1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:22,687 [Man Narrating] Michael was using the Bluth Company crane... 6 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:27,021 to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay... 7 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,960 a holiday tradition among the local youth. 8 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:33,863 - Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael? 9 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:36,367 Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it. 10 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:38,937 - Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now. 11 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:43,237 I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit. 12 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,607 But I did finally get into Dad's pants... 13 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,806 although I had to have the crotch taken in a little. 14 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:51,611 You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning... 15 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,812 to alienate some of the employees down at work. 16 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:57,446 What? Oh, that's great. 17 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,993 The president has to worry about alienating the employees now. 18 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:04,621 [Narrator] In fact, Gob had started to alienate some ofhis colleagues. 19 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:09,464 The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! 20 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:12,436 - Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit... 21 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:15,406 is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. 22 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,811 Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit? 23 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,440 Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight... 24 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:26,951 when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad. 25 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:29,214 They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that... 26 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:32,257 he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, and neither do you. 27 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:35,418 Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad. 28 00:01:35,528 --> 00:01:39,464 You're the one who's all Mr. "I take myself too seriously all the time." 29 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:42,433 [Narrator] Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously. 30 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:45,834 Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel. 31 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,737 Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us. 32 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,903 I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation... 33 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,812 that George has been into the kitty- 34 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:59,111 - [Laughter] - "Into the kitty"! That's awesome. 35 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,882 [Whispering] Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here. 36 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,618 This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun... 37 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,990 with my son at a Christmas party. 38 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:11,893 - Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that. 39 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,795 I wanna meet someone there. 40 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,232 What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party? 41 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:19,965 Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to. 42 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,133 - Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that. 43 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,735 You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother. 44 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,508 - I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet. 45 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:34,849 Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01... 46 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,888 in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so- 47 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,481 No, no, you have to go. So when men find out... 48 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,924 we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat. 49 00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:46,089 People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy. 50 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,724 Well, obviously I'm not a big guy. 51 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,429 I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple. 52 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,701 I forgot about Carl. Is he still single? 53 00:02:54,807 --> 00:02:58,675 Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand. 54 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,178 No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party. 55 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:04,876 - We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party. 56 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:08,852 Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things. 57 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,186 Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel. 58 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:16,854 Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time... 59 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,022 which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance. 60 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,260 Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay. 61 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:25,132 - You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann. 62 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,536 It's good. Have fun. 63 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:31,167 The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams? 64 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,212 Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time. 65 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,248 He's spending every moment of the day with this girl. 66 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,216 - It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 67 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:43,756 Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart... 68 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:45,824 I did not make a stink. 69 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:50,555 You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died. 70 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:53,826 Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out. 71 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:56,731 - [Phone Ringing] - Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays. 72 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,566 - Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone. 73 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:02,140 I wanna hear her beautiful voice. 74 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,972 [Screams] Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in! 75 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,308 - Get over here! - I'm leaving now. 76 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,381 Sounds tense. 77 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:13,851 That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice. 78 00:04:16,222 --> 00:04:19,191 I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in. 79 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,625 But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. 80 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:25,254 First I blow him; then I poke him. 81 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:28,334 Guy has no idea what he's in for. 82 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:33,133 You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue... 83 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:37,175 so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom. 84 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,269 If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar? 85 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,781 Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage. 86 00:04:43,883 --> 00:04:47,444 [Narrator] Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk... 87 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:50,215 from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. 88 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,121 In the 12 years he's attempted this... 89 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,992 he's never made it past U.C. Irvine. 90 00:04:57,096 --> 00:05:00,554 He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him... 91 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,135 to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds. 92 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,399 You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him. 93 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:10,602 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely... 94 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,144 and you're acting out for attention. 