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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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(Crows caw)

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<i>(Frankie) Thanksgiving--</i>
<i>that time of year</i>

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<i>when the whole country</i>
<i>scurries about</i>

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<i>hunting and gathering</i>
<i>for the holiday feast.</i>

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(Clatters)

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What are you doing?

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Frugal Hoosier started
charging 10 cents for bags,

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so I told them
to find another sucker,

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and I beat 'em
at their own game.

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Oh. Listen to this.

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I saw this flier that says
you can sign up

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to host two Marines
at your Thanksgiving dinner.

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How cool would that be?

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Well, it depends on whose house
they're going to.

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Come on. It's the Marines.

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We don't do anything
for this country.

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All we have is that "support
our troops" bumper sticker,

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and Axl turned it
into "support our poops."

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Plus Nancy Donahue
doesn't have any.

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We'd be the only ones
on the block.

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You really want to invite

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outside observers
into this place?

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I actually think it would
be nice to have guests.

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- We've already got your parents coming.
- They're not guests.

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- Sure feel like guests when they kick
me out of my bed. - (Sighs) Mike....

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Don't say my name and think you
can make me do stuff.

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Well, I was hoping
you'd have a different reaction,

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'cause I already signed us up.

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(Scoffs)
What? Why'd you even ask?

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Because I had to act quick.

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I was afraid they were gonna
run out of Marines.

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There aren't that many
of them, you know.

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It's right there
in the motto--

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"The few, the proud."

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I gotta say, I thought you'd be
more patriotic about this.

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I am being patriotic. These
people fight for our country.

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Haven't they
been through enough?

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Oh, crap. I think I left
the frozen food on the porch.

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Brick!

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(Door closes)
This book is life-changing.

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Mom dropped me at the library

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to find
the perfect holiday read,

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and out of nowhere,
it just appeared to me.

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"The real true
behind-the-scenes story

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of the making of Erich Segal's
1970's classic, Love Story."

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Really? All the books
they got in the library,

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and that's the one you picked?

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Have you read it?
It's fascinating.

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How did I go so long
without finding this?

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It's a Thanksgiving gift,
I tell you.

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A gift.

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You know, the only thing
that would have made that better

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is if strangers
were here to see it.

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<i>Meanwhile,</i>
<i>Brick wasn't the only one</i>

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<i>with a fascination</i>
<i>for the library.</i>

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<i>Over the past few weeks,</i>

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<i>Axl had become very focused</i>
<i>on his studies.</i>

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So the biggest thing you need
to study for your test is...

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"The legislative branch."

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Wow.

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Your handwriting's pretty...

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Terrible.
Uh, but I can say that

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'cause my handwriting
is awesome.

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Maybe I need
a handwriting tutor.

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Maybe you do. (Chuckles)

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(Scribbling)

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"Axl...

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is...

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brilliant."

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Pretty impressive, huh?

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Uh-huh. It'd be
even more impressive

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if you spelled "brilliant"
with two L's.

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(Both laugh)

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(Cell phone ringing)

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Oh, it's my boyfriend
calling from Northwestern.

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I should take this.

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Cool. Cool. Cool.

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Yeah, I gotta get
to the foot doctor anyway.

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(Clears throat) You know.
I'll see you later,

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and just don't worry
about, uh, anything.

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Just... uh, good luck.

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(School bell rings)

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Okay, no unauthorized
non-mascots are allowed in here,

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so tell nobody
what you are about to see.

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(Clank)

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(Doors creak)

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Where's the head?

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Brad, the head is gone!

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Gone!

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The crack in my foot is gone!

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The Ax Man's back in the game!

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Stomp on my foot!
Go ahead! I'm healed!

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I'm a medical miracle!

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Are you serious?

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Doctor says as long
as he's not in pain,

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he's good to go.

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Does that mean
he can play Friday?

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With the recruiters there?

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Yep. We might not
have to pay for college

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with our kidneys after all.

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(Squeals) Oh!
(Laughs)

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Oh, Mike!

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You know what?
I'm telling you, Mike,

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us opening our hearts
to the Marines

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is the reason
he got better so fast.

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You put good
out into the world,

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and good comes back to you.

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(Doorbell rings) (Grunts)

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(Sighs) We would have been here
two hours ago!

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But Vasco de Gama here decided

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to take one
of his legendary shortcuts.

