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What are you drawing
over there?
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It's a hypothetical containment field
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for a Frisbee-sized wormhole
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that could serve as a portal
to a parallel universe.
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Oh, you silly doodlebug.
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You know,
a lot of scientists believe
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that making contact
with other life-forms
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would probably not
end well for us.
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It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole,
Leonard.
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You could block it with a Frisbee.
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Calm down.
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Do you expect me
to build this?
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I expect you to wipe the pudding
off your chin. Gentlemen.
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Have you guys ever noticed
that Sheldon
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always disappears every day
at 2:45?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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He probably just goes
to the bathroom.
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Actually, no,
he goes to the bathroom
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at 8:00 a.m.
with optional follow-ups
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at 1:45 and 7:10
on high-fiber Fridays.
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It's sad that
you know that.
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Oh, that's just the tip
of the sadness iceberg.
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I'm looking
at his public calendar.
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2:45 to 3:05, nothing.
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Yesterday, 2:45 to 3:05,
nothing.
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Last week, nothing.
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Last month, nothing.
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He never has anything booked
during that time.
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20 minutes a day,
completely unaccounted for.
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We should figure out
where he goes.
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Ooh, this is exciting.
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Like one of my classic
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murder mystery
dinner parties.
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Right, the case of
who murdered
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three Saturday nights
of my life?
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Colonel Koothrapali
in the kitchen
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with the olive spread.
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It was tapenade
and you guys suck.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x08 ♪
The 43 Peculiarity
Original Air Date on November 15, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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So, how was work today?
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Well, I spent most
of the afternoon growing
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isotopically pure crystals
for neutrino detection.
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That sounds like fun.
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Yeah, it was.
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Oh, good, I guessed right.
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Who you talking to?
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Oh, just this guy
I met at school.
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Oh, great.
We're still dating, right?
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Relax. He's just a friend.
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We're doing
an oral report together.
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He's really nice.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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I had a little stroke
after "oral."
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Would you stop?
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Look, he just moved here
from London, okay?
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He doesn't really know anybody.
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Oh, good, an English accent,
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the sexiest accent you can have.
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No.
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That's not true.
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There's French, there's Italian.
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No, you're right, it's the best.
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Did you tell him
you have a boyfriend?
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It didn't come up.
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Well, maybe you should tell him.
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What am I supposed to say?
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Say, "Can't talk right now.
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"Hanging with my boyfriend.
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England sucks, you suck,
USA number one."
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Fine.
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"Hanging with my boyfriend.
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Talk to you later."
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Happy?
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- Yes. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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What did he say?
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Nothing.
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What?
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"Did your boyfriend make
you type that?"
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I hate this guy.
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Don't be like that.
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Come on, trust me,
he's hitting on you.
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No, he's not.
We're just friends.
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Look, is this gonna be
a problem?
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Because he's supposed
to come over tomorrow to work.
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Really? Here?
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If it makes you uncomfortable,
I'll switch partners,
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even though
the thing's due next week
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and everyone already
has a partner
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and I'll probably end up
failing the class.
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That'd be great. Thank you.
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2:44,
right on schedule.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Oh, hello.
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Raj and I
are heading over
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to the genetics lab to pet
the glow-in-the-dark bunny.
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- Want to come with us?
- No, thank you.
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Are you sure? They
turn off the lights,
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and it's like a cute
little laser show
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that poops all
over the place.
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I'm quite sure. Good day.
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Well, where
are you going?
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- Where are you going?
- We just told you.
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- Yeah, I just told you.
- No, you didn't.
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Well, it's your word against
mine; see you in court.
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Should we follow him?
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I don't know, I'm torn.
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I want to know
where he's going,
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but now I kind of want
to play with the bunny.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Alex, do you know
where your boss just went?
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No.
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Don't you know
his schedule?
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All I know is corduroy
makes too much noise
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and I have to go find
"quieter pants."
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Come on.
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Boy, what I wouldn't give
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to get her out of those pants...
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and into something
a little more stylish.
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This is where
he goes?
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What's in there?
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I think it's
an old storage room.
