1 00:00:06,295 --> 00:00:08,329 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here 2 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:10,331 at this lil' chapel on the prairie 3 00:00:10,332 --> 00:00:13,018 to lasso together this cowpoke, Christopher Thomas, 4 00:00:13,019 --> 00:00:15,172 and his little filly, Reagan Marie... 5 00:00:15,173 --> 00:00:17,305 That's me! Pew! Pew! Pew pew! 6 00:00:17,306 --> 00:00:19,524 Can't believe we're doing this, pew, pew, pew, pew. 7 00:00:19,525 --> 00:00:21,526 In holy matrimony. 8 00:00:21,527 --> 00:00:24,279 So as we stand here together at this hitching post... 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,848 Are you sure that we wanna do this in front of a... 10 00:00:26,849 --> 00:00:29,150 Cactus wearing a poncho? 11 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:30,885 That's our witness. 12 00:00:30,886 --> 00:00:32,720 I know, but seriously, babe, are we... 13 00:00:32,721 --> 00:00:34,406 Big weddings suck, all right? 14 00:00:34,407 --> 00:00:36,724 Every one I've been to, the bride and the groom 15 00:00:36,725 --> 00:00:38,527 are always so caught up in so much drama and everything. 16 00:00:38,528 --> 00:00:40,562 It's all about everybody else, and, you know what, 17 00:00:40,563 --> 00:00:42,030 I'm just more of, like, 18 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:45,000 a "me and my cowpoke" kind of filly. 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:46,868 Yeah, I reckon you're right, pardner. 20 00:00:46,869 --> 00:00:48,920 - Boy, that's terrible. - It was bad. 21 00:00:48,921 --> 00:00:50,422 All right, it's just us. Just us, let's just... 22 00:00:50,423 --> 00:00:51,957 Let's... Yeah, let's do it. 23 00:00:51,958 --> 00:00:54,376 Much like a cattle drive, marriage is something... 24 00:00:54,377 --> 00:00:57,462 Wait, I'm sorry, padre, just hold on one second. 25 00:00:57,463 --> 00:00:59,133 You sure you don't want to do a proper wedding? 26 00:00:59,134 --> 00:01:01,259 Just to have this moment 27 00:01:01,260 --> 00:01:03,178 in front of the people who love us 28 00:01:03,179 --> 00:01:04,721 instead of just, I don't know, that guy, who... 29 00:01:04,722 --> 00:01:05,604 Sir, are you bleeding? 30 00:01:05,605 --> 00:01:07,939 Yes, so hurry it up. 31 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,310 Oh, my God, I thought that was cocktail sauce. 32 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:11,258 You know what, baby, 33 00:01:11,259 --> 00:01:13,261 just close your eyes for one sec. 34 00:01:13,262 --> 00:01:14,929 Okay. 35 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:18,617 Picture us in a romantic place. 36 00:01:18,618 --> 00:01:20,869 All eyes are on you as you float down the aisle 37 00:01:20,870 --> 00:01:23,204 in a flowing white gown. 38 00:01:23,205 --> 00:01:25,574 All our friends and family are whispering to each other 39 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:29,077 that this is the most beautiful you've ever looked. 40 00:01:29,078 --> 00:01:31,963 I look like James Bond in a really sharp suit, 41 00:01:31,964 --> 00:01:35,950 and people are also making comments about me. 42 00:01:35,951 --> 00:01:37,919 We exchange vows, 43 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,589 then we head off to our reception. 44 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:42,140 And then we just dance the night away, 45 00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:44,626 listening to our favorite songs, 46 00:01:44,627 --> 00:01:46,227 surrounded by the people we love 47 00:01:46,764 --> 00:01:49,764 and who love us. 48 00:01:49,765 --> 00:01:51,069 Now open your eyes. 49 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:56,230 No, no, we have to get out of here. Right? 50 00:01:56,231 --> 00:01:58,100 No, I want a real wedding, honey. 51 00:01:58,101 --> 00:01:59,908 I want a real wedding. Yeah. 52 00:01:59,909 --> 00:02:02,027 There's a deposit on those hats. 53 00:02:02,028 --> 00:02:05,413 We're keeping the hats. 54 00:02:05,414 --> 00:02:07,482 Chris! 55 00:02:21,696 --> 00:02:23,852 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 56 00:02:27,019 --> 00:02:29,187 mom, dad, having a good time? 57 00:02:29,188 --> 00:02:31,022 Your mother and I are just bursting. 58 00:02:31,023 --> 00:02:32,774 Thanks, dad. 59 00:02:32,775 --> 00:02:34,025 Uncle Dennis. 60 00:02:34,026 --> 00:02:35,562 You know what this rehearsal dinner means? 61 00:02:35,563 --> 00:02:36,511 What? 62 00:02:36,512 --> 00:02:39,280 In about 24 hours, your bachelor pad's 63 00:02:39,281 --> 00:02:41,733 gonna be all potpourri and panty hose. 64 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:43,201 So long, sex palace. 65 00:02:43,202 --> 00:02:44,953 Hey, volume, uncle D. Come on, what are you... 66 00:02:44,954 --> 00:02:46,489 Hey, there she is. 67 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:47,906 - How 'bout a hug? - Okay. 68 00:02:47,907 --> 00:02:49,284 Come here, let me get in there. 69 00:02:49,285 --> 00:02:51,493 Fourth time's a charm. Okay. 70 00:02:51,494 --> 00:02:53,294 - Oh. - Okay. 71 00:02:53,295 --> 00:02:54,696 Okay, she gets it, man. 72 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:56,562 Come on, uncle D, you're killing me with the hugs. 73 00:02:57,293 --> 00:02:59,300 - So... - So? 74 00:02:59,301 --> 00:03:01,219 - Pretty sweet, right? - Yeah, no, it's good. 75 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,103 Babe, you just... you did a great job with everything. 