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What do you think?
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The new worldwide headquarters
of Brinkley/chafin construction.
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Very industrial,
it looks like a place
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where Michael Jackson
would have dance fights.
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All right, look out.
I'm gonna banister it.
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Oh! No, I'm not.
Lots of rust. Okay.
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- But still awesome, babe.
- Yeah.
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A little more scratch
than we were hoping to pay,
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but you know what?
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All we gotta do is just start
generating some, uh...
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- Some money.
- Yeah.
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But as you can see from our
great wall of job-ortunities,
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Scott and I got
some really fantastic
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potential gigs lined up.
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Definitely.
Some rock-solid leads.
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Yeah, so...
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Thread barn? Really?
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All right, wow,
uh, you know what?
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Always gonna be some stress
when you're starting out
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- with a new business.
- Yep.
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But when I was a lawyer,
I ate stress for breakfast.
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Of course, I chased it down
with a pack of cigarettes.
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Man, I really miss
those old pleasure sticks.
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God, it was like making out
with a cab driver's jacket.
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Yeah.
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You know what'd ease your
stress, Chris?
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Mango Margarita.
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Check this out.
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You... you bought
a Margarita machine?
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- Yeah, I emailed you about it.
- No, you didn't.
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Because I would have emailed
you back,
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"absolutely do not do that."
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But we got people
coming through.
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We gotta show them
a good time.
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Wine 'em, dine 'em,
and redesign 'em.
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I like mine no ice.
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And no Margarita mix.
Then it's just Tequila.
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Yeah.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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I wanted to tell you,
I got another email
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from that lady who won
the "backstage with Ava" contest
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we did last spring.
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- When I had a backstage.
- Mm-hmm.
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Or a stage.
Or a show.
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How are those drinks coming,
boys?
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I guess she's in town,
and she's got her family here.
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And she wants
to hang out with you,
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so I will just
get rid of her for you, okay?
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No, you know what?
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I will meet with them.
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Ever since the show ended...
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Already lost the show,
honey.
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I've missed having
a profound effect
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on people's lives.
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You know, if I
can't change their lives
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in their living rooms,
why not bring them into mine?
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And by my living room, I mean
a well-populated Starbucks
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near my house, because I
don't know these people.
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That's the sound
of profits.
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You do not get
how business works, do you?
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Yeah. Thumbs...
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Oh, he's trying to slap on in
from the blue line, huh?
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Not gonna happen, old man,
my goalie eats up that net.
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Goal!
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All right, I'm calling it.
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I mean, it's just...
He had the better controller.
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Why don't you
go get your stuff ready?
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'Cause your dad's gonna take you
to your mom's.
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Nope,
Connie's coming here.
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And she'll be late as always.
Or early.
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She's always trying
to eff with my head.
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Oh, wow, she's coming here?
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God, I haven't seen her
since you guys split up.
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I know you two
were buds,
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but thank you for respecting
my opinion
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that she's currently the worst
person on the face of the earth.
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But she's still the same,
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same old out-of-date
Rachel haircut,
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same horrible perfume.
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Camisole
by Chico Nucci.
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What? My nickname
was bloodhound in college.
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Tell me you're
not fanning out those magazines
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for Connie?
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I have not called Connie once,
all right?
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I stopped going
to ballet class with her.
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I am team Scott.
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Yeah, right on time.
Typical Connie.
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- Hey.
- Yeah.
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How was Kyle this weekend?
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Did I give him soda?
Is that what you're asking?
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- Yes.
- We split a Mr. Pibb! God.
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How come...
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Hey, guys.
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- Hi.
- Greetings.
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Miss you in ballet.
Madame Pomfrey says hello.
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She does?
Oh, that's so...
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Whatever.
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- Nice, dude. I love it!
- Yeah, thanks.
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Makes us look
more official.
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Although I'm begging you
to start wearing some underwear.
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I could pick them
out of a lineup.
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Hey, ladies!
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- Chuck.
- Mad dog.
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Connie told me that
my idiot ex-son-in-law
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and the full-blown woman
that he was hanging out with
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we're renting office space...
I figured I'd swing by
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and check out the competition.
