1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,776 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,619 [Man Narrating] It was Monday morning... 6 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,916 and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting... 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,458 with the new prosecutor ofhis father's criminal case. 8 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,754 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,989 It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning... 10 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:34,589 a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies. 11 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,397 - I'm not lying anymore, Mom. - [Narrator] Michael was lying. 12 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:39,495 He found his fugitive father earlier in the week... 13 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,506 and he was hiding him in the attic... 14 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,441 where George Sr. Was currently waiting for his breakfast. 15 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,705 About the business, just for the record... 16 00:00:46,813 --> 00:00:49,373 I was not involved with Dad building houses in Iraq. 17 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:52,110 - That's exactly what I'm gonna tell them. - Is that for Lindsay? 18 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,379 Because she's not scared to eat in front of me anymore. 19 00:00:54,487 --> 00:00:56,387 Those are the whites only, yes? 20 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:59,151 These aren't for Lindsay. These are mine. 21 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:01,159 Anyway, I'm not lying anymore either, Michael. 22 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:04,162 I'm being lied... 23 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,164 - on. - [Gasps] 24 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,291 Wow. Now more's gonna come up than go down. 25 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,171 I gotta get outta here. 26 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,332 - Hmm? - I can't take this anymore. 27 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:19,708 I mean, she's just so loving and affectionate. 28 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,008 L- l-This is not the woman I fell in love with. 29 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:24,242 Oscar, please. You can't go. You gotta stay, okay? 30 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,285 This is the nicest she's been since she found out Rosa could breast-feed Buster. 31 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:30,754 Oh, Buster. Don't even bring that up. He's well into his army training. 32 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:34,156 [Narrator] Actually, Buster had hit a wall in his army training. 33 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,354 I can't do it! I can't make my bed, and I can't do this either! 34 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,628 Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "homo" and motivate me over this wall? 35 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,861 We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit. 36 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:46,302 [Narrator] In fact, it was a recent ruling... 37 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,603 prosecuted by the same man who Michael was soon to meet with. 38 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:52,507 It's going to be a long time before Sergeant Wendell Baker... 39 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,103 calls someone "Private Homo" again. 40 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,274 God willing, he'll fail boot camp. 41 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,817 Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp. 42 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,444 - Hey. - Hi. Hey, Dad. 43 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:05,490 - You ready for the prosecutor? - Hi. I hope so. 44 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,152 - How'd that math test work out? - Oh, it was okay, I guess. 45 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,627 But- I don't know. It was weird. I studied with Ann... 46 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,630 but I still got a B-minus. 47 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:16,964 - Ann got you a B-minus? - Well, it wasn't Ann. She's an expert in math. 48 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,800 - Isn't that cute? - Is it? 49 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,067 [Narrator] Michael felt his son was setting the bar too low... 50 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:24,473 with his dating standards. 51 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:30,015 No, it wasn't Ann's fault. I think I just ended up thinkin' about the questions too long. 52 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:32,710 And so, by the time I put an answer down, I went with, like... 53 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,719 my fifth choice or somethin' like that. 54 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,982 George Michael, never settle for fifth choice. 55 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,150 Something better is gonna come along. She just has to. 56 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,990 I think maybe sitting in the back of the class with Ann is a bad idea. 57 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,428 You know, she's just so pretty. 58 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,898 - I get distracted, I guess. - Do you? 59 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,562 - I wish I could draw her nose. - Maybe it's your eyes. 60 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:55,099 Maybe you need glasses... for your grades. 61 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,108 Didn't you say you had a hard time readin' the board... 62 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,735 - sittin' in the back row? - No, I said I was in the back of the classroom. 63 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,746 - That's what I mean. Yeah? - It's different. No. No. 64 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,442 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 65 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,519 - No, definitely. I'll call the eye doctor. - I guess. 66 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:08,917 I'm gonna set you up an appointment. Okay? 67 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:11,217 - Hey, gang. - Tobias. 68 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,918 Oh. Ooh, I'm afraid I'll have to take them to go. I'm late for the gym. 69 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,927 Oh, and also, here's a number... 70 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:19,055 in case the Blue Man Group calls and needs an understudy. 71 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,963 I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. 