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He got so lost,
we never got to stop at Costco!

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What, so you couldn't get
your giant pop and hot dog?

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Do you know how many carbs
are in one of them buns?

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You lose 4 pounds,

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and suddenly
you're Jack Lalanne!

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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving!

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<i>And come hell or high water,</i>

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<i>I was determined</i>
<i>it was gonna be.</i>

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<i>'Cause turns out we had a lot</i>
<i>to be grateful for this year.</i>

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<i>And Axl couldn't wait</i>
<i>to share the good news.</i>

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I'm cured!
The Ax Man has riseth!

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Or is it "risen-eth"?
Doesn't matter.

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'Cause my foot
healed three weeks early.

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(Thud) Stomp on my foot. Go ahead.
Honestly. I'm fine. (Laughs)

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Wow, that's great, Axl,
but I'm kind of busy here.

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Gene has a big test
on world War II tomorrow.

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Well, grab a pencil, Gene.
We won.

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And you know who else
is gonna win Friday night?

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Orson, when we kick
Roosevelt's butt!

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So you're actually
gonna play in the game?

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You really think
that's a good idea?

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Uh, it's not just <i>a game,</i>
it's the championship,

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which reminds me,

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I'm gonna have to start
leaving our sessions early

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for practice, but...

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Great. So you're gonna
skip studying

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so you can go bash your head
into other guys' heads.

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Sounds like a super solid plan.

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You know what? Why don't we
just skip it altogether?

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Wow. You know what you
<i>should</i> tutor people on?

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How to ruin
the world's greatest moment,

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'cause you are awesome at it.

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I don't know
what to tell you, Axl.

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Sorry this didn't happen

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the way you played it
all out in your head.

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Let me tell you something.

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This is not a normal response
to awesome news, okay?

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Guess what?! Playing in
the championship Friday!

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(Cheers and applause)

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That was a normal response.

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I've checked everywhere,
and it's nowhere.

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Not the dry cleaners,
not the pizza place,

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not the bleachers where I watch
the guy mow the lawn.

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The school trusted me
with its mascot,

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and I have let everyone down.

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This is a disaster!

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I'm literally a chicken
with its head cut off.

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<i>Well, she wasn't the only one.</i>
<i>Three days until Thanksgiving,</i>

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<i>and we were</i>
<i>nowhere near Marine-ready.</i>

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Ugh! I just want everything
to look right for the Marines.

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If I use this picture
to cover the wallpaper scar,

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does that look okay?

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I'd lower it, like, 2 inches.

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Yeah, listen to her.
She's the expert on everything.

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I married Mrs. Right.

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I just didn't know
her first name was "always."

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(Sighs)
(Brick) Get this--

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apparently,
the scenes in Love Story

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with Oliver walking through
a snowy New York were added

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after principal photography
was completed.

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<i>After!</i>

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Oh, I just adored Love Story.

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Hey, Brick, why don't
I rent us a copy,

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and you and I
can watch it together?

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Why would we do that?

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I'm with you, Brick.
Love Story was a lousy movie.

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What do <i>you</i> know?

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You slept through it
like every movie we see.

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Then you woke up
and said it didn't make sense.

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I'll tell you
what was a good picture.

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The Longest Day.
You ever see that?

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Don't need to.
I'm living it.

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(Vacuum whirring)

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(Exhales deeply)

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Ugh. Jeez.

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What is wrong with my parents?

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You're gonna
have to be more specific.

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The bickering.
It's nuts, right?

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I don't get it. I mean,
it seems to be getting worse.

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It's worse, right?

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Frankie, they've
been together 50 years.

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Just be happy
they're not starring

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in a Dateline unsolved mystery.

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(Sighs)
Well, I'm almost wondering

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if having the Marines here
is a good idea at all.

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- Now you're wondering?
- You know what it is?

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They've been alone too long.

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Maybe we need to remind them
why they love each other.

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Like, reboot their brains

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so they start being nice
to each other again.

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(Tag) What'd you do
with my goji berries?

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(Pat) Oh, yeah, I live
<i>to hide your goji berries!</i>

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Good luck with that.

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(School bell rings)

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(Gasps)

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(Dog barks in distance)

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Come on.
I'll throw you a couple.

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No, thanks.
I'm kind of busy here.

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You're poking the earth
with a stick.

