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Hi.
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My name is Therese Dodd
and these are my breasts.
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(Audience laughs)
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Breast cancer
is a serious matter.
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Early detection
can save lives.
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And so,
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as a public service,
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I will now demonstrate
a self-exam.
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(Drummer plays vampy beat)
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(Audience oohs, whistling)
Hey.
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Hey.
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This is serious.
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You do have a bra on
under that, right?
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No, Joey,
what I have
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is a drive to help women.
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Yeah, see, we're live,
so it's probably best...
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Okay, there they are.
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MAN: And did you hear
the host say that?
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Say we were live?
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Yeah.
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But I thought it was like a
seven-second delay or something.
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Did you just smile
at your lawyer
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because he coached you
to say that?
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- Objection.
- No,
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I smiled at my lawyer
because he's cute.
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You're being sued
for $2 million, Ms. Dodd.
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I would take this more seriously
if I were you.
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(Audience oohing)
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The first step
to a self-exam is...
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(Audience laughing)
Hey, hey.
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Stop looking over there.
I am right here.
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Cover that up.
We're...
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The first thing you want to do
with your (Bleep)
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- Okay!
- Is touch and massage them
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like so.
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We have placed censor boxes
over the offending areas,
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but on that day,
your routine was sent out
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to eight million households.
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But you didn't care,
did you, Ms. Dodd?
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Well, I cared about women being
informed about breast cancer.
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ATTORNEY:
Oh, Ms. Dodd, really.
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- That's why you disrobed?
- Sure.
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My mom died of breast cancer
last year.
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(Car horn honks in distance)
Why else?
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Because you happened to have
a humorous book coming out
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in two months.
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And you didn't care
that you were using
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vulgar language in front
of eight million viewers?
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What do you mean, "vulgar"?
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Which word?
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- I think you know, ma'am.
- No, I don't.
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Honestly, which one?
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It rhymes with "bits."
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DODD:
It rhymes with "bits"?
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(Horn honks)
Are we eight years old?
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You mean (Horn honks).
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Bob, would you close
that, please?
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(Horns honking) You enjoy using
vulgar language to provoke,
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- don't you, Ms. Dodd?
- I do.
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No further questions,
Your Honor.
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Therese, did you go on the show
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- intending to take off your blouse?
- No.
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And did you feel
that the show pushed you
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to do something
outrageous?
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Oh, yeah, they always have me
on to push the envelope.
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And you were told that the
talk show would be delayed
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due to a football overrun?
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- Yes.
- And therefore,
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you thought that the show
would be broadcast
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during the safe harbor period?
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Uh... what?
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Safe harbor.
It's the time after 10:00 p.m.
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and before 6:00 a.m.
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when network programs can,
according to
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FCC rules, show nudity
and use language
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like (Horns honking).
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JUDGE: Bob, how are we
getting on with that window?
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DODD:
Yes, Counselor,
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I thought the show was
going on at 10:00 p.m.
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And therefore,
the words you used,
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and the skin you exposed,
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was problematic only due
to the network's
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self-imposed censorship?
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Your Honor, it
doesn't matter.
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The show was
taped in Chicago,
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but broadcast live on the
West Coast at 8:00 p.m.
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Yes, but that wasn't
Therese's decision.
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That was the network's.
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She thought the show was safely
in the safe harbor.
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Ms. Dodd signed a contract with
the network, not with the FCC.
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DODD:
Let me get this straight.
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The FCC says I can
strip down naked
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and talk dirty
like a cable show,
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but the network says I can't?
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Ms. Dodd, please let your
attorney ask the questions.
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I'm just surprised,
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aren't you?
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The network can show
the same stuff as cable,
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but they choose not to?
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WILL: Your Honor, this
lawsuit is a sham.
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Mr. Preston and his client,
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the network, know they can't
get $2 million from my client.
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They are suing her
for the same reason
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their Standards and Practices
are stricter than the FCC.
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For their advertisers.
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Mr. Gardner makes a sound point,
Mr. Preston.
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Ms. Dodd shouldn't be liable
for the network's choices.
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There's only one question
remaining for me
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and that's premeditation.
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Unless you have evidence to
prove Ms. Dodd went on the show
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intending to perform
indecent material--
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for instance, an earlier
and identical stand-up routine--
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then I am prone to dismiss.
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(Window slams shut)
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I don't understand breasts.
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(Audience laughing)
They're made of fat;
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They sag; they drool;
And guys still go for them.
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It's like being turned on
by Jabba the Hutt.
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I've decided to name mine.
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This one's Margie.
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(Audience laughing)
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Margie's the misunderstood
one...
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- Anything yet?
- No.
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Another breast routine.
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But different material.
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Do you think she's funny?
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Sometimes. You?
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It seems like an easy laugh--
breasts.
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Well, guys make penis jokes.
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(Chuckles)
Yeah.
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Yeah, those are easy, too.
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You've, um, been spending
a lot of time with Clarke.
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Yeah.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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He just...
he just likes to talk.
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Laura?
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Oh, hello, Alicia.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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You're out of uniform,
Captain.
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Permanently,
Unfortunately.
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What? Why?
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My choice.
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I was losing my bearings,
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things soured.
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I'm on the market now.
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Whee...
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You're... looking for a job?
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Yeah.
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No, not here.
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I'm out there checking
out the job market.
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This is my interview outfit.
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So you're here...?
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Oh, my bill.
I haven't paid it yet.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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What? Why?
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We lost.
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But we did our best.
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Don't worry.
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So can you show me
to Clarke Hayden?
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Um, that door.
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And, Laura, if you
need anything--
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I started over pretty late.
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So, if you want to talk.
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I'll call you.
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(Phone ringing)
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(Sighs)
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Hello?
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MAN:
Hello.
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What do you think
of Brazilian food?
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What do I... What?
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(Line clicks)
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ELI: Yes, Gus, we
take Maddie Hayward
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very seriously as a contender.
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But our eye is still on
the Republican, Kresteva.
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(Reporters talking over each
other over speakerphone)
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MAN:
One question.
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FEMALE REPORTER:
Maddie's worth $180 million--
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that's a lot of ad buys.
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You're telling me
you're not worried?
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I'm telling you,
these millionaires always
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burn themselves out
after a while
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because money only gets you
so far.
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Now does anyone have
a question about,
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you know, the issues?
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(Reporters talking at once)
MALE REPORTER: Wait, Eli, Eli.
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What about Peter sleeping
with a campaign worker?
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Is that you, Mitch?
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This is crap and you know it.
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Synth printed it, Eli.
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A disgraced reporter printed it.
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Peter Florrick has categorically
denied these charges,
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and the accuser has been proved
a liar.
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Now, are there
any real questions?
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MALE REPORTER 2:
Sure. One.
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Okay. Who's this?
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Wexler Turner from NSW News.
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Uh... okay, go for it.
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Can you respond to reports
that this campaign worker
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has identified
a distinguishing mark
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on Peter Florrick's anatomy?
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(Wry laugh)
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You're kidding.
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No, sir.
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She says he has a birthmark
on his penis,
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shaped like Brazil.
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Can you confirm or deny that
Florrick has such a birthmark?
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This is...
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How dare you, sir?
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MITCH:
"At long last, how dare you"?
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(Reporters laughing)
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This is an outrage.
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Do you guys listen to yourselves
any more?
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Okay, that's the Morning Call
for today.
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(Beeps)
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Get the candidate
on the phone.
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Where is he?
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And someone call Alicia.
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WOMAN:
Rebecca Stokes.
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I'm a makeup artist
with ten years' experience.
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PRESTON:
And did you do the makeup
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for the defendant
on the night in question?
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Yes. Hi, Therese.
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And when you do the makeup
for guests...
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Strike that.
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Was there anything
unusual you did
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- with Ms. Dodd's makeup?
- Yeah.
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Uh, no.
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I mean,
just, um, foundation and blush.
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What do you mean?
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Was there anything unusual
regarding the placement?
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The placement?
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I, uh...
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You usually only do makeup
on the face?
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Oh, yeah,
and sometimes the arms.
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And what did Ms. Dodd
ask you to do?
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Oh, I see.
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She wanted makeup on her chest.
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And by her chest,
you don't mean
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just the cleavage?
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I do.
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No, uh,
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but you mean more than that?
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Oh, yeah.
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She wanted
both her breasts done.
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I thought it was
unusual because,
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you know, the camera is only
gonna see the cleavage,
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but then it made sense
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after I saw.
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Okay.
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What do you want?
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- $2 million.
- Mr. Preston,
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our client can't pay
a tenth of that.
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She can when her book comes out.
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(Door opens)
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WILL: And how will that
look for your network,
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bankrupting a comedian whose
mother died of breast cancer?
