1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,530 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,608 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,215 --> 00:00:16,773 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,853 [Man Narrating] Michael Bluth was at home working on a plan to save the company. 6 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:27,859 How's this for a business model? We make the company look like it's in the black... 7 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,088 by starting construction on the phase two development. 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,096 I know what you're thinking, we're not in the black. 9 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,689 How're we gonna build 30 houses without any money? We don't. We build one- 10 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:38,703 then we have a huge ribbon-cutting ceremony while raising funds for the others. 11 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:42,104 [Narrator] Michael's father always unveiled his construction projects... 12 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,405 with a highly publicized ribbon-cutting ceremony. 13 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,742 He even did so for the prison he built... 14 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:50,543 and, somewhat ironically, would later occupy. 15 00:00:50,650 --> 00:00:54,416 The only difference is this time I get to cut the ribbon. What do you think? 16 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,614 There's a cream with real diamonds in it. 17 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,557 I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub. 18 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:04,152 That's like, what, like a million diamonds for $400? 19 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,562 - Mm. - A million- [Bleeps] diamonds. 20 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:10,227 - Okay. - Is she on you about that diamond cream? 21 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:12,964 My husband's jealous because since we decided to have an open marriage... 22 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,064 I've been doing a little better than he has. 23 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:17,302 It is not a competition, Lindsay. 24 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,742 We are doing this to save our marriage. 25 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:23,612 But I should be telling you that I have been meeting my fair share of groupies. 26 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,276 Or should I say "Bluepies"? 27 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,581 [Narrator] Tobias had recently auditioned as an understudy... 28 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:31,452 for the silent performance art trio, the Blue Man Group. 29 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:36,188 - And this is "Kids" from Bye, Bye, Birdie. - [Piano] 30 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,931 [Narrator] He had yet to hear back from them. 31 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,525 You guys really think you have the guts to go through with this "seeing other people" thing? 32 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:47,538 [Narrator] In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it. 33 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,540 - I already have. - I have too. 34 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:51,769 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,972 - No. - [Narrator] Lindsay, because she'd lost her self-confidence. 36 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:58,050 I'd like to buy you a drink. Where's she going? 37 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,678 [Narrator] And Tobias, because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay. 38 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:04,222 Who are you gonna bring to this ribbon-cutting dance? 39 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:08,454 It's not a dance, and you don't need a date. Although, George Michael... 40 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:11,359 I'd love for you to come with me when I cut the ribbon at the new house. 41 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,398 Oh, wow. Hey, can I bring Ann? 42 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,195 Who? 43 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:18,668 Ann. You know, she's- she's the girl I'm kinda hanging out with. 44 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,295 - I haven't met Ann. - Yes, you have. 45 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:23,705 - [Narrator] Michael had met Ann. - You let her in. 46 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:27,812 See, that's her right over there. 47 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,814 - Oh, Ann. Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Yeah. 48 00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:34,148 I know Ann. Hey, you! She's got a little hard-boiled egg going there. 49 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,916 Oh, it's so cute. She sometimes takes a little pack of mayonnaise... 50 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,389 and she'll squirt it in her mouth, and then she'll take an egg... 51 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,653 and kind of- mmm. 52 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:44,559 She calls it a mayonn-egg. 53 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:46,757 - Are you okay? - I don't feel so good. 54 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,494 You know, I kind of wanna buy her a diamond. 55 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,332 - Her? - Ann. 56 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:55,373 I know I can't afford it, but Aunt Lindsay was telling me about this diamond cream. 57 00:02:55,475 --> 00:03:00,105 George Michael, um, I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don't want you spending- 58 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,546 - It's Ann. Her na- - all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter. 59 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,675 You know? More importantly, I want us to do this together. 60 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,185 Kinda like a father-son sort of thing, you know? 61 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,689 And since Pop-Pop is no longer president, we get to do it. 62 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:15,352 - I thought Gob was president. - Yeah, and I don't have any problem with that. 63 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:18,328 [Narrator] In fact, since Michael's father escaped from prison... 64 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:22,424 his brother Gob had been made president, albeit in name only. 65 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:25,993 Which is why Michael was surprised when he got to work the next day. 66 00:03:26,105 --> 00:03:29,097 - You're still in my office. - Gosh, Michael, I am kind of the president. 67 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,769 And I have no problem with that. But it is just a title, remember? 