It looks pretty good.
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It's gonna make
a really nice other business
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in a couple of weeks.
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I'm gonna swing
by the thread barn
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'cause I'm doing
that remodel.
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I understand you guys
were bidding on that too.
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Tough break, huh?
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You're fat!
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I think he heard you,
dude.
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- Connie. Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
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I think Kyle
left his backpack here.
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You know what they say about
boys and their backpacks, right?
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It's, like,
whenever they go somewhere
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with their backpacks,
they are...
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Um, they leave them...
The backpacks... there.
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Come on in.
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Okay...
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Um, it's...
Ah, there it is.
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I'm just headed
over to ballet.
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Oh...
Taking the Wednesday 2:00, huh?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
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Bet you Kelly's there already.
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Such a kiss-ass,
that girl.
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God, don't even get me started
on your pas de chat.
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It's just so fluid.
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It was better
than Kelly's.
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Ugh, she's the worst.
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Just, you know,
I mean, it was...
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It was something like that,
I don't know.
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Oh, my God,
we had so much fun.
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Yeah. We did.
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Scott and Chris
should be home soon, so...
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- I should go.
- That would be best.
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All right.
Bye-bye.
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Ow, I shouldn't have done that.
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I can't believe
that he snagged that job.
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Don't worry
about that.
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Those thread barn guys
are dicks.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna check out the sign
from over here, just...
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Nice.
It's got great...
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Curb appeal.
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- are you second-hand smoking?
- What? No.
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I'm just grabbing a whiff.
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It's a totally
slippery slope, dude.
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You go from piggy-backing
on a guy's smoke,
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next thing you know,
you're giving
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your daughter's wedding toast
through a hole in your neck.
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What a joyous occasion.
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Palmer clan!
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- Welcome.
- Oh! No way, sister.
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We're gonna do this right...
Nice and tight.
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Oh, the old Milwaukee
black bear, oh!
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Frank, get a picture!
Oh, Mark, get in here!
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Nice to meet you.
Mark, pleasure.
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Just super-jazzed
to be spending the day
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with you today, Frank.
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- All right.
- Okay!
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Okay, now that's a keeper,
right?
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It's all keepers today,
Joan.
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You guys are gonna be
the talk of Milwaukee.
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Move over, big ragu.
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Ava,
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Mark's going to college,
pre-med.
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I'm hoping to squeeze
in a theater class or two...
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Great stuff.
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Well, what do you say we
kick this day of fun-spiration
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into overdrive?
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Oh, my God.
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Come on, kids!
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It's a little tight
in there.
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I mean,
who's gonna grease us up?
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- Not me, Joan.
- Oh, okay.
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Frank, you want
to move your leg.
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- Buckle up.
- The other one.
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- Everybody in?
- Not quite.
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- All right, let's go!
- I'm not buckled in!
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Frank, babe, you got
a knee in my back.
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- Hi.
- Hey there.
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Um, I'd like to sign up
for the Tuesday,
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- Wednesday dance class, please?
- Reagan?
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Tracy,
would you just shh!
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I'm incognito, okay?
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So just don't call me Reagan.
Thanks.
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- I'm glad you came.
- Oh, hey.
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I almost didn't.
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I know it's
an awkward situation for you
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with me and Scott.
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You know, rawr!
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So do you wanna dance?
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Isn't that
why we're here?
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Reagan, so good to see you.
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Tracy, would you shh!
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Hey, did you read my e-mail?
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I did not.
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Why, did you buy
a tandoori oven?
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I ran into an old
traffic school buddy of mine.
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He's opening up
a high-end bakery,
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needs a full remodel.
We'd be the only ones pitching.
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Well, that's great.
Board it, baby!
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Brinkley/chafin construction,
here we go!
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Oh, shoot.
You know, I wrote it too big.
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I'm just gonna erase, um,
golf town and Tico's tacos.
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No, what...
Oh, come on, are you serious?
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I thought Tico's tacos
was a lock, man.
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Did you speak to Tico?
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Hello?
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Brinkley/chafin construction,
meet the Palmers.
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This is the family
I was telling you about.
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Are we gonna go
to any movie studios?
