1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,233 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,499 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,878 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:23,053 [Man Narrating] Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell. 6 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:26,182 I still can't believe we got in. This place is usually so packed on Sundays. 7 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:28,988 [Narrator] In addition to its Sunday popularity... 8 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:32,895 the bistro was also famous for something called the Skip's Scramble- 9 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,365 an egg dish that contained everything on the menu. 10 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,936 Don't order the Skip's Scramble. 11 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,940 Just more good luck. Everything's been going so well since we started goin'out. 12 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,442 I think we've actually gone out eight times now. 13 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:46,535 [Narrator] Which included a record-tying... 14 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:49,046 three lovemaking sessions in one night for Michael. 15 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,049 - Yes! - [Sally]Just think... 16 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:54,814 how different everything in our lives would be if we'd gotten together in high school. 17 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:57,151 Of course, I wouldn't have had George Michael. 18 00:00:57,257 --> 00:01:01,091 We probably would've had an entirely different kind of child. 19 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,788 [Techno] 20 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,559 I really hope he's okay with us goin' out. 21 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,930 We're very close. We don't keep anything from each other. 22 00:01:09,035 --> 00:01:11,902 Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work. 23 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,599 You know, George Michael, you worry too much. 24 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:18,234 It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. 25 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:21,609 You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. 26 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:24,182 Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. 27 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:27,014 There isn't? This is unbelievable. 28 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,111 Can I get a virgin piña colada when you get a chance? 29 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,190 Now we'll get things started. 30 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:34,192 Hi. This is so, uh- I was just- 31 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,285 Hey, okay. 32 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,489 I want to introduce you to Sally. This is George Michael. 33 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,089 - My niece, Maeby. - It's nice to meet you. 34 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,601 I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. 35 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:46,103 - I can keep it open late tonight if you- - No. Hey. Come on. 36 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,697 Make me sound like a taskmaster. 37 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:52,039 But if- if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know. 38 00:01:52,145 --> 00:01:54,443 So, this is Sally. 39 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:57,015 - Is she your girlfriend? - No. 40 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,608 - Yes! - A little. 41 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:02,813 You know what? I'm gonna meet you in a few minutes, okay? 42 00:02:02,922 --> 00:02:05,550 - Okay. - And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh? 43 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:08,218 Okay. 44 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,626 She's a shot-putter. And I'm dating her. 45 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,528 But I just want to make sure that you're comfortable with everything. 46 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,125 Well, of course. We could double-date. You and Sally and me and Ann. 47 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:19,637 - Who? - W-Ann. 48 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:21,468 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, we had- 49 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:24,236 Of course I know Ann. Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who." 50 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:27,643 I meant, uh, "her." That's a great idea. 51 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,238 - I love Ann. - Great. 52 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:33,581 Excuse me, ma'am. 53 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:35,847 George Michael, you said that you couldn't come to church... 54 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,048 because you were working, and now you're doing neither? 55 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,093 That's quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think? 56 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,526 - Your virgin piña colada. - And now you're drinking? 57 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,996 No. We're just having a little fun, you know. 58 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,930 I think the church and studying are fun. 59 00:02:48,034 --> 00:02:50,025 - I thought you felt the same. - Well, I do. 60 00:02:50,136 --> 00:02:52,036 L- I like not having fun. 61 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:54,038 I like your idea of fun, I mean. 62 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:57,007 Our idea of fun. I like not having that. 63 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,072 I'm going back to church. 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,843 Well, she just killed my buzz. 65 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,680 So, you're still enjoying this relationship? 66 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:09,414 I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat since we have kissed. 67 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,683 I mean, how do you relight that fire? 68 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:14,419 But I can't break up with her. I always assumed she would break up with me. 69 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:18,258 Well, we may have to find a way to speed that process up. 70 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:21,026 [Narrator] And later that day, Michael caught Lindsay up... 71 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,729 on the emotional bond he was forming with Sally. 72 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,965 Oh, big deal, three times. I've had three times plenty of times. 73 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:30,065 Yes! 74 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,973 Did you call my name? 75 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:34,103 Absolutely not. 76 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,273 I just hope that George Michael is really okay with it. 77 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:39,579 I think you're looking for a reason this isn't going to work... 78 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,883 because you can't handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 79 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:46,982 Oh, how delicious! 