68 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:35,473 Just doing this to appease the stockholders, while they scrutinize me for Dad's crimes. 69 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:39,712 Hey, Dad may have illegally built some homes in Iraq, which is kinda not cool. 70 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,810 I know, but that's why I've got a business model... 71 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,549 that I think is going to restore the image of our company. 72 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:46,557 We're going to build a second model home. 73 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:48,718 That's great. Can I announce it to the board? 74 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:50,762 Gee, it is my business model. 75 00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:53,730 If you had a business model, then by all means, go in there and do your little dance. 76 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,824 Tell you what we're gonna do. Rock, paper, scissors for it. 77 00:03:55,935 --> 00:03:58,426 - No, no, I'm not interested in doing- - One, two, three. 78 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,769 - Paper covers rock. - It is a rock though. It should beat everything. 79 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:06,106 There's not a lot of logic to it. It's like on a boat with "Women and children first." 80 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:09,909 Why should they-which, before I forget, I'm buying a company boat. 81 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,916 Sorry? 82 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:15,419 [Narrator] That morning, Gob had gone to a boat show, where he saw something he wanted. 83 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,921 - Hello. - Hi. 84 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,958 - What a beauty. - Thank you. 85 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:22,425 - I meant you. - Well. 86 00:04:22,528 --> 00:04:25,929 [Narrator] Gob flirted with her for a while, and finally asked for her number. 87 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:30,093 - Let's get some digits. - I'm sorry. I don't give it out without a firm offer. 88 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,036 Oh, I'll make you a firm offer. 89 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,164 [Narrator] Unfortunately, she wasn't flirting. 90 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,711 And here again, please. 91 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:41,644 - The Seaward. - You're not getting a boat. 92 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,649 - One, two, three. - No, not gonna do it. 93 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:47,276 - Paper covers rock. - Fine. But rock sinks boat. 94 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,912 - Michael? - Mom, I'm right in the middle of something. 95 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,356 - Get rid of the Seaward. - I'll leave when I'm good and ready. 96 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:58,790 It's about your Uncle Oscar. I want him to move in with you. 97 00:04:58,898 --> 00:05:00,957 You're not kicking him out already, are you? 98 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:04,332 [Narrator] Michael's uncle had recently moved into Lucille's apartment... 99 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:07,895 where they quickly rekindled a long-dormant romance. 100 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:11,135 - It was a secret she hoped to keep- - Oscar, we'll be heard. 101 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,712 - and he didn't. - That's what makes it so hot. 102 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,043 [Buster] Mother? 103 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,673 Mother! 104 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:22,153 - I heard zoo noises. - It's nothing. Go back to bed. 105 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,247 So, everybody's still up, huh? 106 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,985 [Whimpering] 107 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,656 It's not fair to Buster. He's a nervous wreck right now. 108 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:35,359 He's going into the army, for God's sake. 109 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,834 You volunteered him. 110 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,168 I knew you were going to throw that in my face. 111 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:43,504 Don't worry about it, okay? They're never gonna take him anyway. 112 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:46,976 [Narrator] At that moment, Buster was taking his physical at the recruitment center. 113 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:50,379 I don't have a hole in my heart. I've never opened my eyes underwater. 114 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,508 My- [Whispers] Reproductive organ... 115 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,848 is shaped like- [Whispers] a lobster tail... 116 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:57,354 but without its shell, hmm? 117 00:05:57,457 --> 00:05:59,652 Oh, I guess I have the panic attacks under control. 118 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:02,284 Oh, and I'm legally blind at night. 119 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:06,024 [Narrator] But Buster had miscalculated the army's current need for personnel. 120 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,032 Okay, then, let's get you fitted for a uniform. 121 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,694 What? What? 122 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,397 Hey, why don't you volunteer Oscar? That would solve both of your problems. 123 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:15,633 He'd never cut his hair. 124 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,733 [Inhales] That hair. 125 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:20,972 Listen, Oscar's your problem. I'm taking care of everything else in this family... 126 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,607 including starting construction on a second model home. 127 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,049 We're having a ribbon-cutting ceremony. 128 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,554 We can't have a ribbon-cutting without your father, and he's God knows where. 129 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:32,920 [Narrator] George Sr. Was in Mexico... 130 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,050 with his escape accomplice and ex-secretary, Kitty. 131 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:39,962 I keep eating so many eggs. It must be my unconscious desire to have a baby. 132 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:44,059 Oh, my God. Can you even imagine how cute the combination of the two of us would be? 133 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:49,032 I mean, we're all out of "prophylacticos" anyway. 134 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:53,078 Somebody used the last two on his feet to walk across the bathroom floor. 