76 00:03:03,104 --> 00:03:05,173 Hey, listen, I was just gonna go touch up my makeup, 77 00:03:05,174 --> 00:03:06,675 and I can't find my makeup bag 78 00:03:06,676 --> 00:03:08,209 or, like, any of my bathroom stuff. 79 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:09,711 Oh, yeah, you know what, I ended up putting it 80 00:03:09,712 --> 00:03:12,480 in the laundry basket in the garage under a sleeping bag. 81 00:03:12,481 --> 00:03:14,311 We oughta go camping again. 82 00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:15,717 Oh, my God, you still haven't told your parents 83 00:03:15,718 --> 00:03:16,718 - that we're living together. - Bah-bah-bah-bah. 84 00:03:16,719 --> 00:03:18,230 Chris! It's... 85 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,490 Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. 86 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,023 Look, I'm sorry, 87 00:03:22,024 --> 00:03:23,858 it's just, you know how crazy traditional they are, 88 00:03:23,859 --> 00:03:26,706 and I just, I don't want my mom to think you're a floozy. 89 00:03:27,573 --> 00:03:30,448 It's a word she uses. 90 00:03:30,449 --> 00:03:32,953 Look, all you gotta do is act like you don't live here. 91 00:03:32,954 --> 00:03:35,830 And, P.S., also all your shoes are in the trunk of my car. 92 00:03:35,831 --> 00:03:38,673 It's just, now I have to lie my entire wedding weekend. 93 00:03:38,674 --> 00:03:40,375 See, it's starting, honey. 94 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:42,293 It has just become about everybody else. 95 00:03:42,294 --> 00:03:45,465 Look... 96 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:48,967 Oh, God, I can't wait to get rid of your water bed. 97 00:03:48,968 --> 00:03:50,602 Let's just take a deep breath and remember the plan. 98 00:03:50,603 --> 00:03:52,804 - Okay. - Okay? 99 00:03:52,805 --> 00:03:55,023 - Yeah. - We get married, 100 00:03:55,024 --> 00:03:56,191 go on our amazing honeymoon 101 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:58,193 that I organized down to the very last detail. 102 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,561 - Yes. - Maui. 103 00:03:59,562 --> 00:04:00,945 A hut that juts out over the water 104 00:04:00,946 --> 00:04:02,274 so the fish can watch us do it. 105 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,865 You're so obsessed with that, aren't you? 106 00:04:03,866 --> 00:04:05,327 And then we come back, 107 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,779 tan, rested, and ready to start the baby making. 108 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,906 Ah, okay. 109 00:04:11,907 --> 00:04:13,368 Mm. 110 00:04:13,369 --> 00:04:15,160 - Oh, you are such a floozy. - Mm-hmm. 111 00:04:15,161 --> 00:04:16,579 No, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't. 112 00:04:16,580 --> 00:04:18,463 First, I'd like to welcome Reagan's folks, 113 00:04:18,464 --> 00:04:20,081 Dean and Angie. 114 00:04:20,082 --> 00:04:22,127 Angie, if in 20 years, 115 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,253 Reagan looks half as good as you do, I'm gonna... 116 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:27,722 Stop myself and just... And just say welcome. 117 00:04:27,723 --> 00:04:29,758 Just checking in one more time, hon. 118 00:04:29,759 --> 00:04:31,342 Are you sure you want to marry this guy? 119 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:32,460 Mom. 120 00:04:32,461 --> 00:04:33,247 I'd also like to welcome 121 00:04:33,248 --> 00:04:35,013 my parents, Gerald and Sarah, 122 00:04:35,014 --> 00:04:37,065 who came this morning from Maryland. 123 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:38,733 Welcome to our home... My home. 124 00:04:38,734 --> 00:04:41,236 Soon to be our home. Not yet. 125 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:42,604 We don't live together. 126 00:04:42,605 --> 00:04:44,439 What about that Justin Tardino? 127 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,357 - Mother. - He's so nice. 128 00:04:46,358 --> 00:04:48,159 Also like to welcome Reagan's brother, Scott, 129 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,995 and one of Reagan's bridesmaids, Connie. 130 00:04:50,996 --> 00:04:53,665 - Love you, future bro. - Congrats, you guys. 131 00:04:53,666 --> 00:04:56,000 Don't worry, they didn't just meet tonight. 132 00:04:56,001 --> 00:04:57,202 They've been going strong for close to a month, 133 00:04:57,203 --> 00:04:59,504 so it's still pretty classy. 134 00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:01,206 Most importantly, 135 00:05:01,207 --> 00:05:03,007 my beautiful bride-to-be. 136 00:05:03,008 --> 00:05:05,343 This weekend is all about her. 137 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:06,343 I'm just her date. 138 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,892 Reagan, I love you. 139 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:13,635 Okay, I'm gonna be short. Um, I just wanted to... 140 00:05:13,636 --> 00:05:15,103 Ooh, Reagan! Reagan oh, oh, my God. 141 00:05:15,104 --> 00:05:16,688 Oh, my God! 142 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:17,974 - This is huge news. - We have the most... 143 00:05:17,975 --> 00:05:19,440 I'm dying, I'm freaking out. 144 00:05:19,441 --> 00:05:20,518 - I'm dying. - Nah, I just said it. 145 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:21,728 Honey, what is it? What... 146 00:05:21,729 --> 00:05:23,478 - Let me tell her then, okay? - Walter. 