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We're in a perpetual
state of transformation,
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a caterpillar transforms into a butterfly,
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thanks to a biological
process known as metamorphosis.
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And George was in the middle
of a transformation of his own
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thanks to a biological process
known as dating Dallas royce.
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Oh, George, look at you,
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emerging from that dressing room
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like some kind of beautiful butterfly.
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You know, I never thought
I could pull the whole
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shoulder-draping sweater thing off, but...
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I do.
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I pull it off.
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And by moving the plaid
from up top to down low,
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you're creating visual
intrigue near your quads.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah. That's... (Laughs)
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- I love it.
- Really, George?
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'Cause I don't want you
to say you like something
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just 'cause I like it.
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I want you to be happy.
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I... I am happy.
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I'm happy because you're happy.
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(Sighs)
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He is my snipes in shining armor, y'all.
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George and Dallas' relationship was on
cruise control... (School bell rings)
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But Lisa and Malik's had
flipped over the divider
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into oncoming traffic
and caused a 4-car pileup.
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Their breakup was messy.
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Lisa...
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You're... looking well.
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You... you going to French?
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Whether I'm headed to French
or into another man's arms
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is none of your business.
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My class schedule and
personal whereabouts
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are no longer your concern.
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So I guess you don't wanna talk
about getting back together?
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The only thing I wanna talk
about is the safe return
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of the scrunchies I left
in your mother's car.
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There was a cheetah print.
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A cheetah print?
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A messy breakup posed no threat
to my relationship, luckily.
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My tablet and I were still
in the honeymoon stage,
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and let me tell you,
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the two of us were made for each other.
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My tablet made me laugh... (Laughs)
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(Laughter)
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Made me cry.
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And the two of us...
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we didn't play games with each other,
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unless you count "Frogger."
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(Tablet beeping)
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(Water spraying)
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Hey, Sheila.
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Excuse me?
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Do I look like a Sheila to you?
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Well, yeah, you do, kinda.
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Really?
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Is it the garden clogs? It's
the garden clogs, isn't it?
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Or the sun hat.
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Okay, but let me tell you something.
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There is not an anti-aging
cream on the market
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that does what a
wide-brimmed sun hat can do.
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You take heed, Tessa.
Your skin is awfully fair.
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- Okay. I'll take heed, George.
- Mm-hmm.
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Can I have that back, please?
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Thank you.
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Now if you need me,
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I will be spending my weekend
in bed with a scary old man.
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Edgar Allan Poe.
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You know, you could've just
said you were gonna go read.
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Howdy.
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(Under breath) Jx5213.
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Jx5213. Jx5213.
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(Raised voice) What can I do
for you? (Under breath) Jx5213.
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(Loudly) Can I help you with something?
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(Under breath) Jx5213.
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Okay. You looking to get wet today, son?
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You pulled down the
wrong cul-de-sac, girl.
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What you got?
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What you got?
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I got... I got two kids!
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Man: George.
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Theo. Cyrus.
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Hey there, Georgie.
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(Laughs) George. That was priceless, buddy.
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You ran like a scared little rabbit.
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I thought you were gonna slip
and fall on your trowel there.
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Okay, well, that... that...
that's a pruning snip...
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- Mm.
- So joke's on you.
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What the heck you guys doing in Chatswin?
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We're putting in a bid for
that big job up in Scarsdale.
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They're adding a concert hall
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to that performing arts
building they put up there.
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Yeah. Gonna be a huge job,
Georgie, just a huge job.
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That sounds huge.
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No, it is, George. It's huge.
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Anyway, Theo remembered that
you moved to Chatswin, and, uh,
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since we were so close,
we decided to look you up.
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Oh.
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Honestly, I hardly recognized you, George.
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You're looking very suburban, bro.
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Sheila: Yoo-hoo! George! Yoo-hoo!
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Why don't we head inside and
crack open a cold one, huh?
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We're twins today, George!
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Twinsies!
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Well, I might expect the cold
shoulder from other people,
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but I did not see that
coming from my twinsie.