135 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:56,046 [Narrator] But he was growing tired of their confined intimacy. 136 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,913 - I've made a huge mistake. - Hey, it's me. 137 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:01,646 - Dad? - Yeah. Listen, I gotta make this quick. 138 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:05,281 You're the only one who can save the family, but you gotta keep the company strong... 139 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,416 because I'm gonna need some of that money later. 140 00:07:07,527 --> 00:07:09,791 I will, Dad. It's funny, after all these years of... 141 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,922 - you making fun of me for the magic shows and- - Gob! 142 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:16,365 Oh, for God's- I called to talk to Michael, you horse's- 143 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,733 - [Mexican] - [Female Operator Speaking Spanish] 144 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,170 - [Narrator] Gob was hurt. - Bye, Pop. 145 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,038 Hey, whoa, whoa, was that Dad? 146 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:26,543 Yeah, I had to, uh, jump off. 147 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,773 You just had Dad on the phone? Where was he? 148 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,781 No way to tell, really. Portugal. 149 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:33,374 - Down South America way. - Well, did he wanna talk to me? 150 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,785 No, he wanted to talk to the president. 151 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:40,450 - I have no problem with that. - [Narrator] Michael was also hurt. 152 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,687 And George Sr. Was brutally hurt... 153 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:45,286 when he was mistaken for his twin brother Oscar. 154 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,525 - [In Spanish] - Marijuana? No, no. 155 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:50,659 That's my brother. "Brothero. Brothero." 156 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,239 [Narrator] That night, Lindsay headed to the club... 157 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,275 to try again to meet someone. 158 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:07,682 Soon, having struck out again, she spotted a man who looked interesting. 159 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,187 He had the lean look, effortless hair... 160 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,348 and dressed-down manner of a movie star. 161 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,689 - Buy me a drink? - I think the bar's closing. 162 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,922 I know a place. 163 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,829 [Narrator] It was at that point that Lindsay had a startling revelation. 164 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,803 [Man] Uh, uh, uh, you get out. Get out. Get out. Out, out, out! 165 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:30,342 - No homeless in here! - Homeless? You're homeless? 166 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,935 You're gross. Oh, God. 167 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:39,676 [SlowJazz] 168 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:42,686 They're taking me in the army. They didn't think there was enough wrong with me. 169 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:45,450 - [Stops] - Well, did they check everything? 170 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:49,517 Yes. They even touched my Charlie Browns. You lied to me. 171 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,688 - You said I wasn't fit to serve. - Okay, hold on. 172 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,697 Let's calm down, people. 173 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:56,927 Um, I think I know a little bit about avoiding combat duty. 174 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,368 Now which pinkie do you use less? 175 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:02,771 Are you nuts? Do you know what I went through to have this boy? 176 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:06,402 Oh, I know where the boy came from. 177 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:11,039 Wait. Why were you in the pantry? 178 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,545 And Lucille realized it was time to end... 179 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,554 whatever it was she had with Oscar. 180 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,556 So, I believe it's a good plan. 181 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:22,150 The next day, Michael was ready to wow the board with his new business model. 182 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:24,491 As I told my brother, the president... 183 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,622 if we start construction on a second model home... 184 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:29,132 we can be cutting this ribbon within two months. 185 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:34,566 I said, "That's why you're no longer president." 186 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:39,270 Two weeks. Let's do it in two weeks. Hey! 187 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:42,745 [Stagy] 188 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:45,578 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we stop the music? 189 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:48,119 - [Stops] - I'm not as optimistic that we can get that done. 190 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:51,383 Gob, I think we both agree that we would do things your way... 191 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,754 if you had a business model. 192 00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,453 Do you have a business model, Gob? 193 00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,962 I am so happy that you asked me that, Michael... 194 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,933 because I just happen to have a business model right here. 195 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,868 [Resumes] Solid as a rock 196 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:09,373 Meet Starla, the new Bluth Company business model... 197 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,534 for our phase two campaign. 198 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,943 Bluth Homes: Solid as a rock. 199 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:18,210 We'll see you at the ribbon-cutting in two weeks... 200 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,877 if my brother doesn't screw it up first. 201 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:25,023 - Hey! 202 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:31,126 [Narrator] Gob had committed Michael to building a model home in two weeks. 203 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:35,394 We can't build a house in two weeks. Also, I'm not sure how "Solid as a Rock"... 