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What are you drawing
over there?
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It's a hypothetical containment field
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for a Frisbee-sized wormhole
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that could serve as a portal
to a parallel universe.
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Oh, you silly doodlebug.
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You know,
a lot of scientists believe
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that making contact
with other life-forms
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would probably not
end well for us.
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It's a Frisbee-sized wormhole,
Leonard.
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You could block it with a Frisbee.
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Calm down.
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Do you expect me
to build this?
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I expect you to wipe the pudding
off your chin. Gentlemen.
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Have you guys ever noticed
that Sheldon
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always disappears every day
at 2:45?
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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He probably just goes
to the bathroom.
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Actually, no,
he goes to the bathroom
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at 8:00 a.m.
with optional follow-ups
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at 1:45 and 7:10
on high-fiber Fridays.
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It's sad that
you know that.
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Oh, that's just the tip
of the sadness iceberg.
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I'm looking
at his public calendar.
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2:45 to 3:05, nothing.
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Yesterday, 2:45 to 3:05,
nothing.
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Last week, nothing.
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Last month, nothing.
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He never has anything booked
during that time.
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20 minutes a day,
completely unaccounted for.
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We should figure out
where he goes.
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Ooh, this is exciting.
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Like one of my classic
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murder mystery
dinner parties.
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Right, the case of
who murdered
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three Saturday nights
of my life?
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Colonel Koothrapali
in the kitchen
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with the olive spread.
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It was tapenade
and you guys suck.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x08 ♪
The 43 Peculiarity
Original Air Date on November 15, 2012
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sync by mAx71
www.addic7ed.com
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So, how was work today?
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Well, I spent most
of the afternoon growing
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isotopically pure crystals
for neutrino detection.
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That sounds like fun.
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Yeah, it was.
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Oh, good, I guessed right.
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Who you talking to?
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Oh, just this guy
I met at school.
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Oh, great.
We're still dating, right?
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Relax. He's just a friend.
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We're doing
an oral report together.
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He's really nice.
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I'm sorry, what was that?
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I had a little stroke
after "oral."
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Would you stop?
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Look, he just moved here
from London, okay?
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He doesn't really know anybody.
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Oh, good, an English accent,
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the sexiest accent you can have.
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No.
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That's not true.
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There's French, there's Italian.
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No, you're right, it's the best.
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Did you tell him
you have a boyfriend?
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It didn't come up.
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Well, maybe you should tell him.
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What am I supposed to say?
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Say, "Can't talk right now.
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"Hanging with my boyfriend.
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England sucks, you suck,
USA number one."
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Fine.
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"Hanging with my boyfriend.
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Talk to you later."
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Happy?
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- Yes. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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What did he say?
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Nothing.
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What?
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"Did your boyfriend make
you type that?"
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I hate this guy.
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Don't be like that.
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Come on, trust me,
he's hitting on you.
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No, he's not.
We're just friends.
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Look, is this gonna be
a problem?
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Because he's supposed
to come over tomorrow to work.
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Really? Here?
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If it makes you uncomfortable,
I'll switch partners,
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even though
the thing's due next week
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and everyone already
has a partner
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and I'll probably end up
failing the class.
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That'd be great. Thank you.
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2:44,
right on schedule.
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Oh, hello.
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Raj and I
are heading over
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to the genetics lab to pet
the glow-in-the-dark bunny.
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- Want to come with us?
- No, thank you.
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Are you sure? They
turn off the lights,
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and it's like a cute
little laser show
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that poops all
over the place.
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I'm quite sure. Good day.
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Well, where
are you going?
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- Where are you going?
- We just told you.
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- Yeah, I just told you.
- No, you didn't.
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Well, it's your word against
mine; see you in court.
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Should we follow him?
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I don't know, I'm torn.
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I want to know
where he's going,
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but now I kind of want
to play with the bunny.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Alex, do you know
where your boss just went?
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No.
