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We're in a perpetual
state of transformation,
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a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly,
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thanks to a biological
process known as metamorphosis.
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And George was in the middle
of a transformation of his own
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thanks to a biological process
known as dating Dallas royce.
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Oh, George, look at you,
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emerging from that dressing room
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like some kind of beautiful butterfly.
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You know, I never thought
I could pull the whole
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shoulder-draping sweater thing off, but...
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I do.
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I pull it off.
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And by moving the plaid
from up top to down low,
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you're creating visual
intrigue near your quads.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah. That's... (Laughs)
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- I love it.
- Really, George?
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'Cause I don't want you
to say you like something
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just 'cause I like it.
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I want you to be happy.
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I... I am happy.
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I'm happy because you're happy.
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(Sighs)
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He is my snipes in shining armor, y'all.
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George and Dallas' relationship was on
cruise control... (School bell rings)
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But Lisa and Malik's had
flipped over the divider
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into oncoming traffic
and caused a 4-car pileup.
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Their breakup was messy.
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Lisa...
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You're... looking well.
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You... you going to French?
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Whether I'm headed to French
or into another man's arms
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is none of your business.
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My class schedule and personal whereabouts
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are no longer your concern.
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So I guess you don't wanna talk
about getting back together?
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The only thing I wanna talk
about is the safe return
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of the scrunchies I left
in your mother's car.
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There was a cheetah print.
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A cheetah print?
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A messy breakup posed no threat
to my relationship, luckily.
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My tablet and I were still
in the honeymoon stage,
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and let me tell you,
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the two of us were made for each other.
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My tablet made me laugh... (Laughs)
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(Laughter)
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Made me cry.
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And the two of us...
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we didn't play games with each other,
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unless you count "Frogger."
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(Tablet beeping)
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(Water spraying)
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Hey, Sheila.
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Excuse me?
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Do I look like a Sheila to you?
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Well, yeah, you do, kinda.
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Really?
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Is it the garden clogs? It's
the garden clogs, isn't it?
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Or the sun hat.
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Okay, but let me tell you something.
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There is not an anti-aging
cream on the market
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that does what a
wide-brimmed sun hat can do.
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You take heed, Tessa.
Your skin is awfully fair.
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- Okay. I'll take heed, George.
- Mm-hmm.
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Can I have that back, please?
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Thank you.
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Now if you need me,
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I will be spending my weekend
in bed with a scary old man.
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Edgar Allan Poe.
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You know, you could've just
said you were gonna go read.
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Howdy.
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(Under breath) Jx5213.
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Jx5213. Jx5213.
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(Raised voice) What can I do
for you? (Under breath) Jx5213.
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(Loudly) Can I help you with something?
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(Under breath) Jx5213.
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Okay. You looking to get wet today, son?
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You pulled down the
wrong cul-de-sac, girl.
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What you got?
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What you got?
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I got... I got two kids!
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(Man) George.
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Theo. Cyrus.
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Hey there, Georgie.
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(Laughs) George. That was priceless, buddy.
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You ran like a scared little rabbit.
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I thought you were gonna slip
and fall on your trowel there.
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Okay, well, that... that...
that's a pruning snip...
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- Mm.
- So joke's on you.
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What the heck you guys doing in Chatswin?
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We're putting in a bid for
that big job up in Scarsdale.
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They're adding a concert hall
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to that performing arts
building they put up there.
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Yeah. Gonna be a huge job,
Georgie, just a huge job.
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That sounds huge.
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No, it is, George. It's huge.
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Anyway, Theo remembered that
you moved to Chatswin, and, uh,
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since we were so close,
we decided to look you up.
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Oh.
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Honestly, I hardly recognized you, George.
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You're looking very suburban, bro.
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(Sheila) Yoo-hoo! George! Yoo-hoo!
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Why don't we head inside and
crack open a cold one, huh?
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We're twins today, George!
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Twinsies!
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Well, I might expect the cold
shoulder from other people,
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but I did not see that
coming from my twinsie.
