1 00:00:00,094 --> 00:00:03,495 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,597 --> 00:00:05,588 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,699 --> 00:00:07,690 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:14,868 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:19,208 It was Monday morning... 6 00:00:19,243 --> 00:00:21,403 and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting... 7 00:00:21,511 --> 00:00:23,945 with the new prosecutor ofhis father's criminal case. 8 00:00:24,046 --> 00:00:26,241 I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael. 9 00:00:26,349 --> 00:00:28,476 It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning... 10 00:00:28,584 --> 00:00:32,076 a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies. 11 00:00:32,188 --> 00:00:34,884 - I'm not lying anymore, Mom. - Michael was lying. 12 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:36,982 He found his fugitive father earlier in the week... 13 00:00:37,093 --> 00:00:38,993 and he was hiding him in the attic... 14 00:00:39,095 --> 00:00:41,928 where George Sr. Was currently waiting for his breakfast. 15 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:44,192 About the business, just for the record... 16 00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:46,860 I was not involved with Dad building houses in Iraq. 17 00:00:46,969 --> 00:00:49,597 - That's exactly what I'm gonna tell them. - Is that for Lindsay? 18 00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:51,866 Because she's not scared to eat in front of me anymore. 19 00:00:51,974 --> 00:00:53,874 Those are the whites only, yes? 20 00:00:53,976 --> 00:00:56,638 These aren't for Lindsay. These are mine. 21 00:00:56,746 --> 00:00:58,646 Anyway, I'm not lying anymore either, Michael. 22 00:00:58,748 --> 00:01:01,649 I'm being lied... 23 00:01:01,751 --> 00:01:03,651 on. 24 00:01:03,753 --> 00:01:05,778 Wow. Now more's gonna come up than go down. 25 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,658 I gotta get outta here. 26 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,819 - Hmm? - I can't take this anymore. 27 00:01:12,929 --> 00:01:17,195 I mean, she's just so loving and affectionate. 28 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,495 L- l-This is not the woman I fell in love with. 29 00:01:19,602 --> 00:01:21,729 Oscar, please. You can't go. You gotta stay, okay? 30 00:01:21,837 --> 00:01:24,772 This is the nicest she's been since she found out Rosa could breast-feed Buster. 31 00:01:24,874 --> 00:01:28,241 Oh, Buster. Don't even bring that up. He's well into his army training. 32 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:31,643 Actually, Buster had hit a wall in his army training. 33 00:01:31,747 --> 00:01:34,841 I can't do it! I can't make my bed, and I can't do this either! 34 00:01:34,951 --> 00:01:39,115 Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me "homo" and motivate me over this wall? 35 00:01:39,221 --> 00:01:41,348 We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit. 36 00:01:41,457 --> 00:01:43,789 In fact, it was a recent ruling... 37 00:01:43,893 --> 00:01:47,090 prosecuted by the same man who Michael was soon to meet with. 38 00:01:47,196 --> 00:01:49,994 It's going to be a long time before Sergeant Wendell Baker... 39 00:01:50,099 --> 00:01:52,590 calls someone "Private Homo" again. 40 00:01:52,702 --> 00:01:54,761 God willing, he'll fail boot camp. 41 00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:57,304 Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp. 42 00:01:57,406 --> 00:01:59,931 - Hey. - Hi. Hey, Dad. 43 00:02:00,042 --> 00:02:02,977 - You ready for the prosecutor? - Hi. I hope so. 44 00:02:03,079 --> 00:02:05,639 - How'd that math test work out? - Oh, it was okay, I guess. 45 00:02:05,748 --> 00:02:08,114 But- I don't know. It was weird. I studied with Ann... 46 00:02:08,217 --> 00:02:10,117 but I still got a B-minus. 47 00:02:10,219 --> 00:02:14,451 - Ann got you a B-minus? - Well, it wasn't Ann. She's an expert in math. 48 00:02:14,557 --> 00:02:17,287 - Isn't that cute? - Is it? 49 00:02:17,393 --> 00:02:19,554 Michael felt his son was setting the bar too low... 50 00:02:19,662 --> 00:02:21,960 with his dating standards. 51 00:02:22,064 --> 00:02:27,502 No, it wasn't Ann's fault. I think I just ended up thinkin' about the questions too long. 52 00:02:27,603 --> 00:02:30,197 And so, by the time I put an answer down, I went with, like... 53 00:02:30,306 --> 00:02:32,206 my fifth choice or somethin' like that. 54 00:02:32,308 --> 00:02:34,469 George Michael, never settle for fifth choice. 55 00:02:34,577 --> 00:02:37,637 Something better is gonna come along. She just has to. 56 00:02:37,747 --> 00:02:40,477 I think maybe sitting in the back of the class with Ann is a bad idea. 57 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:42,915 You know, she's just so pretty. 58 00:02:43,019 --> 00:02:45,385 - I get distracted, I guess. - Do you? 59 00:02:45,488 --> 00:02:49,049 - I wish I could draw her nose. - Maybe it's your eyes. 60 00:02:50,459 --> 00:02:52,586 Maybe you need glasses... for your grades. 