1 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,329 Is anyone else troubled by the Spider-Man theme song? 2 00:00:08,475 --> 00:00:11,740 Why would it trouble you? It's your third-favorite cartoon theme song. 3 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:16,279 It is, right behind, "Do, do, do, do, do, Inspector Gadget." 4 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:22,110 And Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell. 5 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,220 Turtle power. 6 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:28,785 However, the Spider-Man lyrics posit that Spider-Man, Spider-Man... 7 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:32,055 ...does whatever a spider can. - Yeah, so? 8 00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:35,757 I can think of many things Spider-Man can't do that a spider can. 9 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:38,164 One, crawl in your ear and die. 10 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:42,098 Two, legally leave Guatemala without a passport. 11 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:45,468 And three, have sex with a spider. 12 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:50,980 Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies. 13 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,816 It's "heebie-jeebies." 14 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,887 I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. 15 00:00:58,758 --> 00:01:01,488 I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. 16 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,458 The theme: Movies that killed their franchises. 17 00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:10,536 Oh. Like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1. 18 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,500 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. 19 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:19,906 I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it. 20 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:23,006 Penny's working tonight. I'm in. 21 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:26,674 Not me. I'm having dinner with Bernadette and her parents. 22 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,650 - Fun. We know how much you love that. - It's torture. 23 00:01:29,856 --> 00:01:32,654 Especially with her dad. We have nothing in common. 24 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,851 You know what I like to do when I'm forced to speak with those... 25 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,428 ...beneath my intellectual station? 26 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:40,462 I bring up an interesting topic... 27 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:44,728 ...like the difference between Spider-Man and spiders. 28 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:49,031 Thanks, Sheldon. I'll try that with my father-in-law. 29 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,142 No, you can't use that one. That's mine. 30 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:52,709 Try this one for an icebreaker. 31 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:54,506 Uh, despite popular lore... 32 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:58,548 ...there is no place in the continental United States, Alaska or Hawaii... 33 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:03,017 ...from which one can dig straight through the center of the Earth and come up in China. 34 00:02:05,258 --> 00:02:07,089 Great. Thank you. 35 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:10,395 Actually, you can't have that one either. It's too good. Sorry. 36 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,565 What about you, Sheldon? Do you have plans? 37 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:16,565 Sadly, yes. Amy's taking me to a memorial service. 38 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:19,499 It's for one of her colleagues who is of Asian descent... 39 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,834 ...so my planned conversational gambit is to casually remark... 40 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:28,105 ...that no matter how deep they dig his grave, he'll never make his way back to China. 41 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:32,510 That should lighten the mood. 42 00:02:32,719 --> 00:02:35,483 What can I say, I put the "fun" in funeral. 43 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:05,877 Amy? Amy? 44 00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:08,280 Oh, right, funeral. 45 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,045 Amy? 46 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,824 Hello, Sheldon. 47 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,221 I'm not allowed to wear my Silver Surfer tie... 48 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:19,057 ...but you can wear a bathrobe? 49 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,333 I think I'm too sick to go to the funeral. 50 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,430 You're sick? You poor kid. 51 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,468 Well, see you. 52 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,431 Sheldon, aren't you gonna take care of me? 53 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:33,476 Me? No, I'm not that kind of doctor. 54 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,575 But our relationship agreement clearly states... 55 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,581 ...when one of us is sick, the other must take care of them. 56 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,277 Oh. I see the confusion. 57 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:47,983 The intent behind that clause was to force you to take care of me when I'm ill. 58 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:52,289 When you're feeling better, you'll think that's funny. 59 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:57,429 Never mind. Good night, Sheldon. 60 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,341 Amy? Amy? Amy? 61 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,712 I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this. 62 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:20,790 And, additionally, you are my girlfriend and I care about your well-being. 63 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,795 - Thank you, Sheldon. - You're welcome. 64 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,967 Now let's get this over with. 65 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:44,013 - So how have you been? - Fine. 66 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,809 Good. 67 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,980 Fine is good. 68 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,722 - How are you liking retirement? - It's fine. 69 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,135 I'm sensing a theme. 70 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:14,074 You ever really think about the Spider-Man theme song? 71 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:17,646 How's that dinner coming? 