,724
Come here.
Hey, big boy.
342
00:12:20,775 --> 00:12:23,009
You are such
a brave, good dog,
343
00:12:23,027 --> 00:12:24,444
with so much spirit.
344
00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:25,729
You've overcome so much.
345
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:30,450
You are the most wonderful dog
in the whole world.
346
00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:32,035
And I am so happy for you.
347
00:12:33,705 --> 00:12:36,239
Okay, everyone, I have
a surprise for all of you.
348
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,241
Voila!
349
00:12:38,293 --> 00:12:41,861
The Knope-Wyatt unity quilt!
350
00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:45,198
It represents our two families
coming together,
351
00:12:45,216 --> 00:12:46,866
and there is a personalized
square for each member
352
00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:49,086
of our joint family, see?
353
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,638
- Sweetheart, this is lovely.
- Thanks, Mom.
354
00:12:51,673 --> 00:12:53,974
Where's my square?
355
00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:55,542
Well,
you're not technically--
356
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,145
- Not technically what?
- Not technically an adult.
357
00:12:58,179 --> 00:13:00,897
This is a very thoughtless
omission, Leslie,
358
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:03,883
and as far as I'm concerned,
if there's no Ulani square,
359
00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:06,269
this is not
a legitimate unity quilt.
360
00:13:06,321 --> 00:13:08,322
- Oh, that old Chestnut.
- Okay.
361
00:13:08,356 --> 00:13:11,558
I will make
an Ulani square.
362
00:13:11,576 --> 00:13:14,227
Very, very easy.
Okay.
363
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:15,612
Look, this is your square now.
364
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,080
What does "Ulani" mean?
365
00:13:17,115 --> 00:13:18,582
"Cheerful."
366
00:13:18,616 --> 00:13:20,117
Sure.
367
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,953
All right.
Look at that.
368
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,905
Unity! It's that simple.
All we had to do was--
369
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:27,574
I don't want her name
on my quilt.
370
00:13:27,592 --> 00:13:29,743
It's not your--
it's everyone's quilt.
371
00:13:29,761 --> 00:13:31,244
It's a unity quilt.
372
00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:33,513
I think it's mean that
you didn't do a square for me.
373
00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:35,015
It's a disaster
is what it is.
374
00:13:35,049 --> 00:13:36,600
You can say that again,
Steve.
375
00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,585
See, Ben,
they're agreeing.
376
00:13:38,603 --> 00:13:39,970
It's working.
377
00:13:40,021 --> 00:13:41,138
Okay, I'm thinking
378
00:13:41,189 --> 00:13:43,890
we junk everything
except the mannequins.
379
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,425
Ron's gotta see how dope
the outfits are.
380
00:13:45,443 --> 00:13:46,777
That's the business.
381
00:13:46,811 --> 00:13:49,312
Why are we going to Ron?
Ron should be coming to us!
382
00:13:49,364 --> 00:13:50,947
We created
Entertainment 720.
383
00:13:50,982 --> 00:13:52,149
Which was
a huge failure.
384
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,367
I don't know--
385
00:13:53,401 --> 00:13:54,934
Look, a bank's
not gonna give us a loan,
386
00:13:54,952 --> 00:13:58,405
and Ron loves
my entrepreneurial spirit.
387
00:13:58,439 --> 00:14:00,490
Trust me, he's our best chance
at getting start-up money.
388
00:14:00,541 --> 00:14:02,159
I hear that.
Let's go clubbing.
389
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,627
No, we gotta work.
390
00:14:03,661 --> 00:14:04,628
Didn't you hear me say
we gotta junk
391
00:14:04,662 --> 00:14:05,779
most of the presentation?
392
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:08,248
Tommy, I will always
be there for you,
393
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,966
no matter what,
but right now,
394
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,469
I cannot be there for you
because I have to go.
395
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,222
I hate to say this, but...
396
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:18,809
Sometimes you've gotta work
a little,
397
00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:21,144
so you can ball a lot.
398
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:23,630
That was beautiful.
399
00:14:23,648 --> 00:14:28,134
That changed me.
I'll give you ten minutes.
