1 00:00:00,153 --> 00:00:03,554 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,657 --> 00:00:05,648 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:07,750 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:14,927 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,204 --> 00:00:20,765 Michael Bluth arrived home to find his mother, Lucille... 6 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:24,213 - in a state of agitation. - I think the company's in trouble. 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,686 What tipped you? The falling profits... 8 00:00:26,789 --> 00:00:29,849 or that we're a regular feature on Bill O'Reilly's "Most Ridiculous Item of the Day"? 9 00:00:29,959 --> 00:00:34,521 I'm talking about the fact that my "friend" Lucille Austero bought our company... 10 00:00:34,630 --> 00:00:37,929 and I think she's going for a power grab, that bitch! 11 00:00:38,033 --> 00:00:40,467 You're not at home, Mom. She doesn't live next door when you're here. 12 00:00:40,569 --> 00:00:43,868 Secondly, she's already grabbed power. She's the majority shareholder of the company. 13 00:00:43,973 --> 00:00:47,374 Your brother Gob. 14 00:00:47,476 --> 00:00:50,775 In fact, Lucille 2 was already with Gob- - You look really nice. 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,713 - but she was growing tired ofhis neediness. - Where are you going? 16 00:00:53,816 --> 00:00:55,716 I'm going to my spin class. 17 00:00:55,818 --> 00:00:57,718 Thought you had vertigo. 18 00:00:57,820 --> 00:01:00,914 She'll sell the company or break it up into little parts or something... 19 00:01:01,023 --> 00:01:04,288 all under the guise of "caring" about our family. 20 00:01:04,393 --> 00:01:08,386 Gotta stop quoting when you drink. I certainly hope she's not planning a move. 21 00:01:08,497 --> 00:01:12,763 I wouldn't put it past her. She'd love to get at me any way she could. 22 00:01:12,868 --> 00:01:14,768 That's why she's been flirting with Gob. 23 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:18,465 She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am... 24 00:01:18,574 --> 00:01:22,066 but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob. 25 00:01:22,178 --> 00:01:25,409 Think that makes the joke on Gob. 26 00:01:25,514 --> 00:01:27,448 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, buddy. 27 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,450 Was that Gangy who was just- 28 00:01:29,552 --> 00:01:33,352 You all right? Sorry. Your grandmother had a little accident here. 29 00:01:33,456 --> 00:01:36,186 Oh. Does that mean she's gonna have to come live with us? 30 00:01:36,292 --> 00:01:40,160 No, no. No. It was- It was her drink, and even if it wasn't, just- 31 00:01:40,262 --> 00:01:43,231 Do you remember when I bid on Sally Sitwell at the bachelorette auction? 32 00:01:43,332 --> 00:01:46,961 They sent me this basket with all this stuff for our date, you know. It's a whole package. 33 00:01:47,069 --> 00:01:50,038 I thought that maybe we could do it together, like a Valentine's present. 34 00:01:50,139 --> 00:01:52,369 - You're not gonna take Sally? - Sally, no. No. 35 00:01:52,475 --> 00:01:54,875 L-I wanted it for us. I never wanted to be with Sally. 36 00:01:54,977 --> 00:01:57,946 Actually, Michael had gone over to Sitwell Enterprises- 37 00:01:58,047 --> 00:02:02,211 - Michael Bluth to see Sally. - one day earlier to set up a date with Sally. 38 00:02:02,318 --> 00:02:06,652 I'm afraid she's not here. If you'd like me to take the package, I can give it to her. 39 00:02:08,457 --> 00:02:11,984 No, no. This is, uh- This is not for her. It's for my son. 40 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:14,460 Just don't tell her I came by. 41 00:02:14,563 --> 00:02:16,827 In fact, Sally wasn't there... 42 00:02:16,932 --> 00:02:19,230 and the person Michael saw was her father. 43 00:02:19,335 --> 00:02:22,896 - You kidding? This makes me look like my daughter. - No one's going to think that. 44 00:02:23,005 --> 00:02:25,940 I look like Edgar Winter. Forget it. I gotta get to spin class. 45 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:29,374 So what do you say? We got a basketful of father-son fun here. 46 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:33,141 - What's Kama Sutra oil? - Maybe it's not for us. 47 00:02:33,249 --> 00:02:36,480 Ah, Valentine's Day, which- 48 00:02:36,585 --> 00:02:38,553 Oh! Was your mother here? 49 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:41,350 Here. You all right? I'll help you up. 50 00:02:41,457 --> 00:02:44,551 Oh, that is quite a basket you've got there, Michael. 