72 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:23,520 - I just put it in. It's gonna be a while. - I like rare chicken. Let's do this. 73 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:25,751 You could die. 74 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:35,100 Death by chicken. Ha, ha. That's a pretty fowl way to go. 75 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,976 - Here's another beer, honey. - Thank you. 76 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:48,237 So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. 77 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:52,077 - How was it? - It was good. 78 00:05:56,222 --> 00:05:58,690 Had no idea you were the chatty one. 79 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,431 One hundred two point two. 80 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,103 Exactly what it was half an hour ago. 81 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,738 It's like you're not even trying to get better. 82 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,209 Sheldon, you don't get over the flu in half an hour. 83 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,904 Well, not with that attitude. 84 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:28,478 You know, I have to say, I'm finding your bedside manner a little lacking. 85 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,918 I'm sorry. I just want you to get better as soon as possible. 86 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:36,155 And with that goal in mind, let me ask you a question. 87 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:38,796 Do you believe in the placebo effect? 88 00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:42,229 Of course I do. There have been many studies proving its validity. 89 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:47,372 Great. Now, this may look like a Tic Tac... 90 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:53,041 ...but it is really a powerful medication specifically designed... 91 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:56,771 ...to cure your illness, as well as freshen your breath. 92 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,949 Sheldon, this isn't helping. 93 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,984 Why don't you just let me get some rest? 94 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:05,180 How can you sleep? I'm not done making you feel better. 95 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:09,885 I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you... 96 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,290 ...and apply VapoRub to your chest. 97 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:23,299 You wanna rub something on my chest? 98 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:27,772 Yes. All over it. 99 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,309 Ahem. Maybe we should start with that. 100 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,482 Now you're being a responsible patient. 101 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:52,827 Now, you may notice some tingling. 102 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,606 Oh, I'm counting on it. 103 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,543 - Okay, dig in. - Hold up. 104 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:11,384 Bless us, O Lord, for these thy gifts which we are about to receive... 105 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:14,424 ...from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, amen. 106 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,695 Took the words right out of my mouth. 107 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,832 So, Dad, have you done any fishing lately? 108 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:28,200 - I'm going next weekend. - Oh. You like to fish? 109 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,902 Yes. 110 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,614 Sure. I can hear it in your voice. 111 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,951 If he didn't like it, he wouldn't go. 112 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:45,352 You know, I hadn't thought of that. 113 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,355 Help me. 114 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,492 Dad, maybe you could take Howard fishing sometime. 115 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:56,395 - Give you a chance to get to know each other. - No, no. We know each other well enough. 116 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:59,594 He's been talking my ear off all night. 117 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,171 Howie, I think you'd have fun. 118 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,939 - Fine. You can tag along. - Terrific. 119 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,173 My two favorite fellas "gone fishing." 120 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,884 Hang on a second. Bernie, next weekend we have that thing. 121 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:19,819 - What thing? - You know, the thing. 122 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:23,493 Oh, that thing. No, I canceled that thing. 123 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,467 All right, it's settled. You and I are going fishing. 124 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,933 Great. Heh. Thanks for the help. 125 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:36,833 I've never even been fishing. This is gonna be a disaster. 126 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:40,911 If you don't want to look foolish doing something, you should practice. 127 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,707 Do you know how many beef Wellingtons I made by myself... 128 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,781 ...before I invited you guys over? 129 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:53,023 I'll give you a hint. You can see them here, here and here. 130 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,330 Raj is right. You should get someone to give you some pointers. 131 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,124 Do you guys know how to fish? 132 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,625 - No. - No. 133 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,306 But if you catch anything, I know how to steam it in banana leaves. 134 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:13,301 Come on, we must know somebody who can do manly stuff like this. 135 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,480 What's up? 136 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,757 Step one, worms. 137 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,218 Ew. 138 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:35,762 Okay, "ew" is one of the things you're not gonna wanna say in front of your father-in-law. 139 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,971 It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away." 140 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,336 - Now pick one up. - Really? 