1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:03,501 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:05,594 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,696 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,941 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,785 Michael was using the Bluth Company crane... 6 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:25,119 to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay... 7 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:28,058 a holiday tradition among the local youth. 8 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:31,961 - Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael? 9 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,465 Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it. 10 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,035 - Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now. 11 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:41,335 I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit. 12 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:43,705 But I did finally get into Dad's pants... 13 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,904 although I had to have the crotch taken in a little. 14 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:49,709 You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning... 15 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,910 to alienate some of the employees down at work. 16 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:55,544 What? Oh, that's great. 17 00:00:55,655 --> 00:00:59,091 The president has to worry about alienating the employees now. 18 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:02,719 In fact, Gob had started to alienate some ofhis colleagues. 19 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:07,562 The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on! 20 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:10,534 - Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit... 21 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,504 is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. 22 00:01:15,475 --> 00:01:17,909 Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit? 23 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,538 Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight... 24 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:25,049 when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad. 25 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,312 They used to roast Dad 'cause they thought that... 26 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,355 he had a sense of humor about himself, but he didn't, and neither do you. 27 00:01:30,456 --> 00:01:33,516 Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad. 28 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:37,562 You're the one who's all Mr. "I take myself too seriously all the time." 29 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,531 Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously. 30 00:01:40,633 --> 00:01:43,932 Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel. 31 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,835 Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us. 32 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:51,001 I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation... 33 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:54,910 that George has been into the kitty- 34 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:57,209 "Into the kitty"! That's awesome. 35 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,980 Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here. 36 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,716 This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun... 37 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,088 with my son at a Christmas party. 38 00:02:07,193 --> 00:02:09,991 - Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that. 39 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:11,893 I wanna meet someone there. 40 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:14,330 What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party? 41 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:18,063 Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to. 42 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:21,231 - Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that. 43 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:24,833 You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother. 44 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:27,606 - I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet. 45 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:32,947 Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01... 46 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,986 in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so- 47 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,579 No, no, you have to go. So when men find out... 48 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,022 we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat. 49 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:44,187 People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy. 50 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,822 Well, obviously I'm not a big guy. 51 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,527 I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple. 52 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:52,799 I forgot about Carl. Is he still single? 53 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:56,773 Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand. 54 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:59,276 No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party. 55 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:02,974 - We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party. 56 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:06,950 Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things. 57 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:10,284 Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel. 58 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:14,952 Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time... 59 00:03:15,061 --> 00:03:17,120 which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance. 60 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:20,358 Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay. 61 00:03:20,466 --> 00:03:23,230 - You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann. 62 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:25,634 It's good. Have fun. 63 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:29,265 The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams? 64 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,310 Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time. 65 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,346 He's spending every moment of the day with this girl. 66 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:37,314 - It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 67 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:41,854 Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart... 68 00:03:41,954 --> 00:03:43,922 I did not make a stink. 69 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:48,653 You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died. 70 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,924 Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out. 71 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,829 Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays. 72 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,664 - Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone. 73 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,238 I wanna hear her beautiful voice. 74 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,070 Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in! 75 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,406 - Get over here! - I'm leaving now. 76 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,479 Sounds tense. 77 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,949 That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice. 78 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:17,289 I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in. 79 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,723 But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back. 80 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,352 First I blow him; then I poke him. 81 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:26,432 Guy has no idea what he's in for. 82 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:31,231 You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue... 83 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:35,273 so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom. 84 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,367 If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar? 85 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,879 Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage. 86 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,542 Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk... 87 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:48,313 from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California. 