51 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,753 That Sally Sitwell is one lucky lady. 52 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:50,593 Well, I'm- I'm not so sure that she's actually... right for me, anyway. 53 00:02:50,699 --> 00:02:54,499 But you got one of these too, didn't you? Y-You bought Lindsay at the same auction. 54 00:02:54,603 --> 00:02:58,095 Well, yes, but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad... 55 00:02:58,207 --> 00:03:00,334 on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. 56 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:03,502 So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. 57 00:03:03,612 --> 00:03:06,513 It's just-There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. 58 00:03:06,615 --> 00:03:10,278 Tobias wanted to make sure that everything was perfect for Lindsay... 59 00:03:10,386 --> 00:03:13,514 so he went to check it out first. 60 00:03:13,622 --> 00:03:16,022 Oh. Body chocolate. 61 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:22,394 - It's a wonderful package. I'll take it. - You just did. 62 00:03:22,498 --> 00:03:25,228 Why don't you take this? I don't have anyone to go with anyway. 63 00:03:25,334 --> 00:03:27,802 Can you imagine how jealous that would make her? 64 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,837 "Where's Tobias?" 65 00:03:29,939 --> 00:03:33,500 "Oh, he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth... 66 00:03:33,609 --> 00:03:35,770 and they're dipping each other in"- 67 00:03:35,878 --> 00:03:39,780 - Oh, you didn't get any body chocolate. - L-I didn't mean with me. 68 00:03:39,882 --> 00:03:43,716 L-I hate to see you struggle like this. In fact, why don't you let me ask her for you? 69 00:03:43,819 --> 00:03:47,380 Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren't you? 70 00:03:47,489 --> 00:03:51,448 I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks anytime. 71 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,326 Okay. You know what you do? Buy yourself a tape recorder. Record yourself for a whole day. 72 00:03:55,431 --> 00:03:58,161 I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing. 73 00:03:58,267 --> 00:04:01,168 Butterscotch! Want a lick? 74 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:04,706 And later, Lindsay stopped by the office at Michael's request. 75 00:04:04,807 --> 00:04:09,335 Great. Thank you. Listen. I want you to take... my romance package at the Four Seas Hotel. 76 00:04:09,445 --> 00:04:12,005 - Oh, yea! - That's great. Tobias is gonna be thrilled. 77 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:15,743 - Oh. I have to go with Tobias? - Lindsay, your husband really wants this to work. 78 00:04:15,851 --> 00:04:19,309 - Come on. Let me play Cupid this year. - I thought he went already. 79 00:04:19,421 --> 00:04:23,858 - I'm giving you mine. - Because you're afraid to ask Sally Sitwell to go with you. 80 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:27,417 That's not true at all. - Mmm? Chaw-chee-chaw, chee-chaw. 81 00:04:27,529 --> 00:04:29,793 - What is that? Is that a chicken? - What's this? 82 00:04:29,898 --> 00:04:32,332 - Oh. Michael's scared to ask out Sally. - No, I'm not. 83 00:04:32,434 --> 00:04:36,165 - Chaw-chee-chaw- - This is priceless. 84 00:04:36,271 --> 00:04:39,763 You too. This is great. Come on. These aren't even birds. 85 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:42,435 I am not-That's enough. There are people working. 86 00:04:42,544 --> 00:04:45,206 Listen, I think that Lucille 2 is up to something. 87 00:04:45,314 --> 00:04:49,045 Mom said the same thing. I thought she was ticked off'cause you're seeing her. 88 00:04:49,151 --> 00:04:51,676 What? You're seeing Lucille 2? Does Buster know? 89 00:04:51,787 --> 00:04:55,518 No. And I'm not. Just don't tell people- 90 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:59,390 I'm playing the part of the gigolo so that she'll keep the company afloat. 91 00:04:59,495 --> 00:05:03,124 But something weird happened yesterday when I was trying to find a way out of there. 92 00:05:07,269 --> 00:05:09,169 Hello? 93 00:05:09,271 --> 00:05:13,173 In fact, it was Stan Sitwell calling her... 94 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:16,142 as he'd become quite taken with Lucille 2 himself. 95 00:05:16,245 --> 00:05:18,975 It all makes sense. Why else would Sally Sitwell be avoiding me? 96 00:05:19,081 --> 00:05:22,983 - She thinks you're a loser. - And why would Lucille 2 be so distant toward me? 97 00:05:23,085 --> 00:05:25,747 - 'Cause she knows you're a loser. - I think it's pretty clear. 