1 00:00:00,002 --> 00:00:03,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,505 --> 00:00:05,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,607 --> 00:00:07,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,115 --> 00:00:14,844 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:20,753 [Man Narrating] Michael was adjusting to his new position as vice president... 6 00:00:20,856 --> 00:00:23,416 which meant doing the work of the president, his brother Gob. 7 00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:25,390 - Michael. - Hey. 8 00:00:25,494 --> 00:00:28,622 So, did you see the new Poof? 9 00:00:29,998 --> 00:00:32,694 His name's Gary, and we don't need any more lawsuits. 10 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:35,964 No, I was talking about the magazine- Wait. Gary's gay? 11 00:00:36,071 --> 00:00:38,869 - Yeah. - Uh-oh. He's gonna think I was coming on to him. 12 00:00:38,974 --> 00:00:41,033 You've got a nice mouth. 13 00:00:41,143 --> 00:00:43,134 I'd kill for that ass. 14 00:00:43,245 --> 00:00:45,145 Okay, the chair's not doing it now... 15 00:00:45,247 --> 00:00:48,080 but lately it's been giving out as soon as I lean back. 16 00:00:48,183 --> 00:00:51,880 Anyway, I was talking about Poof magazine, the magazine for magicians. 17 00:00:51,987 --> 00:00:55,616 This guy Tony Wonder bakes himself into a loaf of bread and pops out of a giant sandwich... 18 00:00:55,724 --> 00:00:57,749 to feed the troops. 19 00:00:59,361 --> 00:01:00,794 I had that idea 10 months ago. 20 00:01:00,896 --> 00:01:02,761 - You had that idea? - Well, basically. 21 00:01:02,864 --> 00:01:07,164 I was gonna boil myself alive into a chowder and then be ladled into a giant cauldron... 22 00:01:07,269 --> 00:01:10,238 - to entertain and feed the firemen. - That's pretty close. 23 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,431 I should be in this Poof! 24 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:14,771 [Phone Rings] 25 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:18,175 - Michael Bluth. - He found him. Ice found your father. 26 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,111 [Narrator] Michael recently had hired a bounty hunter... 27 00:01:20,215 --> 00:01:22,080 to track down his fugitive father. 28 00:01:22,184 --> 00:01:24,652 - Wh-Where? - He's coming over here at 5:00 to tell us. 29 00:01:24,753 --> 00:01:26,653 But he wants to get paid first. 30 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:29,087 Dad goes back to jail, I can be cleared, I can be president again. 31 00:01:29,191 --> 00:01:33,252 And I'm halfway to getting out of this office and into a steaming bowl of soup. 32 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:34,692 - Everybody wins. - Yeah. 33 00:01:34,796 --> 00:01:38,664 Oscar, close it. You look like the window of a butcher shop. 34 00:01:38,767 --> 00:01:42,203 - Thank God I can finally get rid of him. - I'll see you at 5:00, Mom. 35 00:01:42,304 --> 00:01:46,297 [Narrator] Michael then headed down to the frozen banana stand... 36 00:01:46,408 --> 00:01:49,002 where his son was supposed to be working. 37 00:01:49,111 --> 00:01:52,103 It just seems like every time we wanna be together, your father comes along- 38 00:01:52,214 --> 00:01:54,978 Hey, guys. What's going on? Why's the banana stand closed? 39 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:58,211 Oh, Ann came to see me, so I thought I'd take a little break. 40 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,652 - Can we talk about this later? - Sure. No problem. 41 00:02:00,755 --> 00:02:03,349 Just, let's keep the phone on. Okay, pal? Great. 42 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:05,358 - Hey, you. - [Beep] 43 00:02:07,028 --> 00:02:10,520 See? That's a perfect example of how your father's always interrup- 44 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:13,465 [Vibrating] 45 00:02:14,603 --> 00:02:17,504 - I'm sorry. - [Beep] 46 00:02:17,606 --> 00:02:20,131 - Hello. - Hey, buddy. They found your grandfather. 47 00:02:20,242 --> 00:02:22,335 - That's what I wanted to tell you. - That's great. 48 00:02:22,444 --> 00:02:25,470 - I didn't wanna say that when you were talking to Egg. - I'm still talking with Ann. 49 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:29,243 Oh, she's still goin'? Listen, I'll talk to you later. I'm very excited. 50 00:02:29,351 --> 00:02:31,319 - [Mutters] That's good. - [Beep] 51 00:02:33,255 --> 00:02:36,190 I think we should break up. 52 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:38,225 [Coughing Sob] 53 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,226 [Narrator] The bounty hunter, meanwhile... 54 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,228 was eager to impress the family attorney. 55 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,195 I cannot believe that you made these. 56 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:48,167 Indeed, Ice had always bounty-hunted to support his first love- 57 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:50,568 party-planning. 