1 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,714 No joke, I fell asleep while packing. 2 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,888 Did you also fall asleep while putting on your clothes, honey? 3 00:00:08,889 --> 00:00:10,706 'Cause you're wearing a deep "v" and my pregnancy pants. 4 00:00:10,707 --> 00:00:13,059 Hm. I thought I was wearing capris. 5 00:00:13,060 --> 00:00:14,577 Why would I be wearing capris? 6 00:00:14,578 --> 00:00:16,245 I've never even said the word "capri." 7 00:00:16,246 --> 00:00:17,463 I'm so tired. 8 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:19,281 I know that flying early sucks. 9 00:00:19,282 --> 00:00:21,667 But you got out of bed. That's half the battle, right? 10 00:00:21,668 --> 00:00:23,611 - [Yawns] Yeah. - Happy Thanksgiving, honey. 11 00:00:23,612 --> 00:00:25,863 Where's the baby push... car? 12 00:00:25,864 --> 00:00:27,690 The stroller's already in the car, 13 00:00:27,691 --> 00:00:29,525 along with the pack 'n play and Amy's snack backpack. 14 00:00:29,526 --> 00:00:31,694 I really do feel like I cracked the code this year. 15 00:00:31,695 --> 00:00:33,896 I think that by traveling on Thanksgiving day, 16 00:00:33,897 --> 00:00:36,449 it gives you everything that you love about the holiday... 17 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,651 Hanging with your family, and the touch football, 18 00:00:38,652 --> 00:00:40,786 and the eating your aunt rose's stuffing... 19 00:00:40,787 --> 00:00:43,456 And it eliminates everything that I hate about Thanksgiving, 20 00:00:43,457 --> 00:00:45,574 which is the stupid traffic, and the stupid long lines 21 00:00:45,575 --> 00:00:47,743 at the airport, and the cooking all day. 22 00:00:47,744 --> 00:00:49,662 Suck it, last year. 23 00:00:49,663 --> 00:00:51,747 - You're so sexy when you gloat. - Hm. 24 00:00:51,748 --> 00:00:53,449 - All right, baby, it is go time. - Yeah. 25 00:00:53,450 --> 00:00:55,217 So you can put on some man pants at the airport 26 00:00:55,218 --> 00:00:56,381 and I need you to go get Amy, 27 00:00:56,382 --> 00:00:59,672 and I am going to confirm our seats, all right? 28 00:00:59,673 --> 00:01:02,458 So, uh, which row do you want all for yourself? 29 00:01:02,459 --> 00:01:05,294 'Cause, uh, get ready for one of those empty flights 30 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:08,464 where we really get to know our stewardesses. 31 00:01:08,465 --> 00:01:10,132 "Would you like some free champagne 32 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,684 because it's Thanksgiving?" 33 00:01:11,685 --> 00:01:15,237 "Why yes, Carol, from our Philadelphia-based flight crew." 34 00:01:15,238 --> 00:01:17,203 [Baby whimpering] 35 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,641 15 seconds to lift off here. 36 00:01:19,642 --> 00:01:21,827 [Alarm beeping] 37 00:01:21,828 --> 00:01:23,829 I want to thank you so much for making this all happen, babe. 38 00:01:23,830 --> 00:01:25,448 Thanksgiving with my family this year 39 00:01:25,449 --> 00:01:27,199 is exactly what I need. [Alarm toning] 40 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,418 Our flight's been cancelled. 41 00:01:29,419 --> 00:01:30,845 [Alarm blaring] 42 00:01:30,846 --> 00:01:32,805 [Baby crying] 43 00:01:32,806 --> 00:01:34,098 Oh, no, baby. Oh, no. 44 00:01:34,099 --> 00:01:36,430 [Upbeat music] 45 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:38,510 ♪ 46 00:01:48,271 --> 00:01:50,444 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 47 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:55,177 all right, you guys. Well, have fun. 48 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:56,896 - Really miss all you guys. - Come home soon, uncle Chris! 49 00:01:56,897 --> 00:01:58,647 Bye. All: Happy Thanksgiving! 50 00:01:58,648 --> 00:02:00,950 Honey, I know it was my stupid idea 51 00:02:00,951 --> 00:02:03,085 to fly on Thanksgiving, but... 52 00:02:03,086 --> 00:02:04,520 Let me make it up to you, okay? 53 00:02:04,521 --> 00:02:06,405 Let me... let me make you 54 00:02:06,406 --> 00:02:09,675 the greatest Thanksgiving dinner you've ever had. 55 00:02:09,676 --> 00:02:11,761 Come on, babe. You hate cooking. It's okay. 56 00:02:11,762 --> 00:02:13,195 I know, but I'll keep it simple. 57 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:17,099 Look, I'm sure that we have plenty of... 58 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:19,393 - Mustard? - And bread butts. 59 00:02:19,394 --> 00:02:21,203 Okay, we'll go to the store. We'll get a turkey. 60 00:02:21,204 --> 00:02:22,980 I will cook your aunt rose's stuffing. 61 00:02:22,981 --> 00:02:24,807 It'll be just like Maryland, all right? 62 00:02:24,808 --> 00:02:27,543 I'll even find a vaguely racist guy 63 00:02:27,544 --> 00:02:30,571 to go sit in the recliner with a bomber jacket on. 64 00:02:30,572 --> 00:02:31,864 Uncle Dennis. 65 00:02:31,865 --> 00:02:34,716 I just wish your dad was here to carve the turkey. 66 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:36,885 I mean, who's man enough to take his place, you know? 67 00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:39,121 I mean, I'm gonna be busy cooking 68 00:02:39,122 --> 00:02:41,657 and Amy is just a little bit too short. 69 00:02:41,658 --> 00:02:44,460 I know what you're doing, and it worked. 70 00:02:44,461 --> 00:02:46,195 - Yes, I will carve the turkey. - Yay. 71 00:02:46,196 --> 00:02:47,963 - All right, let's do it. - Okay, good. 72 00:02:47,964 --> 00:02:49,198 Wait, you've cooked... 73 00:02:49,199 --> 00:02:50,466 You've cooked a turkey before, right? 74 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:53,177 Uh-uh. 75 00:02:53,178 --> 00:02:56,255 All right. This is how you celebrate Thanksgiving. 76 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,015 - Yeah. - Yeah. 77 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:01,769 Last year, my roommate and I split a quizno's party sub. 78 00:03:01,770 --> 00:03:03,546 But this year, you'll be enjoying the hotel's 79 00:03:03,547 --> 00:03:05,881 gold star pilgrim feast, 80 00:03:05,882 --> 00:03:07,583 apparently featuring the turkey 81 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:08,734 Obama pardoned last year. 82 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:10,986 - Oh. Excuse you. - Who knew? 83 00:03:10,987 --> 00:03:12,238 I'm so excited. 