400
00:14:28,152 --> 00:14:30,570
You have to try
to eat something, okay?
401
00:14:34,826 --> 00:14:37,194
Mmm!
Wow, that's amazing.
402
00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:40,363
See? There you go.
403
00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:41,832
This one's not as good.
404
00:14:41,866 --> 00:14:43,417
All right, Chris,
here's the plan.
405
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:45,368
I'm just gonna list off
happy things
406
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,287
until you're cheered up.
407
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:50,590
Pizza, the beach,
rock and roll music--
408
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,676
- and I'll list terrible things
to bring you back down.
409
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:55,178
Smallpox,
botched surgery,
410
00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:57,347
snails crawling
out of your mouth.
411
00:14:57,381 --> 00:14:59,850
This is weirdly working.
It's evening me out.
412
00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:02,135
- Okay, keep going, keep going.
- Laughter.
413
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,169
Snails crawling
out of your mouth.
414
00:15:03,187 --> 00:15:04,187
- The beach.
- Snails crawling out
415
00:15:04,222 --> 00:15:05,956
- out of your mouth.
- Cute cats.
416
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:07,224
Snails crawling
out of your butt.
417
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:08,892
Dave Matthews Band.
418
00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,527
Dave Matthews Band.
419
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:13,447
Look, Dad, Leslie worked
really hard on this,
420
00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:15,899
so can you just cool it
for, like, 30 seconds?
421
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:18,285
Sure, I can.
422
00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:20,186
But your mother can't.
See?
423
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:22,689
She's ruining your quilt,
424
00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,407
just like she ruined
our marriage!
425
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:25,659
Mom!
426
00:15:25,693 --> 00:15:27,026
Oh, I didn't know
we could cut that.
427
00:15:27,044 --> 00:15:28,128
It had to be done, Ben.
428
00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:30,580
It absolutely
did not have to be done.
429
00:15:30,631 --> 00:15:32,632
Look, champagne!
430
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:34,367
Yeah, why don't we
just forget about the quilt
431
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:37,003
- and just raise a glass?
- Yes! Toasts are fun.
432
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,922
They usually signify
the end of a party.
433
00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:40,039
Here you are, Ulani.
434
00:15:40,057 --> 00:15:41,308
I'm good, thanks.
435
00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:42,809
Oh, by all means,
go ahead and take it, Ulani.
436
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,711
Or, wait, are you even
old enough to drink?
437
00:15:44,729 --> 00:15:46,513
Yes, Julia, I am,
438
00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:49,816
but I can't
because I'm pregnant.
439
00:15:49,851 --> 00:15:50,934
You're what?
440
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,269
Oh, boy.
441
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:53,653
I didn't mean
to steal your spotlight,
442
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:54,888
but the cat's
out of the bag.
443
00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:59,526
Young Ben is going to have
a new baby sister, huh?
444
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,395
Still firing bullets, son.
445
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:04,114
I cannot be
in the same room as him.
446
00:16:04,165 --> 00:16:05,415
What about the wedding?
447
00:16:05,449 --> 00:16:08,568
I'm talking
about the wedding.
448
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:12,205
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Wyatt family.
449
00:16:14,196 --> 00:16:16,112
It's like the war of the Wyatts out there!
450
00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:19,082
- I mean, it's so brutal!
- Oh, my God.
451
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:20,383
Were you and Dad
ever like that?
452
00:16:20,567 --> 00:16:22,535
Well,
like any married couple,
453
00:16:22,569 --> 00:16:24,520
honey, your father and I
fought occasionally,
454
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:27,206
and sometimes
he won the argument,
455
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,825
and sometimes I won.
456
00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:31,411
But usually, we forgot
what we were arguing about
457
00:16:31,445 --> 00:16:32,712
and just had sex.
458
00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:34,613
- La la la la la.
- Anyway, the important thing
459
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:38,468
is that we always ended up
on the same team.
460
00:16:38,502 --> 00:16:40,002
And in the same bed.
461
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:43,306
God, I miss that man.
462
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,091
How can you be so wise
and so inappropriate
463
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,792
at the same time?
464
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:49,128
I'm a parent.
