1 00:00:00,182 --> 00:00:03,174 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,285 --> 00:00:05,344 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,453 --> 00:00:07,785 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,295 --> 00:00:14,956 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,768 This is Michael Bluth. 6 00:00:20,869 --> 00:00:25,067 Right now he's taking his son, George Michael, to start a new life in Arizona. 7 00:00:25,173 --> 00:00:27,937 Phoenix, Arizona, huh? This is it, boy. 8 00:00:28,043 --> 00:00:30,034 We are free. 9 00:00:30,145 --> 00:00:32,136 We're gonna follow our dreams, you know? 10 00:00:32,247 --> 00:00:35,148 And the best part of it? Not workin' for the family anymore. 11 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:38,549 Yeah, but don't- don't you always say "family first"? 12 00:00:38,653 --> 00:00:43,317 Yes, I do. But that is not a family, okay? 13 00:00:43,425 --> 00:00:47,361 They're a bunch of greedy, selfish people who have our nose. 14 00:00:47,462 --> 00:00:50,863 - And Aunt Lindsay. - She's not my real aunt? 15 00:00:50,966 --> 00:00:54,231 Not a real nose. Got a picture of her when she's 14 in a swimming cap. 16 00:00:54,336 --> 00:00:56,304 She looks like a falcon. 17 00:00:56,404 --> 00:01:00,500 Spent an entire year living in that stupid model home with those people... 18 00:01:00,609 --> 00:01:02,770 and all they did was lie to us. 19 00:01:02,877 --> 00:01:06,745 The most recent lie was Michael's father had had a heart attack while in prison. 20 00:01:06,848 --> 00:01:09,578 We lost him. 21 00:01:09,684 --> 00:01:13,415 What the doctor meant to say was that George Sr. Had escaped... 22 00:01:13,521 --> 00:01:17,116 a feat he'd accomplished by using the family's portable stairway vehicle. 23 00:01:19,361 --> 00:01:22,262 I'd love to see the look on their faces right now. 24 00:01:22,364 --> 00:01:25,595 - "Where'd he go?" - Or they- they think we're just headed home. 25 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:28,168 Actually, you know, that's kind of what I thought... 26 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,465 until I heard about all that Phoenix stuff. 27 00:01:30,572 --> 00:01:34,269 Michael was concerned that the full impact ofhis departure... 28 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:36,936 might have been lost on his family. 29 00:01:37,045 --> 00:01:39,707 - Hello. Who is this? - Yes, this is Dr. Blumen. 30 00:01:39,814 --> 00:01:42,248 I'm calling regarding Michael Bluth. 31 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:46,286 Michael! Phone! 32 00:01:46,388 --> 00:01:50,654 They think we're still there. We're goin' back. 33 00:01:50,759 --> 00:01:53,728 Hey, Mom. Any messages? 34 00:01:53,828 --> 00:01:56,353 None. 35 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,398 No, there was a message. 36 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:00,468 It was about my health, but it doesn't matter. 37 00:02:00,568 --> 00:02:02,468 My son and l- 38 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:05,130 Buster, what are you doing with Mother's rape horn? 39 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:10,303 Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace. 40 00:02:10,412 --> 00:02:13,813 Yeah, like anyone would want to "R" her. 41 00:02:13,915 --> 00:02:15,815 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. 42 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:19,910 Now that your father has deserted us, Buster's become impossible to control. 43 00:02:20,021 --> 00:02:23,252 Suddenly he's too much of a big shot to brush Mother's hair. 44 00:02:23,358 --> 00:02:24,985 Well, I'm not he- 45 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:31,265 I'm not helping you with Buster anymore. 46 00:02:31,366 --> 00:02:34,062 I'm not helping anyone with anything. 47 00:02:34,169 --> 00:02:37,036 I came here to tell you that my son and l- 48 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:45,738 George Michael, meanwhile, was approached by his cousin Maeby. 49 00:02:45,847 --> 00:02:47,940 So, you're really leavin', huh? 50 00:02:48,049 --> 00:02:50,745 Have you told your girlfriend, Bland? I mean, Ann. 51 00:02:50,852 --> 00:02:54,253 - She's not my girlfriend, and she's not bland. - Really? 