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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(Alih Jay) * last night I
had a pleasant nightmare *
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♪ da-da-da-da, da, da, da, da ♪
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(Knock on door)
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(Crunches) Estoy ocupada, Jorge.
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(Lisa) Tessa? I... I'm sorry.
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I don't speak Spanish. Are you in there?
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Hey, Lisa.
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Hey there, B.F.F.
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Is this a B.T.F.Y.?
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Bad time for you?
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Uh, no.
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I was just enjoying some alone time...
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(Tablet thuds) alone.
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Great. Since I'm now a
totally independent woman
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who doesn't rely on a man
for emotional stability,
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I thought I'd fill every
second of my newfound freedom
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by spending time with you.
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Girl time.
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What's with the trunk?
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Oh, this is my sleepover trunk.
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It has all of my sleepover essentials.
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Go ahead. Pop the hood.
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(Clears throat)
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(Latches click)
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Yes. Scrapbooking supplies,
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airbrushing supplies,
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tie-dying supplies.
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What is...
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- This?
- Oh, that, my friend,
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is what I like to call
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the piece de re-fish-tance.
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A dead fish?
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A dead friendship fish.
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Oh, I see. And is that a freshwater...
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I caught it for us, Tessa,
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in Friendship Lake, while I
was at macrame camp this summer.
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Local camp legend says
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that if two people partake
in the same friendship fish,
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then they'll be friends forever.
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What do you mean by "partake"?
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Aha! It's your lucky day, gents!
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I didn't want to make any
promises I couldn't keep,
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but ta-da! Diet grapefruit
spritzers. (Bottles clink)
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Truth is,
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just as refreshing as regular spritzers,
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zero calories.
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(Laughs) Forget it.
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(Fizzes) No-brainer.
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(Cap clatters)
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Mmm!
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It's lively.
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So, George, what have you been
up to since you left the firm?
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You know, other than taking
care of your two kids.
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Uh, well, a... actually,
it's... it's just the one.
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I thought you guys were gonna kill me
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and that you'd be more
sympathetic if I had two kids.
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You know, "I've got two kids!"
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Could you shoot?
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I... I couldn't.
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Anyway, what have I been up to?
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Uh...
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Oh. Installed a handful of,
uh, skylights around town.
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Installed the hell out of 'em. (Laughs)
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In fact... it's kinda
funny... people around here,
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uh, started calling me
the skylight king. (Laughs)
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That's not funny.
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- Hmm?
- I'd kick someone's ass if they called me that.
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Yeah. No, I did.
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I kicked everybody's asses, then I went off
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and did some other nonskylight...
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related things. Would you mind?
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(Laughs) Okay, I am bugging
out right now, George.
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You're like a different person.
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Suburban life has really domesticated you.
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I mean, it's like he's a real housewife
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of Chatswin county. (Laughs)
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Don't be silly.
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Chatswin's not a county. (Timer dings)
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Look, there might be some
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surface differences between
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New York George and Chatswin George,
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but down deep inside,
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I am the same old guy.
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(Chuckles)
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(Camera shutter clicks)
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Oh, come on! These are slice and bake,
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just like any tough guy
from New York would make.
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(Sighs) Whew. Uh, wow.
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Speaking of that, man... you know what?
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We gotta hit the road.
Yeah, we got that, uh...
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Okay. Hey. Come on.
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G... guys, all right, you know what?
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Screw these scrumptious, flaky,
piping hot pastries. (Pastries thud)
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(Pan clatters) Let's go
grab some real grub, huh?
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Some burgers and gin
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and some kind of real edgy dessert.
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You know, some kinda chocolate volcano...
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just goes straight to
your taste buds and...
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(Imitates explosion)
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(Chuckles)
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While George was trying to
rekindle an old friendship,
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my B.F.F. was demanding
my undivided attention.
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Are you sure this is fit for consumption?
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Fit for consumption?
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It's been smoking for the
past month in my closet.