204 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,527 helps people forget the fact that we built houses in Iraq. 205 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,970 - I love that. - But you probably know best because you're president. 206 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:42,973 We don't have to build a real house, Michael. 207 00:10:43,075 --> 00:10:46,567 Like you said, it's all for appearances anyway. We throw up a couple of walls. 208 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,647 - We build a fake one. - What are you talking about? 209 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:51,308 Nothing on the inside. 210 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:54,011 I'll never get a crew to build it. They'd lose their licenses. 211 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,418 Then you build it yourself, damn it! 212 00:10:56,522 --> 00:11:00,219 Hey, there she is, my little business model. 213 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,723 Sorry about that "build it yourself' crap. 214 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,560 I might take her to the ribbon-cutting. 215 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,931 - You end up finding a date yet? - No. 216 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:13,164 [Narrator] As Michael grew frustrated by his relationship with Gob... 217 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,934 Lucille tried to end hers with Oscar. 218 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,533 - I want you out of the house. - Oh, I want you everywhere. 219 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:22,910 Oscar, no. I can't have this in my life anymore. I'm a married woman. 220 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,176 Lucille, you wanna leave? I won't chase after you. 221 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,946 But before you do, ask yourself, "Where's your husband?" 222 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:32,081 Because I am here. I am real. I am flesh and blood. 223 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,091 And hair. 224 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:37,060 Oh, God, that hair. [Sighs] 225 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,654 What will people say? 226 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,996 They'll say, "Those people are in love." 227 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,229 [Hat Crunches] 228 00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,397 [Narrator] That night, the evening news report said something very different. 229 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:52,876 [Man] Lucille Bluth, caught on tape breathing life into a homeless man. 230 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,879 The surprising home video at 10:00. 231 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,949 [Narrator] And Michael prepared to build a house. 232 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,541 Two weeks? But what if my date's not available? 233 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,645 I'm trying to get a last-minute crew together. Your inability to get a man interested... 234 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,657 - is not at the top of my list. - Oh, I've got a man interested, Michael. 235 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,920 - What's wrong with him? - There's nothing wrong with him. 236 00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,758 He is homeless. 237 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,060 Well, I didn't know he was homeless at the time. 238 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,897 - It was humiliating. - Is this about Gangy's homeless guy? 239 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:20,665 - Gangy's homeless guy? - Yeah, it's all over the news. 240 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:24,402 Gangy gave C.P.R. To a homeless guy on the beach. 241 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,444 [Narrator] Lindsay felt respect for her mother... 242 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:30,413 and decided that perhaps she could overcome her pride and help someone too. 243 00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:35,351 I've got someone for your crew, Michael. My boyfriend, the homeless guy. 244 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,787 - I wonder if he even has an apartment or- - [Phone Ringing] 245 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,621 - Hello. - [Lucille On Phone] Did you see the news? 246 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,457 Your Uncle Oscar forced himself on me at the beach today... 247 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,929 - and I didn't have my horn. - Of course. 248 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,762 It was Uncle Oscar. Mom, you're not having an affair with him, are you? 249 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,429 You're building a house? I want you to give it to him. 250 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,769 - It's not a real house. - Perfect. He's not a real man. 251 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,639 [Narrator] And George Sr. Made his case to the Mexican police. 252 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,872 My God, I was beaten up here. I'm telling you. I'm George. I'm not Oscar. I'm George. 253 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:06,213 - The Cornballer. - Ssí. The Cornballer. 254 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:11,119 [Narrator] George Sr. Had marketed a device called the Cornballer in Mexico... 255 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,488 after the severe burns it caused led to it being banned in the U.S. 256 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:18,290 - Why, did you have one? - Ssí. 257 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,161 [Narrator] Lindsay, meanwhile, was having trouble finding her homeless man. 258 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:29,731 - He looked like a movie star. - The man looked like a movie star because he was a movie star. 259 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:33,573 His name was Tom Jane, and he was making two movies for a major studio. 260 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,773 One was a gritty personal project about a junkie's life... 261 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:39,544 which he got to do in exchange for making... 262 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,212 a rigidly, formulaic popcorn movie. 263 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,812 - He was living on the streets, researching his role. - Hey, homeless guy. 264 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,518 - Hey. - I'm not proud of the way... 265 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:50,060 I was so grossed out when I found out you were gross before. 266 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,062 You really thought I was gross, huh? 267 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:56,260 Well, at first, I thought you were kind of hot, but I hadn't looked closely enough. 