58 00:02:50,672 --> 00:02:53,106 And Lindsay was still hoping to score a date with him. 59 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:57,338 I don't suppose you'd be interested in catering an affair with me. 60 00:02:57,445 --> 00:03:01,108 Well, when you get a full guest list, let me know. 61 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:03,616 Why can't I do this anymore? 62 00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:05,618 That's got to bother you, huh, Dad? 63 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,622 - I mean, she's flirting right in front of you. - Hmm? Oh! No. 64 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:14,991 I am surprised, though, that she's going after somebody so similar to my own type. 65 00:03:15,096 --> 00:03:19,032 But I suppose we all do expose our inner desires, don't we? 66 00:03:19,134 --> 00:03:21,034 I think you just did. 67 00:03:21,136 --> 00:03:23,036 No, I didn't. 68 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:26,467 Is there any way I can divorce them? 69 00:03:26,575 --> 00:03:28,475 Oh, sure. It's called emancipation. 70 00:03:28,577 --> 00:03:31,307 But you've got to prove that you're living in an unstable environment. 71 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:35,110 Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven't succeeded yet. 72 00:03:35,217 --> 00:03:38,778 If they do, I could have you out of this house, on the street, in a month. 73 00:03:38,887 --> 00:03:40,411 - Sweet! - Mm-hmm. 74 00:03:40,522 --> 00:03:43,491 [Narrator] Soon, Michael arrived, and Ice began his presentation. 75 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:47,050 When word got out that he was building houses for Saddam Hussein... 76 00:03:47,162 --> 00:03:50,825 he escaped to Mexico where, as you know, he was arrested and interred in a local prison. 77 00:03:50,932 --> 00:03:52,559 Until he was killed by this guard. 78 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,761 Body was held for six days within the prison walls when- 79 00:03:55,870 --> 00:03:59,397 - I'm sorry- he killed a guard? - No, the guard killed him. 80 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,634 He's dead. Buried in Mexico. 81 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:06,180 - [Screams] - Uh, h-hold on. How do we know this is true? 82 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:09,739 Because I have here his dental records, his death certificate... 83 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:13,514 and a political cartoon from a leading Mexican publication. 84 00:04:14,623 --> 00:04:16,818 Okay, again, I'm a caterer... 85 00:04:16,925 --> 00:04:22,090 so if you do have any family events- weddings, wakes- 86 00:04:22,197 --> 00:04:24,427 I'll leave my card. 87 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,932 Is it true? 88 00:04:27,035 --> 00:04:29,003 Is he really gone? 89 00:04:30,238 --> 00:04:32,138 - Ow. - Just checking. 90 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,471 These are his teeth. He had such perfect teeth. 91 00:04:35,577 --> 00:04:38,307 - It was that Glisten. - He swore by that Glisten. 92 00:04:38,413 --> 00:04:42,281 I can still hear him now: "Who left the cap off my- [Bleeps] Glisten?" 93 00:04:42,384 --> 00:04:44,284 [Lucille] It's all hitting me now. 94 00:04:44,386 --> 00:04:46,445 This is really happening. 95 00:04:47,889 --> 00:04:50,449 All this awful funeral stuff! 96 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:52,458 The will. We have to get the will. 97 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,792 I don't know if enough time has passed. I don't know what I'm saying. 98 00:04:56,898 --> 00:04:59,264 Is it in your car, Barry? I'm gonna throw up! 99 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,198 Check the car, Barry. I don't know what I'm saying! 100 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,203 The will is not here. 101 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:06,706 The will is at my office, next to the hot plate with the frayed wires. 102 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,708 I didn't, uh- It wasn't- 103 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:11,711 [Narrator] In fact, Barry had lost George Sr. 's will. 104 00:05:11,813 --> 00:05:15,510 How did I get here? Oh, my God, Lucille. He is gone! 105 00:05:15,617 --> 00:05:17,414 We have to have a wake. 106 00:05:17,519 --> 00:05:20,488 [Narrator] Maeby was upset, but saw a chance to fix up her mother. 107 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:24,649 Maybe we could get Ice to cater it or something- I don't know what I'm saying! 108 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:28,126 - We don't even have a body. - I will be my father's body. 109 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:30,830 I'll be the one buried. 110 00:05:30,932 --> 00:05:33,264 Because he loved magic so very much. 111 00:05:33,368 --> 00:05:36,599 - I don't think Gob knows what he's saying. - I know exactly what I'm saying. 112 00:05:36,705 --> 00:05:39,105 I will be buried in my father's place... 113 00:05:39,207 --> 00:05:42,699 and then, one week later, I will emerge from the grave... 