147 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:24,646 - What? - No. 148 00:05:24,647 --> 00:05:26,197 - No. - Let me say it. 149 00:05:26,198 --> 00:05:27,348 We talked about this in the car. 150 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:28,349 We did talk about it in the car. 151 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,350 If it's possible, we could... 152 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:30,351 I forbid you. I forbid you. 153 00:05:30,352 --> 00:05:31,903 Okay, Ava, just tell me. 154 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:34,122 Guess who just got offered her own... 155 00:05:34,123 --> 00:05:35,740 Talk show! 156 00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:37,125 Ava got her own talk show. 157 00:05:37,126 --> 00:05:38,827 The Ava Alexander show! 158 00:05:38,828 --> 00:05:40,628 And I'm her musical sidekick. Isn't that great? 159 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:41,629 Y'all ready for this? 160 00:05:45,467 --> 00:05:46,701 Oh, you got cameras. Hey, what's up? 161 00:05:46,702 --> 00:05:47,802 Thank you all for coming. 162 00:05:47,803 --> 00:05:49,754 I guess... I was just gonna... 163 00:05:49,755 --> 00:05:51,506 Thank you so much. 164 00:05:51,507 --> 00:05:53,141 Thank you. Strong hug. 165 00:05:53,142 --> 00:05:54,592 We're not doing my speech. It's okay. 166 00:05:54,593 --> 00:05:56,189 - I don't like talking. - Okay. 167 00:05:56,762 --> 00:05:58,179 Just... 168 00:05:58,180 --> 00:06:00,598 But it's a Brinkley tradition. 169 00:06:00,599 --> 00:06:02,684 I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm not getting married in the kilt. 170 00:06:02,685 --> 00:06:05,907 Look, if our guests see my well-toned getaway sticks, 171 00:06:06,405 --> 00:06:08,656 they're gonna say, "Reagan who?" It's like... 172 00:06:08,657 --> 00:06:11,826 Chris, this is no time to be Jay leno. 173 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,494 Your father is wearing his kilt 174 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:15,496 and so is your uncle Dennis. 175 00:06:15,497 --> 00:06:18,253 And he has a horrific eczema problem. 176 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,035 Really, it was written up in a medical journal. 177 00:06:21,036 --> 00:06:24,122 And yet, kilt. 178 00:06:24,123 --> 00:06:25,122 - Yeah. - Kilt. 179 00:06:25,543 --> 00:06:26,674 Honey. 180 00:06:26,675 --> 00:06:28,843 Congratulations on your news. That's awesome. 181 00:06:28,844 --> 00:06:30,213 Oh, thanks. 182 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:32,213 I'm really trying to soak this moment in. 183 00:06:32,214 --> 00:06:33,548 You know, this is the last time 184 00:06:33,549 --> 00:06:35,717 I'm going to be just medium-famous. 185 00:06:35,718 --> 00:06:37,302 It's all gonna change for us now. 186 00:06:37,303 --> 00:06:38,553 We'll probably both 187 00:06:38,554 --> 00:06:40,188 - need Blackberrys. - Oh, yeah. 188 00:06:40,189 --> 00:06:44,142 So how are you, almost-married-person? 189 00:06:44,143 --> 00:06:46,694 I can't believe tomorrow I'm gonna... 190 00:06:46,695 --> 00:06:48,813 You know what? 191 00:06:48,814 --> 00:06:50,114 It's the studio. I gotta take this. 192 00:06:50,115 --> 00:06:51,119 Oh, okay. Sure. 193 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:52,700 Tell them to send my agent the paperwork. 194 00:06:52,701 --> 00:06:54,369 And by "agent," I mean me. 195 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:57,605 And by "paperwork," I'm cool with a verbal agreement! 196 00:06:57,606 --> 00:06:59,607 Ava! 197 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:03,912 Oh, congratulations, cuties. 198 00:07:03,913 --> 00:07:05,380 Are you guys having fun? 199 00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:09,467 - I'm having fun. - Eww. Perv. 200 00:07:09,468 --> 00:07:11,219 - Oh, my gosh, get a room. - I know. 201 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:12,503 I already kicked them out of our room. 202 00:07:12,504 --> 00:07:14,974 My... my room. 203 00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:17,008 My brother, he always hits it 204 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:19,310 - and quits it with my friends. - Hmm. 205 00:07:19,311 --> 00:07:21,562 He kisses it and disses it. He plows it and ciaos it. 206 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:23,308 Oh, my God. 207 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,400 He's probably gonna break up with Connie on my wedding day. 208 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:27,518 Oh, you mean "ciao" like good-bye in Italian. 209 00:07:27,519 --> 00:07:28,573 Yeah, that's... 210 00:07:29,021 --> 00:07:30,571 Listen, babe. Everything's gonna be fine. 211 00:07:30,572 --> 00:07:31,906 By this time tomorrow, we're gonna be married, 212 00:07:31,907 --> 00:07:33,741 - then we'll be in Hawaii... - Oh. 213 00:07:33,742 --> 00:07:36,828 Touching those sea turtles the resort told us not to. 214 00:07:36,829 --> 00:07:38,746 - I want to touch them so bad. - Yeah. 215 00:07:38,747 --> 00:07:42,583 - You got any gatorade? - Oh, God, make it stop. 216 00:07:42,584 --> 00:07:45,453 So, uh, Scotty, things with you and Connie 217 00:07:45,454 --> 00:07:47,038 seem to be going pretty well, huh? 218 00:07:47,039 --> 00:07:48,373 I wanted to talk to you about that. 219 00:07:48,374 --> 00:07:50,041 No, no, no, no, no. No, no. 220 00:07:50,042 --> 00:07:52,427 This is Reagan's day. Do not break up with her. 221 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,333 Plow it all you want, but please, 222 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:55,596 wait till monday to ciao it. 223 00:07:55,597 --> 00:07:57,048 Italian for good-bye. 224 00:07:57,049 --> 00:07:58,800 - I know. - Oh, you did? 225 00:07:58,801 --> 00:08:00,065 I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know... 226 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,719 I'm not breaking up with her. 227 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,354 - Oh, good. - She's pregnant. 