268 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:59,235 Listen, I have a construction job for you. 269 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,707 And if you clean yourself up, who knows? You might actually get a date out of this. 270 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:09,007 - Okay. - See ya. 271 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,782 Okay, we've all made some sacrifices to be here, but we all want the same thing. 272 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,916 - I wanna live here. - I wanna buy Ann some diamond dust. 273 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,393 I'm just hoping to get mildly injured, so I can get out of the army. 274 00:14:24,496 --> 00:14:26,862 Bottom line is we've got two weeks to build a house. 275 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,127 It doesn't have to be good. It just has to look good. 276 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,430 I just want my kids back. 277 00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,464 [Narrator] And so, the guys went to work. 278 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:40,237 - [Grunting] - [Chattering] 279 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,804 [Narrator] Things didn't go smoothly at first. 280 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,746 Buster looked for ways to hurt himself. 281 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:57,086 But soon the project came together- when Gob stopped by. 282 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,564 Now we're building a house. 283 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:04,067 - Yeah, I'm pretty proud- - So, what do you think? Did I do this or what? 284 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,069 Seems like your brother did it. 285 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:08,435 My brother does what I tell him to do. I'm the president. 286 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,940 Where's your "P"? 287 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,671 What? Oh, no, not again. 288 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,747 - I got it. - [Groans] 289 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,340 Hey, sorry for the "my brother does what I tell him to do" crap... 290 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,681 but I want this to be perfect for when I cut the ribbon tomorrow. 291 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,687 You're cutting the ribbon? 292 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:26,121 I kinda thought that since I built it... 293 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,420 - I might go ahead and give it a- - Yeah, okay. 294 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,995 Can you imagine how that would look to the board? 295 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:35,430 The construction worker cutting the ribbon. No, no, that's a job for the president. 296 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,128 [Narrator] Michael had a problem with that. 297 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,569 - Gob had taken away something Michael always wanted. - You got the "P." 298 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,473 Now it was Michael's turn to take something from Gob- Starla. 299 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:48,945 And later, Michael set about his plan. 300 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,948 Gob, do you have Starla's phone number? 301 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,610 I got a few business things I'd like to go over with the business model. 302 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:57,815 Guess who was just over her? Don't, I'll tell you- me. 303 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,619 - Hmm? - L- [Bleeps] the business model. 304 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,353 [Narrator] Actually, theyjust made out. 305 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,294 Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. 306 00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:08,298 Imagine that. I finally nailed somebody that you weren't after. 307 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,166 That's it. I've worked too hard and too long for you to keep getting all the credit. 308 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,535 I built that company, that house, and I'm gonna be cutting the ribbon... 309 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,336 whether we're all pretending that you're president or not. 310 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,468 Yeah, sure. I just wanted- 311 00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:23,810 - You just wanted what? - I just wanted you to be impressed with me. 312 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:27,852 Dad never was. Never said a nice thing about me. 313 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,649 He called you the other day. He didn't even wanna talk to me. 314 00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:34,886 Of course he did! He never wants to talk to me. He never has. 315 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,065 - Cut the ribbon. - Really? 316 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,862 - Yeah. How about that? - Michael. 317 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:45,937 I have no problem with it. 318 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:49,940 - All right? Take it easy. Come on. - Thank you. 319 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,678 [Narrator] The next day, the Bluth family prepared to unveil phase two. 320 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,079 - [Rock] - Have you seen your Uncle Gob around? 321 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:01,084 No. And I can't find that diamond dust that Aunt Lindsay bought for me. 322 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,451 Oh, well, your Aunt Lindsay has probably taken it. She's just a taker. 323 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:07,354 This is your chance, huh? With the big ribbon-cutters after all these years? 324 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,586 Well, actually, I figured, give Gob a chance, you know? 325 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,186 The guy doesn't get a whole lot of attention in this family. 326 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:17,792 Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the Bluth Company, Gob Bluth. 327 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,964 My brother wasn't optimistic it could be done. 328 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:27,136 But I didn't take "wasn't optimistic it could be done"... 329 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,146 for an answer. 330 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:35,217 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you phase two of the Bluth Company. 331 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:39,222 - A house truly solid as a rock. - [Music] 332 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,723 - [House Creaking] - [Narrator] But as it turns out... 333 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,995 Michael was right to not be optimistic it could be done. 334 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,434 [Women Screaming] 335 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:56,304 [Narrator] And Buster saw the chance to get injured enough... 