1 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,205 What are you drawing over there? 2 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:10,571 A hypothetical containment field for a Frisbee-sized wormhole... 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,406 ...that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe. 4 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,845 Oh, you silly doodlebug. 5 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:21,278 A lot of scientists believe making contact with other life-forms... 6 00:00:21,454 --> 00:00:23,615 ...would probably not end well for us. 7 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,688 It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard. 8 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,123 You could block it with a Frisbee. Calm down. 9 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,790 Do you expect me to build this? Heh. 10 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:37,198 I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Gentlemen. 11 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:43,132 Have you guys ever noticed that Sheldon always disappears every day at 2:45? 12 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,573 - Really? - He probably just goes to the bathroom. 13 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,543 Actually, no. He goes at 8 a.m. With optional follow-ups... 14 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:52,651 ...at 1:45 and 7:10 on high-fiber Fridays. 15 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,414 It's sad that you know that. 16 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:58,455 Oh... That's just the tip of the sadness iceberg. 17 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,618 I'm looking at his public calendar. 18 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,731 Two-forty-five to 3:05, nothing. 19 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,163 Yesterday, 2:45 to 3:05, nothing. 20 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,928 Last week, nothing. Last month, nothing. 21 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:13,664 He never has anything booked during that time. 22 00:01:13,873 --> 00:01:16,671 Twenty minutes a day completely unaccounted for. 23 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:20,505 - We should figure out where he goes. - Ooh, this is exciting. 24 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:24,514 Like one of my classic murder-mystery dinner parties. 25 00:01:24,684 --> 00:01:29,815 Right, the case of who murdered three Saturday nights of my life. 26 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:33,288 Colonel Koothrappali in the kitchen with the olive spread. 27 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,888 It was tapenade and you guys suck. 28 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,984 So how was work today? 29 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:09,526 Well, I spent most of the afternoon growing isotopically pure crystals... 30 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,721 ...for neutrino detection. 31 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,491 That sounds like fun. 32 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:19,330 - Yeah, it was. - Oh, good, I guessed right. 33 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:24,104 - Who you talking to? - Oh, just this guy I met at school. 34 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:27,007 Oh, great. We're still dating, right? 35 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:32,208 Relax, he's just a friend. We're doing an oral report together. He's really nice. 36 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:35,718 I'm sorry, what was that? I had a little stroke after "oral." 37 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:37,988 Would you stop? 38 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,724 He moved here from London. He doesn't know anybody. 39 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,729 Oh, good, an English accent, the sexiest accent you can have. 40 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,457 No, that's not true. 41 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:50,467 There's French, there's Italian. 42 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,901 No, you're right, it's the best. 43 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,402 - Did you tell him you have a boyfriend? - It didn't come up. 44 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:58,134 Maybe you should tell him. 45 00:02:58,311 --> 00:02:59,903 What am I supposed to say? 46 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,570 Say, "Can't talk right now. Hanging with my boyfriend. 47 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,547 England sucks, you suck, U.S.A. Number one." 48 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:13,723 Fine. "Hanging with my boyfriend. Talk to you later." 49 00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,360 - Happy? - Yes. Thank you. 50 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:16,620 Mm-hm. 51 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,357 Huh. 52 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,266 - What did he say? - Nothing. 53 00:03:25,438 --> 00:03:26,530 What? 54 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,539 "Did your boyfriend make you type that?" 55 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:38,742 I hate this guy. 56 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:45,389 - Don't be like that. - Oh, come on. Trust me, he's hitting on you. 57 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,186 He's not, we're just friends. Is this gonna be a problem? 58 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:50,625 He's supposed to come over tomorrow to work. 59 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:51,957 Really? Here? 60 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:55,965 If it makes you uncomfortable, I'll switch partners even though the thing's due... 61 00:03:56,135 --> 00:04:00,094 ...and everyone already has a partner and I'll probably end up failing the class. 62 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,570 That'd be great. Thank you. 63 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,476 Two forty-four. Right on schedule. 64 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:09,979 Hey, Sheldon. 65 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,946 Oh, hello. 66 00:04:12,118 --> 00:04:16,282 Raj and I are heading over to the genetics lab to pet the glow-in-the-dark bunny. 67 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,120 - Wanna come with us? - No, thank you. 68 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:24,161 You sure? They turn off the lights and it's like a little laser show that poops all over. 69 00:04:25,031 --> 00:04:26,623 I'm quite sure. Good day. 70 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,790 - Where are you going? - Where are you going? 71 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,663 - We told you. - Yeah, I just told you. 72 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:33,829 - No, you didn't. - Your word against mine. See you in court. 73 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,937 - Should we follow him? - I don't know. I'm torn. 74 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,708 I want to know where he's going but now I kind of want to play with the bunny. 75 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,512 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Alex. 76 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,678 - Do you know where your boss just went? - No. 77 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,416 - Don't you know his schedule? - All I know is corduroy... 