228 00:08:03,355 --> 00:08:06,524 - Oh, God. - No. We're psyched. 229 00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:08,276 We're trying to decide when to tell people. 230 00:08:08,277 --> 00:08:10,611 And we thought since everybody's here... 231 00:08:10,612 --> 00:08:12,030 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 232 00:08:12,031 --> 00:08:13,398 Definitely wait until after the wedding. 233 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:15,366 - No, no, no. - Hey, Mr. bear. 234 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:17,235 You get that gatorade? 235 00:08:17,236 --> 00:08:18,903 You know why I call him Mr. bear? 236 00:08:18,904 --> 00:08:20,822 - I don't. - Tell him. 237 00:08:20,823 --> 00:08:22,206 Thanks. 238 00:08:22,207 --> 00:08:24,459 Here she comes. My future mother-in-law. 239 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,494 Not yet. 240 00:08:26,495 --> 00:08:27,829 - Oh, look out. - Mother. 241 00:08:27,830 --> 00:08:29,380 I gotta be honest with you, babe, 242 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:31,132 I've never felt so connected with someone. 243 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:32,550 Wait, you really thought... That's good. 244 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:35,503 So, I just got some exciting news. 245 00:08:35,504 --> 00:08:37,338 Listen, sweetie, it's kind of my wedding, 246 00:08:37,339 --> 00:08:38,806 and you're my maid of honor, 247 00:08:38,807 --> 00:08:41,142 so maybe we can just put that show... 248 00:08:41,143 --> 00:08:44,178 - Reagan mahalia Chafin. - That's not my middle name. 249 00:08:44,179 --> 00:08:45,763 Would you make me the happiest talk show host 250 00:08:45,764 --> 00:08:50,234 on the planet by becoming my executive producer? 251 00:08:50,235 --> 00:08:51,319 Y'all ready for this? 252 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,322 Walter. 253 00:08:54,323 --> 00:08:56,240 - Oh, my God! - Right? 254 00:08:56,241 --> 00:08:58,276 Congratulations. 255 00:08:58,277 --> 00:08:59,577 - Oh, yeah, thank you. - Thank you. 256 00:08:59,578 --> 00:09:01,195 - Congratulations, babe. - Oh, my God. 257 00:09:01,196 --> 00:09:02,497 See? This friends and family wedding is awesome. 258 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:04,332 - It's great news. - No, I know. 259 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:07,668 I don't mind getting that news on my almost-wedding day. 260 00:09:07,669 --> 00:09:09,921 - Oh, my... - Wow, you told them. 261 00:09:09,922 --> 00:09:11,956 Yep, I'm pregnant! 262 00:09:11,957 --> 00:09:14,292 Are you serious? Oh, my God. 263 00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:18,513 Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a grandmother. 264 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,298 Oh, this is the happiest day of my life. 265 00:09:20,299 --> 00:09:21,466 She's happy for Connie, 266 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:22,550 who's known my brother for five minutes 267 00:09:22,551 --> 00:09:23,968 and, you, she rolls her eyes at. 268 00:09:23,969 --> 00:09:25,353 She rolls her eyes at me? 269 00:09:25,354 --> 00:09:28,856 Do I hear a second set of wedding bells? 270 00:09:28,857 --> 00:09:30,558 No, we're just gonna shack up for a while 271 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,280 - like Reagan and Chris. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:35,780 "Shack up"? 273 00:09:35,781 --> 00:09:38,866 - You floozy. - Ah, there it is. 274 00:09:38,867 --> 00:09:40,985 You know who didn't call me a floozy? 275 00:09:40,986 --> 00:09:43,538 That cactus with the poncho on it. 276 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:45,206 - Didn't call me... - Babe, remember, 277 00:09:45,207 --> 00:09:46,826 monday, we're gonna have toes in the sand, 278 00:09:46,827 --> 00:09:48,242 with the hut over the thing, 279 00:09:48,243 --> 00:09:51,045 and the fish are gonna be, like, "uh-oh, not them again. Ugh." 280 00:09:51,046 --> 00:09:54,298 Oh, no. Reagan... We start work monday. 281 00:09:54,299 --> 00:09:58,002 - This monday? - Honeymoon monday? 282 00:09:58,003 --> 00:10:01,472 Congratulations, Reagan. Huh? New job. 283 00:10:01,473 --> 00:10:02,924 Oh! Oh! 284 00:10:02,925 --> 00:10:04,225 You weren't ready for that. 285 00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:10,398 Lots of people live together. 286 00:10:10,399 --> 00:10:12,284 Lots of people murder people. 287 00:10:12,285 --> 00:10:15,571 Well, our family tradition had a good, long run. 288 00:10:15,572 --> 00:10:17,038 Bye, tradition. 289 00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:21,326 I'm just, uh, zipping you up in the old body bag. 290 00:10:21,327 --> 00:10:22,560 'Cause you're dead. 291 00:10:22,561 --> 00:10:24,212 Look, dad. 292 00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:26,314 You and uncle Dennis are welcome to wear the kilts. 293 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,216 It's just that Reagan and I agreed 294 00:10:28,217 --> 00:10:30,552 that she should be the only one wearing a dress. 