114 00:05:42,811 --> 00:05:45,177 in one of the greatest illusions ever! 115 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:49,216 - This about getting into Poof? - I mean, how does that not get me a cover? 116 00:05:49,317 --> 00:05:51,285 - [Keys Jingling] - Buster! 117 00:05:51,386 --> 00:05:54,878 - We can't tell him about this! - I think the boy's been lied to enough. 118 00:05:54,989 --> 00:05:57,355 You weren't here for the parakeet, Oscar. 119 00:05:57,459 --> 00:06:00,223 [Narrator] As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet... 120 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:03,764 who, after landing on their housekeeper Rose's wig, flew away... 121 00:06:03,865 --> 00:06:07,631 - when she took out the trash and into a transformer. - [Electrical Zap] 122 00:06:07,736 --> 00:06:11,263 When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen... 123 00:06:11,373 --> 00:06:14,900 believing this to be where Rosa lived. 124 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:19,711 - Whoa. - What are you doing home? 125 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:22,544 The army had half a day. 126 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,845 - Are you guys planning a party? - Yes. 127 00:06:24,953 --> 00:06:30,391 It's your father's birthday, which, coincidentally, is... my birthday. 128 00:06:30,492 --> 00:06:33,222 Because you're twins. [Chuckles] 129 00:06:33,328 --> 00:06:35,455 Well, I've got some shopping to do. [Laughing] 130 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,464 [Narrator] George Michael, meanwhile, hadjust been broken up with... 131 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,466 by his first girlfriend... 132 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,695 and was on his way home. 133 00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:49,977 - And he went to his father for comfort. - Dad? 134 00:06:52,881 --> 00:06:54,849 I've got some bad news. 135 00:06:56,017 --> 00:06:58,315 What? What? Is Ann telling everyone? 136 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,786 It's your grandfather. 137 00:07:00,889 --> 00:07:03,585 - Apparently, he's dead. - Are you okay? 138 00:07:03,691 --> 00:07:05,750 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 139 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,420 Uh, I'm sorry. What were you saying about Ann? 140 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:11,431 [Narrator] George Michael didn't want to burden his father with his break-up. 141 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:15,367 Nothing. I just- I broke up with her. It's no big deal. 142 00:07:15,470 --> 00:07:17,028 - Really? - Yeah. 143 00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:20,107 - Are you okay? - Me? I'm great. 144 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:22,108 - Yeah? - I'm great. 145 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:24,610 Good. Yeah. She wasn't for us. 146 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,373 No, she's- she's a great girl. 147 00:07:26,481 --> 00:07:29,473 - For those other guys. - You think there are other guys? 148 00:07:29,584 --> 00:07:32,144 I don't know what I'm saying. Come here. 149 00:07:34,222 --> 00:07:36,122 Hey, Brother. 150 00:07:36,224 --> 00:07:38,124 - You wanted to see me? - Buster, yeah. 151 00:07:38,226 --> 00:07:40,854 I need you to help me with this illusion I'm working on. 152 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:43,055 Oh, for Dad's birthday. 153 00:07:43,164 --> 00:07:45,655 Yeah. For Dad's birthday. 154 00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:48,895 So, look, I'm gonna get in this coffin. 155 00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:53,064 What I'm gonna need you to do is to spin it around... 156 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:57,042 to show everybody that there's no trap door. 157 00:07:57,145 --> 00:08:00,137 Then I'm gonna escape out the trap door. 158 00:08:00,248 --> 00:08:03,149 - Ooh! - You close the trap door... 159 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:06,482 bring in the pallbearers and bury an empty box. 160 00:08:06,588 --> 00:08:09,148 So it's a hoax. 161 00:08:09,257 --> 00:08:12,158 But why are you doing a coffin trick on Dad's birthday? 162 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:13,989 Black humor. 163 00:08:14,095 --> 00:08:18,725 Say, "Hey, Dad, look at you. You're... a year older... 164 00:08:20,301 --> 00:08:22,769 and a year closer to death." 165 00:08:22,871 --> 00:08:26,170 Oh, yeah, I guess that's kinda funny. 166 00:08:26,274 --> 00:08:29,368 Okay, but you have to do a favor for me. 167 00:08:29,477 --> 00:08:32,412 I'm not really in the army, and I told Mom I was... 168 00:08:32,514 --> 00:08:35,415 but I can't go to a family event without an army uniform. 169 00:08:35,517 --> 00:08:38,452 - Oh, yeah. I used to be a stripper. - Strippers don't wear clothes. 170 00:08:38,553 --> 00:08:40,043 Not at the end of the show. 171 00:08:40,154 --> 00:08:43,180 You can wear stripper clothes when you're not stripping? 