61 00:02:52,695 --> 00:02:54,595 Didn't you say you had a hard time readin' the board... 62 00:02:54,697 --> 00:02:57,222 - sittin' in the back row? - No, I said I was in the back of the classroom. 63 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:59,233 - That's what I mean. Yeah? - It's different. No. No. 64 00:02:59,335 --> 00:03:01,929 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 65 00:03:02,038 --> 00:03:04,006 - No, definitely. I'll call the eye doctor. - I guess. 66 00:03:04,106 --> 00:03:06,404 I'm gonna set you up an appointment. Okay? 67 00:03:06,509 --> 00:03:08,704 - Hey, gang. - Tobias. 68 00:03:08,811 --> 00:03:11,405 Oh. Ooh, I'm afraid I'll have to take them to go. I'm late for the gym. 69 00:03:11,514 --> 00:03:13,414 Oh, and also, here's a number... 70 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:16,542 in case the Blue Man Group calls and needs an understudy. 71 00:03:16,652 --> 00:03:19,450 I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon. 72 00:03:19,555 --> 00:03:21,785 - It didn't work. - Neither do you. 73 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:24,951 Pretty brave card for you to play. 74 00:03:25,061 --> 00:03:27,529 I just can't stand it. Tobias getting in shape... 75 00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:29,530 For a bunch of slutty gym rats. 76 00:03:29,632 --> 00:03:32,260 - What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I've been going out. 77 00:03:32,368 --> 00:03:34,802 Lindsay had been frequenting singles clubs... 78 00:03:34,904 --> 00:03:37,202 also still hoping to make her open marriage work- 79 00:03:37,306 --> 00:03:39,900 - Whoo! - which it won't. 80 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:42,773 - I didn't catch that. - Whoo! 81 00:03:46,315 --> 00:03:48,749 I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any. 82 00:03:48,851 --> 00:03:50,751 Lindsay, it's not a competition. 83 00:03:50,853 --> 00:03:53,549 Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring. 84 00:03:53,656 --> 00:03:57,057 - Maybe in the '70s. - That many? We've only been doing this for a month. 85 00:03:57,159 --> 00:03:59,559 Instead of competing with Tobias, why don't you try spending... 86 00:03:59,662 --> 00:04:02,096 - a little more time with your daughter? - Why? Tobias doing that? 87 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:04,564 At that moment, Lindsay's daughter... 88 00:04:04,667 --> 00:04:07,932 - was in the process of wooing her own man. - Who is it? 89 00:04:08,037 --> 00:04:12,303 - Steve Holt! - Maeby had even started ordering unnecessary items... 90 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:14,308 just to have more occasions to see him. 91 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:16,469 Uh, you ordered a "Memories ofThanksgiving" basket? 92 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:20,481 - Wow, that looks great. - Maeby, who's your friend? 93 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:23,518 - Is this your sister? - No. 94 00:04:23,619 --> 00:04:25,678 But you just made my day. 95 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:28,484 Thank you for the basket. See ya. 96 00:04:30,192 --> 00:04:32,422 He thinks I'm cute. 97 00:04:32,528 --> 00:04:35,224 He's 19. He's a senior at my high school. 98 00:04:35,331 --> 00:04:37,925 And had been for several years. 99 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:43,765 You know what? 100 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:46,865 I think I am gonna spend more time with my daughter. 101 00:04:48,577 --> 00:04:51,603 I can't promise you I won't tell the prosecutor about that. 102 00:04:54,383 --> 00:04:58,376 - Where you been? - Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes? 103 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:01,047 Yeah. It's the only thing I could find. 104 00:05:01,157 --> 00:05:04,217 - Where are the eggs? - Doctor says they're bad for the baby. 105 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:07,955 - So, you ready for this new prosecutor? - I was until you came back. 106 00:05:08,063 --> 00:05:09,963 You're not gonna turn me in, are you? 107 00:05:10,065 --> 00:05:13,228 Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. 108 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:15,803 You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, "Go build." 109 00:05:15,905 --> 00:05:18,897 Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? 110 00:05:19,008 --> 00:05:22,034 How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open. 111 00:05:22,144 --> 00:05:25,079 I'm not gonna turn you in. But you have put me in a position where I'm gonna have to lie. 112 00:05:25,181 --> 00:05:27,081 Why did you come back here in the first place? 