295 00:10:30,553 --> 00:10:33,256 I bet her name's on the electric bill. 296 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:34,632 Okay, Mr. California, 297 00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,559 why don't you just put on your flared, blue Jean pants 298 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:40,812 and smoke a couple hundred doobies? 299 00:10:40,813 --> 00:10:42,230 God. 300 00:10:42,231 --> 00:10:43,982 Fine, I'll wear the kilt. 301 00:10:43,983 --> 00:10:47,936 Oh, happy day. 302 00:10:47,937 --> 00:10:50,105 Hoot mon. 303 00:10:50,106 --> 00:10:52,233 Oh, my God. 304 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,692 Am I showing? 305 00:10:53,693 --> 00:10:55,493 'Cause I feel like I'm showing. 306 00:10:55,494 --> 00:10:58,613 - Am I showing? - Cleavage, yes. Baby no. 307 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,415 Oh, I got that, ray. 308 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,450 This is your special day. I'm gonna handle everything. 309 00:11:02,451 --> 00:11:03,952 Okay, great. Thank you so much. 310 00:11:03,953 --> 00:11:05,587 Hey, you know what, Chezeray, 311 00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:07,339 I think this is starting to get, like, a little big. 312 00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,341 So I was just thinking maybe a little bit more simple 313 00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:11,426 and tasteful and elegant, you know? 314 00:11:11,427 --> 00:11:14,379 My middle name is "simple, tasteful, and elegant." 315 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:16,097 - Oh, great. - Reagan, real quick. 316 00:11:16,098 --> 00:11:17,882 Your aunt Barb's in the Arby's parking lot, 317 00:11:17,883 --> 00:11:19,517 and she wants to know if it's cool if she parks there. 318 00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:21,436 I don't know anything about that Arby's 319 00:11:21,437 --> 00:11:22,937 or any other Arby's. 320 00:11:22,938 --> 00:11:24,272 Reagan, is this hat too much? 321 00:11:24,273 --> 00:11:26,024 That's a hat? 322 00:11:26,025 --> 00:11:29,027 I thought it was an umbrella for a hot dog stand. 323 00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:31,196 Chezeray, watch out. 324 00:11:31,197 --> 00:11:32,814 - The bride's got claws. - Meow. 325 00:11:32,815 --> 00:11:35,533 I'm gonna make us some calming mimosas. 326 00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:36,701 Oh, that sounds great. Thank you. 327 00:11:36,702 --> 00:11:38,119 Update. 328 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,454 There is a sign, but it says 329 00:11:39,455 --> 00:11:41,039 "parking for Arby's customers only" 330 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,041 so do you think she should buy something? 331 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:44,709 - I don't know. - No, you know what? 332 00:11:44,710 --> 00:11:46,494 - I'm all over it, hon. - You're kind of not. 333 00:11:46,495 --> 00:11:49,748 So is Chris still upset that your best friend/new boss 334 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:51,299 is postponing your honeymoon? 335 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,301 No, I think it's okay. I think he just... 336 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:54,552 Great news. 337 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:55,837 Arby's takes credit cards. 338 00:11:55,838 --> 00:11:57,472 Aunt Barb's gonna park there, 339 00:11:57,473 --> 00:11:59,557 but she wants to know does anybody want anything? 340 00:11:59,558 --> 00:12:01,092 Yeah, I don't think anybody wants any fast food. 341 00:12:01,093 --> 00:12:02,093 Big beef'n cheddar, side of curly fries, 342 00:12:02,094 --> 00:12:03,845 and extra horsey sauce. 343 00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:06,314 Ooh, can I have a side of roast beef in an itty-bitty cup? 344 00:12:06,315 --> 00:12:08,483 Oh, God. What is in this mimosa? 345 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,985 - Mimostly Tequila. - Mm-kay. 346 00:12:10,986 --> 00:12:13,905 I'm having a baby with Connie, 347 00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:16,024 which might be short for constance 348 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,909 or Conrad or consuela. 349 00:12:17,910 --> 00:12:19,030 I'm pretty sure it's constance. 350 00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,495 I don't know anything about her. 351 00:12:20,496 --> 00:12:22,497 - Like her name? - Her favorite food? 352 00:12:22,498 --> 00:12:24,833 I don't know, I mean, I'm assuming she's a human being, 353 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:26,201 so it's pizza, but I mean, 354 00:12:26,202 --> 00:12:28,169 maybe it's hot dogs or raviolis or... 355 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:30,171 Look, life doesn't always go the way you want it to. 356 00:12:30,172 --> 00:12:32,507 But it doesn't mean that things aren't gonna work out. 357 00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:34,626 Apparently, I'm gonna be honeymooning 358 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:36,461 after we have our first baby. 359 00:12:36,462 --> 00:12:38,129 But you roll with it. 360 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,716 Kind of like the Steve Winwood song. 361 00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:43,384 - Higher love? - No, roll with it. 362 00:12:43,385 --> 00:12:47,355 Literally, the words I just said. 363 00:12:47,356 --> 00:12:48,807 - Oh, my God. - Mmm. 364 00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:50,391 This is so... 365 00:12:50,392 --> 00:12:51,443 Have you been to the arby's drive-through 366 00:12:51,444 --> 00:12:52,727 in San Luis Obispo? 