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It'll look like we take decency
on our airwaves seriously.
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Then have our client apologize.
263
00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:52,619
Have her do a PSA
for you.
264
00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,321
No. Thank you, though.
265
00:08:54,322 --> 00:08:57,023
(Clarke clears throat)
266
00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:58,724
Yes, Mr. Hayden.
267
00:08:58,725 --> 00:09:01,460
Nothing.
Just clearing my throat.
268
00:09:02,762 --> 00:09:04,363
Then we have nothing
to negotiate.
269
00:09:04,664 --> 00:09:06,198
We'll see you in court.
270
00:09:06,199 --> 00:09:09,268
(Sighs)
271
00:09:10,736 --> 00:09:13,038
Parents Against Indecency
272
00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:15,773
have bombarded the FCC
with letters and complaints
273
00:09:15,774 --> 00:09:18,143
regarding Ms. Dodd's
little stunt.
274
00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:20,278
(Phone buzzing)
And our expectation is the FCC
275
00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:22,713
will fine us the maximum:
276
00:09:22,714 --> 00:09:24,482
- $3 million.
- Mr. Preston,
277
00:09:24,483 --> 00:09:25,716
we've already made clear
our client can't...
278
00:09:25,717 --> 00:09:27,718
Over the next
two days,
279
00:09:27,719 --> 00:09:28,953
I'm meeting individually
280
00:09:28,954 --> 00:09:31,588
with three of the FCC
commissioners to lobby them.
281
00:09:31,589 --> 00:09:33,824
The three swing votes.
282
00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:37,995
There is one thing your client
can do to quash our suit.
283
00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:40,497
Apologize.
284
00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:45,402
Tell them the saintly story
of her mom dying of cancer,
285
00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:46,770
and her sense of overexuberance
286
00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:49,173
at wanting to do something
about it.
287
00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:50,874
You'll quash the suit
if she does?
288
00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:52,576
No, I'll quash the suit
if she's successful.
289
00:09:52,577 --> 00:09:54,978
She needs to convince two
of the three swing votes
290
00:09:54,979 --> 00:09:57,548
for the FCC to
drop their fine.
291
00:09:57,549 --> 00:10:00,150
She does that,
she doesn't pay a cent.
292
00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:01,385
We have no choice.
293
00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:02,785
I know.
That's not the concern.
294
00:10:02,786 --> 00:10:04,287
The concern is her.
295
00:10:04,288 --> 00:10:05,521
She won't go?
296
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,889
No, she will.
297
00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,558
She just... (Sighs)
298
00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:10,626
She needs a babysitter.
299
00:10:11,461 --> 00:10:13,962
Alicia,
you go with her to D.C.
300
00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:14,997
Make sure she stays in line.
301
00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:16,232
DIANE:
Uh, Cary will go with you.
302
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:17,733
I don't think we need two.
303
00:10:17,734 --> 00:10:18,933
I can stay.
304
00:10:18,934 --> 00:10:20,368
Do you mind giving us a minute?
305
00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,571
Sure.
306
00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,140
You don't think
Alicia can do it?
307
00:10:26,141 --> 00:10:29,010
No, I think we need
to use Cary more.
308
00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:31,145
He's taking a backseat
on too many cases.
309
00:10:31,146 --> 00:10:32,447
He complained?
310
00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:33,915
No, he didn't have to.
I noticed.
311
00:10:33,916 --> 00:10:35,482
You think I'm holding him back?
312
00:10:35,483 --> 00:10:37,718
I think you're the head
of litigation,
313
00:10:37,719 --> 00:10:39,186
and we need to use Cary more.
314
00:10:39,187 --> 00:10:41,322
That's all.
315
00:10:44,826 --> 00:10:46,360
What's going on there?
316
00:10:46,361 --> 00:10:47,728
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Hayden.
317
00:10:47,729 --> 00:10:48,795
And you.
318
00:10:48,796 --> 00:10:51,864
Lockhart/Gardner
is a good firm.
319
00:10:51,865 --> 00:10:54,033
It has the feel of a
family-run business,
320
00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:56,936
but the client base of
a Portman & Michaels.
321
00:10:56,937 --> 00:10:59,071
I don't think I...
322
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:02,141
You know we're on opposite
sides of this suit?
323
00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:04,244
I also know you're
looking to expand
324
00:11:04,245 --> 00:11:05,945
from L.A. to the Midwest.
325
00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:11,783
We're looking to build,
not purchase.
326
00:11:11,784 --> 00:11:13,852
Yes, but isn't it easier
to remodel an existing home
327
00:11:13,853 --> 00:11:15,053
than to build a new one?
328
00:11:15,054 --> 00:11:17,055
Not if the foundation
is compromised.
329
00:11:17,056 --> 00:11:19,324
Well, why don't you
test the foundation
330
00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:21,526
to see if it's compromised?
331
00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:27,431
PRESTON: Does the firm
want to be acquired?
332
00:11:27,432 --> 00:11:28,966
CLARKE:
It's not up to the firm.
333
00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,968
It's up to the courts.
334
00:11:30,969 --> 00:11:33,036
With my input.
335
00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:37,708
Then I'll consider it.
336
00:11:45,073 --> 00:11:51,008
Sync & corrections by Alice
www.addic7ed.com
337
00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:55,828
You want to know what?
338
00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:57,095
We don't want
to know anything.
339
00:11:57,096 --> 00:11:58,463
I do.
340
00:11:58,464 --> 00:11:59,932
How is it even possible
341
00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,100
to have a birthmark
shaped like Brazil?
342
00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:03,468
So, you don't?
343
00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:04,769
No, Jim.
344
00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:05,904
I don't.
345
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:07,072
Would you like to check?
346
00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:08,240
ELI: Okay, here's
the problem.
347
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,075
We buried the
affair story,
348
00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:11,609
but this is different.
349
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,244
This is late-night fodder.
350
00:12:13,245 --> 00:12:15,279
It's also the perfect
political trap.
351
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,182
We can't have the candidate
say that he doesn't have
352
00:12:18,183 --> 00:12:20,151
a Brazil-shaped birthmark
on his penis.
353
00:12:20,152 --> 00:12:22,553
We can't have surrogates say it
because how did they see?
354
00:12:22,554 --> 00:12:24,255
We could have the wife.
355
00:12:24,256 --> 00:12:25,389
No. No.
356
00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,590
Then we change the subject.
357
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:28,124
Boy.
358
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:31,061
You ever wonder
about this country?
359
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,862
All the time.
360
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,931
Well, here's the real worry.
361
00:12:34,932 --> 00:12:37,867
If this is the perfect
political trap,
362
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:41,471
I don't think Indira Starr
was smart enough to think it up.
363
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:43,539
Kresteva?
364
00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:44,906
Sounds like him.
365
00:12:44,907 --> 00:12:48,810
I think our Republican opponent
is up to his old tricks.
366
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:51,780
I'm on it.
367
00:12:51,781 --> 00:12:53,282
(Door closes)
368
00:12:53,283 --> 00:12:54,649
What do you have?
369
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,951
To change the subject?
370
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,552
- Mm-hmm.
- A rumor.
371
00:12:57,553 --> 00:12:59,888
Maddie Hayward, your
primary opponent--
372
00:12:59,889 --> 00:13:02,056
she's sleeping
with her aide.
373
00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,492
Mmm, not big enough.
374
00:13:03,493 --> 00:13:04,793
She's single.
375
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:06,260
The aide is a girl.
376
00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:13,902
Okay.
377
00:13:13,903 --> 00:13:16,504
Our fingerprints
cannot be on this.
378
00:13:18,639 --> 00:13:19,840
And get some photos if you can.
379
00:13:24,613 --> 00:13:27,615
DODD: So, I have to tell
three FCC commissioners
380
00:13:27,616 --> 00:13:29,517
about my mom
dying of cancer?
381
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,118
I believe in you.
382
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:33,319
(Chuckles)
383
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,254
Do you like Coldplay?
384
00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:36,455
Do I like them?
385
00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:37,690
Enough.
386
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,291
- I hate them.
- Okay.
387
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:40,827
When I get
to the part
388
00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:42,629
about my mom's
hair falling out,
389
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,196
I want you to
hum "Fix You."
390
00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:45,331
(Laughs)
391
00:13:45,332 --> 00:13:46,566
PRESTON:
She only needs
392
00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,934
two of the three
swing votes.
393
00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,434
Can she do it?
394
00:13:49,435 --> 00:13:50,836
She's motivated.
395
00:13:50,837 --> 00:13:52,303
PRESTON:
Good.
396
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,843
It must be difficult,
this bankruptcy.
397
00:13:57,844 --> 00:13:59,244
Not really.
398
00:13:59,245 --> 00:14:02,414
But you've lost 40%
of your attorneys?