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Don't you know
his schedule?
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All I know is corduroy
makes too much noise
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and I have to go find
"quieter pants."
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Come on.
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Boy, what I wouldn't give
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to get her out of those pants...
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and into something
a little more stylish.
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This is where
he goes?
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What's in there?
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I think it's
an old storage room.
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What could he be doing in there
every day for 20 minutes?
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Well, he's not doing
20-minute abs,
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because if he were,
he would have way better abs.
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Can you hear anything?
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Not yet.
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What are you doing?
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I'm listening.
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Can't you face the
other way and listen?
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I can't do anything right
for you, can I?
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What the hell
is he up to?
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He is kind of a weirdo.
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Maybe he's got Leonard Nimoy
chained up in there.
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Or Bill Gates.
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Or Stephen Hawking.
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Why would he chain
up Stephen Hawking?
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Howard, please, you can't treat
the man differently
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just because he's disabled.
That's not okay.
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If you're wondering why
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I've been staring
through the peephole,
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I'm trying to get a look
at this guy
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who's coming over to Penny's.
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To be honest,
I didn't know you were here.
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It's not a big deal.
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He's just in her history class.
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They're working
on a project together.
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I don't even know why I care.
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You know what, I don't care.
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You think you don't care.
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This is silly.
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I have nothing
to worry about.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Statistically speaking,
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I'm sure you have something
to worry about.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if we assume
your looks are average,
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right off the bat,
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50% of men on Earth
are more attractive than you.
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That's 1.5 billion
handsome lads standing by,
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waiting to rain on your parade.
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Well, yeah, but this
isn't just about looks.
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I'm way above average
in a lot of other things.
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Not height, vision, athleticism,
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or ability
to digest dairy products.
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I'm talking
about important things
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like emotional maturity.
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You were just spying on your
girlfriend through a peephole.
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I liked it better
when you thought I wasn't here.
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I'm not saying you don't
have attractive qualities.
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Your choice of friends
is impeccable,
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you know, you're a good sleeper.
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And last but not least,
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you buy the grapes I like.
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You're a real catch
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compared to some snoring guy
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with a fridge full
of lousy grapes.
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None of this matters.
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I trust that Penny cares
about me,
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and nothing's gonna happen
with this guy.
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Well, unless of course
he's a skilled hypnotist.
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What?
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Yeah, well, While unlikely, it's still
a statistical possibility.
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She might be performing
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sexual acts with him
and not even know it.
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Now you're just being
ridiculous.
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Am I?
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The mind's
a mysterious thing, Leonard.
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He could be having
the time of his life
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while she thinks she's
a chicken pecking for corn.
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Look at us, sneaking around
in the middle of the night
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like a couple
of cat burglars.
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I think we're more
like ninjas.
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I don't want to be a ninja;
I want to be a cat burglar.
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00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:06,224
Fine, I'll be a ninja,
you be a cat burglar.
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00:09:06,226 --> 00:09:08,359
No, we both have to
be the same thing.
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Okay, we're ninjas.
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00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:14,482
Thank you.
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00:09:14,484 --> 00:09:17,402
But next time, we'll
be cat burglars.
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- It's locked.
- Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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Now, you stand guard,
I'm going to--
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It's locked.
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Just keep an eye out.
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I'll have this open
in a minute.
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When did you learn
how to pick locks?
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When I was starting to do magic
in junior high,
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I thought I could be
an escape artist
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like Harry Houdini.
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How did that work out?
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Pretty good.
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I managed to escape friends,
popularity,
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and every party thrown
in a 12-mile radius.
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There. Ready?
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- Hey, hold on, hold on.
- What?
224
00:10:00,864 --> 00:10:03,030
Sheldon is a very smart man,
225
00:10:03,032 --> 00:10:05,283
and he obviously wants
to keep this a secret.
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00:10:05,285 --> 00:10:06,367
Yeah, so?