84 00:03:12,239 --> 00:03:13,948 I haven't eaten anything in the last 12 hours except 85 00:03:13,949 --> 00:03:16,108 two Jack and cokes and a pocketful of craisins. 86 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:18,444 Mm. So what about you, Patty? 87 00:03:18,445 --> 00:03:20,596 What have you got on tap for Turkey day, hm? 88 00:03:20,597 --> 00:03:22,198 I gotta work all day. 89 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,709 I'll probably have my ziploc bag of kettle chips, 90 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:27,044 then start my second shift scrubbing all the dead skin 91 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:28,320 out of the foot tubs. 92 00:03:28,321 --> 00:03:31,607 Ooh, bourbon-infused pecan pie. Yumskis! 93 00:03:31,608 --> 00:03:32,842 [Chuckles] 94 00:03:32,843 --> 00:03:34,326 Heh. 95 00:03:34,327 --> 00:03:37,546 You know, Patty, growing up I spent thanksgivings 96 00:03:37,547 --> 00:03:39,415 fighting over a bag of turkey jerky 97 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:41,805 with my four stepbrothers at the dog track. 98 00:03:42,302 --> 00:03:44,562 So I think I know a lot about 99 00:03:44,563 --> 00:03:48,107 the words "hard" and "times." 100 00:03:48,108 --> 00:03:49,608 - Change of plans, Walter. - What? 101 00:03:49,609 --> 00:03:51,143 Let's go find some people in need 102 00:03:51,144 --> 00:03:53,395 - and offer them some charity. - But I'm hungry. 103 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:55,906 Everyone! I'm giving everyone the day off. 104 00:03:55,907 --> 00:03:58,367 Normally our supervisor dismisses us. 105 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:01,136 Let's give back! 106 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:02,521 [Clattering] 107 00:04:02,522 --> 00:04:04,640 Um, you can write this off, I'm sure. 108 00:04:04,641 --> 00:04:06,917 Thank you. 109 00:04:06,918 --> 00:04:09,795 Okay, so we are down to this little bird 110 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:14,258 or this 35-pound big lebowski over here. 111 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:15,417 Well, my aunt's stuffing recipe 112 00:04:15,418 --> 00:04:17,344 calls for a 12-pound bird... 113 00:04:17,345 --> 00:04:18,754 Right. 114 00:04:18,755 --> 00:04:20,589 - So I guess if we take 1 1/2... - But if it's 77 ounces... 115 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:22,308 8 1/2 divided by 4, and if you add the 12... 116 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:24,159 There are 10 ounces in a cup, or is it 8? 117 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,478 I don't know, I'm just saying numbers till you figure it out. 118 00:04:25,479 --> 00:04:26,662 All right, grab the little bird 119 00:04:26,663 --> 00:04:29,607 - and I will grab the corn. - Okay, w... 120 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:32,067 Old lady slippers, so silent. We never stood a chance. 121 00:04:32,068 --> 00:04:34,403 All right, grab it. Grab it. Grab the big lebowski. 122 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,446 Grab it! 123 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:38,282 Oops! Whoa! That was such an accident! 124 00:04:38,283 --> 00:04:39,508 How'd that happen? 125 00:04:39,509 --> 00:04:41,535 Babe... oh, my God. This thing is enormous. 126 00:04:41,536 --> 00:04:43,812 - It's like a giant shaved hobbit. - Did you get it? 127 00:04:43,813 --> 00:04:45,364 I got it. I got it. I got it. Bring the cart. 128 00:04:45,365 --> 00:04:46,832 Gobble, gobble. Waah! 129 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,201 Honestly, I'm not weak, and this thing is... 130 00:04:49,202 --> 00:04:50,402 [Laughs] 131 00:04:50,403 --> 00:04:51,787 Wow, we just stole that turkey 132 00:04:51,788 --> 00:04:53,155 from the lead singer of Motorhead. 133 00:04:53,156 --> 00:04:54,707 [Laughs] 134 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,509 Padre! 135 00:04:56,510 --> 00:04:59,470 We are the angels you've been praying for. 136 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:02,331 - Huh. - We are... the volunteers! 137 00:05:02,332 --> 00:05:03,716 [Cell phones ringing] 138 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:05,250 Gosh, I've never seen so many needy people 139 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:06,719 with bluetooths. 140 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:10,356 Oh, no, these people are waiting to volunteer. 141 00:05:10,357 --> 00:05:13,225 We get a lot of extra help on Thanksgiving. 142 00:05:13,226 --> 00:05:14,560 But if you'd like to come back next weekend, 143 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,378 - we'll definitely need people. - Great! 144 00:05:16,379 --> 00:05:18,147 We'll just head back to the hotel and pray 145 00:05:18,148 --> 00:05:20,482 over some pinot grige and a bowl of mussels. 146 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,368 Thank you so much. Come on, Ava, let's go. 147 00:05:22,369 --> 00:05:24,320 Walter, no! Eat some pocket craisins. 148 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:28,157 - I want to volunteer now. - This is all I've been eating. 149 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:29,872 You know what they say in the Bible, 150 00:05:30,276 --> 00:05:33,895 when one door closes, you must trespass against them. 151 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:36,281 Ava, my pocket craisins! 152 00:05:36,282 --> 00:05:38,701 Oh, for God... 153 00:05:43,673 --> 00:05:45,599 You know, I wanted... oh! Gene and Terry! Gene and Terry! 154 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,376 Oh, no, no! Oh, God. Oh! 155 00:05:47,377 --> 00:05:48,544 - So... sorry. - Honey, what are you doing? 