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(Lisa) I borrowed my dad's electric smoker.
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He bought it from an in-flight magazine.
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Um, before we dig in,
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maybe we should, um...
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work up an appetite first.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I doubt it.
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(Tessa) What she was thinking was
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two and half hours of arts and crafts
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that started with airbrushing t-shirts
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and ended with watermelon helmets.
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The evening couldn't get any worse.
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Okay, now you want to sing
"Friends" by Bette Midler
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or "One True Friend" by Bette Midler?
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Uh, you know what, Lisa?
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I'm actually feeling
kind of... (Yawns) tired.
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(Yawns) I mean, what time is it?
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It's already...
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6:45.
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You're low blood sugar,
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which means it's time
for the you-know-what.
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Ye old fish of friends.
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- Doesn't it look delicious?
- Hmm...
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Actually, you know what?
You deserve the first bite.
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In fact, I'll just feed it to you.
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(Doorbell rings) Doorbell! (Thud)
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You know, when I first moved
here, it was hard, I'll admit.
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Coming from Manhattan, it was
total culture shock, you know?
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I'll bet.
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But I've actually met some
pretty genuine people here.
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Hey, Georgie boy, what's the skinny?
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What is happening-a-ling-a-ding-dong?
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What... what's going on? What is this?
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(Imitates New York accent) Well, we
heard your New York friends were in town,
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so we thought we would bada bing
and that we would fuhgeddaboudit!
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(Laughs)
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Do you... do you know these clowns?
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Uh, yes. Actually, this
is my neighbor Fred.
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Vinnie Boombatz,
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but folks around here call me "Cha-Cha"
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on account of me being the
best dancer in Chatswin.
255
00:09:38,526 --> 00:09:39,640
(Comb clicks) Dig?
256
00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,648
- Pardon us.
- (Theo) Mm.
257
00:09:42,768 --> 00:09:43,925
Guys?
258
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:46,715
What... what has gotten into you two?
259
00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:48,192
Look, we just wanted to show your friends
260
00:09:48,198 --> 00:09:50,444
how cool us Chatswinelenos could be,
261
00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:52,265
and for some reason,
Fred thought that meant
262
00:09:52,277 --> 00:09:54,155
dressing up like a 1950s greaser.
263
00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:56,551
I'll have you know that
Vinnie Boombatz was a hit
264
00:09:56,576 --> 00:09:58,478
at last year's "Grease"
-themed fund-raiser...
265
00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:00,568
(Imitates Fonzie) For cystic fibrosis.
266
00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:03,021
We just didn't want you to
be embarrassed of us, George.
267
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:03,966
I'm... I'm sorry.
268
00:10:03,972 --> 00:10:06,950
You did or you didn't
want me to be embarrassed?
269
00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:09,834
Didn't. Didn't. I...
270
00:10:09,872 --> 00:10:11,705
Yikes. (Laughs)
271
00:10:11,825 --> 00:10:13,463
Dude, I know you're counting down the days
272
00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:14,814
until Tessa turns 18.
273
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,491
I mean, once she leaves,
you ain't got nothing
274
00:10:16,472 --> 00:10:18,380
keeping you here with Vinnie Boombatz.
275
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,083
Ayy!
276
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,022
Well, a... actually, I think...
277
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:23,605
- I mean, the burgers are okay...
- Mm.
278
00:10:23,611 --> 00:10:25,757
But this place is full of phonies.
279
00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:28,478
Fake nose, fake boobs,
280
00:10:28,598 --> 00:10:30,455
fake tan, fake hair...
281
00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,707
No, I know. Tell me about it.
282
00:10:31,701 --> 00:10:33,897
- And all on one chick.
- Yeah.
283
00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:35,080
Oh. That chick.
284
00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:36,775
(Dallas) Oh!
285
00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,596
Well, hiya, hunk.
286
00:10:38,631 --> 00:10:39,716
Hi. Mm.
287
00:10:39,732 --> 00:10:41,624
Guys, this is Dallas, my girlfriend.