367 00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,564 - Best one I've ever had. - Really? 368 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,865 Oh, honey, I am so sorry I'm late. 369 00:12:56,866 --> 00:12:59,818 I've been brainstorming baby names. 370 00:12:59,819 --> 00:13:02,036 - And what's your name, sir? - Chezeray. 371 00:13:02,037 --> 00:13:03,872 And the search continues. 372 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:05,790 Hey, mom, why don't we spend the whole rest of the day 373 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:07,459 planning Connie's baby shower? 374 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,627 Yay! Reagan, so much fun. 375 00:13:09,628 --> 00:13:11,330 Oh, my God. Who should we invite? 376 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,797 Oh, you're being sarcastic. 377 00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:14,332 Everybody decent? 378 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:16,301 Ava, I've been looking for you. Love the hat. 379 00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,919 - Thank you. - Walter. 380 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,554 Hey, uh, listen, I've been thinking about some ideas 381 00:13:19,555 --> 00:13:21,339 - for the Ava show theme song. - Mm! Perfect! 382 00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,925 Hey, guys, you know what? This is kind of a bad time... 383 00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:26,728 - Let's hear it. - ♪ It's the Ava show 384 00:13:26,729 --> 00:13:28,179 ♪ she's gonna make you laugh and think and learn ♪ 385 00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,014 ♪ And cry in equal terms and hey ♪ 386 00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:35,937 ♪ Who's that behind the keys? It's Walter ♪ 387 00:13:35,938 --> 00:13:37,155 ♪ McGurkey 388 00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:39,407 the third. 389 00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:42,944 Maybe just... just a few too many words. 390 00:13:42,945 --> 00:13:44,279 Actually thinking of something more rhythmic. 391 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,613 Something along the lines of... 392 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,343 Ava... 393 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,044 Alexander show. 394 00:14:00,045 --> 00:14:02,013 Are those curly fries? I'm gonna... 395 00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:28,623 Connie? Connie? 396 00:14:28,624 --> 00:14:29,901 Dude, shush. 397 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:30,909 What? 398 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:31,910 Connie, I'm just rolling with it here, 399 00:14:31,911 --> 00:14:33,795 but will you marry me? 400 00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:36,214 Scott, what are you... Dude, do not do this. 401 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:40,385 What are you saying? 402 00:14:40,386 --> 00:14:43,972 Will you marry me? 403 00:14:43,973 --> 00:14:46,057 Scott, I'm begging you... 404 00:14:46,058 --> 00:14:47,475 What are they talking about? 405 00:14:47,476 --> 00:14:49,394 Scott just asked Connie to marry him. 406 00:14:49,395 --> 00:14:50,895 Get out. 407 00:14:50,896 --> 00:14:53,147 - Will you marry me? - Shut up, Scott. 408 00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:54,766 - I swear to God, don't you... - Yes! Honey, yes! 409 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:56,017 - You gotta say yes. - You need to say yes, dummy. 410 00:14:56,018 --> 00:14:57,235 - Yes. - Yes! 411 00:14:57,236 --> 00:14:58,853 Yes, I'll marry you! 412 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,188 - Yeah! - Oh, my God, baby! 413 00:15:00,189 --> 00:15:02,692 - No, no... oh, no. - Oh, I love weddings. 414 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,280 Wow. 415 00:15:07,913 --> 00:15:10,198 Oh, That. 416 00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:13,167 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 417 00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:14,452 Reagan, wait. 418 00:15:14,453 --> 00:15:16,254 - Reagan, Reagan. - How about a hug, huh? 419 00:15:16,255 --> 00:15:17,789 - Come here. - Oh, okay. 420 00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:20,008 - Thanks, uncle Dennis. - All right. 421 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,245 ♪ 422 00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:27,358 I will not be lost today, okay? I never thought I'd be 423 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,060 one of those girls who say, "it's my day," 424 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,401 but you know what, it's my day, it's my day! 425 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:31,755 - It's your day. - Make it as high as you can. 426 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,114 Chezeray, can you stop for a second? 427 00:15:33,115 --> 00:15:36,534 Good. Oh, wow. 428 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,635 Okay. What? 429 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,370 Look, Reagan, I know that we got off 430 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,872 to a rough start here today. 431 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,125 I'll have the valet bring the car around. 432 00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:45,376 Mom, seriously? 