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I don't know,
our day is pretty full.
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We just went to
the press juicery that I love.
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We got lentil smoothies.
They love them.
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Unfortunately,
Frank's first sip
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just shot right through him,
like a rocket.
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But fortunately
the backstage vip access tour
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gives bathroom access
in the valley.
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- Around the corner, Frank.
- Go, go, go.
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Scott!
Marg me.
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Honey,
I'm gonna go have a smoke.
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And get the taste of that
out of my mouth.
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Very good, very good.
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All right, that is it.
I will see you next time, oui?
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Very graceful, very good...
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- Reagan...
- Those are my neighbors.
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Gene and Terry,
they're blabbermouths.
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Excuse me.
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Don't forget
your gym bag.
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I'll call you, okay?
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- You want one?
- No, I'm good.
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My cousin was
in the construction game.
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Didn't last long.
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Now he's selling buckwheat
neck pillows at the airport.
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You know what, I think
I will take one of those.
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Thank you so much.
Thank you.
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Okay, Palmers.
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We'd better haul ass
if you want to watch me
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get a tea tree oil
scalp treatment.
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Is that different
from the eucalyptus thing
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you got done
on your feet?
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Oh, no,
it's basically the same.
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Oh, hey.
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- Bye, Chris!
- Bye-bye.
250
00:09:53,939 --> 00:09:57,942
- Be right back.
- Ah, man.
251
00:09:57,943 --> 00:10:01,404
You know, I've taught you
a lot today about inner beauty.
252
00:10:01,405 --> 00:10:03,990
Do you guys want to get a cab
and skedaddle out of here?
253
00:10:03,991 --> 00:10:06,838
Inner beauty is really wasted
in the absence
254
00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,474
of super-fine
outer beauty.
255
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,778
- Go on.
- You know what I mean, Joan?
256
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,763
Joan?
257
00:10:14,764 --> 00:10:17,432
Frank?
258
00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,922
Boy?
259
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,341
Let me see.
260
00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:22,737
I don't look too goofy
in these?
261
00:10:22,738 --> 00:10:23,805
I think you look great.
You should totally
262
00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:25,261
- get a pair of those.
- Yeah?
263
00:10:25,262 --> 00:10:26,491
- But they feel like they're...
- Reagan?
264
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,160
- Oh, no.
- Why's the door locked?
265
00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,362
Ava.
Um... get out.
266
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:33,147
Reagan? The dead-bolt
seems to be engaged.
267
00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:34,415
- Go. Go. Go. Go.
- Reagan?
268
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,167
I can't let Ava
see us together.
269
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,452
- I don't want Christopher...
- What are you doing?
270
00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,703
Listen, just
please go in there. Shh.
271
00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:39,704
- I...
- Really quiet, okay?
272
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:41,611
Coming!
273
00:10:41,612 --> 00:10:44,709
I guess, ultimately, a day
in the life of the new Ava
274
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,678
wasn't enough
to inspire them.
275
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,701
I mean,
sometimes I don't even know
276
00:10:48,702 --> 00:10:50,286
- who the new Ava is.
- Oh.
277
00:10:50,287 --> 00:10:51,516
Wow, you really need
a new dishwasher.
278
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,331
That's awful.
279
00:10:53,332 --> 00:10:55,458
Well, you know what?
It's about that time.
280
00:10:55,459 --> 00:10:56,304
- You're right.
- Yeah.
281
00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:57,490
It's lunchtime.
282
00:10:58,107 --> 00:11:00,588
I say we pop in one of those
frozen family-size lasagnas.
283
00:11:00,589 --> 00:11:03,311
You know, honey,
like I said before,
284
00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:07,565
this just isn't really
a good time for me.
285
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,888
- You're right.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:08,889 --> 00:11:10,848
- You did say that.
- I did.
287
00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:12,642
- And I didn't hear it.
- No.
288
00:11:12,643 --> 00:11:14,188
Because I was
too caught up in myself...
289
00:11:14,189 --> 00:11:15,690
- Yeah.
- To listen.
290
00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:17,458
You know what, maybe that's
the mistake I made
291
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,710
with the family Palmer.
