1 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,534 Hey, will you steam my uniform next? 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,537 Interesting. Do you recall this conversation? 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,108 "Leonard, wanna go halfsies on a steamer?" 4 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,904 "No, Sheldon, we don't need a steamer." 5 00:00:15,382 --> 00:00:18,078 Looks like that rumpled chicken's come home to roost. 6 00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,212 Hi. Here are the makeup sponges you asked for. 7 00:00:21,421 --> 00:00:24,015 - Oh, thanks, I thought I had more. - Hmm. 8 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,360 Damn, you've got more makeup than I do. 9 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:34,055 You've got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I'm borrowing this. 10 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:37,395 Hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup. 11 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:41,370 I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,737 That's a wise policy. 13 00:00:43,943 --> 00:00:46,707 I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest... 14 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,608 ...got a terrible case of pink eye. 15 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:52,249 Yeah, well, luckily, I was going as a zombie, I won second place. 16 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,280 You guys just went to Comic-Con. 17 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,457 That was San Diego Comic-Con. This is Bakersfield Comic-Con. 18 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,386 - Is that better? - Well, it's a lot smaller. 19 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:02,856 It's about the comic books. 20 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,998 The way these conventions used to be before they went Hollywood. 21 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,666 So to answer your question, no, it's not better. 22 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:11,296 Then why are you going? 23 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:13,463 It's a comic book convention. 24 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:15,573 Like pizza or particle accelerators... 25 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:18,005 ...even the stinky ones, still pretty good. 26 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,403 Well, you guys have fun. I guess I'll see you Sunday. 27 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:23,775 - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second. - Okay. 28 00:01:23,983 --> 00:01:25,814 Hold this. 29 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,987 - What was that for? - To show people when they don't believe me. 30 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:06,117 This is the best. You have booze with breakfast on Tuesday, you got a problem. 31 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:08,691 You do it on the weekend, you got brunch. 32 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:10,856 Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch. 33 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,626 Can't stand a table where one person's having an omelet and another is having a sandwich. 34 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:18,994 That's not exhausting at all. 35 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:22,966 Oh. 36 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,637 It's Leonard. He says they're on the road and headed for Bakersfield at warp speed. 37 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,140 Maybe it's the mimosa, but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL. 38 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,450 Cute how excited they are. 39 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:37,384 You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week. 40 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,323 When did Howard learn to sew? 41 00:02:39,559 --> 00:02:43,620 When he was a little boy, every couple of months he'd have to let his mom's pants out. 42 00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:49,266 I don't understand why they go to these conventions. 43 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:52,563 The four of them work at a major university, they're all smart... 44 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:55,138 ...how can they be into something for 12-year-olds? 45 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,141 I don't mind it. I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child. 46 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:01,176 Although when he's in Batman pajamas... 47 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:04,440 ...sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child. 48 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,851 It's probably because they were bullied. In a world where you can't fight back... 49 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:13,149 ...superheroes provide meaningful wish-fulfillment. 50 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,989 Hmm. Now I feel bad for picking on all those kids. 51 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,189 Although if Danny Biffle didn't want to eat a mouthful of dirt... 52 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,095 ...he shouldn't have shown up to school wearing a bow tie. 53 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,665 I've never even read a comic book. You guys? 54 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:27,863 Mm-mm. - No. 55 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,009 It's such an important part of their lives. 56 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,111 - Maybe we should try reading some. - Seriously? 57 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,173 The comic book store isn't far from here. 58 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,976 That is an amazing idea. 59 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,210 Okay, how many of these have I had? 60 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,527 I think you should turn on the GPS. 61 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:50,821 It is on. 62 00:03:51,030 --> 00:03:53,464 But the turn-by-turn voice option isn't on. 63 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:56,965 I know I'd feel more safe if you turn on the turn-by-turn voice option. 64 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,400 I love the turn-by-turn voice option. 65 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,207 Has it really only been 10 miles? 66 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,976 I'm turning it on, but just to shut you up. 67 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:13,151 Leonard, bear left and continue on Interstate 210. 68 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,216 Ooh, sounds like that fellow knows what he's talking about. 69 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:21,222 I'd put on my listening ears if I were you. 70 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,721 - What did you do? - I found a hack online. 71 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,731 I was able to upload MP3 recordings of my voice to your GPS. 72 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,927 - That is so cool. - Counterpoint, no, it's not. 73 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:37,738 Continue on Interstate 210 for five miles. 74 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,742 Here's an interesting fact about Interstates: 75 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,945 - Really? - Shh! 76 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,277 He said it's interesting. 