113 00:05:27,183 --> 00:05:31,210 Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be shtupping my brother, that's all. 114 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,220 I'm only here to find out if I have a shot with her. 115 00:05:33,322 --> 00:05:36,553 If she's really in love with Oscar- I don't know- to hell with her. 116 00:05:36,659 --> 00:05:39,059 I'll just- I'll just leave. 117 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:43,423 - I'll never come back. - Great. She's really in love with him. 118 00:05:43,532 --> 00:05:46,831 That's very funny. I need you to find out, okay? 119 00:05:46,936 --> 00:05:48,904 'Cause ever since l- I heard about this- 120 00:05:49,004 --> 00:05:51,131 I can't sleep. 121 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,572 I can't- I can't eat. 122 00:05:53,676 --> 00:05:57,271 Oh. Look, it just peels off. Isn't that clever? 123 00:05:57,379 --> 00:06:01,475 Later that day, George Michael was having his eye exam... 124 00:06:01,584 --> 00:06:04,018 and finding it to be just as difficult as his math exam. 125 00:06:04,119 --> 00:06:06,519 - One or two? - Two. No. No, one. 126 00:06:06,622 --> 00:06:10,183 - Okay. Two or three? - Three. 127 00:06:11,493 --> 00:06:13,393 Uh, unless three is too much of an improvement. 128 00:06:13,495 --> 00:06:16,191 I'm sorry. Is one- Is one in the mix still? 129 00:06:16,298 --> 00:06:19,426 And Michael met with the new prosecutor, WayneJarvis. 130 00:06:19,535 --> 00:06:22,060 I'm sorry. I don't understand how this is not a conflict of interest. 131 00:06:22,171 --> 00:06:24,264 You almost represented us, and now you're the prosecutor. 132 00:06:24,373 --> 00:06:26,273 The Patriot Act. Read it. 133 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,809 L-I'm not even the president anymore. My brother Gob is. 134 00:06:28,911 --> 00:06:31,106 I spoke with Gob. He appears to know nothing. 135 00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:33,943 Yeah, that's not an act. He twice tried to microwave... 136 00:06:34,049 --> 00:06:36,108 a Ding Dong while it was still in its foil. 137 00:06:36,218 --> 00:06:37,879 - Twice. - Twice? 138 00:06:37,987 --> 00:06:42,117 - Two times. - In fact, Gob had been grilled earlier. 139 00:06:42,224 --> 00:06:45,057 - I don't know anything about the business! - We're gonna get you, Bluth. 140 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,323 We'll give you a few minutes to think about what you want to do. 141 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:53,498 He knows less than anyone we have ever questioned. 142 00:06:53,602 --> 00:06:56,070 Gob knew too little to know that, however... 143 00:06:56,171 --> 00:06:59,663 and his confidence had never been more shaken. 144 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:03,074 Andjust when he thought he couldn't handle another embarrassment- 145 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:05,078 You're free to go. 146 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:09,116 Things could get very messy for you, Michael, unless you have something to bargain with... 147 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:11,652 like, say, a fugitive. 148 00:07:11,754 --> 00:07:14,086 - I don't know where to find such a thing. - Look harder. 149 00:07:14,189 --> 00:07:17,420 - There might be something in it for you. - Something to get me off? 150 00:07:17,526 --> 00:07:20,324 If you could find a certain someone. 151 00:07:20,429 --> 00:07:24,024 Can I have a moment alone with my client, please? 152 00:07:24,133 --> 00:07:27,569 Did you follow any of that? 153 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:30,036 Yeah. He's hinting that he's gonna grant me immunity... 154 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,334 but only on the condition that I turn in my father. 155 00:07:32,441 --> 00:07:35,342 You know where your father is? No, wait. Don't tell me now. 156 00:07:35,444 --> 00:07:38,971 Okay. If you know, give me a high five. 157 00:07:40,616 --> 00:07:42,516 Mm-mmm. 158 00:07:46,088 --> 00:07:51,730 Michael hadjust found out... 159 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:52,922 It's just you and me now, huh? 160 00:07:53,022 --> 00:07:57,482 No, Barry, l- I know where my father is, okay? 161 00:07:57,594 --> 00:08:00,757 He came back to make sure that my mother wasn't really in love with my uncle. 162 00:08:00,864 --> 00:08:04,095 He wants to know if he's still got a shot with her. If he doesn't, he's leaving. 163 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,828 If he's got a shot with her, just give me a little tap on the fanny. 164 00:08:06,936 --> 00:08:08,836 - That's not gonna happen. - Okay. 165 00:08:08,938 --> 00:08:12,669 Then look, just tell him anything he wants to hear to keep him from running. 166 00:08:12,776 --> 00:08:15,040 We just have to keep him here until we can hear... 167 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:17,045 what kind of deal they're offering you. 168 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:20,480 You just trust me. I'm a lot more competent than you can imagine. 