399
00:14:02,415 --> 00:14:04,849
We still have
our major clients.
400
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,316
Even family law?
401
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:08,686
They have their
major clients?
402
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,220
Yes. Why?
403
00:14:10,221 --> 00:14:13,390
Rank, unfettered curiosity.
404
00:14:14,259 --> 00:14:16,561
MAN:
You don't have to tell me.
405
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:17,862
I'm on your side.
406
00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:19,997
Wow. That was easy.
407
00:14:19,998 --> 00:14:22,098
They made me think I had
to take you in the next room
408
00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:23,767
- and give you a...
PRESTON: So, we can depend
409
00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:25,268
on your vote, sir?
410
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,271
Certainly.
411
00:14:28,272 --> 00:14:30,607
But I've always thought
you network folk
412
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,376
were too terrified
of us at the FCC anyway.
413
00:14:33,977 --> 00:14:36,046
We're not the ones
infantilizing entertainment.
414
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:37,880
- That's what I told him.
GILL: So hypocritical.
415
00:14:37,881 --> 00:14:39,415
You allow yourselves
to show naked bodies
416
00:14:39,416 --> 00:14:42,285
just as long as they're bruised
and covered in blood.
417
00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:43,486
Yeah.
Why is that, Burl?
418
00:14:43,487 --> 00:14:45,188
PRESTON: We're not talking about...
- Tell us.
419
00:14:45,189 --> 00:14:47,556
Okay. Thank you so much,
Commissioner Gill.
420
00:14:47,557 --> 00:14:49,858
I haven't talked
about my mom dying yet.
421
00:14:49,859 --> 00:14:51,294
That's okay, Therese.
422
00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:54,596
Okay. Thank you.
423
00:14:54,997 --> 00:14:55,997
Nice paperweight.
424
00:14:56,498 --> 00:14:58,666
First effort in metal shop
or something?
425
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,102
That's from 9/11.
426
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,470
DODD:
Oh.
427
00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:05,607
Damn those terrorists
and their paperweights.
428
00:15:08,611 --> 00:15:10,376
(Sighs)
I know, I know.
429
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,645
Comedy killer.
430
00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:13,513
Do you think
we'll be all right?
431
00:15:13,514 --> 00:15:17,718
He's on board, but we can't be
going off script like that.
432
00:15:17,719 --> 00:15:19,953
MAN:
Cary?
433
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,724
Sir.
434
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:25,391
I didn't know you were in town.
435
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,392
- Work. The FCC.
- Ah.
436
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,962
But you're still with, um...?
437
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,297
Lockhart/Gardner, yeah.
438
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,000
Uh, excuse me.
439
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:36,968
This is my colleague,
Alicia Florrick.
440
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,570
My father, Jeffrey Agos.
441
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,871
Really?
442
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,274
- What a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Agos.
- And you.
443
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,342
How's Mom?
444
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,476
Good.
445
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,410
Last I heard.
446
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:47,211
- Martha?
- Uh, overseas in China.
447
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,513
Back in a month.
448
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,482
And how's, uh,
that girl of yours?
449
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:53,518
That girl? Which one?
450
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,852
The last one.
451
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,154
The pretty one.
452
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,455
- You mean from law school?
- Yes.
453
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,524
- I haven't seen her in
five years, Dad. - Ah.
454
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,792
It was a pleasure
to meet you, Mr. Agos.
455
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:03,860
Cary is quite the lawyer.
456
00:16:03,861 --> 00:16:05,962
So, who are you here to see?
457
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:07,964
Commissioner Bix today.
458
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,633
Martinez tomorrow.
459
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,536
Ah. You want me to put
in a good word for you?
460
00:16:12,537 --> 00:16:14,070
Had lunch with them both.
461
00:16:14,071 --> 00:16:16,339
No, we're fine.
462
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:23,712
How long you been doing this?
463
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,747
Watching Maddie's house?
464
00:16:25,748 --> 00:16:27,483
No. This.
465
00:16:27,484 --> 00:16:28,984
The business.
466
00:16:28,985 --> 00:16:30,286
A while.
467
00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:31,820
Me, too.
468
00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:35,456
That her?
469
00:16:35,457 --> 00:16:37,425
The aide?
(Camera shutter clicking)
470
00:16:37,426 --> 00:16:38,759
No.
471
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,728
Who is it?
472
00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,366
Indira Starr.
473
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:47,535
She's meeting
with Maddie Hayward?
474
00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:48,936
That explains
who's behind
475
00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:50,837
the birthmark rumor.
476
00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,838
PRESTON: First of all,
no 9/11 jokes.
477
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:55,405
Are we agreed?
478
00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:57,373
Oh, no.
479
00:16:57,874 --> 00:17:00,509
I thought the commissioner
was just meeting with us.
480
00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:01,910
What?
481
00:17:01,911 --> 00:17:03,078
PRESTON:
Punch Sutton.
482
00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:04,646
The chair of
Parents Against Indecency.
483
00:17:04,647 --> 00:17:05,847
(Cell phone buzzing)
484
00:17:05,848 --> 00:17:07,782
Hello.
485
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:10,119
Oh, hi, Laura.
How are you?
486
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,720
Good.
Really good, I think.
487
00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:13,888
I just... I need your help.
488
00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:16,790
Do you know Eddie Kolakowski
at Armstrong, Hayes & LeGarde?
489
00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,392
Uh, yes.
I mean, by name.
490
00:17:18,393 --> 00:17:21,162
Do you think you could call him
and say nice things about me?
491
00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:22,330
Certainly.
492
00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:23,397
So, the interview went well?
493
00:17:23,398 --> 00:17:24,898
I hate saying that
and jinxing things,
494
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:26,700
but they said it's between me
and one other person.
495
00:17:26,701 --> 00:17:27,701
That's fantastic.
496
00:17:27,702 --> 00:17:29,137
In this economy?
497
00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,804
I know. It's really
a cattle call out here.
498
00:17:30,805 --> 00:17:31,804
Well, I will call.
499
00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:33,006
And congratulations.
500
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:33,973
Don't say that yet.
501
00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:35,108
Take it back.
502
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:38,612
We have over 3,000 complaints,
Commissioner,
503
00:17:38,613 --> 00:17:40,313
all regarding this
full frontal nudity.
504
00:17:40,314 --> 00:17:41,615
ALICIA:
Yes,
505
00:17:41,616 --> 00:17:43,683
but all those complaints
were organized
506
00:17:43,684 --> 00:17:45,818
by Parents Against
Indecency itself.
507
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:47,886
We have children, just like you.
508
00:17:47,887 --> 00:17:51,423
We're worried about the
vulgarization of our culture.
509
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:55,261
This isn't about one swear word
or a glimpse of a breast.
510
00:17:55,262 --> 00:17:56,495
This is about the floodgates...
511
00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:57,996
PRESTON: But the
floodgates are open, sir.
512
00:17:57,997 --> 00:17:59,632
The screens have
multiplied--
513
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,133
with iPads, iPods,
the Internet...
514
00:18:01,134 --> 00:18:02,568
PUNCH:
Then you should be happy.
515
00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:04,969
There are many avenues
for this type of content.
516
00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:08,206
But why is it wrong to insist
on one place where parents
517
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:10,141
don't always have to
be on the defensive?
518
00:18:10,142 --> 00:18:12,076
Don't.
ALICIA: But you allowed exactly
519
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:14,011
this kind of nudity
and profanity
520
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,547
on network TV, Commissioner.
521
00:18:15,548 --> 00:18:17,348
I did not.
Schindler's List
522
00:18:17,349 --> 00:18:19,817
had full frontal nudity
and was shown,
523
00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,819
without FCC objection,
at 9:00 p.m.
524
00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,655
Do you really want to suggest
Ms. Dodd's little striptease
525
00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:26,691
had the same merit
as Schindler's List?
526
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,326
If you were a woman
with breast cancer, it did.
527
00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:31,328
PRESTON: It is our argument
that the Spielberg exception
528
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:32,730
is unfair restraint.
529
00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:34,498
You can't make an allowance
530
00:18:34,499 --> 00:18:36,032
for one filmmaker
and not another.
531
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,233
They don't make it
for a filmmaker;
532
00:18:37,234 --> 00:18:38,467
They make it for a
filmmaker's work.
533
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,536
Ms. Dodd,
what are your thoughts?
534
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,271
Oh. Well...
535
00:18:42,272 --> 00:18:45,575
I don't think I'm
any less decent than Spielberg.
536
00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:47,677
I mean, have you seen him eat?
537
00:18:47,678 --> 00:18:51,780
Maybe it would help if you
explain to Commissioner Bix
538
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:54,416
your reasons
for your breast exam.
539
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,418
DODD:
Yeah.