72 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,298 - It didn't work. - [Hoarse Voice] Neither do you. 73 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,464 - [Scoffs] - Pretty brave card for you to play. 74 00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:30,042 - I just can't stand it. Tobias getting in shape... - [Door Closing] 75 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:32,043 For a bunch of slutty gym rats. 76 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,773 - What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I've been going out. 77 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,315 [Narrator] Lindsay had been frequenting singles clubs... 78 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,715 also still hoping to make her open marriage work- 79 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:42,413 - Whoo! - which it won't. 80 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,286 - I didn't catch that. - Whoo! 81 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:51,262 I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any. 82 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,264 Lindsay, it's not a competition. 83 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:56,062 Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring. 84 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:59,570 - Maybe in the '70s. - That many? We've only been doing this for a month. 85 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:02,072 Instead of competing with Tobias, why don't you try spending... 86 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,609 - a little more time with your daughter? - Why? Tobias doing that? 87 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:07,077 - [Narrator] At that moment, Lindsay's daughter... - [Doorbell Rings] 88 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:10,445 - was in the process of wooing her own man. - Who is it? 89 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:14,816 - Steve Holt! - Maeby had even started ordering unnecessary items... 90 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,821 just to have more occasions to see him. 91 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,982 Uh, you ordered a "Memories ofThanksgiving" basket? 92 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,994 - Wow, that looks great. - [Hoarsely] Maeby, who's your friend? 93 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,031 - Is this your sister? - No. 94 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:28,191 But you just made my day. 95 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,997 Thank you for the basket. See ya. 96 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,935 [Singsong] He thinks I'm cute. 97 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:37,737 He's 19. He's a senior at my high school. 98 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,438 [Narrator] And had been for several years. 99 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,278 [Lindsay] You know what? 100 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,378 I think I am gonna spend more time with my daughter. 101 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:54,116 I can't promise you I won't tell the prosecutor about that. 102 00:04:56,896 --> 00:05:00,889 - Where you been? - Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes? 103 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,560 Yeah. It's the only thing I could find. 104 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,730 - Where are the eggs? - Doctor says they're bad for the baby. 105 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,468 - So, you ready for this new prosecutor? - I was until you came back. 106 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,476 You're not gonna turn me in, are you? 107 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:15,741 Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. 108 00:05:15,848 --> 00:05:18,316 You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." 109 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,410 Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? 110 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,547 How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open. 111 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:27,592 I'm not gonna turn you in. But you have put me in a position where I'm gonna have to lie. 112 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,594 Why did you come back here in the first place? 113 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:33,723 Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be shtupping my brother, that's all. 114 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,733 I'm only here to find out if I have a shot with her. 115 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:39,066 If she's really in love with Oscar- I don't know- to hell with her. 116 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,572 I'll just- I'll just leave. 117 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,936 - I'll never come back. - Great. She's really in love with him. 118 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:49,344 That's very funny. I need you to find out, okay? 119 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,417 'Cause ever since l- I heard about this- 120 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,644 [Breathes Deeply] I can't sleep. 121 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,085 I can't- I can't eat. 122 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,784 Oh. Look, it just peels off. Isn't that clever? 123 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:03,988 [Narrator] Later that day, George Michael was having his eye exam... 124 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,531 and finding it to be just as difficult as his math exam. 125 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:09,032 - One or two? - Two. No. No, one. 126 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:12,696 - Okay. Two or three? - Three. 127 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,906 Uh, unless three is too much of an improvement. 128 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,704 I'm sorry. Is one- Is one in the mix still? 129 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:21,939 [Narrator] And Michael met with the new prosecutor, WayneJarvis. 130 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,573 I'm sorry. I don't understand how this is not a conflict of interest. 131 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,777 You almost represented us, and now you're the prosecutor. 132 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,786 The Patriot Act. Read it. 133 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,322 L-I'm not even the president anymore. My brother Gob is. 134 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,619 I spoke with Gob. He appears to know nothing. 135 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,456 Yeah, that's not an act. He twice tried to microwave... 136 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,621 a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil. 137 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,392 - Twice. - Twice? 138 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:44,630 - Two times. - [Narrator] In fact, Gob had been grilled earlier. 139 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:47,570 - I don't know anything about the business! - We're gonna get you, Bluth. 140 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,836 We'll give you a few minutes to think about what you want to do. 141 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:56,011 He knows less than anyone we have ever questioned. 142 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:58,583 [Narrator] Gob knew too little to know that, however... 