292
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,545
I made their entire visit
about me,
293
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,610
and it should have been
about them.
294
00:11:22,611 --> 00:11:24,632
Look at that, you just
inspired yourself, right?
295
00:11:24,633 --> 00:11:26,501
You know
what I'm going to do?
296
00:11:26,502 --> 00:11:28,870
I think I'm going to pay
the family Palmer another visit.
297
00:11:28,871 --> 00:11:31,536
- Let me just use your bathroom...
- Nope, it's broken.
298
00:11:34,581 --> 00:11:36,499
I'm so sorry.
299
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,877
So what do you say, Danny boy,
we gonna bake some bread?
300
00:11:39,878 --> 00:11:41,516
These numbers
look pretty good.
301
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:42,463
Dan!
302
00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:44,465
Hi, Chuck "mad dog" ashworth.
303
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:46,237
Listen,
before you go into business
304
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:48,556
with the pointer sisters here,
let me tell you.
305
00:11:48,557 --> 00:11:51,848
I'll do that job twice as nice
at half the price.
306
00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,745
- Too late, beach ball.
- Bam.
307
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,446
Hang on here, guys, I mean...
308
00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:57,562
I should probably
hear him out, right?
309
00:11:57,563 --> 00:11:58,760
Let's take a walk.
310
00:12:00,402 --> 00:12:02,370
- How'd he hear about this job?
- I don't...
311
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:07,241
I'll take it from here,
ovary twins!
312
00:12:07,242 --> 00:12:10,700
We don't look anything alike.
That's ridiculous.
313
00:12:10,701 --> 00:12:13,327
So I'm just
gonna get this stuff.
314
00:12:13,328 --> 00:12:15,496
Tropical tic tacs.
315
00:12:15,497 --> 00:12:17,987
Uh, fried fruit pie.
316
00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,805
Giant pickle in a bag
of its own juice.
317
00:12:21,253 --> 00:12:23,391
Wife's pregnant.
318
00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:24,642
Let me see.
What else, what else?
319
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,093
Um, oh!
320
00:12:26,094 --> 00:12:28,301
Boob lighter.
321
00:12:28,302 --> 00:12:30,595
Air freshener.
Let's see, all right.
322
00:12:30,596 --> 00:12:33,267
Uh... yeah, there,
it's my list.
323
00:12:33,268 --> 00:12:34,602
Tropical tic tacs, check.
324
00:12:34,603 --> 00:12:35,653
Fri pie,
giant pickle in a bag.
325
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,143
Boob lighter, pina colada...
326
00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:39,273
Oh!
Yeah, uh...
327
00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:40,658
What's that say?
Yes, cigarettes.
328
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:41,743
I almost forgot.
329
00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:44,445
Do you sell cigarettes?
330
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:46,214
There they are. Yeah.
Okay, yeah, great.
331
00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:49,167
I'll take one of those.
I guess a red one would be...
332
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,718
Hard pack.
333
00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,431
Palmers... Plamers!
334
00:12:55,432 --> 00:12:57,371
hi. Hi.
335
00:12:57,372 --> 00:13:01,320
I'm sorry yesterday turned
into such a screaming disaster.
336
00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:03,221
It was wrong of me to think
I could change your lives
337
00:13:03,222 --> 00:13:04,921
without knowing
who you are.
338
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,756
The only thing I learned
339
00:13:06,757 --> 00:13:09,884
is that Frank
can't handle lentils.
340
00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:13,315
To know you,
I have to listen.
341
00:13:13,316 --> 00:13:17,058
And if you give me
another chance, I'm all ears.
342
00:13:17,059 --> 00:13:19,393
We'll do anything
you guys want,
343
00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:21,604
and this time,
we'll be traveling
344
00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:25,358
in this European limo bus!
Huh?
345
00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:28,430
Please, mom, can we just
see a bit of Hollywood?
346
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:29,779
It's why we came, right?
347
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,572
Boy has spoken.
348
00:13:31,573 --> 00:13:33,938
- It's Mark.
- Mark.
349
00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,276
Agh.
350
00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:47,046
Ah, let mommy pack up
her ballet stuff real quick.