540
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:58,854
Well, uh, my mom died.
541
00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,856
She was funny.
542
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:04,093
And, uh, she got breast cancer.
543
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,796
I remember the day she died.
544
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:14,202
Uh, I think she
had gas or something
545
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:18,706
because she just let out
the most massive...
546
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,709
...passing of gas.
547
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,410
And, uh, she kept
548
00:19:23,411 --> 00:19:24,978
cracking jokes
about it.
549
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:28,014
Uh, and I just thought, wow.
550
00:19:28,015 --> 00:19:30,583
You know,
I couldn't believe it.
551
00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:35,622
So close to death
and still making jokes.
552
00:19:37,825 --> 00:19:39,759
I just can't do it.
553
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:43,129
I know what you want--
me holding her hand
554
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:46,031
and staring
into her deep, sad eyes--
555
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:49,401
but... anything else.
556
00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:51,937
I'll kitsch up
anything you want,
557
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:53,839
but just not this.
558
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,707
Then get ready
to pay $2 million.
559
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,076
No. Gill is
still with us,
560
00:19:58,077 --> 00:19:59,543
so I think
we're tied.
561
00:19:59,544 --> 00:20:00,979
We're not sure about Bix.
562
00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:03,414
It all comes down to tomorrow--
Commissioner Martinez.
563
00:20:03,415 --> 00:20:05,283
Okay, good.
Keep us in touch.
564
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:07,318
Oh, and one other thing.
565
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,220
This might not be
anything, but...
566
00:20:09,221 --> 00:20:11,522
Burl's been asking
about our firm.
567
00:20:11,523 --> 00:20:13,456
He... What do you mean?
568
00:20:13,457 --> 00:20:16,994
He asked about Chapter 11,
how it's going.
569
00:20:16,995 --> 00:20:18,762
What did you say?
570
00:20:18,763 --> 00:20:20,430
I said we were doing well.
571
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:23,667
That we had
our major clients.
572
00:20:24,535 --> 00:20:26,369
Was that the wrong thing to say?
573
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,205
I don't know.
Was there anything else?
574
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,507
He asked about family law,
how it was doing.
575
00:20:30,508 --> 00:20:32,309
Uh, one second, Alicia.
576
00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:35,312
He's after us.
577
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:37,447
That's what the meeting
with Clarke was yesterday.
578
00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,785
Alicia, if you get a chance,
579
00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:44,220
tell him we lost
our top client, Edelstein.
580
00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:46,922
You want me to emphasize
we're not doing well?
581
00:20:46,923 --> 00:20:48,624
Yes, please.
582
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,126
Um, we'll call again.
583
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:56,732
Our trustee
is looking for a buyer.
584
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,367
Preston is mostly about divorce.
585
00:20:58,368 --> 00:20:59,435
That's why family law.
586
00:20:59,436 --> 00:21:00,635
What do we do?
587
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:01,736
We could fight in court.
588
00:21:01,737 --> 00:21:02,970
The judge will side
with Clarke.
589
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:06,073
We need $60 million
to get out from under him.
590
00:21:06,074 --> 00:21:08,476
We're at $12 million.
591
00:21:15,351 --> 00:21:16,583
MAN:
No, she was great.
592
00:21:16,584 --> 00:21:17,784
Just out of the military, right?
593
00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:19,486
Right. I just wanted
to offer a reference,
594
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,854
tell you how great she is.
595
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,021
Yeah, she seemed great.
596
00:21:22,022 --> 00:21:23,357
So, are you looking
for litigators
597
00:21:23,358 --> 00:21:25,058
with trial experience?
598
00:21:25,059 --> 00:21:28,228
Well, actually, between us,
we're not looking for anyone.
599
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:30,096
You're not?
600
00:21:30,097 --> 00:21:32,298
Sh-She seemed to think
there was a job there.
601
00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:34,600
Well, we like
to keep our hand in.
602
00:21:34,601 --> 00:21:36,402
Meet and interview,
see who's out there.
603
00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:38,203
Same as you guys.
604
00:21:38,204 --> 00:21:40,773
So, are you going to tell her
there's no job?
605
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:43,208
What do you mean?
606
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:46,245
Well, she thinks it's
between her and someone else.
607
00:21:46,246 --> 00:21:47,646
(Phone beeping)
Oh.
608
00:21:47,647 --> 00:21:50,081
Could you hold
for a moment, please?
609
00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:51,716
Hello.
610
00:21:51,717 --> 00:21:53,351
JEFFREY:
Hello. Is Cary there?
611
00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:55,086
Cary...? Oh. No.
612
00:21:55,087 --> 00:21:56,554
Mr. Agos?
613
00:21:56,555 --> 00:21:57,922
Uh, this is Alicia Florrick.
614
00:21:57,923 --> 00:21:59,123
I'm in 206.
615
00:21:59,124 --> 00:22:00,759
He's next door in 207.
616
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,394
Ah. Well, my apologies.
617
00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:03,995
Thank you.
618
00:22:03,996 --> 00:22:06,296
Mr. Kolakowski? I'm...
619
00:22:06,297 --> 00:22:07,964
Hello?
620
00:22:07,965 --> 00:22:09,933
Hello...
621
00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:16,106
CARY (Muffled):
Cary Agos.
622
00:22:16,107 --> 00:22:18,776
(Cary speaking indistinctly)
623
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:31,386
CARY: No, I just...
I hadn't seen him in years. He's...
624
00:22:31,387 --> 00:22:33,522
We're not very close.
625
00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:34,923
He's a lobbyist?
626
00:22:34,924 --> 00:22:37,158
Yeah. Yeah,
so is my mom.
627
00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:39,795
My new mom.
628
00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:42,063
You should have breakfast
with him.
629
00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:44,131
Why?
630
00:22:44,132 --> 00:22:45,766
Because he asked you.
631
00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:47,768
I said we were busy.
Maybe another time.
632
00:22:47,769 --> 00:22:49,202
Cary, we're not busy.
633
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,806
He's... probably trying
to make amends.
634
00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:53,273
Call him back.
635
00:22:53,274 --> 00:22:54,542
Why?
636
00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:56,076
Because you only get
637
00:22:56,077 --> 00:22:58,345
so much family in life.
638
00:22:58,346 --> 00:23:01,414
This seems to matter more
to me than it does to you.
639
00:23:01,415 --> 00:23:03,282
Wait, no...
640
00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:05,084
- more to you...
- No, I just...
641
00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,320
It was nice to see you
with family.
642
00:23:07,321 --> 00:23:09,656
My dad kicked me
out the door when I was 18.
643
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:12,191
'Cause his dad kicked him
out the door when he was 18.
644
00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,326
He never gave me a cent.
645
00:23:13,327 --> 00:23:15,294
Never wanted to know
what I was doing.
646
00:23:15,295 --> 00:23:17,429
When I got the deputyship at
the state's attorney's office,
647
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,097
- he never said a thing.
- That's probably why
648
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,499
he's calling now.
649
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,868
To try to make up for it.
650
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,837
People change on you.
651
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,204
You changed on me.
652
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,439
Me?
653
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:30,175
- No.
- Oh, you don't notice it?
654
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:32,343
You're tougher now.
655
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,545
You're smarter
about things.
656
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,180
Is that good or bad?
657
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:37,949
Probably neither--
just necessary.
658
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,917
(Chuckles)
And you.
659
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,653
You're nothing
like four years ago.
660
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:45,322
I thought you were a jerk.
661
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,728
Damn it.
662
00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:53,062
I forgot.
663
00:23:53,063 --> 00:23:55,398
I think she's
on Bill Maher tonight.
664
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:56,299
Who?
665
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:57,233
Therese.
666
00:23:57,234 --> 00:23:58,902
You two seemed to be
hitting it off.
667
00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:00,303
All that...
668
00:24:00,304 --> 00:24:01,638
breast humor, I guess.
669
00:24:01,639 --> 00:24:03,772
Well, that sounds
like pure pleasure.
670
00:24:03,773 --> 00:24:06,108
Yep. Going from office
to office,
671
00:24:06,109 --> 00:24:07,576
arguing with the FCC.
672
00:24:07,577 --> 00:24:10,345
I personally stripped
for each and every one of them.
673
00:24:10,346 --> 00:24:12,615
Uh-oh.
674
00:24:12,616 --> 00:24:13,582
BILL MAHER:
And how did
675
00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:14,717
that go over?
676
00:24:14,718 --> 00:24:17,052
Well, Commissioner
Gill took pictures,
677
00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:19,221
but he said it was for
educational purposes.
678
00:24:19,222 --> 00:24:21,422
- No. No, don't.
- And Commissioner Bix...
679
00:24:21,423 --> 00:24:23,224
Oh, I don't know.