143 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:02,176 and his confidence had never been more shaken. 144 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:05,587 Andjust when he thought he couldn't handle another embarrassment- 145 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,591 You're free to go. 146 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:11,629 Things could get very messy for you, Michael, unless you have something to bargain with... 147 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,165 like, say, a fugitive. 148 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,599 - I don't know where to find such a thing. - Look harder. 149 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,933 - There might be something in it for you. - Something to get me off? 150 00:07:20,039 --> 00:07:22,837 If you could find a certain someone. 151 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,537 Can I have a moment alone with my client, please? 152 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:30,082 Did you follow any of that? 153 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,549 Yeah. He's hinting that he's gonna grant me immunity... 154 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:34,847 but only on the condition that I turn in my father. 155 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,855 You know where your father is? No, wait. Don't tell me now. 156 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,484 Okay. If you know, give me a high five. 157 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,029 Mm-mmm. 158 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,466 [Narrator] Michael hadjust found out... 159 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:54,563 - that his legal problems might go away ifhe turned in his father. - [Beeps] 160 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,642 It's just you and me now, huh? 161 00:07:56,742 --> 00:08:01,202 No, Barry, l- I know where my father is, okay? 162 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,477 He came back to make sure that my mother wasn't really in love with my uncle. 163 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,815 He wants to know if he's still got a shot with her. If he doesn't, he's leaving. 164 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,548 If he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny. 165 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,556 - That's not gonna happen. - Okay. 166 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:16,389 Then look, just tell him anything he wants to hear to keep him from running. 167 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,760 We just have to keep him here until we can hear... 168 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,765 what kind of deal they're offering you. 169 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,200 You just trust me. I'm a lot more competent than you can imagine. 170 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:29,007 Oh, I forgot to take the tinfoil off too. 171 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:31,008 I really wanted that. 172 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:34,170 [Narrator] Buster, meanwhile, was sharing his failure... 173 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,009 with someone who was well-versed on the subject. 174 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:40,108 I mean, I couldn't get over the wall. They put me on suspension until I can. 175 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:42,449 Perhaps you need to find somebody who can motivate you. 176 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:45,285 - Yeah, but who? - [Narrator] And then it hit him. 177 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:48,519 [Narrator] Gob had always proven a good motivator for Buster. 178 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:52,086 - Do it! - [Blow Lands] - [Groans] 179 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,292 When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. 180 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:58,063 - [Weakly] Thanks, Brother. - Hey, Brother... 181 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,798 how would you like to go to the old playground with me? 182 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:04,308 I'm sure as hell not gonna go back to work. I'm never going back there. 183 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:08,813 Oh. Well, then perchance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone? 184 00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,315 I'm not fit to run a company. 185 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,317 And I don't deserve a fancy phone. 186 00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:17,549 Well, the Blue Man Group might need me. And I do deserve a fancy phone. 187 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,057 [Narrator] They didn't, and he doesn't. 188 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,627 Michael knew he couldn't let his father get away. 189 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,186 So he decided to see ifhis mother and Oscar really were in love. 190 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:29,632 So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad? 191 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,260 Oh, it may have started as that... 192 00:09:32,371 --> 00:09:36,239 but I have fallen in love with Oscar. 193 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,072 And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. 194 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:42,170 The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried. 195 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:44,306 And that was without even interviewing me. 196 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,408 Here you go. Hot tea. 197 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,750 Because that's what you are- a hottie. 198 00:09:53,359 --> 00:09:56,692 Stop me from pouring this on myself. I can't take this anymore. 199 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:58,696 All right. Now, listen, Oscar. 200 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,993 Maybe you should think about moving on, you know. 201 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:04,934 This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture. 202 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,006 Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father. 203 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:10,007 Just run. 204 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:13,044 - [Air Horn Blasts] - Is that her rape horn? 205 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:16,376 It's more like a starter's pistol. 206 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,043 [Whispers] Run. 207 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:25,482 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Tobias set about learning how to operate his new cell phone. 208 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:28,059 - [Melody] - Oh! 209 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,095 [Narrator] And Lindsay tried to spend more time getting to know her daughter. 210 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,792 [Hoarsely] Hi, baby. Oh, Steve. Hi. 211 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,130 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 212 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,397 I thought I'd spend a little time with my daughter. 