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What's going on with you, Axl?

213
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You got a huge game Friday.
The big comeback.

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Everybody from school's
gonna be there.

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Not everybody.

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What's that mean?

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Nothing.

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Hmm.

219
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So... (Clears throat)
Help me out here.

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The other day
when the doctor said

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you could play
in the game on Friday,

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weren't you the guy
who asked him

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if you could kiss him
on the mouth?

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Yeah. I was excited,
but then I started thinkin'...

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(Sighs) You know,
this whole studying thing

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is kind of working out for me.

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Maybe I should just
stick to that.

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Studying.

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Okay. I think I know
what's going on here.

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You're nervous.
You haven't played in a while.

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There's a lot riding
on this game. I get that, Axl.

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But sometimes you just gotta
lay it all out there

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and go for it.

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I don't know.

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Trust me. Don't ever
let fear stop you

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from going after what you want.

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<i>Mike's advice</i>
<i>really hit home for Axl...</i>

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<i>Just not exactly</i>
<i>the way Mike had intended.</i>

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Cassidy, I like you.

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(Door closes) I never really saw
myself with a girl like you before.

241
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You know, I usually
just go for hot chicks.

242
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Not that you're...
(Chuckles) not hot.

243
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It's just you're just hot
in a different way.

244
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Um, you use words
like "perseverating"

245
00:08:28,214 --> 00:08:30,321
and "truncated," which is
a really cool word for "short,"

246
00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:32,160
but I never knew that
until I met you.

247
00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:34,182
And I have so many things
to say to you,

248
00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:35,904
but I'll try
to keep it truncated. (Chuckles)

249
00:08:36,009 --> 00:08:37,003
I like hanging out with you.

250
00:08:37,121 --> 00:08:39,042
I think it's cool
that you think I can be smart

251
00:08:39,149 --> 00:08:40,224
and you listen to violin music,

252
00:08:40,338 --> 00:08:41,810
and you watch movies
with the typing at the bottom.

253
00:08:41,914 --> 00:08:43,953
And my whole life,
I have loved football,

254
00:08:44,049 --> 00:08:46,047
but it's weird, 'cause it just
doesn't seem to matter to me

255
00:08:46,155 --> 00:08:46,976
if it doesn't matter to you.

256
00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:49,002
And I want you to come
to my game, Cassidy.

257
00:08:49,214 --> 00:08:51,302
And I know you have this guy
who calls you from college,

258
00:08:51,421 --> 00:08:52,697
but he's not here now,
and I am,

259
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,624
and I like you, and I think
you should go out with me.

260
00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:56,627
(Chuckles nervously)

261
00:08:56,752 --> 00:09:00,339
Oh. Wow, Axl. That's...

262
00:09:00,484 --> 00:09:01,343
a lot.

263
00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,724
Seriously, that is all
so nice of you to say,

264
00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:05,261
but I-I just--

265
00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,832
see, my boyfriend's coming
to spend Thanksgiving with me,

266
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,416
so I don't think
I can come to your game,

267
00:09:10,604 --> 00:09:11,666
but thanks.

268
00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:14,010
I mean, yeah, thank you.

269
00:09:16,027 --> 00:09:18,291
Uh... (Chuckles nervously)
Yeah, cool. Cool. Cool.

270
00:09:18,407 --> 00:09:19,506
Uh... (Clears throat)
You know... (Laughs)

271
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,879
I just... I'm asking
everybody to my game,

272
00:09:22,042 --> 00:09:24,830
not just you. So...
(Inhales deeply)

273
00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:27,777
Hey! Anybody wanna go watch me
play football Friday night?

274
00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:30,111
I'd love to, Axl.
Can I bring my snake?

275
00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,128
What do you think?

276
00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:38,048
Well, that depends.
Is there gonna be a president

277
00:09:38,163 --> 00:09:39,712
giving a speech
off the back of a train?

278
00:09:39,865 --> 00:09:42,609
(Refrigerator door opens) I just want
it to look patriotic for the Marines,

279
00:09:42,734 --> 00:09:43,680
to show we care, you know?

280
00:09:43,797 --> 00:09:46,137
Because they do
so much for our country.

281
00:09:46,265 --> 00:09:47,942
It's the least we can do
for them.

282
00:09:48,084 --> 00:09:50,273
Wow. Okay, can I tell you guys
one more thing?