680
00:24:23,225 --> 00:24:24,526
She slipped me her number, but,
681
00:24:24,527 --> 00:24:27,194
you know, that can
mean anything.
682
00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:29,831
And did you
settle anything?
683
00:24:29,832 --> 00:24:31,165
Yes, we did.
684
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,500
No more censorship.
685
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:34,235
Anywhere. Ever.
686
00:24:34,236 --> 00:24:37,303
These breasts can do anything
when they set their minds to it.
687
00:24:37,304 --> 00:24:39,506
(Laughter and applause)
688
00:24:48,343 --> 00:24:50,310
(Indistinct chatter)
689
00:24:52,814 --> 00:24:54,181
So...
690
00:24:54,182 --> 00:24:56,049
I read about
your old boss.
691
00:24:56,050 --> 00:24:57,250
Florrick.
692
00:24:57,251 --> 00:24:59,452
He's got a tricky race
going on up there.
693
00:24:59,453 --> 00:25:01,755
- You like him?
- I do. He's a good guy.
694
00:25:01,756 --> 00:25:04,190
Not easy being a good guy
in that town.
695
00:25:04,191 --> 00:25:06,560
Your mother sent me
something you wrote.
696
00:25:06,561 --> 00:25:07,761
About...
697
00:25:07,762 --> 00:25:09,128
plea bargains.
698
00:25:09,129 --> 00:25:10,563
Negotiation techniques.
699
00:25:10,564 --> 00:25:12,364
- With a human face.
- Right.
700
00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:13,599
It was smart.
701
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,533
I didn't understand all of it,
702
00:25:14,534 --> 00:25:16,334
but what I understood was...
703
00:25:16,335 --> 00:25:17,536
smart.
704
00:25:18,871 --> 00:25:20,405
Thank you.
705
00:25:24,444 --> 00:25:25,711
(Chuckles)
706
00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:27,912
Cary.
707
00:25:28,714 --> 00:25:30,648
How are you doing?
708
00:25:30,649 --> 00:25:31,950
I'm good.
709
00:25:31,951 --> 00:25:33,184
You?
710
00:25:33,185 --> 00:25:34,953
I'm good, I guess.
711
00:25:34,954 --> 00:25:38,155
I don't know
how long any of us have,
712
00:25:38,156 --> 00:25:39,390
but I'm good.
713
00:25:39,391 --> 00:25:40,491
What do you mean?
714
00:25:40,492 --> 00:25:41,693
Nothing.
I just...
715
00:25:43,394 --> 00:25:46,597
I want to say something
before it's too late.
716
00:25:48,265 --> 00:25:50,100
I'm proud of you.
717
00:25:50,101 --> 00:25:52,235
And I'm sorry.
718
00:25:52,236 --> 00:25:54,137
I'm sorry that...
719
00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:56,807
we haven't been in touch.
720
00:25:58,675 --> 00:26:00,676
What do you mean, "too late"?
721
00:26:00,677 --> 00:26:02,544
Nothing. I'm just
talking. I...
722
00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,014
I think that we should...
723
00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:06,448
talk at some point.
724
00:26:06,449 --> 00:26:08,084
Dad, what is going on?
725
00:26:08,085 --> 00:26:09,251
ALICIA:
I'm so sorry
726
00:26:09,252 --> 00:26:12,088
to interrupt,
Cary. Mr. Agos.
727
00:26:12,089 --> 00:26:14,289
- What's wrong?
- Uh, we have a problem.
728
00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:15,289
Commissioner Martinez canceled.
729
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:16,257
He canceled?
730
00:26:16,258 --> 00:26:17,125
Till when?
731
00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:18,493
No time.
732
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,494
Damn it.
733
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:21,529
Will and Diane would
like us to come back.
734
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,431
It's the Bill Maher thing.
735
00:26:23,432 --> 00:26:24,966
That's what we're thinking.
736
00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,735
So sorry, Mr. Agos.
737
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,038
Well, you should, uh,
go and...
738
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:32,205
we'll talk soon.
739
00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:37,310
Dad, call me.
740
00:26:37,311 --> 00:26:38,946
Don't worry. I will.
741
00:26:41,716 --> 00:26:43,083
ELI:
So Maddie Hayward is not
742
00:26:43,084 --> 00:26:44,918
the campaign innocent
she pretends to be.
743
00:26:44,919 --> 00:26:46,486
We spoke
to the neighborhood watch,
744
00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:48,288
and they said they've seen
Indira Starr's car there
745
00:26:48,289 --> 00:26:49,322
for the last month.
746
00:26:49,323 --> 00:26:51,625
Before she went
to Synth magazine?
747
00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:53,293
So Maddie's been
playing us?
748
00:26:53,294 --> 00:26:54,961
- That would make sense.
ELI: Okay.
749
00:26:54,962 --> 00:26:56,229
Things have just gotten ugly.
750
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:58,398
Jim, get me everything
you can on Maddie. Kalinda...
751
00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,032
- No, thanks.
- Wait,
752
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,133
where you going?
753
00:27:00,134 --> 00:27:01,934
I have a job, Eli.
Look, you knew this
754
00:27:01,935 --> 00:27:03,636
was temporary.
What are you doing?
755
00:27:03,637 --> 00:27:04,637
This is for Alicia
756
00:27:04,638 --> 00:27:05,971
as much as for Peter.
757
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:07,939
Nice try, but no.
758
00:27:09,776 --> 00:27:12,144
(Door opens)
759
00:27:16,283 --> 00:27:18,450
Yes?
760
00:27:19,218 --> 00:27:21,419
You're selling
us to Preston.
761
00:27:23,755 --> 00:27:25,923
I'm...
762
00:27:25,924 --> 00:27:28,226
considering your options.
763
00:27:28,227 --> 00:27:29,627
Your options.
764
00:27:29,628 --> 00:27:31,128
We don't have any options.
765
00:27:31,129 --> 00:27:32,797
You had six years
of options.
766
00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:33,931
So y-you're punishing us?
767
00:27:33,932 --> 00:27:34,932
I'm trying
to keep you
768
00:27:34,933 --> 00:27:36,667
- from liquidation.
- By destroying us?
769
00:27:36,668 --> 00:27:38,868
- By selling us off in pieces?
- No.
770
00:27:38,869 --> 00:27:40,204
By doing what I do:
771
00:27:40,205 --> 00:27:42,005
By looking where the money is
and where it isn't.
772
00:27:42,006 --> 00:27:44,508
This is not a subtle
business, Ms. Lockhart.
773
00:27:44,509 --> 00:27:46,176
There is either money
in the wallet or there isn't.
774
00:27:46,177 --> 00:27:47,711
And when there isn't,
wishing there is
775
00:27:47,712 --> 00:27:49,446
won't make it so.
776
00:27:59,523 --> 00:28:01,123
LAURA:
How was D.C.?
777
00:28:01,124 --> 00:28:02,458
ALICIA:
Good.
778
00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:03,726
Actually...
779
00:28:03,727 --> 00:28:04,893
it wasn't good.
780
00:28:04,894 --> 00:28:06,295
Oh, sorry.
781
00:28:06,296 --> 00:28:08,463
It's okay.
It's just work.
782
00:28:08,464 --> 00:28:09,897
How was interviewing?
783
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:13,201
Fine. Hey, thanks for calling
Armstrong & Hayes.
784
00:28:13,202 --> 00:28:15,203
How did that go?
785
00:28:16,138 --> 00:28:18,506
I don't think
there's a job there.
786
00:28:18,507 --> 00:28:20,408
What did they say?
787
00:28:21,277 --> 00:28:22,744
There's no job there.
788
00:28:22,745 --> 00:28:24,545
But they said there was.
789
00:28:24,546 --> 00:28:26,480
- Yes, they lied.
- Why would they do that?
790
00:28:26,481 --> 00:28:27,615
Because you're pretty,
791
00:28:27,616 --> 00:28:29,650
and they didn't want
to say no to you.
792
00:28:30,452 --> 00:28:32,686
Okay.
(Chuckles)
793
00:28:33,988 --> 00:28:36,089
People aren't mean--
they're just
794
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,625
polite liars.
795
00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:40,926
You went back on the job market
after how many years away?
796
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,162
13, but I'm not
a fair comparison.
797
00:28:43,163 --> 00:28:44,964
- The job market's a lot harder now.
- How many
798
00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:47,400
- interviews did you have
before you got this? - Five.
799
00:28:47,401 --> 00:28:48,701
But I knew someone.
800
00:28:48,702 --> 00:28:49,736
Here.
801
00:28:49,737 --> 00:28:51,504
Do you know anyone, Laura?
802
00:28:51,505 --> 00:28:52,639
Anyone who could help you?
803
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,574
Any connections?
