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D'oh!
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♪ The Simpsons 24x05 ♪
Penny-Wiseguys
Original Air Date on November 18, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Diddily...
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diddily, diddily, diddily...
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Asterisk, pound sign,
at sign, exclamation point!
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Don't worry, the Holy Rollers
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are still up by one
on the Pin Pals.
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Gentlemen, prepare to meet
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your various makers, there.
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'Cause we got one last frame by
our new anchorman, Dan Gillick.
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Thank God Otto had
that psychotic break
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and quit the team.
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Is this the
Bridge to Terabithia?
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It's beautiful.
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The day my Frisbee
landed in your yard
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was the luckiest day
of my life.
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And when you threw
your son after it,
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I enjoyed meeting him, too.
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He's a good boy.
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Sorry, guys.
Emergency meeting at work.
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Oh, please, I am missing eight
birthday parties for this!
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Just granny-throw it!
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Keep my ball.
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Well, looks like
the faithful have defeated
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a hedonist, a Hindu and a...
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What are you?
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You know when your dog's
having a bad dream?
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That's who I pray to.
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Boys, I'm afraid the government
has finally caught up with me
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and my appeals are exhausted.
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Tomorrow,
I begin serving jury duty.
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That's a tough break, boss.
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Don't sign petitions
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outside the grocery store
no more!
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I felt bad for the guy,
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sitting there
at his little card table.
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Anyway, I must name
a temporary replacement.
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Your temporary don is...
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our accountant, Dan.
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Fat Tony, a word?
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How about "meringue"?
That's a great word, but...
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I'm just a numbers guy,
and the only reason
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I say "numbers guy"
instead of "Wharton MBA"
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is 'cause I want to blend in.
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I know what I'm doing.
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We are bleeding red ink,
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which is the only thing
we should not be bleeding.
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Hey, listen, everyone,
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I know a good
ice-breaking exercise.
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Let's all say something
that we are afraid of.
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For me, it's you guys.
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I'm afraid I might
kill this guy right now.
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Ring, ring.
Is that my phone?
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I think it is.
Hello?
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Yes, sweetie, it's Daddy.
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Listen, how would you feel
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if I just disappeared?
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Sad, right? Sad?
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Okay, you know what?
I'll tell the guys.
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She's crying, guys.
Cassidy is crying.
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Well, I hope you feel
proud of yourself.
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Cassidy is a girl's name now?
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I know this music.
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It was a Bugs Bunny!
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Oh, what I wouldn't give
for an anvil to fall on me.
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D'oh!
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Shh! Here comes
Lisa's solo.
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This is why
I'm a season subscriber.
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Lisa!
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When I prayed for this
concert to be over,
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I didn't mean like this!
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I did.
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Where's the school nurse?
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Here I am.
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Budget cuts.
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Lisa, I suspect you fainted
because you thought
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Justin Bieber was in
the audience.
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Well, once again, laughter
is the worst medicine.
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Young lady, you're not
getting enough iron.
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Please say it's
the vegetarianism.
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It's not the vegetarianism.
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It's a little bit
the vegetarianism.
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Lisa, if you must forgo meat,
I advise you to take
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these iron supplements.
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It's like swallowing
dollhouse furniture.
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Gentlemen,
look at what we are spending
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every month just on olive oil.
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We love our bread-dipping.
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Okay, can't touch
the bread-dipping.
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Here's what Joey the Arsonist
thinks of your spreadsheet. Heh?
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Ha-ha-ha!
This is fun.
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But you know what?
There is a cost-cutting measure
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If you put
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a horse's head in someone's bed,
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don't let the rest
of the animal go to waste.
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For the next guy,
use the horse's leg.
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Or... a couple of hooves.
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Believe me, there is
no part of a dead horse
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that's not gonna scare someone.
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Okay, good stopping point.
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Aah!
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Okay...
Was that real?
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A kid's never lonely
when he has bologna.
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Except me.
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You're that Simpson
kid, Bart, right?
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Lisa.
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I just see mouths.
