1 00:00:11,038 --> 00:00:12,743 'cause, you know, he was gay. 2 00:00:12,777 --> 00:00:14,884 Then one night, I went to this concert 3 00:00:14,919 --> 00:00:17,560 and met Elliot-- perfect for me. 4 00:00:17,595 --> 00:00:21,908 Sexy, successful, and most important, straight. 5 00:00:21,942 --> 00:00:23,681 But the man just couldn't commit. 6 00:00:23,716 --> 00:00:25,119 We're on. We're off. 7 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,491 Then we pretended to be on, 8 00:00:26,525 --> 00:00:29,301 but we were really off. 9 00:00:29,335 --> 00:00:31,609 So what's the best cure for a broken heart? 10 00:00:31,644 --> 00:00:32,680 Pizza! 11 00:00:32,714 --> 00:00:34,753 And that's when I met Frankie-- 12 00:00:34,788 --> 00:00:38,467 Everything a girl and her gay ex-husband could want. 13 00:00:38,501 --> 00:00:40,474 But then, Peter slipped in the shower 14 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,584 and started bleeding, which made me nauseous. 15 00:00:43,619 --> 00:00:45,625 So we go to the hospital. 16 00:00:46,323 --> 00:00:50,008 And then, sweet Frankie came rushing to my side. 17 00:00:50,042 --> 00:00:52,919 But guess who's back to eat my heart out again. 18 00:00:52,974 --> 00:00:55,629 Elliot! Oy! 19 00:00:55,663 --> 00:00:57,435 Elliot, what are you doing here? 20 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,442 Judi told me about Peter. 21 00:00:59,999 --> 00:01:01,513 - Hey. - Hey. 22 00:01:01,637 --> 00:01:03,519 - Hey. - Hey! 23 00:01:05,211 --> 00:01:06,417 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 24 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,656 Except for this pain in my ass that keeps coming back. 25 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:13,743 You know, this is getting very uncomfortable. 26 00:01:16,771 --> 00:01:17,657 Fran, can we talk for a minute? 27 00:01:18,277 --> 00:01:20,607 no, I have to stay here with Peter. 28 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:24,050 Excuse me. 29 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,058 No, I have to stay here with Peter. 30 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:29,539 How about I walk you out? 31 00:01:31,212 --> 00:01:33,085 Seriously? 32 00:01:33,637 --> 00:01:34,957 Yeah, let's take a walk outside. 33 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:37,500 Well, I have an idea. Why don't we stay? 34 00:01:37,535 --> 00:01:39,574 'cause you're gonna wind up here anyway. 35 00:01:39,608 --> 00:01:40,645 Okay. 36 00:01:40,679 --> 00:01:42,484 You two are being ridiculous. 37 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:46,867 Now I want this macho fighting over me to stop--soon. 38 00:01:49,179 --> 00:01:50,982 All right, I'm sorry, babe. You're right. 39 00:01:51,648 --> 00:01:53,022 You do what you gotta do. 40 00:01:53,612 --> 00:01:55,498 I'll give you some privacy. 41 00:02:02,172 --> 00:02:04,978 Elliot, I told you, it's over. 42 00:02:04,978 --> 00:02:07,958 I have something wonderful with Frankie. 43 00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:09,080 Really? 44 00:02:09,114 --> 00:02:10,552 - Do you have this? - No, no, no! 45 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:12,359 Stop that right now, Elliot. 46 00:02:12,394 --> 00:02:14,300 You have to get it through your head 47 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,474 that a relationship is more than just 48 00:02:16,508 --> 00:02:20,889 hot sex on a platter, sick animal magnetism. 49 00:02:22,429 --> 00:02:25,218 - Is it? - Well, that's what I hear. 50 00:02:26,544 --> 00:02:28,113 Fran, I am not giving up on us. 51 00:02:28,531 --> 00:02:31,626 Go while you still have your dignity. 52 00:02:32,437 --> 00:02:33,132 Yes, please. 53 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:35,648 I'm talking to you, Fran. 54 00:02:38,378 --> 00:02:40,355 Elliot, I think that it's best 55 00:02:40,355 --> 00:02:41,628 that we never see each other again. 56 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,402 Fran, just let me say one thing-- 57 00:02:43,436 --> 00:02:45,276 No, Elliot. 58 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:48,459 Nobody here wants to hear what you have to say. 59 00:03:01,886 --> 00:03:03,806 If I were you, sir, I would just walk away. 60 00:03:03,841 --> 00:03:06,883 Which I will enjoy for multiple reasons. 61 00:03:09,793 --> 00:03:12,770 You take care of yourself. 62 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:18,290 I'm so happy. 63 00:03:18,324 --> 00:03:20,331 Give me a hug. 64 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:22,673 Not you. Frankie. 65 00:03:24,915 --> 00:03:27,423 I love this guy! 66 00:03:29,463 --> 00:03:30,800 ♪ She was certain that ♪ 67 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:34,078 ♪ he was her one and only ♪ 68 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:39,331 ♪ but their union always seemed a little forced ♪ 69 00:03:39,365 --> 00:03:42,340 ♪ she got married anyway ♪ 70 00:03:42,374 --> 00:03:44,615 ♪ turns out that he was gay ♪ 71 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:45,920 ♪ they're still in love ♪ 72 00:03:45,954 --> 00:03:48,797 ♪ but now she's happily divorced ♪ 73 00:03:55,705 --> 00:03:56,569 Oh. 74 00:03:57,448 --> 00:04:00,474 Oh, you have such strong hands. 75 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,213 It's from kneading dough. 