465
00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:51,848
I can't figure out how to phrase
this mission statement.
466
00:16:51,899 --> 00:16:53,149
Let me get a shot at it.
467
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,300
I'm actually pretty good
at this stuff.
468
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,737
See?
469
00:16:57,771 --> 00:16:59,739
You just googled,
"Amanda Bynes side boob."
470
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:01,107
What's wrong with you?
471
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:02,992
What's wrong with you?
Why is your safesearch on?
472
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:05,862
That is amateur hour, Tom.
473
00:17:05,913 --> 00:17:08,581
Listen, we've been at this
for an entire evening.
474
00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:10,366
I say, why don't
we cut our losses?
475
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,919
If it was such a good idea,
we would be millionaires by now.
476
00:17:12,953 --> 00:17:14,003
Hello.
477
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,788
Look, man,
I believe in this idea.
478
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:18,341
Do you?
479
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,493
You know
I love you, but...
480
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:22,378
I don't think you're as serious
about this business as I am.
481
00:17:22,429 --> 00:17:25,998
Oh, yeah, no,
I'm definitely not.
482
00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:40,396
Hey, I got your text.
What are you doing?
483
00:17:40,447 --> 00:17:42,365
I grabbed all of the brownies
from the dessert table
484
00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,616
and four bottles of wine.
485
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:44,867
Get in the car.
We're going to Australia.
486
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:46,736
- Leslie--
- I am so sorry for everything.
487
00:17:46,787 --> 00:17:49,122
I love you,
and I want to be on your team.
488
00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:50,740
I am on your team,
but I think that
489
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:52,375
our team should be
far away from here.
490
00:17:52,409 --> 00:17:54,544
Normally, I would get
in the cab with you,
491
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:57,696
but I am so sick of them
ruining everything,
492
00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:59,582
and I really liked
that unity quilt.
493
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:02,335
- It was a good quilt.
- It was an awesome quilt.
494
00:18:02,369 --> 00:18:04,637
Look, my parents are insane,
495
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:06,973
but they need to be
at our wedding.
496
00:18:07,007 --> 00:18:08,307
You know what?
497
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:09,976
It's time for this team
498
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,677
- to come up with a new plan.
- I agree.
499
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,813
Phase one of our new plan,
you get in the backseat
500
00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:16,098
of this cab, and we hardcore
make out for 15 minutes.
501
00:18:16,150 --> 00:18:17,483
I would love
to do that.
502
00:18:17,518 --> 00:18:19,318
I'm just not sure if the driver
would be okay with it.
503
00:18:19,353 --> 00:18:21,854
For another 100 bucks,
you can do whatever you want.
504
00:18:22,388 --> 00:18:23,856
Let's do this.
505
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,610
Swan song!
506
00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,028
What up, my man?
507
00:18:29,062 --> 00:18:31,581
- Ow, are you kidding me?
- Jean-Ralphio.
508
00:18:31,615 --> 00:18:33,866
I thought you and Tom were
working on your presentation.
509
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,836
No, I decided it was best
if I took my talents elsewhere.
510
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:39,038
- Do you know what I mean?
- You abandoned your friend?
511
00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:41,040
God, no.
He fired me, straight up.
512
00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:42,842
Talked about how I
wasn't serious enough
513
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:43,909
about the project,
514
00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:45,511
how he needed to grow up.
515
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,964
Anyway, I have an amazing
investment idea for you.
516
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:49,932
Condoms with pictures
on them.
517
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,184
- Pass.
- Good. Smart.
518
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:52,518
I think you made
the right decision.
519
00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:55,087
Take care.
520
00:18:55,105 --> 00:18:57,690
Oh. Chris?
521
00:18:57,724 --> 00:19:00,526
Seems like the storm has passed.
Indeed it has.
522
00:19:00,561 --> 00:19:02,895
I can't believe that I spent
the entire party in a room
523
00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:05,615
being happy-sad
on a night that means so much
524
00:19:05,649 --> 00:19:06,899
to my two best friends.
525
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:08,267
I mean,
you're going through a lot.
526
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:10,703
You need to purge all this stuff
that's been building up.