156 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:51,246 - My knee hit it. - Okay, just... 157 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:53,248 Our excuse for turning down their Thanksgiving invitation 158 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:54,383 was that we were gonna be in Maryland. 159 00:05:54,384 --> 00:05:55,601 - I know. - If they see us... 160 00:05:55,602 --> 00:05:57,319 I just want it to be the three of us. 161 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,030 Oh, God, okay. 162 00:06:00,031 --> 00:06:01,573 Gene... 163 00:06:01,574 --> 00:06:03,525 Amy's been home alone'd! 164 00:06:03,526 --> 00:06:05,093 Amy, you're gonna be okay! 165 00:06:05,094 --> 00:06:07,646 - Smash the window, Gene! - Way ahead of you! 166 00:06:07,647 --> 00:06:10,199 Get back! Get back! [Grunts] 167 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,117 Do not smash! Do not smash! Do not smash! 168 00:06:12,118 --> 00:06:13,210 Do not smash, we're here. 169 00:06:13,211 --> 00:06:14,370 - Hi. - Hi. 170 00:06:14,371 --> 00:06:16,104 What are you guys doing in town? 171 00:06:16,105 --> 00:06:18,607 Um, our flight got cancelled, so... 172 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:21,160 That's why you never fly on Thanksgiving, sillies! 173 00:06:21,161 --> 00:06:22,494 Thanks for the tip, ter. 174 00:06:22,495 --> 00:06:24,380 Hey, Gene, just either put the sweater back on 175 00:06:24,381 --> 00:06:25,664 or take the dickey off. 176 00:06:25,665 --> 00:06:27,416 Wish we'd known you were around. 177 00:06:27,417 --> 00:06:29,551 We would have invited you. We just ate. 178 00:06:29,552 --> 00:06:31,637 You ate Thanksgiving dinner at 11 am? 179 00:06:31,638 --> 00:06:34,440 You know how Gene likes to get a head start on Christmas! 180 00:06:34,441 --> 00:06:37,176 - Oh! - Oh, yeah. 181 00:06:37,694 --> 00:06:40,654 Well, there's always next Thanksgiving. 182 00:06:40,655 --> 00:06:41,797 Yeah. Both: Oh! 183 00:06:41,798 --> 00:06:43,348 Unless of course, we're in Maryland, which... 184 00:06:43,349 --> 00:06:45,434 - Which we will be. - We will be for sure. 185 00:06:45,435 --> 00:06:46,735 That's already... that's booked. That flight's not cancelled. 186 00:06:46,736 --> 00:06:47,803 - Yeah. No, no, no, no. - [Laughs] 187 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:50,138 - Okay! - See you guys. 188 00:06:50,139 --> 00:06:51,490 - [Sighs] - Okay. 189 00:06:51,491 --> 00:06:54,142 I really wanted to smash that window. 190 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:58,497 All: 16, 17, 18, 19, 20! 191 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:00,249 Ha ha! 192 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,750 - Whoo! - All right! 193 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,368 - Scott! - Hey. 194 00:07:03,929 --> 00:07:05,220 What's going on? 195 00:07:05,221 --> 00:07:06,422 Aren't you guys supposed to be in Maryland? 196 00:07:06,423 --> 00:07:07,589 Hey, aren't you not supposed to be 197 00:07:07,590 --> 00:07:09,124 doing keg stands in our house? 198 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,660 Yeah, our flight was cancelled. 199 00:07:11,661 --> 00:07:14,680 That is why you never fly on Thanksgiving day. 200 00:07:15,148 --> 00:07:17,499 Thank you, stranger in my house. 201 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,501 I'm sorry, you're right. We're being very rude. 202 00:07:19,502 --> 00:07:21,186 - Keg stand, my lady? - No. 203 00:07:21,187 --> 00:07:22,554 Easy, Paul, easy. 204 00:07:22,555 --> 00:07:23,839 Listen, I'm sorry. 205 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,441 Connie has Kyle for this Thanksgiving, 206 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:26,642 and I just thought I'd get some 207 00:07:26,643 --> 00:07:28,285 of my divorced dad bros together 208 00:07:28,286 --> 00:07:30,446 so we could focus on fun, 209 00:07:30,447 --> 00:07:31,647 but the common room in our condo 210 00:07:31,648 --> 00:07:34,166 is being used for a wake, but... 211 00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:37,369 You're right, sorry. Uh, hey, dudes. New plan. 212 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:38,787 We're gonna get some 'za. 213 00:07:38,788 --> 00:07:41,378 The sneaky's pizza on van nuys is open. 214 00:07:41,875 --> 00:07:43,408 Boy, that sounds bleak. Honey, come on. 215 00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:44,793 It's Thanksgiving. 216 00:07:44,794 --> 00:07:46,245 I mean, we can't let them go and have 'za 217 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:47,796 at the sneaky's on van nuys. 218 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:49,298 Are you sure, honey? Because it's supposed to 219 00:07:49,299 --> 00:07:51,216 just be us for Thanksgiving. 220 00:07:51,217 --> 00:07:53,252 Well, you know, the big lebowski can feed 221 00:07:53,253 --> 00:07:54,586 a few more people. 222 00:07:54,587 --> 00:07:56,981 It'll just be the... 223 00:07:56,982 --> 00:07:58,257 Seven of us. 224 00:07:58,258 --> 00:08:00,509 All right, guys? Change of plans. 225 00:08:00,510 --> 00:08:02,177 No sneaky's for you. 226 00:08:02,178 --> 00:08:03,762 You're gonna have Thanksgiving dinner here. 227 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:05,213 - Hoo-hoo! - Yeah! 228 00:08:05,214 --> 00:08:07,483 Come on! Keg stand. 229 00:08:07,484 --> 00:08:08,767 - No. - Roger that. 230 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:10,552 She does not want to do a keg stand. 231 00:08:10,553 --> 00:08:12,271 Anybody need this, or... 232 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:14,189 It all smells delicious. 233 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:16,525 Just... can we just squeeze in here and help out. 234 00:08:16,526 --> 00:08:18,577 - Good person coming through. - Excuse me! 235 00:08:18,578 --> 00:08:21,229 - Yes. - I am on mashed potatoes. 236 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:23,332 Yes, you are. You're doing a wonderful job. 237 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,583 Here we go. Let me help you there. 