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And who am I?
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That's a secret I'll never tell.
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You know you love me.
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X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I need your passion for social upheaval
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to help me write the book
about the Upper East Side.
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That's what I want.
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Are you sure that I'm the
one person you wanna be with?
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You have always been the one.
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Daniel Humphrey has just
released the latest installment
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of his serial... a chapter
on our very own Serena.
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Why would you write this now?
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You were supposed to be different.
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I used to be.
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Got me nowhere. So now I'm the same.
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What I want isn't in
Brooklyn. I have a plan.
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I have this whole time.
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I wrote two versions of the Serena chapter,
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and that's... that's the nice one.
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I prefer the nasty one you published.
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I know I've hurt you, but
I've never stopped loving you.
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Well, excuse me if I don't fall
for that, or you, ever again.
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When I first met you,
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you had the perfect story
to get New York's attention.
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(Nate) What, Gossip Girl's identity?
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I promised her I'd stop looking
after she helped find Serena.
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She set you up to protect herself.
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What do you have to lose
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by going through your
research one more time?
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So... Lily's still with Bart?
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Yes.
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The only thing that matters is
that you finally know the truth.
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I do, and I'm sorry.
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What on earth do you have to be sorry for?
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It won't be much longer, I promise.
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I have a plan.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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Bart is not stupid enough
to leave any evidence.
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Stop your witch hunt
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and leave New York for Moscow tonight.
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What are you doing?
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I couldn't live with myself
if anything happened to you.
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Don't get on the plane.
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I made a deal. Those
were my father's terms.
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The coast guard is investigating the area
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where the plane went off the radar
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after sending a mayday signal.
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I hope that wasn't the one Chuck was on.
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He just tried to have his own son killed.
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Who do you think they're gonna believe,
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the man of the year,
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or some sad,
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pathetic,
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little boy?!
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Uhh!
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Aah! (Gasps)
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No! (Grunts)
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Chuck.
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Give me your hand!
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You know I'm all talk. I
would never really hurt you.
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Everything you say is a lie!
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Charles, this isn't who you are.
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(Grunts) Please, son!
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Aah!
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(Panting) Come on.
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We have to get out of here.
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(Great Northern's "Bonnie
and Clyde" playing)
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Guys, there's a situation.
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♪ Did you read the story of Jesse James? ♪
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♪ about how he lied?
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(Siren wailing)
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♪ How he died?
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♪ You liked it
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♪ you want some more?
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♪ We're gonna listen to the story ♪
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♪ of Bonnie and Clyde
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What's going on?
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There's a body.
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A body? Whose?
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I can't tell you that.
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(Sighs)
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Okay, thanks.
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Do what you need to do.
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Don't tell anyone you talked to me.
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(Beep)
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Arthur's stuck out front.
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They're stopping all
the cars from the event.
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Give me the phone.
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Why don't you let me help you?
I know a lot of people here.
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If you can just give me a name...
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You ask a lot of questions.
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Maybe you should give me your name.
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(Cell phone rings)
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I have to take this.
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Oh.
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Here's a lovely young woman
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who will tell everything that she knows...
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which is nothing.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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♪ ... Clyde long ago
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♪ he was a loyal, honest, upright guy ♪
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(Whirring)
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Are you Arthur?
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♪ Bonnie and Clyde
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♪ oh, what they wrote about us
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♪ they say we're cold-blooded killers ♪
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♪ it ain't much fun, but we got no choice ♪
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♪ we shut them up when
they started shouting ♪
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♪ Bonnie and Clyde
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♪ Bonnie and Clyde
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♪ every time a garage or bank gets robbed ♪
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Excuse me, would you tell the pilot
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I'm gonna need another
moment, please? Thank you.
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When you're ready.
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♪ Bonnie and Clyde
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You dug up a lot of good dirt.
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We just have to sift through it again.
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You know the history.
I'm a fresh set of eyes.
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(Cell phone alert chimes)
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The answer to "who is Gossip Girl?"
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Is right on this table.
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Wait. What? Ivy says I
need to turn on the TV.
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(Click)
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We're told a man has been found dead
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outside an event
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where the Manhattan real
estate community was gathering
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to honor their man of the
year, Bartholomew Bass.
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The name of the deceased
is being withheld...
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(Cell phone rings)
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until family members can be notified.
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Sorry. (Sighs)
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(Ring)
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(Beep)
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Hello?
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Yes, this is Mrs. Bass.
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♪ Sooner or later we'll fall together ♪
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What?!
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You've reached William.
Please leave a message.
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(Beep)
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Hey, it's me.
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So you know how as long
as Bart Bass was around,
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it wasn't safe to come to the city?
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Well, it's safe now.
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Call me.
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Shockwaves ran through
this crowd moments ago
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as the news spread
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that the deceased was none
other than Bart Bass himself,
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the man they had g adhered to honor.
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Good night.
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This comes on the heels
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of a series of bizarre
events earlier tonight.
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First, a false report that a Bass
Industries jet had been downed.
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Then Bass' son Charles
caused a disturbance,
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requiring him to be removed by security.
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Yes, this is Chuck Bass'
limo, but he's not with me.
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Where is he?
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I don't know.
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I haven't heard from him
since I dropped him off.
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(Muffled) Mr. Bass often finds
his own way home from these things.
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All clear.
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All right.
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♪ Bonnie and Clyde
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(woman) Chuck Bass is
considered a person of interest
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in this case, as he's
wanted for questioning,
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although we have no
information on his whereabouts.
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Now being a person of interest
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does not necessarily mean
he's a suspect at this point.
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What it means is that police feel
he'll have information on this case.
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By the time I got to the
party, Chuck was already gone.
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I didn't even see him.
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So you, uh, missed the outburst
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where he accused his father
of trying to kill him?
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I don't know anything about that.
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Do you?
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She's not talking to you. She's a minor.
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Anyone want some coffee?
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Look, Chuck likes drama.
Okay? He was probably wasted.
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I'm sure it was just nothing,
the usual father and son stuff.
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And what do you know about his relationship
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with, uh, Blair Waldorf?
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Blair's relationship to Chuck
is none of your business.
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Besides, it's very complicated,
with many ups and downs.
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Would take long time to explain.
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Look, Chuck Bass is missing.
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If your daughter's with him,
she could be in a lot of trouble.
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What kind of trouble?
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Aiding and abetting. Maybe worse.
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Aiding and abetting what?
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You don't really think that
Chuck had something to do
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with what happened to Bart?
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You mind if I check her
bed, see if it was slept in?
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Yes, I mind.
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You're not searching anything
here without a warrant.
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In fact, I think this conversation is over.
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I understand you, uh,
recently went to jail yourself,
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Mr. Archibald.
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Hate to see ya back there.
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(Bell dings)
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So I'm sorry, but nobody's
gonna be saying another word
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without a lawyer present...
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a lawyer who isn't me.
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Well, this is outrageous.
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I mean, it's not like Blair
and Chuck killed the man.
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Oh, no. What?
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Oh, no.
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(Knock on door)
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Who is it?
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Room service.
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(Deadpan) I have terrible news.
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Bart's dead.
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What are you doing here?