Can't handle the iron pills?
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All day I have vitamin burps.
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Try this-- it's
what keeps me young.
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Mmm, tasty.
Love the texture.
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What is it?
Beetle mush.
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But I'm a vegetarian!
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So am I. Lots of committed
vegetarians eat insects.
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- Really?
- Get real.
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There's bug parts
in peanut butter.
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And every year,
the average American eats
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eight spiders in his sleep.
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It's all here in this book.
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This is such a big step.
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Better decide soon, kid.
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The union said I can't talk
to a student this long.
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Mmm, that is good grub.
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But I promised Paul McCartney
I wouldn't eat meat.
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And I promised Paul McCartney
I wouldn't sleep with John.
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So, you're saying you'd
rather do the prettiest dude
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in the world
than the ugliest broad?
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Absolutely.
But how did we get here
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from discussing
Aristotle's Poetics?
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Well, well,
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if it isn't Mr. Work
Comes Before Bowling.
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I am turning my back
because I can't stand
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to look you in the face.
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Ooh!
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You.
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Part of my new rice wine promotion.
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So, now you think you can
just waltz in here
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and buy everybody a beer?
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I didn't say that I...
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Too late.
I already poured.
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Oh, sorry, guys.
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I got the kind of job that
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you just can't play hooky from.
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Well, I have no idea what
you do or who you work with,
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but I am sure if you put
your foot down on their throats
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and grind until
you hear a crunch,
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they'll sit up straight.
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Really? You're
sure about this?
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Oh, hey, listen, I learned
a lot about human nature
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by watching things
through secret cameras.
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Uh-huh.
All right, then. Okay.
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We'll see about
that bread-dipping.
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Thank you. Thank you
for giving me an attitude.
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Thank you for
giving me an edge.
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Or maybe it's groveling
that works.
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Hmm. Eh, six of one.
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Attention, Gourmands
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of All Things Creepy
and Crawly.
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Please welcome long-time
squisher, first-time eater,
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Lisa Simpson.
Delighted.
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Hey, waiter,
there's no fly in my soup.
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Sorry.
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Little more.
Little more.
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Perfect.
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Just-a once, why can't
they go to Applebee's?
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Okay, fellas.
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This time, why don't
I do the cutting?
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What are you doing?
I talk with that hand.
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Well, you're gonna lose it
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if you keep charging
your manicures to us.
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If you don't like it,
tough tortellini!
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And while we're at it,
no more tortellini!
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I'm dominating you!
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Anyone got a problem? Huh?!
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- Kenny the Problem?
- I'm good.
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What's this I hear
about no more tortellini?
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Only for Christmas and funerals.
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No, please, please,
I need-a the money.
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She's-a pay for my-- how
you say?-- English lessons.
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My name-a Luigi.
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I live at a-one, a-two,
a-three, Main-a Street.
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So, if I'm growing
grasshoppers to eat,
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am I farmer or a rancher?
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There are going to be a lot
of heated blogs on this topic.
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Lisa, dinnertime!
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Lisa eats bugs!
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Bart! This is America.
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Anyone can eat what they want
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as long as they eat too much.
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Lisa, would you
like some shrimp?
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Hmm.
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You know... shrimp aren't all
that removed from grasshoppers.
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They're both arthropods.
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Oh, you did that to help me out.
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Not sure what
your motivation for that is.
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Lunch break.
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Make this quick.
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I finally got
a chair by the window.
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I'm afraid the little
Bulgarian lady will take it.
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Bottom line, Tone,
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I cut expenses 12%.
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As my more ruthless cousin
on Wall Street would say,
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cut another 12.
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But the only other cuts left
are personnel.
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There are redundancies.
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Like Shotgun Pete,
Shotgun Mike,
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Ronnie the Rifle,
Shotgun the Rifle...
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All good men, but some must go.
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I agree.
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I will announce the layoffs.
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Welcome to the dole, boys.
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You jedrool, in our business,
you don't lay them off,
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you lay them out.
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Right.
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What?