804
00:28:54,575 --> 00:28:56,742
Probably? I don't
know, but...
805
00:28:56,743 --> 00:28:58,377
It's just the way
it is. People...
806
00:28:58,378 --> 00:29:00,279
hire people they know.
807
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,280
It's not wrong.
808
00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:04,548
It just is.
809
00:29:04,549 --> 00:29:06,151
(Laughing)
810
00:29:06,152 --> 00:29:07,886
So you need my help?
811
00:29:07,887 --> 00:29:10,021
- We do.
- It's in your interest, David.
812
00:29:10,022 --> 00:29:12,590
You hate Burl Preston
as much as we do.
813
00:29:12,591 --> 00:29:14,025
- He's not so bad.
DIANE: David.
814
00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:16,127
Burl Preston is trying
to buy this firm
815
00:29:16,128 --> 00:29:18,028
in order to control you.
816
00:29:18,029 --> 00:29:19,897
Do you want to be controlled?
817
00:29:19,898 --> 00:29:22,232
No. But I don't want
to be controlled
818
00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:23,834
- by you either.
WILL: And if we promised
819
00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:24,968
you wouldn't be?
820
00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:27,337
Well, I'd be open to discussing.
821
00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:31,608
As long as my capital
contribution was part of it.
822
00:29:34,278 --> 00:29:36,445
(Vibrating)
823
00:29:39,116 --> 00:29:40,116
Cary?
824
00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:41,150
Hi.
825
00:29:41,151 --> 00:29:42,384
I thought you were heading back.
826
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:44,486
Uh... I-I was. I-I am.
827
00:29:44,487 --> 00:29:45,855
I'm in Chicago.
828
00:29:45,856 --> 00:29:47,089
Dad...
829
00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:48,624
(Sighs)
830
00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,926
what were you trying
to say at breakfast?
831
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,761
Dad.
832
00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:56,264
Whatever it is,
I can handle it.
833
00:29:56,265 --> 00:29:59,201
Look, it's very... hard
to talk about it, son.
834
00:30:00,069 --> 00:30:02,437
Your mother thinks
that I should wait.
835
00:30:02,438 --> 00:30:05,006
Dad, I am here.
836
00:30:05,007 --> 00:30:07,174
And I'm listening.
837
00:30:07,175 --> 00:30:09,409
(Sighs)
All right.
838
00:30:10,678 --> 00:30:12,813
Do you know...
839
00:30:12,814 --> 00:30:16,616
Senator Byers of Illinois?
840
00:30:17,452 --> 00:30:18,853
Yeah.
841
00:30:18,854 --> 00:30:21,788
I have a chance to work
as her press secretary,
842
00:30:21,789 --> 00:30:24,924
but I need someone to put in
a good word with her.
843
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:29,128
Now, I know that her best friend
is Diane Lockhart at your firm,
844
00:30:29,129 --> 00:30:32,765
and I was hoping
that you might ask her
845
00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:35,368
to put in that... good word.
846
00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:39,137
That's what you wanted
to talk about?
847
00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:40,739
Yes.
848
00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,207
And that's it?
849
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,509
Yes, but... it's a lot, son.
850
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,944
I know.
851
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,713
And it would be
very helpful because...
852
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,884
Senator Byers depends a lot
on personal recommendations.
853
00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:54,352
And I could talk
to Martinez for you, if...
854
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,887
that would be helpful.
855
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,956
Dad, I got to go.
They need me.
856
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,057
So, you'll... do it?
857
00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,926
You'll... ask Diane Lockhart?
858
00:31:01,927 --> 00:31:03,928
I don't know. Let me...
let me think about it.
859
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:06,530
Son, it would be very helpful.
860
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,933
Well, I said I'd think about it.
861
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,469
Come again?
862
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:16,339
They are saying
that I have a mark...
863
00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:19,910
on my penis
shaped like Brazil.
864
00:31:21,078 --> 00:31:22,979
Uh...
865
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,048
I...
866
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,350
(Laughs)
867
00:31:29,185 --> 00:31:30,586
Yeah.
868
00:31:30,587 --> 00:31:32,354
What does he want me to say?
869
00:31:32,355 --> 00:31:34,223
Well, that's a difficult one.
870
00:31:34,224 --> 00:31:36,426
"No" would be
the obvious answer.
871
00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:37,427
Right.
872
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:38,694
But...
873
00:31:38,695 --> 00:31:40,730
maybe mixed with some outrage.
874
00:31:40,731 --> 00:31:43,598
Yeah, I don't do outrage
well these days.
875
00:31:43,599 --> 00:31:45,567
How about laughter?
876
00:31:45,568 --> 00:31:48,202
Well... that would be easier.
877
00:31:48,203 --> 00:31:49,738
(Chuckles)
878
00:31:49,739 --> 00:31:51,005
Good. Thank you.
879
00:31:51,006 --> 00:31:52,407
That's okay.
880
00:31:52,408 --> 00:31:54,142
Um...
881
00:31:54,143 --> 00:31:57,111
did you fill Cary's position at
the state's attorney's office?
882
00:31:57,112 --> 00:31:58,212
No, not yet.
883
00:31:58,213 --> 00:31:59,513
Why?
884
00:31:59,514 --> 00:32:00,781
Are you going to?
885
00:32:00,782 --> 00:32:03,584
Well, someday
when I have time.
886
00:32:03,585 --> 00:32:05,352
There's someone...
887
00:32:05,353 --> 00:32:07,421
I think you should consider.
888
00:32:07,422 --> 00:32:08,956
An ex-military lawyer.
889
00:32:08,957 --> 00:32:10,758
A captain. You'd like her.
890
00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:12,426
Really?
891
00:32:12,427 --> 00:32:13,928
Yeah.
892
00:32:13,929 --> 00:32:15,495
Do you mind considering her?
893
00:32:15,496 --> 00:32:16,996
I don't.
894
00:32:16,997 --> 00:32:18,865
Do you mind talking
to the press?
895
00:32:18,866 --> 00:32:20,232
Nope.
896
00:32:20,233 --> 00:32:21,534
Good.
897
00:32:21,535 --> 00:32:22,635
It's a deal.
898
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:23,603
Thanks.
899
00:32:23,604 --> 00:32:25,304
You, too.
900
00:32:25,305 --> 00:32:27,507
Bye.
901
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,707
KALINDA:
Well, you two are cheerful.
902
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,509
We've been frozen out.
903
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,511
The last FCC commissioner
doesn't want to hear us.
904
00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:01,012
KALINDA: It's worse.
I made a few calls,
905
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,181
and Commissioner Martinez
906
00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:05,817
is still meeting
with Parents Against Indecency.
907
00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:07,084
Great.
908
00:33:07,085 --> 00:33:08,752
He doesn't want to
meet with you guys,
909
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:12,089
but he's still meeting
the opposition tomorrow at 6:00.
910
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,226
One thing we
could try...
911
00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,695
- Yes?
- We go.
912
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:18,696
Go where?
913
00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:20,631
Martinez at 6:00.
914
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,765
We were
disinvited.
915
00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:23,833
We never got the message.
916
00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:25,067
We know he
wanted to hear
917
00:33:25,068 --> 00:33:27,704
from both Parents
Against Indecency and us,
918
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:29,339
and we never got
the disinvite.
919
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,241
You crash it.
920
00:33:32,909 --> 00:33:34,910
(Airplane whooshing)
921
00:33:34,911 --> 00:33:36,479
(Elevator bell dings)
922
00:33:38,314 --> 00:33:41,450
No, this is the new me.
923
00:33:41,451 --> 00:33:43,885
Smell my perfume;
It's called Accommodation.
924
00:33:43,886 --> 00:33:44,986
(Sniffs)
925
00:33:44,987 --> 00:33:46,221
Oh, it's nice.
926
00:33:46,222 --> 00:33:47,489
Thanks.
927
00:33:47,490 --> 00:33:49,491
I'll catch up with you.
928
00:33:49,492 --> 00:33:51,593
So you're not going
to call?
929
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,328
You're going to ignore
your own father?
930
00:33:53,329 --> 00:33:54,595
- Yep.
- I only need
931
00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:56,330
one call to Diane Lockhart.
932
00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:59,066
And I only needed
one call on my birthday,
933
00:33:59,067 --> 00:34:01,201
one call when I
was out of work.
934
00:34:01,202 --> 00:34:02,403
Did you know I was
935
00:34:02,404 --> 00:34:03,504
the youngest deputy
state's attorney ever?
936
00:34:03,505 --> 00:34:04,572
Did you know that?
937
00:34:04,573 --> 00:34:06,340
We don't do that, Cary.
938
00:34:06,341 --> 00:34:08,276
Other families gush.
939
00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:11,010
You know how I pay
a compliment to you now?