76 00:04:04,889 --> 00:04:07,498 Mm, I love your curves, Frannie. 77 00:04:07,532 --> 00:04:09,875 That's from eating dough. 78 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:12,998 To us. 79 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:16,730 Ooh. 80 00:04:16,764 --> 00:04:18,905 Mm. 81 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:27,346 - Good night. - Good what? 82 00:04:28,139 --> 00:04:29,610 Believe me, I don't wanna 83 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,349 but I gotta get back to my pizza parlor. 84 00:04:31,383 --> 00:04:32,643 No! 85 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:36,667 How about I send you a nice piping hot sicilian? 86 00:04:36,702 --> 00:04:38,607 I like the one I got right here. 87 00:04:40,515 --> 00:04:41,848 Do you really have to go? 88 00:04:43,425 --> 00:04:46,435 Hey, you think it's easy leaving you two? 89 00:04:48,009 --> 00:04:50,049 Call us later. 90 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:53,996 Oh, Petey. 91 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:57,810 Remember when we said that we'd know when it was right? 92 00:04:57,844 --> 00:04:58,671 Yeah. 93 00:04:59,537 --> 00:05:00,406 I just wish my mother had lived 94 00:05:00,406 --> 00:05:02,058 to see me so happy. 95 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:03,007 Aw! 96 00:05:08,547 --> 00:05:11,356 Oh, look how cute Frankie is. 97 00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:15,737 He got me a bottle of '75 Sonoma Cabernet 98 00:05:15,772 --> 00:05:18,212 'cause that's the year I was born. 99 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,891 Good thing you didn't tell him the truth. 100 00:05:21,925 --> 00:05:24,769 It'd be vinegar. 101 00:05:26,977 --> 00:05:28,281 Judi, you haven't taken your nose 102 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:29,753 out of that book since you got here. 103 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:30,891 What are you reading? 104 00:05:30,891 --> 00:05:32,526 Fifty shades of Grey. 105 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,871 Ooh. 106 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:37,846 I gotta get this book on audio so I can read it hands free. 107 00:05:37,882 --> 00:05:39,152 Hm. 108 00:05:39,186 --> 00:05:42,062 Ooh, Cincuenta sombras de Grey? 109 00:05:42,096 --> 00:05:44,403 My wife reads me that book in bed. 110 00:05:44,438 --> 00:05:46,745 All the tying up and the spanking-- 111 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,611 That Christian Grey is a very naughty girl, huh? 112 00:05:50,515 --> 00:05:51,495 Wait, wait. 113 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:53,770 You know Christian Grey is the man, right? 114 00:05:53,805 --> 00:05:55,616 That bitch. 115 00:05:57,952 --> 00:05:59,657 So, Fran! 116 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:02,535 Has Frankie ever tried any of this stuff with you? 117 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,808 Oh, not yet. We're taking it slow. 118 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:05,945 How slow? 119 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,889 You've been dating for three weeks. 120 00:06:08,686 --> 00:06:09,959 Wait a minute. 121 00:06:11,427 --> 00:06:13,942 Are you telling me you haven't given up the ill na-na? 122 00:06:16,979 --> 00:06:18,716 You haven't had sex with him yet? 123 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:21,091 You know, if somebody would take their nose 124 00:06:21,126 --> 00:06:25,106 out of the lady porn, maybe they would realize 125 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,581 what's important in a relationship. 126 00:06:27,615 --> 00:06:29,320 You don't have to take your clothes off 127 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:33,033 to have a good time. Oh, no. 128 00:06:33,067 --> 00:06:35,508 Oh, look at you all mature and what not. 129 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:36,588 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, Judi. 130 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:37,759 She's crazy. 131 00:06:39,689 --> 00:06:42,096 Fran, I just got rear-ended. 132 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:43,134 Oh, what'd I tell you? 133 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:44,552 It's not so great, right? 134 00:06:52,699 --> 00:06:55,207 - A car hit me. - Oh. 135 00:06:55,241 --> 00:06:57,046 - Yeah, and the lady was all shook up. 136 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,283 And you know, I handled everything so beautifully. 137 00:06:59,317 --> 00:07:02,460 She hired me as her personal assistant. 138 00:07:02,495 --> 00:07:03,798 Personal assistant? 139 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:05,405 What about being a realtor? 140 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:07,279 I can do this and still 141 00:07:07,314 --> 00:07:09,185 not make money selling houses. 142 00:07:10,391 --> 00:07:13,233 And when I tell you the lady's name, 143 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,812 you are going to "die-na-stee." 144 00:07:16,847 --> 00:07:18,551 Oh, liar! 145 00:07:18,586 --> 00:07:21,227 Not liar. 146 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:32,567 Oh, my God. 147 00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:37,685 Alexis Carrington-Colby totaled our car? 148 00:07:39,224 --> 00:07:42,000 See, Alexis was just an Emmy-nominated 149 00:07:42,035 --> 00:07:44,409 Golden Globe-winning part I played. 