169 00:08:22,318 --> 00:08:25,287 Oh, I forgot to take the tinfoil off too. 170 00:08:25,388 --> 00:08:27,288 I really wanted that. 171 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:30,450 Buster, meanwhile, was sharing his failure... 172 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,289 with someone who was well-versed on the subject. 173 00:08:32,395 --> 00:08:36,388 I mean, I couldn't get over the wall. They put me on suspension until I can. 174 00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:38,729 Perhaps you need to find somebody who can motivate you. 175 00:08:38,835 --> 00:08:41,565 - Yeah, but who? - And then it hit him. 176 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:44,799 Gob had always proven a good motivator for Buster. 177 00:08:44,908 --> 00:08:48,366 Do it! 178 00:08:48,478 --> 00:08:51,572 When you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. 179 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:54,343 - Thanks, Brother. - Hey, Brother... 180 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,078 how would you like to go to the old playground with me? 181 00:08:57,187 --> 00:09:00,588 I'm sure as hell not gonna go back to work. I'm never going back there. 182 00:09:00,690 --> 00:09:05,093 Oh. Well, then perchance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone? 183 00:09:05,195 --> 00:09:07,595 I'm not fit to run a company. 184 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:09,597 And I don't deserve a fancy phone. 185 00:09:09,699 --> 00:09:13,829 Well, the Blue Man Group might need me. And I do deserve a fancy phone. 186 00:09:13,937 --> 00:09:16,337 They didn't, and he doesn't. 187 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:18,907 Michael knew he couldn't let his father get away. 188 00:09:19,008 --> 00:09:22,466 So he decided to see ifhis mother and Oscar really were in love. 189 00:09:22,579 --> 00:09:25,912 So, come on. Aren't you really just dating Oscar to get back at Dad? 190 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:28,540 Oh, it may have started as that... 191 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:32,519 but I have fallen in love with Oscar. 192 00:09:32,622 --> 00:09:35,352 And it's so nice not to have to worry about getting pregnant. 193 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:38,450 The doctor said I couldn't be a mother now if I tried. 194 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,586 And that was without even interviewing me. 195 00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:42,688 Here you go. Hot tea. 196 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:46,030 Because that's what you are- a hottie. 197 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:52,972 Stop me from pouring this on myself. I can't take this anymore. 198 00:09:53,076 --> 00:09:54,976 All right. Now, listen, Oscar. 199 00:09:55,078 --> 00:09:57,273 Maybe you should think about moving on, you know. 200 00:09:57,380 --> 00:10:01,214 This really isn't your scene, with the sweaters and the furniture. 201 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:04,286 Maybe you should take a leap at freedom, like my father. 202 00:10:04,387 --> 00:10:06,287 Just run. 203 00:10:06,389 --> 00:10:09,324 Is that her rape horn? 204 00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:12,656 It's more like a starter's pistol. 205 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,323 Run. 206 00:10:18,668 --> 00:10:21,762 Meanwhile, Tobias set about learning how to operate his new cell phone. 207 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,339 Oh! 208 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,375 And Lindsay tried to spend more time getting to know her daughter. 209 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:31,072 Hi, baby. Oh, Steve. Hi. 210 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:33,410 - Hi. - What are you doing here? 211 00:10:33,516 --> 00:10:35,677 I thought I'd spend a little time with my daughter. 212 00:10:35,785 --> 00:10:38,117 After all, it hasn't been that long since I've been in high school. 213 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,246 Is that a fire? 214 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:43,689 - We have to go to class. - Okay. Well, this was fun. 215 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:48,594 Maybe later we can all spend a little more time together. Go shopping. Get a drink. 216 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,928 I'm in school. And I'm 15. 217 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:54,936 Oh. Well, I'm much, much, much... 218 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,938 older than 15. 219 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,941 - You don't look it. - Oh, Steve. 220 00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:02,807 He thinks I'm young. You made my day again! 221 00:11:07,617 --> 00:11:10,745 - Your mom's pretty, uh, out there. - She's not my mom. 222 00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,844 But she said you were her daughter. 