88 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:51,219 In the 12 years he's attempted this... 89 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:55,090 he's never made it past U.C. Irvine. 90 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:58,652 He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him... 91 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,233 to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds. 92 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,497 You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him. 93 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:08,700 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely... 94 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:11,242 and you're acting out for attention. 95 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:14,404 That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me. 96 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:18,450 What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no. 97 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:21,850 Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone? 98 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:25,321 Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company. 99 00:05:25,425 --> 00:05:29,088 - Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson? 100 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:34,030 I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what. 101 00:05:34,133 --> 00:05:37,125 And Buster left this morning to finish his army training. 102 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:41,866 In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base... 103 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:44,875 so Buster was taking his very first bus ride. 104 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:47,377 - I can't change a hundred. - Oh. 105 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,717 Oh, God. Oh. 106 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:56,152 And that's when Buster saw something interesting. 107 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,518 That could be good for army. 108 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:07,494 Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand. 109 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,465 What are you doin' here? 110 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:12,970 My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later... 111 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,131 so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party. 112 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,869 - That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive... 113 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:21,174 - because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it. 114 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,977 - You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks. 115 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,144 I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad. 116 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:31,155 - Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what? 117 00:06:31,257 --> 00:06:33,657 - Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really? 118 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:36,387 Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together. 119 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:40,990 - And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann. 120 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,728 Great. Good deal. 121 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:54,285 Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help... 122 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:56,647 for the party that was now hours away. 123 00:06:56,756 --> 00:06:59,452 ...king $6,300 suit! 124 00:06:59,559 --> 00:07:01,891 - Come on! - Hi there. 125 00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:06,864 - What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. 126 00:07:06,967 --> 00:07:10,630 - Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers... 127 00:07:10,737 --> 00:07:12,637 all over these $2,600 pants. 128 00:07:12,739 --> 00:07:14,798 Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants? 129 00:07:14,908 --> 00:07:19,971 Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should- 130 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:24,073 - Shh. - Should- should- should- 131 00:07:24,184 --> 00:07:26,311 We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun. 132 00:07:26,419 --> 00:07:29,513 Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today. 133 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:32,922 And please refrain from discussing or engaging... 134 00:07:33,026 --> 00:07:35,927 in any sort of interoffice- 135 00:07:36,029 --> 00:07:38,520 Or- Or finger- 136 00:07:38,632 --> 00:07:41,658 Or- fisting or- 137 00:07:41,768 --> 00:07:47,707 Or even- even though so many people in this office are begging for it. 138 00:07:47,807 --> 00:07:51,709 And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay... 139 00:07:51,811 --> 00:07:56,180 I'll take off my pants, I'll shave- 140 00:07:56,283 --> 00:07:58,513 And I'll personally- 141 00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:00,711 - Let's get this going. - What are you talking about? 142 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:03,380 Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes? 143 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:06,891 I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing. 144 00:08:06,993 --> 00:08:11,020 Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started. 145 00:08:11,131 --> 00:08:15,932 Here we go. Let's go. 146 00:08:17,904 --> 00:08:21,396 Everybody dance now. 147 00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:24,773 Everybody dance now. 148 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,376 I think we're off to a great start. 149 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:32,713 And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later... 150 00:08:32,819 --> 00:08:34,844 his mother arrived anything but. 151 00:08:34,955 --> 00:08:37,981 Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone. 152 00:08:38,091 --> 00:08:41,117 In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day... 153 00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:43,321 to cut down on the cost of the party. 154 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:47,890 - Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f- 155 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:51,402 - I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away. 156 00:08:51,504 --> 00:08:54,439 In fact, Buster never went to the army. 157 00:08:54,541 --> 00:08:59,444 He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day. 158 00:08:59,546 --> 00:09:03,573 - Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster. 159 00:09:03,683 --> 00:09:06,243 Buster! 160 00:09:06,353 --> 00:09:11,017 Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward. 161 00:09:11,124 --> 00:09:13,991 A coward? I'm not a coward. 162 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:17,655 - Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that? 163 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:21,359 These are my awards, Mother, from army. 164 00:09:21,468 --> 00:09:23,698 The seal is for marksmanship... 165 00:09:23,803 --> 00:09:27,102 and the gorilla is for sand racing. 166 00:09:27,207 --> 00:09:30,335 - You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off. 167 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:34,777 Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad. 168 00:09:34,881 --> 00:09:38,112 You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son. 169 00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:40,709 Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me. 170 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:45,450 How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child. 171 00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:48,152 Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful. 172 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:51,230 I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me. 173 00:09:51,331 --> 00:09:56,769 Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me. 174 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:59,464 Thank God they've got my brands here. 175 00:09:59,572 --> 00:10:01,506 This was an unacceptable solution. 