98 00:05:25,854 --> 00:05:28,254 Lucille 2 and Sitwell are working on a business deal. 99 00:05:28,357 --> 00:05:31,292 Lindsay, I'd like for you to go over to Sitwell and see what you can find out. 100 00:05:31,393 --> 00:05:33,520 - I can't go there again. - Why do I have to do that? 101 00:05:33,629 --> 00:05:36,223 Because you've been helping yourself to the company money for some time. 102 00:05:36,331 --> 00:05:38,822 It's not like you do anything for the family anyway. 103 00:05:38,934 --> 00:05:40,868 Gob doesn't do anything for the family. 104 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:43,403 Hey, I'm- Lucille 2. 105 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:45,598 Oh. I could do something like that. 106 00:05:45,708 --> 00:05:49,109 This is what Dad was really good at- getting us out of tight spots. 107 00:05:49,211 --> 00:05:53,545 In fact, at that very moment, George Sr. was in a tight spot... 108 00:05:53,649 --> 00:05:56,277 as he'd gotten himself wedged under the furnace... 109 00:05:56,385 --> 00:05:59,980 while chasing after a sour ball that had rolled out ofhis pocket. 110 00:06:03,992 --> 00:06:05,960 Eventually, Michael rescued him. 111 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,188 I'm starting to worry she's gonna sell us out. 112 00:06:08,297 --> 00:06:11,630 I think the answer to this problem is money. 113 00:06:11,734 --> 00:06:15,966 Now, this may just be me having my head against a hundred-degree furnace for an hour... 114 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,596 but maybe we should bring in Jack Dorso. 115 00:06:18,707 --> 00:06:23,269 - UncleJack? - Well, no. He's not my uncle. He's, uh, my dad's friend. 116 00:06:23,378 --> 00:06:25,642 But, uh, this guy has got a fortune. 117 00:06:25,748 --> 00:06:28,740 Jack Dorso first achieved success in the '40s... 118 00:06:28,851 --> 00:06:32,753 as a costar of the radio and then film serial, - Nazi Hunters. 119 00:06:33,856 --> 00:06:35,756 There are two Nazis up there in that dance hall. 120 00:06:35,858 --> 00:06:37,792 Shoot me. 121 00:06:37,893 --> 00:06:40,418 Happy Valentine's Day, Nazis. 122 00:06:40,529 --> 00:06:43,123 When the actor who played Red McGibbon... 123 00:06:43,232 --> 00:06:46,030 was jailed for his Communist sympathies... 124 00:06:46,135 --> 00:06:49,935 Jack Dorso made one attempt at a solo Bullet feature. 125 00:06:50,038 --> 00:06:54,270 But the audience was not ready to accept Bullet as a romantic lead... 126 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:57,243 despite his powerful upper body. 127 00:06:57,346 --> 00:06:59,246 So he started a chain of gymnasiums... 128 00:06:59,348 --> 00:07:03,079 having stolen the idea from Red during a prison visit. 129 00:07:03,185 --> 00:07:05,710 - And as the years passed- - Hey, Jack! 130 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:10,281 He became well-known for his annual birthday feats of strength. 131 00:07:10,392 --> 00:07:13,418 Five pounds for each year of my life. 132 00:07:13,529 --> 00:07:16,589 Sadly, he lost the use ofhis legs on his 70th birthday- 133 00:07:16,698 --> 00:07:21,101 - Release! - at the newly-remodeled Jack Dorso's in Albany, New York. 134 00:07:21,203 --> 00:07:23,967 Too much! 135 00:07:25,841 --> 00:07:28,469 If he's got so much money, how come we never called him before? 136 00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:31,239 But I have. I mean, there wouldn't be a Bluth Company without him. 137 00:07:31,346 --> 00:07:33,678 I could never have afforded that first tract of land. 138 00:07:33,782 --> 00:07:35,682 But he always wants something in return. 139 00:07:35,784 --> 00:07:37,684 I don't know. 140 00:07:37,786 --> 00:07:41,620 See if you can talk your mother into taking another bullet for the Bluth family. 141 00:07:45,642 --> 00:07:50,102 The family gathered at Lucille's to welcome and solicit UncleJack. 142 00:07:50,213 --> 00:07:52,204 And remember, he wasn't really their uncle. 143 00:07:52,315 --> 00:07:56,115 Buster. Nice of you to take a break from that common whore you've been dating. 144 00:07:56,219 --> 00:08:00,747 She is not a whore, Mother. She happens to be the new secretary of the Bluth Company. 145 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:05,419 And, yes, she's more experienced than a normal girl. 146 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:10,056 - But sometimes love should be terrifying. - In fact... 147 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:13,101 Buster had even started using his army stealth training. - Buster. 148 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:16,798 I'll be right in, and then maybe we can talk about- 149 00:08:16,906 --> 00:08:20,034 Makin' that love. 150 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:28,249 I shouldn't complain. It's better than you dating Lucille 2, that bitch! 