80 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,584 Oh, hey, let's not spin in the comfy chair. 81 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:53,154 Look at this delicious piece of irony. I'm being sued for divorce. 82 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,393 - Me. - Thought you were single? 83 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,128 Yeah, I keep forgetting that I got married. 84 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,604 [Narrator] Gob met a woman one night. 85 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:04,165 And after a series of escalating dares, married her. 86 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,074 Yes, but it's all coming back to me now. 87 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,806 She was a seal dealer. 88 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:11,975 She raised and sold seals to aquariums and marine parks, that sort of thing. 89 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:15,646 Then she went off to fight her war and left me to look after them. 90 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,485 [Narrator] It was while in the service that her penchant for daring... 91 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,559 found a natural outlet. 92 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,862 I've never known you to look after a seal. 93 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,659 Turns out it's a major hassle. Tried to include one in my act once. 94 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:29,633 There's a reason you don't typically see live seals in a magic show. 95 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,000 - So with a simple wave of my- - [Barking] 96 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,935 - Oh, look-it over... there. - [Barking] 97 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,533 Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives," looking so desperate. 98 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,636 [Cat Screeching] 99 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,910 So I released them from whence they came, and now she's stomping on my heart. 100 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,985 - What's her first name? Quickly. - Krindy. 101 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,315 Name's not Krindy, Gob. 102 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:52,050 Ah, Saul Zentsman. No, that's her lawyer. 103 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,025 Well, she's got a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is... 104 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,564 and then I'm gonna make a pun on it, and that's what I'll call her. 105 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:00,792 Bad example- if her name's Amy, I'll call her Blamy. 106 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:02,891 That's a strong defense. I'll tell you what. 107 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,493 I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow. I think Dad prepaid him... 108 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:07,835 for Lindsay and Tobias's divorce anyway. 109 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:11,307 Look at us. Three relationships, all falling apart. 110 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:14,608 Maybe it's time we actually took some responsibility for that. 111 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,547 - I think it's Mom's fault. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 112 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,210 - [Grinding] - No, that's not a spinner. 113 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,222 So this is how my children speak of me when I'm not here. 114 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,417 - What are you doin' here, Mom? - Your brother Buster... 115 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,494 wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. 116 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:32,086 Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean... 117 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,598 the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean. 118 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,965 Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. 119 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:40,335 Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime. 120 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,499 What the hell was I supposed to do? 121 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:45,008 Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country. 122 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:47,671 First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. 123 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,873 And it wasn't in front of the whole country. 124 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,916 It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 125 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,418 I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. 126 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,081 [Narrator] But the next day, she did find out what Buster wanted. 127 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,785 Okay, I think we have enough of you two kissing. 128 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,862 Oh, I can't believe you hired a photographer. 129 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:07,023 We haven't done this since the Balboa Bay Window magazine. 130 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:12,362 So, I wanted you to have a recent picture of me... 131 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:15,407 because they want to ship me out tomorrow with army. 132 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:17,874 What? To where? 133 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,707 Iraq. And I just might be out of options. 134 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,713 I don't want to go, but they keep- 135 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:25,545 I know what this is about. You want to go swimming in the ocean. 136 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,551 Well, you can forget it. 137 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,644 - I don't think that's what this is about. - Yes, it is. 138 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,917 He's trying to punish me or something. 139 00:06:32,024 --> 00:06:35,516 - Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"? - I was 30 years old then, Mother. 140 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:38,995 I'm 32 now! And I'm not trying to teach you a lesson. 141 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,998 Well, I may not have been a perfect mother. 142 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,965 But, you know, kids don't come with a handbook. 143 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,505 [Narrator] In fact, there are thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing. 144 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,006 But Lucille was in denial. 145 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,099 If he wants to go swimming, let him. 146 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:55,044 [Narrator] And Buster was far from ready to go swimming in the ocean. 147 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,412 [Shudders] 148 00:06:57,517 --> 00:07:00,452 [Narrator] And later, Michael and Gob tracked down their attorney... 149 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:03,886 - Barry Zuckerkorn. - Thank you so much for coming down here. 150 00:07:03,990 --> 00:07:07,118 I've got a big case. I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant. 151 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:09,956 - I don't care. - A waitress that works there is claiming... 