227
00:10:06,369 --> 00:10:09,170
What if it's
booby-trapped?
228
00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:13,174
Don't worry, I'm one
step ahead of him.
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00:10:13,176 --> 00:10:14,992
Great, what's your plan--
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Are we good?
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00:10:21,518 --> 00:10:23,985
Yeah.
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00:10:30,726 --> 00:10:32,343
Huh.
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00:10:32,345 --> 00:10:34,061
Forty-three.
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00:10:34,063 --> 00:10:37,014
What the hell
does that mean?
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I don't know.
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00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:40,351
The solution to an equation?
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Maybe.
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00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:43,321
It's a prime number.
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00:10:43,323 --> 00:10:47,291
Encryption systems
are built on prime numbers.
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What kind of secret does
Sheldon have to encrypt?
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00:10:50,246 --> 00:10:51,462
He's always been
very cagey
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00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,498
about what he puts
in his egg salad
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00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,667
to make it so tasty.
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00:10:58,487 --> 00:11:01,839
It's paprika.
245
00:11:01,841 --> 00:11:03,257
Really?
246
00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:05,426
Well, okay, one mystery solved.
247
00:11:08,313 --> 00:11:09,997
Okay, good night.
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00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:11,148
Thanks, Cole.
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00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,149
See you at school.
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00:11:12,151 --> 00:11:13,484
See you.
251
00:11:14,754 --> 00:11:17,154
I'll be right back.
252
00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:19,757
I thought you left
a long time ago.
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00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:31,068
What's up?
254
00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,371
Hey.
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00:11:33,373 --> 00:11:37,758
You are... moving into the apartment
on the fifth floor?
256
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:40,411
No, I was just visiting
a friend.
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00:11:40,413 --> 00:11:41,679
Oh, cool.
258
00:11:41,681 --> 00:11:43,047
That cute blonde on four?
259
00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:44,432
Yeah. You know her?
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00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,300
I, well,
I see her around.
261
00:11:46,302 --> 00:11:48,436
I like to keep my distance
262
00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:52,106
because her boyfriend
is a pretty scary dude.
263
00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:53,641
Really?
264
00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:55,426
Yeah.
265
00:11:55,428 --> 00:11:58,596
He's ganged up.
266
00:11:58,598 --> 00:12:00,648
She told me
he's a scientist.
267
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:04,035
That's the name of his gang.
268
00:12:04,886 --> 00:12:08,656
The Scientists.
269
00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:11,993
They are crazy.
270
00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:13,878
Well, thanks for the tip.
271
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,447
No problem, brother.
Stay frosty.
272
00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:30,578
We're still dating, right?
273
00:12:39,609 --> 00:12:40,759
Oh, hello, Dr. Hofstadter.
274
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,811
Hey, Alex,
and call me Leonard.
275
00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:44,230
Dr. Hofstadter is my father.
276
00:12:44,232 --> 00:12:45,748
And my mother.
277
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,267
And my sister.
278
00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:51,103
And our cat.
279
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,806
Although, I'm pretty sure
280
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:57,226
Dr. Boots Hofstadter's degree
was honorary.
281
00:12:57,228 --> 00:12:59,845
May I join you, Leonard?
282
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:01,697
- Sure.
- Thanks.
283
00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:04,116
Hey, Alex,
let me ask you something.
284
00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:06,902
My girlfriend
knows this guy at school.
285
00:13:06,904 --> 00:13:08,904
He's got an English accent.
286
00:13:08,906 --> 00:13:10,873
Ooh, I love English accents.
287
00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:13,659
Yeah, you all do.
288
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:16,462
Anyway, I feel like
he's hitting on her.
289
00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:19,531
She says he's just being nice
and that I should trust her.
290
00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,083
It's probably harmless.
291
00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:22,251
You know how it is.
292
00:13:22,253 --> 00:13:25,221
I'm sure you get hit on
all the time.
293
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,774
Right.