433 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,579 Go away. See, this is what... 434 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,144 Now we are just lost in all this craziness. 435 00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:52,917 You know, this is why I didn't want to do it this way, honey. 436 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,735 Okay, from now on, it's all about us. 437 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,255 We're getting married, and you're gonna start your new job, 438 00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:00,341 and we will maui it up at a date to be determined. 439 00:16:00,342 --> 00:16:02,260 And then we start our family. 440 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,728 You know, I wanted to talk to you about that. 441 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:05,346 I think that we might want to hold off 442 00:16:05,347 --> 00:16:08,433 - on the baby making. - Hold off on the baby making? 443 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,184 Yeah, you know, 'cause now I have this new job. 444 00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:12,236 I just think that maybe we should just see how that goes. 445 00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:13,347 "See how it goes"? 446 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,690 Stop repeating everything that I'm saying! 447 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,742 Then stop saying such crazy stuff. 448 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,277 I'm not saying crazy stuff, honey! 449 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,611 Look, I'm about to start a job. 450 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:21,668 Do you think that I want to, 451 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:23,414 like, be bogged down with a baby... 452 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,782 Walter, we need to give them some privacy. 453 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,118 Jump on that harp. 454 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,336 Preacher man. 455 00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:30,705 Hand me that good book, will you? 456 00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:40,515 "Ezekiel 23:19. 457 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:45,052 "And she lusted after their genitals, 458 00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:47,722 "as large as those of donkeys. 459 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,558 "And their seminal emissions were as strong 460 00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:51,893 as those of stallions." 461 00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:53,478 I'm sorry, gang. 462 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:56,831 I knew that was gonna be weird two words in, 463 00:16:56,832 --> 00:16:58,049 but I had to finish it. 464 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,667 I mean, look. 465 00:16:59,668 --> 00:17:02,720 The honeymoon was one thing, but postponing kids? 466 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,755 I mean, what are we getting into here? 467 00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,090 What are we... What are we getting into here? 468 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,809 You're asking that question now? 469 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:08,926 Well, when else am I gonna ask it? 470 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,612 You just sprung it on me. 471 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,898 Well, what are we doing here? Are we gonna do this? 472 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:18,577 Well, we're not gonna not do it. 473 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:26,210 The couple have composed their own vows, 474 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,295 which they would now like to share. 475 00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:36,512 Reagan, every time, um, I see your beautiful face, 476 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:40,374 I can see my whole life laid out before me, 477 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,626 and I Ju... I-I'm sorry. 478 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,629 Father, if I could just talk to her for a second 479 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,964 - before we say our vows. - You really want to do this now 480 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,299 in front of all of our family and friends? 481 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,017 Well, we might as well. 482 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:51,502 I mean, everything's kind of up in the air right now... 483 00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,004 Jobs and... and babies. 484 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,255 Perhaps you two should take a moment to... 485 00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:55,306 Okay, no, no. Hold on. 486 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,674 Look, things change. 487 00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:59,510 What am I supposed to do? 488 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:02,647 Got it. 489 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,232 - Eww! - Oh. 490 00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:05,541 Oh, wow. 491 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:09,545 I'd like to vow to never see that again. 