150 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:47,286 Joan is an officer of the most excellent order 151 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,694 of the British empire. 152 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:51,101 But I don't like to brag. 153 00:07:52,002 --> 00:07:53,975 Ms. Collins, I shall prepare you 154 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:55,648 a spot of tea-- english breakfast 155 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:58,959 with a drop of hot milk and honey, not sugar. 156 00:07:58,994 --> 00:08:01,602 I was born to kiss ass. 157 00:08:01,637 --> 00:08:03,475 Isn't he divine? 158 00:08:03,509 --> 00:08:05,047 So anal. 159 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:07,355 Yeah, well, that's very recent. 160 00:08:07,389 --> 00:08:09,093 Look! 161 00:08:09,128 --> 00:08:12,237 A '75 Sonoma Cabernet. 162 00:08:12,272 --> 00:08:14,178 Oh, screw the tea. 163 00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:16,518 That's from Frankie, the new guy in my life. 164 00:08:16,553 --> 00:08:17,789 Ooh, do tell. 165 00:08:17,824 --> 00:08:19,462 Oh, he's fabulous. 166 00:08:19,496 --> 00:08:21,802 We have so much fun together. 167 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:25,312 We laugh, we play games, we eat pizza. 168 00:08:25,347 --> 00:08:28,658 And when does the clown arrive? 169 00:08:28,692 --> 00:08:32,605 Oh, I know how it sounds, but trust me. 170 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:35,046 Frankie is just what I was missing. 171 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:39,362 I had the insane hot sex with a record producer. 172 00:08:39,396 --> 00:08:42,004 Doing it backstage at the Grammys. 173 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:44,847 Doing it on Van Halen's private jet. 174 00:08:44,882 --> 00:08:48,994 Oh, been there, done them. 175 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,837 Frankie, he's a keeper. 176 00:08:51,871 --> 00:08:54,379 Oh, he makes me feel so secure. 177 00:08:54,414 --> 00:08:57,690 He's so steady and stable and caring. 178 00:08:57,725 --> 00:09:00,064 He put down sticky flowers on the floor 179 00:09:00,098 --> 00:09:03,240 so Peter wouldn't slip in the shower again. 180 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:06,149 I mean, is that not a heart of gold? 181 00:09:06,183 --> 00:09:08,157 Oh, sorry, darling, I dozed off 182 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:09,912 halfway through your story. 183 00:09:10,754 --> 00:09:12,471 Now, listen to me, Fran. 184 00:09:12,505 --> 00:09:14,310 - Oh, may I call you Fran? - Of course. 185 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,190 - May I call you Joan? - Not yet. 186 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,996 Any woman who says that she can be happy 187 00:09:20,031 --> 00:09:23,442 without fire and passion is either lying 188 00:09:23,476 --> 00:09:24,779 or lying dead. 189 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,492 Take it from me, I've been around for 49 years. 190 00:09:28,822 --> 00:09:30,599 49 years? 191 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,102 In June. 192 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:37,518 Look, Ms. Collins, I appreciate your advice 193 00:09:37,553 --> 00:09:39,124 but I'm not stupid. 194 00:09:39,158 --> 00:09:42,268 I mean, I think that I know whether or not 195 00:09:42,302 --> 00:09:44,894 I'm with a guy who's right for me. 196 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,492 Tea and crumpets, my lady. 197 00:09:54,019 --> 00:09:56,258 Oh, ma, I'm so confused. 198 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:59,503 I mean, I was feeling so content with Frankie. 199 00:09:59,503 --> 00:10:02,682 Then that Joan Collins had to breeze in 200 00:10:02,716 --> 00:10:05,927 and tell me that I'm lying to myself 201 00:10:05,961 --> 00:10:09,206 if I think that I could live without fire and passion. 202 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,160 I want fire and passion. 203 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,536 Now I'm beginning to think, 204 00:10:12,536 --> 00:10:16,001 is it weird that Frankie and I haven't had sex yet? 205 00:10:16,301 --> 00:10:18,186 You know Joan Collins? 206 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:21,654 Oy, she's here. 207 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,117 So what's the good news? 208 00:10:23,964 --> 00:10:27,574 Your daughter is hanging out with Joan Collins. 209 00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:31,180 Joanie! The love of my life? 210 00:10:31,216 --> 00:10:33,530 Did Mommy tell you she's my free pass? 211 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:38,681 Daddy, I'm having a crisis here. 212 00:10:38,715 --> 00:10:41,057 You know, my free pass is Richard Chamberlain. 213 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:43,888 Oh, that is my kind of man. 214 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,672 Like mother, like daughter. 215 00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:53,370 Ma, were you and daddy, like, hot and heavy 216 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:54,675 right from the beginning? 