294
00:13:28,776 --> 00:13:30,676
Because girls are always like,
295
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,761
"Ooh, that guy owns
two Star Trek uniforms
296
00:13:32,763 --> 00:13:34,430
"and gets a lot
of ear infections.
297
00:13:34,432 --> 00:13:37,182
I got to get me some of that."
298
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,351
I don't know,
299
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,070
I bet it happens
more than you realize.
300
00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:42,488
Trust me, it doesn't.
301
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,023
You sure?
302
00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:45,908
You're cute, you're funny.
303
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:50,529
Maybe you're getting hit on,
and you don't even know it.
304
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:51,997
Really?
305
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,618
I'm pretty sure.
306
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,591
Okay, I got to get back to work.
307
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:05,144
Thanks for listening.
308
00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:06,512
No-no problem.
309
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:09,414
Hope-hope no girls rip my
clothes off on the way.
310
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:15,988
Come on,
we're smart guys.
311
00:14:15,990 --> 00:14:17,923
- We can figure this out.
- Forty-three.
312
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,526
What is 43?
313
00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:24,446
Besides my mom's neck size.
314
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,901
It's the atomic number
for technetium.
315
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:31,103
That stuff's radioactive.
316
00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,489
Do you think
he's building a bomb?
317
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,407
It took him two years
to put together
318
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:37,042
that Lego Death Star;
I'm not worried.
319
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,513
Ooh, this could be something.
320
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:43,882
43 is the number of calories
321
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:47,586
in half a cup
of fat-free yogurt.
322
00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:50,089
Why would you know that?
323
00:14:50,091 --> 00:14:51,456
I'm sorry.
324
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:55,027
We can't all eat whatever
we want and still stay thin.
325
00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:00,933
Wait, in the Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy,
326
00:15:00,935 --> 00:15:02,768
isn't 43 the answer
to the question
327
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,970
of life, the universe,
and everything?
328
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,906
That's 42, dumb-ass.
329
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,441
Hey, hey.
330
00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:11,694
Feelings.
331
00:15:11,696 --> 00:15:14,480
We should stop.
332
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,448
- I'm exhausted.
- Yeah, me, too.
333
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:18,017
We've got more
important things to do.
334
00:15:18,019 --> 00:15:19,818
Who cares what
stupid 43 means?
335
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,987
- Not me.
- Let's go home.
336
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,391
You want
to get something to eat?
337
00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:27,459
Sounds good.
338
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,213
What the balls is 43?!
339
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:33,349
I have to know!
340
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,021
Hi.
341
00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:42,141
Hey, shouldn't you be out
with your gang,
342
00:15:42,143 --> 00:15:45,444
spray painting equations
on the side of buildings?
343
00:15:45,446 --> 00:15:48,280
Come on, I'm sorry.
344
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,948
I just can't believe
you don't trust me.
345
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,320
I do, of course I do.
346
00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:53,445
Then why did you embarrass me
in front of my friend,
347
00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,537
who, by the way,
knew exactly who you were?
348
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:59,208
- Really?
- Your picture's on my refrigerator!
349
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,544
Oh.
350
00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:05,748
You know, I'm really starting
to not like this guy.
351
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,365
What is your problem?
352
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,301
Do you use up
all your thinking at work
353
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,420
and then have none left over
for when you get home?
354
00:16:11,422 --> 00:16:12,971
I don't know.
355
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,540
It's hard sometimes.
356
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,892
Everywhere you go,
357
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,812
guys hit on you, even if
I'm standing right there.
358
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,013
And they're all taller than me.
359
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,599
Why is everyone taller
than me?
360
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,517
You know what,
361
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:27,102
this is all in my head.
362
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:28,937
It's my problem, not yours.
363
00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:30,489
Leonard, why do you
always do this?
364
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:32,241
Listen to me,
you're the one I'm with.
365
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:34,576
You know I love you,
so will you please relax
366
00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,412
because you're driving me crazy.