95 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:16,306 That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me. 96 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:20,352 What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no. 97 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,752 Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone? 98 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:27,223 Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company. 99 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,990 - Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson? 100 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:35,932 I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what. 101 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:39,027 And Buster left this morning to finish his army training. 102 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:43,768 [Narrator] In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base... 103 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,777 so Buster was taking his very first bus ride. 104 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:49,279 - I can't change a hundred. - Oh. 105 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:54,619 Oh, God. Oh. 106 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:58,054 [Narrator] And that's when Buster saw something interesting. 107 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:02,420 That could be good for army. [Laughs] 108 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,088 [Imitates Whirring Crane] 109 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:09,396 [Narrator] Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand. 110 00:06:09,502 --> 00:06:11,367 [Michael] What are you doin' here? 111 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,872 My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later... 112 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:17,033 so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party. 113 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,771 - That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive... 114 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:23,076 - because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it. 115 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:26,879 - You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks. 116 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,046 I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad. 117 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:33,057 - Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what? 118 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:35,559 - Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really? 119 00:06:35,661 --> 00:06:38,289 Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together. 120 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:42,892 - And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann. 121 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,630 Great. Good deal. 122 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,409 [Bells Jingling] 123 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,779 [Narrator] Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help... 124 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,943 for the party that was now hours away. 125 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,748 ...king $6,300 suit! 126 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,187 - Come on! - Hi there. 127 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:10,160 - What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. 128 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,926 - Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers... 129 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,933 all over these $2,600 pants. 130 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,094 Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants? 131 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:23,267 Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should- 132 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:27,369 - Shh. - Should- should- should- 133 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,607 We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun. 134 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,809 Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today. 135 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:36,218 And please refrain from discussing or engaging... 136 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,223 in any sort of interoffice- [Bleeps] 137 00:07:39,325 --> 00:07:41,816 Or-[Bleeps] Or finger-[Bleeps] 138 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:44,954 Or- [Bleeps] fisting or- [Bleeps] 139 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:51,003 Or even- [Bleeps] even though so many people in this office are begging for it. 140 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:55,005 And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay... 141 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:59,476 I'll take off my pants, I'll shave-[Bleeps] 142 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,809 And I'll personally- [Long Bleep] 143 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,007 - Let's get this going. - What are you talking about? 144 00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:06,676 Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes? 145 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:10,187 I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing. 146 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:14,316 Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started. 147 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:19,228 - Here we go. Let's go. - [Stereo: Disco] 148 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,692 Everybody dance now. 149 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:28,069 [Over Microphone] Everybody dance now. 150 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:32,672 I think we're off to a great start. 151 00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:36,009 [Narrator] And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later... 152 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,140 his mother arrived anything but. 153 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:41,277 Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone. 154 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:44,413 [Narrator] In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day... 155 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,617 to cut down on the cost of the party. 156 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:51,186 - Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f- 157 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:54,698 - I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away. 158 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,735 [Narrator] In fact, Buster never went to the army. 159 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:02,740 - He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. - [Trilling] 160 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:06,869 - Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster. 161 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,539 - [Door Closes] - [Gasps] Buster! 162 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:14,313 Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward. 163 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,287 A coward? I'm not a coward. 164 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,951 - Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that? 165 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,655 These are my awards, Mother, from army. 166 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:26,994 The seal is for marksmanship... 167 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,398 and the gorilla is for sand racing. 168 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,631 - You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off. 169 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:38,073 Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. 170 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:41,408 You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son. 171 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,005 Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me. 172 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:48,746 How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child. 173 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,448 Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 174 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,526 I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me. 175 00:09:54,627 --> 00:10:00,065 Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me. 176 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,760 Thank God they've got my brands here. 177 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,802 [Narrator] This was an unacceptable solution. 178 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:10,774 Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 179 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,106 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call... 180 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,112 and it went through to Michael's home voice mail. 181 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,444 - The Blue Men! - [Phone Beeps] 182 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,951 [Voice On Phone] You have 101 unheard messages. First message. 183 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:24,022 - Michael, it's your mother- - [Beep] - Michael, pick up. 184 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,114 - [Beep] - Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother- 185 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,125 - Michael, pick up- - [Beep] 186 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:31,685 - [Michael On Phone] Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - [Groans] Bluth Company. 