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[ Alih Jay ] ♪ last night I
had a pleasant nightmare ♪
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2x06
Friendhsip Fish
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(Knock on door)
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(Crunches) Estoy ocupada, Jorge.
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Lisa: Tessa? I... I'm sorry.
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I don't speak Spanish. Are you in there?
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Hey, Lisa.
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Hey there, B.F.F.
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Is this a B.T.F.Y.?
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Bad time for you?
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Uh, no.
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I was just enjoying some alone time...
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(Tablet thuds) alone.
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Great. Since I'm now a
totally independent woman
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who doesn't rely on a man
for emotional stability,
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I thought I'd fill every
second of my newfound freedom
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by spending time with you.
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Girl time.
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What's with the trunk?
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Oh, this is my sleepover trunk.
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It has all of my sleepover essentials.
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Go ahead. Pop the hood.
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(Clears throat)
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(Latches click)
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Yes. Scrapbooking supplies,
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airbrushing supplies,
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tie-dying supplies.
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What is...
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- This?
- Oh, that, my friend,
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is what I like to call
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the piece de re-fish-tance.
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A dead fish?
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A dead friendship fish.
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Oh, I see. And is that a freshwater...
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I caught it for us, Tessa,
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in Friendship Lake, while I
was at macrame camp this summer.
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Local camp legend says
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that if two people partake
in the same friendship fish,
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then they'll be friends forever.
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What do you mean by "partake"?
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Aha! It's your lucky day, gents!
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I didn't want to make any
promises I couldn't keep,
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but ta-da! Diet grapefruit
spritzers. (Bottles clink)
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Truth is,
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just as refreshing as regular spritzers,
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zero calories.
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(Laughs) Forget it.
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(Fizzes) No-brainer.
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(Cap clatters)
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Mmm!
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It's lively.
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So, George, what have you been
up to since you left the firm?
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You know, other than taking
care of your two kids.
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Uh, well, a... actually,
it's... it's just the one.
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I thought you guys were gonna kill me
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and that you'd be more
sympathetic if I had two kids.
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You know, "I've got two kids!"
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Could you shoot?
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I... I couldn't.
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Anyway, what have I been up to?
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Uh...
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Oh. Installed a handful of,
uh, skylights around town.
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Installed the hell out of 'em. (Laughs)
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In fact... it's kinda
funny... people around here,
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uh, started calling me
the skylight king. (Laughs)
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That's not funny.
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- Hmm?
- I'd kick someone's ass if they called me that.
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Yeah. No, I did.
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I kicked everybody's asses, then I went off
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and did some other nonskylight...
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related things. Would you mind?
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(Laughs) Okay, I am bugging
out right now, George.
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You're like a different person.
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Suburban life has really domesticated you.
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I mean, it's like he's a real housewife
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of Chatswin county. (Laughs)
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Don't be silly.
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Chatswin's not a county. (Timer dings)
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Look, there might be some
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surface differences between
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New York George and Chatswin George,
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but down deep inside,
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I am the same old guy.
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(Chuckles)
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(Camera shutter clicks)
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Oh, come on! These are slice and bake,
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just like any tough guy
from New York would make.
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(Sighs) Whew. Uh, wow.
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Speaking of that, man... you know what?
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We gotta hit the road.
Yeah, we got that, uh...
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Okay. Hey. Come on.
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G... guys, all right, you know what?
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Screw these scrumptious, flaky,
piping hot pastries. (Pastries thud)
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(Pan clatters) Let's go
grab some real grub, huh?
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Some burgers and gin
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and some kind of real edgy dessert.
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You know, some kinda chocolate volcano...
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just goes straight to
your taste buds and...
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(Imitates explosion)
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(Chuckles)
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While George was trying to
rekindle an old friendship,
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my B.F.F. was demanding
my undivided attention.
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Are you sure this is fit for consumption?
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Fit for consumption?
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It's been smoking for the
past month in my closet.