151 00:08:28,351 --> 00:08:32,583 Lucille 2's not a "B,"Mother. She's kind, and she's caring... 152 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:36,591 and she's certainly less experienced than that whore that I'm dating now. 153 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:39,059 And perhaps it was screaming it out loud... 154 00:08:39,162 --> 00:08:41,255 that made Buster realize that he missed Lucille 2. 155 00:08:41,364 --> 00:08:44,663 I'm wondering if you can keep some of the more piercing profanities down... 156 00:08:44,768 --> 00:08:46,668 when the 90-year-old fitness buff gets here? 157 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:49,500 You know, Michael, I was happy to call UncleJack for you... 158 00:08:49,606 --> 00:08:51,938 but that's as much as I'm going to do. 159 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,942 If you know what I mean. 160 00:08:54,044 --> 00:08:56,512 I need a more vital man. 161 00:08:56,613 --> 00:08:59,741 Someone order 140 pounds of upper-body strength? 162 00:08:59,849 --> 00:09:02,977 Well, he certainly sounds vital to me. 163 00:09:03,086 --> 00:09:05,554 Walk, Dragon! Walk! 164 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:08,123 - Enter the room! - Welcome, UncleJack. 165 00:09:08,224 --> 00:09:12,251 He's half deaf. It was a stupid, stupid hire. 166 00:09:12,362 --> 00:09:16,025 Not "higher." Eye level! Eye level! 167 00:09:16,132 --> 00:09:18,999 Kisses, and then we talk. Which one is Michael? 168 00:09:19,102 --> 00:09:21,297 - Uh- - Swoop me! 169 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:26,203 Oh. - I, uh, really appreciate you coming over, UncleJack. 170 00:09:26,309 --> 00:09:29,039 Thank you for having me. You may be amazed. 171 00:09:29,145 --> 00:09:32,876 Uh, I'm invited into very few personal homes. 172 00:09:32,982 --> 00:09:34,882 To the nuts! 173 00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:39,152 The bridge mix! The bridge mix! Fool! 174 00:09:40,457 --> 00:09:42,322 Hey, fake UncleJack. 175 00:09:42,425 --> 00:09:46,725 Is this the boy? Is this the little one? My God, you're an army man. 176 00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:50,129 - Well- - I was never in the army. I was in the pictures. 177 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:53,031 Here comes UncleJack. Shoot me! 178 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,696 Oh, God! 179 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:59,536 Look at that. I pinned him. I pinned the army man. 180 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:04,045 God bless you for being in the army. Up, Dragon! 181 00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:09,517 Lift. Lift with vigor. 182 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:14,113 - Remember me? - Lucille. You look younger than you did the day l- 183 00:10:14,224 --> 00:10:18,058 Oh, you old fool. I'm Lucille. 184 00:10:18,161 --> 00:10:22,962 You look fabulous. Back to the blonde. Back to the blonde. 185 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:27,295 Isn't she beautiful? Oh, yeah. 186 00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:31,197 He's kind of scary, that guy, huh? 187 00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:33,707 Not to me. I think he's kind of cool. 188 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:36,438 Well, why don't you go get your kiss from Mr. Cool Half-Man? 189 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:38,446 - I'd be fine with that. - Let's go. 190 00:10:38,548 --> 00:10:40,379 - So what's your point? - Come on. 191 00:10:40,483 --> 00:10:42,747 Why, she's no bigger than one of my legs. 192 00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,650 Shake them for her. 193 00:10:45,755 --> 00:10:47,882 Excuse me, UncleJack. I'm George Michael. 194 00:10:47,991 --> 00:10:50,482 It's okay. Just ignore it! 195 00:10:50,593 --> 00:10:54,222 Ignore it. Just something the body does when you're shaken. 196 00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:56,127 Don't shake it! Don't shake it! 197 00:10:56,232 --> 00:10:58,132 - Towel! - Not the good ones! 198 00:10:58,234 --> 00:11:01,135 Is he dying? What if he's dying? 199 00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:05,133 Boy, that Dragon's cute, huh? 200 00:11:05,241 --> 00:11:07,300 What, the deaf giant who's holding our fake uncle? 201 00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,605 He's been flirting with me all night. 202 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,272 I was thinking maybe it would be best for the family... 