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I don't know if you've heard, but, uh,
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a lot of people are looking for ya.
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Blair, you can come on out.
Uncle Jack's here to help.
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Hey.
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(Elevator door closes)
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Uh, you're, uh, you're still in Manhattan,
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and you're here.
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I spent all night reading and rereading,
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and then I realized I can't leave
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until I know if what you wrote is true.
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It is, every single word of it.
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Do you understand how I feel now?
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No.
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No, actually, I'm more confused than ever.
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Which one is the real you...
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the one that wrote this chapter
or the one in "Vanity Fair"?
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And "both" is not an acceptable answer.
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You know, yeah, I still had
a tracking device on your limo
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from back in the day when I hated you,
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and I thought it was a little
odd when your limo driver made
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a midnight trip to a
romantic inn in Windham.
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Anyway...
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(Teacup clatters)
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you kill him or not?
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'Cause if you didn't, running
sure makes it look like you did.
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Chuck did nothing wrong.
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That's not entirely true.
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I didn't help him.
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Who shoved who first? Who got hit?
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I... I don't even know.
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It was self-defense.
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Bart tried to kill you on that plane.
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I saved myself, then I fought back.
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I... I don't feel guilty, but...
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that doesn't mean I'm not.
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Anyways, Bart made it clear
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he owns captain Donnelley.
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Can you help us get out of here?
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A... a nice deserted island
with no extradition treaties?
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We don't need money. We
can live off the land.
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As much as I'd love to see
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you spearfishing in a coconut bikini,
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I, uh...
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had another thought.
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Were there security cameras on that roof?
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Bart turned them off.
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Because he was going to kill you.
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Who saw you up there?
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Him and Blair.
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And I won't say a word.
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Even if they torture me, I won't speak.
265
00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:11,070
I, uh, had a different
kind of torture in mind.
266
00:11:11,072 --> 00:11:13,289
Marriage.
267
00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,874
Spousal privilege means
268
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:19,078
that a wife cannot be forced
to testify against her husband.
269
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,463
Not like this, Blair.
270
00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:22,998
Why not?
271
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
We're in love, and...
272
00:11:25,002 --> 00:11:27,636
one way or another, we
both achieved our goals.
273
00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:34,643
And every trembling bone
in my tired and scared body
274
00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,212
wants to marry you.
275
00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:39,849
It's twisted but it's, uh, very you.
276
00:11:46,223 --> 00:11:47,239
(Door opens)
277
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,124
Jack is right.
278
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,559
(Door closes)
279
00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:53,746
Chuck and Blair hold hands?
280
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:56,916
Chuck and Blair go to the movies?
281
00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:59,418
You said you never wanted us to be boring.
282
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,104
Well, we definitely aren't that now.
283
00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:08,627
I was a stupid child
when I said those things.
284
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:22,057
Life with you could never be boring.
285
00:12:25,595 --> 00:12:27,696
(Gasps)
286
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:35,037
Blair Cornelia Waldorf,
287
00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:36,789
will you marry me?
288
00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,274
(Breathing deeply)
289
00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:40,442
(Voice breaks) Yes.
290
00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:42,444
Yes, I will.
291
00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:04,676
(Paparazzi shouting at once)
292
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,411
(Sighs deeply)
293
00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,413
Oh! William, hello.
294
00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,048
Lily, I am so sorry.
295
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,917
My deepest condolences for Bart's passing.
296
00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,587
Yes. I'm still trying to process the news.
297
00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:17,556
It's all very shocking and upsetting.
298
00:13:17,558 --> 00:13:19,107
Well, without Rufus and
your mother in your life,
299
00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:21,193
I thought you could use the support.
300
00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,061
You know, the police are looking for Chuck,
301
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,413
the press is on your heels,
302
00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:26,114
and you've got a funeral to plan.
303
00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,399
Oh, God. (Sighs) A funeral.
304
00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:28,600
Well...
305
00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:29,868
the good news is,
306
00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,454
we can do the same thing we
did the last time Bart died.
307
00:13:32,456 --> 00:13:36,575
Honestly, I would be grateful
to have you by my side.
308
00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,827
I don't know how I'm gonna
get through this day alone.
309
00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,945
Well, let's start by getting you upstairs
310
00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:44,449
and getting you some of
that tea you love so much.
311
00:13:44,451 --> 00:13:46,385
(Cell phone rings)
312
00:13:46,387 --> 00:13:48,754
(Beep)
313
00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:53,091
Okay, you need to explain
everything, from the beginning...
314
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,728
the very, very beginning.
315
00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,597
Yeah. Uh... (Sighs)
316
00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:01,033
all right, well...
317
00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,068
I'd been going to school
with you guys for a while,
318
00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,487
but that night was the first night
319
00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:07,689
that I'd been to one of your parties.
320
00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:11,576
(Rihanna's "Pon de replay" playing)
321
00:14:11,578 --> 00:14:14,730
* Come, Mr. D.J., song pon de replay *
322
00:14:14,732 --> 00:14:16,248
* come, Mr. D.J., won't
you turn the music up? *
323
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,666
* all the gyal pon the dance floor *
324
00:14:17,668 --> 00:14:19,150
* wantin' some more watts
325
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:21,036
* come, Mr. D.J., won't
you turn the music up? *
326
00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:22,487
(Dan) Of course, I soon realized
327
00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:23,789
that I'd been invited by accident.
328
00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,923
Hey, Matt.
329
00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:26,091
No, n... you know, my name's actually...
330
00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:28,210
Good game against Trinity last week, huh?
331
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,928
Game?
332
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,513
(Under breath) Yeah, no, I'm not...
333
00:14:31,515 --> 00:14:34,216
I'm not who you think I am.
334
00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,751
Ahem.
335
00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,886
Watch it.
336
00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:38,937
Hey.
337
00:14:38,939 --> 00:14:40,222
* Please, Mr. D.J.
338
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,273
Mm-hmm.
339
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,892
* Hear me
340
00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:45,727
But I didn't care if I
wasn't supposed to be there.
341
00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:49,698
One I got inside, I wasn't leaving
342
00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,651
because that's when I saw you.
343
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,155
I'd seen you before at school,
on the steps of the Met,
344
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,540
but I'd never seen you like this.
345
00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,292
What are you doing, standing
there all by yourself?
346
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,376
Don't you ever go to parties?
347
00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:05,330
I, um, yeah. Sure, yeah.
I... yeah, I went to...
348
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,249
uh, birthdays as a kid. Well, my own.
349
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,468
I, um, I have a cousin who's Jewish,
350
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,137
and her bar mitzvah was rockin'.
351
00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:14,856
Ah. Oh. You were joking.
352
00:15:14,858 --> 00:15:16,808
(Laughs)
353
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:17,976
Yeah, I was.
354
00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:19,311
No, so... I mean, I was...
355
00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,813
yeah, I was, too. I was joking.
356
00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:25,049
No, I wasn't. I was...
her bat mitzvah was...
357
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:27,152
it sucked. It was Hello Kitty-themed.
358
00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:28,854
(Gasps) I love Hello Kitty.
359
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:29,905
So do I.
360
00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:31,389
Uh...