176 00:10:01,608 --> 00:10:07,478 Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight. 177 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,810 Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call... 178 00:10:09,916 --> 00:10:11,816 and it went through to Michael's home voice mail. 179 00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:14,148 The Blue Men! 180 00:10:14,254 --> 00:10:17,655 You have 101 unheard messages. First message. 181 00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:20,726 - Michael, it's your mother- - Michael, pick up. 182 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:22,818 Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother- 183 00:10:22,929 --> 00:10:24,829 Michael, pick up- 184 00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:28,389 - Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - Bluth Company. 185 00:10:30,537 --> 00:10:32,937 And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party. 186 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:37,499 Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting. 187 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:42,013 Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine. 188 00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:46,677 He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me. 189 00:10:46,786 --> 00:10:50,517 This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year. 190 00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:58,954 Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh. 191 00:10:59,065 --> 00:11:01,761 Go away. You're gonna ruin it. 192 00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:05,434 Aunt Lindsay, how's the party? 193 00:11:05,538 --> 00:11:08,029 It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life. 194 00:11:08,141 --> 00:11:10,735 Yeah. Watch this. 195 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,712 Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day. 196 00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:17,374 - How was your party? - Oh, it was good. 197 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:21,545 They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was- 198 00:11:21,654 --> 00:11:24,145 Yeah, it was just kind of- 199 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,784 The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy." 200 00:11:37,737 --> 00:11:40,638 Let me give you a hand with that, little fella. 201 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:49,908 Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing. 202 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:52,610 - Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay. 203 00:11:52,719 --> 00:11:55,586 Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party. 204 00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:58,282 No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer. 205 00:11:58,391 --> 00:12:02,157 But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon. 206 00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:04,321 - Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there. 207 00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:07,923 Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back. 208 00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:11,492 And Michael sang a duet with his niece. 209 00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:17,335 My daughter doesn't need me. 210 00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,503 Neither does my dad. 211 00:12:19,612 --> 00:12:22,911 Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered... 212 00:12:23,016 --> 00:12:28,477 what Michael and Maeby did- that "Afternoon Delight"was more adult-themed... 213 00:12:28,588 --> 00:12:30,783 than its innocent melody would have you believe. 214 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:40,290 - Hang on, Maeby. 215 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,166 Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time. 216 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:48,673 Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way. 217 00:12:48,775 --> 00:12:51,801 So, let's toast me. Who's first? 218 00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:57,474 Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes? 219 00:12:57,584 --> 00:13:00,815 Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back. 220 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:03,150 It's been a tough couple years. 221 00:13:03,256 --> 00:13:05,986 - My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay. 222 00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:09,653 Uh, you certainly do love those suits. 223 00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:14,358 At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing. 224 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:17,868 You look like crap. I mean, at least this is- 225 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,269 Who did this? 226 00:13:20,373 --> 00:13:22,841 You do this, Tom? 227 00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:26,503 - No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom? 228 00:13:26,613 --> 00:13:28,547 Look, I don't know him very well... 229 00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:32,709 but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss. 230 00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:35,344 Please don't laugh. 231 00:13:35,455 --> 00:13:39,016 Look, he's a great magician. 232 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,561 - That's even better! - you, Tom. 233 00:13:42,662 --> 00:13:44,789 - Please don't. - You know what? You're fired. 234 00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:49,130 No. You're all fired, each and every one of you. 235 00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:51,601 Merry Christmas. 236 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:54,901 I didn't know the lyrics. Where's everybody goin'? 237 00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,033 - We don't work here anymore. - What? 238 00:13:57,143 --> 00:14:00,112 Is your sister still around? 239 00:14:03,631 --> 00:14:06,498 The Christmas party had been a disaster. 240 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:11,094 I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others? 241 00:14:11,205 --> 00:14:16,609 - There are no others. You fired everyone. - Oh, that- that's great. 242 00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:21,204 The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is gonna tell the guy in the $3,600 suit... 243 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:23,749 how to run the business. 244 00:14:23,851 --> 00:14:26,149 - Come on. - I know. Maybe we're better off... 245 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:30,815 with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy. 246 00:14:30,925 --> 00:14:32,893 - It got us this far. - Mm-hmm. 247 00:14:32,993 --> 00:14:37,089 And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me. 248 00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:39,927 At you. We gotta figure out a way to hire everybody back. 249 00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,934 - A meeting. - A party. 250 00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:44,903 - No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun. 251 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:47,803 So Michael went to work on another Christmas party... 252 00:14:47,908 --> 00:14:50,741 this time with the help ofhis niece. 253 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:53,438 I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael. 254 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:57,347 Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye? 255 00:14:57,451 --> 00:15:01,080 - Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael... 256 00:15:01,188 --> 00:15:04,385 I was almost attacked last night in my own home. 257 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:06,618 I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen. 258 00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:09,821 - "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue. 259 00:15:11,398 --> 00:15:13,263 Hello, Lucille. 260 00:15:15,135 --> 00:15:18,104 - I sent him to your house to keep you safe. - Well, he did a terrible job. 261 00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:23,609 Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms. 262 00:15:23,711 --> 00:15:26,839 Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. You're so tense. 263 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,142 How am I supposed to calm down? 264 00:15:29,249 --> 00:15:33,447 Sounds tense. That means she's not gettin' any from my brother Oscar. 