52 00:02:54,356 --> 00:02:56,950 Because, I mean, under her school picture it said "not pictured." 53 00:02:57,058 --> 00:02:59,583 Okay, they printed a retraction in the spring supplement. 54 00:02:59,694 --> 00:03:02,925 And, yeah, she was really lookin' forward to seeing me in my Uncle Sam outfit... 55 00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:05,226 in that Get Out The Vote assembly tomorrow. 56 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,358 Wasn't that supposed to be before the election? 57 00:03:07,469 --> 00:03:10,529 They had to postpone it when that foreign exchange student parked too close to the gym. 58 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:12,731 I do it. I play Uncle Sam. 59 00:03:12,841 --> 00:03:16,140 Better than part I have now- guy who orders strike on Pearl Harbor. 60 00:03:16,244 --> 00:03:19,736 I don't know why you're not taking this "I'm out ofhere"seriously... 61 00:03:19,848 --> 00:03:23,079 but I am out of here, seriously. 62 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:26,711 - Let's face it, Michael. You've made this threat before. - Tell me. When? 63 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:31,154 That's it. I'm out of here. 64 00:03:35,296 --> 00:03:37,958 - Ta-da! - I'm out of here. 65 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:41,194 We got the attacking animal down. 66 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:43,896 I'm out of this family, seriously. 67 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:46,974 This time we're gonna be so far away, you'll never be able to find us. 68 00:03:47,075 --> 00:03:49,339 - We're goin' to Phoenix. - Don't tell 'em where. 69 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:51,469 - L-I just thought- - It doesn't matter why. 70 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:54,047 Michael, maybe the reason why you always come back... 71 00:03:54,149 --> 00:03:56,743 is because you need us more than we need you. 72 00:03:56,851 --> 00:03:58,978 Oh, that's rich. 73 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:03,183 Huh. I need you. All right, I'll tell you what. 74 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,987 Mom, you're always asking me to help you look after Buster. 75 00:04:06,094 --> 00:04:08,688 You can find somebody else. I hope she doesn't kill you. 76 00:04:08,797 --> 00:04:11,095 I'll kill her first. 77 00:04:11,199 --> 00:04:14,862 And good luck trying to find someone else to run the business, by the way. 78 00:04:14,969 --> 00:04:17,437 Gob, instead of always coming to me asking me for money... 79 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:19,530 saying, "I've made a huge mistake"... 80 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:21,666 you can bail yourself out next time. 81 00:04:21,776 --> 00:04:25,940 I've never admitted to a mistake. What would I have made a mistake about? 82 00:04:26,047 --> 00:04:29,539 Lindsay, instead of sleeping in twin beds, you and your husband take the master bedroom. 83 00:04:29,651 --> 00:04:32,620 It's not like you've never come to me with your marital problems... 84 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,712 saying, "Oh, help me, Michael. I think my husband might be a"- 85 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:37,724 Ohh! 86 00:04:37,826 --> 00:04:42,160 - Well- It's- - Here we go. 87 00:04:42,263 --> 00:04:46,199 And so, once again, the guys were on their way to Phoenix, never to look back. 88 00:04:46,301 --> 00:04:48,201 It's just the lab calling. 89 00:04:48,303 --> 00:04:50,396 We'll give him the bad news in Phoenix. 90 00:04:50,505 --> 00:04:52,973 - They know we're gone. - Great. 91 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:56,669 You did say Phoenix again, but what do we care? 92 00:04:56,778 --> 00:04:58,678 Sorry. 93 00:04:58,780 --> 00:05:03,740 Now, do you want to steer, or are you too old to sit on your pop's lap and drive? 94 00:05:07,322 --> 00:05:09,313 I think I might be. 95 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:11,324 Okay. 96 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:25,238 Car's registered to George Bluth, so we had to check. 97 00:05:25,340 --> 00:05:28,503 - But he's been caught, so you're free to go. - He's been caught? 