223 00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:15,288 His daughter. That's my dad. 224 00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:18,053 - That's a dude? - And the worst part is... 225 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:20,061 he thinks he's passing. 226 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:26,226 Right outside the school, Buster tried to put his own plan... 227 00:11:26,336 --> 00:11:28,702 into action by stirring up old memories. 228 00:11:28,805 --> 00:11:31,968 What do you say? I need your help to get over the wall. Push me. 229 00:11:32,075 --> 00:11:34,009 I'm the pathetic one, Buster, not you. 230 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,635 I totally freaked out in front of that prosecutor today. 231 00:11:36,746 --> 00:11:39,579 Like a little girl in a little dress- 232 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:42,651 little saddle shoes, little pigtails. 233 00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:44,982 Wow, that does sound like a little girl. 234 00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:47,215 Come on, get my ire up. 235 00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,223 Push me! 236 00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,225 Oh. 237 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:56,094 Oh, this is turning out to be much more fun than I'd hoped. 238 00:11:56,199 --> 00:11:58,861 It was fun. But it wasn't making him a better soldier. 239 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,868 Push me higher. 240 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,938 Ooh! I'll do it. 241 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,040 Whoo! 242 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,475 And Michael reported to his father about his meeting with the prosecutor. 243 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:11,979 - Prosecutor offer you a deal? - That was not said. 244 00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:17,348 But, uh, more importantly, you should know that it seems like Oscar's on his way out. 245 00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:21,014 - Really? - Yeah. So just sit tight, and everything should be fine. 246 00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:25,356 Wow. Hey, by the way, I broke this thing. L- 247 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:28,259 - What the hell is it anyway? - That's a breast pump, Dad. 248 00:12:28,364 --> 00:12:31,561 Oh. Well, I did not use it for that. 249 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,966 And so Michael went to meet the prosecutor. 250 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,096 I felt obligated to share some photographs with you. 251 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:39,367 I obtained these from the Bluth Company e-mail server. 252 00:12:39,475 --> 00:12:41,875 You tapped into our e-mail? That's legal? 253 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,878 I'm going for a hot Ding Dong. 254 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,915 Hot Ding Dong? Yeah? 255 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:50,713 Michael, this is a close-up satellite photograph of the Iraqi countryside. 256 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,311 See this little series of hills around that stream? 257 00:12:53,423 --> 00:12:55,414 Those are bunkers. We believe that those bunkers... 258 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:57,652 contain weapons of mass destruction. 259 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,594 We also think that your father was building on that land to hide them. 260 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,393 Which is why that photograph was on his e-mail. 261 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:07,128 - Are you serious? - Almost always. 262 00:13:07,236 --> 00:13:10,603 I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had. 263 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:13,903 - This is a big accusation. - I did not find their buffoonery amusing. 264 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:18,743 - About my father. - He's guilty, Michael, of medium to heavy treason. 265 00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:20,941 That proves it. You can't protect him. 266 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,917 Turn him in and immunity is yours. 267 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,789 Michael returned home to confront his father. - Michael? 268 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,791 Mom was just here looking for you. 269 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,088 She's claiming Oscar's disappeared because of something you said. 270 00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:35,164 - Can't talk right now. - Really? 271 00:13:35,264 --> 00:13:37,255 What's wrong with your voice? 272 00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,960 I can talk, sure. I didn't say anything to Oscar. 