213 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,837 After all, it hasn't been that long since I've been in high school. 214 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,966 - [Bell Rings] - Is that a fire? 215 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:47,409 - We have to go to class. - Okay. Well, this was fun. 216 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:52,314 Maybe later we can all spend a little more time together. Go shopping. Get a drink. 217 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:54,648 I'm in school. And I'm 15. 218 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,656 Oh. Well, I'm much, much, much... 219 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,658 older than 15. 220 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,661 - You don't look it. - Oh, Steve. 221 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,527 He thinks I'm young. You made my day again! 222 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:09,226 [Laughing] 223 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,465 - Your mom's pretty, uh, out there. - She's not my mom. 224 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:16,564 But she said you were her daughter. 225 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,008 His daughter. That's my dad. 226 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,773 - That's a dude? - And the worst part is... 227 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,781 he thinks he's passing. 228 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,946 [Narrator] Right outside the school, Buster tried to put his own plan... 229 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,422 into action by stirring up old memories. 230 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,688 What do you say? I need your help to get over the wall. Push me. 231 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,729 I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. 232 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:40,355 I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. 233 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:43,299 Like a little girl in a little dress- 234 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:46,371 little saddle shoes, little pigtails. 235 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,702 Wow, that does sound like a little girl. 236 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,935 Come on, get my ire up. 237 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,943 Push me! [Chuckles] 238 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,945 Oh. 239 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,814 Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I'd hoped. 240 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,581 [Narrator] It was fun. But it wasn't making him a better soldier. 241 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:04,588 Push me higher. [Chuckles] 242 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,658 Ooh! I'll do it. 243 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,760 Whoo! 244 00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:13,195 [Narrator] And Michael reported to his father about his meeting with the prosecutor. 245 00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:15,699 - Prosecutor offer you a deal? - That was not said. 246 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:21,068 But, uh, more importantly, you should know that it seems like Oscar's on his way out. 247 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,734 - Really? - Yeah. So just sit tight, and everything should be fine. 248 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:29,076 Wow. Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. L- 249 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,979 - What the hell is it anyway? - That's a breast pump, Dad. 250 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,281 Oh. Well, I did not use it for that. 251 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:38,686 [Narrator] And so Michael went to meet the prosecutor. 252 00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,816 I felt obligated to share some photographs with you. 253 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,087 I obtained these from the Bluth Company e-mail server. 254 00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,595 You tapped into our e-mail? That's legal? 255 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,598 I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. 256 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:50,635 Hot Ding Dong? Yeah? 257 00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:54,433 Michael, this is a close-up satellite photograph of the Iraqi countryside. 258 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,031 See this little series of hills around that stream? 259 00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,134 Those are bunkers. We believe that those bunkers... 260 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:01,372 contain weapons of mass destruction. 261 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,314 We also think that your father was building on that land to hide them. 262 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:08,113 Which is why that photograph was on his e-mail. 263 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,848 - Are you serious? - Almost always. 264 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:14,323 I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had. 265 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,623 - This is a big accusation. - I did not find their buffoonery amusing. 266 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:22,463 - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason. 267 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,661 That proves it. You can't protect him. 268 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,637 Turn him in and immunity is yours. 269 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:32,509 - [Narrator] Michael returned home to confront his father. - Michael? 270 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:34,511 Mom was just here looking for you. 271 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:36,808 She's claiming Oscar's disappeared because of something you said. 272 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,884 - Can't talk right now. - Really? 273 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,975 What's wrong with your voice? 274 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,680 I can talk, sure. I didn't say anything to Oscar. 275 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,689 - Anything else? - No. 276 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,726 Oh. Hey, did I tell you? I accidentally ran into Steve Holt. 277 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,388 Wow. Everything about you is so womanly. 278 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,658 You're everything a woman should be. 279 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,360 [Hoarsely] Thank you, Steve. 280 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,060 We ended up making a lunch date. 281 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,104 I thought you were spending time with Maeby. 282 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,197 Yeah. I'll have to reschedule her. 283 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:06,404 But Mom isn't the only one "finding love" where she least expects it. Her words. 