98 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:31,078 Michael knew ifhe went back to see his father... 99 00:05:31,179 --> 00:05:34,046 he would only end up saying something hurtful. 100 00:05:34,148 --> 00:05:36,446 We're goin' back. 101 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:39,213 In fact, the police only thought they'd arrested George Sr. 102 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:43,017 Do you have any cookies with no preservatives? 103 00:05:43,124 --> 00:05:45,786 But had gotten his twin brother, Oscar, instead. 104 00:05:45,894 --> 00:05:48,522 - Oscar! A tall tea for Oscar! - Yeah! 105 00:05:48,630 --> 00:05:51,030 Oh, good grief. It's Oscar. 106 00:05:51,132 --> 00:05:54,033 Oh, thank God you've come. 107 00:05:54,135 --> 00:05:57,571 Lucille had a relationship with Oscar years earlier... 108 00:05:57,672 --> 00:06:00,140 - which she was not eager to rekindle. - What is wrong with you? 109 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:02,209 - The boy is here. - Oh. 110 00:06:02,310 --> 00:06:06,371 - They said my father was here. - Did they? 111 00:06:08,650 --> 00:06:11,619 - Let's get out of here. - What-What about Oscar? 112 00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:14,085 Yes. They impounded my, uh- my humble trailer. 113 00:06:14,188 --> 00:06:16,088 - You'll stay with us. - No, he won't. 114 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:18,385 You're the one who says I need a father figure. 115 00:06:18,493 --> 00:06:21,826 Yes. A father figure. 116 00:06:23,865 --> 00:06:26,561 Fine. But you're not sleeping in my bed. 117 00:06:26,668 --> 00:06:29,136 - Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 118 00:06:30,838 --> 00:06:33,329 Soon, Michael arrived to claim his father... 119 00:06:33,441 --> 00:06:36,342 and was met by the family attorney, Barry Zuckerkorn. 120 00:06:36,444 --> 00:06:38,412 - Hmm. - No, I know, I know, I know. 121 00:06:38,513 --> 00:06:41,073 Everybody says leave it alone, leave it alone. 122 00:06:41,182 --> 00:06:43,912 Does this look contagious to you? Hey, kiddo. 123 00:06:44,018 --> 00:06:46,418 All right. It wasn't your father. 124 00:06:46,521 --> 00:06:49,422 It was your uncle. I ran into them as they were leaving. 125 00:06:49,524 --> 00:06:51,617 There he is! Got ya! 126 00:06:51,726 --> 00:06:54,854 - Oh, for God's sake. - Yeah! 127 00:06:54,963 --> 00:06:58,262 I only came back to tell him I was leaving, so I guess it's time to go, Son. 128 00:06:58,366 --> 00:07:01,164 - Where you going? - We can't tell you. 129 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:03,931 No, no. We can tell Barry. We're going to Phoenix. 130 00:07:04,038 --> 00:07:06,233 Oh, I wish you hadn't have said that. 131 00:07:06,341 --> 00:07:09,310 As your lawyer, I have to inform you you cannot leave the state. 132 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:11,605 With your father gone, they want to hold you. 133 00:07:11,713 --> 00:07:13,943 - M-Me? - They're going to indict you tomorrow. 134 00:07:14,048 --> 00:07:17,643 All you have to do is come up with the bail. Take it out of the business. 135 00:07:17,752 --> 00:07:20,778 But l- I can't. I quit. I don't want to follow in my father's footsteps. 136 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:23,982 Then you might wind up on his cot. 137 00:07:24,092 --> 00:07:29,223 Oh, man, I wish you hadn't said Phoenix. Wow. 138 00:07:31,398 --> 00:07:31,732 Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state... 139 00:07:31,732 --> 00:07:33,962 Michael hadjust found out he couldn't leave the state... 140 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:35,967 unless he came up with bail. 141 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:39,334 Okay, listen. I'm gonna get the company checkbook and don't tell the family. 142 00:07:38,648 --> 00:07:41,776 We can't give them the satisfaction of telling them that I need money, okay? 143 00:07:41,885 --> 00:07:45,184 - Do you remember what we say about the family? - It's not Aunt Lindsay's nose. 144 00:07:45,288 --> 00:07:46,846 Yes, but no. 145 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:49,357 Don't- Don't tell them that we were goin' to- 146 00:07:49,459 --> 00:07:52,451 - We say we don't need them. Hmm? - Oh. Yeah. Okay. 147 00:07:52,562 --> 00:07:54,996 The new one. I didn't- 148 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:57,760 It comes from knowing you're toned and fit. 149 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,132 - What are you doing? - I'm exercising, Michael. 