1 00:00:00,106 --> 00:00:03,337 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,442 --> 00:00:05,603 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,711 --> 00:00:07,702 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,219 --> 00:00:14,982 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:21,157 Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell. 6 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:24,286 I still can't believe we got in. This place is usually so packed on Sundays. 7 00:00:24,396 --> 00:00:27,092 In addition to its Sunday popularity... 8 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:30,999 the bistro was also famous for something called the Skip's Scramble- 9 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:33,469 an egg dish that contained everything on the menu. 10 00:00:33,572 --> 00:00:36,040 Don't order the Skip's Scramble. 11 00:00:36,142 --> 00:00:40,044 Just more good luck. Everything's been going so well since we started goin'out. 12 00:00:40,146 --> 00:00:42,546 I think we've actually gone out eight times now. 13 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:44,639 Which included a record-tying... 14 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:47,150 three lovemaking sessions in one night for Michael. 15 00:00:47,253 --> 00:00:49,153 - Yes! - Just think... 16 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:52,918 how different everything in our lives would be if we'd gotten together in high school. 17 00:00:53,025 --> 00:00:55,255 Of course, I wouldn't have had George Michael. 18 00:00:55,361 --> 00:00:59,195 We probably would've had an entirely different kind of child. 19 00:01:02,001 --> 00:01:04,663 I really hope he's okay with us goin' out. 20 00:01:04,770 --> 00:01:07,034 We're very close. We don't keep anything from each other. 21 00:01:07,139 --> 00:01:10,006 Oh, no, it's my Dad. I'm supposed to be at work. 22 00:01:10,109 --> 00:01:12,703 You know, George Michael, you worry too much. 23 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:16,338 It's Sunday. You're allowed to have a couple of hours off. 24 00:01:16,448 --> 00:01:19,713 You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary. 25 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:22,286 Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary. 26 00:01:22,388 --> 00:01:25,118 There isn't? This is unbelievable. 27 00:01:25,224 --> 00:01:27,215 Can I get a virgin piņa colada when you get a chance? 28 00:01:27,326 --> 00:01:29,294 Now we'll get things started. 29 00:01:29,395 --> 00:01:32,296 Hi. This is so, uh- I was just- 30 00:01:32,398 --> 00:01:34,389 Hey, okay. 31 00:01:34,500 --> 00:01:36,593 I want to introduce you to Sally. This is George Michael. 32 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:39,193 - My niece, Maeby. - It's nice to meet you. 33 00:01:39,305 --> 00:01:41,705 I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. 34 00:01:41,807 --> 00:01:44,207 - I can keep it open late tonight if you- - No. Hey. Come on. 35 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:46,801 Make me sound like a taskmaster. 36 00:01:46,912 --> 00:01:50,143 But if- if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know. 37 00:01:50,249 --> 00:01:52,547 So, this is Sally. 38 00:01:52,651 --> 00:01:55,119 - Is she your girlfriend? - No. 39 00:01:55,221 --> 00:01:57,712 - Yes! - A little. 40 00:01:57,823 --> 00:02:00,917 You know what? I'm gonna meet you in a few minutes, okay? 41 00:02:01,026 --> 00:02:03,654 - Okay. - And maybe we'll work on breaking that record, huh? 42 00:02:03,762 --> 00:02:06,322 Okay. 43 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:08,730 She's a shot-putter. And I'm dating her. 44 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:11,632 But I just want to make sure that you're comfortable with everything. 45 00:02:11,737 --> 00:02:15,229 Well, of course. We could double-date. You and Sally and me and Ann. 46 00:02:15,341 --> 00:02:17,741 - Who? - W-Ann. 47 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:19,572 - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, we had- 48 00:02:19,678 --> 00:02:22,340 Of course I know Ann. Yeah, see, I didn't mean "who." 49 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:25,747 I meant, uh, "her." That's a great idea. 50 00:02:25,851 --> 00:02:28,342 - I love Ann. - Great. 51 00:02:28,454 --> 00:02:31,685 Excuse me, ma'am. 52 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:33,951 George Michael, you said that you couldn't come to church... 53 00:02:34,059 --> 00:02:36,152 because you were working, and now you're doing neither? 54 00:02:36,262 --> 00:02:39,197 That's quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think? 55 00:02:39,298 --> 00:02:41,630 - Your virgin piņa colada. - And now you're drinking? 