336 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,308 to keep him out of the army. 337 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:04,576 - [Whimpers, Screams] - But instead... 338 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,083 - got a glimpse inside. - [Buster] I can't look at that. 339 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,086 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Tobias had to. 340 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:12,749 I got the wrong homeless man. I am sorry. I was looking for Lindsay. 341 00:18:12,858 --> 00:18:16,919 You lied to me. You both lied to me. I'm goin'to war. 342 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:20,328 - Buster, you can't! - Yes, I can. 343 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,923 I don't agree with your dirty doings here... 344 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:25,663 but I will defend with my life your right to do it. 345 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,840 You planned this all along, didn't you, Michael? 346 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,775 - No, I didn't. I had no crew. I had no time. - You set me up. 347 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,642 [Narrator] Gob charged at Michael with the scissors... 348 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,614 but Michael, as he always did, picked rock- 349 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,015 - You wanted to make me look foolish! - Put down the scissors. 350 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,850 - Put 'em down. - Foolish with scissors! 351 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,186 [Narrator] Which beat scissors. 352 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:51,187 Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper. 353 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,196 Nobody looks good in this. 354 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,756 - Especially that little dude. - That's Ann. 355 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,860 - Who's- - It doesn't matter. Listen. 356 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,372 You know I didn't set you up, okay? I think the only reason you and I always fight... 357 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,136 is that since we were little kids, Dad's always played us off each other. 358 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:07,678 Dad always said that was your fault. 359 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:09,974 Anyway, what we oughta do is make a decision right now... 360 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,209 not to let Dad get in the middle of our relationship anymore. 361 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,717 - He's not even in town, and we're fighting. - We're grown men. 362 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,221 - Yeah, let's just move on. - Look at me. I'm the president of a company now. 363 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,349 - [Phone Ringing] - Oh, that's Dad's line. I bet he saw the paper. 364 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,395 Listen, if you want my respect, you won't answer that, okay? 365 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,396 It's just gonna cause more problems. 366 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,659 [Rings, Disconnects] 367 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:32,897 Hello? They hung up. 368 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,269 They hung up on me. Hiya, guys. 369 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:37,569 I couldn't get the money. I don't know what happened. 370 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,576 - I'm impressed you hung up. - Did I hang up? 371 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,908 - I meant to hit speaker. - Oh. 372 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,346 - You gotta hit the line first. - I'm hitting both at the same time. 373 00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,508 - These are the lines. There's a line here. - But she said- 374 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,518 - It's line and then- - Hey. 375 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,589 I don't wanna wait until Dad's dead for us to get along. 376 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,056 [Narrator] But it was too late... 377 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,026 as George Sr. Would be declared dead... 378 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,359 within the hour. 379 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:02,297 - From now on, we support each other. - We start with a clean slate. 380 00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,564 - Yeah. - We almost did it though, didn't we? 381 00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,037 We almost pulled it off. 382 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,768 - No, it wasn't even close. - Yeah, a lot of people got hurt. 383 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,367 - This was very, very bad. - Not great. Not great. 384 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:16,413 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 385 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,916 Lindsay finds out the true identity ofher homeless man. 386 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:24,114 Look. You're a really nice chick, but I'm not homeless. 387 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,316 I'm Tom Jane. 388 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,450 And even though Lindsay doesn't know who that is... 389 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,824 hearing that he isn't homeless is good enough for her. 390 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:35,263 - Buy me a drink? - You're really sweet, but, no. 391 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,267 I'm Tom Jane. 392 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,803 [Narrator] And Lindsay, crushed and alone... 393 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,874 for the first time misses her husband. 394 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:47,912 - Tobias. - [Man Singing] 395 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,642 Lindsay, I'm- 396 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,479 Is that George Michael's diamond cream? 397 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,077 Oh, yes, well, I ran out of blue, and I couldn't find anything else. 398 00:20:57,189 --> 00:21:00,647 I think my nipples are bleeding though. I don't know if you're supposed to use quite this much. 399 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,659 [Continues] 400 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:05,491 - That guy's a jerk. - No, I am. 401 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:09,089 No, no, I am. 402 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,465 Because I think I need to go to the hospital right away... 403 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:15,973 and see if I can't get some of this diamond dust vacuumed from out of my lungs. 404 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,701 This way.