150 00:08:00,237 --> 00:08:03,502 I see you found an exercise tape made for people as lazy as you are. 151 00:08:03,607 --> 00:08:06,872 - I do have a love life. - Tighten, one, two, three. 152 00:08:06,977 --> 00:08:08,877 Okay, this is going off. 153 00:08:08,979 --> 00:08:13,040 One night in the master bedroom, and you got yourself a love life again? 154 00:08:13,150 --> 00:08:15,345 Well, I'll be honest. At first, it was awkward. 155 00:08:15,452 --> 00:08:19,218 Together, two, three, four. 156 00:08:19,322 --> 00:08:21,950 - Release, two, three, four. - Oh, Lindsay. 157 00:08:22,058 --> 00:08:26,757 Uh, well, this is exciting. 158 00:08:26,863 --> 00:08:29,661 - Finally we can be a normal couple. - Nice to be back in a queen. 159 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:33,936 - It's too much pressure. - I can't do this. 160 00:08:34,037 --> 00:08:37,996 So Lindsay and Tobias finally took a hard look at their relationship. 161 00:08:38,108 --> 00:08:42,602 You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples... 162 00:08:42,712 --> 00:08:45,704 to explore an open relationship... 163 00:08:45,815 --> 00:08:48,807 where-where the couple remains emotionally committed... 164 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:52,719 but free to explore extramarital encounters. 165 00:08:52,822 --> 00:08:55,848 - Did it work for those people? - No. It never does. 166 00:08:55,959 --> 00:09:00,419 These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but- 167 00:09:02,065 --> 00:09:05,000 but it might work for us. 168 00:09:05,101 --> 00:09:08,696 - We could give it a shot. - Great. We'll hammer out the details later. 169 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:11,569 Right now we've got a daughter to tell. 170 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:14,439 Maeby, we're having a family meeting! 171 00:09:14,544 --> 00:09:17,877 - On her way to the family meeting... - Family meeting! 172 00:09:17,981 --> 00:09:19,915 - Lindsay had an unexpected encounter. - Hello. 173 00:09:20,016 --> 00:09:21,745 Oh, hi. Gob told me to come by. 174 00:09:21,851 --> 00:09:23,546 Well, uh, I don't think he's here. 175 00:09:23,653 --> 00:09:26,645 Well, tell him I like what I see. 176 00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:31,724 And we probably won't even act on it. We're not gonna get a divorce. 177 00:09:31,828 --> 00:09:34,388 If anything, it'll bring Mommy and Daddy closer together. 178 00:09:34,497 --> 00:09:36,465 I met someone. I've got a date. 179 00:09:36,566 --> 00:09:38,466 I'm dating someone. 180 00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:45,303 Well. Let the great experiment begin! 181 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:49,071 - You're not using my master bedroom for that. - I believe you left. 182 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:51,306 Or did you realize how much you need us after all? 183 00:09:51,414 --> 00:09:54,008 - Actually, I came back because I need something. - Hmm. 184 00:09:54,117 --> 00:09:58,076 Some things. Like the checkbook. Where's the corporate checkbook? 185 00:09:58,188 --> 00:10:00,418 Gob must've taken it to the office. 186 00:10:00,523 --> 00:10:04,584 Mom put him in charge. That's right, Michael. He's got your oldjob. 187 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:08,152 Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down. 188 00:10:08,265 --> 00:10:11,291 It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do? 189 00:10:11,401 --> 00:10:13,301 And release. 190 00:10:13,403 --> 00:10:18,272 In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage. 191 00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:20,343 In there, please. 192 00:10:22,112 --> 00:10:24,774 Hey, where's my desk? 193 00:10:24,881 --> 00:10:27,941 Oh, I think it's the massage table in the break room now. 194 00:10:28,985 --> 00:10:30,816 - Take the window. - No, hold it. 195 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,184 Gob, Mom may think that she's given you my job... 196 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,485 but the board still has to approve that decision. 