152 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:13,589 that by eating Skip's Scramble several times a week is making her a fatty. 153 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:15,997 We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob. 154 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,333 - Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? - Actually, she died. 155 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:23,603 - You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years. - Credit? 156 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,939 - Who's their lawyer? - Saul Zentsman. Do you know him? 157 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:29,037 I have Chinese with him every Friday night at Miss Temple's. 158 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,981 - He's tough. - I just want my wife back. 159 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:33,813 Save it for the stand, okay, Tom Jane? 160 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,356 Fine. I'll get into this as soon as I lose this case. 161 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,221 You know who's defending the fatty? Maggie Lizer. 162 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,556 Maggie Lizer, our old prosecutor? 163 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,960 [Narrator] Michael had an affair with Maggie Lizer... 164 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:48,227 while she was both pretending to be blind and prosecuting the family. 165 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:51,531 It was with her he'd first set the three-time record. 166 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,605 Yes! 167 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:56,300 [Narrator] Their relationship ended somewhat abruptly. 168 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,178 - Wow. How does she look? - Well, she's get- 169 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,180 If you ask me, bigger. 170 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:06,012 - [Narrator] She was bigger- - Are you sure you're okay to go on? 171 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:08,018 Because she was pregnant. 172 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:11,214 It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. 173 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,485 It's Loretta's. 174 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:19,498 Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles. 175 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,330 Bring 'em in, boys. 176 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,337 [Barry] Oh, I'm cooked. They love her. 177 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,669 Tell you the truth, I preferred it when she was blind. 178 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,971 [Narrator] And so, Michael caught up with his onetime lover. 179 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,241 How you doin'? Wow, you look... fantastic. 180 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,749 Wow. Haven't seen you since we had an affair and you ruined my career. 181 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,945 Yeah, I was gonna call you a couple of times, and then I just- 182 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:45,046 I got to thinking, uh, "What if she brings that up?" 183 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:49,423 To tell you the truth, I am so relieved not to be pretending to be blind anymore. 184 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:54,466 It's actually taught me not to rely on cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy. 185 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:56,694 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to do this... 186 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,793 but we just spend so much time in that box. 187 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:02,136 - I knitted you something. - [Gasps] Oh, Juror Number Four! 188 00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:06,541 Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad I fought so hard to keep you off the jury. 189 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:08,773 - Oh- - Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers? 190 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,213 Oh. Yes, Your Honor. 191 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,753 [Narrator] In fact, Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too- 192 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:19,052 an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker he'd asked his bailiff to assemble. 193 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,888 Too bad the trial's not going longer. She could've knit you something that fit. 194 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,155 I know. I'm so big now. 195 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,322 No, no, come on. They look great. 196 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:27,899 You look great. You look fantastic. 197 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,560 Last time I saw you was in that jury box right there, wasn't it? 198 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,763 - Wasn't it like a year ago? - Oh, Chip, you know what? 199 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:35,272 Can you take this back to my house? 200 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:38,036 [Maggie Strains] 201 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,578 Actually, it's been about eight and a half months. 202 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,580 Eight and a half months, huh? Wow. 203 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,775 I see somebody has been counting the, uh- 204 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:50,319 Eight and a half months. Wow. Really? Could've sworn it was a year. 205 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,824 [Narrator] Michael hadjust learned... 206 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:58,658 that the woman he'd been intimate with eight and a half months earlier... 207 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,595 was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 208 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,861 - Didn't I use something? - No. 209 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,132 You thought I was blind, remember? 210 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:09,036 - Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. - [Exhales] 211 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,301 - No problem. - Really? 212 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,808 - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- 213 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,176 I could be. What if I was? Don't you want to discuss this maybe? 214 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,408 Michael, I haven't heard from you. 215 00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:19,507 L- I really don't want to hear from you now. 216 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,179 Listen, if you're interested, come to the baptism. 217 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,552 You can hurl a Bible at the baby. 218 00:10:24,657 --> 00:10:28,058 [Narrator] And that night, Michael met up with Sally... 219 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,129 where he felt he needed to be honest with her. 220 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,130 Sally... 221 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:35,166 you need to know about my child. 