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy, you mean, kill them?
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I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to shout.
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Damn, she eats a quick lunch.
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Got to go.
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Nice breeze, huh?
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You have breasts like woman,
but cannot give suck.
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Quit saying that!
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Get along, little buggies.
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If I may, just one question.
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Why are you eating us?
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You don't feel any pain.
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Wha...?!
Who told you that?
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Um... I just assumed.
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This is what you've
been dipping in chocolate.
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Nooo!
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I'm afraid sooo!
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Nooo!
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Sooo!
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Oh, thank God.
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Just a dream.
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I've been meat-walking.
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Bart, I can't eat bugs anymore.
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Please, please
take my grasshoppers
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as far away as you can
and release them into the wild.
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Okay, but when I grow up
and I'm living on your couch,
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and I drink all your booze,
and sell your jewelry,
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you got to be cool.
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I'll be cool.
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But I will not be sharing
my mini-fridge with Homer.
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He's there too?
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Almost...
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Eh, free is free.
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He wants me to kill them!
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Sorry, sorry.
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- First of all, hi.
- Hi, Dan.
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Secondly, remember when
you asked who I worked for
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and I wouldn't say
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I'm a mob boss.
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I'm running Fat Tony's gang
while he's on jury duty.
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Doodie.
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- Homer, that's not the shocking part.
- Oh?
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00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,877
He wants me to kill
a bunch of guys.
259
00:13:18,902 --> 00:13:20,464
I've got a gun.
Look.
260
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,779
Oh, my God!
261
00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:23,763
- You want me to help you escape?
- No!
262
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,915
I want you to stop me
from doing it.
263
00:13:25,941 --> 00:13:28,479
You wha...?!
I want to do it, Homer.
264
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,371
It's the ultimate
business model.
265
00:13:30,405 --> 00:13:32,399
In my business,
I try not to be seen.
266
00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:34,417
I'm scary good at it.
267
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:36,619
- Homer!
- Mmm.
268
00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:37,806
Everything's led to this.
269
00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:39,097
I remember, the first time
270
00:13:39,131 --> 00:13:41,659
I fired someone
face-to-face, I cried.
271
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,665
I cried.
272
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,540
Saved the tear.
273
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:45,397
Please stop.
274
00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,399
I just wanted my Frisbee back
from your yard.
275
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,835
They fired me
for not being tough.
276
00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:52,585
I had learned that
in order to succeed,
277
00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:55,016
you must disregard
the dangerous distraction
278
00:13:55,066 --> 00:13:57,244
of being human.
279
00:13:57,349 --> 00:13:58,743
And it brought me here.
280
00:13:58,784 --> 00:14:02,063
You scratch a businessman and
you get a coldblooded killer.
281
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,655
Well, I've been scratched!
282
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:10,842
This is how I get out
of doing the dishes.
283
00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:18,354
Come on, buddy, why would
you want to be a murderer?
284
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,360
I don't know.
285
00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:22,246
My training, this
opportunity, it's like...
286
00:14:22,284 --> 00:14:23,271
A perfect storm?
287
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,338
I hate that expression!
288
00:14:25,392 --> 00:14:26,642
So overused!
289
00:14:26,684 --> 00:14:28,568
Okay, I don't... I don't
know why I said it.
290
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:30,221
I was scared.
I needed a response.
291
00:14:30,246 --> 00:14:31,527
It was a perfect storm!
292
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,452
Say something original!
293
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:39,021
Uh, Greek thing, uh,
grand b-banana of...
294
00:14:39,055 --> 00:14:43,125
far-na... of f-forever
thing, bleeks blah-blah,
295
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,891
a comma... a com...
296
00:14:44,942 --> 00:14:48,011
a commonality beret burrito.
297
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,271
Oh, it looks like
a kidnapping in progress, Chief.
298
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,967
You always frame everything
299
00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:54,036
in the worst possible light.
300
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:57,139
Chief, can I ask-- why do you
want to be a policeman?
301
00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:59,039
Adrenaline junkie.