197 00:10:35,592 --> 00:10:38,857 - Actually, they already have. - Why should we believe in you? 198 00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:41,897 For the same reason you should believe that a hundred-dollar bill... 199 00:10:41,998 --> 00:10:45,161 is no more than a hundred pennies. 200 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:49,963 They approved me unanimously. 201 00:10:50,073 --> 00:10:53,236 Why wouldn't they? You've only lost them $99 so far. 202 00:10:53,343 --> 00:10:55,402 I've already been pretty successful. 203 00:10:55,512 --> 00:10:58,640 Showing the model house again. Sent a Realtor over there yesterday. 204 00:10:58,748 --> 00:11:02,343 It was this Realtor who'd run into Lindsay, thinking she was looking for a home. 205 00:11:02,452 --> 00:11:06,320 I have an open thing goin' on too. I'll give you the address, and you can come by. 206 00:11:06,423 --> 00:11:09,392 And I think you'll really like the neighbors. 207 00:11:09,492 --> 00:11:11,323 Okay. 208 00:11:11,428 --> 00:11:14,522 So what brings you here? I hope it's not for a handout. 209 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,997 I run a pretty tight ship around here. 210 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:19,762 - With a pool table? - It's a gaming ship. 211 00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:23,737 I'm here because I thought you might need me. 212 00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:27,035 - I need you? - That's right. 213 00:11:27,143 --> 00:11:29,577 Oh, boy, that's good. 214 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:33,547 Can't wait to call the guys in to hear this one. 215 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:36,175 Listen- How do you intercom on this? 216 00:11:36,286 --> 00:11:38,277 - Star two. - Yeah. At the same time? 217 00:11:38,388 --> 00:11:40,356 Yeah, just- No, the star in the corner. The star. 218 00:11:40,457 --> 00:11:42,925 - So if I do it like that- - No, turn it around the other way. Star. 219 00:11:43,026 --> 00:11:45,494 - Oh, that star. - Let's just hang it up. There we go. 220 00:11:45,595 --> 00:11:48,792 L-I thought that you might need me to help you with the books. 221 00:11:48,898 --> 00:11:51,765 You know, the corporate checkbook. Where is it? 222 00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:55,497 Actually, Mom's got it. She wasn't comfortable with me- 223 00:11:55,605 --> 00:11:58,073 Michael now had the distasteful choice... 224 00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:00,802 of either asking his mother for money or going tojail. 225 00:12:00,910 --> 00:12:03,708 Maybe Buster killed her already. 226 00:12:03,813 --> 00:12:06,281 Tobias was also having a bad day. 227 00:12:06,383 --> 00:12:09,784 Lindsay had met someone, and he hadn't. 228 00:12:09,886 --> 00:12:14,152 And that's when he found what he thought was a support group for depressed men. 229 00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:20,621 Well, if it isn't the boy who cried "Phoenix." 230 00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:24,723 Ohh! No, I was just, uh- just worried about Buster. 231 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:28,736 I thought maybe I should give him a little guidance. 232 00:12:28,838 --> 00:12:31,898 Write him a check. Be a role model. Where's the company checkbook? 233 00:12:32,008 --> 00:12:34,476 I already have a new role model, Michael. 234 00:12:34,577 --> 00:12:38,445 - His Uncle Oscar is living here now. - Wow. 235 00:12:38,548 --> 00:12:41,346 You guys have accomplished a lot in the last three hours. 236 00:12:41,451 --> 00:12:44,352 - Where is he? - I sent him out for a new air horn. 237 00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:52,093 Yeah! 238 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:55,528 - We've got it all under control. - Great. 239 00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:01,128 I'm just worried that it's only gonna be a matter of time... 240 00:13:01,237 --> 00:13:04,764 before the media starts putting together all the pieces of this Iraq story. 