217 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:56,614 Oh, no, of course not. 218 00:10:56,649 --> 00:10:58,675 Your father courted me for months and months. 219 00:10:58,675 --> 00:10:59,198 What are you talking about? 220 00:10:59,198 --> 00:11:01,756 We did it in the balcony of the R.K.O on our first-- 221 00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:02,902 Shut up, Glen. 222 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,653 Sweetheart, it's okay. 223 00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,895 All men are different. 224 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:12,605 Your father happens to be an animal. 225 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,421 Oh. 226 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,916 The doctor said my testosterone 227 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:18,861 was freakishly high. 228 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:21,336 But what if I don't have that kind of passion 229 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,540 with Frankie? 230 00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:24,023 Find it. 231 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:26,776 Sweetheart, 232 00:11:27,339 --> 00:11:30,072 some men just need a little push. 233 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:33,009 So if you wanna start a fire, 234 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,224 you gotta get some wood. 235 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,307 Is that advice, or were you having a stroke? 236 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,286 So, Frankie, honey, 237 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,600 it'll only take me a minute to get dressed. 238 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:49,982 There's the picture that I'd love you to hang. 239 00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:51,137 Oh, you got it, babe. 240 00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:53,749 Ooh, I like those slippers. 241 00:11:53,783 --> 00:11:54,935 Oh, do you? 242 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:56,634 My mother's got those. 243 00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,763 Mm, sexy. I like it. 244 00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:05,734 It's called "Passion." 245 00:12:06,187 --> 00:12:08,749 I got one with a kitten hanging on a branch. 246 00:12:10,309 --> 00:12:12,299 It's called "Perseverance." 247 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,243 Wow. 248 00:12:20,277 --> 00:12:22,350 You look sexy in that, Frannie. 249 00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:25,048 Let's hope your mother doesn't have it. 250 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,473 Uh, baby? 251 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:29,910 - Sweetie. - Well, honey-- 252 00:12:29,946 --> 00:12:30,808 What-y? 253 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:33,418 But we--but we got dinner reservations. 254 00:12:33,431 --> 00:12:35,139 Well, cancel 'em. 255 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:39,167 Frankie, we've been seeing each other for over a month. 256 00:12:39,201 --> 00:12:41,608 Don't you wanna throw me on the bed 257 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,742 and ravage me? 258 00:12:46,727 --> 00:12:47,770 Fran, 259 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,171 I don't have sex with a woman. 260 00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:51,567 Oh, no. 261 00:12:52,106 --> 00:12:53,433 Not again! 262 00:12:55,028 --> 00:12:56,556 Not like that. 263 00:12:56,722 --> 00:12:59,095 When I care about a woman, 264 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,868 I make love to her. 265 00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:02,674 I'm not just gonna treat you like some chick 266 00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:04,814 I would just do in the backseat of my car. 267 00:13:04,849 --> 00:13:06,787 Why? 268 00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:09,995 Frankie, I'm a passionate woman. 269 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:14,008 I want my man to desire me, to want me, 270 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,847 to rip my clothes off 271 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,466 when I'm waiting on hold with Time Warner Cable! 272 00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:21,879 What, you-- you want an animal? 273 00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:25,101 Yes! I want an animal! 274 00:13:25,849 --> 00:13:27,654 Fine. 275 00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,929 I will show you an animal. 276 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,166 Ahh. 277 00:13:31,296 --> 00:13:32,063 Oh. 278 00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:33,889 Ahh. 279 00:13:35,706 --> 00:13:37,050 Wow. 280 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,437 Whew! 281 00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:42,914 Man, that was... 282 00:13:43,835 --> 00:13:44,996 wild. 283 00:14:01,661 --> 00:14:03,400 You're the last person on earth 284 00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:06,544 that I would ever wanna hurt. 285 00:14:06,578 --> 00:14:09,153 But after last night, I realized 286 00:14:09,188 --> 00:14:11,596 that I just don't feel the spark. 