56 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:44,100 No. We're just having a little fun, you know. 57 00:02:44,203 --> 00:02:46,034 I think the church and studying are fun. 58 00:02:46,138 --> 00:02:48,129 - I thought you felt the same. - Well, I do. 59 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,140 L- I like not having fun. 60 00:02:50,242 --> 00:02:52,142 I like your idea of fun, I mean. 61 00:02:52,244 --> 00:02:55,111 Our idea of fun. I like not having that. 62 00:02:57,049 --> 00:02:59,176 I'm going back to church. 63 00:02:59,285 --> 00:03:01,947 Well, she just killed my buzz. 64 00:03:02,054 --> 00:03:04,784 So, you're still enjoying this relationship? 65 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:07,518 I mean, I guess we've lost some of the heat since we have kissed. 66 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:09,787 I mean, how do you relight that fire? 67 00:03:09,895 --> 00:03:12,523 But I can't break up with her. I always assumed she would break up with me. 68 00:03:12,631 --> 00:03:16,362 Well, we may have to find a way to speed that process up. 69 00:03:16,468 --> 00:03:19,130 And later that day, Michael caught Lindsay up... 70 00:03:19,238 --> 00:03:22,833 on the emotional bond he was forming with Sally. 71 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:26,069 Oh, big deal, three times. I've had three times plenty of times. 72 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:28,169 Yes! 73 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,077 Did you call my name? 74 00:03:30,182 --> 00:03:32,207 Absolutely not. 75 00:03:32,318 --> 00:03:34,377 I just hope that George Michael is really okay with it. 76 00:03:34,486 --> 00:03:37,683 I think you're looking for a reason this isn't going to work... 77 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:40,987 because you can't handle happiness, and you like to suffer. 78 00:03:41,093 --> 00:03:45,086 Oh, how delicious! 79 00:03:45,197 --> 00:03:47,688 Oh, hey, let's not spin in the comfy chair. 80 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,258 Look at this delicious piece of irony. I'm being sued for divorce. 81 00:03:51,370 --> 00:03:53,497 - Me. - Thought you were single? 82 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:55,232 Yeah, I keep forgetting that I got married. 83 00:03:55,341 --> 00:03:58,708 Gob met a woman one night. 84 00:03:58,811 --> 00:04:02,269 And after a series of escalating dares, married her. 85 00:04:02,381 --> 00:04:04,178 Yes, but it's all coming back to me now. 86 00:04:04,283 --> 00:04:05,910 She was a seal dealer. 87 00:04:06,018 --> 00:04:10,079 She raised and sold seals to aquariums and marine parks, that sort of thing. 88 00:04:10,189 --> 00:04:13,750 Then she went off to fight her war and left me to look after them. 89 00:04:13,859 --> 00:04:16,589 It was while in the service that her penchant for daring... 90 00:04:16,695 --> 00:04:18,663 found a natural outlet. 91 00:04:20,032 --> 00:04:21,966 I've never known you to look after a seal. 92 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:24,763 Turns out it's a major hassle. Tried to include one in my act once. 93 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:27,737 There's a reason you don't typically see live seals in a magic show. 94 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,104 So with a simple wave of my- 95 00:04:31,377 --> 00:04:34,039 Oh, look-it over... there. 96 00:04:34,146 --> 00:04:36,637 Well, one of the "Desperate Housewives," looking so desperate. 97 00:04:38,851 --> 00:04:42,014 So I released them from whence they came, and now she's stomping on my heart. 98 00:04:42,121 --> 00:04:44,089 - What's her first name? Quickly. - Krindy. 99 00:04:44,189 --> 00:04:46,419 Name's not Krindy, Gob. 100 00:04:46,525 --> 00:04:50,154 Ah, Saul Zentsman. No, that's her lawyer. 101 00:04:50,262 --> 00:04:53,129 Well, she's got a name. And I'm gonna find out what it is... 102 00:04:53,232 --> 00:04:56,668 and then I'm gonna make a pun on it, and that's what I'll call her. 103 00:04:56,769 --> 00:04:58,896 Bad example- if her name's Amy, I'll call her Blamy. 104 00:04:59,004 --> 00:05:00,995 That's a strong defense. I'll tell you what. 105 00:05:01,106 --> 00:05:03,597 I'll help you look for Barry tomorrow. I think Dad prepaid him... 106 00:05:03,709 --> 00:05:05,939 for Lindsay and Tobias's divorce anyway. 107 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:09,411 Look at us. Three relationships, all falling apart. 108 00:05:09,515 --> 00:05:12,712 Maybe it's time we actually took some responsibility for that. 109 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:15,651 - I think it's Mom's fault. - I was gonna say the exact same thing. 110 00:05:15,754 --> 00:05:18,314 No, that's not a spinner. 111 00:05:18,424 --> 00:05:22,326 So this is how my children speak of me when I'm not here. 112 00:05:22,428 --> 00:05:24,521 - What are you doin' here, Mom? - Your brother Buster... 113 00:05:24,630 --> 00:05:26,598 wants to meet me at the beach tomorrow. 114 00:05:26,698 --> 00:05:30,190 Do you know what this is about? Because if it's about going in the ocean... 