241 00:13:04,874 --> 00:13:07,536 Michael had recently found out that the model home... 242 00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:10,204 he and his son currently lived in... 243 00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:15,114 was very similar to some his father may have illegally been building in Iraq. 244 00:13:15,218 --> 00:13:19,848 They haven't yet. And frankly, it's a very difficult charge to prove. 245 00:13:25,562 --> 00:13:28,622 Man, that jury's gonna fall in love with you. 246 00:13:28,731 --> 00:13:33,225 - What do you need, Michael? - I don't need anything. 247 00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:36,305 I'm great, 'cause everyone else is great. 248 00:13:36,406 --> 00:13:40,399 I can't tell you how nice it is to not be needed anymore. 249 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:43,070 I want you. 250 00:13:44,647 --> 00:13:48,708 Okay, the jury might actually like that. 251 00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:52,914 It was at that moment that Gob found something thejury might not like. 252 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:56,185 Hammer. Oops. 253 00:14:06,169 --> 00:14:08,603 And Lindsay arrived at what she thought was a date. 254 00:14:08,705 --> 00:14:10,605 Hey! You found it. 255 00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:13,198 So, shall we start in the kitchen? 256 00:14:13,309 --> 00:14:16,005 - I thought the bedroom. - Sure. 257 00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:19,047 I'll meet you up there. I gotta make this place smell like cookies. 258 00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:23,551 And you should know, I am anticipating multiples on this. 259 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:27,350 Well, I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think that was a possibility. 260 00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:35,389 Lindsay was nervous and took a shower to relax. 261 00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:38,934 I can't do this. I'm not ready for this. 262 00:14:40,670 --> 00:14:43,434 Come on, kids. We'll go downstairs and have some cookies. 263 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,735 The kids were in for some bad news too. 264 00:14:45,842 --> 00:14:49,573 Tobias, meanwhile, discovered that what he thought was a support group... 265 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:52,807 turned out to be a team ofbald men painted blue. 266 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:57,011 Even Lucille was about to find herself in trouble. 267 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,213 Oh, you've done this before. 268 00:14:59,322 --> 00:15:01,790 You know, you should let your hair grow long. 269 00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:05,088 Yeah? I've thought about it. I guess I'd look like you. 270 00:15:05,194 --> 00:15:08,220 More than you'll ever know. 271 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,365 Are you living in one of Saddam's many palaces? 272 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,937 They may have been built by the same developer. 273 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:20,169 And a seal attack. Meet one surprised bather, coming up. 274 00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:26,914 Seven minutes had passed since Gob had discovered the document. 275 00:15:27,016 --> 00:15:29,780 Gob, your mother on line one. 276 00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:33,751 I'm coming over. Don't talk to anyone. 277 00:15:33,856 --> 00:15:37,348 It was at that moment that Lucille was stopped by a documentary filmmaker. 278 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:41,726 Uh, your company's being accused of profiting off the building of houses in Iraq. 279 00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:44,265 That's crazy. We're all loyal Americans. 280 00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:47,894 Oh, yeah. Would you enlist your son or daughter in the army? 281 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:53,108 Yes. 282 00:15:55,778 --> 00:15:58,948 Michael was out of options... 283 00:15:58,983 --> 00:16:03,351 and, knowing that his father had a penchant for hiding valuable things in walls... 