238 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,753 And plop! Oh, Ava, look. Look. 239 00:08:27,754 --> 00:08:30,672 I'm like Patrick Swayze from ghost with these tongs. 240 00:08:30,673 --> 00:08:32,240 [Laughs] 241 00:08:32,241 --> 00:08:34,626 Oh, this ham looks luscious. Let me just... 242 00:08:34,627 --> 00:08:36,678 Oh, this feels so good. Volunteering, giving. 243 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,381 We can do some carrots. Here, for your eyes. Carrots. 244 00:08:39,382 --> 00:08:41,383 You just made me fling carrots all over the floor! 245 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:42,718 - All right... - Did you just take a tone? 246 00:08:42,719 --> 00:08:44,737 - I heard a tone. - Yeah. 247 00:08:44,738 --> 00:08:48,390 Of all the days and places on God's earth to take a tone. 248 00:08:48,391 --> 00:08:49,691 - I can't... - I mean... 249 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:50,993 Get your hands out of the food. 250 00:08:50,994 --> 00:08:53,195 Can you tone down your tone, sir? 251 00:08:53,196 --> 00:08:54,780 And hand me that ladle. 252 00:08:54,781 --> 00:08:56,315 There's a line of people who need gravy. 253 00:08:56,316 --> 00:08:58,150 - I mean... - Wait, no! 254 00:08:58,151 --> 00:08:59,752 [Clatter] 255 00:08:59,753 --> 00:09:01,537 All right, we need a janitor volunteer! 256 00:09:01,538 --> 00:09:03,322 Guys, we need a janitor volunteer! 257 00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:06,241 Janitor volunteer right here! There's some gravy on the floor. 258 00:09:06,242 --> 00:09:08,076 Gravy on the floor! Cuidado! 259 00:09:08,077 --> 00:09:10,629 [Tv crowd cheering] 260 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,331 I am gonna give you a clean cut 261 00:09:12,332 --> 00:09:14,166 directly down your breastbone, and then I am gonna 262 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:16,451 spread your sweet meats all over a platter 263 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:19,171 and then garnish you with some fragrant aromatics. 264 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:21,590 Hey, stop hitting on the turkey. 265 00:09:21,591 --> 00:09:24,814 The best Thanksgiving ever. Right? Right? 266 00:09:25,311 --> 00:09:27,479 - Come on! Let's get her in. - Yeah, let's load her up. 267 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,764 Load her up. Load her up. Here we go, grab the other side. 268 00:09:28,765 --> 00:09:30,432 - Here we go, grab that. - Yup. Got it. 269 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:31,817 Oh, gosh, it's heavy. 270 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:34,353 I know, I know. You got it. In she goes. 271 00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:35,487 - Oh, my gosh. - Okay. 272 00:09:35,488 --> 00:09:37,606 Oh, no. Oh, no. 273 00:09:37,607 --> 00:09:39,491 - You gotta jam it. Jam it! - I'm jamming. I'm jamming. 274 00:09:39,492 --> 00:09:40,742 - Jam it! - I'm jamming! 275 00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:44,496 Jam it. 276 00:09:45,832 --> 00:09:47,416 All right. 277 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,651 We inherited the oven from my cousin Lonnie. 278 00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:51,677 His restaurant went bankrupt 279 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:53,926 after that lying waitress sued him for sexual harassment. 280 00:09:54,424 --> 00:09:56,265 Yes. Ahem, well, we really appreciate it. 281 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:57,709 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. 282 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:00,829 And, you know, we'd invite you guys over 283 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:03,102 for Thanksgiving dinner if you hadn't eaten so early... 284 00:10:03,549 --> 00:10:06,218 - No! We're in! - Oh! Okay. Great. 285 00:10:06,219 --> 00:10:09,671 So it'll... um, it'll just be the 11 of us... 286 00:10:09,672 --> 00:10:11,390 - Then, so... - Yeah. 287 00:10:11,391 --> 00:10:13,675 Gene and I had discussed when we'd get to share 288 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:15,176 the holidays with the brinkleys, 289 00:10:15,177 --> 00:10:16,778 but we never thought it'd be so soon! 290 00:10:16,779 --> 00:10:19,481 - Aw! - You guys sure move fast. 291 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:22,234 Buy me dinner first, at least. Oh, wait, you just did. 292 00:10:22,235 --> 00:10:23,485 - [Laughs] - Okay. 293 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:29,465 ♪ 294 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:30,838 that reverend had a tone. 295 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:32,752 I would side with you on that if this was the first time 296 00:10:32,753 --> 00:10:34,762 that you'd been kicked out of a church. 297 00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:36,456 See, that was different because there was no sign 298 00:10:36,457 --> 00:10:38,182 that said you couldn't smoke. 299 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:40,427 [Laughs] Well, just don't let uncle Steve 300 00:10:40,428 --> 00:10:42,562 eat the entire cheddar ball. 301 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:45,164 [Chuckles] This guy eats it like an apple. 302 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,716 - Oh. - Is this guy ever gonna learn? 303 00:10:46,717 --> 00:10:49,769 It's like... no, no, no, don't let him do that. 304 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,521 Can we please just talk about this later? 305 00:10:51,522 --> 00:10:53,356 I need to give Chris the perfect Thanksgiving meal, 306 00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:55,608 now for 13, 307 00:10:55,609 --> 00:10:58,845 including those poor bastards. 308 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:01,180 - Oh, God. - You should make enough for 14. 309 00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:04,622 Because this guy's gonna be eating for two. 310 00:11:05,069 --> 00:11:06,703 [Gruff voice] Hungry! 