78 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,492 ...makes too much noise and I have to go find quieter pants. 79 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,325 Come on. 80 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:06,029 Boy, what I wouldn't give to get her out of those pants. 81 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:09,174 And into something a little more stylish. 82 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,380 This is where he goes? 83 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:28,186 - What's in there? - I think it's an old storage room. 84 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:32,731 What could he be doing in there every day for 20 minutes? 85 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,628 Well, he's not doing 20-minute abs... 86 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,565 ...because if he were, he'd have way better abs. 87 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:44,405 - Can you hear anything? - Not yet. 88 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,889 What are you doing? 89 00:05:59,058 --> 00:06:01,253 I'm listening. 90 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:04,487 Can't you face the other way and listen? 91 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,598 I can't do anything right for you, can I? 92 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,768 What the hell is he up to? 93 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,397 He is kind of a weirdo. 94 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:15,735 Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy chained up in there. 95 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:18,706 Or Bill Gates. Or Stephen Hawking. 96 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:22,471 Why would he chain up Stephen Hawking? 97 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:27,911 Howard, you can't treat the man differently just because he's disabled. That's not okay. 98 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,619 If you're wondering why I've been staring... 99 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:37,957 ...I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's. 100 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:41,091 To be honest, I didn't know you were here. 101 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,769 It's not a big deal. He's just in her history class. 102 00:06:45,938 --> 00:06:48,634 They're working on a project. I don't even know why I care. 103 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:52,300 - You know what, I don't care. - You think you don't care. 104 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,945 This is silly. I have nothing to worry about. 105 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,346 Oh, I don't know. 106 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:04,453 Hey, statistically speaking, I'm sure you have something to worry about. 107 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:06,716 What do you mean? 108 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:10,954 Well, if we assume that your looks are average... 109 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:14,793 ...right off the bat, 50 percent of men on Earth are more attractive than you. 110 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:22,902 That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade. 111 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,175 Well, yeah, but this isn't just about looks. 112 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:30,247 I'm way above average in a lot of other things. 113 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:35,854 Not height, vision, athleticism, or ability to digest dairy products. 114 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:40,553 I'm talking about important things like emotional maturity. 115 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:44,423 You were just spying on your girlfriend through a peephole. 116 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:48,600 I liked it better when you thought I wasn't here. 117 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:51,497 I'm not saying you don't have attractive qualities. 118 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,231 Your choice of friends is impeccable. 119 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:55,840 You're a good sleeper. 120 00:07:57,009 --> 00:08:01,378 And last but not least, you buy the grapes I like. 121 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,581 You're a real catch compared to some snoring guy... 122 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,618 ...with a fridge full of lousy grapes. 123 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:10,880 None of this matters. 124 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:14,686 I trust that Penny cares about me and nothing's gonna happen with this guy. 125 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:18,024 Unless of course he's a skilled hypnotist. 126 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:20,725 What? 127 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,063 While unlikely, it's still a statistical possibility. 128 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:29,334 She might be performing sexual acts with him and not even know it. 129 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,802 - Now you're just being ridiculous. - Am I? 130 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,744 The mind's a mysterious thing, Leonard. 131 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,884 He could be having the time of his life... 132 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:41,747 ...while she thinks she's a chicken pecking for corn. 133 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:58,861 Look at us, sneaking around in the middle of the night like a couple of cat burglars. 134 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,239 I think we're more like ninjas. 135 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:04,433 I don't wanna be a ninja. I wanna be a cat burglar. 136 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:09,874 - Fine. I'll be a ninja, you be a cat burglar. - No, we both have to be the same thing. 137 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,612 Okay, we're ninjas. 138 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,116 Thank you. 139 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:20,183 But next time we'll be cat burglars. 140 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,295 - It's locked. - Are you sure? 141 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,795 Yes, I'm sure. 142 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,460 Now, you stand guard, I'm... 143 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,469 It's locked. 144 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:42,375 Just keep an eye out. I'll have this open in a minute. 145 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,311 When did you learn how to pick locks? 146 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:47,941 When I was starting to do magic in junior high... 147 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,385 ...I thought I could be an escape artist like Harry Houdini. 148 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,320 - How did that work out? - Pretty good. 149 00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:58,623 I managed to escape friends, popularity, and every party thrown in a 12-mile radius. 