527
00:19:10,737 --> 00:19:13,039
This lesbian nurse
is right, Chris.
528
00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:14,940
You can't keep it
all bottled up.
529
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,126
Maybe you're right.
Maybe all of my emotions
530
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,579
tumbling out like this means
that I can get a clean start.
531
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,113
Well, for that,
you're gonna have to visit
532
00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,114
the bathroom first.
533
00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:23,416
- Right?
- No.
534
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:24,783
- Ann Perkins!
- Nope.
535
00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:27,587
You are, without a doubt,
the queen of toilet humor.
536
00:19:27,621 --> 00:19:32,174
That's all
I ever wanted to be.
537
00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:34,610
This was supposed to be
a happy occasion.
538
00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:36,345
You were
supposed to come here,
539
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,565
celebrate your son's engagement,
maybe bury the ax?
540
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,866
And not
in each other's back.
541
00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:44,303
But it did not
work out that way.
542
00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,738
So here is the new plan.
543
00:19:45,772 --> 00:19:47,506
I don't expect you
to like each other,
544
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,642
but you have to come
to the wedding, okay?
545
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,143
We'll seat you far away
from each other.
546
00:19:51,161 --> 00:19:52,328
You don't even
have to socialize.
547
00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,196
Yeah, in fact,
we insist that you don't.
548
00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:55,981
But you do have
to show up
549
00:19:55,999 --> 00:19:57,483
and tell us
that you had a great time.
550
00:19:57,501 --> 00:19:58,834
That's the deal.
551
00:19:58,869 --> 00:20:01,153
You can either take it,
or you can take it.
552
00:20:01,171 --> 00:20:03,822
I can take it.
I'm sorry.
553
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,759
- I'm sorry too, Benny.
- Sorry. Whatever.
554
00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:08,511
Aw,
what a beautiful apology.
555
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:09,662
- Julia...
- Guys.
556
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,663
Sorry.
557
00:20:10,681 --> 00:20:12,431
Ben's parents are insane,
558
00:20:12,466 --> 00:20:13,599
but he is not.
He's amazing.
559
00:20:13,634 --> 00:20:15,885
And that's all that matters.
560
00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:18,187
I guess he might
become insane as he ages.
561
00:20:18,221 --> 00:20:21,274
I should keep an eye out
for that.
562
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,025
Also, for the record,
my unity quilt worked.
563
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:26,028
So technically, I am three
for three with unity quilts.
564
00:20:26,063 --> 00:20:27,196
We only have
30 bucks left.
565
00:20:27,230 --> 00:20:28,364
Let's go.
Oh, okay.
566
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,732
Get ready, driver.
567
00:20:29,783 --> 00:20:32,201
We're gonna make out so hard
in the back of your cab.
568
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:39,181
Are you okay, son?
Did you get any sleep?
569
00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,928
Uh, not really.
I stayed up most of the night.
570
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:45,264
But that's not important.
571
00:20:45,266 --> 00:20:47,233
Let me tell you
about Rent A Swag.
572
00:20:47,235 --> 00:20:48,400
- Now--
- No need, Tom.
573
00:20:48,402 --> 00:20:49,985
I'm in.
574
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,721
I like doing business
with serious people,
575
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:56,175
and when you removed yourself
from the company of that moron,
576
00:20:56,177 --> 00:20:58,677
you showed me
you're a serious person.
577
00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:00,696
- You have your start-up money.
- Wow.
578
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,015
I appreciate it.
579
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:04,200
Tommy "T"!
580
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:06,786
You just missed the craziest
of crazies.
581
00:21:06,788 --> 00:21:08,704
Clubs. Girls. Dancing.
582
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:11,207
Naked. Mom? Argument.
583
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,826
Police. Fleeing the scene.
Hiding in a Dumpster.
584
00:21:13,828 --> 00:21:15,027
Coming here.
585
00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:16,712
Crashing on your couch
for a week 'cause
586
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:19,165
♪ technically,
I'm homeless ♪
587
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,633
Hey, "mousse-tache."
I'ma hit the couch.
588
00:21:20,635 --> 00:21:22,367
You know where I be.
589
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:27,367
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