222 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,167 George Michael. He approves. 223 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,965 No, there may be another child in the mix. 224 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:44,509 I ran into an ex. We had a very messed up relationship. 225 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,477 It was based totally on lies. But she's pregnant. 226 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,549 She said something that led me to believe that it might be mine. 227 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,108 - But you said she was a liar. - Sh-She is. 228 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,415 She said it wasn't mine, so- 229 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,581 - Why are you telling me this? - Well, because obviously... 230 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:01,057 if it is my child, I'm gonna have to be responsible for it... 231 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,424 and that's going to make things awfully complicated for us. 232 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,760 Michael, you know what? You're always looking for things to get between us. 233 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,766 First, it was "What's your son gonna think?" 234 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,768 And now you think you're having a baby... 235 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,065 because a woman who lies told you you weren't. 236 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:16,335 That's a great way to say that. We really do communicate well, do you know that? 237 00:11:17,610 --> 00:11:19,475 Are you insane? You broke up with her because... 238 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,877 somebody who doesn't want you might be pregnant with your baby? 239 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:26,213 No, Sally broke up with me. And as for Maggie... 240 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,684 I didn't even know that she was pregnant when I first saw her. 241 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,779 All I could see was her giant chest- box. 242 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,757 She had this- Some people call it a chest. I call it a box. 243 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,760 She was holding this giant box. Maybe I should've just stayed out of it. 244 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,490 She did make it pretty clear that she doesn't want me around. 245 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,226 Come on, Michael. She's probably not even pregnant. 246 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,427 You said she was carrying a big box? 247 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,437 Pregnant women tend not to do that. 248 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,700 It did say "60 pounds" on it. 249 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,902 Okay, l-I've done this wrong. 250 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:55,378 I should've found out whether it was a real pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it. 251 00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:57,608 [Gob] You know what I do, Mike? Check their urine. 252 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,084 Make 'em pee in a cup, and pee in a cup right in front of me. 253 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,384 Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think we should just keep on lookin'. 254 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,481 I don't know how I can make that sound like me. 255 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:09,823 So you get someone to break into her house, rig the toilet... 256 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,898 collect the pee, test it, and expose the lie. 257 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,558 I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin' through a divorce here, guy. 258 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,432 Oh, a pregnancy test. [Laughs] 259 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,233 There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no. 260 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,173 We had to create our little Frankenstein monster... 261 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:27,336 out of science and money and just a dash of- 262 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:30,108 Maeby, what- H-How long have you been standing there? 263 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,844 - I just walked in. - Just walked in. [Laughs] 264 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,945 Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. 265 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:40,856 [Lindsay] You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. 266 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,588 - We've been looking for a little excitement. - [Tobias] Yeah! 267 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:47,291 - It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. - [Door Opens] 268 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:51,665 - "What do you say, you old poop?" - Oh, God, he's Hepburn. 269 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,830 I am done with Buster. 270 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,998 He pushes my buttons. That's all he does. 271 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,167 He also zips you up and sands your elbows. 272 00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:01,713 Not anymore. No, no, no. He's pretending he's going to war. 273 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,214 Mr. Big Shot. God knows what he's really doing. 274 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:07,217 Wait a minute. He said he's going to war? Aren't you worried? 275 00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,219 Oh, you're sounding like your uncle. 276 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,983 And I've had enough of his attitude too. 277 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:15,618 - The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that. - It's none of your business! 278 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,628 He is my boy! 279 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,857 - I need macaroons. - Oh, you're high! 280 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,731 Oh, well, you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right. 281 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:27,704 I don't want you telling him you're his father! I need ice! 282 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,832 Can't you see you're in denial? 283 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,410 - You're high! - You're drunk! 284 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:35,071 - Where did Buster say he was going? - Iraq. 285 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,241 Which is a shot at your father. Thank God he's not here to hear this. 286 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,547 - [Howling] - Excuse me one second. 287 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,088 - It's the pipes. - You know, Mother Lucille... 288 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,988 there's a psychological concept... 289 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,560 known as denial that I believe you're evincing. 290 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,722 It's when a thought is so hateful... 291 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,562 that the mind literally rejects it. 292 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,627 You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law... 293 00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,899 and you will never get work as an actor... 