311 00:11:06,704 --> 00:11:10,169 That's what it sounds like when my stomach is hungry. 312 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:12,659 [Football announcer on tv] 313 00:11:12,660 --> 00:11:15,052 All right, guys, this is looking great. 314 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,430 Maybe we could just scale it down a touch? 315 00:11:17,431 --> 00:11:21,134 The headpieces, maybe, as I want to have room for the turkey. 316 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:23,586 Silly! Gene and I will be putting these hats on 317 00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,354 for the feast. 318 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:26,689 Yeah, we usually reserve the center of the table 319 00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:27,757 for the big guy. 320 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,609 - Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! - Oh! Oh, my God. 321 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,227 His name is Tom t. Turkey. 322 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:33,146 - The "t" stands for "the." - [Forced laugh] 323 00:11:33,147 --> 00:11:34,647 Gene, no. The butternut squash 324 00:11:34,648 --> 00:11:37,158 will dominate the whole tableau. 325 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:39,819 - Sorry, ter-bear. Say again? - I don't like that bit. 326 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,604 - It's offensive. - That's traditional. 327 00:11:41,605 --> 00:11:42,856 - Wha... I don't understand. - People are hard of hearing! 328 00:11:42,857 --> 00:11:44,749 My grandmother was hard of hearing! 329 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,242 Okay, let's not do the bit. 330 00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:48,194 Let's just keep it happy-joy-joy. 331 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:49,445 ♪ happy joy! 332 00:11:49,446 --> 00:11:51,005 All right? For Chris? Please? 333 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:52,231 How's it going down here? 334 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:56,235 Got some super-duper happy holiday fun? Huh? 335 00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:58,588 I was just telling the guys how, last Thanksgiving, 336 00:11:58,589 --> 00:12:00,623 Kyle and I went to a pilgrim town and watched 337 00:12:00,624 --> 00:12:02,934 a old-timey lady make lard candles. 338 00:12:02,935 --> 00:12:04,076 Oh. 339 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,461 Kyle told her they smelled like farts. 340 00:12:05,462 --> 00:12:08,231 - And they... they did. - [Fake giggle] 341 00:12:08,232 --> 00:12:10,650 - God, I miss that little dude. - Oh, Scott. 342 00:12:10,651 --> 00:12:13,753 - I... Paul, do something, okay? - Yeah. Yeah, listen. 343 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,421 I know what you're feeling right now, buddy, okay? 344 00:12:15,422 --> 00:12:16,689 I get it. 345 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:18,616 I've been through it too, right? 346 00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:23,284 What you need right now is some good old-fashioned porn. 347 00:12:26,099 --> 00:12:27,400 Here we go. 348 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,202 What? 349 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,287 No. 'Cause Scott... Okay, 'cause Scott said that it 350 00:12:31,288 --> 00:12:33,589 was gonna be an all-dude Thanksgiving... don't worry! 351 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:36,659 It's from the 80s, so there's a real story... fine. 352 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:39,720 [Grunts] There you go. 353 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:41,714 Tell uncle Dennis to put some ice on it. 354 00:12:41,715 --> 00:12:43,616 [Chuckles] All right. 355 00:12:43,617 --> 00:12:46,435 All right, dad, I'll talk to you guys later. Bye. 356 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,504 Maryland sounds like a real disaster compared to 357 00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:50,306 what we got going on here, huh? 358 00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:51,758 No. They're having a blast. 359 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:53,560 Yeah. 360 00:12:53,561 --> 00:12:55,900 No, they played football on the High School field this year 361 00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:57,530 with the real working scoreboard. 362 00:12:57,531 --> 00:12:58,648 - Wow. - Yeah. 363 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,363 Brinkley shirts beat Brinkley skins, 17-16. 364 00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,152 And they gave uncle Dennis mvp 365 00:13:03,153 --> 00:13:04,637 for playing through a chaffed nipple. 366 00:13:05,122 --> 00:13:07,248 Oh. You can play football here, can't you? 367 00:13:07,249 --> 00:13:08,582 Right? 368 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:09,609 Hey, guys! 369 00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:11,916 Who's up for some football? Huh? 370 00:13:12,329 --> 00:13:14,280 Not exactly the frozen tundra of lambeau, 371 00:13:14,281 --> 00:13:15,715 but it'll do, huh, Gene? 372 00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:18,284 Lamb bone. Yes! 373 00:13:18,285 --> 00:13:19,836 I just have to undo my hernia truss. 374 00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:24,637 - I can do it one-handed. - Not on Gene's team. 375 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,058 Get open on three. Hut! Hut! 376 00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:27,769 Aah! Aah! 377 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:29,295 Geno! 378 00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:30,597 Unh! 379 00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:32,098 It was harder to not catch it. 380 00:13:32,099 --> 00:13:33,466 Paul! I'm open! 381 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,167 No, no, no! No kicking! 