77 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,082 Interstates are numbered as follows: 78 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:53,020 Even-numbered routes run east and west. 79 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:57,188 Odd-numbered routes run north and south. 80 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:03,058 Three-digit route numbers indicate bypasses or spurs. 81 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:08,099 Look, Leonard, there's a bridge. Drive off it. 82 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,666 You know, we're not that far from Vasquez Rocks. 83 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,938 Oh, they shot a lot of Star Trek episodes out there. 84 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,115 We got our costumes in the trunk... 85 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,683 ...we could go there and have a little photo shoot. 86 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:23,413 Great idea. I haven't had a carbohydrate in two weeks. 87 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:27,753 These cheekbones need to be in front of a camera before I eat a pretzel and they're gone. 88 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:31,456 - It sounds fun. - Oh, smashing. 89 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,962 Now, Leonard, do you know how to get there? 90 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,067 - No. - Yeah, well, luckily, someone in the car does. 91 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,295 Recalculating. 92 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,474 While we're waiting, do you know which president... 93 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:47,976 ...signed the Interstate Highway System Act into law? 94 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:51,809 The answer coming up in 14 miles. 95 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:56,619 None of you will get it. It's Eisenhower. 96 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,127 Why are they staring? 97 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,300 Who cares, just soak it in. 98 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,140 Hello, boys. 99 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,305 Oh, hey. 100 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,549 Could you please stop staring? They're just girls. 101 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,245 It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or in drawings. 102 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,692 - Hey, Stuart. - What brings you guys here? 103 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:37,488 We were looking for a recommendation about comic books. 104 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,962 Well, I recommend you don't open a store and sell them. 105 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,003 We were wondering why the guys like this stuff, so we thought we'd try it. 106 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,331 Oh, okay. What do you think you might be into? 107 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,008 Superhero? Fantasy? Graphic novels? Manga? 108 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:52,871 I swear I will turn a hose on you. 109 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,881 What kind of comics do the guys like? 110 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:03,385 Um, a little bit of everything. Mostly superhero stuff. 111 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,683 - All right, well, who's the best superhero? - Shh! 112 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:10,590 You can't ask a question like that in here. Are you trying to start a rumble? 113 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,893 Well, what do you recommend? 114 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,297 Well, uh, let's see, you've got your basic clean-cut good guys: 115 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:20,165 Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America. 116 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:22,341 Then you have your darker anti-heroes: 117 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,567 Your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher. 118 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,802 Ooh, I do love a bad boy. 119 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,807 As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters. 120 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:36,715 If I were you, I'd go for Fables number one. 121 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,414 Artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written... 122 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,024 ...and it doesn't objectify... 123 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,095 ...or stereotype women. - Oh, Thor. He's hot. 124 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,626 Yeah, he kind of is. 125 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,439 And we're blending... 126 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,098 ...and we're blending, and we're done. 127 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:07,351 I know Mr. Data isn't supposed to smile, but here it comes. 128 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,291 Come on, guys, let's do this. 129 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,723 Yeah, I'm sweating my bald cap off. 130 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,634 What's our first pose gonna be? 131 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,360 I say we begin with a classic Star Trek fight scene. 132 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,163 I'll set the timer. 133 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,147 Sheldon, how is that a fight pose? 134 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,941 Mr. Data's weapon is his mind. 135 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,242 I'm wielding it. 136 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,091 Phasers on the Borg! 137 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,927 Charlie's Angels! 138 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,693 Okay, what's next? 139 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,702 Now let's do some sexy glamour shots. 140 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,704 I'll set the mood. 141 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,550 Yeah, nice one. 142 00:09:15,821 --> 00:09:16,845 That's right. 143 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,191 Oh, my God. Leonard, someone's stealing your car! 144 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:25,295 What? Hey! Hey, come back here! 145 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,729 - Stop! - Stealing is against the law! 146 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,534 I don't believe this. 147 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,171 Son of a bitch. 148 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,204 I'll call 911. 149 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:39,140 Oh, no, my phone is in my other pants. 150 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,869 - Mine too. - So is mine. 151 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,445 Anybody got any ideas? 152 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:46,516 Nope. The only thing left to do now is assign blame. 153 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,584 Nice going. 154 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,389 What kind of a person steals another person's car in broad daylight? 155 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,964 What kind of person leaves his keys in the car? 156 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,192 Thought we agreed it's Koothrappali's fault. 157 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,494 You're right. 