283
00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:51,296
- No.
- Nobody cares, Brick.

284
00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:52,845
Who do you think
was the studio's first choice

285
00:09:52,976 --> 00:09:54,205
for the part of Oliver?

286
00:09:55,058 --> 00:09:58,304
It was Beau Bridges.
Can you believe it? Uh...

287
00:09:59,573 --> 00:10:00,635
Who's Beau Bridges?

288
00:10:00,742 --> 00:10:03,232
I asked you to do one thing--
pack my ginkgo biloba.

289
00:10:03,344 --> 00:10:04,671
They're <i>your</i> ginkgo biloba.

290
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:05,910
You want 'em,
you gonna pack 'em.

291
00:10:06,018 --> 00:10:08,416
- You're a grown man, for God sake.
- They're for my memory!

292
00:10:08,592 --> 00:10:10,043
How in the hell am I
supposed to remember 'em

293
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,019
if I don't take 'em?

294
00:10:11,119 --> 00:10:13,024
Mom, dad, Mike and I
were trying to remember

295
00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:16,480
that great story you always tell
about your first date.

296
00:10:16,611 --> 00:10:18,624
You know, how dad got lost
and you ended up by the lake?

297
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:19,531
What happened again?

298
00:10:19,650 --> 00:10:21,186
(Chuckles)
Oh, he got lost all right.

299
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,560
No surprise there.

300
00:10:22,684 --> 00:10:26,360
- Yeah, she was probably talking so much,
I missed the sign. - No, it was sweet.

301
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,192
You got lost and you
didn't have anything to eat,

302
00:10:28,316 --> 00:10:30,333
and mom pulled the crackers
from her bag and--

303
00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,726
Back then,
he would <i>eat</i> crackers!

304
00:10:31,842 --> 00:10:33,152
Crackers are poison!

305
00:10:33,389 --> 00:10:34,961
Might as well
eat a bag of sugar!

306
00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:38,471
Oh. Excuse me.

307
00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:39,729
Can we have
a word with you gentlemen?

308
00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:40,617
Sure.

309
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:41,727
We would have
talked to you earlier,

310
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,090
but we didn't want
to disrupt your rehearsal.

311
00:10:43,265 --> 00:10:44,063
Practice.

312
00:10:44,183 --> 00:10:46,752
Which one of you
is captain of this company?

313
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:48,493
Team. He meant "team."

314
00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:50,615
Look, we know
you stole our mascot head.

315
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:52,320
So the joke is over.
We want it back.

316
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:55,065
Oh, no. You lost your head?
I guess it's true what they say

317
00:10:55,184 --> 00:10:57,530
about how the body still runs
around without its head.

318
00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:00,191
See you Friday night, losers.

319
00:11:00,478 --> 00:11:03,872
- That's it. There's only one
way to settle this. - No! Brad!

320
00:11:03,976 --> 00:11:06,048
Dance fight! Five, six, seven, eight...
(Snaps fingers)

321
00:11:06,401 --> 00:11:08,672
Who punches a guy
while he's on his tippy toes?

322
00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,552
That's not
how a dance fight works.

323
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:13,600
I mean, seriously, where did
that guy go to summer camp?

324
00:11:13,721 --> 00:11:15,102
Ugh. I know.

325
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,883
I didn't even get to do
my pas de bourree.

326
00:11:17,990 --> 00:11:18,817
Aw.

327
00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:22,432
<i>(Tv playing indistinctly)</i> In Mexico,
it's known as <i>Historia de Amor.</i>

328
00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:25,568
In Finland, it's <i>Rakkaustarina.</i>

329
00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:27,178
I feel like
you're not listening.

330
00:11:27,523 --> 00:11:28,379
That's because I'm not, Brick.

331
00:11:28,384 --> 00:11:29,665
The Marines are gonna
be here any minute.

332
00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:33,119
Axl, put on some clothes
and comb your hair!

333
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,721
To what end, mom?
To what end?

334
00:11:35,901 --> 00:11:36,923
(Sighs)

335
00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,409
Mike, I'm gonna be busy
with the Marines,

336
00:11:38,541 --> 00:11:39,007
so you're in charge

337
00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:40,311
of corralling the bickermans
at dinner.

338
00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,496
How come you get the Marines,
and I get your parents?