284 00:16:03,452 --> 00:16:06,615 considered one last desperate gambit. 285 00:16:06,722 --> 00:16:10,522 This is crazy. What am I doing? Using a hammer to try to- 286 00:16:15,464 --> 00:16:18,058 - Are you crazy? - Are you blue? 287 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,568 Only in color, Michael. Only in color. 288 00:16:21,671 --> 00:16:24,538 It seems I might have stumbled upon an acting opportunity. 289 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,870 As a member of the Blue Man Group? 290 00:16:26,976 --> 00:16:28,876 Oh, no, you're thinking of the support group. 291 00:16:28,978 --> 00:16:32,709 I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group. 292 00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:35,579 But it's funny. If I hadn't sought out a support group... 293 00:16:35,685 --> 00:16:40,418 I never would've gotten this gig as an understudy for a performance art group. 294 00:16:42,225 --> 00:16:45,160 You know, the universe works in mysterious ways, Michael. 295 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:49,721 You never know where help is going to come from until you look for it. 296 00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:52,892 Why does everybody think that I need help? 297 00:16:53,002 --> 00:16:55,971 Michael, look at you. 298 00:16:56,072 --> 00:17:00,441 I mean, you're holding a sledgehammer, your shirt is cov- Oh, I did that. 299 00:17:00,543 --> 00:17:03,944 Um, here, let me, uh-Well- 300 00:17:04,046 --> 00:17:07,106 And Michael realized that he, too, had been too proud. 301 00:17:07,216 --> 00:17:09,582 - I need money. - I can't help you. 302 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:14,213 I know. It did bother me that they did so well without me. 303 00:17:14,323 --> 00:17:16,621 But l-I do have to ask them for help. 304 00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:18,990 And I have to ask for an audition. 305 00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:21,461 You haven't auditioned yet? 306 00:17:21,564 --> 00:17:23,896 Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. 307 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,094 No, I'm afraid I just "blue" myself. 308 00:17:28,571 --> 00:17:31,335 There's gotta be a better way to say that. 309 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,309 Tobias rushed to the theater, hoping to be seen. 310 00:17:35,411 --> 00:17:37,675 Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he couldn't be seen. 311 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:41,045 What the hell was that? 312 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:45,450 So, for the second time in two days, the family gathered at the hospital. 313 00:17:45,554 --> 00:17:48,114 Everything's gonna be okay. I'm sure he's gonna be fine. 314 00:17:48,224 --> 00:17:51,955 I'm so sorry that this happened. I spoke to him just before he left the house. 315 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:55,792 - Oh, really? What was the last thing he said? - I just "blue" myself. 316 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:59,664 He said some wonderful things... 317 00:17:59,769 --> 00:18:03,136 including the fact that sometimes people... 318 00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:05,969 are too proud to ask for help when they need it. 319 00:18:06,075 --> 00:18:10,205 - Oh, God! Fine. I need you! - I need you, okay, Michael? - No, l-I didn't mean for- 320 00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:13,077 He was a Realtor, Michael. Now my husband's in the hospital. 321 00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:18,210 Mom volunteered me for the army just because the fat man dared her to. 322 00:18:18,321 --> 00:18:22,485 - We can't let them take Buster. - I lost my wig, my Uncle Sam wig. 323 00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:25,583 Michael, I am sitting on some very hot information here. 324 00:18:25,695 --> 00:18:28,755 I know too much. I've got the thingy. 325 00:18:28,864 --> 00:18:31,890 Half in English, half in scribbly. 326 00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:35,232 Michael, please, we need you! 327 00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:39,468 Well, I hate to cancel my medical follow-up in Phoenix... 