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What could he be doing in there
every day for 20 minutes?
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Well, he's not doing
20-minute abs,
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because if he were,
he would have way better abs.
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Can you hear anything?
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Not yet.
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What are you doing?
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I'm listening.
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Can't you face the
other way and listen?
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I can't do anything right
for you, can I?
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What the hell
is he up to?
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He is kind of a weirdo.
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Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy
chained up in there.
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Or Bill Gates.
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Or Stephen Hawking.
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Why would he chain
up Stephen Hawking?
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Howard, please, you can't treat
the man differently
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just because he's disabled.
That's not okay.
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If you're wondering why
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I've been staring
through the peephole,
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I'm trying to get a look
at this guy
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who's coming over to Penny's.
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To be honest,
I didn't know you were here.
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It's not a big deal.
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He's just in her history class.
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They're working
on a project together.
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I don't even know why I care.
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You know what, I don't care.
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You think you don't care.
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This is silly.
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I have nothing
to worry about.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Statistically speaking,
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I'm sure you have something
to worry about.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if we assume
your looks are average,
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right off the bat,
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50% of men on Earth
are more attractive than you.
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That's 1.5 billion
handsome lads standing by,
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waiting to rain on your parade.
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Well, yeah, but this
isn't just about looks.
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I'm way above average
in a lot of other things.
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Not height, vision, athleticism,
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or ability
to digest dairy products.
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I'm talking
about important things
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like emotional maturity.
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You were just spying on your
girlfriend through a peephole.
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I liked it better
when you thought I wasn't here.
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I'm not saying you don't
have attractive qualities.
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Your choice of friends
is impeccable,
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you know, you're a good sleeper.
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And last but not least,
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you buy the grapes I like.
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You're a real catch
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compared to some snoring guy
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with a fridge full
of lousy grapes.
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None of this matters.
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I trust that Penny cares
about me,
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and nothing's gonna happen
with this guy.
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Well, unless of course
he's a skilled hypnotist.
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What?
191
00:08:22,722 --> 00:08:26,073
Yeah, well, While unlikely, it's still
a statistical possibility.
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She might be performing
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sexual acts with him
and not even know it.
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Now you're just being
ridiculous.
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Am I?
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The mind's
a mysterious thing, Leonard.
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He could be having
the time of his life
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while she thinks she's
a chicken pecking for corn.
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Look at us, sneaking around
in the middle of the night
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like a couple
of cat burglars.
201
00:09:01,294 --> 00:09:03,177
I think we're more
like ninjas.
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00:09:03,179 --> 00:09:06,413
I don't want to be a ninja;
I want to be a cat burglar.
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00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:09,884
Fine, I'll be a ninja,
you be a cat burglar.
204
00:09:09,886 --> 00:09:12,019
No, we both have to
be the same thing.
205
00:09:14,089 --> 00:09:16,590
Okay, we're ninjas.
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00:09:16,592 --> 00:09:18,142
Thank you.
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00:09:18,144 --> 00:09:21,062
But next time, we'll
be cat burglars.
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- It's locked.
- Are you sure?
209
00:09:29,322 --> 00:09:31,822
Yes, I'm sure.
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00:09:31,824 --> 00:09:33,774
Now, you stand guard,
I'm going to--
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It's locked.
212
00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,949
Just keep an eye out.
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00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,801
I'll have this open
in a minute.
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00:09:43,803 --> 00:09:45,970
When did you learn
how to pick locks?
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00:09:45,972 --> 00:09:48,556
When I was starting to do magic
in junior high,
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00:09:48,558 --> 00:09:51,592
I thought I could be
an escape artist
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like Harry Houdini.
218
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How did that work out?
219
00:09:54,397 --> 00:09:55,513
Pretty good.
220
00:09:55,515 --> 00:09:57,264
I managed to escape friends,
popularity,
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and every party thrown
in a 12-mile radius.
222
00:10:00,636 --> 00:10:02,736
There. Ready?
223
00:10:02,738 --> 00:10:04,522
- Hey, hold on, hold on.
- What?