288
00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,064
- Dallas, this is Theo and Cyrus.
- Hi.
289
00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,170
We used to work together. Hey.
290
00:10:46,198 --> 00:10:49,082
It's just super, super-duper,
291
00:10:49,095 --> 00:10:51,222
meeting some of George's New York friends.
292
00:10:51,342 --> 00:10:53,775
In fact, this might be a double duper,
293
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:56,214
which would make it
super-super-duper-duper.
294
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:57,873
(George) Yeah.
295
00:10:57,993 --> 00:11:01,014
Well, okay, sweetheart,
um, I'm a little worried
296
00:11:01,014 --> 00:11:02,490
they're gonna run out of
the chocolate volcanoes.
297
00:11:02,515 --> 00:11:04,711
- Would you...
- Ooh! Good call.
298
00:11:04,749 --> 00:11:05,956
I'm on it, cuz.
299
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:08,027
(Whispers) Manhattan... I love it.
300
00:11:08,611 --> 00:11:10,012
(Chuckles)
301
00:11:10,063 --> 00:11:12,820
Well, she...
302
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,129
is just super, George.
303
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:16,768
Mm. No. No. (Imitates Dallas) Super-duper.
304
00:11:16,812 --> 00:11:19,302
Okay, so you guys are kidding, but she is.
305
00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:20,472
I don't get it.
306
00:11:20,466 --> 00:11:23,231
Are... are you dating
her, like, ironically or...
307
00:11:23,238 --> 00:11:26,922
No. Or... or are you writing some
kind of a long-form humor essay?
308
00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:29,618
Okay, look, you can make
fun of my Crescent rolls
309
00:11:29,612 --> 00:11:31,470
a-and my gardening implements
310
00:11:31,506 --> 00:11:32,854
and even Vinnie Boombatz...
311
00:11:32,879 --> 00:11:35,093
- (Fred) Ayy!
- But that woman is warm,
312
00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,251
and she is kind,
313
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,297
and she will do anything for
the people she cares about.
314
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:40,795
You guys have been in Chatswin,
what, all of three hours?
315
00:11:40,915 --> 00:11:43,417
And... and you have everyone
here pegged. You know what?
316
00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:46,762
Why don't you just head back
to midtown, where you came from?
317
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:50,290
(Theo) Well, good luck with
everything, skylight king.
318
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:53,530
And, hey, if we need a sellout
to, uh, put in a roof window,
319
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:54,575
we'll give you a call.
320
00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,784
Oh, really? R... a roof window? (Chuckles)
321
00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:59,361
(Singsongy) Yeah, because
that's all they are.
322
00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:00,250
Boom.
323
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,889
(Gasps) Oh!
324
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:09,240
(Laughs) Wow!
325
00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:11,612
As far as I am concerned,
326
00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:14,878
nobody exaggerates and distorts the essence
327
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:18,432
of any person, animal, or object
quite like old Charlie here.
328
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,745
I have to go to the bathroom.
329
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,691
Oh, perfect, because I
actually wanted Charlie
330
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,136
to do a couple of candid shots,
331
00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:24,562
like maybe I could be in the background,
332
00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:25,576
shaving my legs.
333
00:12:25,582 --> 00:12:28,448
No. Lisa, this is something
that I have to do alone.
334
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,622
(Deep voice) Uh, hello, Mrs. Shay.
335
00:12:34,742 --> 00:12:36,893
This is...
336
00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:39,846
Fire Inspector...
337
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,198
Charmin.
338
00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:46,711
Well, we have received a report
339
00:12:46,831 --> 00:12:50,153
about a possible safety hazard.
340
00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:51,780
I'm so sorry, Tessa.
(Siren wailing in distance)
341
00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:53,663
I know how much this night meant to you!
342
00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:56,028
Part of me felt bad for ratting out Lisa...
343
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:58,274
Come here, sexy.
344
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:00,325
But most of me just wanted
345
00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:02,627
to get back to the main man in my life.