172 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:46,527 You tell me. 173 00:08:46,628 --> 00:08:50,291 [Narrator] George Michael went for a walk in the adjoining lot... 174 00:08:50,398 --> 00:08:52,866 to grieve both losses in private... 175 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:56,403 and he made an interesting discovery. 176 00:08:58,306 --> 00:09:01,469 - Pop-Pop? - Hide me. 177 00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:04,773 Don't turn in Pop-Pop. Help Pop-Pop. 178 00:09:08,418 --> 00:09:12,878 [Narrator] George Michael snuck his grandfather into the attic and helped him clean up. 179 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:16,618 - Wow, they're perfect. - Years of brushing with Glisten. 180 00:09:16,726 --> 00:09:19,456 Listen, you can't tell anybody I'm up here. 181 00:09:19,563 --> 00:09:21,463 - You have to protect me. - Yeah, I know. 182 00:09:21,565 --> 00:09:23,658 - I just- I can't not tell my father. - I'm your grandfather. 183 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:25,928 - I went through hell to get here. - [Narrator] He had. 184 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:29,904 After being arrested, he found a loophole in the Mexican judicial system. 185 00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:31,974 I have, uh- I have money. 186 00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:35,409 The Mexican authorities... 187 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,412 even attempted to fake his funeral... 188 00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:40,677 - although it was a less-than-perfect deception. - [Chattering, Shouting] 189 00:09:40,784 --> 00:09:44,618 Anyway, I was halfway down to Panama, and I saw something in the local paper. 190 00:09:44,721 --> 00:09:46,621 [Narrator] What he saw was a story... 191 00:09:46,723 --> 00:09:49,624 about his wife giving mouth-to-mouth to a homeless man. 192 00:09:49,726 --> 00:09:52,957 Bue he knew the truth: She was kissing his brother. 193 00:09:57,801 --> 00:10:01,669 Well, I understand what that feels like. I was dumped today. 194 00:10:01,771 --> 00:10:06,333 I can't tell Dad how upset I am about it because he'll think I should just be upset about you. 195 00:10:06,443 --> 00:10:08,673 - He wouldn't be wrong. - [Mutters] What? 196 00:10:08,778 --> 00:10:11,679 Seems like we're going through the same thing. 197 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:15,547 - Why don't we keep each other's secrets? - Yeah, okay. 198 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:20,684 Listen, if you pass a mini-mart, Pop-Pop gets a treat? 199 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:24,620 [Narrator] The next morning... 200 00:10:24,728 --> 00:10:26,855 - Michael ran into his son doing something suspicious. - Morning! 201 00:10:26,963 --> 00:10:28,988 - Hi. - Where are you goin' with that food? 202 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:33,126 I was just gonna eat some of my grandfather's favorite foods in my room. 203 00:10:33,236 --> 00:10:35,670 It's the form that my grief is taking. 204 00:10:35,772 --> 00:10:37,706 Okay. 205 00:10:41,277 --> 00:10:44,178 I think George Michael's hiding Ann in the attic. 206 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,180 [Scoffs] From who, the Nazis? 207 00:10:46,282 --> 00:10:48,978 No, his girlfriend, from me. 208 00:10:49,085 --> 00:10:51,519 I just caught him sneaking up to her in the attic... 209 00:10:51,621 --> 00:10:54,715 and he clearly did so because he thinks I don't approve. 210 00:10:54,824 --> 00:10:57,725 I think I'm gonna invite her to the wake. 211 00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:00,557 - Why make him hide? Why do to him what- - [Sniffles] 212 00:11:00,664 --> 00:11:04,225 Why do to him what Dad used to do to me? 213 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,235 [Sobbing] He was so amazing. 214 00:11:07,337 --> 00:11:10,238 That was actually an example of how not so amazing he was. 215 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,570 You're really going through something here, huh? 216 00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:14,405 I know! 217 00:11:14,511 --> 00:11:17,412 You know, it's funny- all those years when I pretended to cry... 218 00:11:17,514 --> 00:11:20,415 I used to use Dad's death to get me going. 219 00:11:20,517 --> 00:11:23,918 I tried it with Mom's, but I'd just end up smiling and ruining it. 220 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,011 But it feels, like, real. You know? 221 00:11:26,122 --> 00:11:29,353 And you haven't really allowed yourself to grieve much at all, Michael. 222 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:33,361 My relationship with Dad was much more- much more complicated than yours. 223 00:11:33,463 --> 00:11:38,457 It was predicated a lot on secrets and lies. There wasn't a lot of trust there. 224 00:11:38,568 --> 00:11:40,297 Here he comes. 225 00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:42,371 Here comes John Wayne. 226 00:11:43,773 --> 00:11:46,970 I'm not gonna cry about my pa. 227 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,978 I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it. 228 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:54,073 Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? 