273 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,969 - Anything else? - No. 274 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,006 Oh. Hey, did I tell you? I accidentally ran into Steve Holt. 275 00:13:45,108 --> 00:13:47,668 Wow. Everything about you is so womanly. 276 00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:49,938 You're everything a woman should be. 277 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,640 Thank you, Steve. 278 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,340 We ended up making a lunch date. 279 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,384 I thought you were spending time with Maeby. 280 00:13:56,486 --> 00:13:58,477 Yeah. I'll have to reschedule her. 281 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,684 But Mom isn't the only one "finding love" where she least expects it. Her words. 282 00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:06,558 Wh-Whoa! Finding love- She said that? Where, here? 283 00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:08,562 Yeah, she won't shut up about him. 284 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,632 She said "tingling," like, 75 times. 285 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:15,500 Gets me tingling. And, you know, with Oscar there's tingling. 286 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:19,803 - She said those words in this house? - Yeah. 287 00:14:19,909 --> 00:14:21,638 Dad? 288 00:14:21,744 --> 00:14:23,644 Hello? 289 00:14:28,584 --> 00:14:31,747 Michael hadjust discovered that his father had escaped from the attic. 290 00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:33,754 Hello? 291 00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:36,381 This is gonna sound like a strange question, but have you seen Dad? 292 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,392 Of course not. And I'm not talking to you. 293 00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:40,928 You tried to scare away Oscar, which didn't work. 294 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:43,863 - He's back. - I just, uh- 295 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:47,265 I just wanted to have sex with you. That's-That's all I'm good for. 296 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,930 Did you hear that? He said he just wants to- 297 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,530 - Good-bye, Mom. - Have sex with me. 298 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:58,271 - You smell like a pinecone. - Yeah, that's the weed. 299 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,906 I went to my, uh, my- hole trailer... 300 00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:03,212 and l- I smoked some like a cigarette. 301 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,753 Should we take it into the bedroom? 302 00:15:07,023 --> 00:15:10,288 - Only if you really love me. - Of course I do. 303 00:15:13,029 --> 00:15:15,395 Ohh. 304 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,900 What's wrong with you? Where are you going? 305 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:22,027 I'm on mushrooms! 306 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,039 I'm on bad mushrooms! 307 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,769 And soon, the prosecutor's evidence became public. 308 00:15:27,877 --> 00:15:32,814 We've obtained photographs that officials call definite proof of W.M.D.'s in Iraq. 309 00:15:32,915 --> 00:15:35,213 What that means for your weekend at 10:00. 310 00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:38,947 It seems that due to the new information-sharing provisions... 311 00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:41,489 in the Patriot Act, the photos had made the rounds... 312 00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:44,617 through several branches of government... 313 00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,854 and ultimately to the U.S. Army itself. 314 00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:49,090 I just came back to tell you. I can't do that wall. 315 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,428 There's no time for that. We're shipping out without you. 316 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,593 - What? - Didn't you see? 317 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:58,402 - Pick it up. Pick it up. - Weapons of mass destruction? 318 00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:00,634 - Those bastards. - I did not say that. 319 00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:04,645 Are you gonna let that slide? Are you gonna allow your children... 320 00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,772 and your children's children... 321 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,850 and any children that I might have out there... 322 00:16:08,951 --> 00:16:11,681 to live in fear for the rest of their lives? 