1x16 - Julie and the Amazons
[ mechanical whirring ]
They vanished, sir.
What is that? Enhance the image.
It can't be!
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Claire: When I said I couldn't stay, I didn't really mean
to spend all day down here... again.
Oh, come on, you haven't been down in weeks.
- Mike: There they are. - Hey, uh, Julie.
Perfect timing. Come here. We need a judge.
- For what? - Something awesome!
Claire loves awesome.
[ long belch ] Ew!
Now, does that smell like reg caps or mong beans to you?
'Cause Chuck thinks it's reg caps, but I haven't those even since Tuesday.
So glad I came with you, Jules. I'm gonna go grab a smoothie now.
Wait! You forgot to answer!
Come on, guys.
She already feels like she doesn't fit in down here.
I want her to feel included.
What do you think I was trying to do... Lisa?
Excuse me, hi. Yeah, can I get a...
Okay, fine. Ignore me.
That's what I'm used to down here anyway.
- Three smoothies. - Claire: Four.
And, uh, make mine cherry.
You heard her. Go. Now.
Hey, Antonio!
Ah, there they are! The Burners!
Do I have a surprise for you or what?
Well? Ha ha! What do you think?
Um... what is it?
It's you! Mike Chilton!
- Holy... - Yeah. Can't you tell?
I also made this.
George Washington. Christopher Columbus.
This is my cousin Silvio.
For all the good you've done on behalf of Motorcity
you've earned a spot on Antonio's shelf of fame!
[ beeping ] S.O.S. Three miles from here!
- Okay, let's pack it up. - Yeah! Texas!
Lizzie was cleaning oil out of her hair for weeks.
It was hilarious! Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, hey. Have you met Foxy?
- We're familiar. - Yeah, right. Of course.
Claire, I'm really sorry,
but I have to take a rain check on our girls' day.
I can call Jacob to come pick you up.
You know what? I'm gonna stay.
You... wanna stay here? In Motorcity?
Yeah, it's actually kind of fun.
Come on, Jules, we gotta go!
[ laughing ]
[ beeping ]
Looks like we're too late.
- Hey. You all right? - Yeah. Great.
Never better.
This can't be good.
[ tires screech ] Duke: Mr. Chilton!
Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar now, didn't we?
Seriously, we need to get this dude a hobby.
The question is, what should we do with these criminals?
Let's melt Chilton's face off.
What are you talking about, Duke?
Well, someone attacked Motorcity.
We're just responding to a distress call!
Yet here you all are, with the car.
Where I come from, we call that proof!
The Burners declared war on every gang in Motorcity.
I say it's time we declare war on the Burners!
[ car door closes ]
If Mike says they didn't do it, we can at least hear him out.
Sounds to me like the Skylarks were in on it with him. Hut hut!
Two of my men are covered in bandages after this morning's attack.
When we find out who's responsible, we will get payback.
Duke: I'm afraid we can't leave without
a resolution to this problem of ours.
Give us 24 hours. We'll find out who's behind this.
Well, then, if you don't find the culprit by this time tomorrow,
then it'll be open season on you and all your friends.
There will be no rest, no peace, no # sensuality!
[ engines rev, tires screech ]
- Thanks for that. - No doubt.
Of course, if you make me look bad,
you're gonna wish I let the Duke put you out of your misery tonight.
- Now what? - Now we find out who set us up....
before the whole city turns against us.
Claire, it's Julie. Again.
Did you get back to Deluxe all right? Call me back.
Hey, I'm sure she's fine. I'm just...
Chuck: I think I got something here.
I pulled some residue from the attack.
It's selenium sulfate. Dude, that's extremely rare.
What does it do?
[ karate yells ]
I think it explodes.
So, if we find out who has access to this stuff, we find our culprit.
Aren't there like a trillion bazillion people down here?
This should narrow it down.
There's only one selenium sulfate mine in Motorcity,
and it's between these gang territories.
- No one else could access it. - So one of them has to be in on it.
I'm pretty sure they'll notice if we just start snooping around.
Not if we go in all stealth style, like super-spy ninjas.
- He's right, ya know. - Duh. Texas is always right.
The Amazons were the only ones not there tonight.
Well, that doesn't make them guilty.
Well, it makes 'em a good place to start.
You sure about this plan?
They'll never buy it if I just walk in. Get me closer!
[ alarm blaring ]
[ laser fire ]
End of the line. Wish me luck!