339
00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:43,904
Because you didn't want
the Marines here.

340
00:11:44,062 --> 00:11:45,696
In my defense, I didn't want
your parents here, either.

341
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,188
(Doorbell rings) Oh!

342
00:11:47,345 --> 00:11:48,180
Okay, that's them.

343
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,920
Quick,
everybody put your flag pins on.

344
00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,880
Well, hello there.

345
00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:56,747
(Laughs) Wow, we got
a couple of good ones.

346
00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:57,952
Hi. I'm Frankie Heck.

347
00:11:58,109 --> 00:11:59,520
Corporal Nick Martinez.

348
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:00,886
Sergeant Justin Howard.

349
00:12:01,144 --> 00:12:01,951
We can't thank you enough

350
00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:03,311
for inviting us
into your home, ma'am.

351
00:12:03,521 --> 00:12:05,619
Oh, please.
It's the least we could do.

352
00:12:05,722 --> 00:12:07,680
You do so much for us.
(Chuckles)

353
00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:11,520
Wow. I love your uniforms--
the badges and the stripes.

354
00:12:11,637 --> 00:12:14,848
I don't know what they mean,
but you must be very brave.

355
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:16,416
Hey, Nancy!

356
00:12:16,547 --> 00:12:18,560
Just having dinner
with America's heroes--

357
00:12:18,592 --> 00:12:19,450
two of 'em!

358
00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:20,864
Happy Thanksgiving!

359
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,316
So the screenplay
was turned down

360
00:12:22,448 --> 00:12:23,986
by every studio in Hollywood,

361
00:12:24,102 --> 00:12:27,264
but Segal's agent, Howard Minsky
of the William Morris Agency--

362
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:28,815
This is my son Brick.

363
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:29,912
(Book thuds)
That's my other son Axl.

364
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,451
He's just waiting
for the iron to heat up

365
00:12:31,573 --> 00:12:33,276
so he can press his slacks.

366
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,535
What are slacks?

367
00:12:34,642 --> 00:12:35,840
(Teeth clenched) Get dressed.

368
00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,793
Mom, does this say
"chicken" to you?

369
00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:39,776
This is my daughter Sue.

370
00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:42,482
And oh, this is
my great aunt Edie,

371
00:12:42,615 --> 00:12:45,312
and my parents Pat and Tag,
and my husband Mike.

372
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,132
You have
a very beautiful home, sir.

373
00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:49,888
Well, you've seen too many
bombed-out cities, but thanks.

374
00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,770
So, um, Corporal,
why don't you sit there,

375
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:54,784
and, Sergeant,
you can sit there.

376
00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:56,667
So it'll be
Marine-Frankie-Marine.

377
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,624
Just like a Marine sandwich.
(Laughs)

378
00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,191
Or we can sit wherever.

379
00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:04,559
Look at this. All poison.
I can't eat any of it.

380
00:13:04,677 --> 00:13:06,272
Eat it, don't eat it.
Nobody cares.

381
00:13:06,383 --> 00:13:07,440
Hey, you two lovebirds
don't mind

382
00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:08,890
if I squeeze in here, do ya?

383
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,426
Well, shall we get started?

384
00:13:12,529 --> 00:13:16,896
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America.

385
00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,515
Just wanted
to get that out there.

386
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,504
You know,
where my allegiance lies.

387
00:13:22,359 --> 00:13:24,001
So before we eat, um,

388
00:13:24,142 --> 00:13:25,344
why don't we go
around the table

389
00:13:25,449 --> 00:13:26,847
and everybody say
what they're thankful for?

390
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,628
It's kind of
our Thanksgiving tradition.

391
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,123
- It is?
- Since when?

392
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,694
(Clears throat) I'll start.

393
00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:35,360
Well, I'm thankful
for the freedom

394
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,696
that you two provide
with your guns and stuff.

395
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:40,512
And I have to say, I, for one,

396
00:13:40,679 --> 00:13:43,296
have never felt
so safe in my own home.

397
00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:45,871
I'm thankful
for all my fellow Marines

398
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,000
who put themselves
in harm's way every day

399
00:13:48,187 --> 00:13:50,021
so we can all live and prosper

400
00:13:50,141 --> 00:13:51,712
in the greatest country
in the world.

401
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,801
I'm thankful that
the theme from Love Story

402
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,440
hit number 39
on the US music charts.