294 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,237 because you have no talent. 295 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:09,744 Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. 296 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,283 [Narrator] And Maeby saw a way to help her cousin. 297 00:14:12,384 --> 00:14:14,750 I know how to get rid of Ann. You put her in a room with Gangy. 298 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,551 - She'll criticize her away. - But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann? 299 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,182 Oh, George Michael- 300 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,454 [Narrator] In the attic, Michael met with George Sr... 301 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,362 - who'd overheard about Buster. - He can't go. You can't let him. 302 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,366 I command you. 303 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,527 I really hate it when you put on the God costume. 304 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,764 [Narrator] George Sr. Had always worn the God costume... 305 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,433 at the annual Living Classics Pageant... 306 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:41,206 where he and Buster re-created Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam. 307 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:45,773 What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again? 308 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,149 - I gotta go to him. - Pop, you're a wanted man. 309 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,586 You cannot risk leaving the attic all the time. 310 00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,919 Oh, when? When have I ever left the attic? 311 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,222 Two days ago. Right? Saw you floating around the Ford dealership. 312 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,796 Yeah, well, have you seen the new Ford Mustang? 313 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,798 You could hump that hood. 314 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,596 [Narrator] And Michael set the plan in motion to get... 315 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,102 - Maggie out ofher house. - Hi, Maggie. 316 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,571 - Are you blind again? - For the pizza guy. 317 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,142 I give him a five. I tell him to keep the change. 318 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,507 What are you doin' here, Michael? I'm with a client. 319 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,375 - Is that the pizza? - No! 320 00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:17,244 You'll get your pizza. 321 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,477 She's taking the stand tomorrow. I want to make sure it creaks. 322 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,645 There's so much I don't understand about the law. 323 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,192 Look, Maggie, if this child is mine, I really need to know. 324 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:30,854 So can you spare a few minutes for someone who might be the father of your baby? 325 00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,193 Of course I can. 326 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,291 - Okay. - But it's not you. 327 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,773 Oh, for God's sakes. 328 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,469 Oh, come on! 329 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,807 [Scoffs] Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here... 330 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,972 - and I'll meet you in the car. - Okay. 331 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:53,108 [Narrator] Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie's house... 332 00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,585 Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action. 333 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,180 - I'm cloaking myself in her scent. - Oh! She's not blind. 334 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,191 Well, she was when she bought this. 335 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,193 - [Laughs] - [Footsteps Approaching] 336 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,661 - Oh, my God! That's her! - Get in the tub! 337 00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:10,730 [Narrator] Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor. 338 00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:13,964 I want you to know that it's okay for you to hide. 339 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:17,975 A man can hide. There's a quiet courage in that. 340 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,977 You're a good uncle. 341 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:23,048 I'm not your uncle. I'm your father. 342 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,378 - What? - Shh. Shh. Quiet courage. 343 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,918 Quiet courage. Hide. 344 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:30,420 [Narrator] But Buster was confused. 345 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,082 You lied to me. Uncle Oscar's my father. 346 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,854 He just told me so. And maybe you're not even my real mother. 347 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,192 For all I know, Lucille 2 is my real mother. Oh! 348 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,232 Buster, you were never supposed to know. 349 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,427 Oh, yeah? Well, here's something you should know. I'm going to war! 350 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,840 [Narrator] Buster hadjust discovered he'd been lied to by his parents. 351 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:55,209 I'm going to war! 352 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,441 - You told him you were his father! - I did no such thing! 353 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,710 - You're high! - You're drunk! 354 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,086 [Gasps] George. 355 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,622 He must've come here to say good-bye to Buster. 356 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:09,216 [Narrator] And that's when Lucille snapped out ofher denial. 357 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:11,455 My baby's going to war. 358 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,861 [Narrator] Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence... 359 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,127 that Maggie was truly pregnant. 360 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,135 And they were having fun doing it. 361 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,035 That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. 362 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,040 And this time, no tears. 363 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,872 Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. "60 pounds." 364 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,971 - [Narrator] But it didn't weigh 60 pounds. - [Scoffs] 365 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:33,745 Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun. 366 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:37,151 Sally Sitwell? You know, I think I had her little play oven. 367 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,724 Yeah, I know. It's a funny name. But she's a doll. 368 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,952 - Yeah, I had one. - [Phone Ringing] 369 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,393 If you pull her hair, she'd cry or something. 