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Lisa: I borrowed my dad's electric smoker.
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He bought it from an in-flight magazine.
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Um, before we dig in,
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maybe we should, um...
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work up an appetite first.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I doubt it.
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Tessa: What she was thinking was
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two and half hours of arts and crafts
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that started with airbrushing t-shirts
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and ended with watermelon helmets.
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The evening couldn't get any worse.
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Okay, now you want to sing
"Friends" by Bette Midler
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or "One True Friend" by Bette Midler?
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Uh, you know what, Lisa?
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I'm actually feeling kind of...
(Yawns) tired.
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(Yawns) I mean, what time is it?
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It's already...
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6:45.
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You're low blood sugar,
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which means it's time
for the you-know-what.
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Ye old fish of friends.
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- Doesn't it look delicious?
- Hmm...
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Actually, you know what?
You deserve the first bite.
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In fact, I'll just feed it to you.
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(Doorbell rings) Doorbell!
(Thud)
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You know, when I first moved
here, it was hard, I'll admit.
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Coming from Manhattan, it was
total culture shock, you know?
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I'll bet.
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But I've actually met some
pretty genuine people here.
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Hey, Georgie boy, what's the skinny?
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What is happening-a-ling-a-ding-dong?
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What... what's going on? What is this?
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(Imitates New York accent) Well, we
heard your New York friends were in town,
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so we thought we would bada bing
and that we would fuhgeddaboudit!
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(Laughs)
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Do you... do you know these clowns?
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Uh, yes. Actually, this
is my neighbor Fred.
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Vinnie Boombatz,
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but folks around here call me "Cha-Cha"
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on account of me being the
best dancer in Chatswin.
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(Comb clicks) Dig?
256
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- Pardon us.
Theo: Mm.
257
00:09:44,268 --> 00:09:45,425
Guys?
258
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What... what has gotten into you two?
259
00:09:48,265 --> 00:09:49,692
Look, we just wanted to show your friends
260
00:09:49,698 --> 00:09:51,944
how cool us Chatswinelenos could be,
261
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,765
and for some reason,
Fred thought that meant
262
00:09:53,777 --> 00:09:55,655
dressing up like a 1950s greaser.
263
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I'll have you know that
Vinnie Boombatz was a hit
264
00:09:58,076 --> 00:09:59,978
at last year's "Grease"
-themed fund-raiser...
265
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,068
(Imitates Fonzie) For cystic fibrosis.
266
00:10:02,188 --> 00:10:04,521
We just didn't want you to
be embarrassed of us, George.
267
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I'm... I'm sorry.
268
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,450
You did or you didn't
want me to be embarrassed?
269
00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,334
Didn't. Didn't. I...
270
00:10:11,372 --> 00:10:13,205
Yikes. (Laughs)
271
00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:14,963
Dude, I know you're counting down the days
272
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,314
until Tessa turns 18.
273
00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:17,991
I mean, once she leaves,
you ain't got nothing
274
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,900
keeping you here with Vinnie Boombatz.
275
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,583
Ayy!
276
00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,522
Well, a... actually, I think...
277
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- I mean, the burgers are okay...
- Mm.
278
00:10:25,111 --> 00:10:27,257
But this place is full of phonies.
279
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,978
Fake nose, fake boobs,
280
00:10:30,098 --> 00:10:31,955
fake tan, fake hair...
281
00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,207
No, I know. Tell me about it.
282
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,397
- And all on one chick.
- Yeah.
283
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,580
Oh. That chick.
284
00:10:36,617 --> 00:10:38,275
Dallas: Oh!
285
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,096
Well, hiya, hunk.
286
00:10:40,131 --> 00:10:41,216
Hi. Mm.
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Guys, this is Dallas, my girlfriend.
288
00:10:43,244 --> 00:10:45,564
- Dallas, this is Theo and Cyrus.
- Hi.
289
00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:46,670
- We used to work together.
- Hey.
290
00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:50,582
It's just super, super-duper,
291
00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:52,722
meeting some of George's New York friends.