224
00:10:04,524 --> 00:10:06,690
Sheldon is a very smart man,
225
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,943
and he obviously wants
to keep this a secret.
226
00:10:08,945 --> 00:10:10,027
Yeah, so?
227
00:10:10,029 --> 00:10:12,830
What if it's
booby-trapped?
228
00:10:12,832 --> 00:10:16,834
Don't worry, I'm one
step ahead of him.
229
00:10:16,836 --> 00:10:18,652
Great, what's your plan--
230
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Are we good?
231
00:10:25,178 --> 00:10:27,645
Yeah.
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00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:36,003
Huh.
233
00:10:36,005 --> 00:10:37,721
Forty-three.
234
00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:40,674
What the hell
does that mean?
235
00:10:40,676 --> 00:10:42,026
I don't know.
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00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:44,011
The solution to an equation?
237
00:10:44,013 --> 00:10:45,446
Maybe.
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00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:46,981
It's a prime number.
239
00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:50,951
Encryption systems
are built on prime numbers.
240
00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:53,904
What kind of secret does
Sheldon have to encrypt?
241
00:10:53,906 --> 00:10:55,122
He's always been
very cagey
242
00:10:55,124 --> 00:10:57,158
about what he puts
in his egg salad
243
00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:00,327
to make it so tasty.
244
00:11:02,147 --> 00:11:05,499
It's paprika.
245
00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:06,917
Really?
246
00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:09,086
Well, okay, one mystery solved.
247
00:11:11,973 --> 00:11:13,657
Okay, good night.
248
00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:14,808
Thanks, Cole.
249
00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:15,809
See you at school.
250
00:11:15,811 --> 00:11:17,144
See you.
251
00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:20,814
I'll be right back.
252
00:11:20,816 --> 00:11:23,417
I thought you left
a long time ago.
253
00:11:33,111 --> 00:11:34,728
What's up?
254
00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,031
Hey.
255
00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:41,418
You are... moving into the apartment
on the fifth floor?
256
00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:44,071
No, I was just visiting
a friend.
257
00:11:44,073 --> 00:11:45,339
Oh, cool.
258
00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:46,707
That cute blonde on four?
259
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,092
Yeah. You know her?
260
00:11:48,094 --> 00:11:49,960
I, well,
I see her around.
261
00:11:49,962 --> 00:11:52,096
I like to keep my distance
262
00:11:52,098 --> 00:11:55,766
because her boyfriend
is a pretty scary dude.
263
00:11:55,768 --> 00:11:57,301
Really?
264
00:11:57,303 --> 00:11:59,086
Yeah.
265
00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:02,256
He's ganged up.
266
00:12:02,258 --> 00:12:04,308
She told me
he's a scientist.
267
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:07,695
That's the name of his gang.
268
00:12:08,546 --> 00:12:12,316
The Scientists.
269
00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:15,653
They are crazy.
270
00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:17,538
Well, thanks for the tip.
271
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:20,107
No problem, brother.
Stay frosty.
272
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,238
We're still dating, right?
273
00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,241
Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter.
274
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,293
Hey, Alex,
and call me Leonard.
275
00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:51,812
Dr. Hofstadter is my father.
276
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,330
And my mother.
277
00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:55,849
And my sister.
278
00:12:55,851 --> 00:12:58,685
And our cat.
279
00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,388
Although, I'm pretty sure
280
00:13:01,390 --> 00:13:04,808
Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree
was honorary.
281
00:13:04,810 --> 00:13:07,427
May I join you, Leonard?
282
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:09,279
- Sure.
- Thanks.
283
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,698
Hey, Alex,
let me ask you something.
284
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,484
My girlfriend
knows this guy at school.
285
00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:16,486
He's got an English accent.
286
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:18,455
Ooh, I love English accents.
287
00:13:18,457 --> 00:13:21,241
Yeah, you all do.
288
00:13:21,243 --> 00:13:24,044
Anyway, I feel like
he's hitting on her.
289
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,113
She says he's just being nice
and that I should trust her.
290
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,665
It's probably harmless.
291
00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:29,833
You know how it is.