382 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,469 - I'm open! - No kicking. I know it's fun. 383 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:39,839 Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! Open! 384 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,641 - Here you go. - [Grunts] 385 00:13:41,642 --> 00:13:43,610 - Okay. - Not a chance. 386 00:13:43,611 --> 00:13:44,777 Not a chance, 'cause she's a chick. 387 00:13:44,778 --> 00:13:46,330 - I know, man. - Take it easy. 388 00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:47,614 - Here we go! - Doing a simple post. 389 00:13:47,615 --> 00:13:49,782 Down and... 390 00:13:49,783 --> 00:13:52,540 Guys, you can't all be on offense. 391 00:13:54,571 --> 00:13:56,294 Great roll, Terry. Great roll. 392 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,740 Jeez. 393 00:13:58,176 --> 00:13:59,375 [Egg timer ringing] 394 00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:00,543 Okay, what timer is that? Ah. 395 00:14:00,544 --> 00:14:04,639 Jell-o. ♪ jell-o! 396 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:08,084 And... 397 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:10,803 Walter, I think we just found our charity case. 398 00:14:11,272 --> 00:14:13,706 - Please don't say it's me. - Oh, it's you. 399 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,808 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! 400 00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:19,479 Right here! Right here! 401 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,480 Can't kick the ball, Terry. 402 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,148 Okay, okay. 403 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:23,516 It's never a good idea to start the day 404 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,268 with a Denver omelet and a schlitz. 405 00:14:25,269 --> 00:14:26,436 [Groans] 406 00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:28,220 - Is he gonna vomit? - [Groans] 407 00:14:28,221 --> 00:14:29,439 'Cause if he's gonna vomit, I can't be here. 408 00:14:29,874 --> 00:14:31,390 - I am gonna vomit. - No. 409 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:32,725 - I'm definitely gonna vomit. - No. 410 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:34,494 This day gets better and better. 411 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,496 I got hot coming through! Coming through! 412 00:14:36,497 --> 00:14:37,780 - Yeah. Yeah. Hot over here too! - Whoo! 413 00:14:37,781 --> 00:14:39,248 You know, you're not the only one. 414 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,926 Brussels sprouts are bubbling over. 415 00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:42,285 Brussels sprouts, I'm on it. 416 00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:44,454 - Who's on the brussels sprouts? - [Shrieks] 417 00:14:44,455 --> 00:14:45,621 [Crash] 418 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:47,432 Oh! Oh! 419 00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:49,459 Brussels sprouts are down! Walter, help! 420 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:50,760 I can't, I can't! The blender! 421 00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:52,411 I-it's smoking! The blender's smoking! 422 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,853 Oh, my God. What? 423 00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,350 - [Sighs] - What the...? 424 00:14:57,351 --> 00:14:59,736 I couldn't find your fire extinguisher. 425 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:00,636 Oh, my God. 426 00:15:00,637 --> 00:15:02,722 You knuckleheads are completely ruining my meal. 427 00:15:02,723 --> 00:15:04,190 Well, you asked us to help you. 428 00:15:04,191 --> 00:15:05,308 - No, I didn't. - With your eyes. 429 00:15:05,309 --> 00:15:06,809 Okay, just stand back! 430 00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:09,261 Let me get aunt rose's stuffing out of here. 431 00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:12,245 - Oh, well that smells delish. - Ooh. 432 00:15:12,649 --> 00:15:15,401 - [Sighs] Oh, it does. - Mm. 433 00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:17,320 Thank you. 434 00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:19,539 I'm sorry, you guys, that I'm so on edge right now. 435 00:15:19,540 --> 00:15:21,290 - It's all right. - Oh. 436 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,542 You did a really good job with the stuffing, honey. 437 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:24,610 - Thank you. - Thank you. 438 00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:27,747 There may be up to three acrylic fingernails in there. 439 00:15:27,748 --> 00:15:29,632 Ooh, I'll start mouth-looking. 440 00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:32,251 Okay. No, no. Out! Both of you, out of the kitchen. 441 00:15:32,252 --> 00:15:33,720 Out! 442 00:15:33,721 --> 00:15:36,389 - I want to mouth-look too. - No mouth-looking! 443 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,822 - Game was that bad, huh? - Nah, it's okay. 444 00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,740 Got to see Gene's hernia bulge. 445 00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:45,308 - So that was something. - Oh. 446 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:47,701 We gave the mvp to his truss. 447 00:15:47,702 --> 00:15:50,681 - Oh. All right. - Babe, you okay? 448 00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,533 It's, like, the football game was a bust 449 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:53,917 and all the sides are burnt, 450 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,209 and they're riddled with fake nails. 451 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,822 And now this turkey's probably just gonna be an enormous 452 00:15:58,823 --> 00:16:01,798 piece of... awesomeness! 453 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:02,993 Oh, my God, it looks like a magazine turkey! 