361
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:32,741
(Laughs)
362
00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:34,409
I was joking again.
363
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,361
You probably should get out more.
364
00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:38,713
(Chuckles) Well, you see
what happens when I do?
365
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,332
And this is so bad?
366
00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:43,001
O.M.G!
367
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:45,670
Kati just puked on her Prada! (Laughs)
368
00:15:45,672 --> 00:15:47,238
She is taking pictures with her cell phone.
369
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,208
We have to go wish her happy barfday!
370
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,048
That's amazing.
371
00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,684
I wish I remembered any
of that, but I don't...
372
00:15:59,686 --> 00:16:02,137
probably because I had too much champagne.
373
00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,556
Or because you thought I was
a lacrosse player named Matt.
374
00:16:04,558 --> 00:16:06,057
(Laughs)
375
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:10,228
No, I didn't realize that.
376
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,148
No, but that's good news. It's great news.
377
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:15,233
Yeah, just have the
papers sent over. Thanks.
378
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,368
(Beep)
379
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,486
Was that about the search warrant?
380
00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:20,122
It was about "The Spectator""
381
00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:23,458
I mean, now that Bart's dead, my
name's the only one on the loan.
382
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,311
If I can pay off what I
owe, it'll be all mine.
383
00:16:26,313 --> 00:16:27,579
That's amazing.
384
00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:29,214
And if we can figure out
this "Gossip Girl" expose,
385
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,666
you'll have the perfect
story to make it happen.
386
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:34,169
Yeah. I just wish I felt like celebrating.
387
00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:35,453
I'm sure Chuck's not calling
388
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:36,638
'cause he doesn't want
to get me in trouble,
389
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,923
but I really need to know he's okay.
390
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,142
If he's with Blair, he's okay.
391
00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:41,843
She won't let anything bad happen to him.
392
00:16:48,787 --> 00:16:50,505
(Woman) Okay. Hold on one second, okay?
393
00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:54,476
(Blair) Of course we have to
get married in a courthouse.
394
00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,478
(Sighs deeply)
395
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,979
(Lowered voice) Maybe we
should get out of here.
396
00:16:57,981 --> 00:17:01,683
Relax. We're just two crazy
kids dying to tie the knot.
397
00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:02,984
If anyone recognizes you,
398
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,969
then that knot will become
a noose around your neck.
399
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,474
(Door opens)
400
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,862
I got the license.
401
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,730
Backdated, of course,
402
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,932
lest someone suspects
your union was motivated
403
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,768
by something other than
your tender feelings.
404
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,654
The Justice of the
Peace is waiting for you.
405
00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,956
Okay. (Sighs)
406
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,107
Let's go. Let's do this.
407
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,608
Blair, you don't have to.
408
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,776
I want to.
409
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,495
I know this isn't your dream wedding.
410
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:30,248
Last night's dress, no flowers,
411
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,000
the cake from the doughnut
shop down the street.
412
00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:34,002
I already had my princess wedding.
413
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:37,621
There were enough peonies
to last a lifetime.
414
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,789
Maybe you don't need flowers,
415
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,092
but your mother, Cyrus, Serena...
416
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,127
you should be surrounded
by the people you love.
417
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,129
You love me.
418
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,464
I love the both of you.
419
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,982
(Sighs)
420
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,902
It is just not worth the risk
of bringing everyone here.
421
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,520
Look, you might be okay with it,
422
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,972
but I'm not sure I wanna start
the rest of our lives this way.
423
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,574
Chuck.
424
00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,147
Don't worry, Daphne.
425
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,398
I'm heading over to Dan's right now.
426
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,767
I know you need the final chapter today.
427
00:18:09,769 --> 00:18:10,902
(Beep)
428
00:18:10,904 --> 00:18:12,603
Hey.
429
00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:13,988
You Georgina Sparks?
430
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,106
Depends on who's asking. You KGB?
431
00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,792
(Chuckles) JXB.
432
00:18:17,794 --> 00:18:19,243
Jack Xavier Bass.
433
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:20,711
Chuck's Uncle Jack.
434
00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,546
Don't believe I've had the pleasure.
435
00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:23,781
Blair says when it comes to a scheme,
436
00:18:23,783 --> 00:18:25,783
your skills are second to none.
437
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:27,802
She doesn't exaggerate.
438
00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,371
Then what are you waitin' on, Sparks?
439
00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:33,140
Let's see if the woman
lives up to the name.
440
00:18:36,144 --> 00:18:39,964
Oh! (Sighs) Thank you for
letting me lean on you today.
441
00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:43,150
I would simply be lost.
442
00:18:43,152 --> 00:18:45,770
William! (Chuckles)
443
00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:47,738
Ivy, right?
444
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,024
I would hope, on a day like today,
445
00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:52,944
you would be able to give
me some measure of peace.
446
00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:56,364
Oh, if there is one thing you're
not getting today, it's peace.
447
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:59,149
And now that William's here,
we can tell you together.
448
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:01,652
You know, they say success is nothing
449
00:19:01,654 --> 00:19:03,287
without someone to share it with.
450
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:07,124
I have no idea what game
this young woman is playing.
451
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:09,593
I don't believe I've
even seen you since, um...
452
00:19:09,595 --> 00:19:10,761
uh, Cece's wake.
453
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:13,514
What?
454
00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:17,167
We've been working together for months.
455
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:18,519
He's in love with me.
456
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,771
(Scoffs)
457
00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:23,691
I have William's texts on my phone.
458
00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,059
My children know how to make it look like
459
00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:27,344
someone sent them a text
message when they haven't,
460
00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:29,981
so I'm sure you know the same tricks.
461
00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:34,518
He... he helped transfer
Cece's money to me.
462
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,987
You can ask Lola.
463
00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:38,572
Well, Lola's out of the country
doing a film in Budapest,
464
00:19:38,574 --> 00:19:42,026
so unfortunately, she's, uh, not available.
465
00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,711
I'm gonna go get the doorman.
466
00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:46,831
What are you doing?
467
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,968
I'm getting exactly what
I wanted... to be with Lily,
468
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,471
the love of my life, the
mother of my children.
469
00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:54,922
And I thank you...
470
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:58,926
I truly thank you for the role
you played in making that possible.
471
00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:01,562
I'll tell everyone.
472
00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:02,713
I'll tell the media.
473
00:20:02,715 --> 00:20:03,731
(Chuckles)
474
00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:04,899
The media?
475
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:06,884
I don't think so.
476
00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:08,052
You're a lifetime movie called
477
00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:10,738
"Nobody gives a damn:
The Ivy Dickens story."
478
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,556
I don't know what you
have to complain about.
479
00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:13,991
You got Lola's money.
480
00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:15,076
Now go back to Florida,
481
00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:18,079
run along and be the
queen of the swamp people.
482
00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:19,563
(Sobs) You're the devil!
483
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:20,748
(Man) All right, miss.
484
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,066
(Lily) Don't make me
have to call the police.
485
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:25,736
I loved you, William,
with all my heart! I did!
486
00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,621
Ivy and Serena's daddy doctor?
487
00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:29,457
Didn't see that one coming.