351
00:13:47,047 --> 00:13:48,600
- Oh, hey, honey.
- Hey, babe.
352
00:13:48,601 --> 00:13:49,841
- Hey.
- Hi, baby.
353
00:13:49,842 --> 00:13:51,259
Hi, honey,
you're home early.
354
00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,655
How wonderful for me.
355
00:13:52,656 --> 00:13:53,719
- Hi.
- Oh!
356
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,274
I'm sorry. Sorry.
357
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:59,662
I'm just... I just had a "gee-ro,"
or "hero". Whatever.
358
00:13:59,663 --> 00:14:00,893
"Guy-ro."
359
00:14:00,894 --> 00:14:02,186
Really?
360
00:14:02,187 --> 00:14:04,883
So how did
the, um, how'd the...
361
00:14:04,884 --> 00:14:06,440
How'd the meeting go?
362
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:07,786
Mad dog underbid us.
363
00:14:07,787 --> 00:14:10,305
Somehow that fat bastard
found out about the job.
364
00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:11,724
I mean, Scott and I were
supposed to be the only ones
365
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,392
that knew about it.
366
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:14,843
- What's with the ballet shoes?
- What? What?
367
00:14:14,844 --> 00:14:16,311
I don't know.
What are you t...
368
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,910
What's with all
the questions, man?
369
00:14:17,911 --> 00:14:21,266
What are you,
the late Mike Wallace?
370
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:23,936
- Is that a new perfume?
- On me? No, same old...
371
00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:26,002
Same old smell.
It's...
372
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,087
Camisole by Chico Nucci.
373
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:30,214
Connie was here.
374
00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:31,944
You've been sneaking around,
dancing on your tiptoes
375
00:14:31,945 --> 00:14:33,445
with Connie,
haven't you?
376
00:14:33,446 --> 00:14:35,748
It was
two ballet classes,
377
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,535
and she came over once,
and we had a glass of wine.
378
00:14:39,536 --> 00:14:41,754
- Oh, my God, it was Connie.
- Huh?
379
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,489
Right here, where you
and your brother's worst enemy
380
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:47,710
had your little girly
wine and tutu party.
381
00:14:47,711 --> 00:14:49,428
Please notice my notes
for our meeting
382
00:14:49,429 --> 00:14:50,662
strewn all over the place...
383
00:14:50,663 --> 00:14:52,715
The time, the date,
the location,
384
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:56,835
even our parking instructions
for all to see.
385
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:58,868
Connie told her dad
about our gig.
386
00:14:58,869 --> 00:15:00,858
- Chris, that's...
- Absolutely what happened?
387
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:04,123
Uh, yeah.
388
00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:06,779
This is what happens when you
don't tell the truth, Reagan.
389
00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:12,317
- Dreams coming true?
- I don't know.
390
00:15:12,318 --> 00:15:14,903
I mean, to see
all this cool Hollywood stuff,
391
00:15:14,904 --> 00:15:17,539
it makes me not so totally
stoked to become a doctor.
392
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:21,557
Why are you not
so totally stoked?
393
00:15:21,558 --> 00:15:23,684
'Cause I wanna be
an actor.
394
00:15:23,685 --> 00:15:27,396
Well, being an actor is just
as important as being a doctor.
395
00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:28,584
Yeah, but my mom says
that acting is for people
396
00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:31,837
who are too lazy
to get a real job.
397
00:15:31,838 --> 00:15:35,571
Joan? Frank?
Family meeting.
398
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:38,343
Wha... what are you doing?
399
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:41,232
I'm about to really
change some lives.
400
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,481
You know what?
That was daddy's last cigarette.
401
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:13,745
Daddy's last wonderfully
intoxicating, smooth,
402
00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:17,446
tasty tube
of pleasure.
403
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:20,719
And I'm sorry
about the boob lighter.
404
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,495
You know that daddy
respects women.
405
00:16:24,496 --> 00:16:28,193
I invite you into my house,
into my home.
406
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:30,376
And then you steal
business information from Scott,
407
00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:31,263
so you can give it
to your father,
408
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:32,962
so you can screw him over?
409
00:16:32,963 --> 00:16:35,256
How can you even look
at yourself in...