115 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:32,702 the answer is no, he's not going in the ocean. 116 00:05:32,805 --> 00:05:35,069 Well, there are bigger dangers, Mom. 117 00:05:35,174 --> 00:05:38,439 Like, say, signing him up for the army during wartime. 118 00:05:38,544 --> 00:05:40,603 What the hell was I supposed to do? 119 00:05:40,712 --> 00:05:43,112 Michael Moore confronted me in front of the whole country. 120 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:45,775 First of all, it wasn't Michael Moore. It was a look-alike. 121 00:05:45,884 --> 00:05:47,977 And it wasn't in front of the whole country. 122 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,020 It was for a bit on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 123 00:05:50,122 --> 00:05:52,522 I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out. 124 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:56,185 But the next day, she did find out what Buster wanted. 125 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:58,889 Okay, I think we have enough of you two kissing. 126 00:05:58,997 --> 00:06:01,966 Oh, I can't believe you hired a photographer. 127 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:05,127 We haven't done this since the Balboa Bay Window magazine. 128 00:06:07,406 --> 00:06:10,466 So, I wanted you to have a recent picture of me... 129 00:06:10,576 --> 00:06:13,511 because they want to ship me out tomorrow with army. 130 00:06:13,612 --> 00:06:15,978 What? To where? 131 00:06:16,081 --> 00:06:18,811 Iraq. And I just might be out of options. 132 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,817 I don't want to go, but they keep- 133 00:06:20,919 --> 00:06:23,649 I know what this is about. You want to go swimming in the ocean. 134 00:06:23,755 --> 00:06:25,655 Well, you can forget it. 135 00:06:25,757 --> 00:06:27,748 - I don't think that's what this is about. - Yes, it is. 136 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,021 He's trying to punish me or something. 137 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:33,620 - Whatever happened to "Keepin' It Fresh"? - I was 30 years old then, Mother. 138 00:06:33,732 --> 00:06:37,099 I'm 32 now! And I'm not trying to teach you a lesson. 139 00:06:37,202 --> 00:06:39,102 Well, I may not have been a perfect mother. 140 00:06:39,204 --> 00:06:41,069 But, you know, kids don't come with a handbook. 141 00:06:41,173 --> 00:06:44,609 In fact, there are thousands ofbooks written on child-rearing. 142 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:47,110 But Lucille was in denial. 143 00:06:47,212 --> 00:06:49,203 If he wants to go swimming, let him. 144 00:06:49,314 --> 00:06:53,148 And Buster was far from ready to go swimming in the ocean. 145 00:06:55,621 --> 00:06:58,556 And later, Michael and Gob tracked down their attorney... 146 00:06:58,657 --> 00:07:01,990 - Barry Zuckerkorn. - Thank you so much for coming down here. 147 00:07:02,094 --> 00:07:05,222 I've got a big case. I'm representing Skip Church's restaurant. 148 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:08,060 - I don't care. - A waitress that works there is claiming... 149 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:11,693 that by eating Skip's Scramble several times a week is making her a fatty. 150 00:07:11,803 --> 00:07:14,101 We need to speak to you about getting a divorce for Gob. 151 00:07:14,206 --> 00:07:17,437 - Oh, well, I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? - Actually, she died. 152 00:07:17,543 --> 00:07:21,707 - You're kidding. I've been taking credit for that for years. - Credit? 153 00:07:21,813 --> 00:07:24,043 - Who's their lawyer? - Saul Zentsman. Do you know him? 154 00:07:24,149 --> 00:07:27,141 I have Chinese with him every Friday night at Miss Temple's. 155 00:07:27,252 --> 00:07:30,085 - He's tough. - I just want my wife back. 156 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,917 Save it for the stand, okay, Tom Jane? 157 00:07:32,024 --> 00:07:35,460 Fine. I'll get into this as soon as I lose this case. 158 00:07:35,561 --> 00:07:38,325 You know who's defending the fatty? Maggie Lizer. 159 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,660 Maggie Lizer, our old prosecutor? 160 00:07:40,766 --> 00:07:43,064 Michael had an affair with Maggie Lizer... 161 00:07:43,168 --> 00:07:46,331 while she was both pretending to be blind and prosecuting the family. 162 00:07:46,438 --> 00:07:49,635 It was with her he'd first set the three-time record. 163 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:51,709 Yes! 164 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,404 Their relationship ended somewhat abruptly. 165 00:07:56,882 --> 00:07:59,282 - Wow. How does she look? - Well, she's get- 166 00:07:59,384 --> 00:08:01,284 If you ask me, bigger. 167 00:08:01,386 --> 00:08:04,116 - She was bigger- - Are you sure you're okay to go on? 168 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,122 Because she was pregnant. 