488
00:20:29,459 --> 00:20:30,708
(Speaks indistinctly)
489
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,094
Oh. (Sighs) What do you two want?
490
00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,880
(Georgina and Jack) You.
491
00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,716
Look, don't be mad.
492
00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,218
I came back because I wanna understand.
493
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,020
No, I'm... I'm not mad. I just...
494
00:20:43,022 --> 00:20:44,855
(Inhales deeply)
495
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:45,940
(Groans)
496
00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:47,608
Okay, have you ever
wanted something so badly,
497
00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,593
but you just know you're not gonna get it?
498
00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,395
Oh, that's right.
499
00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,697
I... I forgot who I'm talking
to. Of course you haven't.
500
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:57,218
But that... that was...
that was... my whole life.
501
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,569
And the moment you walked away from me,
502
00:20:58,571 --> 00:21:01,155
I knew there was no way I could ever
503
00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:04,458
pull you out of your world and into mine.
504
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,976
(Sighs) But I couldn't give up.
505
00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:10,548
Wait. The school trip
to the "Intrepid" museum?
506
00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,117
Yeah. I overheard two
girls talking about you
507
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,452
in your white dress, getting wet,
508
00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:18,639
and, um...
509
00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:21,776
one girl thought that you
would be laughingstock.
510
00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:24,228
You know, and that... and
that everyone would be...
511
00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:25,262
talking about you,
512
00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:28,349
but then her friend said,
513
00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:30,151
"that's the point.
514
00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:32,153
You're no one until you're talked about."
515
00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:36,023
So you came home, and you
told all of this to Jenny,
516
00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:38,526
and that was the
beginning of "Gossip Girl"?
517
00:21:38,528 --> 00:21:39,860
(Elevator bell dings, door opens)
518
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,497
So you've had the power to reveal
her identity this entire time?
519
00:21:43,499 --> 00:21:45,032
Come. We have a mission.
520
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,417
"We"? "We" who?
521
00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:48,519
What... what mission?
522
00:21:48,521 --> 00:21:51,255
Do you two seriously not
have any idea why I'm here?
523
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,344
What have you been doing
for the last 12 hours?
524
00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:08,689
So obviously, Gossip Girl's
known you all since ninth grade,
525
00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:10,641
but it's doubtful that someone older
526
00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:11,809
would've cared about a bunch of freshmen,
527
00:22:11,811 --> 00:22:14,178
so she's the same age. Or younger.
528
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,479
That's what we always figured.
529
00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,064
But you went to different
colleges after graduation.
530
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,616
She couldn't have followed all of you.
531
00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:19,817
By that time, it didn't matter.
532
00:22:19,819 --> 00:22:21,452
She'd already built up
her network of sources.
533
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:23,704
I mean, she could've been
anywhere in the world.
534
00:22:23,706 --> 00:22:26,023
Like at Sarah Lawrence, where
Eric Van Der Woodsen goes?
535
00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:28,325
Or maybe London, where
Jenny Humphrey lives?
536
00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:29,627
I thought of that.
537
00:22:29,629 --> 00:22:31,495
Eric maybe, but Gossip Girl
was pretty brutal on Jenny.
538
00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:33,130
I mean, no one would do that to themselves.
539
00:22:33,132 --> 00:22:35,332
Are you kidding? Battling
Blair, the fashion line...
540
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:36,467
even you had a crush on her.
541
00:22:36,469 --> 00:22:39,536
Little J. was my idol in seventh grade.
542
00:22:39,538 --> 00:22:40,804
But I get your point.
543
00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,940
Is there anyone Gossip
Girl ever went easy on?
544
00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:44,925
Someone she cared about?
That could be a clue.
545
00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,228
The only selfless thing she ever did
546
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:50,231
was shut down after Chuck
and Blair's accident.
547
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:53,317
Although, she did lead
Dan and Blair to Juliet
548
00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:56,053
after Serena was drugged.
That was the right thing to do.
549
00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:57,988
And wasn't there a lot of stuff
that she knew but didn't post
550
00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:00,608
until Serena went to war
with her at graduation?
551
00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:03,277
Maybe Gossip Girl was
really our guardian angel.
552
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:04,995
(Cell phone alerts chime)
553
00:23:04,997 --> 00:23:06,396
(Beep)
554
00:23:06,398 --> 00:23:08,916
(Gossip Girl) Spotted...
Chuck Bass back in Manhattan.
555
00:23:08,918 --> 00:23:11,702
We hear he's on his way to turn himself in.
556
00:23:11,704 --> 00:23:15,673
Who's up for a little
stakeout at the big house?
557
00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:16,840
Well, so much for that theory.
558
00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:17,958
Yeah.
559
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,343
(Elevator door opens)
560
00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:22,630
Jack?
561
00:23:22,632 --> 00:23:24,598
Come on. Let's go.
562
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,855
Take your time. I mean,
whatever. Come on, let's go!
563
00:23:33,758 --> 00:23:37,061
(Imagine Dragon's "It's time" playing)
564
00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,067
Did you just see what I saw?
565
00:23:43,069 --> 00:23:46,153
What are the chances that Serena,
Dan, Nate, and Georgina Sparks
566
00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:49,273
all decided to check out
the Warhol exhibit together?
567
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,458
Zero. Come on, ally.
568
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,944
♪ So this is what you meant
569
00:23:53,946 --> 00:23:56,830
♪ when you said that you were spent? ♪
570
00:23:56,832 --> 00:24:00,000
♪ and now it's time to build
from the bottom of the pit ♪
571
00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:02,336
♪ right to the top
572
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,721
Hey, mom!
573
00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:04,722
Chuck!
574
00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:06,557
Sorry I couldn't call.
575
00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,741
(Nate) You really scared us, man.
576
00:24:07,743 --> 00:24:09,293
(Serena) Oh! I'm so glad you're safe.
577
00:24:09,295 --> 00:24:12,062
You know, just a little confused
as to why we're all here.
578
00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:13,463
Are you saying good-bye
before you turn yourself in?
579
00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:16,466
Why does everyone look like
they're here for a funeral?
580
00:24:16,468 --> 00:24:19,570
(Singsongy) When you're here for a wedding.
581
00:24:19,572 --> 00:24:21,355
(Gasps and laughs)
582
00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:23,473
A woman like Blair deserves
to be married with style,
583
00:24:23,475 --> 00:24:24,908
surrounded by friends and family.
584
00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:26,577
No Bass man would let himself be stopped
585
00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:28,746
by a little thing like a tristate A.P.B.
586
00:24:28,748 --> 00:24:30,581
Hey, enough with the small talk.
587
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,199
We all have a job to do.
588
00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,867
Blair and Chuck, stay out of sight.
589
00:24:33,869 --> 00:24:35,869
Then we meet at the Bethesda Fountain
590
00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:37,121
and get married.
591
00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:41,258
Miss Eleanor, go... go get the
dress! A... and... and the rings!
592
00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:43,927
The rings! You! You! Rings!
593
00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:45,495
And... and, uh, mister...
594
00:24:45,497 --> 00:24:46,714
♪ I'm same as I was
595
00:24:46,716 --> 00:24:48,849
(Dorota speaks indistinctly)
596
00:24:48,851 --> 00:24:52,436
♪ Now don't you understand?