346
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,262
Those guys don't take me seriously.
347
00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,689
Oop. Sorry, baby.
348
00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,185
I got chocolate sauce on your head.
349
00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:13,226
Let me tell you something.
I went to college with Theo.
350
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,109
I'm twice the architect he is,
351
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,706
and Cyrus is, like, the
least creative dude I know.
352
00:13:18,551 --> 00:13:20,020
(Mouth full) Then why don't you just
353
00:13:20,203 --> 00:13:21,568
out-whatever those losers
354
00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:23,572
on whatever it is they're whatever-ing?
355
00:13:23,606 --> 00:13:25,170
What do you mean?
356
00:13:25,642 --> 00:13:26,721
Undercut their bid
357
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,611
on the Scarsdale performing
arts center addition
358
00:13:28,617 --> 00:13:30,563
by presenting something
more cost-effective
359
00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,570
but equally striking aesthetically?
360
00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:35,054
Yeah, George. That's what I said.
361
00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:40,266
(Heart beating)
362
00:13:42,406 --> 00:13:44,533
(Ghostly male voice) Tessa.
363
00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:48,030
Hello?
364
00:13:48,499 --> 00:13:50,658
Tessa.
365
00:13:50,778 --> 00:13:53,530
(Heart continues beating)
366
00:13:59,111 --> 00:14:01,389
(Creaks)
367
00:14:01,811 --> 00:14:04,629
Friendship, Tessa.
368
00:14:04,648 --> 00:14:06,275
I gave my life for it,
369
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:08,915
and you threw it back!
370
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,554
Aah!
371
00:14:10,573 --> 00:14:11,904
Aah! (Cackling)
372
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,221
(Gasps)
373
00:14:16,785 --> 00:14:18,919
(Tessa) At that moment,
I realized two things...
374
00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:21,515
one... my relationship with electronics
375
00:14:21,522 --> 00:14:23,749
was overshadowing my
relationship with Lisa.
376
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:28,203
And two... I was reading way too much Poe.
377
00:14:38,490 --> 00:14:39,303
You know, George...
378
00:14:39,322 --> 00:14:41,774
I'm no expert on the subject,
but from where I stand,
379
00:14:41,787 --> 00:14:44,365
you are architecturing the
hell out of those designs.
380
00:14:44,396 --> 00:14:45,428
(Laughs)
381
00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:48,244
Oh. Just triple the
number of ladies' rooms,
382
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,052
and you've got yourself a winner.
383
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:56,203
The next morning, I decided to take
the fish's advice... (Clattering)
384
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:57,935
And make things right with Lisa.
385
00:14:57,954 --> 00:14:59,406
I'm not home.
386
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,064
Hey.
387
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,835
What is with the outfit?
388
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:06,050
Got sentenced to roadside
cleanup after my mom found out
389
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:08,591
about the unlicensed smoker in my closet.
390
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,355
About that...
391
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:12,864
I'm sorry.
392
00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:14,310
Oh, it's not your fault.
393
00:15:14,303 --> 00:15:17,388
If Fire Inspector Charmin hadn't
been so damn good at his job...
394
00:15:17,401 --> 00:15:19,860
No, that's me. I'm Fire Inspector Charmin.
395
00:15:21,242 --> 00:15:22,650
I'm the one who ratted you out.
396
00:15:23,207 --> 00:15:25,115
I'm so sorry, Lisa.
397
00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:28,699
I just didn't want to sing
any more Bette Midler songs.
398
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,295
What?
399
00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:32,291
I don't understand.
400
00:15:32,535 --> 00:15:33,780
The divine Miss M. Has
401
00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:35,995
cornered the market on
songs about friendship.
402
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:37,715
Ask anybody who's ever had a friend.
403
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:39,667
Look, Lisa,
404
00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:41,462
ever since you and Malik hooked up,
405
00:15:41,512 --> 00:15:43,646
you and I have been spending
a lot less time together,
406
00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:45,197
and I'm not mad.