Ooohah!
Uhh! [ grunting, coughing ]
Hey, Lizzie! Over here.
Julie: Claire?!
Texas: Hey, guys, who's that? Is it Texas?
No way. It's a totally super-cool spy ninja.
Oh, really? You guys encourage this?
Told you he wouldn't go for it.
We have 24 hours, and this is how you want to spend our time?
Yes! Yes, it is!
You know he's just gonna keep goin' until you let him try. Ahh.
Hey, watch it!
Claire found this one inside the perimeter.
So what you're tellin' me is that our new friend
is better at your job than you are, Lizzie?
I know this one never travels alone.
What happened to the rest?
- Her driver got away. - You mean abandoned me.
As soon as things got hot, he left me to save himself.
But the question is, why were the Burners here in the first place?
They think you're behind the mystery car attacks.
- But you don't? - After what Chilton just did to me,
I don't care. I'm done with the Burners.
Really? That's so exciting!
Hey, maybe you can join the Amazons!
I'll totally hang out here with you! Jules is an amazing driver.
She would be such a good fit!
We're not a recycling center for Burner washouts.
I need drivers. Girls with real skills.
I'll take you on anywhere, any time.
All right. But when you lose... and you will...
you're gone. Got it?
We'll be right here the whole time.
Just repeat everything I say, and you'll be fine.
If there's any selenium within 20 yards of your position
this'll let you know.
Fellas, just relax, step back, and watch Texas work.
Hey, you. Stop right there.
- Here, let me! - Dude, I got this.
- Dude, I got this! - You got what?
- Stop it! - Why should I?
- He's repeating... - Everything you say!
Who are you talking to?
- So it's my fault he's a moron?! - You're freakin' me out.
Seriously, stop! You're confusing Texas!
- Who's Texas? - Not you. Not you.
I mean, me. No, not me.
I am totally not Texas.
I'm number 245. No, no, no, wait.
Number 246. Okay. Just get out of there!
No! Stop yelling at him!
Heh heh heh.
We have a situation in sector 23.
- Apprehend and report back. - Mike: It's just Texas.
- Your security could use some work. - I'll have to see to that.
I gotta ask you some questions about selenium sulfate.
Around here we're about speed and precision. No room for error.
And just to add a spark, we activate an electric pulse
that travels at a speed of 315 miles an hour.
If you're slow, no more Burner.
Sounds cool. Let's do this.
Claire?
O-m-g. Isn't this fun?
They put me in charge of the fire extinguisher!
You know, just as a tryout kind of thing.
Oh! Can you believe it?
- Ladies, are we talkin' or racin'? - Good luck, Jules!
Do try to remember these are not the piles of scrap
you're used to driving. These cars require finesse.
[ engines revving ]
- That was incredible! - Since when do you like racing?
You got skills, but I still don't trust you.
You can stay till Claire goes home.
The selenium detector didn't register a thing.
- The Skylarks are clean. - Texas: Looks good, don't it?
No. No way. Absolutely not.
We are not doing this again. We need to focus.
Whoa! I am focused! You guys just need to get out of my way.
Let Texas fly free!
Ka-kaa! Ka-kaa!
- This isn't gonna be good. - Yeah, but it'll be entertaining.
Are you just gonna let him go?
Like Dutch said, it's gonna be entertaining... and distracting.
Hey! What's shakin'?
Oh, this guy right here? I love this guy!
Whoa! Some more action? Let me get in on that!
Ten-hut, private! I don't believe I've seen you before!
Ten-four! Alpha-bravo! Roger that!
Mmm. Whaddya mean? I saw you yesterday.
We were doin' that thing together.
Wait! I know you!
Hut hut! Charlie-tango!
You're the guy who empties the mutant rat traps!
Oh, yeah, that's me.
Dude, I'm the one who's supposed to be ninja-fyin'.
- Shh. - Aaah!
- You forgot this. - Shh! Like I need it.
[ elevator door closes ]
[ beeping ] Hey, Jules.
- You comin' to eat? - Oh. Sure. I'll meet you there.
- What's with the haircut? - Oh, don't you love it?
And my clothes were a mess, so Foxy lent me this.
- Oh! She's so cool! - Yeah, she's, uh, swell.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
I'm sorry, I'm just not used to your... your new look.
You know what? Whatevs.
Don't blame me if your food is cold.
The detector says the area is clear.