492 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,857 Maybe this guy could give last rites to my eyeballs. 493 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:14,550 Sorry. 494 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,994 Look, I know that these changes are scary, 495 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,447 but we're gonna go through them together, honey. 496 00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:22,667 Now it kind of makes it like a good scary. 497 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,101 Kind of like the concave walls 498 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,254 in that haunted house we went to downtown. 499 00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:27,788 Oh, my God, coming in on me, I swear. 500 00:18:27,789 --> 00:18:29,457 I would not have been able to make it through that 501 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,759 if you weren't on the other end saying, "keep on going." 502 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,265 Let's keep on going. 503 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,410 Let's keep on going. 504 00:18:40,769 --> 00:18:44,021 - I love you. - I love you too. 505 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,807 So, if you'd like to share your vows now. 506 00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:51,145 I think we kind of just did. 507 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:09,297 A toast. 508 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:12,833 When Reagan first met Christopher, 509 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,386 I knew he was the one. 510 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:19,890 He was warm, maybe a little bit cheesy. 511 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,178 But with a surprising amount of spice. 512 00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:26,647 It's like she married a pepperoni pizza hot pocket. 513 00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,768 What are you doing? It took me three hours 514 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:31,769 to come up with that line. 515 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,771 Classic host/sidekick patter. 516 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,690 Watch this. 517 00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:39,660 ♪ Ava and Walter, Ava and Walter ♪ 518 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,862 ♪ Ava and Walter 519 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:43,224 ♪ watch our show, yes ♪ 520 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,000 ♪ A-va and Walter, a-va and Walter ♪ 521 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,259 ♪ A-va and Walter 522 00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:50,121 your first task as executive producer... 523 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,873 - Uh-huh. - Make Walter disappear. 524 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,594 ♪ Ava and Walter, watch our show ♪ 525 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,612 Yes! 526 00:19:58,613 --> 00:20:01,365 - Where are we going, honey? - Reagan, okay... 527 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,368 What is this, honey? 528 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:08,614 It's what you always wanted. 529 00:20:08,615 --> 00:20:11,625 Aww. 530 00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,028 Just you, me... 531 00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,713 ♪ I am an old woman 532 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:20,175 - and several dozen coats. - ♪ Named after my mother 533 00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:22,336 - thank you. - Oh. 534 00:20:22,337 --> 00:20:25,122 - Oh. - Thank you, um... 535 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,599 - Amy. - Thanks, Amy. 536 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,768 I always really loved that name. 537 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,186 Me too. 538 00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:35,349 ♪ That flies from Montgomery 539 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:40,281 ♪ make me a poster of an old rodeo ♪ 540 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,326 Welcome to our home, Mrs. Brinkley. 541 00:20:54,327 --> 00:20:57,614 Now I can answer the phone without feeling like a slut. 542 00:20:57,615 --> 00:20:59,449 - Yay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 543 00:20:59,450 --> 00:21:03,253 Oh. 544 00:21:03,254 --> 00:21:06,623 - Mwah. - Hmm. 545 00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:10,910 Hello, brinkleys. I'm waiting. 546 00:21:10,911 --> 00:21:12,412 It's my turn. 547 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,962 - We gotta do this really. - You mean me? 548 00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:16,470 - Yeah. - Yeah? Okay. 549 00:21:16,471 --> 00:21:17,472 ♪ 550 00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:19,338 - one, two, three. - Oh! 551 00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:21,941 ♪ 552 00:21:21,942 --> 00:21:23,638 ♪ 553 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:26,465 ♪ 554 00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:28,028 ♪ 555 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:29,447 sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.Addic7ed.Com/