292
00:10:52,842 --> 00:10:55,275
In fact, this might be a double duper,
293
00:10:55,395 --> 00:10:57,714
which would make it
super-super-duper-duper.
294
00:10:58,504 --> 00:10:59,373
George: Yeah.
295
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:02,513
Well, okay, sweetheart,
um, I'm a little worried
296
00:11:02,514 --> 00:11:03,990
they're gonna run out of
the chocolate volcanoes.
297
00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:06,211
- Would you...
- Ooh! Good call.
298
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,456
I'm on it, cuz.
299
00:11:07,519 --> 00:11:09,527
(Whispers) Manhattan... I love it.
300
00:11:10,111 --> 00:11:11,512
(Chuckles)
301
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:14,320
Well, she...
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00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:16,629
is just super, George.
303
00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,268
Mm. No. No. (Imitates Dallas) Super-duper.
304
00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:20,802
Okay, so you guys are kidding, but she is.
305
00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:21,972
I don't get it.
306
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,731
Are... are you dating
her, like, ironically or...
307
00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:28,415
No. Or... or are you writing some
kind of a long-form humor essay?
308
00:11:28,416 --> 00:11:31,111
Okay, look, you can make
fun of my Crescent rolls
309
00:11:31,112 --> 00:11:32,970
a-and my gardening implements
310
00:11:33,006 --> 00:11:34,354
and even Vinnie Boombatz...
311
00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:36,593
Fred: - Ayy!
- But that woman is warm,
312
00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,751
and she is kind,
313
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,797
and she will do anything for
the people she cares about.
314
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,295
You guys have been in Chatswin,
what, all of three hours?
315
00:11:42,415 --> 00:11:44,917
And... and you have everyone
here pegged. You know what?
316
00:11:44,935 --> 00:11:48,262
Why don't you just head back
to midtown, where you came from?
317
00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:51,790
Theo: Well, good luck with
everything, skylight king.
318
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:55,030
And, hey, if we need a sellout
to, uh, put in a roof window,
319
00:11:55,087 --> 00:11:56,075
we'll give you a call.
320
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,284
Oh, really? R... a roof window? (Chuckles)
321
00:11:58,321 --> 00:12:00,861
(Singsongy) Yeah, because
that's all they are.
322
00:12:00,899 --> 00:12:01,750
Boom.
323
00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,389
(Gasps) Oh!
324
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:10,740
(Laughs) Wow!
325
00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:13,104
As far as I am concerned,
326
00:12:13,105 --> 00:12:16,378
nobody exaggerates and distorts the essence
327
00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:19,932
of any person, animal, or object
quite like old Charlie here.
328
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:21,245
I have to go to the bathroom.
329
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:23,191
Oh, perfect, because I
actually wanted Charlie
330
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,636
to do a couple of candid shots,
331
00:12:24,663 --> 00:12:26,062
like maybe I could be in the background,
332
00:12:26,065 --> 00:12:27,076
shaving my legs.
333
00:12:27,082 --> 00:12:29,948
No. Lisa, this is something
that I have to do alone.
334
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:36,122
(Deep voice) Uh, hello, Mrs. Shay.
335
00:12:36,242 --> 00:12:38,393
This is...
336
00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:41,346
Fire Inspector...
337
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,698
Charmin.
338
00:12:43,749 --> 00:12:48,211
Well, we have received a report
339
00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:51,653
about a possible safety hazard.
340
00:12:51,841 --> 00:12:53,280
I'm so sorry, Tessa.
(Siren wailing in distance)
341
00:12:53,299 --> 00:12:55,163
I know how much this night meant to you!
342
00:12:55,182 --> 00:12:57,528
Part of me felt bad for ratting out Lisa...
343
00:12:57,547 --> 00:12:59,774
Come here, sexy.
344
00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:01,824
But most of me just wanted
345
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:04,127
to get back to the main man in my life.
346
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:07,762
Those guys don't take me seriously.
347
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,189
Oop. Sorry, baby.