203 00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:15,977 if I went on that romance thing with Drag instead ofTobias... 204 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:18,019 which would be a drag. 205 00:11:18,121 --> 00:11:21,284 Yeah, that's just the kind of joke Drag can't hear. 206 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:25,657 No, you're gonna go with Tobias or not at all. Now tell me what you found out at Sitwell. 207 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:28,162 - Oh. You still want me to do that? - You didn't? 208 00:11:28,264 --> 00:11:31,495 Lindsay, I give you one thing to do for the business, and you can't even do it. 209 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:34,593 I mean, if you'd tried and failed, I'd understand, but you didn't even try. 210 00:11:34,704 --> 00:11:38,504 So, I didn't even fail, and I don't see you giving me credit for that. 211 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:42,271 Michael knew that since Lindsay let him down... 212 00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:48,044 he had no choice but to ask UncleJack for the money to save his company. 213 00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:50,745 - Pretty. - Yes. 214 00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:54,984 Do you think you should be perched on the edge of the building like this? 215 00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:57,525 Oh, Dragon's got me. 216 00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:02,091 - Dragon's in the bathroom. - Mama! 217 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:05,793 Come on. I got ya. I got ya. It's okay. 218 00:12:05,902 --> 00:12:09,633 And so Michael laid out his dilemma. ...family company get ruined. 219 00:12:09,739 --> 00:12:14,574 - I was hoping that this was a social visit- - Well- 220 00:12:14,677 --> 00:12:19,205 particularly when that sister of yours started giving me the cutie eye. 221 00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,010 She did? 222 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:26,282 Unfortunately that moose was holding me, so I couldn't make my move. 223 00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:30,985 Of course I couldn't make that move without that moose, but that's my challenge. 224 00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:33,756 I won't go wheelchair! 225 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,831 Twirl me around. 226 00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,895 Hey, hey. No. I got you. I got you. 227 00:12:41,004 --> 00:12:43,063 You all right? 228 00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:47,131 But Valentine's Day is here, and I'm alone. 229 00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:49,177 The moose is no one. 230 00:12:49,279 --> 00:12:52,942 Perhaps if I had a little... companionship... 231 00:12:53,049 --> 00:12:56,985 I'd be a little more disposed to whip out... 232 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:59,850 that old wallet of mine. 233 00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:02,584 You're saying if I were to set you up with my sister... 234 00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:06,184 - you would consider bailing us out? - Oh, joy. Yeah. 235 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:08,196 Michael was torn. 236 00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:11,233 - The business meant the world to him, but his sister's honor- - Let's do it. 237 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:14,030 - uh, meant a lot too. - Let's go share the good news. 238 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:21,321 Michael had offered his sister to his UncleJack... 239 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,826 in exchange for money to save the company. 240 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,329 Remember, it's not their real uncle. 241 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:30,367 - He's cute, isn't he? - So cute. 242 00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:33,801 - Imagine him without that muscly little old guy in his arms. - Oh, Dragon. Right. 243 00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:38,137 Well, that's why I was thinking maybe you should go with Dragon on that romantic getaway. 244 00:13:38,243 --> 00:13:40,643 - Oh. - Now, I know he's working... 245 00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:42,975 so UncleJack's gonna have to go along. 