403
00:13:57,573 --> 00:14:00,749
I'm thankful I'm still running
on my own steam.

404
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:01,702
(Giggles)

405
00:14:01,815 --> 00:14:03,168
What the hell's that mean?
Don't make any sense.

406
00:14:03,363 --> 00:14:06,369
I think I'm allowed
to say what I'm thankful for

407
00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:08,672
without comments
from the peanut gallery.

408
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,514
I'd like to go in a different
direction this year

409
00:14:10,645 --> 00:14:12,384
and say what I am not
thankful for.

410
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:14,870
I am not thankful
for Roosevelt High,

411
00:14:15,011 --> 00:14:17,248
specifically the football
players at Roosevelt High,

412
00:14:17,402 --> 00:14:18,763
who cheat at dance fights

413
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,505
and steal
people's chicken heads.

414
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,792
- Axl?
- Pass.

415
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,831
- Aunt Edie?
- Merry Christmas!

416
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,904
I'm thankful that's over.
Who wants some potatoes?

417
00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:29,823
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I-I didn't get my turn.

418
00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:30,660
I was gonna tell the story

419
00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:32,804
about how when I was
stationed in Korea--

420
00:14:32,936 --> 00:14:34,188
You were a file clerk.

421
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,160
(Tag) Hey, there was a lot
of tension in that office!

422
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:37,946
Um, hey, uh,

423
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:42,112
so, uh, I bet being
a Marine... keeps you busy.

424
00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:44,427
Actually, we just did
a recon mission if Afghanistan

425
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:45,952
to recover a downed drone.

426
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:46,987
Wait a minute.

427
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:50,634
Say there was some sort of
top-secret object

428
00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:52,704
hidden somewhere
in Roosevelt High School.

429
00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:54,551
Would you two
be able to recover it?

430
00:14:54,682 --> 00:14:56,576
Sue, the Marines aren't helping
you find your chicken head.

431
00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:57,740
It's their day off.

432
00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,416
So, Afghanistan-- that must
have been so dangerous.

433
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,322
Well, when you're dealing
with terrorists,

434
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,648
it can get a little sticky.

435
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,116
Well, the real enemy
isn't terrorists.

436
00:15:06,274 --> 00:15:07,648
It's refined sugar.

437
00:15:07,817 --> 00:15:10,418
Kills a hell of a lot more
people than Al Qaeda ever did.

438
00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:11,433
You don't have to talk

439
00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:13,056
everybody's head off
all the time.

440
00:15:13,274 --> 00:15:15,597
You know, they hide from him
at the bank.

441
00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:17,856
You're just jealous 'cause
the weight's falling off of me.

442
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:20,640
Somebody here has
a love affair with gluten.

443
00:15:20,767 --> 00:15:22,421
Speaking of gluten,
you guys like football?

444
00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,512
'Cause, uh, my son here
has got a big game tomorrow.

445
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,484
I don't even
wanna talk about the game.

446
00:15:26,601 --> 00:15:28,000
Why do we have to
talk about the game?

447
00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,112
I think I have a pretty good
idea of where it is.

448
00:15:30,253 --> 00:15:32,755
If we go in at nightfall,
I think that would be best.

449
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:33,877
But I don't have to go

450
00:15:33,888 --> 00:15:35,023
if you think I'm just
gonna get in the way.

451
00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:36,512
I could be sitting
in a nearby van,

452
00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,725
talking you through it
over headphones.

453
00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:41,668
(Tag) It was a moonless night.
I was stationed in Korea.

454
00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,672
- And my boot came untied--
- Everyone's heard the story, Tag.

455
00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,539
You tell it every Thanksgiving.

456
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:48,034
The Marines haven't heard it.

457
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:51,104
Yes, they have. You've told
that story so many times,

458
00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:52,732
it's gone all the way
around the world,

459
00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:54,748
and even <i>they</i> have heard it.

460
00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:55,988
You know, if you
got some sleep,

461
00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:58,400
- you wouldn't be so cranky.
- And whose fault is that?

462
00:15:58,521 --> 00:15:59,904
You took my side of the bed.

463
00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:02,172
I told you many times,
it's different here.

464
00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:03,738
The bed's turned around.

465
00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:06,146
I think I know how to sleep.