410
00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:37,008
In all of these mirrors?
411
00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:39,655
- Are you finished?
- No.
412
00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:41,429
I don't like your hair.
413
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:43,876
Reagan, F.Y.I,
it was Scott.
414
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,684
That idiot emailed my dad
by accident.
415
00:16:46,685 --> 00:16:48,130
He typed in "ch" for Chris
416
00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,132
and it auto-completed
Chuck instead.
417
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,449
He does it
all the time.
418
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,502
He congratulated my dad
when Amy was born,
419
00:16:53,503 --> 00:16:55,484
and recently,
he's been going on and on
420
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:57,403
about some Margarita machine.
421
00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:59,725
So if you're gonna
blame someone,
422
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,845
you can blame that
dumbass brother of yours.
423
00:17:02,846 --> 00:17:04,146
Well, you know what?
424
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,463
F.Y.I....
425
00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:09,665
nobody calls my brother
a dumbass but me.
426
00:17:09,666 --> 00:17:13,043
And, secondly, your pas de chat
is super-rigid.
427
00:17:13,044 --> 00:17:14,239
Yeah, you heard me.
428
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,629
Look at madame Pomfrey
over there.
429
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:19,592
She's silently agreeing.
430
00:17:19,593 --> 00:17:21,594
Team Scott!
431
00:17:21,595 --> 00:17:22,497
Drama school?
432
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:25,334
Oh, this
is friggin' unbelievable.
433
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,919
Why can't I do
what I want to do?
434
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,704
Ava's right, it's my life.
435
00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:30,505
If you're gonna go
to college on our dime,
436
00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:32,708
it's gonna be
so you can get a real job.
437
00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:36,295
Yeah, well,
at least Ava believes in me.
438
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:38,630
Oh, well,
that's just dandy.
439
00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:40,988
- Thanks, Ava.
- You're welcome.
440
00:17:40,989 --> 00:17:43,532
We came to Los Angeles
to meet our dream celebrity.
441
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:44,836
Thank you.
442
00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:46,638
And now our son is throwing
his life in the G.D. Garbage.
443
00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,558
He's just trying
to be true to himself.
444
00:17:49,559 --> 00:17:52,644
We all get one shot
to be who we are
445
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:56,148
on this crazy ride
called earth.
446
00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:57,505
To live it unhappily,
447
00:17:57,506 --> 00:18:01,153
to not be
who you really are,
448
00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:03,872
well, that's what I call
throwing your life
449
00:18:03,873 --> 00:18:07,359
in the G.D. Garbage.
450
00:18:07,808 --> 00:18:09,194
Let's go, Frank.
451
00:18:09,195 --> 00:18:12,331
Joan,
I want a divorce.
452
00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,582
Ava's right.
I have to be true to myself.
453
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:15,217
Oh, good lord.
454
00:18:15,218 --> 00:18:16,718
You're sexy as hell,
but you push me away
455
00:18:16,719 --> 00:18:18,253
at every opportunity
you get.
456
00:18:18,254 --> 00:18:20,736
This is a loveless marriage,
and you know it!
457
00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:23,708
All you care about is your bird
and those damn corgis!
458
00:18:24,199 --> 00:18:26,728
I don't care.
You know why?
459
00:18:26,729 --> 00:18:28,347
'Cause I'm a lesbian, Frank!
460
00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:30,776
Yeah! A lesbian!
461
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:33,385
So some of this
must have
462
00:18:33,386 --> 00:18:35,904
come with you guys
from Milwaukee.
463
00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:37,522
Ow. You're right, honey.
464
00:18:37,523 --> 00:18:38,890
I shouldn't have gone
behind your back.
465
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,859
I am so sorry.
466
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:44,496
You know what?
Don't beat yourself up, babe.
467
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:47,555
I know, but I lied to you,
and we don't lie to each other.
468
00:18:47,556 --> 00:18:49,267
Well, at least
you learned a lesson.
469
00:18:49,268 --> 00:18:50,836
I did.
470
00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,337
- All right.
- It's not often
471
00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:53,588
that I hear you say,
"you're right."
472
00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:57,175
It's kinda sexy.