246 00:13:43,081 --> 00:13:45,709 Oh. Well, as long as he promises not to shake him. 247 00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,808 - Mmm. - So, what did he say about the money? 248 00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:51,355 He said he'd like to sleep on it. 249 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:55,517 Meanwhile, Buster had decided to pursue a new girlfriend: 250 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,527 His old girlfriend. 251 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,995 Hey- Brother? What are you doing here? 252 00:14:00,098 --> 00:14:02,760 I'm keeping an eye on the woman who controls our company. 253 00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,836 In her robe and slippies? 254 00:14:04,936 --> 00:14:09,566 Getting into her head. I think she's planning on selling our company to Stan Sitwell. 255 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:13,508 But I've lost her trail, and I don't think I have the skills to pick it up. 256 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:16,240 Skills? 257 00:14:20,218 --> 00:14:22,118 These kind of skills? 258 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,848 Not really. 259 00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:29,052 But if you give me one of those outfits, we can hide in the bushes and spy on them. 260 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:33,425 I would like to see her again. You've got it. 261 00:14:33,531 --> 00:14:37,297 And Michael told his father the good news about UncleJack. 262 00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:40,598 - You are pimping out your sister? - You were pimping out my mother. 263 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:44,106 Yes, because she was sleeping with my brother, but your sister? 264 00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:46,871 Everything's gonna be fine. No one's gonna get hurt. 265 00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:49,139 No one is going to get hurt. 266 00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:53,411 Oh. Hey, Michael. My dad wanted me to thank you for the romantic getaway. 267 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,543 Don't tell me what that means. 268 00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:58,714 - Where is your dad? - He left, dressed all western-y. 269 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:00,723 You could leave me out of that part too. 270 00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:04,056 And Michael realized that perhaps somebody would get hurt. 271 00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:08,258 - I just screwed my brother-in-law. - Well, I'm all grown up now. 272 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,926 So Michael rushed to the Four Seas Hotel... 273 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,164 to keep Tobias from finding out about Lindsay's date. 274 00:15:14,272 --> 00:15:17,400 Michael, this is Jeff. He does all the horse work here. 275 00:15:17,509 --> 00:15:20,307 You'll meet him again at the end. Plus, he gets you your juice. 276 00:15:20,412 --> 00:15:23,176 Not your first juice, but the one you get at the spa. 277 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:26,739 - That's right. You've done this before. - But not with a lovely lady. 278 00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:31,083 Jeff doubts one's coming at all, don't you? Sorry. Sorry. 279 00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:33,623 About the lovely lady- 280 00:15:34,859 --> 00:15:37,555 Stop. You dropped the boot. Dropped the boot. 281 00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:42,927 Michael came up with the only evasion he could think of. 282 00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:46,060 Tobias, the lovely lady, she's gonna be a little bit late. She's doing some work. 283 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:48,071 She said to get started without her. 284 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:51,609 - Saddle me up, Jeff. - It's gonna take a few minutes to tack another horse. 285 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:56,875 So Michael embarked on the romantic adventure he'd spent so lavishly for. 286 00:15:56,982 --> 00:16:00,713 Well, you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a lady's man with Jeff. 287 00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:03,549 But we'll clear all that up in the spa when I get my facial. 288 00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:06,055 Hey, did you ever get that tape recorder? 