323 00:16:11,787 --> 00:16:14,620 Climb that wall, homo! 324 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,658 Climb it. 325 00:16:16,759 --> 00:16:19,626 Andjust as the men thought the day could get no more surprising... 326 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,629 it did. 327 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,631 Ohh! Ooh! 328 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,191 When you do this without getting punched, you'll have more fun. 329 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:30,704 - Oh, hey, George Michael. - Oh, hi. 330 00:16:30,806 --> 00:16:32,797 They found W.M.D.'s in Iraq, so we got a half-day. 331 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:35,877 Cool. So I got a "C" on my math test. 332 00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,208 Not anticipating a good reaction on that. 333 00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:41,806 Well, the "B" got you glasses. Maybe this time you'll get a neck brace. 334 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:45,216 Anyways, have you seen my mom? 335 00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:47,221 Seems possible. 336 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:49,621 - She's on her way to meet Steve Holt. - I thought you liked him. 337 00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,023 I do. I'm crazy about him. But he's obsessed with her. 338 00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,028 That's all he wants to talk about. 339 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,690 Lindsay felt bad. Perhaps she had hurt her daughter... 340 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,699 by putting herself first. 341 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:01,292 But she would have felt worse if she'd remained even a moment longer. 342 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:03,736 But it's only because he thinks she's got a penis. 343 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,000 Oh, I told him she was a tranny. 344 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,406 Meanwhile, Michael was still up in the attic. 345 00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:10,775 Dad, what's goin' on? Somebody could see you. 346 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,316 What's the difference, Mike? You're turning me in, aren't you? 347 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:17,250 They say you're involved in something real big, Dad. They've got photos. 348 00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,719 Not true. But go. Knock yourself out. Turn me in. 349 00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:23,053 I went and I saw for myself. 350 00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:25,059 She's in love with him. 351 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,761 Then why did you come back? Why didn't you just leave forever like you said? 352 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,766 And go where? 353 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:35,735 Make a deal for yourself, Mike. 354 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,829 I got no love in my life anymore. 355 00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,374 And Michael realized for the first time... 356 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:44,105 that his father was capable ofhaving his heart broken. 357 00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:46,340 Later that day, Michael had his meeting with the prosecutor. 358 00:17:46,449 --> 00:17:49,612 So, where the hell is he? Come on, Bluth. What's it gonna be? 359 00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:52,279 Your father or your freedom? 360 00:17:52,388 --> 00:17:54,788 And Michael had to do the right thing. 361 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,415 I don't know what happened to him. 362 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:02,921 Michael, when we started talking to you, we didn't have anything. 363 00:18:03,032 --> 00:18:05,762 But now... we got something. 364 00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:08,769 - And you're gonna do time for it. - Those are the pictures? 365 00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:11,271 They're all over the news. 366 00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,740 - Those are balls. - What? 367 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:17,210 Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself... 368 00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,213 while learning to use his camera phone. 369 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:22,478 See, uh, this close, they always look like landscape. 370 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:25,782 Nope, you're lookin' at balls. 