454 00:16:03,509 --> 00:16:05,295 I know, right? Suck it, Maryland! 455 00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:07,262 Booyah! No offense. 456 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:08,832 No. None taken. They had it coming. 457 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,467 Are you kidding? 458 00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:13,770 All right, let's get this bad boy home, huh? 459 00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,439 Okay. Okay. 460 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,391 Okay, I'm not... I have a really bad grip. 461 00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:18,942 - It's starting to slip. - A little lower on your side. 462 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,561 You're getting turkey juice all over my sneaks, babe 463 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,362 I'm going as low as I can go over here. 464 00:16:22,363 --> 00:16:23,564 I can't... it's slipping. The thing is slipping. 465 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,648 [Car honking] 466 00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,366 Hi! How are you? 467 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:29,403 Oh! Aah! 468 00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,323 - Five second rule, right? - We can hose it off. 469 00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:34,908 We can totally hose it off. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's gonna... 470 00:16:34,909 --> 00:16:37,527 [Splatter] 471 00:16:38,002 --> 00:16:40,530 [Tires screeching] 472 00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:43,634 Oh, God! Did I hit your great Dane? 473 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,551 It was our turkey. 474 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,671 You have a pet turkey? 475 00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,873 I wanted us to fly back east this morning and now... 476 00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,015 Oh, my God. 477 00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:53,017 Never try to fly on Thanksgiving! 478 00:16:53,018 --> 00:16:54,895 Okay. Thank you. [Car door closes] 479 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,559 I know that now! 480 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:00,775 - Hey, this is great. - Everybody. 481 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:02,886 I am starving. 482 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,938 Turkey time! 483 00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:05,939 Oh. 484 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,824 Aah. [Clears throat] 485 00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,226 Well, the good news is 486 00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:11,953 Reagan cooked an amazing turkey. 487 00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:14,872 - Oh. - Yay, mama! 488 00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:19,586 The bad news is that, thanks to the business end 489 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:21,571 of a Kia Sorrento, 490 00:17:21,572 --> 00:17:25,045 the Big Lebowski has gone to be with Jesus. 491 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:30,429 But let me tell you, she did a bang-up job. 492 00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:34,251 That sucker was the greatest- looking turkey you ever saw. 493 00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:37,354 And there's a pack of dogs out there 494 00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:40,565 having a Thanksgiving dinner of a lifetime. 495 00:17:40,566 --> 00:17:43,818 [Whipped cream sprays] 496 00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:46,630 I know what we have to do. 497 00:17:48,949 --> 00:17:51,618 You want some pizza? 498 00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:53,370 See, honey? This is what working jell-o looks like. 499 00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:54,905 See that? 500 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:56,623 I mean, I couldn't even give you a Thanksgiving meal 501 00:17:56,624 --> 00:17:59,609 that the sneaky's on van nuys could give you. 502 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:01,461 Come on, babe. Look, it's not that bad. 503 00:18:01,462 --> 00:18:03,497 You got a cracked budweiser mirror over there 504 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:06,466 and a cd jukebox with a freaky amount of Eddie money on it. 505 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:07,918 Oh, yeah, yeah. 506 00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,553 And I'm really loving how this creepy guy 507 00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,721 hasn't stopped staring at me 508 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,422 since the second we walked in here. 509 00:18:12,423 --> 00:18:13,594 You know what? 510 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,225 Maryland Thanksgiving isn't perfect either. 511 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:19,296 Well, at least we don't have some vaguely racist guy 512 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:20,514 hanging around. 513 00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:22,799 ♪ hey-ya-ya-ya! Hey-ya-ya-ya! ♪ 514 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,634 ♪ hey-ya-ya-ya! 515 00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,611 How!...'S about some pizza? 516 00:18:26,612 --> 00:18:27,903 [Laughter] 517 00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:29,573 [Sighs] Yeah, this is worse than Maryland. 518 00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:30,990 [Laughs] 519 00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:31,942 [Motor buzzing] 520 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:34,410 - Damn it! - Whoa! Whoa! 521 00:18:34,411 --> 00:18:35,862 I know these games. 