466
00:16:06,272 --> 00:16:08,083
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
(Silverware clatters)

467
00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:10,734
You had your first date
on St. Patrick's Day,

468
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,194
and dad wanted
to take you to the movies,

469
00:16:12,318 --> 00:16:14,146
but he got lost, and you thought
it was so funny.

470
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:16,174
And you ended up
down by Lake Monroe,

471
00:16:16,312 --> 00:16:16,988
and you were hungry,

472
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,576
so mom shared her saltines
from her purse.

473
00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:19,833
And you were both worried

474
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,305
because the crackers
made your mouth dry

475
00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:23,150
and you thought your first kiss
was gonna be disastrous.

476
00:16:23,285 --> 00:16:25,144
But it wasn't,
because you kissed,

477
00:16:25,287 --> 00:16:26,487
and you felt the earth move,

478
00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:28,019
and you knew you were supposed
to be together

479
00:16:28,157 --> 00:16:30,451
because you loved each other,
damn it!

480
00:16:31,395 --> 00:16:32,958
(Breathing heavily)

481
00:16:33,524 --> 00:16:34,415
(Door opens)

482
00:16:34,825 --> 00:16:35,709
<i>They've been through war,</i>

483
00:16:35,818 --> 00:16:39,936
<i>and they couldn't even</i>
<i>make it to pie.</i>

484
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:41,624
<i>So as we learned,</i>

485
00:16:41,745 --> 00:16:44,242
<i>Thanksgiving is not</i>
<i>a holiday for observers.</i>

486
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,217
<i>And the next day,</i>

487
00:16:45,341 --> 00:16:48,039
<i>we were still stewing</i>
<i>in our own family juices.</i>

488
00:16:48,226 --> 00:16:49,707
(Players grunting,
crowd cheering)

489
00:16:49,872 --> 00:16:50,954
<i>(Man over PA)</i>
<i>Heck is the ball carrier.</i>

490
00:16:51,609 --> 00:16:52,409
(Thud)

491
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,604
(Whistle blows, crowd groans)

492
00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:55,774
<i>And it's a fumble.</i>

493
00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:58,648
<i>That's Heck's third fumble</i>
<i>of the game.</i>

494
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:00,402
(Crowd speaking indistinctly)

495
00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:05,752
<i>Sue blamed herself.</i>

496
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,964
<i>Without her mascot head, she</i>
<i>just couldn't bring the spirit.</i>

497
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:10,803
<i>Luckily, Brad scrounged up</i>
<i>what he could</i>

498
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:13,273
<i>from his theater camp,</i>
<i>but the thundering chicken bear</i>

499
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,055
<i>didn't exactly</i>
<i>scream confidence.</i>

500
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,016
<i>Wilson drops back to pass.</i>
<i>He finds Axl Heck.</i>

501
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:20,751
<i>Heck drops the ball!</i>

502
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,667
And I thought
the end of Love Story was sad.

503
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,012
(Crowd groaning)

504
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,181
Time-out. Time-out.

505
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,009
(Whistle blows)

506
00:17:28,154 --> 00:17:29,436
<i>Time-out-- Orson.</i>

507
00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,515
Come on, guys!
Bring it in. Bring it in.

508
00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:37,297
Axl, what is going on with you?

509
00:17:37,439 --> 00:17:39,826
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing.

510
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:40,575
I'm trying to focus,

511
00:17:40,699 --> 00:17:42,113
but all these thoughts
keep popping into my head.

512
00:17:42,234 --> 00:17:43,597
I keep thinking maybe
I shouldn't have played.

513
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,027
And then I think
I should be studying more.

514
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:46,593
Then I think what if I hurt
my foot even worse?

515
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,784
I'm freaking myself out here!

516
00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,207
Axl, that's your problem.
You're thinking too much.

517
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:51,356
What?

518
00:17:51,474 --> 00:17:53,449
Everything good that's ever
happened to you in your life

519
00:17:53,585 --> 00:17:55,854
happened because
you weren't thinking.

520
00:17:56,094 --> 00:17:59,499
Look at me. Look at me!
(Grunts)

521
00:18:01,236 --> 00:18:02,426
The only way
you're gonna win this game

522
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:05,325
is if you go out there
and do what you do best.

523
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,094
Don't think.
You get back out there,

524
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:10,910
turn your brain off,
and win this game!