287 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:14,406 I'm sorry, but it's over. 288 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,382 How could you do this? 289 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,624 Frankie was perfect for us! 290 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,866 We're a special needs household, 291 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,738 And you just threw him away! 292 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,812 There was no chemistry! 293 00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:27,752 It's a waste of time. 294 00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:29,861 How many good years do you think I got left? 295 00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:30,707 Shut up! 296 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,597 Honey, you're just so quick to find the fatal flaw. 297 00:14:35,597 --> 00:14:39,648 No, sometimes it takes me many, many years! 298 00:14:41,369 --> 00:14:43,643 Hello. Oh, uh, Ms. Collins. 299 00:14:43,677 --> 00:14:45,182 Yes, I'm already in the car. 300 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,627 If you wait five minutes-- and she hung up. 301 00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,099 All right, I'd love to stay, 302 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,436 but I have to escort Ms. Collins 303 00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:52,973 down the red carpet at the Golden Globes 304 00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:54,560 and then wait for her in the parking lot 305 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,652 of the Pollo Loco. 306 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,968 Oh, Fran. 307 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,131 Come on, don't cry, baby. 308 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:06,449 I miss Elliot! 309 00:15:07,901 --> 00:15:09,800 And we're back. 310 00:15:10,802 --> 00:15:14,074 I know that you thought that he was wrong for me, 311 00:15:14,108 --> 00:15:16,815 but I love him! 312 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:19,157 Maybe I could've learned to live 313 00:15:19,191 --> 00:15:22,535 with the pain and the suffering and the uncertainty. 314 00:15:22,569 --> 00:15:24,643 I'm jewish. 315 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,288 Fran, you really-- 316 00:15:28,322 --> 00:15:31,465 Or maybe--maybe he really was gonna change 317 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,772 and I didn't give him a chance. 318 00:15:34,944 --> 00:15:37,250 Oh, who am I kidding? 319 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:40,962 Why can't I find a guy who has it all? 320 00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:42,566 Honey, you did. 321 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,186 But I'm gay. 322 00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:48,213 Fran? 323 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,791 Oh, Frannie. 324 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:07,958 Peter, what are you doing here? 325 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,705 Oh, sorry. 326 00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:11,689 I just--aah. 327 00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:17,714 - Hey. - Hey. 328 00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:20,825 I was, uh, just in the neighborhood and I-- 329 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:23,200 I was feeling bad about how it ended with us. 330 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:25,856 You mean when you called me a big pain in the ass? 331 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,121 I knew you'd take that wrong. 332 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:32,198 Uh, man, I was high as a kite in that hospital. 333 00:16:32,233 --> 00:16:34,841 I was on, like, three ibuprofen. 334 00:16:35,506 --> 00:16:36,781 You know what, Peter? 335 00:16:36,815 --> 00:16:39,122 We're good. It's fine. 336 00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:40,193 - Really? - Yeah. 337 00:16:40,227 --> 00:16:41,598 - We're good? - Mm-hmm. 338 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:42,641 Good. 339 00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:46,382 - How's Fran? - Oh, fine, you know Fran. 340 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:47,853 She's busy with the flower shop. 341 00:16:47,888 --> 00:16:49,091 And she broke up with Frankie. 342 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,563 - And she got a new pair of boots. - What? 343 00:16:50,598 --> 00:16:52,437 - Thigh-high suede. I think they're a little '90s. 344 00:16:52,472 --> 00:16:53,642 - What happened? - I don't know. 345 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:54,847 She usually has such good taste. 346 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:55,882 With Frankie, Peter. 347 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,217 How should I know, Elliot? 348 00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,289 I'm not all, like, you know, up in her business. 