Ka-kaa! Ka-kaa!
What do you think you're doing...
Right. Okay, now we run.
[ electrical buzzing ]
[ detector beeping ]
We're running out of time.
Hey, Chuck, you there? My detector's going crazy.
I'm pretty sure I found the source.
On it. And... we got a match!
When the Duke hears this, he's gonna strike fast.
You gotta get out of there.
It's not me I'm worried about.
- We're getting out of here. - What's wrong?
- The Amazons set us up. - Set us up?
- The Burners. - You told me you left the Burners.
I needed a way in.
Plus, you finally wanted to hang out down here,
so what did you want me to say?
I am not... uhh!... going anywhere!
There has to be an explanation!
There is: The Amazons are guilty.
Why should I believe you? You lie to people every day!
- Me?! - Yeah!
You lied to me about why you're here,
you lie to your Dad about being a Burner,
and you lie to the Burners about your Dad!
Well, you lied to me about not liking cars and Motorcity!
I didn't lie, I just... I just didn't know.
Funny, I've been trying to tell you for months,
but apparently I didn't have a cool enough wardrobe
or haircut for you to listen.
You know, you didn't used to dress like that or talk about cars...
then you met Mike, and everything changed.
Everyone in Deluxe thinks the Burners are the enemy.
Everyone! But I don't.
You know why? Because you told me to believe in them.
And I always have your back. That's what friends do.
[ engine revving ]
Hey, can I talk to you?
Ohh.
My friends are on their way to the Duke's right now
to turn you in. [ beeping ]
What do you think you have there?
Proof. Your place is loaded with selenium sulfate.
The ammo those mystery cars used was made from it.
We used it as a booster enhancer for our rides.
Just one ounce adds a hundred horsepower.
Claire believes you're innocent, and I believe Claire.
But if my team tells the Duke what you have in your basement,
you might want to come up with a better answer than that.
[ laughs ]
Well, listen, bangs, the Duke knows exactly what we have in our basement.
- He does? - He bought 30 barrels last week.
Hey, Duke! I've got something to tell... you.
Oh, how I've dreamed of this moment, Chilton.
It's face-melting time.
For months all I've heard is
"the Burners this" and "the Burners that."
It's as if the same song got stuck on repeat!
It's sickening!
The entire city has forgotten about... me!
Your rise in popularity has been very bad for business.
So like any good musician, I changed the tune.
Yeah, by setting us up.
[ bell ringing ] Time's up!
Ladies and gents,
I deliver to you the cause of your despair,
Mike Chilton!
Got any last words?
Yeah. Remember how my hands were tied?
Well, now they're not.
Minions! Stop him!
Stop! What... hey...
I really need to get better security.
These gangs won't let you out of here alive, Chilton.
They think you're guilty.
You're the one who's guilty!
Oh, yeah? Where's your proof?
[ car horn honks ]
[ tires screeching ]
Uh-oh.
Gang member: Hey! Those are the cars that attacked us!
It was the Duke!
[ starts engine ]
Super-spy ninja!
Hey, look! It's private rat trap!
[ karate yell ] Get those Burners!
All: Yes, Duke!
Not again.
Julie: Mike, the Amazons are innocent.
Yeah, I already figured that one out.
but things are getting kind of hot over here,
And we could use all the help we can get. And hurry!
- Foxy, we have to help them! - It's not our fight.
- Claire, it's fine. - I'm asking you to help my friend.
Your friend looks fine to me. It's her friends that are in trouble.
Look, you made it clear you don't care
about the Burners, so why should I?
Okay, I know I rag on them sometimes,
and yeah, they're totally weird,
but they're loyal, and funny, in their own bizarre way,
and you know what? They make Julie happy,
so I guess that makes them my friends, too.
More or less.
[ Mike laughs ]
Yeah!!!
Aah!
[ brakes squeal ]
- Miss me? - I'm just glad you didn't miss them.
We may have a problem here.
Oh! Oh! I know what to do!
- Pretty slick. - We owe you one, Foxy.
Gang member: Ha ha ha ha!
[ growling ]
Now, boys, no need to resort to violence here.
Let's just keep it nice and cool while I...
Run!!! Feets don't fail me now!
I knew you wouldn't let us down.
Ya know, the new hair is really starting to grow on me.
- Comin' back with us, Claire? - Thanks, but I got a ride.
Come on. I promised you a good time, didn't I?
Ha ha ha ha!
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