328 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:42,567 but you give me the corporate checkbook, I'll see what I can do. 329 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:44,908 Excuse me. Mrs. Fünke. 330 00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:48,074 - Oh, this guy again. - How is he, Doctor? 331 00:18:48,184 --> 00:18:50,550 It, uh, looks like he's dead. 332 00:18:50,653 --> 00:18:52,951 - Oh, my God! - Oh, little guy! 333 00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:56,491 - The tears aren't coming! The tears just aren't coming! - Okay, okay. 334 00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:58,685 Uh, just to be clear- 335 00:18:58,794 --> 00:19:01,228 Looks like he's dead, or he is dead? 336 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,298 It just looks like he's dead. 337 00:19:03,399 --> 00:19:06,232 He's got, like, blue paint on him or something, but he's going to be fine. 338 00:19:06,335 --> 00:19:08,803 - What is wrong with you? - What a- doctor! 339 00:19:08,904 --> 00:19:13,068 - I'll let you celebrate privately. - Hey, we want this comped! 340 00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:15,643 Well, I'm gonna- I'm just gonna head out. 341 00:19:15,745 --> 00:19:19,704 You don't need some, uh, piece of- uncle hanging around. 342 00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:22,943 Hey, hey! That's not my dad. That's not the guy you want. If you want anybody, it's me. 343 00:19:23,052 --> 00:19:24,713 - What? - Michael? 344 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:27,448 Yeah. I gotta turn myself in or make bail... 345 00:19:27,556 --> 00:19:29,524 uh, maybe by, like, 8:00. 346 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,889 Hey, hey, hey. That's enough. 347 00:19:31,994 --> 00:19:35,122 Whoa, hey. You might want to have that looked at. 348 00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:38,394 Thanks, Mikey. 349 00:19:40,069 --> 00:19:42,299 They think I'm involved in this Iraq thing... 350 00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:44,873 and I can't prove that I'm not with Dad not around... 351 00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:47,670 so I need your help or I'm gonna go to jail. 352 00:19:47,777 --> 00:19:52,612 We've got the proof, Michael. Dad signed a contract with Saddam. 353 00:19:53,949 --> 00:19:55,917 Hussein. 354 00:19:57,553 --> 00:19:59,248 Use it. 355 00:19:59,355 --> 00:20:03,086 If it makes your father look bad, then so be it. He's long gone now. 356 00:20:03,192 --> 00:20:06,923 - Hey, uh, where's the briefcase? - Oscar has it. 357 00:20:07,029 --> 00:20:09,463 Hey, I'm awfully sorry I'm late. 358 00:20:09,565 --> 00:20:13,126 I got here as fast as l- Oh, how is he? 359 00:20:13,235 --> 00:20:15,203 Did you just change your clothes? 360 00:20:15,304 --> 00:20:17,932 Hey, look what I found on windowsill. 361 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,440 Just hat. Someone take wig. 362 00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:23,979 In fact, it was George Sr. Who took wig... 363 00:20:24,079 --> 00:20:26,843 - Hit it! - and was fleeing the country with the evidence... 364 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,974 Michael so badly needed. 365 00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:33,054 You made a huge mistake. 366 00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,585 On the next Arrested Development. 367 00:20:37,693 --> 00:20:42,392 - Lindsay almost stumbles upon a dating opportunity. - You look really hot. 368 00:20:42,498 --> 00:20:47,458 But instead, is admitted to the hospital with a fever of 104. 369 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:51,566 Michael finally gets the corporate checkbook... 370 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:56,474 only to find that the family has gotten to it first. 371 00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:58,638 And Barry lands in jail. 372 00:20:58,747 --> 00:21:00,806 You're glad Tobias is pressing charges? 373 00:21:00,916 --> 00:21:04,408 I am having the time of my life. 374 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,784 - Hey. - Hey, Dr. Hate. 375 00:21:06,889 --> 00:21:08,857 No touching!