265 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,749 Maybe I should move in with you. 266 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:38,689 And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar. 267 00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,056 How would you like to go on a road trip? 268 00:15:41,161 --> 00:15:44,028 No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go. 269 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:46,998 And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast. 270 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:50,901 You're in charge of the radio, and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar. 271 00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:54,133 There he is. 272 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:59,736 My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her- 273 00:15:59,847 --> 00:16:03,305 um, maybe a little afternoon delight. 274 00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,648 Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis... 275 00:16:06,754 --> 00:16:11,088 named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior. 276 00:16:11,191 --> 00:16:14,058 Well, sure. The question is... 277 00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:18,154 which way do I try to get it in her? 278 00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,733 I don't need any details. 279 00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:23,200 - Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey! 280 00:16:23,303 --> 00:16:26,602 - What happened to you? - What? 281 00:16:26,707 --> 00:16:32,202 Oh, oh. My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours... 282 00:16:32,312 --> 00:16:35,281 or I might die or something. 283 00:16:35,382 --> 00:16:39,341 Oh, I got blown, so I can't sleep. 284 00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:43,385 Hey, have you seen Maeby? 285 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:46,618 You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast. 286 00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:50,219 - You're kidding me. - Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that. 287 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:52,423 - That's blood. - This is ridiculous. 288 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,263 - So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid. 289 00:16:55,369 --> 00:17:01,035 I'm gonna lie down for a little bit, but just- I c- I can't fall- 290 00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:06,613 Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today? 291 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:10,616 And Oscar was giving Lucille a little Afternoon Deelite. 292 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:14,154 - These are really delicious. - I'll get some more. 293 00:17:14,254 --> 00:17:16,313 Okay 294 00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:19,757 Mm-hmm 295 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:22,795 Where did she go? 296 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:26,957 Soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began. 297 00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:30,093 - You are not fired, sir. - I really appreciate that. 298 00:17:30,204 --> 00:17:32,570 You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother? 299 00:17:32,673 --> 00:17:35,233 Sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit. 300 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:39,108 - Come on! - Hi. 301 00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:46,448 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, don't be mad at me... 302 00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,680 'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana... 303 00:17:48,789 --> 00:17:50,689 to get the old banana suit out of storage. 304 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:54,249 But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again. 305 00:17:54,361 --> 00:17:56,295 With me. 306 00:17:56,396 --> 00:18:00,264 And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey. 307 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:07,229 Okay. 308 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,533 Later, Gob was inside the banana stand... 309 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:15,843 and it was getting pretty hot in there, so he decided to lose a layer. 310 00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:20,318 Hey, look. There's your mom and George Michael. I guess they did come to support us after all. 311 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,048 Look at that. They're all over each other with their little secrets. 312 00:18:23,157 --> 00:18:26,149 - What can you do, right? - Yeah. 313 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:29,286 How would you feel about singing a little karaoke? 314 00:18:29,396 --> 00:18:33,025 Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song... 315 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,499 and was about to have a similar revelation. 316 00:18:35,602 --> 00:18:37,536 Could not be caught that didn't bite 317 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,801 But you got some bait a-waitin', and I think I might 318 00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:43,399 - Try nibbling a little afternoon delight - That's my wife and nephew. 319 00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:47,640 - Skyrockets in flight - We have an open relationship. 320 00:18:47,748 --> 00:18:52,685 Just then, Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana. 321 00:18:52,786 --> 00:18:56,847 And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight"was overshadowed- 322 00:18:56,957 --> 00:19:00,051 - Mom? - by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's Afternoon Deelite. 323 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:03,652 - Tobias-Tobias, watch out. - Tobias couldn't hear- 324 00:19:03,764 --> 00:19:06,426 - Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time. 325 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,558 What the hell was that? 326 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:12,935 And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop... 327 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,008 but the car hit Gob's banana peel. 328 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:22,774 I can't get out of here. I'm stuck. 329 00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:25,181 Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody. 330 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:29,619 Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana. 331 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:33,682 And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero. 332 00:19:33,794 --> 00:19:35,887 - Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck! 333 00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,897 I got you, Brother! 334 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,678 And for the second time since he became president... 335 00:19:51,778 --> 00:19:54,542 Gob heard the sweet sound oflaughter. 336 00:19:54,648 --> 00:20:00,382 They're laughing with me, Michael. They're laughing with me! 337 00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:03,820 Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills... 338 00:20:03,924 --> 00:20:07,917 did not involve lowering gently. 339 00:20:08,028 --> 00:20:11,122 Ooh. Oh. 340 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:18,233 Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital? 341 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:20,932 And so father and son reunited... 342 00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,976 rebuilding the banana stand for a second time. 343 00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:27,137 - Hey. Can I give you a hand? - Hey. Yeah. 344 00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:31,081 - That would be great. - Okay. 345 00:20:31,184 --> 00:20:35,553 - Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh- 346 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:37,988 I've been a little out of line lately. You're entitled... 347 00:20:38,091 --> 00:20:40,525 to be with your girlfriend, and I guess I got a little bit jealous. 348 00:20:40,627 --> 00:20:43,596 - Yeah. Well, me too. - Yeah. 349 00:20:43,697 --> 00:20:46,393 Okay. 350 00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:55,504 - Gonna grab some afternoon- - Afternoon 351 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,169 - It does not seem like it would be that dirty. - It's- It is catchy. 352 00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:59,609 Right. That's the thing. 353 00:20:59,713 --> 00:21:02,648 On the next Arrested Development. 354 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,877 The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias... 355 00:21:05,986 --> 00:21:09,820 With a life-changing opportunity. 356 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:13,950 Unfortunately, he can't hear it, and his life stays the same.