289 00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:10,253 You're funny. Come on, boy. Hoo-cha-cha! 290 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:14,025 Soon the next group began their romantic date. 291 00:16:14,132 --> 00:16:16,828 - So nice of you to cover this, UncleJack. - My pleasure. 292 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,130 It's nice to do something you don't need legs for. 293 00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:28,404 Towel! 294 00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:32,005 And Lucille 2 showed up with Stan Sitwell... 295 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,677 who did look a little like Edgar Winter. 296 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:40,691 And one by one, they each enjoyed the activities of their romantic getaways. 297 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,056 - Body chocolate? - No. 298 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,152 Of course, in the spa... 299 00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:50,223 thejets proved too powerful for UncleJack's tiny legs. 300 00:16:50,335 --> 00:16:55,238 The spa portion also proved challenging to Stan Sitwell and Lucille 2... 301 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,104 who in turn were being followed by Buster... 302 00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:02,070 and Gob. 303 00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:06,209 And soon, Michael and Tobias awaited their massage therapists. 304 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,376 So, uh, Tobias... 305 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:12,684 I'm afraid that your wife might not actually end up here with you. 306 00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:16,522 You know, Michael, perhaps I should buy you that tape recorder. 307 00:17:16,628 --> 00:17:19,426 Do you have any idea how often you say the word "afraid"? 308 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:21,522 Well, I know I used it in theJacuzzi. 309 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:24,568 And I apologize for that. I thought it was a pool toy. 310 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:27,433 But you were supposed to be here with Sally Sitwell... 311 00:17:27,539 --> 00:17:30,269 but... you were afraid to ask her. 312 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:34,209 So what do you do? You create issues, and you make up imaginary problems... 313 00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:37,440 like this merger I hear you're worried about. 314 00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:39,744 Well, uh, you're probably right- 315 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,480 About me being afraid of the word "No," but- 316 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:46,022 You know, the merger's real. I'm not imagining that. 317 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:48,558 Lucille! Michael. 318 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,060 - Michael? - What are you doing here? 319 00:17:51,162 --> 00:17:53,892 Following Lucille 2. She's with Sitwell. 320 00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:56,432 She probably figured that we'd never track her. 321 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,935 But we lost her. Everyone put on white robes and outsmarted us. 322 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,973 Lucille! Lindsay? 323 00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,736 Lindsay. 324 00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:08,904 Wait, wait, wait. Lindsay's here? With two men? 325 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:10,913 Sort of one and a half. 326 00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:13,483 Tobias. Hey, Tobias! 327 00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:17,787 Lindsay, look. L- Oh. Lucille 2. I'm sorry. 328 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,857 - And, miss, I don't know your name. - Tobias? 329 00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,256 Lucille? Sitwell? What's this? 330 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,328 It's our romantic getaway, Michael. 331 00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:27,592 Romantic? So, then the company isn't being taken over... 332 00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:30,327 so Lindsay doesn't have to be with UncleJack? 333 00:18:30,435 --> 00:18:33,871 Oh, Tobias. We gotta stop Linds-Tobias? 334 00:18:33,972 --> 00:18:37,203 - How'd you like to take a nap, baldy? - I'll handle this. 335 00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:40,300 She's my girlfriend, pal. Take him down, Buster. 