187 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,233 [Narrator] And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party. 188 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:40,795 Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting. 189 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:45,309 Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine. 190 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:49,973 He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me. 191 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:53,813 This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year. 192 00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:02,250 - [Chuckles] Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh. 193 00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:05,057 Go away. You're gonna ruin it. 194 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,730 Aunt Lindsay, how's the party? 195 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,325 It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life. 196 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,031 Yeah. Watch this. [Sucks Teeth] 197 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:18,008 Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day. 198 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,670 - How was your party? - Oh, it was good. 199 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:24,841 They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was- 200 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:27,441 Yeah, it was just kind of- 201 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:31,080 [Narrator] The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy." 202 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,956 - [Piano] - [Singing Hymn In German] 203 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:40,931 [Ann Singing Loudly, Out OfTune] 204 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,934 Let me give you a hand with that, little fella. 205 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,698 [Continuing In German] 206 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:53,204 Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing. 207 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,906 - Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay. 208 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,882 Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party. 209 00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:01,578 No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer. 210 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:05,453 But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon. 211 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,617 - [Amplified] Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there. 212 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:11,219 Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back. 213 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,788 - [Narrator] And Michael sang a duet with his niece. 214 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,926 [Out OfTune] 215 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,631 - [Maeby Singing Out Of Tune] - My daughter doesn't need me. 216 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,799 Neither does my dad. 217 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,207 [Narrator] Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered... 218 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:31,773 what Michael and Maeby did- that "Afternoon Delight"was more adult-themed... 219 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,079 than its innocent melody would have you believe. 220 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,420 - [Michael Trails Off] 221 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,586 - Hang on, Maeby. 222 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:47,462 [Embarrassed Chuckle] Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time. 223 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:51,969 Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way. 224 00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:55,097 So, let's toast me. Who's first? 225 00:12:55,207 --> 00:13:00,770 Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes? 226 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,111 Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back. 227 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,446 It's been a tough couple years. 228 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,282 - My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay. 229 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:12,949 Uh, you certainly do love those suits. 230 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:17,654 At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing. 231 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:21,164 You look like crap. I mean, at least this is- 232 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,565 [Grunts] Who did this? 233 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,137 - [All Snickering] - You do this, Tom? 234 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:29,799 - No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom? 235 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,843 Look, I don't know him very well... 236 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:36,005 but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss. 237 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,640 - [Laughter] - Please don't laugh. 238 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,312 - Look, he's a great magician. - [Hysterical Laughter] 239 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:45,857 - [Man] That's even better! - [Bleeps] you, Tom. 240 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,085 - Please don't. - You know what? You're fired. 241 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:52,426 No. You're all fired, each and every one of you. 242 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,897 Merry Christmas. 243 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,197 I didn't know the lyrics. Where's everybody goin'? 244 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,329 - We don't work here anymore. - What? 245 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,408 Is your sister still around? 246 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:10,814 [Narrator] The Christmas party had been a disaster. 247 00:14:10,916 --> 00:14:15,410 I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others? 248 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:20,925 - There are no others. You fired everyone. - Oh, that- that's great. 249 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:25,520 The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is gonna tell the guy in the $3,600 suit... 250 00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:28,065 how to run the business. 251 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,465 - Come on. - I know. Maybe we're better off... 252 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:35,131 with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy. 253 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,209 - It got us this far. - Mm-hmm. 254 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:41,405 And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me. 255 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:44,243 At you. We gotta figure out a way to hire everybody back. 256 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,250 - A meeting. - A party. 257 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,219 - No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun. 258 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,119 [Narrator] So Michael went to work on another Christmas party... 259 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,057 this time with the help ofhis niece. 260 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,754 [Michael] I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael. 261 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:01,663 Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye? 262 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:05,396 - Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael... 263 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,701 I was almost attacked last night in my own home. 264 00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,934 I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen. 265 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,137 - "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue. 266 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,579 Hello, Lucille. 267 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,344 [Horn Blares] 268 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:22,420 - I sent him to your house to keep you safe. - Well, he did a terrible job. 269 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:27,925 Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms. 270 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:31,155 Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. You're so tense. 271 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,458 How am I supposed to calm down? 272 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,763 Sounds tense. That means she's not gettin' any from my brother Oscar. 273 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,065 [Lucille] Maybe I should move in with you. 274 00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:43,005 [Narrator] And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar. 275 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,372 How would you like to go on a road trip? 276 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,344 No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go. 277 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,314 [Narrator] And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast. 278 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:55,217 You're in charge of the radio, and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar. 279 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,449 There he is. 280 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:04,052 My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her- 281 00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,621 um, maybe a little afternoon delight. 