522 00:18:35,863 --> 00:18:38,332 I used to rip tickets at a putt putt in Tampa. 523 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,536 You see, the claw game is a steely temptress. 524 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:44,171 What she steals from your wallet, 525 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,255 she will not replace in your heart. 526 00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,458 I'm just trying to get this unlicensed "curious Jorge" 527 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:52,763 for Kyle, but this stupid claw has got no grip. 528 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:55,636 I'm gonna help you. Paul! Other dudes! 529 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,769 Get over here! 530 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,104 [Laughs] Claw game keg stand! 531 00:19:02,105 --> 00:19:04,148 - Yeah! - All right. 532 00:19:04,149 --> 00:19:06,310 - Who wants a mini soccer ball? - Me! 533 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,763 And [Gasps] 534 00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:14,325 One unlicensed "curious Jorge." 535 00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:17,521 Oh, thanks, Ava! 536 00:19:17,522 --> 00:19:21,274 Any time, pal. 537 00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,861 Yup. That's what today is all about for us. 538 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,896 Helping those in need. 539 00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:29,169 You're just eating a salad. 540 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,380 Oh, she's cute. 541 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,804 All right. Okay, somebody get me out of here! I'm panicking! 542 00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:37,306 I'm panicking. Get me out please! 543 00:19:37,307 --> 00:19:39,676 - [Clinking glass] - Hey, uh, guys? 544 00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:42,963 If I could... Um, Scott? Hit it. 545 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,264 [Eddie money's two tickets to paradise] 546 00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:45,265 I'd like to dedicate this song 547 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:46,550 to my beautiful wife Reagan, 548 00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:47,968 who tried and failed 549 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,687 to fly me to Maryland this morning. 550 00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,272 ♪ I've got two tickets to paradise ♪ 551 00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,591 aah. 552 00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:56,443 ♪ won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight ♪ 553 00:19:56,444 --> 00:20:00,030 babe, this isn't exactly paradise, but I really love 554 00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:02,616 that you attempted to make today special. 555 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,458 'Cause you did succeed in that. 556 00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:07,041 Also kisses to my beautiful daughter Amy, who thankfully 557 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,955 won't remember anything about today. 558 00:20:09,464 --> 00:20:10,774 [Laughter] 559 00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,342 Ava, you're an official member of the Brinkley family. 560 00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:14,760 Aw. 561 00:20:14,761 --> 00:20:16,046 And Scott. 562 00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:18,465 You put "bro" in "brother-in-law," buddy. 563 00:20:18,466 --> 00:20:20,083 Love you. 564 00:20:20,084 --> 00:20:22,085 Walter, you... well, you've got 1,000 island dressing 565 00:20:22,086 --> 00:20:23,144 on your face. 566 00:20:23,145 --> 00:20:24,954 Oh. 567 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:26,757 - It's all bacon bits under there. - Other side. 568 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,643 Honey. Come on, wrap it up. Everyone's hungry. 569 00:20:29,644 --> 00:20:31,728 So now in the tradition of my father 570 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,314 and my father's father before him, 571 00:20:34,315 --> 00:20:36,483 I will do the carving. 572 00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:38,018 - Whoa! - Ooh! 573 00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,319 [Cheers and applause] 574 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,412 Turkey sausage, unsliced. 575 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,456 Wouldn't have it any other way. 576 00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:45,642 - Cheers, everybody. - Cheers. 577 00:20:45,643 --> 00:20:47,081 I love most of you. [Glasses clinking] 578 00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,190 It's disgusting. 579 00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:01,858 Makes you wonder who your neighbors are. 580 00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:03,193 I mean, who would throw an entire turkey carcass 581 00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,310 in the street? 582 00:21:04,311 --> 00:21:06,313 Savages, probably. Right? 583 00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:09,940 I mean, that's no way to behave in a society. 584 00:21:09,941 --> 00:21:11,351 Come on, why do we have a neighborhood watch? 585 00:21:11,352 --> 00:21:13,441 If you see something, say something. 586 00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,071 Yeah. 587 00:21:15,072 --> 00:21:18,617 Did, uh, anybody see anything, or...? 588 00:21:18,618 --> 00:21:20,019 - Nope. - No? 589 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,711 - Damn it. - Aarrghh! 590 00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,451 Next time. We'll get 'em next time. 591 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:28,675 - They totally did it. - They are so weird.