158 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,929 Nice going. 159 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,598 Car. 160 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,275 What is wrong with people? Why don't they stop? 161 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,816 Maybe we're better off. 162 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,715 What if we were to get in a car with a crazy person? 163 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,617 Look at us, Sheldon. We're the crazy people. 164 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,458 Well, perhaps we should hold up a sign... 165 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:35,293 ...that assures passing motorists of our mental competence. 166 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,332 Good idea. Why don't you get started on that? 167 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,565 Come on, let's just start walking. 168 00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:45,709 There's gotta be a gas station or something nearby. 169 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:49,676 What, you think just because you're wearing a captain's uniform you're in charge? 170 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,674 Yes. 171 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:53,841 All right. 172 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,028 Okay, I'm done. 173 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:10,328 - How did you guys finish so fast? - I don't know, there were a lot of pictures. 174 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:13,733 And one page only had the word "brakka-dooom!" 175 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,509 Yeah, well, I have street smarts. 176 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,672 So, what'd you guys think? 177 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,842 - Well, there was a lot of action. - Hmm. 178 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,416 And the story moved along at a brisk pace. 179 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,111 It was, overall, what's the word I'm looking for? 180 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,584 - Stupid? - So stupid. 181 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,019 I don't know how Leonard can get so caught up. 182 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,560 It's crazy. They spend hours arguing about things that don't even exist. 183 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:40,130 - What a waste of time. - I know. 184 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,596 A hammer so heavy that no one else can pick it up? 185 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:49,534 I don't think it's heavy, I think it's some sort of magic so only Thor can lift it. 186 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,937 That makes even less sense, I mean... 187 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,409 No, no, no, it doesn't. 188 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:59,509 Thor is a god. The hammer is his. Only he can use it. 189 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,552 It's like Sheldon and his toothbrush. 190 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,221 Or his thin, beckoning lips. 191 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:10,224 Okay, hang on, what if Thor's hand is on the hammer? 192 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:13,921 If he's touching it with his god magic, then does that mean I could lift it? 193 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,760 - No. - Yes. 194 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,634 Well, which is it? 195 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:22,172 - Maybe we missed something. - Let's read it again. 196 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,035 - Okay. - Yeah. 197 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,446 - You want some tea? - Good idea. I'll help you. 198 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,121 - Wait, I thought we were reading? - We are. 199 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,918 We're just, uh, giving you a head start. 200 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,295 I wish my mom was here. 201 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:55,501 We could all hang out in her shadow. 202 00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,436 Wool pants in the desert. 203 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:02,478 I feel like I've got poached testicles. 204 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,614 Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. 205 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:09,310 That's so much worse than having your car stolen. 206 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:14,289 Insurance is gonna buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk. 207 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:18,626 Gentlemen, a little less bellyaching. 208 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,289 We're Starfleet officers and a member of the Borg Collective. 209 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:25,299 Please, Sheldon, I am so not in the mood. 210 00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:27,096 Leonard... 211 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,332 ...all our lives we have dreamed of finding ourselves... 212 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,977 ...inside one of the fantasy worlds we love. 213 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,003 And look at us. 214 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:38,980 At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party... 215 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,677 ...stranded in an alien and unforgiving environment. 216 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:47,181 Relying only on our wits, our fortitude and our moxie. 217 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:49,661 As long as we have those things... 218 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,659 - ...nothing can stop us... - Nerds! 219 00:13:58,237 --> 00:13:59,670 I hate this planet. 220 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,372 It says right here on the hammer: 221 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,676 "Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor." 222 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,682 Hold on. Who decides who's worthy? Does the hammer decide? 223 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,514 - Yes! - No! 224 00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:22,057 - It can't decide, it's a hammer. - You said it's a magic hammer! 225 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,024 Yeah, but it can't make decisions. 226 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,290 If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer? 227 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:32,869 Okay, if you're gonna start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously. 228 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,381 Hello. 229 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,226 Hello. 230 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,727 Four glasses of water, please. 231 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,567 Anything for you guys? 232 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,938 Can I use your phone? Our car got stolen. 233 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,107 Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up? 234 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:17,480 Scotty was on the original series and we're Next Generation. 235 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,781 So joke's on you. 236 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,284 We're not with him. 237 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,525 You can't pick something up in outer space. 