302
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,348
My dad used to tie me up when
the ice cream truck went by.
303
00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:03,987
And now there's
no amount of ice cream
304
00:15:04,018 --> 00:15:06,250
that will make me feel full,
so this should work.
305
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,471
- Yeah.
- That's right.
306
00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,958
Tie them tighter.
Mmm!
307
00:15:09,002 --> 00:15:10,948
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that burns.
308
00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:13,667
Could you please not sound
like you like it so much?
309
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,290
Sorry.
310
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,964
I'm into a lot of weird stuff.
311
00:15:17,002 --> 00:15:19,020
Now stay down here
and I'll be back
312
00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:20,605
every hour with food.
313
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,058
And every six hours
with food for you.
314
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,020
Thanks, man.
'Preciate it!
315
00:15:26,427 --> 00:15:28,940
Ah, look.
I have company.
316
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,041
Hello.
317
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:32,352
Hello to you and your friend.
318
00:15:32,471 --> 00:15:33,771
It's a party.
319
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:43,531
I'm going to call you Buggy,
320
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,799
and I'll call you--
please don't go in my mouth.
321
00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,976
All right, you can go
in my mouth.
322
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,185
Just don't lay egg...
323
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:54,860
We now return to AFI Presents
324
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:57,411
The 100 Greatest Movie Screams.
325
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,322
Number 60,
from Teen Wolf Too...
326
00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,323
Classic.
327
00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:07,667
Someone must be
watching on another TV.
328
00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:10,164
The bug!
329
00:16:10,214 --> 00:16:13,331
I really think that's
coming from our house.
330
00:16:13,388 --> 00:16:15,211
Will you stop saying things
331
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:17,186
that'll make me
have to do something?
332
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:19,293
Next, we've got three screams
333
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,806
from Scream 3.
334
00:16:24,177 --> 00:16:27,252
That was four screams.
Stupid AFI.
335
00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:31,007
Boy, never go into their
directors training program.
336
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:32,922
How about the Disney
Minority Program?
337
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:34,697
Now, how would you
qualify for that?
338
00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:36,237
I'm the son of an oaf.
339
00:16:36,323 --> 00:16:38,057
Have fun getting coffee
340
00:16:38,091 --> 00:16:40,459
for Roy Disney the Third.
341
00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,797
Dinnertime.
342
00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:44,115
I know you're hungry.
343
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:46,568
I can hear you rubbing
your legs together and...
344
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:48,563
Oh, my God!
345
00:16:50,656 --> 00:16:52,677
I never thought Homer Simpson
346
00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,500
would be a part
of the Day of the Locust.
347
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,752
Thanks.
348
00:16:57,013 --> 00:16:59,374
Now, turn around and
get on your knees.
349
00:16:59,447 --> 00:17:01,732
Are you gonna shoot me
in the back of the head?
350
00:17:01,817 --> 00:17:04,036
No, I just know it takes you
so long to get up
351
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,922
I'll have plenty
of time to escape.
352
00:17:14,307 --> 00:17:16,743
I'll fix that later.
353
00:17:25,439 --> 00:17:28,474
Your Honor, we have
reached a verdict.
354
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:33,969
Johnny Tightlips.
355
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:35,063
Give me one reason
356
00:17:35,081 --> 00:17:37,116
why I shouldn't
kill you right now.
357
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:39,721
There's a great one, but you'll
never get it out of me.
358
00:17:39,798 --> 00:17:43,161
On vacation, he digs
wells in Darfur!
359
00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:44,275
Damn it!
360
00:17:44,742 --> 00:17:46,642
We find the defendant...
361
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,469
And now it's time
for Final Jeopardy.
362
00:17:48,493 --> 00:17:50,508
Pay attention, players.
The category is...
363
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,745
You think you're
so smart, Alex Trebek.
364
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:55,568
I remember when you
were Alphonse Trebagoogoo.
365
00:17:56,422 --> 00:17:57,239
Stop!
366
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,110
Make me!