169 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:09,318 It's not my belly we have to worry about, Your Honor. 170 00:08:09,428 --> 00:08:11,589 It's Loretta's. 171 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:17,602 Being tempted day in and day out by those Skip's Scrambles. 172 00:08:18,637 --> 00:08:20,434 Bring 'em in, boys. 173 00:08:22,507 --> 00:08:24,441 Oh, I'm cooked. They love her. 174 00:08:24,543 --> 00:08:26,773 Tell you the truth, I preferred it when she was blind. 175 00:08:26,878 --> 00:08:30,075 And so, Michael caught up with his onetime lover. 176 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:33,345 How you doin'? Wow, you look... fantastic. 177 00:08:33,452 --> 00:08:36,853 Wow. Haven't seen you since we had an affair and you ruined my career. 178 00:08:36,955 --> 00:08:40,049 Yeah, I was gonna call you a couple of times, and then I just- 179 00:08:40,158 --> 00:08:43,150 I got to thinking, uh, "What if she brings that up?" 180 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:47,527 To tell you the truth, I am so relieved not to be pretending to be blind anymore. 181 00:08:47,633 --> 00:08:52,570 It's actually taught me not to rely on cheap tricks to get the jury's sympathy. 182 00:08:52,671 --> 00:08:54,798 I'm sorry. I know I'm not supposed to do this... 183 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,897 but we just spend so much time in that box. 184 00:08:57,009 --> 00:09:00,240 - I knitted you something. - Oh, Juror Number Four! 185 00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:04,645 Gosh, thank you. I feel so bad I fought so hard to keep you off the jury. 186 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,877 - Oh- - Ms. Lizer, can I see you in my chambers? 187 00:09:06,985 --> 00:09:09,317 Oh. Yes, Your Honor. 188 00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:12,857 In fact, Judge Ping had a gift for Maggie too- 189 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:17,156 an Ocean-Sounds Toddler Rocker he'd asked his bailiff to assemble. 190 00:09:17,262 --> 00:09:19,992 Too bad the trial's not going longer. She could've knit you something that fit. 191 00:09:20,098 --> 00:09:22,259 I know. I'm so big now. 192 00:09:22,367 --> 00:09:24,426 No, no, come on. They look great. 193 00:09:24,536 --> 00:09:26,003 You look great. You look fantastic. 194 00:09:26,104 --> 00:09:28,664 Last time I saw you was in that jury box right there, wasn't it? 195 00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:30,867 - Wasn't it like a year ago? - Oh, Chip, you know what? 196 00:09:30,976 --> 00:09:33,376 Can you take this back to my house? 197 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:38,682 Actually, it's been about eight and a half months. 198 00:09:38,784 --> 00:09:40,684 Eight and a half months, huh? Wow. 199 00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:42,879 I see somebody has been counting the, uh- 200 00:09:44,623 --> 00:09:48,423 Eight and a half months. Wow. Really? Could've sworn it was a year. 201 00:09:50,562 --> 00:09:52,928 Michael hadjust learned... 202 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:56,762 that the woman he'd been intimate with eight and a half months earlier... 203 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,699 was eight-and-a-half months pregnant. 204 00:09:58,804 --> 00:10:00,965 - Didn't I use something? - No. 205 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:04,236 You thought I was blind, remember? 206 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:07,140 Don't worry. You're not the father, Michael. 207 00:10:07,245 --> 00:10:08,405 - No problem. - Really? 208 00:10:08,513 --> 00:10:09,912 - Right. - You sure? I mean, uh- 209 00:10:10,015 --> 00:10:13,280 I could be. What if I was? Don't you want to discuss this maybe? 210 00:10:13,385 --> 00:10:15,512 Michael, I haven't heard from you. 211 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,611 L- I really don't want to hear from you now. 212 00:10:17,723 --> 00:10:20,283 Listen, if you're interested, come to the baptism. 213 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:22,656 You can hurl a Bible at the baby. 214 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:26,162 And that night, Michael met up with Sally... 215 00:10:26,264 --> 00:10:29,233 where he felt he needed to be honest with her. 216 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:31,234 Sally... 217 00:10:31,336 --> 00:10:33,270 you need to know about my child. 218 00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:35,271 George Michael. He approves. 219 00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:38,069 No, there may be another child in the mix. 220 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:42,613 I ran into an ex. We had a very messed up relationship. 221 00:10:42,714 --> 00:10:45,581 It was based totally on lies. But she's pregnant. 