238 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,233 In space, there is no up. 239 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,494 Oh, yeah? Then how does the sun come up every day? 240 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,838 Hard to argue with those kind of street smarts. 241 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:51,480 Leonard and Sheldon have boxes of comics. Why don't we go look at those? 242 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,346 Oh, great. And then you will see, I am not wrong. 243 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,386 If we were in outer space, anyone could pick up the hammer... 244 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,353 ...because it would be floating in a weightless environment. 245 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,824 Yeah, that's right, the slow reader used science. Suck on that. 246 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:11,628 - Was there anything valuable in the car? - Our clothes, our wallets, phones. 247 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,361 And about $300 worth of makeup... 248 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,632 ...so this thief could look like anyone right now. 249 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,804 Makeup? Sure. 250 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:28,177 We're going to the Comic-Con in Bakersfield. They have a big costume contest. 251 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,548 It's cooler than it sounds. 252 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,223 I don't know, sounds pretty cool. 253 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,723 It is. It's not just comic books. 254 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,161 They've got action figures, toys, a Tron themed dance party... 255 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,198 Okay, he gets how cool it is. 256 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:47,331 I think I have all I need here. You guys need me to call someone? 257 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,905 I'm guessing your moms? 258 00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:54,171 Thanks, but we've got it covered. 259 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,871 Okay, I just talked to my mom. 260 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,351 She arranged for us to get a rental car. 261 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,455 Great, we can still make it to Comic-Con. 262 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,058 Are you kidding me? After all we've been through? I just want to go home. 263 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,355 Don't be like that. Come on, Howard, talk to him. 264 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:15,328 I'm with Leonard. I'm done. 265 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:19,402 Fine, then I guess it's two against two. How do we decide? 266 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,232 Actually, it's three against one. 267 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:27,542 What? Well, what about the mission? You said we're a real-life landing party. 268 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,338 Well, we're not. 269 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,039 We're an imaginary landing party. 270 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:37,154 Who had real-life garbage thrown at us by real-life strangers who think we're idiots. 271 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,618 And to tell you the truth, I'm starting to feel like one. 272 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,361 I want to go home now. 273 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,296 Okay. 274 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,732 Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? 275 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,773 Get it? Enterprise? Heh. 276 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,641 Screw you, that's funny. 277 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,314 Well, what if the Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer? 278 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,684 - Yeah? - Then by the transitive property... 279 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,787 ...of picking things up, Hulk picked up the hammer. 280 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:15,322 No, Hulk picked up Thor, Thor picked up the hammer. 281 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:18,928 Hang on, if I go to a bar and pick up a guy, and he picks up a girl... 282 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,929 ...and then we all leave together, did I pick up the girl? 283 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,305 Did that ever happen? 284 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,769 Hey, we talking about me or are we talking about Thor? 285 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,987 Well, I say that's the last time we ever go outside. 286 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,690 Look right here, Red Hulk is picking up Thor's hammer... 287 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,359 ...because Thor is touching it. 288 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,926 No, it's because they're in space! 289 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,826 - He's touching the strap. - The strap is part of the hammer! 290 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,693 No, it's not! 291 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,299 Are they actually arguing about comic books? 292 00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:00,938 No, that can't be right. 293 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,338 Maybe Thor's Hammer is a new color of nail polish. 294 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,312 Then Red Hulk must be worthy! 295 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,311 How could Red Hulk be worthy? 296 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,484 You don't know his life. 297 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,719 There's only one logical explanation: Somewhere in the desert... 298 00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,393 ...we crossed into an alternate dimension... 299 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:27,696 ...where the women in our lives can finally appreciate great literature. 300 00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,163 If it's an alternate dimension... 301 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,703 ...that sounds like ajob for a landing party. 302 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,539 Captain, what are your orders? 303 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,083 I say we investigate. 304 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,345 Wait. 305 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,516 They might be hostile. 306 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,026 Fine, but set them to stun. 307 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,688 If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again. 308 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:17,043 President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act... 309 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,479 ...from his hospital room. 310 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,613 Wow, that is interesting. 311 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,987 You learn something new every day. 312 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:33,490 Say, can you name the four state capitals that are not served by the Interstate System? 313 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,862 - Ooh, another quiz? - Yes!