284 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,278 Wh-Whoa! Finding love- She said that? Where, here? 285 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,282 Yeah, she won't shut up about him. 286 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,352 She said "tingling," like, 75 times. 287 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:19,220 [Lucille] Gets me tingling. And, you know, with Oscar there's tingling. 288 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:23,523 - She said those words in this house? - Yeah. 289 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,358 Dad? 290 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:27,364 Hello? 291 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,467 [Narrator] Michael hadjust discovered that his father had escaped from the attic. 292 00:14:35,574 --> 00:14:37,474 Hello? 293 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:40,101 This is gonna sound like a strange question, but have you seen Dad? 294 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,112 Of course not. And I'm not talking to you. 295 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,648 You tried to scare away Oscar, which didn't work. 296 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,583 - He's back. - I just, uh- 297 00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:50,985 I just wanted to have sex with you. That's-That's all I'm good for. 298 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,650 Did you hear that? He said he just wants to- 299 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:56,250 - Good-bye, Mom. - Have sex with me. 300 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,991 - You smell like a pinecone. - Yeah, that's the weed. 301 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:04,626 I went to my, uh, my- [Bleeps] hole trailer... 302 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,932 and l- I smoked some like a cigarette. 303 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,473 Should we take it into the bedroom? 304 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:14,008 - Only if you really love me. - Of course I do. 305 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,115 [Inhales] Ohh. 306 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,118 [Muttering] 307 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,620 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 308 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,747 I'm on mushrooms! 309 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,759 I'm on bad mushrooms! 310 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,489 [Narrator] And soon, the prosecutor's evidence became public. 311 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:36,534 We've obtained photographs that officials call definite proof of W.M.D.'s in Iraq. 312 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,933 What that means for your weekend at 10:00. 313 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,667 [Narrator] It seems that due to the new information-sharing provisions... 314 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,209 in the Patriot Act, the photos had made the rounds... 315 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,337 through several branches of government... 316 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,574 and ultimately to the U.S. Army itself. 317 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,810 I just came back to tell you. I can't do that wall. 318 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,148 There's no time for that. We're shipping out without you. 319 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,313 - What? - Didn't you see? 320 00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:02,122 - [Man] Pick it up. Pick it up. - Weapons of mass destruction? 321 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,354 - [Gob] Those bastards. - I did not say that. 322 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,365 Are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna allow your children... 323 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,492 and your children's children... 324 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,570 and any children that I might have out there... 325 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,401 to live in fear for the rest of their lives? 326 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,340 Climb that wall, homo! 327 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,378 Climb it. 328 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,346 [Narrator] Andjust as the men thought the day could get no more surprising... 329 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,349 - [Yelling] - it did. 330 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,351 - Ohh! Ooh! - [Thuds] 331 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,911 - [Whimpering] - When you do this without getting punched, you'll have more fun. 332 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:34,424 - Oh, hey, George Michael. - Oh, hi. 333 00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,517 They found W.M.D.'s in Iraq, so we got a half-day. 334 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,597 Cool. So I got a "C" on my math test. 335 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,928 Not anticipating a good reaction on that. 336 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:45,526 Well, the "B" got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace. 337 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,936 Anyways, have you seen my mom? 338 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,941 Seems possible. 339 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,341 - She's on her way to meet Steve Holt. - I thought you liked him. 340 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,743 I do. I'm crazy about him. But he's obsessed with her. 341 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,748 That's all he wants to talk about. 342 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,410 [Narrator] Lindsay felt bad. Perhaps she had hurt her daughter... 343 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,419 by putting herself first. 344 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,012 But she would have felt worse if she'd remained even a moment longer. 345 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:07,456 But it's only because he thinks she's got a penis. 346 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,720 Oh, I told him she was a tranny. 347 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,126 [Narrator] Meanwhile, Michael was still up in the attic. 348 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,495 Dad, what's goin' on? Somebody could see you. 349 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,036 What's the difference, Mike? You're turning me in, aren't you? 350 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,970 They say you're involved in something real big, Dad. They've got photos. 351 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,439 Not true. But go. Knock yourself out. Turn me in. 352 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,773 I went and I saw for myself. 353 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,779 She's in love with him. 354 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:34,481 Then why did you come back? Why didn't you just leave forever like you said? 355 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,486 And go where? 