282 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:10,964 [Narrator] Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis... 283 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:15,404 named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior. 284 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,374 Well, sure. The question is... 285 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:22,470 which way do I try to get it in her? 286 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,049 I don't need any details. 287 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,516 - Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey! 288 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,918 - What happened to you? - What? 289 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:36,518 [Loudly] Oh, oh. My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours... 290 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,597 or I might die or something. 291 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:43,657 Oh, I got blown, so I can't sleep. 292 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,701 [Lindsay] Hey, have you seen Maeby? 293 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:50,934 You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast. 294 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,535 - You're kidding me. - [Tobias] Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. 295 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,739 - That's blood. - This is ridiculous. 296 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,579 - So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid. 297 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:05,351 I'm gonna lie down for a little bit, but just- I c- I can't fall- 298 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,929 Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today? 299 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,932 [Narrator] And Oscar was giving Lucille a little Afternoon Deelite. 300 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,470 - These are really delicious. - I'll get some more. 301 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,629 Okay 302 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:24,073 Mm-hmm 303 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,111 Where did she go? 304 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:31,273 [Narrator] Soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began. 305 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,409 - You are not fired, sir. - I really appreciate that. 306 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,886 You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother? 307 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,549 [Gob] Sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit. 308 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:43,424 - Come on! - Hi. 309 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,123 [Suit Squeaking] 310 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,764 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, don't be mad at me... 311 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,996 'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana... 312 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,005 to get the old banana suit out of storage. 313 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:58,565 But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again. 314 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,611 With me. 315 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:04,580 And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey. 316 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,481 [Continues Shouting, Indistinct] 317 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:11,545 - Okay. - [Laughter Continues] 318 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,849 [Narrator] Later, Gob was inside the banana stand... 319 00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:20,159 and it was getting pretty hot in there, so he decided to lose a layer. 320 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:24,634 Hey, look. There's your mom and George Michael. I guess they did come to support us after all. 321 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,364 Look at that. They're all over each other with their little secrets. 322 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,465 - What can you do, right? - Yeah. 323 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,602 How would you feel about singing a little karaoke? 324 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:37,341 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song... 325 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,815 and was about to have a similar revelation. 326 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:41,852 Could not be caught that didn't bite 327 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,117 But you got some bait a-waitin', and I think I might 328 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,715 - Try nibbling a little afternoon delight - That's my wife and nephew. 329 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:51,956 - Skyrockets in flight - We have an open relationship. 330 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:57,001 [Narrator]Just then, Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana. 331 00:18:57,102 --> 00:19:01,163 And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight"was overshadowed- 332 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,367 - Mom? - by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's Afternoon Deelite. 333 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,968 - Tobias-Tobias, watch out. - [Narrator] Tobias couldn't hear- 334 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,742 - Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time. 335 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,874 - What the hell was that? - [Thudding] 336 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:17,251 [Narrator] And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop... 337 00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:19,324 but the car hit Gob's banana peel. 338 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:24,862 - [Goofy Laughter] - [Wood Crashing] 339 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,090 I can't get out of here. I'm stuck. 340 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,497 Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody. 341 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:33,935 Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana. 342 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,998 [Narrator] And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero. 343 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,203 - Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck! 344 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:43,213 - [Engine Revving] - I got you, Brother! 345 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,676 [Giddy Laughter] 346 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,915 [Onlookers Laughing] 347 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,994 [Narrator] And for the second time since he became president... 348 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:58,858 Gob heard the sweet sound oflaughter. 349 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:04,698 They're laughing with me, Michael. They're laughing with me! 350 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:08,136 [Narrator] Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills... 351 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,233 did not involve lowering gently. 352 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,438 - [Onlookers] Ooh. Oh. - [Splash] 353 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:22,549 Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital? 354 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,248 [Narrator] And so father and son reunited... 355 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,292 rebuilding the banana stand for a second time. 356 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:31,453 - Hey. Can I give you a hand? - Hey. Yeah. 357 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:35,397 - That would be great. - Okay. 358 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,869 - Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh- 359 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,304 I've been a little out of line lately. You're entitled... 360 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,841 to be with your girlfriend, and I guess I got a little bit jealous. 361 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,912 - Yeah. Well, me too. - Yeah. 362 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,709 Okay. 363 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:56,415 [Michael Whistling "Afternoon Delight"] 364 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,820 - Gonna grab some afternoon- - Afternoon 365 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,485 - It does not seem like it would be that dirty. - It's- It is catchy. 366 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,925 Right. That's the thing. 367 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:06,964 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 368 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:10,193 - The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias... - [Phone Ringing] 369 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:14,136 With a life-changing opportunity. 370 00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:18,266 Unfortunately, he can't hear it, and his life stays the same.