348
00:13:10,309 --> 00:13:11,685
I got chocolate sauce on your head.
349
00:13:11,754 --> 00:13:14,726
Let me tell you something.
I went to college with Theo.
350
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,609
I'm twice the architect he is,
351
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:19,206
and Cyrus is, like, the
least creative dude I know.
352
00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:21,520
(Mouth full) Then why don't you just
353
00:13:21,703 --> 00:13:23,068
out-whatever those losers
354
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,072
on whatever it is they're whatever-ing?
355
00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:26,670
What do you mean?
356
00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:28,221
Undercut their bid
357
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:30,111
on the Scarsdale performing
arts center addition
358
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,063
by presenting something
more cost-effective
359
00:13:32,075 --> 00:13:34,070
but equally striking aesthetically?
360
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:36,554
Yeah, George. That's what I said.
361
00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:41,766
(Heart beating)
362
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,033
(Ghostly male voice) Tessa.
363
00:13:47,672 --> 00:13:49,530
Hello?
364
00:13:49,999 --> 00:13:52,158
Tessa.
365
00:13:52,278 --> 00:13:55,030
(Heart continues beating)
366
00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:02,889
(Creaks)
367
00:14:03,311 --> 00:14:06,129
Friendship, Tessa.
368
00:14:06,148 --> 00:14:07,775
I gave my life for it,
369
00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:10,408
and you threw it back!
370
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:12,054
Aah!
371
00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:13,404
Aah! (Cackling)
372
00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:14,721
(Gasps)
373
00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,419
Tessa: At that moment,
I realized two things...
374
00:14:20,475 --> 00:14:23,015
one... my relationship with electronics
375
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:25,249
was overshadowing my
relationship with Lisa.
376
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,703
And two...
I was reading way too much Poe.
377
00:14:40,990 --> 00:14:41,803
You know, George...
378
00:14:41,822 --> 00:14:44,274
I'm no expert on the subject,
but from where I stand,
379
00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:46,865
you are architecturing the
hell out of those designs.
380
00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:47,928
(Laughs)
381
00:14:48,273 --> 00:14:50,744
Oh. Just triple the
number of ladies' rooms,
382
00:14:50,763 --> 00:14:52,552
and you've got yourself a winner.
383
00:14:55,944 --> 00:14:58,703
The next morning, I decided to take
the fish's advice... (Clattering)
384
00:14:58,709 --> 00:15:00,435
And make things right with Lisa.
385
00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:01,906
I'm not home.
386
00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:03,564
Hey.
387
00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:05,335
What is with the outfit?
388
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:08,550
Got sentenced to roadside
cleanup after my mom found out
389
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:11,091
about the unlicensed smoker in my closet.
390
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,855
About that...
391
00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:15,364
I'm sorry.
392
00:15:15,484 --> 00:15:16,802
Oh, it's not your fault.
393
00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:19,888
If Fire Inspector Charmin hadn't
been so damn good at his job...
394
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:22,360
No, that's me. I'm Fire Inspector Charmin.
395
00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:25,150
I'm the one who ratted you out.
396
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,615
I'm so sorry, Lisa.
397
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,199
I just didn't want to sing
any more Bette Midler songs.
398
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,795
What?
399
00:15:33,370 --> 00:15:34,791
I don't understand.
400
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,280
The divine Miss M. Has
401
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,495
cornered the market on
songs about friendship.
402
00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:40,215
Ask anybody who's ever had a friend.
403
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:42,167
Look, Lisa,
404
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,962
ever since you and Malik hooked up,
405
00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,146
you and I have been spending
a lot less time together,
406
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,697
and I'm not mad.
407
00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:49,462
I'm not mad,
408
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,101
but I adapted.
409
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,328
I started my own relationship.
410
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:59,368
You got a lot of nerve showing
up here with that e-reader.
411
00:15:59,419 --> 00:16:01,462
It's a tablet, Lisa.