150 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,725 - There. Ready? - Hold on, hold on. 151 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:02,958 What? 152 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:06,969 Sheldon is a very smart man, and he obviously wants to keep this a secret. 153 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,663 Yeah, so? 154 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,674 What if it's booby-trapped? 155 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,706 Don't worry, I'm one step ahead of him. 156 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,246 Oh, great, what's your pl...? 157 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,016 Are we good? 158 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:25,514 Yeah. 159 00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:33,996 Huh. 160 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,032 Forty-three. 161 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,670 What the hell does that mean? 162 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,328 I don't know. 163 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:43,873 - The solution to an equation? - Maybe. 164 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,908 It's a prime number. 165 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:48,945 Encryption systems are built on prime numbers. 166 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:52,607 What kind of secret does Sheldon have to encrypt? 167 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:57,381 He's always been very cagey about what he puts in his egg salad to make it so tasty. 168 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,461 It's paprika. 169 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:04,891 Really? 170 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,931 Well, okay, one mystery solved. 171 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,563 - Okay, good night. - Thanks, Cole. See you at school. 172 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:15,206 See you. 173 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,870 I'll be right back. 174 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,240 I thought you left a long time ago. 175 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,747 What's up? 176 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,561 Hey. 177 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:39,425 You, uh, moving into the apartment on the fifth floor? 178 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,930 No. I was just visiting a friend. 179 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,125 Oh, cool. 180 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,827 - That cute blond on 4? - Yeah. You know her? 181 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,598 Oh, well, I see her around. 182 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:53,768 I like to keep my distance because her boyfriend's a pretty scary dude. 183 00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,847 - Really? - Yeah. 184 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,074 He's ganged up. 185 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,250 She told me he's a scientist. 186 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:05,550 That's the name of his gang. 187 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:10,291 The Scientists. 188 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,293 They are crazy. 189 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,968 - Well, thanks for the tip. - No problem, brother. Stay frosty. 190 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,107 We're still dating, right? 191 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,696 - Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter. - Oh, hey, Alex. 192 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,298 And call me Leonard. Dr. Hofstadter is my father. 193 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:48,626 And my mother. 194 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,031 And my sister. 195 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,967 And our cat. 196 00:12:55,474 --> 00:13:00,207 Although, I'm pretty sure Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree was honorary. 197 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,181 - May I join you, Leonard? - Sure. 198 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,748 Thanks. 199 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,213 Hey, Alex, let me ask you something. 200 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,981 My girlfriend knows this guy at school. He's got an English accent... 201 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,921 Ooh, I love English accents. 202 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,491 Yeah, you all do. 203 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,691 Anyway, I feel like he's hitting on her. 204 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:22,493 She says he's just being nice and I should trust her. 205 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:24,499 It's probably harmless. 206 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:28,128 You know how it is. I'm sure you get hit on all the time. 207 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,840 Right. 208 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:36,011 Because girls are always like, "Ooh, that guy owns two Star Trek uniforms... 209 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:40,175 ...and gets a lot of ear infections. I gotta get me some of that." 210 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:44,086 I don't know. Bet it happens more than you realize. 211 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,518 Trust me, it doesn't. 212 00:13:45,691 --> 00:13:47,022 You sure? 213 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,922 You're cute, you're funny. 214 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,927 Maybe you're getting hit on and you don't even know it. 215 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,697 Really? 216 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,530 I'm pretty sure. 217 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:08,278 Okay, I gotta get back to work. Thanks for listening. 218 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:13,214 - No problem. - Hope no girls rip my clothes off on the way. 219 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:19,048 Come on, we're smart guys. 220 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,420 - We can figure this out. - Forty-three. 221 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,721 What is 43? 222 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:27,332 Besides my mom's neck size. 223 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,896 It's the atomic number for technetium. 224 00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,204 That stuff's radioactive. 225 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,570 Do you think he's building a bomb? 226 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:41,008 It took him two years to put together that Lego Death Star. I'm not worried. 227 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,581 Ooh, this could be something. 228 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:50,586 Forty-three is the number of calories in half a cup of fat-free yogurt. 229 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,084 Why would you know that? 230 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:57,923 I'm sorry, we can't all eat whatever we want and still stay thin. 231 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,232 Wait. In The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy... 232 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,964 ...isn't 43 the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything? 