597
00:24:52,438 --> 00:24:55,022
♪ That I'm never changing who I am ♪
598
00:24:55,024 --> 00:24:56,807
Chuck and Blair are getting married?!
599
00:24:56,809 --> 00:25:00,060
This is the biggest
"Gossip Girl" story ever."
600
00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:13,272
Oh, my gosh!
601
00:25:13,274 --> 00:25:15,157
You look amazing!
602
00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:17,075
B., the dress is perfection!
603
00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:20,645
Well, a lifelong relationship
with Elie Saab does have its perks.
604
00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:21,830
My mother did well.
605
00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,249
Hey, have you seen Dan?
I'm a little nervous.
606
00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,882
The last time he was in
charge of flowers, we ended up
607
00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:29,671
with Damien Dalgaard's purple tulip.
608
00:25:29,673 --> 00:25:33,342
Well, speaking of, is
Dan here as your date?
609
00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:35,493
I mean, after he published his hate piece,
610
00:25:35,495 --> 00:25:37,129
I'm surprised you're even
talking to him at all.
611
00:25:37,131 --> 00:25:39,047
Yeah, he had his reasons. I don't know.
612
00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:41,466
I'm... I'm still trying to figure it out.
613
00:25:41,468 --> 00:25:43,602
And come on, it's not like Chuck didn't do
614
00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:45,503
his fair share of terrible things to you.
615
00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,605
Ancient history!
616
00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,057
And besides, Chuck is
one of us, whereas Dan,
617
00:25:49,059 --> 00:25:50,859
despite his years of trying, never will be.
618
00:25:50,861 --> 00:25:53,662
What does "one of us" even
mean after all this time?
619
00:25:53,664 --> 00:25:55,063
He's friends with our friends.
620
00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,849
We... we both dated him.
His father married my mother.
621
00:25:57,851 --> 00:26:00,185
His... his new apartment is in my building.
622
00:26:00,187 --> 00:26:03,171
S., we all hoped that Humble
Humphrey would overcome
623
00:26:03,173 --> 00:26:06,625
his Brooklyn roots to join
a higher social strata.
624
00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:08,076
I mean, after all, it's the American dream.
625
00:26:08,078 --> 00:26:10,912
But let's face it. In his
case, the dream has died.
626
00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:15,033
Just give him one more chance.
You don't know the whole story.
627
00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:17,535
I know what I need to know, and that is,
628
00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:19,755
Serena Van Der Woodsen will never end up
629
00:26:19,757 --> 00:26:21,673
with a powerless striver.
630
00:26:29,349 --> 00:26:31,650
Where are you going?
The fountain is that way.
631
00:26:31,652 --> 00:26:33,652
Yeah, I might be a little late for that.
632
00:26:33,654 --> 00:26:35,053
There's something I
gotta take care of first.
633
00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,239
Something? Like what? If this
is about the final chapter,
634
00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:38,556
you better not be giving
it to "Vanity Fair"
635
00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:39,574
before I've read it.
636
00:26:39,576 --> 00:26:41,109
I'm not giving it to "Vanity Fair".
637
00:26:41,111 --> 00:26:43,662
What? Wait! Where are you going?!
638
00:26:43,664 --> 00:26:46,948
Stop it! Oh!
639
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:49,284
Should I even ask what
happened on that rooftop?
640
00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:50,952
The less you know, the better.
641
00:26:50,954 --> 00:26:52,404
Ah. Then for once,
642
00:26:52,406 --> 00:26:53,905
I guess it's a good thing
that I'm out of the loop.
643
00:26:53,907 --> 00:26:56,408
Chuck! Hey!
644
00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,960
Sorry to interrupt your last
fling, but I got the rings.
645
00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,095
The choice was between
646
00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:01,963
Byzantine cross and Egyptian snake.
647
00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:05,050
I assume, like attracted like,
and you went with the snake?
648
00:27:05,052 --> 00:27:07,636
You know me well, nephew.
649
00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:09,421
Nate.
650
00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:10,588
This is for you.
651
00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:11,756
It's my final chapter.
652
00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:12,974
You mean my final chapter,
653
00:27:12,976 --> 00:27:14,893
and it's not for you.
654
00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,766
Wait. This is about Gossip Girl.
655
00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,952
That's yours to publish in "The Spectator."
656
00:27:23,954 --> 00:27:25,203
I know you gave up your
search to help Serena.
657
00:27:25,205 --> 00:27:26,738
Now you have all your answers.
658
00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:28,740
Dan, this is incredible.
659
00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:31,376
I have to find sage.
660
00:27:31,378 --> 00:27:33,662
I mean, she can run
this down to the office.
661
00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:34,996
Thanks, man.
662
00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,915
I mean, this could change my life.
663
00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:38,667
Mine, too, hopefully.
664
00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:42,471
I should've known better than
to back a horse from D.U.M.B.O.
665
00:27:42,473 --> 00:27:45,623
All right, don't let anyone
stop you or ask any questions.
666
00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,092
Just go straight to my
computer and start typing.
667
00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:48,894
Post paragraph by paragraph if you need to.
668
00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:50,145
Got it.
669
00:27:50,147 --> 00:27:52,013
(Release the Sunbird's
"Road to nowhere" playing)
670
00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:53,982
(Ally) What is taking Gossip Girl so long?
671
00:27:53,984 --> 00:27:55,100
I don't know.
672
00:27:55,102 --> 00:27:56,435
But if Gossip Girl
doesn't care about out tip,
673
00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:57,635
I bet the police will.
674
00:27:57,637 --> 00:27:59,154
Thea! The police?
675
00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:01,473
What? Chuck's a fugitive from the law.
676
00:28:01,475 --> 00:28:05,077
If it's not on "G.G.," at
least it'll be on the news.
677
00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:08,864
Hi, I have information on
the location of Chuck Bass.
678
00:28:08,866 --> 00:28:12,317
♪ The future is certain
679
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:17,506
♪ give us time to work it out
680
00:28:17,508 --> 00:28:22,294
♪
681
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:30,936
(Gasps)
682
00:28:30,938 --> 00:28:34,222
♪ We're on a road to nowhere
683
00:28:34,224 --> 00:28:37,976
♪ come on inside
684
00:28:37,978 --> 00:28:39,211
♪ takin' that ride...
685
00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:40,479
(Cyrus) To quote Siddhartha,
686
00:28:40,481 --> 00:28:43,348
we are not going in
circles. We are going upward.
687
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:44,633
(Sirens wailing)
688
00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,402
The path is a spiral.
689
00:28:47,404 --> 00:28:48,737
(Sirens continue wailing)
690
00:28:48,739 --> 00:28:50,322
We have already climbed many ste...
691
00:28:50,324 --> 00:28:52,357
Cyrus, I think that is enough.
692
00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:54,493
Perhaps we could skip to the "I do" part.
693
00:28:54,495 --> 00:28:56,495
Where's the rings?
694
00:28:56,497 --> 00:28:59,197
(Sirens continue wailing)
695
00:28:59,199 --> 00:29:00,332
(Tires screech)
696
00:29:00,334 --> 00:29:01,466
Do you, Chuck,
697
00:29:01,468 --> 00:29:03,868
take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife?