292
00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:32,803
I'm sure you get hit on
all the time.
293
00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,356
Right.
294
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,258
Because girls are always like,
295
00:13:38,260 --> 00:13:40,343
"Ooh, that guy owns
two Star Trek uniforms
296
00:13:40,345 --> 00:13:42,012
"and gets a lot
of ear infections.
297
00:13:42,014 --> 00:13:44,764
I got to get me some of that."
298
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:46,933
I don't know,
299
00:13:46,935 --> 00:13:48,652
I bet it happens
more than you realize.
300
00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:50,070
Trust me, it doesn't.
301
00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:51,605
You sure?
302
00:13:51,607 --> 00:13:53,490
You're cute, you're funny.
303
00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:58,111
Maybe you're getting hit on,
and you don't even know it.
304
00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,579
Really?
305
00:13:59,581 --> 00:14:03,200
I'm pretty sure.
306
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:10,173
Okay, I got to get back to work.
307
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:12,726
Thanks for listening.
308
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,094
No-no problem.
309
00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:16,996
Hope-hope no girls rip my
clothes off on the way.
310
00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:23,570
Come on,
we're smart guys.
311
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,505
- We can figure this out.
- Forty-three.
312
00:14:25,507 --> 00:14:28,108
What is 43?
313
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:32,028
Besides my mom's neck size.
314
00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:36,483
It's the atomic number
for technetium.
315
00:14:36,485 --> 00:14:38,685
That stuff's radioactive.
316
00:14:38,687 --> 00:14:41,071
Do you think
he's building a bomb?
317
00:14:41,073 --> 00:14:42,989
It took him two years
to put together
318
00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:44,624
that Lego Death Star;
I'm not worried.
319
00:14:46,377 --> 00:14:49,095
Ooh, this could be something.
320
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,464
43 is the number of calories
321
00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:55,168
in half a cup
of fat-free yogurt.
322
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,671
Why would you know that?
323
00:14:57,673 --> 00:14:59,038
I'm sorry.
324
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,609
We can't all eat whatever
we want and still stay thin.
325
00:15:06,214 --> 00:15:08,515
Wait, in the Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy,
326
00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,350
isn't 43 the answer
to the question
327
00:15:10,352 --> 00:15:12,552
of life, the universe,
and everything?
328
00:15:12,554 --> 00:15:15,488
That's 42, dumb-ass.
329
00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:17,023
Hey, hey.
330
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,276
Feelings.
331
00:15:19,278 --> 00:15:22,062
We should stop.
332
00:15:22,064 --> 00:15:24,030
- I'm exhausted.
- Yeah, me, too.
333
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,599
We've got more
important things to do.
334
00:15:25,601 --> 00:15:27,400
Who cares what
stupid 43 means?
335
00:15:27,402 --> 00:15:29,569
- Not me.
- Let's go home.
336
00:15:31,372 --> 00:15:32,973
You want
to get something to eat?
337
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,041
Sounds good.
338
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,795
What the balls is 43?!
339
00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:40,931
I have to know!
340
00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:46,603
Hi.
341
00:15:46,605 --> 00:15:49,723
Hey, shouldn't you be out
with your gang,
342
00:15:49,725 --> 00:15:53,026
spray painting equations
on the side of buildings?
343
00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:55,862
Come on, I'm sorry.
344
00:15:55,864 --> 00:15:57,530
I just can't believe
you don't trust me.
345
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:58,902
I do, of course I do.
346
00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:01,027
Then why did you embarrass me
in front of my friend,
347
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:03,119
who, by the way,
knew exactly who you were?
348
00:16:03,121 --> 00:16:06,790
- Really?
- Your picture's on my refrigerator!
349
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:10,126
Oh.
350
00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:13,330
You know, I'm really starting
to not like this guy.
351
00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:14,947
What is your problem?
352
00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,883
Do you use up
all your thinking at work
353
00:16:16,885 --> 00:16:19,002
and then have none left over
for when you get home?
354
00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:20,553
I don't know.
355
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:23,122
It's hard sometimes.
356
00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:24,474
Everywhere you go,
357
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:27,394
guys hit on you, even if
I'm standing right there.