141 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:46,272 - You're gonna have to do it when you're fishing. - Okay. 142 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,176 What are you waiting for? 143 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,410 I don't know. For them to die of natural causes? 144 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:58,045 Just pick up a worm and put him on this hook. 145 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,492 Fine. Ahem. 146 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,198 There. Heh. 147 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,707 I'm no expert, but I think the hook has to go through the worm. 148 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,803 Fine. 149 00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:23,038 Sorry, Mr. Worm. 150 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,740 Sherm. Sherm the worm. 151 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,050 Hey, don't name him, just jab a hook in his face. 152 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,724 - You got this, buddy. - Yeah, come on. Hook that worm. 153 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,053 - You can do it. - That's great. 154 00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,025 Cheerleading. Way to man things up. 155 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:47,731 "...and the control group displayed significantly fewer genetic abnormalities. 156 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:51,243 But because of flaws in the experimental design... 157 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,674 ...relating to environment and diet... 158 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:58,441 ...they lived inconclusively ever after." The end. 159 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:02,117 That was great. Rub my chest again. 160 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,614 No. I need to get you down for a nap. 161 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:09,454 And for some reason, that VapoRub gets you all fired up. 162 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,864 - How's the poor thing? - I'm hanging in there. Thanks for asking. 163 00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,466 Hey, Amy, I brought you some drugs we've been working on in the lab. 164 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,664 This is proving really good for congestion. 165 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,275 There's a chance it can make tears burn like acid. 166 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,469 So if you take it, happy thoughts. 167 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,848 I'm gonna draw you a soothing bath. 168 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,451 - Where's your bath thermometer? - I don't have a bath thermometer. 169 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,485 Fine, then I'm going to draw you... 170 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,182 ...a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature. 171 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,320 This is a really good expectorant. 172 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:49,126 Although, some test subjects reported lactating uncontrollably when they heard music. 173 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,828 Okay, okay, here's the deal. I don't need your medicine. I'm not sick. 174 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,834 - I don't understand. - I got better two days ago. 175 00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,406 It's just been so nice having Sheldon take care of me. 176 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:05,549 - So you've just been lying to him? - You see the stuff in my nose? Rubber cement. 177 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:11,883 I don't mean to be judgy, but this is the kind of thing lunatics do. 178 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,324 All right. I'll tell him. 179 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:21,262 Amy, would you be strong enough to bathe yourself or do you need my help? 180 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,531 I'll tell him tomorrow. 181 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,638 Momma needs a bath. 182 00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:36,675 Now, let's assume by some miracle you actually catch a fish. 183 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:40,045 You're gonna have to know how to gut it. So, what you're gonna do... 184 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:44,455 ...is you're gonna take your knife, slice him right up the belly. 185 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,093 - Do you want me to stop? - No, I'm fine. Keep going. 186 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:55,563 You don't wanna cut too deep into his guts or the blood will just squirt all over your face. 187 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,372 Oh, my God. What is with you guys? 188 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:06,170 Well, it's not our fault. Our dads never did anything like this with us. 189 00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:09,211 - What, never? - My dad was an anthropologist. 190 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,076 The only father-son time he spent... 191 00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:15,049 ...was with a 2000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy. 192 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,244 I hated that kid. 193 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,616 Mine just took me to his gynecology office. 194 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,126 I got so bored, I'd put vaginal lubricant at the bottom of my shoes... 195 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,891 ...and pretend I was ice skating. 196 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:35,434 Yeah, well my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence... 197 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,839 ...Iooking out the window, waiting for my dad to come back some day. 198 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,415 Yeah, okay, Howard wins. 199 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:47,843 We didn't have opportunities like this when we were growing up... 200 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,853 ...but right now there's a dad that wants to take you on a fishing trip. 201 00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:54,592 You're right. Ugh. I should do this. 202 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,784 Great. Ahem. Here you go. 203 00:14:56,996 --> 00:15:01,524 Now what you do is, you stick your thumb down its throat, grab the guts and pull. 204 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:07,166 Here we go. 205 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,040 Oh, look, it's a female. You can see all the eggs. 206 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,659 Oh, Sheldon, am I glad you're back. 207 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,270 I've taken a turn for the worst. 