698
00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:05,387
Three words. Eight letters.
699
00:29:05,389 --> 00:29:07,539
Blair, do you take Chuck to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
700
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,707
One word. Three letters. Yes!
701
00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:11,843
Then by the power invested in me
by the great state of New York,
702
00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:13,645
I now pronounce you man and wife!
703
00:29:13,647 --> 00:29:15,347
You may kiss the bride!
704
00:29:15,349 --> 00:29:17,649
♪ They can tell you what to do
705
00:29:17,651 --> 00:29:21,319
♪ but they'll make a fool
of you, and it's all right ♪
706
00:29:21,321 --> 00:29:22,437
(Camera shutter clicks)
707
00:29:22,439 --> 00:29:23,605
(Giggles)
708
00:29:23,607 --> 00:29:25,774
(Man) Chuck Bass!
709
00:29:25,776 --> 00:29:27,225
♪ Come along and take that ride ♪
710
00:29:27,227 --> 00:29:28,276
(Mouths words)
711
00:29:28,278 --> 00:29:31,496
Chuck Bass? You need to come with us.
712
00:29:31,498 --> 00:29:32,781
You, too, Ms. Waldorf.
713
00:29:32,783 --> 00:29:33,949
(Cyrus) I'm with you.
714
00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:35,000
(Eleanor) Me, too.
715
00:29:35,002 --> 00:29:36,001
And me.
716
00:29:36,003 --> 00:29:37,836
♪ And it's all right
717
00:29:37,838 --> 00:29:39,070
♪ baby, it's all right
718
00:29:39,072 --> 00:29:40,372
(cell phone alerts chime)
719
00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:41,739
Right on cue, Gossip Girl.
720
00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:43,625
It's not Gossip Girl.
721
00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,210
It's "The Spectator".
722
00:29:45,212 --> 00:29:49,798
♪
723
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,800
♪ we're on a road to nowhere
724
00:29:58,905 --> 00:30:02,408
(The Mynabirds' "Body of work" playing)
725
00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:03,576
(Cell phone alert chimes)
726
00:30:03,578 --> 00:30:04,777
I'm shocked.
727
00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:06,144
I thought it was Dorota.
728
00:30:06,146 --> 00:30:07,746
(Cell phone alert chimes)
729
00:30:07,748 --> 00:30:08,831
What?
730
00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,482
♪ You get so many lives
731
00:30:10,484 --> 00:30:13,285
Seriously?
732
00:30:13,287 --> 00:30:14,620
♪ Sometimes you're a roller
733
00:30:14,622 --> 00:30:15,704
(cell phone alert chimes)
734
00:30:15,706 --> 00:30:17,823
♪ Sometimes you're the stone
735
00:30:17,825 --> 00:30:19,758
No...
736
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,043
way.
737
00:30:21,045 --> 00:30:23,179
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
738
00:30:23,181 --> 00:30:25,764
♪ But you can be wild horses
739
00:30:25,766 --> 00:30:27,883
♪ you can stop at will
740
00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:29,602
That little bitch!
741
00:30:29,604 --> 00:30:31,187
(Chuckles)
742
00:30:31,189 --> 00:30:33,005
Hey, Upper East Siders.
743
00:30:33,007 --> 00:30:34,390
Gossip Girl here,
744
00:30:34,392 --> 00:30:38,194
and I have the biggest news ever.
745
00:30:38,196 --> 00:30:39,344
(Sighs)
746
00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:42,147
"Serena! You're back from boarding school."
747
00:30:42,149 --> 00:30:45,784
"Yeah. Hi, Blair. So I gotta go... ".
748
00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:47,369
Come on, Bell. Can you
just try a little harder?
749
00:30:47,371 --> 00:30:48,988
I'm sorry. If I'm being
really honest, Rachel,
750
00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:50,906
I don't think you can pull
off high school anymore.
751
00:30:50,908 --> 00:30:52,074
(Cell phone alert chimes)
752
00:30:52,076 --> 00:30:53,125
Thanks a lot.
753
00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:54,210
Sorry.
754
00:30:54,212 --> 00:30:55,377
Oh, come on! You are always on that thing.
755
00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:57,046
This audition's really important to me.
756
00:30:57,048 --> 00:30:58,581
Plus, the book is a best-seller
757
00:30:58,583 --> 00:30:59,748
and it has a built-in movie audience.
758
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:00,883
(Gasps)
759
00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:02,585
Dan Humphrey is a really good writer.
760
00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:03,886
O.M.G.
761
00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:06,388
You are not going to
believe who Gossip Girl is.
762
00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:09,508
Wait. Gossip Girl is real?
763
00:31:09,510 --> 00:31:13,495
♪ Before you get out on your own way ♪
764
00:31:13,297 --> 00:31:14,747
(Dan) The Upper East Side
765
00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:17,483
was like something from
Fitzgerald or Thackeray...
766
00:31:17,485 --> 00:31:20,286
teenagers acting like adults,
767
00:31:20,288 --> 00:31:21,954
adults acting like teenagers,
768
00:31:21,956 --> 00:31:23,789
guarding secrets, spreading gossip,
769
00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:27,993
all with the trappings
of truly opulent wealth.
770
00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:29,662
And membership in this
community was so elite,
771
00:31:29,664 --> 00:31:31,914
you couldn't even buy your way in.
772
00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,666
It was a birthright...
773
00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:35,134
a birthright I didn't have
774
00:31:35,136 --> 00:31:37,720
and my greatest achievements
would never earn me.
775
00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:40,005
All I had to compare to this world
776
00:31:40,007 --> 00:31:41,557
was what I'd read in books.
777
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:42,808
But that gave me the idea.
778
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:47,179
If I wasn't born into this world,
779
00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:50,316
maybe i could write myself into it.
780
00:31:51,852 --> 00:31:53,686
I'd overheard enough conversations
781
00:31:53,688 --> 00:31:54,987
to be able to mimic the language
782
00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:56,054
of the Constance girls,
783
00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:57,990
but every writer needs his muse.
784
00:31:57,992 --> 00:32:01,494
And it wasn't until that photo
of Serena in the white dress
785
00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:04,080
that I knew I had something strong enough
786
00:32:04,082 --> 00:32:05,698
to actually create a legend...
787
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,065
and launch a web site.
788
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,751
Within weeks, I was
getting dozens of e-mails
789
00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:11,203
with stories about Upper East Siders,
790
00:32:11,205 --> 00:32:13,038
so I posted them anonymously.
791
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,673
And then I got more.
792
00:32:14,675 --> 00:32:16,258
Oh, my God.
793
00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:17,510
Before lon it was a monster.
794
00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:19,077
Everyone was sending tips.
795
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,414
I am so glad Gossip Girl
finally got her balls back.
796
00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:24,416
And when Serena came back
from boarding school...
797
00:32:24,418 --> 00:32:25,417
(Camera shutter clicks)
798
00:32:25,419 --> 00:32:27,720
I wrote my first post about me...
799
00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:28,921
Lonely Boy...