229 00:11:54,184 --> 00:11:57,881 You can keep 'em bottled up, but they will come out, Michael. 230 00:11:57,987 --> 00:12:01,388 Sometimes in the most unexpected- 231 00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:04,722 Hey, where the- [Bleeps] Are my hard-boiled eggs? 232 00:12:13,236 --> 00:12:18,230 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Gob was preparing for the illusion ofbeing buried alive. 233 00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:21,242 Boy, you sure got this hole dug out quick. 234 00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:24,245 In fact, the laborer had been hired by George Sr. Three days earlier... 235 00:12:24,347 --> 00:12:26,315 for the same hole. 236 00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:30,750 And Buster searched for the perfect card. 237 00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:34,517 "Someone wanted to send you a birthday greeting. See you soon!" 238 00:12:34,624 --> 00:12:37,593 Oh! That is wicked. 239 00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:39,924 [Chuckles] 240 00:12:40,029 --> 00:12:42,930 [Narrator] And soon, the wake that Ice had catered began. 241 00:12:43,032 --> 00:12:47,298 - What are you doing? Is this what you're wearing? - My father's dead, Maeby. 242 00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:50,304 Yeah, but you're not, and Ice is right there. 243 00:12:50,406 --> 00:12:53,534 [Narrator] Maeby knew that if she could get her mother to have an affair... 244 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,543 she could emancipate. 245 00:12:55,645 --> 00:12:59,775 All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. 246 00:12:59,883 --> 00:13:01,783 You're right. 247 00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:03,785 You know what? 248 00:13:03,887 --> 00:13:07,550 I'm gonna throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud. 249 00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:10,490 Let me ask Barry. That might be enough right there. 250 00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:15,096 Is Oscar wearing my suit? 251 00:13:15,198 --> 00:13:17,098 Hey- 252 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:20,363 You tell my brother you don't wear a dead man's pants. 253 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:23,701 Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, "Shame on you." 254 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:26,742 - Okay. - Say it to me like you're gonna say it to him. 255 00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,243 I'm probably not gonna say it to him. 256 00:13:29,345 --> 00:13:31,245 Okay. 257 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:34,077 Look at her down there. Does she look sad to you? 258 00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:36,084 - Oh, my God. That's Ann. - Who? 259 00:13:36,186 --> 00:13:38,586 It's the girl who ripped my heart out... 260 00:13:38,688 --> 00:13:41,919 the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind. 261 00:13:42,025 --> 00:13:43,993 Her? 262 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:47,595 She's really funny. 263 00:13:47,697 --> 00:13:50,257 Well, let's hope so. 264 00:13:50,366 --> 00:13:51,993 Don't forget the chicken wings! 265 00:13:52,101 --> 00:13:55,070 Hey! Ann! You're here. That's great. 266 00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:58,231 - I wasn't sure whether you got my message. - It wasn't a message. 267 00:13:58,341 --> 00:14:01,276 - We talked. - Uh, Ann? 268 00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:04,246 Did Dad invite you? 269 00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:08,511 I figured life's too short. You two care for each other. Why throw that away? Huh? 270 00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:11,485 Huh? Okay. 271 00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:16,617 - Do you think we really do? - A father can tell. Okay? 272 00:14:16,726 --> 00:14:19,752 It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. 273 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,763 [Narrator] And Buster arrived... 274 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:24,425 dressed in the military outfit Gob had procured for him. 275 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:27,332 - What the hell are you wearing? - It's all regulation, Michael. 276 00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:30,039 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 277 00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,233 To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug. 278 00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,901 Is there a birthday gift pile? Hmm? 279 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:35,910 A birthday gift pile? 280 00:14:36,012 --> 00:14:39,379 [Narrator] Michael recalled what Buster did to what he thought was Rose's car... 281 00:14:39,482 --> 00:14:43,111 with what he thought was Rose's favorite toy. 282 00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:45,119 [Driver] Hey! 283 00:14:45,221 --> 00:14:49,487 - Yours is the first. - And the most wicked. [Giggles] 284 00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:52,755 Get him out of here. We can't let him know it's a wake. 285 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,762 Buster! 