407
00:15:45,373 --> 00:15:46,962
I'm not mad,
408
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,601
but I adapted.
409
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,828
I started my own relationship.
410
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,868
You got a lot of nerve showing
up here with that e-reader.
411
00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,962
It's a tablet, Lisa.
412
00:15:59,989 --> 00:16:02,848
A really versatile tablet,
413
00:16:03,054 --> 00:16:05,008
with a full-sized U.S.B. port
414
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,312
and an integrated kickstand,
415
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,292
and a really sizable hard drive.
416
00:16:10,817 --> 00:16:11,901
I get it.
417
00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:15,079
I mean, it was there for you when I wasn't,
418
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:17,983
and unlike me, it doesn't just show up
419
00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:20,029
when its boyfriend is out of town.
420
00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:23,508
I'm really happy for you guys.
421
00:16:25,034 --> 00:16:26,754
You look really cute together.
422
00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:28,875
So if you'll excuse me,
423
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,553
I have to go pick up tampon
applicators in the park.
424
00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:34,844
Lisa, wait.
425
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,510
There is one thing this tablet can't do.
426
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:40,869
Pick up tampon applicators in the park?
427
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,609
Okay, two things.
428
00:16:45,562 --> 00:16:47,933
It can't eat friendship
fish with its best friend.
429
00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,282
Well, not this generation, anyway.
430
00:16:52,651 --> 00:16:53,952
Friends forever.
431
00:16:54,678 --> 00:16:56,467
Friends forever.
432
00:16:59,527 --> 00:17:01,842
(Mouth full) Wow. That is smoky.
433
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:04,226
Mmm! That is super smoky.
434
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,327
Mm-hmm.
435
00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:06,847
But not bad.
436
00:17:07,022 --> 00:17:08,780
You can taste the friendship.
437
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:10,832
(Laughs)
438
00:17:10,952 --> 00:17:12,177
(Laughs)
439
00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,347
(Man) Let's go! Let's go!
440
00:17:13,391 --> 00:17:16,463
What did this to you?
What... what did you ingest?
441
00:17:16,688 --> 00:17:18,058
(Strained voice) Friendship.
442
00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:19,666
(Vomits)
443
00:17:26,899 --> 00:17:28,626
Tessa, I'm so sorry.
444
00:17:28,939 --> 00:17:32,392
Apparently, you're only supposed
to smoke fish for four hours,
445
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,939
not four weeks.
446
00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:37,691
It was an innocent mistake, Lisa.
447
00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,294
Why didn't you get sick?
448
00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,396
Oh, we Shays have iron stomachs.
449
00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:44,054
It's our bodies' way of compensating
450
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:45,906
for our diminished sense of taste.
451
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:49,860
We still can't get a hold of your dad,
452
00:17:49,929 --> 00:17:53,113
and unfortunately, we
won't be able to release you
453
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:55,647
until a family member
signs your discharge papers.
454
00:17:56,548 --> 00:17:58,675
You're sure there's no
one else we can call?
455
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:04,456
And finally, a columned subsidiary space
456
00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:06,777
alongside the body of the main building
457
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:08,692
would lead from the atrium...
458
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,700
to the concert hall.
459
00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:11,857
Well done, Mr. Altman.
460
00:18:11,851 --> 00:18:13,134
You've really opened up the space
461
00:18:13,146 --> 00:18:14,673
with your use of skylights.
462
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,351
And I, for one, appreciate
the abundance of ladies' rooms.
463
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,347
Oh, thank you. That... that happens to be
464
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,299
my beautiful associate's idea.
465
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,846
Along with the bedazzled borders.
466
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:27,606
It's amazing how some glue
and a few crappy plastic beads
467
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:29,458
can really class up any project.
468
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:32,211
- Oh, it's true. It's true.
- Mm.
469
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:38,142
(Imitates gunshot)
470
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:40,838
(Blows air)
471
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,498
Oh, shoot.
472
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,425
Tessa? Hey.