358
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:28,595
And they're all taller than me.
359
00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:31,181
Why is everyone taller
than me?
360
00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:33,099
You know what,
361
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,684
this is all in my head.
362
00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:36,519
It's my problem, not yours.
363
00:16:36,521 --> 00:16:38,071
Leonard, why do you
always do this?
364
00:16:38,073 --> 00:16:39,823
Listen to me,
you're the one I'm with.
365
00:16:39,825 --> 00:16:42,158
You know I love you,
so will you please relax
366
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,994
because you're driving me crazy.
367
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,894
You know that's the first time
you ever said that you love me.
368
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,881
Yeah.
369
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:04,538
We're just supposed to
pretend it's not a big deal?
370
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:09,076
That's...
371
00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:12,812
exactly what we're gonna do
because...
372
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,115
you're about to make me cry,
373
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,035
and we both know
if I start crying,
374
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,488
you're gonna start crying.
375
00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:23,924
You're right, you should go.
376
00:17:23,926 --> 00:17:26,043
All right.
377
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,001
She loves me.
378
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:40,941
"Hey, it's Alex.
379
00:17:40,943 --> 00:17:42,259
"Nice having coffee with you.
380
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:44,161
"If you want to talk more,
I'm always available.
381
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,146
Smiley face, smiley face."
382
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,348
What a friendly girl.
383
00:17:53,054 --> 00:17:55,238
Okay, picture's up.
384
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,990
Looks like the camera's working.
385
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,458
That's good quality video.
386
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:01,778
It better be. It's the spare
camera for the Mars rover.
387
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,081
How did you get
your hands on that?
388
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,832
Well, million dollar camera...
389
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,801
ten dollar lock.
390
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,837
Oh, my God,
here he comes.
391
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,723
This is it.
392
00:18:21,182 --> 00:18:22,816
What the hell
is that thing?
393
00:18:22,818 --> 00:18:24,000
I don't know.
394
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,552
This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
395
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,504
Experimental log.
396
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:32,275
Wormhole generator test 44.
397
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,278
Wormhole generator test?
398
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:41,451
The first 43 parallel universes
399
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,704
I've checked proved to be empty.
400
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,373
I see no reason to suspect
401
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,626
universe number 44
will be any different.
402
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:57,083
Oh, my God!
403
00:18:57,085 --> 00:18:59,919
Holy crap!
404
00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:08,311
Oh! It's eating my face!
405
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,946
Aah! It's eating his face!
406
00:19:16,442 --> 00:19:18,794
I found your Webcam
and replaced the video feed.
407
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:21,330
You two should be ashamed
of yourselves.
408
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:23,015
Sheldon, we're really sorry.
409
00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:24,300
Yeah, really sorry.
410
00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:25,534
Sorry?
411
00:19:25,536 --> 00:19:26,919
You may not realize it,
412
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:30,472
but I have difficulty navigating
certain aspects of daily life.
413
00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:33,258
You know,
understanding sarcasm,
414
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,760
I'm feigning interest in others,
415
00:19:34,762 --> 00:19:38,731
not talking about trains
as much as I want to.
416
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:40,316
It's exhausting.
417
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:42,901
Which is why,
for 20 minutes a day,
418
00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:44,687
I like to go down to that room,
419
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:45,971
turn my mind off
420
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:48,390
and do what I need to do
to recharge.
421
00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:51,476
But what are you doing in there?
422
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,145
And what does 43 mean?
423
00:19:53,147 --> 00:19:54,546
You don't need to know,
424
00:19:54,548 --> 00:19:56,081
you don't deserve to know,
425
00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,250
and you will never know.
426
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:52,334
One, two, three, four,
427
00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:56,222
five, six, seven, eight...
428
00:20:56,251 --> 00:20:59,219
Drat.
429
00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:02,664
I'm never going to get
to 43 again.
430
00:21:04,661 --> 00:21:06,969
One, two, three, four...
431
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:08,897
Rats.
432
00:21:08,898 --> 00:21:13,898
== sync, corrected by elderman ==