233 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,938 That's 42, dumb-ass. 234 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:12,936 Hey, hey. 235 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,739 Feelings. 236 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,473 We should stop. I'm exhausted. 237 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,051 Yeah, me too. We've got more important things to do. 238 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,777 Who cares what stupid 43 means? 239 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,855 - Not me. - Let's go home. 240 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,618 - Want to get something to eat? - Sounds good. 241 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:36,256 - What the balls is 43? - I have to know. 242 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,732 Hi. 243 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,035 Hey. Shouldn't you be out with your gang... 244 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:48,475 ...spray-painting equations on the side of buildings? 245 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,649 - Come on, I'm sorry. - I just can't believe you don't trust me. 246 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,308 No, I do. Of course I do. 247 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:58,650 Then why did you embarrass me in front of my friend? Who knew exactly who you were. 248 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:02,089 - Really? - Your picture's on my refrigerator. 249 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,823 You know, I'm really starting to not like this guy. 250 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,726 What is your problem? 251 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,430 Do you use up your thinking at work and have none left for home? 252 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,005 I don't know. 253 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,541 It's hard sometimes. 254 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,542 Everywhere you go, guys hit on you. 255 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,772 Even if I'm standing right there. 256 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:26,611 And they're all taller than me. Why is everyone taller than me? 257 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:29,919 You know what, this is all in my head. 258 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,522 It's my problem, not yours. 259 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,385 Leonard, why do you always do this? 260 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,392 Listen to me. You are the one I'm with. You know I love you. 261 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,258 So will you please relax because you're driving me crazy. 262 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:49,231 You know, that's the first time you ever said that you love me. 263 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,576 Yeah. 264 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:59,142 We're just supposed to pretend it's not a big deal? 265 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:06,083 That's exactly what we're gonna do... 266 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,819 ...because you're about to make me cry. 267 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:14,898 And we both know if I start crying you're gonna start crying. 268 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,000 - You're right, you should go. - All right. 269 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,743 She loves me. 270 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,946 "Hey, it's Alex. Nice having coffee with you. 271 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:41,582 If you want to talk more, I'm always available." Smiley face, smiley face. 272 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,921 What a friendly girl. 273 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,665 Okay, picture's up. Looks like the camera's working. 274 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,202 That's good-quality video. 275 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,602 It better be. It's the spare camera for the Mars Rover. 276 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,470 How did you get your hands on that? 277 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,443 Million-dollar camera. Ten-dollar lock. 278 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:07,346 Oh, my God, here he comes. This is it. 279 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,663 - What the hell is that thing? - I don't know. 280 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,321 This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 281 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,024 Experimental log. 282 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:27,036 Wormhole generator, test 44. 283 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,936 Wormhole-generator test? 284 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:39,978 The first 43 parallel universes I've checked proved to be empty. 285 00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:45,021 I see no reason to suspect universe number 44 will be any different. 286 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,688 - Oh, my God! - Holy crap! 287 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:03,033 Ow! It's eating my face! 288 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:04,735 It's eating his face! 289 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,248 I found your webcam and replaced the video feed. 290 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,580 You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 291 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,588 - Sheldon, we're really sorry. - Yeah, really sorry. 292 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:20,782 Sorry? 293 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:25,760 You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating certain aspects of daily life. 294 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:30,061 You know, understanding sarcasm. Feigning interest in others. 295 00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,902 Not talking about trains as much as I want to. 296 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,698 It's exhausting. 297 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:39,935 Which is why, for 20 minutes a day, I like to go down to that room... 298 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,639 ...turn my mind off, and do what I need to do to recharge. 299 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,746 But what are you doing in there? 300 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,386 And what does 43 mean? 301 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,250 You don't need to know, you don't deserve to know... 302 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,789 ...and you will never know. 303 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:58,023 Yeah, well, I know how to make your egg salad now. 304 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,167 One, two, three, four... 305 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:50,680 ...five, six, seven, eight... Drat. 306 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,182 I'm never gonna get to 43 again. 307 00:20:56,355 --> 00:21:01,884 One, two, three, four... Rats.