800
00:32:28,923 --> 00:32:32,057
the outsider, the underdog.
801
00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:33,476
I might've been a joke, but...
802
00:32:33,478 --> 00:32:34,693
(Cell phone alerts chime)
803
00:32:34,695 --> 00:32:36,094
at least people were talking about me.
804
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:40,132
This is a hell of a
thing you pulled off, kid.
805
00:32:40,134 --> 00:32:41,450
I'm in awe.
806
00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:43,269
I hacked it and stole it from him.
807
00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:44,520
That makes me way more awesome.
808
00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:47,273
No, you stole it after I shut it down.
809
00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,358
And when you started it back
up, I just stole it again.
810
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,678
I should've known it was you on
the surveillance tape Diana sent me.
811
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,780
You were the only one who
wasn't there with us that night.
812
00:32:54,782 --> 00:32:56,315
And you're the only one who owns a hoodie.
813
00:32:56,317 --> 00:32:58,517
The one I felt stupid about was graduation,
814
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,854
when I asked Gossip Girl to
meet me, and then Dan showed up.
815
00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:03,205
(Elevator door opens)
816
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,125
Son.
817
00:33:06,127 --> 00:33:07,376
Dad.
818
00:33:07,378 --> 00:33:09,161
I figured you'd be here
waiting for Chuck and Blair.
819
00:33:09,163 --> 00:33:11,047
We need to talk.
820
00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,051
I should drink.
821
00:33:15,053 --> 00:33:16,635
Me, too.
822
00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:18,170
Uh, vodka on the rocks.
823
00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:20,539
Big glass, not too many rocks.
824
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:21,807
Three olives.
825
00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:28,514
Dan, I cannot believe you are the one
responsible for all of this poison.
826
00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:30,733
The damage you've done to
your friends, to your family,
827
00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:31,767
to your own sister!
828
00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:33,652
Jenny wanted to get on "Gossip Girl".
829
00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:35,571
She's known it was me for years.
830
00:33:35,573 --> 00:33:37,106
If there's ever anything she
really didn't want posted,
831
00:33:37,108 --> 00:33:38,407
all she had to do was ask.
832
00:33:38,409 --> 00:33:41,160
You told the whole world
about her losing her virginity!
833
00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:43,395
No, no, no. No, she
sent that tip in herself.
834
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:44,747
She wanted to get out of New York,
835
00:33:44,749 --> 00:33:45,865
but she didn't feel like
836
00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,065
she had the strength to leave on her own.
837
00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,535
So she knew if Blair found out the truth,
838
00:33:49,537 --> 00:33:51,721
she wouldn't have a choice.
839
00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:56,459
Her leaving town...
840
00:33:56,461 --> 00:33:58,594
(Sighs) was the best thing
that ever happened to Jenny.
841
00:33:58,596 --> 00:33:59,595
Yeah. I mean, look, dad,
842
00:33:59,597 --> 00:34:02,181
I... I know... I know
843
00:34:02,183 --> 00:34:05,050
I've screwed up, and plenty of times.
844
00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:06,919
But I've always tried
to do the right thing,
845
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,105
like you taught me.
846
00:34:13,477 --> 00:34:14,760
Tell me everything.
847
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:17,680
Dan was as hard on himself
as he was any of us.
848
00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,231
And he wouldn't have had anything to post
849
00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:21,217
if everyone hadn't been sending in tips.
850
00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:22,401
I never sent in one tip.
851
00:34:22,403 --> 00:34:23,536
(Scoffs) Saint Nate.
852
00:34:23,538 --> 00:34:25,738
Come on, what was the worst thing
Gossip Girl ever wrote about you?
853
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:26,822
If anyone should be mad...
854
00:34:26,824 --> 00:34:27,907
(Elevator door opens)
855
00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:29,274
it... it should be me... or me and Blair.
856
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,459
(Blair) We're here!
857
00:34:30,461 --> 00:34:31,827
(Serena) You're free!
858
00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:33,245
(Nate) So everything's okay?
859
00:34:33,247 --> 00:34:35,998
Well, Cyrus is finishing
up at the police station.
860
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,115
But we refused to talk.
861
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,467
And since there's no actual evidence
862
00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:40,118
that Chuck was even on that roof...
863
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,303
And no witness...
864
00:34:41,305 --> 00:34:42,421
Except his wife.
865
00:34:42,423 --> 00:34:44,056
They had to no choice but to let us go.
866
00:34:44,058 --> 00:34:46,058
Bart's death will be ruled as an accident.
867
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:47,309
Thank you.
868
00:34:47,311 --> 00:34:49,895
No, this is actually for her.
869
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,900
Miss Blair, I... I so worried
about you and, uh, Mr. Chuck,
870
00:34:54,902 --> 00:34:57,770
and brain exploding from Lonely Boy news.
871
00:34:57,772 --> 00:34:59,021
I need vodka.
872
00:34:59,023 --> 00:35:01,473
We all need lots of vodka, Dorota.
873
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:02,658
And champagne.
874
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:05,778
My mother and Lily are at
Citarella right now getting food.
875
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,364
We're gonna have a wedding reception.
876
00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:11,283
And don't even think that
you will be invited, Humphrey.
877
00:35:11,285 --> 00:35:13,169
We read while we were waiting.
878
00:35:13,171 --> 00:35:14,503
You have a lot of explaining to do.
879
00:35:14,505 --> 00:35:15,871
What do you wanna know, Blair?
880
00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:18,657
What do you look so amused for?
881
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:19,959
Uh, it's just that I felt the same way
882
00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:22,244
until I realized that I'm fine with it.
883
00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,829
Fine?
884
00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,665
He stopped posting after our accident.
885
00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,184
He shut down the site.
886
00:35:28,186 --> 00:35:30,853
I mean, we always knew
it was one of us, right?
887
00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,771
I always thought it was Dorota!
888
00:35:32,773 --> 00:35:34,223
(Chokes, spit vodka)
889
00:35:34,225 --> 00:35:36,108
You know, I actually thought
it was Eric for a little bit,
890
00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:37,393
and then I thought it was you, Rufus.
891
00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:38,777
My dad? Come on.
892
00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:41,897
Hey! It could've been me. I
always thought it was Nate.
893
00:35:41,899 --> 00:35:43,115
Did anyone think it could be me?
894
00:35:43,117 --> 00:35:45,701
My money was on the blonde broad in London.
895
00:35:45,703 --> 00:35:47,036
(Nate and Serena laugh)
896
00:35:47,038 --> 00:35:49,321
Why do you all think that this is funny?
897
00:35:49,323 --> 00:35:51,574
Gossip Girl ruined our lives!
898
00:35:51,576 --> 00:35:53,876
Is your life really ruined, Blair?
899
00:35:53,878 --> 00:35:55,327
If you think about it,
900
00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:56,662
we're all on track to do
exactly what we wanted to do.
901
00:35:56,664 --> 00:35:59,465
But he schemed and lied
and spread horrible stories.
902
00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,901
Blair, I think you're just
mad because Dan was the one
903
00:36:01,903 --> 00:36:03,586
who was pulling the strings all along.