473
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,439
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I didn't get your messages.
474
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:55,429
Are you okay? What happened? Are you okay?
475
00:18:55,441 --> 00:18:57,425
For the love of God, would
you tell me if you're okay?
476
00:18:57,545 --> 00:18:58,826
I'm okay, George.
477
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,934
Okay. (Exhales)
478
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,017
I just had a mild deadly
case of food poisoning.
479
00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:04,100
Ohh.
480
00:19:04,382 --> 00:19:06,759
I don't believe this. I'm so
sorry I wasn't there for you.
481
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,355
How'd you get home? Sheila?
482
00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:10,275
Well, actually, they wouldn't release me
483
00:19:10,269 --> 00:19:13,172
without a family member's consent, so...
484
00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,411
Helen.
485
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:15,644
Yes, George.
486
00:19:16,082 --> 00:19:17,552
Oh, happy to help out.
487
00:19:18,046 --> 00:19:20,405
(Glass clatters) When the
hospital couldn't reach you,
488
00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,320
Tessa got a little frantic,
489
00:19:22,352 --> 00:19:23,959
and so she called her grandmother.
490
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:26,174
Well, that's great.
491
00:19:26,294 --> 00:19:28,702
So... thanks.
492
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:32,519
You don't have to do that.
I got it from here, Helen.
493
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:35,647
Oh, you might as well get used
to me being around again, George,
494
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:39,382
because this time, I'm not going anywhere.
495
00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:42,654
Great.
496
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:45,175
When you're in danger of
losing someone you care about,
497
00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:48,498
often, you'll do anything
to re-establish a connection.
498
00:19:48,748 --> 00:19:52,703
For Malik, that meant sculpting
a bust of Lisa's head...
499
00:19:53,034 --> 00:19:55,542
One for every day they weren't together.
500
00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:58,351
(Lionel Richie) * I've been alone with you
501
00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:01,554
♪ inside my mind
502
00:20:03,356 --> 00:20:07,304
♪ and in my dreams,
I've kissed your lips ♪
503
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:10,532
♪ a thousand times
504
00:20:10,932 --> 00:20:12,952
♪ hello
505
00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:14,267
♪
506
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,795
♪ is it me you're looking for?
507
00:20:17,915 --> 00:20:20,611
For George, it meant focusing less on work
508
00:20:20,731 --> 00:20:23,113
and... more on breakfast.
509
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:24,484
Good-bye.
510
00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:26,461
So you got the bid.
511
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,776
- Nope.
- Oh.
512
00:20:29,752 --> 00:20:30,603
(Refrigerator door closes) Sorry.
513
00:20:30,822 --> 00:20:33,406
Ah, it's fine. Considering
how little time I had,
514
00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:35,139
I think I did a pretty great job.
515
00:20:35,259 --> 00:20:36,879
It just felt good, you know,
516
00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:40,251
to get the creative juices flowing again.
517
00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,646
And more importantly, Theo
and Cyrus didn't get it either,
518
00:20:42,671 --> 00:20:45,212
so their failure is victory enough for me.
519
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,403
- That's the spirit.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,297
Honestly, though, Tess,
521
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,405
I'm not the same person I was.
522
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:53,201
There was a time when I was...
523
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,602
(Sighs) completely driven professionally.
524
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:59,012
But now I guess I have other priorities.
525
00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:03,773
Besides, if I was out competing
for every job on the market,
526
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,919
I wouldn't have time to make you my famous
527
00:21:05,962 --> 00:21:08,097
sizzling chorizo scrambler.
528
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,512
(Gags) Seriously, you want?
529
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,232
Fish frittata?
530
00:21:12,551 --> 00:21:13,577
You're mean.
531
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:15,660
What? Hair of the dog... that's a thing.
532
00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:18,288
Oh, fried gizzard sandwich?
533
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,564
Ugh!
534
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:21,767
Egg drop soup, extra droppings.
535
00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:23,819
Yeah? One of those. (Groans)
536
00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:30,111
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