367
00:16:43,343 --> 00:16:46,312
You know that's the first time
you ever said that you love me.
368
00:16:48,098 --> 00:16:50,299
Yeah.
369
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,956
We're just supposed to
pretend it's not a big deal?
370
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:01,494
That's...
371
00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:05,230
exactly what we're gonna do
because...
372
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,533
you're about to make me cry,
373
00:17:07,535 --> 00:17:10,453
and we both know
if I start crying,
374
00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:13,906
you're gonna start crying.
375
00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,342
You're right, you should go.
376
00:17:16,344 --> 00:17:18,461
All right.
377
00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:27,419
She loves me.
378
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,359
"Hey, it's Alex.
379
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:34,677
"Nice having coffee with you.
380
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,579
"If you want to talk more,
I'm always available.
381
00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,564
Smiley face, smiley face."
382
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:40,766
What a friendly girl.
383
00:17:45,472 --> 00:17:47,656
Okay, picture's up.
384
00:17:47,658 --> 00:17:49,408
Looks like the camera's working.
385
00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:50,876
That's good quality video.
386
00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:54,196
It better be. It's the spare
camera for the Mars rover.
387
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,499
How did you get
your hands on that?
388
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:58,250
Well, million dollar camera...
389
00:17:58,252 --> 00:18:00,219
ten dollar lock.
390
00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:03,255
Oh, my God,
here he comes.
391
00:18:03,257 --> 00:18:05,141
This is it.
392
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,234
What the hell
is that thing?
393
00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:16,418
I don't know.
394
00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:17,970
This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
395
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,922
Experimental log.
396
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:24,693
Wormhole generator test 44.
397
00:18:24,695 --> 00:18:27,696
Wormhole generator test?
398
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:33,869
The first 43 parallel universes
399
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:37,122
I've checked proved to be empty.
400
00:18:37,124 --> 00:18:38,791
I see no reason to suspect
401
00:18:38,793 --> 00:18:42,044
universe number 44
will be any different.
402
00:18:47,684 --> 00:18:49,501
Oh, my God!
403
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,337
Holy crap!
404
00:18:57,944 --> 00:19:00,729
Oh! It's eating my face!
405
00:19:00,731 --> 00:19:02,364
Aah! It's eating his face!
406
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,212
I found your Webcam
and replaced the video feed.
407
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,748
You two should be ashamed
of yourselves.
408
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,433
Sheldon, we're really sorry.
409
00:19:15,435 --> 00:19:16,718
Yeah, really sorry.
410
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,952
Sorry?
411
00:19:17,954 --> 00:19:19,337
You may not realize it,
412
00:19:19,339 --> 00:19:22,890
but I have difficulty navigating
certain aspects of daily life.
413
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:25,676
You know,
understanding sarcasm,
414
00:19:25,678 --> 00:19:27,178
I'm feigning interest in others,
415
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:31,149
not talking about trains
as much as I want to.
416
00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:32,734
It's exhausting.
417
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:35,319
Which is why,
for 20 minutes a day,
418
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,105
I like to go down to that room,
419
00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,389
turn my mind off
420
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,808
and do what I need to do
to recharge.
421
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:43,894
But what are you doing in there?
422
00:19:43,896 --> 00:19:45,563
And what does 43 mean?
423
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:46,964
You don't need to know,
424
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:48,499
you don't deserve to know,
425
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,668
and you will never know.
426
00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:55,168
Yeah, well, I know how to make
your egg salad now.
427
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,682
One, two, three, four,
428
00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:44,570
five, six, seven, eight...
429
00:20:44,599 --> 00:20:47,567
Drat.
430
00:20:48,795 --> 00:20:51,012
I'm never going to get
to 43 again.
431
00:20:53,009 --> 00:20:55,317
One, two, three, four...
432
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:57,245
Rats.
433
00:20:57,246 --> 00:21:02,246
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