412
00:16:02,489 --> 00:16:05,348
A really versatile tablet,
413
00:16:05,554 --> 00:16:07,505
with a full-sized U.S.B. port
414
00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:09,812
and an integrated kickstand,
415
00:16:09,847 --> 00:16:11,792
and a really sizable hard drive.
416
00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:14,401
I get it.
417
00:16:14,445 --> 00:16:17,579
I mean, it was there for you when I wasn't,
418
00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:20,483
and unlike me, it doesn't just show up
419
00:16:20,502 --> 00:16:22,529
when its boyfriend is out of town.
420
00:16:24,262 --> 00:16:26,008
I'm really happy for you guys.
421
00:16:27,534 --> 00:16:29,254
You look really cute together.
422
00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:31,375
So if you'll excuse me,
423
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,053
I have to go pick up tampon
applicators in the park.
424
00:16:35,899 --> 00:16:37,344
Lisa, wait.
425
00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:41,009
There is one thing this tablet can't do.
426
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,369
Pick up tampon applicators in the park?
427
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,209
Okay, two things.
428
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:50,533
It can't eat friendship
fish with its best friend.
429
00:16:52,861 --> 00:16:54,882
Well, not this generation, anyway.
430
00:16:55,251 --> 00:16:56,552
Friends forever.
431
00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:59,067
Friends forever.
432
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,442
(Mouth full) Wow. That is smoky.
433
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,793
Mmm! That is super smoky.
434
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:07,927
Mm-hmm.
435
00:17:08,139 --> 00:17:09,447
But not bad.
436
00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:11,380
You can taste the friendship.
437
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,432
(Laughs)
438
00:17:13,552 --> 00:17:14,777
(Laughs)
439
00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:15,947
Man: Let's go! Let's go!
440
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,063
What did this to you?
What... what did you ingest?
441
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,658
(Strained voice) Friendship.
442
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,266
(Vomits)
443
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,826
Tessa, I'm so sorry.
444
00:17:32,139 --> 00:17:35,592
Apparently, you're only supposed
to smoke fish for four hours,
445
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:38,139
not four weeks.
446
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:40,891
It was an innocent mistake, Lisa.
447
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,494
Why didn't you get sick?
448
00:17:43,614 --> 00:17:45,596
Oh, we Shays have iron stomachs.
449
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,254
It's our bodies' way of compensating
450
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,106
for our diminished sense of taste.
451
00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:53,060
We still can't get a hold of your dad,
452
00:17:53,129 --> 00:17:56,313
and unfortunately, we
won't be able to release you
453
00:17:56,332 --> 00:17:58,847
until a family member
signs your discharge papers.
454
00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:01,875
You're sure there's no
one else we can call?
455
00:18:04,321 --> 00:18:07,656
And finally, a columned subsidiary space
456
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:09,977
alongside the body of the main building
457
00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:11,892
would lead from the atrium...
458
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:13,900
to the concert hall.
459
00:18:13,938 --> 00:18:15,055
Well done, Mr. Altman.
460
00:18:15,056 --> 00:18:16,334
You've really opened up the space
461
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,873
with your use of skylights.
462
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,551
And I, for one, appreciate
the abundance of ladies' rooms.
463
00:18:20,764 --> 00:18:22,547
Oh, thank you. That... that happens to be
464
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,499
my beautiful associate's idea.
465
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,046
Along with the bedazzled borders.
466
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:30,806
It's amazing how some glue
and a few crappy plastic beads
467
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:32,658
can really class up any project.
468
00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:35,411
- Oh, it's true. It's true.
- Mm.
469
00:18:39,784 --> 00:18:41,342
(Imitates gunshot)
470
00:18:42,161 --> 00:18:44,038
(Blows air)
471
00:18:51,284 --> 00:18:52,698
Oh, shoot.
472
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,625
Tessa? Hey.
473
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,639
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
I didn't get your messages.
474
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:58,629
Are you okay? What happened? Are you okay?
475
00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:00,625
For the love of God, would
you tell me if you're okay?