367
00:17:59,529 --> 00:18:00,829
Come on!
368
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,602
You said we were gonna
see somebody get shot.
369
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,374
...not guilty.
370
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,754
I'll have your money
in an hour.
371
00:18:15,185 --> 00:18:16,553
Dan!
372
00:18:16,587 --> 00:18:18,287
How do you keep finding me?
373
00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,967
You really should tweet less.
374
00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:21,417
But everyone deserves to know
375
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:22,860
what I'm thinking all the time.
376
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,928
Just listen, if you
kill those guys,
377
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,664
you'll be as bad as they are.
378
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:27,662
I don't think so.
379
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,025
They've killed a lot of people,
380
00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:30,638
and they tell their wives
they're working,
381
00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:32,305
but they're really
just hanging out.
382
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:36,225
Look, just give me the gun
before you hurt somebody.
383
00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:38,346
Give it to me.
384
00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:47,081
Oh, I can't kill you.
385
00:18:47,621 --> 00:18:49,772
I knew you were weak.
386
00:18:49,797 --> 00:18:51,777
If you think I'm so weak,
give me back the gun.
387
00:18:51,802 --> 00:18:52,833
You are weak, but no.
388
00:18:52,851 --> 00:18:54,279
Let's see how weak I am
with the gun.
389
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:55,640
- No, I don't want to.
Give me the gun.
390
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,409
I don't want to see it.
391
00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:58,225
You're making my mad and
I want to shoot you now.
392
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,100
I don't have to see it.
393
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,130
Huh?!
394
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:02,037
- Give it to me!
- I can imagine it.
395
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,308
- Give me the gun.
- No.
396
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:05,130
Come on, weakling,
get it from me.
397
00:19:05,164 --> 00:19:07,255
I'm not... You want...
I'm not weak with the gun.
398
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:09,361
Yeah, well, yeah,
but see who's got it now.
399
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:10,404
When I have a gun,
400
00:19:10,429 --> 00:19:12,473
- I'm not weak at all.
- Yeah, well, you ain't so...
401
00:19:14,504 --> 00:19:16,772
Clean-up on aisle me.
402
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,178
Okay, Mom,
I think that's far enough.
403
00:19:26,352 --> 00:19:30,128
Finally, a place where you
can spread your wings and hop.
404
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:41,889
We're free!
405
00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,773
No, no, I'm still
gonna figure this out.
406
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:45,360
There was a corner here.
407
00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:46,064
David...
408
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,668
Damn it, Judy,
let me have this!
409
00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:51,279
So, Tone, you're
sure you didn't
410
00:19:51,304 --> 00:19:53,651
order those fiduciary-
related whacks?
411
00:19:53,712 --> 00:19:56,680
The important thing is
we have severely cut costs
412
00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:59,883
by reducing the number
of our guns to one.
413
00:19:59,918 --> 00:20:01,393
And I have it.
414
00:20:01,503 --> 00:20:03,331
Any further questions?
415
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,937
- Can I have the gun?
- No.
416
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,071
What happened to our
friend Mr. Gillick?
417
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,128
I don't know.
418
00:20:08,171 --> 00:20:10,739
But once your finger has felt
the itch of a trigger,
419
00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:14,811
there is no relief till
said trigger has been squeezed.
420
00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:17,582
Sometimes late in life
you find your calling.
421
00:20:17,786 --> 00:20:21,045
The heft of the gun,
the trigger in your hand...
422
00:20:21,104 --> 00:20:22,565
Can you hurry this up, please?
423
00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:24,440
My daughter's got
cheerleading practice.
424
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,953
Oh, I-I can go fast.
425
00:20:27,014 --> 00:20:28,415
Ba-da boom!
426
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,114
Could you please not do that?
427
00:20:30,183 --> 00:20:32,039
Is there some kind
of problem here?
428
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:34,525
And if not, can you
do my belly button?
429
00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:37,180
Need some place to hang
my badge at the sauna.
430
00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:43,674
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
431
00:21:24,018 --> 00:21:25,457
Shh!