940
00:34:11,011 --> 00:34:12,679
By needing something
from you.
941
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,247
(Sighs)
Dad.
942
00:34:14,648 --> 00:34:17,950
No... no.
943
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:20,487
A few years ago I'd jump
at the chance to impress you,
944
00:34:20,488 --> 00:34:22,455
but it's over.
945
00:34:24,358 --> 00:34:27,058
I won't be calling you again.
946
00:34:28,594 --> 00:34:30,262
My loss.
947
00:34:32,264 --> 00:34:33,932
ALICIA:
I'm so sorry,
948
00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:35,033
I didn't get the message.
949
00:34:35,034 --> 00:34:36,101
Cary?
950
00:34:36,102 --> 00:34:37,303
My gosh, no,
I didn't either.
951
00:34:37,304 --> 00:34:38,604
Y-You were canceling?
952
00:34:38,605 --> 00:34:40,806
Yes, just a scheduling logjam.
953
00:34:40,807 --> 00:34:43,073
PRESTON: Well, now
that we're all here...
954
00:34:44,710 --> 00:34:46,611
...it seems only fair.
955
00:34:46,612 --> 00:34:48,680
DODD:
All I wanted to do
956
00:34:48,681 --> 00:34:52,650
was to make women aware
of breast cancer.
957
00:34:52,651 --> 00:34:53,751
And disrobing was
making them aware?
958
00:34:53,752 --> 00:34:55,787
Would I do it
that way again? No,
959
00:34:55,788 --> 00:34:59,756
but women needed to see
something memorable,
960
00:34:59,757 --> 00:35:01,391
something to
provoke them.
961
00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:02,759
I'm impressed,
Ms. Dodd.
962
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,228
- Thank you, Commissioner.
- what I have trouble reconciling
963
00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:07,664
is this new Therese
with the Therese
964
00:35:07,665 --> 00:35:09,132
that told
this joke:
965
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:12,502
"Rape is never funny.
966
00:35:12,503 --> 00:35:16,439
Unless you're raped
by a clown."
967
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,740
How is this funny,
Ms. Dodd?
968
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,375
Sir, that wasn't part
of the original act.
969
00:35:19,376 --> 00:35:20,710
I understand that,
970
00:35:20,711 --> 00:35:23,812
but I find myself confused
by Ms. Dodd's sense of humor.
971
00:35:23,813 --> 00:35:25,347
Do you know
that every 45 seconds,
972
00:35:25,348 --> 00:35:26,548
there is another
sexual assault in America?
973
00:35:26,549 --> 00:35:28,483
So I'm not sure
974
00:35:28,484 --> 00:35:30,084
how rape is funny.
975
00:35:31,854 --> 00:35:33,355
CARY: The joke isn't
about rape, sir.
976
00:35:33,356 --> 00:35:35,357
It's about a ridiculous
juxtaposition.
977
00:35:35,358 --> 00:35:37,258
But it makes light of rape,
doesn't it?
978
00:35:37,259 --> 00:35:38,492
Shall I read it
again?
979
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:40,160
I think, sir,
you're trying to make a point
980
00:35:40,161 --> 00:35:41,895
by putting Ms. Dodd on the spot.
981
00:35:41,896 --> 00:35:43,129
- Sir, we didn't come...
DODD: You're right.
982
00:35:43,130 --> 00:35:44,832
It's not funny,
Commissioner.
983
00:35:44,833 --> 00:35:46,400
- Therese.
- What?
984
00:35:46,401 --> 00:35:47,368
He's right.
985
00:35:47,369 --> 00:35:50,070
Rape is never funny,
986
00:35:50,071 --> 00:35:51,872
and the association
of clowns
987
00:35:51,873 --> 00:35:54,774
and rape is just offensive,
988
00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:57,410
and I feel terrible
that I wrote it.
989
00:35:57,411 --> 00:35:58,378
MARTINEZ:
Thank you, ma'am,
990
00:35:58,379 --> 00:36:01,146
but then I find
myself asking,
991
00:36:01,147 --> 00:36:03,048
why do you tell these jokes?
992
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:07,987
Because I have a potty mouth.
993
00:36:09,088 --> 00:36:10,121
Are you making fun
994
00:36:10,122 --> 00:36:11,322
- of me, Ms. Dodd?
- No.
995
00:36:12,323 --> 00:36:13,291
Never...
996
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:15,059
Because that's why
we have standards--
997
00:36:15,060 --> 00:36:16,628
to protect the viewers
from indecency like this.
998
00:36:16,629 --> 00:36:17,662
PRESTON:
Well, if the question
999
00:36:17,663 --> 00:36:18,997
is about protecting viewers,
1000
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:21,165
they voted with their remotes.
1001
00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,100
There are more viewers
1002
00:36:22,101 --> 00:36:24,770
watching the show
than ever.
1003
00:36:24,771 --> 00:36:27,638
Okay, so I must ask you,
Ms. Dodd,
1004
00:36:27,639 --> 00:36:30,374
will you sign a pledge
that you will never do
1005
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:34,044
anything like this
on TV again?
1006
00:36:34,913 --> 00:36:37,180
Ms. Dodd?
1007
00:36:55,265 --> 00:36:57,433
I think that's a yes.
1008
00:36:57,934 --> 00:37:00,402
I was in the JAG Corps
for 12 years
1009
00:37:00,403 --> 00:37:03,138
and before that,
I attended SLS.
1010
00:37:03,839 --> 00:37:05,307
SLS?
1011
00:37:05,308 --> 00:37:06,274
S-Stanford Law.
1012
00:37:06,275 --> 00:37:07,810
Oh, I thought
that was
1013
00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:09,445
military jargon.
1014
00:37:09,446 --> 00:37:11,212
No.
1015
00:37:12,114 --> 00:37:14,582
I grew up in California--
Huntington Beach.
1016
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:16,617
Was your dad
in the military?
1017
00:37:16,618 --> 00:37:20,788
No, a professor
of neurobiology at Irvine.
1018
00:37:20,789 --> 00:37:21,789
Brothers?
1019
00:37:21,790 --> 00:37:23,424
No, two sisters,
though.
1020
00:37:23,425 --> 00:37:25,426
Why did you
enlist, then?
1021
00:37:25,427 --> 00:37:26,627
I don't know.
They needed lawyers.
1022
00:37:26,628 --> 00:37:27,595
(Chuckles)
1023
00:37:27,596 --> 00:37:29,196
(Chuckles)
1024
00:37:29,197 --> 00:37:31,031
Well, we're not really
short-staffed at the moment,
1025
00:37:31,032 --> 00:37:32,099
but we're always looking,
1026
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,935
so we'll keep this résumé
on file.
1027
00:37:34,936 --> 00:37:36,536
Have you tried the
public defenders' office?
1028
00:37:36,537 --> 00:37:38,172
They're always in need of...
(Door opens)
1029
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,240
Mr. Florrick, hello.
1030
00:37:40,241 --> 00:37:41,808
Hi, Geneva.
1031
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:42,776
And you must be
1032
00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:44,345
Captain Hellinger.
1033
00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:45,579
Oh, yes, sir.
1034
00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,313
Wonderful to meet you.
1035
00:37:47,314 --> 00:37:48,547
You're looking for a job, huh?
1036
00:37:48,548 --> 00:37:50,583
I am, sir.
1037
00:37:50,584 --> 00:37:52,051
And you know how little we pay?
1038
00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,152
I've heard rumors.
1039
00:37:53,153 --> 00:37:55,021
You could live on that?
1040
00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,255
I tend to be frugal.
1041
00:37:56,256 --> 00:37:57,857
Well, that's good.
1042
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:58,891
When can you begin?
1043
00:37:58,892 --> 00:38:00,259
Now,
1044
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:01,694
I mean, if you want.
1045
00:38:01,695 --> 00:38:03,895
That's great.
1046
00:38:03,896 --> 00:38:05,364
Here's your first case:
1047
00:38:05,365 --> 00:38:06,331
Breaking and entering.
1048
00:38:06,332 --> 00:38:07,832
Geneva will set you up
with a cubicle.
1049
00:38:07,833 --> 00:38:08,833
Welcome aboard.
1050
00:38:08,834 --> 00:38:11,136
Thank you so much.
1051
00:38:12,505 --> 00:38:14,506
(Door opens)
1052
00:38:14,507 --> 00:38:16,475
(Door closes)
1053
00:38:16,476 --> 00:38:18,809
Um, thank you for your help.
1054
00:38:28,282 --> 00:38:30,250
Your Honor, there is still
the question of damages.
1055
00:38:30,251 --> 00:38:31,818
No, there is the
question of whether
1056
00:38:31,819 --> 00:38:32,952
your negotiations
have borne fruit.