371 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:28,448 Soon, forensic scientists confirmed this. 372 00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:30,582 And for the second time in two days... 373 00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:34,129 the information-sharing network put into place by the Patriot Act... 374 00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:36,130 was put to use. 375 00:18:36,232 --> 00:18:38,996 They're balls? 376 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,001 We're looking at balls. Let's turn it around. 377 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,003 Copy on balls. We're turning. 378 00:18:43,105 --> 00:18:45,573 And eventually, the news traveled back to the source. 379 00:18:45,674 --> 00:18:49,166 We got one wrong, and we do apologize. 380 00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,640 I'm on TV. 381 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:56,980 And Michael returned home a free man. 382 00:18:57,086 --> 00:19:00,317 You got the glasses. Now you'll do better on those math exams. 383 00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:03,859 I think I blew the eye exam too. Every time I take these off, I feel better. 384 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,985 Let me see 'em. 385 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:10,190 - I've seen this before. - For a while, George Michael... 386 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:12,563 had shared a room with his Uncle Tobias. 387 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:15,262 - Oh, th-there's a ladder. - I don't need it. 388 00:19:17,706 --> 00:19:20,174 Yeah, I don't think you need glasses, Son. 389 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:24,640 Well, if the cops are waiting, I'm ready to go. 390 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,715 I got nothin' since your mother deserted me. 391 00:19:26,816 --> 00:19:28,716 You know, you-you deserted her, Dad. 392 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:30,718 You know, you escaped, and then you faked your death. 393 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,118 I'm not so sure she sees you as that reliable. 394 00:19:33,222 --> 00:19:35,554 But, listen, for what it's worth... 395 00:19:35,658 --> 00:19:37,558 I did not turn you in. 396 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,396 - You didn't? - No. 397 00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:44,057 And I don't know whether it's just Tracy's maternity clothes... 398 00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,829 but it's very nice to see a softer side of you. 399 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,236 Although I'm sorry that you feel you have no love in your life. 400 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:53,740 Well, I don't- I don't feel that way anymore. 401 00:19:56,312 --> 00:19:58,212 Thanks. 402 00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:01,078 Been a long time since someone stood up for me. 403 00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:07,247 - Found her perfume, huh? - Just a little left in the bottle. 404 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,415 - Well, that was the end of it. - Yeah. 405 00:20:09,525 --> 00:20:11,425 - It's nice on you. - Thank you. 406 00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:14,325 On the next Arrested Development. 407 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,490 Oscar returns to find a now-distant Lucille. 408 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,694 I'm back. But just for now. 409 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,828 'Cause you get on my case- shoo- 410 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,668 - I am out of here. - Then go. Who needs you? 411 00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:27,708 Which was what attracted him to her... 412 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,836 - in the first place. - God, I missed you. 413 00:20:30,946 --> 00:20:34,279 - Lindsay reconciles with her daughter. - Hey, Mom. I got you somethin'. 414 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,476 That is so sweet. 415 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:39,019 You know what? I was hoping we could go to dinner tonight. 416 00:20:39,121 --> 00:20:41,589 Oh, I thought you were gonna go see Steve Holt at school. 417 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,590 No, I just wanted to check him out... 418 00:20:43,692 --> 00:20:46,456 and make sure he's good enough for my daughter. 419 00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:48,928 - Is it- - It's a "Sheh-ma-lee." 420 00:20:49,031 --> 00:20:50,999 It's gorgeous. 421 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,125 I'm wearing it to dinner. 422 00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:56,033 Tobias, traumatized by the public exposure... 423 00:20:56,138 --> 00:20:58,231 returns to an unfortunate quirk. 424 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,308 Thank God! My cutoffs. 425 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,980 There were cutoffs up here?