286 00:14:54,864 --> 00:14:59,301 - Let's go get that coffin ready to be buried. - [Both Laughing] 287 00:14:59,402 --> 00:15:02,462 [Narrator] And so the family gathered to remember George Sr. 288 00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:06,167 If anyone would like to say anything about Dad... 289 00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:08,244 now's the time. 290 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,739 - Anyone. - Anyone? 291 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:17,877 Perhaps my son George Michael would like to say something. 292 00:15:17,987 --> 00:15:20,854 Huh? Wanna share your feelings? Eh? 293 00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:24,120 - It's okay to cry, pal. It's okay. - Yeah? 294 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:27,128 Wow. He's really gone. 295 00:15:28,464 --> 00:15:33,231 But I think that ifhe was here right now... 296 00:15:33,336 --> 00:15:37,295 I would probably tell him that it all worked out... 297 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:40,308 and that, um... 298 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,846 I'll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away... 299 00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:46,643 in... heaven. 300 00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:50,014 How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings? 301 00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:53,384 [Narrator] Lindsay got up to speak in an outfit her daughter had chosen. 302 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:56,014 My father meant the world to me. 303 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,026 - [Sniffles] - Wipe, Mom. Give it a wipe. 304 00:15:59,128 --> 00:16:00,891 That's a home run. 305 00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:03,898 [Narrator] And finally, Michael got up to speak. 306 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,901 I had a very complicated relationship with my father. 307 00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:08,903 [Blender Whirring] 308 00:16:09,005 --> 00:16:12,497 Ice, can we- can we just cool it on the smoothies for right now? 309 00:16:12,608 --> 00:16:14,872 There are smoothies? 310 00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:16,878 I could never trust my father. 311 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:20,143 But I always want my son to be able to trust me... 312 00:16:20,249 --> 00:16:22,809 so from now on... 313 00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:25,479 we're always gonna be honest with each other. 314 00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:28,147 Okay? 315 00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:33,217 'Cause there's nobody I love more than you in this whole world. 316 00:16:36,265 --> 00:16:39,098 Michael, listen, can we move the eulogy outside... 317 00:16:39,202 --> 00:16:42,933 so I can time being lowered into Dad's grave with your big finish? 318 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:45,564 - I'm done. - Wow. That was your eulogy? 319 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,075 Glad Dad wasn't around to see that. 320 00:16:49,512 --> 00:16:51,912 - That was great. - Well, I meant it. 321 00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:55,416 So no more secret trips up to the attic. Right? 322 00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:57,918 [Narrator] George Michael didn't want to betray his grandfather... 323 00:16:58,021 --> 00:17:00,888 but it appeared his father already knew the truth. 324 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:04,084 - I have Pop-Pop in the attic. - What? 325 00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:07,219 The mere fact that you call making love "pop-pop" tells me you're not ready. 326 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,798 Hey! Before we lose the sun! 327 00:17:09,899 --> 00:17:11,867 Come on. 328 00:17:13,537 --> 00:17:16,734 The speeches we heard today are nothing more than words. 329 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:19,809 But I will prove that I love my father more than anybody. 330 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:23,402 [Stagy Pop] 331 00:17:25,883 --> 00:17:28,113 [Whispers] Buster! 332 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,888 [Continues] 333 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:37,585 [Whispers] Stop it! 334 00:17:41,432 --> 00:17:45,232 As you can see, this is a normal coffin. 335 00:17:47,538 --> 00:17:49,506 Take me halfway around. 336 00:17:51,608 --> 00:17:54,076 [Grunting] 337 00:17:55,646 --> 00:17:58,114 I will become my dead father's body... 338 00:17:58,215 --> 00:18:00,945 as I am lowered into his grave. 