370 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,293 This one kinda does that too. 371 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,662 - Hello. - We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked. 372 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:52,498 But, listen, you should know that that box that says "60 pounds"- 373 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,799 it's actually like two pounds. 374 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,876 I think she's pregnant, Michael. I mean, there's baby stuff here and- 375 00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,877 [Laughs] Tobias, stop it. That's for the baby. It's not- 376 00:18:00,979 --> 00:18:03,106 - We're having a really good time. - Yeah? 377 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:06,412 - Well, I kind of am too. - Bye. 378 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,009 So, no more lies. Tell me the truth. 379 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:12,750 If-lf that baby is mine, maybe we're meant to be together. 380 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,261 Of course it is, Michael. 381 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,233 [Narrator] But that's when the Fünkes discovered what was in the box... 382 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,325 that was so easy to lift. 383 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,264 - That's what it is. - Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it. 384 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:33,003 It looks like she's faking it. Oh, God. I hope you get this. 385 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,977 Wait up, please. 386 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,878 [Narrator] And George Michael and Maeby brought Ann to the penthouse... 387 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,713 in hopes that Lucille would drive her away. 388 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,548 Isn't Ann great? 389 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,451 - Oh, she's lovely. - [Narrator] Unfortunately... 390 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:47,320 she was distracted by the thought oflosing Buster. 391 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,155 Hey, do you have any bread pudding? 392 00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,321 'Cause you'd be surprised how much this one can put away. 393 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,628 - Ha! - Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it. 394 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,067 I don't care if I ever eat again. 395 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,041 You know, when times are tough... 396 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,412 you can always turn to the power of prayer. 397 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,849 Here we go. 398 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,546 - Show me. - [Gasps] 399 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,556 [Narrator] This was a big get for God... 400 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,990 and Michael brought Maggie home to meet his son. 401 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,029 This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off on everyone lately. Maybe he called. 402 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,598 - [Lindsay's Recorded Voice] - Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 403 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,463 'Cause you know my fat case- it's really pretty thin. 404 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:33,732 - Lying, untrustworthy- - Yeah. 405 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,205 Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. 406 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,208 No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. 407 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,210 I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. 408 00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,177 You're a liar. You lie. 409 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,273 Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. Okay- 410 00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:48,945 And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. 411 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,919 I thought we were startin' to trust each other. 412 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,016 I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. 413 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,119 - What've you got? A different one for each trimester? - You had your sister... 414 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,926 - break into my house? - Which one are you wearin' right now? 415 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,933 Is this the ready-to-burst model? 416 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,129 Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. 417 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:09,264 It's been fun- 418 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,934 - not. - [Narrator] Michael had hoped something more dramatic... 419 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,875 would have come out ofhis mouth. 420 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,606 Or at least more current. 421 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,740 Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 422 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,444 'Cause I'm fakin' it- 423 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,988 not. 424 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,153 Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I... 425 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:34,528 finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test. 426 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,726 You're gonna be a daddy! 427 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,096 [Narrator] On the next Arrested Development. 428 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,572 Barry gets a big break on his case. 429 00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,235 The fat girl in my Skip Church's case? Not fat. 430 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,314 The attorney bought her a fat suit. Oh! I've got another case. 431 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,075 Maggie is suing you for paternity. 432 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,845 [Narrator] And for the first time, Lucille prays. 433 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,512 Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to... 434 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,522 to keep my boy from going to war. 435 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,524 [Narrator] And Buster is on his way... 436 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,323 when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage. 437 00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:08,695 Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal! 438 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,859 I don't care about Lucille! 439 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,869 She lies! 440 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:14,996 [Narrator] And then a seal bites offhis hand. 441 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,165 Aaa- 442 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,503 ...men.