336 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,710 Your girlfriend? That's why you were in her robe and slippies. 337 00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:45,908 You weren't trying to get into her head. 338 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:49,043 You were trying to get into her... robe and slippies. 339 00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:51,714 She's my girlfriend! 340 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,554 So this is who you choose over me? 341 00:18:57,662 --> 00:19:01,462 She's not with him. She's with the Bullet. 342 00:19:01,566 --> 00:19:03,500 Oh, thank God. 343 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:08,004 But if you want a fight, you got it. Shoot me! 344 00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:14,577 Stop it! Stop it! 345 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:19,116 Look, I wasn't trying to sell your company, but I am now. 346 00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,879 The hell with all of you. 347 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,045 I'm gonna try and lowball her. 348 00:19:24,155 --> 00:19:27,886 - Not while we're around. - We're not done here, Gob! 349 00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:32,091 Tobias? Tobias, I'm sorry. 350 00:19:32,197 --> 00:19:34,825 I set this up for Lindsay. Lindsay, I'm sorry. 351 00:19:34,933 --> 00:19:37,868 - You were not on a date with Dragon. - I know that, Michael. 352 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,166 It was pretty obvious when Dragon kept swooping UncleJack in for a kiss. 353 00:19:41,272 --> 00:19:44,571 You said I never did anything for the company. L-I just thought I'd try. 354 00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:49,170 Tobias, I never thought you'd ever fight for me. 355 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:53,683 I had no idea a 90-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that. 356 00:19:53,785 --> 00:19:57,016 Dragon, would you mind carrying my husband to the car? 357 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,990 Oh, God. 358 00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:06,655 I love takin' a guy down! 359 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:09,232 I think I snapped one of his ribs. 360 00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,859 No. It's my leg. 361 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:14,370 I'll bet that would hurt. 362 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:17,441 I guess the deal's off now, now that I actually need you to help us out? 363 00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:20,739 I'll make you a deal. You carry me, and I'll carry you. 364 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,211 Thanks, UncleJack. 365 00:20:23,314 --> 00:20:26,442 - Yeah. I think we should get to the hospital. - Let me see. 366 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:29,884 I think this duct tape is the only thing that's keeping the ankle on. 367 00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:34,823 Okay. Ah. Right around there. Oh. I think you're right inside me now. 368 00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:36,553 On the next Arrested Development. 369 00:20:36,661 --> 00:20:38,788 UncleJack buys the company... 370 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:40,830 but makes some changes ofhis own. 371 00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:43,958 And he's gonna make me president. 372 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,698 Tobias listens to a day's worth ofhis own words... 373 00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:51,434 to see what Michael was referring to. 374 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:54,705 Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up. 375 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:58,304 Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while... 376 00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:00,611 but I just can't seem to get one in the can. 377 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,743 It's out of context. 378 00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:06,449 I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak. 379 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:10,015 And he realizes there is something distinct about the way he speaks. 380 00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:13,359 Tobias, you blowhard!