208 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,697 I think I'm gonna need another bath. 209 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,668 I'm surprised to hear that. 210 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,576 You see, the other day, I was concerned that you weren't recovering... 211 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,216 ...so while you were sleeping, I took a cheek swab... 212 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,080 ...and had it cultured in the lab. 213 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,281 - Oh? - I got the results back. 214 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,425 Have you developed any of the following symptoms? 215 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:08,031 A growing nose or perhaps a warm sensation in the trouser region? 216 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,535 Also known as full-blown Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire. 217 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,572 All right, all right. But I really was sick at the beginning. 218 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,937 It's just been so nice having you take care of me. 219 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:24,015 It hurts that you would lie to me, Amy. 220 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,878 I thought our relationship was based on trust... 221 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:31,113 ...and a mutual admiration that skews in my favor. 222 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,516 I feel terrible I did this. 223 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,890 It pains me to say it, but I think some form of penalty is in order... 224 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:41,464 ...so as to discourage this type of behavior in the future. 225 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,464 I suppose that's fair. What do you suggest? 226 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:48,867 In a perfect world, I'd lock you in a stockade in the public square. 227 00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,035 And that probably requires a permit. 228 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:58,380 I could not be allowed to go to the opening of the next Star Trek movie. 229 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,610 Oh, that seems overly harsh. 230 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,480 You gave in to a human weakness. You didn't kill a man. 231 00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,716 You know, it's a tad old-school... 232 00:17:09,928 --> 00:17:12,624 ...but my father was not one to spare the rod... 233 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:17,268 ...when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey. 234 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,900 Are you saying you wanna spank me? 235 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,870 I don't want to... 236 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,810 ...but it looks like you left me no choice. 237 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:35,885 That's true. 238 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,252 I've been a very bad girl. 239 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,466 Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to fish we go. 240 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,998 - That's what you're wearing? - No good? 241 00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:56,936 The guy at the sporting goods store said these are what fishermen wear. 242 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,468 Maybe in cartoons. 243 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:05,143 I wish I had known that before I posted all those pictures on Facebook. 244 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:11,521 All right. Let's hit the road. I wouldn't mind shooting some ducks in the morning. 245 00:18:11,723 --> 00:18:14,055 Wait, now we're shooting things? 246 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,927 I like using a big shell. 247 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:20,428 You can't eat them afterwards but it's fun watching them blow up. 248 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:31,303 Sir, I'm flattered that you invited me and I really want you to like me... 249 00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:36,846 ...but I don't think this trip is the way to do it. 250 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,646 And I can't return these things if there's chunks of duck all over them. 251 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:46,046 - So why'd you agree to come? - Because Bernadette made me. 252 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:50,558 I tried to back out too. My wife said I had to go. 253 00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:54,994 Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop. 254 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,227 You're an astronaut and your wife makes you do things... 255 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:01,200 ...and she's only 4 feet tall. 256 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:09,343 So, what do we do now? They expect us to go away for the weekend. 257 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:18,882 There's an Indian casino near Palm Springs. 258 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,360 You know how to shoot craps? 259 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,029 No, but I'm not a stranger to dice games. 260 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,495 I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion. 261 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,064 I'll teach you how to play. 262 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,073 Really? 263 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,209 Thank you, sir. 264 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,582 Call me Mike. 265 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,318 Okay. 266 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,559 Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike? 267 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,928 That's my wife and daughter you're talking about. 268 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,569 Great couple of gals. 269 00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,768 I wouldn't go that far. 270 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,704 Are you prepared to receive your punishment? 271 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,787 One second. I wanna put on some music. 272 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,814 Why? 273 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,722 I don't wanna disturb the people next door while you discipline me. 274 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,963 Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let's begin. 275 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,676 Oh, my. 276 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,075 Excuse me. You're not supposed to be enjoying this. 277 00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,482 Then maybe you should spank me harder. 278 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,752 Maybe I will.