476
00:19:00,745 --> 00:19:02,026
I'm okay, George.
477
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,134
Okay. (Exhales)
478
00:19:03,171 --> 00:19:05,217
I just had a mild deadly
case of food poisoning.
479
00:19:05,337 --> 00:19:07,300
Ohh.
480
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:09,959
I don't believe this. I'm so
sorry I wasn't there for you.
481
00:19:09,991 --> 00:19:11,555
How'd you get home? Sheila?
482
00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:13,475
Well, actually, they wouldn't release me
483
00:19:13,476 --> 00:19:16,372
without a family member's consent, so...
484
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:17,611
Helen.
485
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:18,844
Yes, George.
486
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:20,752
Oh, happy to help out.
487
00:19:21,246 --> 00:19:23,605
(Glass clatters) When the
hospital couldn't reach you,
488
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:25,520
Tessa got a little frantic,
489
00:19:25,552 --> 00:19:27,159
and so she called her grandmother.
490
00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,374
Well, that's great.
491
00:19:29,494 --> 00:19:31,902
So... thanks.
492
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:35,719
You don't have to do that.
I got it from here, Helen.
493
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,847
Oh, you might as well get used
to me being around again, George,
494
00:19:38,866 --> 00:19:42,582
because this time, I'm not going anywhere.
495
00:19:45,155 --> 00:19:45,854
Great.
496
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:48,375
When you're in danger of
losing someone you care about,
497
00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,698
often, you'll do anything
to re-establish a connection.
498
00:19:51,948 --> 00:19:55,903
For Malik, that meant sculpting
a bust of Lisa's head...
499
00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:58,742
One for every day they weren't together.
500
00:19:58,955 --> 00:20:01,551
[Lionel Richie] ♪ I've been alone with you
501
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:04,754
♪ inside my mind
502
00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:10,504
♪ and in my dreams,
I've kissed your lips ♪
503
00:20:10,624 --> 00:20:13,732
♪ a thousand times
504
00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:16,152
♪ hello
505
00:20:16,186 --> 00:20:17,467
♪
506
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,995
♪ is it me you're looking for?
507
00:20:21,115 --> 00:20:23,811
For George, it meant focusing less on work
508
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,313
and... more on breakfast.
509
00:20:26,663 --> 00:20:27,684
Good-bye.
510
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,661
So you got the bid.
511
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,976
- Nope.
- Oh.
512
00:20:32,952 --> 00:20:33,803
(Refrigerator door closes) Sorry.
513
00:20:34,022 --> 00:20:36,606
Ah, it's fine. Considering
how little time I had,
514
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:38,339
I think I did a pretty great job.
515
00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:40,079
It just felt good, you know,
516
00:20:40,493 --> 00:20:43,451
to get the creative juices flowing again.
517
00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:45,846
And more importantly, Theo
and Cyrus didn't get it either,
518
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,412
so their failure is victory enough for me.
519
00:20:49,002 --> 00:20:50,603
- That's the spirit.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:20:50,908 --> 00:20:52,497
Honestly, though, Tess,
521
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,605
I'm not the same person I was.
522
00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:56,401
There was a time when I was...
523
00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:58,802
(Sighs) completely driven professionally.
524
00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:02,212
But now I guess I have other priorities.
525
00:21:03,839 --> 00:21:06,966
Besides, if I was out competing
for every job on the market,
526
00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,119
I wouldn't have time to make you my famous
527
00:21:09,162 --> 00:21:11,297
sizzling chorizo scrambler.
528
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,712
(Gags) Seriously, you want?
529
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,432
Fish frittata?
530
00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:16,777
You're mean.
531
00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:18,860
What? Hair of the dog... that's a thing.
532
00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:21,488
Oh, fried gizzard sandwich?
533
00:21:21,519 --> 00:21:22,764
Ugh!
534
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:24,967
Egg drop soup, extra droppings.
535
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,019
Yeah? One of those. (Groans)
536
00:21:27,361 --> 00:21:33,311
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