349 00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:00,459 Ow. F-- 350 00:17:00,494 --> 00:17:02,231 - Peter! - She's miserable! 351 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:03,736 She dumped him. 352 00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:05,141 And she's still in love with you. 353 00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,980 - She is? - Yes. 354 00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:09,138 I however, sir, am not. 355 00:17:10,024 --> 00:17:12,967 I am doing this against every bone in my body. 356 00:17:13,002 --> 00:17:15,134 But I want her to be happy. 357 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:19,422 And if we're gonna let you back in, 358 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,559 I want your word 359 00:17:20,594 --> 00:17:22,231 that you will not break her heart again. 360 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:23,703 You have got to promise me 361 00:17:23,737 --> 00:17:26,479 that you will get your act together. 362 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,887 Please! Please?! 363 00:17:28,921 --> 00:17:31,562 Please, can't you help me? 364 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,080 Oh, dear. 365 00:17:37,114 --> 00:17:39,020 If I'd have done that, 366 00:17:39,054 --> 00:17:41,796 I'd have gotten to play Cleopatra. 367 00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,301 Oh, Ms. Collins. 368 00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:44,707 I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 369 00:17:44,741 --> 00:17:47,348 This is Elliot, the gentleman Fran used to date. 370 00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:49,422 Oh, yes, of course, the record producer. 371 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:52,132 Hi, I'm Joan. 372 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,073 So he can call you Joan? 373 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,988 Yes. 374 00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:58,522 So Fran told you about me? 375 00:17:58,556 --> 00:18:01,713 Oh, yes, she did-- in great detail. 376 00:18:04,578 --> 00:18:06,551 Uh, Ms. Collins, you have a red carpet 377 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,926 And a press line and a husband. 378 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,313 And you have a lot to learn. 379 00:18:13,108 --> 00:18:14,980 And you have a woman that you love 380 00:18:15,015 --> 00:18:16,855 at home, alone. 381 00:18:17,758 --> 00:18:19,897 Make it happen, dude. 382 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,324 Thanks, Pete. 383 00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:28,327 Hmm. Not bad. 384 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:30,219 This is what I've been saying. 385 00:18:38,238 --> 00:18:39,709 Fran! Fran, get out here. 386 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,215 What is it? 387 00:18:41,249 --> 00:18:42,553 Oh, my God. Look at you. 388 00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:43,978 It's worse than I thought. 389 00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:45,897 What do you mean? What? What? 390 00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,203 I don't even know where to begin. 391 00:18:47,237 --> 00:18:48,742 - Take this off. - What's the matter with you? 392 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:50,213 Take this off. Take this off. 393 00:18:50,247 --> 00:18:51,618 Really, yoga pants? 394 00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,183 These are yoga pants? 395 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:56,267 Ow! Are you crazy? 396 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,805 - What are you doing? - Shake your hair out. 397 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:00,759 - No! Why? - Shake your hair out! 398 00:19:02,055 --> 00:19:04,329 I told you, no more ventis! 399 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:05,500 Right. Get up, get up! 400 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,671 I am up! 401 00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:08,410 No, not you, them. 402 00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:10,484 Ow! Ow! Stop it, stop it! 403 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,056 - Stop it! - Go. 404 00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,260 Get to it. 405 00:19:13,295 --> 00:19:14,670 - Ow! - Stop! 406 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:17,810 Okay. 407 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,527 Jeez! 408 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:23,363 - Elliot. - Hi. 409 00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,536 What are you doing here? 410 00:19:25,571 --> 00:19:26,807 I wanna talk to you. 411 00:19:27,525 --> 00:19:30,587 Elliot, please, don't do this to me again. 412 00:19:30,622 --> 00:19:31,935 Fran, 413 00:19:32,745 --> 00:19:34,031 I love you. 414 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,318 I love you too, but-- 415 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,217 Fran, will you marry me? 416 00:19:58,387 --> 00:20:00,058 Is that a yes? 417 00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:01,932 Oh, yes! 418 00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:04,575 Yes! Yes!