525
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,204
<i>Sometimes the wisest advice</i>

526
00:18:13,336 --> 00:18:15,569
<i>comes from the mouths</i>
<i>of chicken bears.</i>

527
00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,980
- Go!
- Yes! Whoo!

528
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:19,630
(Thud)

529
00:18:25,113 --> 00:18:26,150
<i>The hand-off goes to Heck.</i>

530
00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:28,479
<i>He runs left.</i>
<i>Heck reverses field!</i>

531
00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,150
<i>Heck is running</i>
<i>for the wrong end zone!</i>

532
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:32,333
What is he thinking?!

533
00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:34,341
(Squeals) He's not!

534
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,959
(Cheering)

535
00:18:38,572 --> 00:18:40,685
Go, go, go, go!
Go! Yes!

536
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:43,047
(Cheering)

537
00:18:46,348 --> 00:18:47,810
Touchdown. Yeah!

538
00:18:50,118 --> 00:18:51,392
Whoo!

539
00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:59,173
<i>Sue's speech worked.</i>
<i>Once Axl stopped thinking,</i>

540
00:18:59,395 --> 00:19:00,734
<i>he scored two more touchdowns</i>

541
00:19:00,842 --> 00:19:03,169
<i>and led his team</i>
<i>to the city championship.</i>

542
00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,240
(Whistle blows)

543
00:19:05,892 --> 00:19:08,197
(Cheering continues)

544
00:19:15,714 --> 00:19:18,397
Hey! That was one hell
of a second half

545
00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:19,965
you played there, Heck.

546
00:19:20,218 --> 00:19:22,720
I'm really hoping to see you
and that healed foot of yours

547
00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:24,353
at East Indy next year.

548
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,587
Yeah? Me and my foot
would love that.

549
00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:28,583
All right! Go, Dragons!

550
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,423
(Laughs) (Laughs)
(Exhales deeply)

551
00:19:35,164 --> 00:19:36,946
(Whooping and laughing)

552
00:19:45,091 --> 00:19:46,056
Hey.

553
00:19:46,443 --> 00:19:47,533
(Sighs) Hey.

554
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,432
<i>That</i> was an amazing game.

555
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,122
I've never seen
anything like it.

556
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:54,058
I'm not gonna tell you
you were awesome,

557
00:19:54,175 --> 00:19:55,978
'cause you already <i>think</i>
you're awesome.

558
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,542
But that was pretty awesome.

559
00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,436
Wait, you--
you saw the game?

560
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,768
I thought you had dinner
with your boyfriend.

561
00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,253
Yeah, well,
that kind of got cut short

562
00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,903
when I told him
that I like somebody else.

563
00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:07,524
You like somebody else?

564
00:20:07,788 --> 00:20:10,193
Yeah. You.

565
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,712
Oh. (Laughs)

566
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,370
Sorry, I've been told
not to think. (Chuckles)

567
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,478
Do you have any plans?

568
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,675
Yeah, but...
I can blow 'em off.

569
00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:21,241
What'd you have in mind?

570
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,198
This.

571
00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:30,377
<i>We never did quite get why</i>
<i>Brick loved that book so much.</i>

572
00:20:30,545 --> 00:20:33,358
<i>Maybe it's 'cause everyone</i>
<i>loves a great love story.</i>

573
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,598
<i>Whether it's that magical</i>
<i>moment at the beginning</i>

574
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:37,496
<i>when everything</i>
<i>is new and exciting,</i>

575
00:20:37,744 --> 00:20:40,366
<i>or even when</i>
<i>it's not so new and exciting.</i>

576
00:20:40,598 --> 00:20:42,875
(Pat) What are you doing?
We're supposed to be on I-70.

577
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,982
(Tag) I'm not taking 70.
I know a shortcut.

578
00:20:45,134 --> 00:20:47,060
Oh, God, not another shortcut.

579
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,268
We'll be lucky
if we're home by Christmas.

580
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,134
Fine, fine. We'll take 70.

581
00:20:51,591 --> 00:20:53,770
But only because you're cute.
(Chuckles)

582
00:20:53,905 --> 00:20:56,216
Oh. (Laughs)

583
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,736
<i>After all,</i>
<i>the greatest love stories</i>

584
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:02,816
<i>are the ones that last forever.</i>

585
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:07,760
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