904
00:36:03,588 --> 00:36:06,005
This whole time, I had more power than you.
905
00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:09,225
But what he did with that
power was write a love letter...
906
00:36:09,227 --> 00:36:10,876
not just to me but to all of us.
907
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,262
It made me realize I
don't want to run away,
908
00:36:13,264 --> 00:36:17,566
that... that you guys are
my family, and I belong here.
909
00:36:17,568 --> 00:36:19,935
And so does Dan.
910
00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:25,824
Well, I guess that means it's all over now,
911
00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:28,727
that we can all grow up and move on.
912
00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,779
Yeah.
913
00:36:30,781 --> 00:36:33,381
Gossip Girl's dead.
914
00:37:02,997 --> 00:37:04,581
Good to see you again.
915
00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,132
Mr. Archibald, what do you say
to speculation that you'll be
916
00:37:06,134 --> 00:37:08,635
announcing your bid for the
mayor's race any day now?
917
00:37:08,637 --> 00:37:10,753
I say New York is the
greatest city in the world.
918
00:37:10,755 --> 00:37:12,205
Who wouldn't wanna be mayor?
919
00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:13,890
You'd be the youngest mayor
ever in the history of the city.
920
00:37:13,892 --> 00:37:16,042
Only if I win. And I haven't
even said if I'm running.
921
00:37:16,044 --> 00:37:18,178
The polls already have you out in front.
922
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,096
I promise I'll answer any
questions you have tomorrow,
923
00:37:20,098 --> 00:37:22,815
but right now there's
somewhere I have to be.
924
00:37:22,817 --> 00:37:27,020
(Camera shutters clicking)
925
00:37:38,877 --> 00:37:40,211
Thank you, Mr. Henry.
926
00:37:40,213 --> 00:37:42,596
You very good boy, help tidy up for party.
927
00:37:42,598 --> 00:37:43,747
(Footsteps approach)
928
00:37:43,749 --> 00:37:44,798
Look who's here!
929
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,433
Daddy!
930
00:37:46,435 --> 00:37:47,918
(Grunts) Ah!
931
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,103
(Speaks indistinctly)
932
00:37:49,105 --> 00:37:50,471
There is my grandson! Henry!
933
00:37:50,473 --> 00:37:52,223
Come here, boy! Come
here! Come here! Come here!
934
00:37:52,225 --> 00:37:53,691
Come on! Ah!
935
00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:54,725
How are you?
936
00:37:54,727 --> 00:37:56,193
The place looks great.
937
00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:57,945
It was all Blair. Thank you.
938
00:37:57,947 --> 00:37:59,230
(Chuckles)
939
00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:01,782
No. No, I told you that
Tuesday is not soon enough.
940
00:38:01,784 --> 00:38:04,601
I need the samples in
the showroom by Monday.
941
00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:06,537
Okay, I have to go. I have guests.
942
00:38:06,539 --> 00:38:08,322
Xiexie. Zaijian.
943
00:38:08,324 --> 00:38:10,741
Do you have any idea how
many times I'd wondered
944
00:38:10,743 --> 00:38:11,959
if we'd ever make it to this day?
945
00:38:11,961 --> 00:38:13,794
And now... here we are.
946
00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:15,162
No doubt thanks to your
wonderful parenting.
947
00:38:15,164 --> 00:38:16,280
Mm! Oh, my...
948
00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:17,381
(Speaks indistinctly)
949
00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:18,582
I know. I know. (Chuckles)
950
00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:21,285
Last-minute inspiration.
951
00:38:21,287 --> 00:38:22,503
How is she?
952
00:38:22,505 --> 00:38:24,621
Oh, great. Not nervous at
all. I am. I need a drink.
953
00:38:24,623 --> 00:38:25,923
(Laughs)
954
00:38:25,925 --> 00:38:27,224
(Florence + the machine)
* sometimes I feel like
955
00:38:27,226 --> 00:38:29,126
♪ throwing my hands up in the air ♪
956
00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:30,844
Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey, looking good.
957
00:38:30,846 --> 00:38:34,481
♪ I know I can count on you
958
00:38:34,483 --> 00:38:35,632
(speaks indistinctly)
959
00:38:35,634 --> 00:38:36,800
♪ Sometimes I feel like saying
960
00:38:36,802 --> 00:38:39,186
♪ "lord, I just don't care" ♪
961
00:38:39,188 --> 00:38:43,641
♪ but you've got the love
I need to see me through ♪
962
00:38:43,643 --> 00:38:45,025
♪ sometimes it seems
963
00:38:45,027 --> 00:38:47,745
♪ the going is just too rough
964
00:38:47,747 --> 00:38:51,949
♪ and things go wrong no matter what I do ♪
965
00:38:51,951 --> 00:38:53,951
♪ when food is gone
966
00:38:53,953 --> 00:38:58,088
♪ you are my daily need
967
00:38:58,090 --> 00:38:59,506
♪ oh
968
00:39:00,759 --> 00:39:02,593
♪ when friends are gone
969
00:39:02,595 --> 00:39:06,347
♪ I know my savior's love is real ♪
970
00:39:06,349 --> 00:39:10,100
♪ you know it's real
971
00:39:10,102 --> 00:39:11,885
♪ you got the love
972
00:39:11,887 --> 00:39:13,503
♪ you got the love
973
00:39:13,505 --> 00:39:17,107
♪ you got the love
974
00:39:18,476 --> 00:39:20,677
♪ you got the love
975
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:22,563
♪ you got the love
976
00:39:22,565 --> 00:39:26,817
♪ you got the love
977
00:39:26,819 --> 00:39:31,288
♪ oh
978
00:39:31,290 --> 00:39:33,040
♪ oh
979
00:39:34,959 --> 00:39:39,663
♪ sometimes I feel like
throwing my hands up in the air ♪
980
00:39:39,665 --> 00:39:41,298
♪ I know
981
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,701
♪ I can count on you, oh
982
00:39:44,703 --> 00:39:48,806
♪ sometimes I feel like saying,
"lord, I just don't care" ♪
983
00:39:48,808 --> 00:39:53,977
♪ you got the love I
need to see me through ♪
984
00:39:53,979 --> 00:39:56,597
(Gossip Girl) You may
be rid of Dan Humphrey,
985
00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:58,766
but you'll never be rid of me.
986
00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:03,553
There will always be
someone on the outside,
987
00:40:03,555 --> 00:40:04,905
wanting to get in.
988
00:40:04,907 --> 00:40:08,992
(The Pretty Reckless' "Kill Me" playing)
989
00:40:11,329 --> 00:40:14,164
♪ Every day I wake up
990
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:17,701
♪ every day I wake up, oh
991
00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:20,070
♪ kill me, just kill me
992
00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:23,290
♪ just get me out of the sun
993
00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:25,242
♪ kill me, just kill me
994
00:40:25,244 --> 00:40:29,012
♪ someone get me out of the sun ♪
995
00:40:29,014 --> 00:40:30,347
Who am I now?
996
00:40:30,349 --> 00:40:32,883
That's one secret I'll never tell.
997
00:40:32,885 --> 00:40:35,885
X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.
998
00:40:35,886 --> 00:40:41,886
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