339 00:18:01,051 --> 00:18:03,281 - All right. Spin it back around. - Dead father? 340 00:18:03,387 --> 00:18:05,287 Is he de- Dad's dead? 341 00:18:05,389 --> 00:18:08,449 Just keep it together, Buster, and spin this back around. 342 00:18:08,559 --> 00:18:11,027 Oh, my God! The card! The card! 343 00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:13,096 [Spectators Gasping] 344 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,461 [Gob] Something's gone wrong. 345 00:18:18,235 --> 00:18:20,669 - [Murmuring, Chattering] - [Man] How about that? 346 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,134 [Narrator] Michael noticed something in the dirt. 347 00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,438 [Sighs] Glisten. 348 00:18:28,545 --> 00:18:33,482 And suddenly he realized what his son meant when he said he had Pop-Pop in the attic. 349 00:18:33,584 --> 00:18:35,882 Dad? Dad. 350 00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:41,615 How you doin', Michael? 351 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:45,786 Uh, hey, but your father's alive, Michael. He's alive. 352 00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:48,831 - How could you do this to us? - I had no choice. 353 00:18:48,932 --> 00:18:51,833 My brother is with Lucille. She's destroying the family. 354 00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:55,996 You put the entire business in peril, you escape from prison, then make us think you've died? 355 00:18:56,106 --> 00:18:59,564 L-l-I'm an innocent man, Michael. I'm a patsy. 356 00:18:59,676 --> 00:19:02,873 L- I signed some documents- I thought they were gonna kill me. 357 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:05,881 Don't turn me in. Okay? Can you help me out? 358 00:19:05,983 --> 00:19:08,884 [Narrator] And for a moment Michael was conflicted. 359 00:19:08,986 --> 00:19:11,887 Well, I'm not gonna let you stay here and make my son an accomplice. Okay? 360 00:19:11,989 --> 00:19:14,856 I'm sorry. I'm not gonna let you spread your guilt to him. 361 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:19,088 Ice, my mother has something to tell you. 362 00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:22,723 - I find you very attractive. - She cleans up nice too. Trust me. 363 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,700 Uh, I think I'm finally off the clock. 364 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:28,970 I'm out of here, right? 365 00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:31,939 Hi. Dad's alive. He's hiding in the attic. 366 00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,840 - He's upstairs? - Oh, my God! 367 00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:37,914 [Lindsay] Dad? 368 00:19:42,719 --> 00:19:44,619 He's gone. 369 00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:47,690 Stack the chafing dishes outside by the mailbox. I'm on the job. 370 00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:52,528 [Scoffs] I can't seem to give this away. 371 00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:54,961 [Barry] I can't believe it! And I just found the will! 372 00:19:55,065 --> 00:19:58,262 [Buster] Can someone explain to me what's going on? 373 00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:06,134 Thanks, Mikey. 374 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:09,144 Yeah. Well, now it's our secret. 375 00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:13,912 [Narrator] And Michael met up with his son, their roles now reversed. 376 00:20:14,017 --> 00:20:17,646 I'm sorry. From now on we'll just tell the truth to each other. 377 00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:20,956 - We're gonna try. - Yeah. 378 00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:23,959 So, wait, obviously Ann wasn't in the attic. 379 00:20:24,061 --> 00:20:27,622 - So you actually did break up with her? - She broke up with me. 380 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:31,929 The great thing is, she was so moved by what you said tonight that we're back together. 381 00:20:32,035 --> 00:20:34,265 - Ah! - [Laughs] Yeah! 382 00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:36,566 Oh, is that great. 383 00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:39,870 Well, we're family, and we stick together, huh? 384 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,172 Hmm. 385 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:45,976 Okay, let's go dig up your uncle. 386 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,348 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development... 387 00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:52,616 Buster finds out about the death of Captain Kangaroo. 388 00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:58,291 Michael grows weary of caring for his father. 389 00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:02,354 No, Pop-Pop does not get a treat. I just brought you a- [Bleeps] pizza. 390 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:07,300 And Gob finally makes the cover of Poof magazine.