473
00:18:57,176 --> 00:19:00,379
Really?
474
00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,632
You're right.
You're right, baby.
475
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,300
- Heh.
- You're so right.
476
00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:08,220
- Mmm. Mmm.
- Let's get that shirt off.
477
00:19:08,221 --> 00:19:09,805
No, I don't... no.
We don't really need... no.
478
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:11,306
- Yeah. Don't struggle.
- No, babe... I mean, let's...
479
00:19:11,307 --> 00:19:13,809
Honey, I'm...
Get that off you.
480
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:17,459
I don't know if tonight's
the greatest night.
481
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,698
- Why? Why? Why?
- Unh! Aah!
482
00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:21,650
Why?
Because I betrayed you?
483
00:19:21,651 --> 00:19:23,118
You're gonna make me
work for it, huh?
484
00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:24,269
Are you gonna make me
work for it?
485
00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,404
Mm, look at you,
posing for me.
486
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,905
Honey, you don't have to pose.
487
00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:28,512
Just posing and stretching.
Look at the merchandise.
488
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,328
Mmm, hmm-hmm.
489
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,781
You know what, babe?
490
00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:38,717
Why don't we just
put the brakes on,
491
00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,886
and maybe we'll do just, like,
a sexy massage or something.
492
00:19:41,401 --> 00:19:44,256
No, I'm good, I'm...
Mmm. Mm.
493
00:19:44,257 --> 00:19:46,558
Oh, I feel... feel kind...
Kind of weird right now.
494
00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:47,792
Like sexy-weird, right?
495
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:50,618
Like, kind of all tingly
and stuff?
496
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:51,763
- Like...
- No. Ohh.
497
00:19:51,764 --> 00:19:55,484
Kind of like I just
inhaled a bunch of pool water.
498
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,235
- I mean, that can be sexy too.
- Huh?
499
00:19:57,236 --> 00:19:58,520
Skinny-dipping
in a grotto or something.
500
00:19:58,521 --> 00:19:59,905
- Really?
- Guys come and...
501
00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:01,239
Actually, don't touch me
for one second.
502
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,242
Honey, please,
just let me...
503
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:07,913
- What's that?
- Ew, I don't know.
504
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:10,665
What is that, like,
an old band-aid? Gross.
505
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,367
Is this a nicotine patch?
506
00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:14,870
I don't know,
it was on you.
507
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,422
- Are you smoking again?
- I'm quitting smoking.
508
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:21,148
Oh, my God, you were smoking
behind my back?
509
00:20:21,149 --> 00:20:22,844
That is way worse
than me, dude.
510
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,796
And, oh, you're trying to make
me feel all guilty like that?
511
00:20:25,362 --> 00:20:26,681
Get off my side.
512
00:20:26,682 --> 00:20:28,500
Unbelievable.
513
00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,256
It's the first time I've ever
felt like having a cigarette
514
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:36,558
after not having sex.
515
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:37,842
Think I'm gonna barf.
516
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:40,614
No, you're not
gonna pound that.
517
00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:43,756
Commercial
518
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,887
this baby's
the only Margarita machine
519
00:20:51,888 --> 00:20:53,764
endorsed by Jimmy Buffett.
520
00:20:53,765 --> 00:20:54,778
Little early to be drinking
our profits,
521
00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:56,246
don't you think, Scotty?
522
00:20:56,247 --> 00:20:57,947
Chris, you remember Steve
and Doug from the alley.
523
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,104
They came in for some margs,
we got to talking.
524
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,335
Turns out
they're looking to convert
525
00:21:01,336 --> 00:21:02,886
the empty blockbuster
next door
526
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:05,567
into an old world
fondue place.
527
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:06,777
You know what, Scott?
Marg me.
528
00:21:06,778 --> 00:21:08,759
- Nice.
- Looking forward to it.
529
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,811
Who wants to have a smoke?
Chris, you coming?
530
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,396
Yeah... uh, no.
531
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:15,244
Um, actually, yeah.
532
00:21:15,245 --> 00:21:17,266
I'd also
like to thank the family
533
00:21:17,267 --> 00:21:19,592
of the groom.