1057
00:38:32,953 --> 00:38:34,087
PRESTON:
We made an effort
1058
00:38:34,088 --> 00:38:36,722
to reach such a settlement,
Your Honor, but
1059
00:38:36,723 --> 00:38:38,724
the results depend
on something yet to be decided.
1060
00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:39,791
WILL:
Mr. Preston
1061
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,359
is being coy.
1062
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,362
We agreed to argue in front of
the FCC on the network's behalf,
1063
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:45,831
and if the FCC decided
favorably,
1064
00:38:45,832 --> 00:38:46,965
this lawsuit would go away.
1065
00:38:46,966 --> 00:38:48,033
I see.
1066
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,001
- And the FCC hasn't decided?
- Not yet,
1067
00:38:50,002 --> 00:38:51,368
but we believe this suit
should be dismissed
1068
00:38:51,369 --> 00:38:53,303
on the basis
of an absence of damages.
1069
00:38:53,304 --> 00:38:55,472
Damages have already been
established, Your Honor--
1070
00:38:55,473 --> 00:38:57,742
- the many affiliates
dropping our show. - Yes,
1071
00:38:57,743 --> 00:38:59,910
but Mr. Preston recently argued
in front of the FCC
1072
00:38:59,911 --> 00:39:00,878
that there has been
1073
00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:02,512
a corresponding rise
in viewership--
1074
00:39:02,513 --> 00:39:05,950
a rise large enough to more
than offset the affiliate loss.
1075
00:39:06,984 --> 00:39:09,052
That was an argument
in another venue.
1076
00:39:09,053 --> 00:39:09,986
Your Honor,
1077
00:39:09,987 --> 00:39:12,588
this suit is
an attempt to punish
1078
00:39:12,589 --> 00:39:14,758
Therese, that's all.
1079
00:39:14,759 --> 00:39:16,492
There are
no actual damages here,
1080
00:39:16,493 --> 00:39:18,561
and this suit
should be dismissed.
1081
00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:21,697
(Door opens)
1082
00:39:22,866 --> 00:39:24,967
Would you care
for some water?
1083
00:39:24,968 --> 00:39:26,769
No.
1084
00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:28,703
My firm will absorb
1085
00:39:28,704 --> 00:39:30,705
the debt of Lockhart/Gardner
1086
00:39:30,706 --> 00:39:33,341
and pay out existing
capital contributions
1087
00:39:33,342 --> 00:39:34,943
of existing
equity partners,
1088
00:39:34,944 --> 00:39:38,946
but all severance packages
will be the responsibility
1089
00:39:38,947 --> 00:39:40,748
of the existing partners.
1090
00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:42,316
Yes, and you agree to honor
1091
00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:44,418
the contracts of
existing partners.
1092
00:39:44,419 --> 00:39:46,453
Only up to a year
of the purchase date.
1093
00:39:46,454 --> 00:39:47,388
That's fine.
1094
00:39:47,389 --> 00:39:48,956
The, the current lease
1095
00:39:48,957 --> 00:39:50,724
- will be subject to...
DAVID: Hello,
1096
00:39:50,725 --> 00:39:52,927
Burl.
1097
00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,930
David... what can
we do for you?
1098
00:39:56,931 --> 00:39:58,431
Oh, I'm just watching.
1099
00:39:58,432 --> 00:39:59,399
Continue.
1100
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,567
Mr. Lee, this is
a private matter.
1101
00:40:01,568 --> 00:40:03,103
It's far from private.
1102
00:40:03,104 --> 00:40:05,638
I'm just waiting
for my emancipation.
1103
00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:06,673
Go ahead.
1104
00:40:06,674 --> 00:40:08,374
Your emancipation?
1105
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:09,375
Yes.
1106
00:40:09,376 --> 00:40:11,476
This firm has
a stranglehold on me,
1107
00:40:11,477 --> 00:40:13,913
but as soon as you purchase it,
I'm free.
1108
00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:14,980
Hallelujah.
1109
00:40:14,981 --> 00:40:16,215
You're not free.
1110
00:40:16,216 --> 00:40:17,249
You're committed
to Lockhart/Gardner.
1111
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,751
No, the partners just
rewrote my contract.
1112
00:40:19,752 --> 00:40:20,886
If this firm is sold
1113
00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:24,223
or absorbed, I am free to leave.
1114
00:40:24,224 --> 00:40:25,390
They can't do that.
1115
00:40:25,391 --> 00:40:26,692
Yes, they can.
1116
00:40:26,693 --> 00:40:28,893
You can veto
their hiring decisions.
1117
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,095
You can't veto
a nonfinancial side agreement
1118
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:34,232
in a partnership contract.
1119
00:40:35,835 --> 00:40:38,636
The firm is still
in fine shape.
1120
00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,638
No, thank you.
1121
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,406
Good luck
with this place.
1122
00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:44,074
Unfortunately
1123
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:48,411
they enjoy intrigue more
than they do making money.
1124
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:01,490
You told your husband
to hire me?
1125
00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:04,460
- No.
- He hired me.
1126
00:41:04,461 --> 00:41:06,028
Congratulations.
1127
00:41:06,029 --> 00:41:06,963
You didn't say
1128
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:08,197
- anything to him?
- Well,
1129
00:41:08,198 --> 00:41:10,733
I said you were
a good lawyer.
1130
00:41:11,601 --> 00:41:13,702
Okay.
1131
00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:14,970
This is all new to me.
1132
00:41:14,971 --> 00:41:15,937
What, friends
didn't help
1133
00:41:15,938 --> 00:41:17,906
- friends in the military?
- They did,
1134
00:41:17,907 --> 00:41:19,607
- but never me.
- Well,
1135
00:41:19,608 --> 00:41:22,277
baptism by fire.
1136
00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:29,751
Yes?
1137
00:41:29,752 --> 00:41:32,152
You're cutting
your own throats!
1138
00:41:32,153 --> 00:41:35,555
Do you know how hard it is
to find a suitor like that?!
1139
00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:37,091
Yes, that's why
we did it.
1140
00:41:37,892 --> 00:41:40,194
You're losing this firm.
1141
00:41:40,195 --> 00:41:41,528
Is that a threat?
1142
00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:45,866
Take it any way you want,
but you are losing this firm.
1143
00:41:45,867 --> 00:41:48,334
Mr. Hayden, you should take
a step back.
1144
00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:50,536
You've obviously become
too invested in our firm.
1145
00:41:50,537 --> 00:41:52,005
(Scoffs)
1146
00:41:52,006 --> 00:41:53,406
You don't know me.
1147
00:41:53,407 --> 00:41:54,940
I don't step back.
1148
00:41:54,941 --> 00:41:56,008
We don't either.
1149
00:41:56,009 --> 00:41:58,176
Then get ready to crash.
1150
00:42:03,181 --> 00:42:04,349
DODD:
So,
1151
00:42:04,350 --> 00:42:06,484
I just heard the FCC isn't
going to fine the network.
1152
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:08,553
Yeah, yeah, you're
off the hook.
1153
00:42:08,554 --> 00:42:09,888
Good.
1154
00:42:10,389 --> 00:42:14,458
I have to head out to L.A.,
so I wanted to say thank you.
1155
00:42:15,209 --> 00:42:17,361
Have a good trip.
1156
00:42:17,362 --> 00:42:19,897
I will.
1157
00:42:19,898 --> 00:42:24,701
I'm not great with byes, so bye.
1158
00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:31,841
What'd she say?
1159
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:33,843
Good-bye.
1160
00:42:33,844 --> 00:42:35,111
That's it?
1161
00:42:35,112 --> 00:42:36,313
Yeah.
1162
00:42:36,314 --> 00:42:37,847
She didn't say anything else?
1163
00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:39,149
No, why?
1164
00:42:39,150 --> 00:42:41,351
Well, why did
she kiss you yesterday?
1165
00:42:42,218 --> 00:42:44,719
She's a comedian.
1166
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,155
DODD:
I've spent the last week
1167
00:42:46,156 --> 00:42:49,858
with my lawyer, trying
desperately not to say anything
1168
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,594
about Brazil and penises.
1169
00:42:52,595 --> 00:42:55,097
I suppose there are
worse birthmarks to have.
1170
00:42:55,098 --> 00:42:56,832
Like Greece.
1171
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:59,167
I mean, who wants a penis
that's always
1172
00:42:59,168 --> 00:43:01,369
in recession?
1173
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:04,272
My lawyer says,
it really only looks like Brazil
1174
00:43:04,273 --> 00:43:05,306
when it's erect.
1175
00:43:05,307 --> 00:43:07,041
Otherwise it's more
like New Jersey.
1176
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,943
(Laughter)
1177
00:43:13,944 --> 00:43:17,012
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