356 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,455 [Sighs] Make a deal for yourself, Mike. 357 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,549 I got no love in my life anymore. 358 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,094 [Narrator] And Michael realized for the first time... 359 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,825 that his father was capable ofhaving his heart broken. 360 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,060 Later that day, Michael had his meeting with the prosecutor. 361 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:53,332 So, where the hell is he? Come on, Bluth. What's it gonna be? 362 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,999 Your father or your freedom? 363 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,508 [Narrator] And Michael had to do the right thing. 364 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,135 I don't know what happened to him. 365 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:06,641 Michael, when we started talking to you, we didn't have anything. 366 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,482 But now... we got something. 367 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,489 - And you're gonna do time for it. - Those are the pictures? 368 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,991 They're all over the news. 369 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,460 - Those are balls. - What? 370 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,930 [Narrator] Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself... 371 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,933 while learning to use his camera phone. 372 00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,198 See, uh, this close, they always look like landscape. 373 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:29,502 Nope, you're lookin' at balls. 374 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,168 [Narrator] Soon, forensic scientists confirmed this. 375 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,302 And for the second time in two days... 376 00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,849 the information-sharing network put into place by the Patriot Act... 377 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,850 was put to use. 378 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,716 They're balls? 379 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,721 [Man] We're looking at balls. Let's turn it around. 380 00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,723 [Man #2] Copy on balls. We're turning. 381 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,293 And eventually, the news traveled back to the source. 382 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,886 We got one wrong, and we do apologize. 383 00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,360 I'm on TV. 384 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,700 [Narrator] And Michael returned home a free man. 385 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,037 You got the glasses. Now you'll do better on those math exams. 386 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,579 I think I blew the eye exam too. Every time I take these off, I feel better. 387 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:10,705 Let me see 'em. 388 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,910 - I've seen this before. - [Narrator] For a while, George Michael... 389 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,283 had shared a room with his Uncle Tobias. 390 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:18,982 - Oh, th-there's a ladder. - [Groaning] I don't need it. 391 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,894 Yeah, I don't think you need glasses, Son. 392 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,360 Well, if the cops are waiting, I'm ready to go. 393 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,435 I got nothin' since your mother deserted me. 394 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,436 You know, you-you deserted her, Dad. 395 00:19:32,538 --> 00:19:34,438 You know, you escaped, and then you faked your death. 396 00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,838 I'm not so sure she sees you as that reliable. 397 00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,274 But, listen, for what it's worth... 398 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,278 I did not turn you in. 399 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,116 - You didn't? - No. 400 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,777 And I don't know whether it's just Tracy's maternity clothes... 401 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,549 but it's very nice to see a softer side of you. 402 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:54,956 Although I'm sorry that you feel you have no love in your life. 403 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,460 Well, I don't- I don't feel that way anymore. 404 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,932 Thanks. 405 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,798 Been a long time since someone stood up for me. 406 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,967 - Found her perfume, huh? - Just a little left in the bottle. 407 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,135 - Well, that was the end of it. - Yeah. 408 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,145 - It's nice on you. - Thank you. 409 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,045 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 410 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:21,210 Oscar returns to find a now-distant Lucille. 411 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,414 I'm back. But just for now. 412 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,548 'Cause you get on my case- shoo- 413 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,388 - I am out of here. - Then go. Who needs you? 414 00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:31,428 [Narrator] Which was what attracted him to her... 415 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,556 - in the first place. - God, I missed you. 416 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,999 - [Narrator] Lindsay reconciles with her daughter. - Hey, Mom. I got you somethin'. 417 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,196 [Normal Voice] That is so sweet. 418 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,739 You know what? I was hoping we could go to dinner tonight. 419 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,309 Oh, I thought you were gonna go see Steve Holt at school. 420 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,310 No, I just wanted to check him out... 421 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,176 and make sure he's good enough for my daughter. 422 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,648 - Is it- - It's a "Sheh-ma-lee." 423 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,719 It's gorgeous. 424 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,845 I'm wearing it to dinner. 425 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,753 [Narrator] Tobias, traumatized by the public exposure... 426 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,951 returns to an unfortunate quirk. 427 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,028 Thank God! My cutoffs. 428 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,700 There were cutoffs up here?