222 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:48,653 She said something that led me to believe that it might be mine. 223 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:52,212 - But you said she was a liar. - Sh-She is. 224 00:10:52,324 --> 00:10:54,519 She said it wasn't mine, so- 225 00:10:54,626 --> 00:10:56,685 - Why are you telling me this? - Well, because obviously... 226 00:10:56,795 --> 00:10:59,161 if it is my child, I'm gonna have to be responsible for it... 227 00:10:59,264 --> 00:11:01,528 and that's going to make things awfully complicated for us. 228 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:04,864 Michael, you know what? You're always looking for things to get between us. 229 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:06,870 First, it was "What's your son gonna think?" 230 00:11:06,972 --> 00:11:08,872 And now you think you're having a baby... 231 00:11:08,974 --> 00:11:11,169 because a woman who lies told you you weren't. 232 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:14,439 That's a great way to say that. We really do communicate well, do you know that? 233 00:11:15,714 --> 00:11:17,579 Are you insane? You broke up with her because... 234 00:11:17,682 --> 00:11:20,981 somebody who doesn't want you might be pregnant with your baby? 235 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:24,317 No, Sally broke up with me. And as for Maggie... 236 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,788 I didn't even know that she was pregnant when I first saw her. 237 00:11:26,892 --> 00:11:28,883 All I could see was her giant chest- box. 238 00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:31,861 She had this- Some people call it a chest. I call it a box. 239 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:34,864 She was holding this giant box. Maybe I should've just stayed out of it. 240 00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:37,594 She did make it pretty clear that she doesn't want me around. 241 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,330 Come on, Michael. She's probably not even pregnant. 242 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,531 You said she was carrying a big box? 243 00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:44,541 Pregnant women tend not to do that. 244 00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:46,804 It did say "60 pounds" on it. 245 00:11:47,913 --> 00:11:50,006 Okay, l-I've done this wrong. 246 00:11:50,115 --> 00:11:53,482 I should've found out whether it was a real pregnancy before I told my dream girl about it. 247 00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:55,712 You know what I do, Mike? Check their urine. 248 00:11:55,821 --> 00:11:59,188 Make 'em pee in a cup, and pee in a cup right in front of me. 249 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:02,488 Yeah, well, thanks, Gob. But, uh, I think we should just keep on lookin'. 250 00:12:02,594 --> 00:12:04,585 I don't know how I can make that sound like me. 251 00:12:04,696 --> 00:12:07,927 So you get someone to break into her house, rig the toilet... 252 00:12:08,033 --> 00:12:11,002 collect the pee, test it, and expose the lie. 253 00:12:11,102 --> 00:12:13,662 I mean, I'd do it, but I'm goin' through a divorce here, guy. 254 00:12:13,772 --> 00:12:16,536 Oh, a pregnancy test. 255 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:19,337 There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? Oh, no. 256 00:12:19,444 --> 00:12:22,277 We had to create our little Frankenstein monster... 257 00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:25,440 out of science and money and just a dash of- 258 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:28,212 Maeby, what- H-How long have you been standing there? 259 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,948 - I just walked in. - Just walked in. 260 00:12:31,056 --> 00:12:35,049 Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb. 261 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,960 You know what? Tobias and I will break into her house and get the specimen. 262 00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:41,692 - We've been looking for a little excitement. - Yeah! 263 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,395 It'll be fun. We will be like Tracy and Hepburn. 264 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:49,769 - "What do you say, you old poop?" - Oh, God, he's Hepburn. 265 00:12:49,875 --> 00:12:51,934 I am done with Buster. 266 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:54,102 He pushes my buttons. That's all he does. 267 00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:56,271 He also zips you up and sands your elbows. 268 00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:59,817 Not anymore. No, no, no. He's pretending he's going to war. 269 00:12:59,918 --> 00:13:02,318 Mr. Big Shot. God knows what he's really doing. 270 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:05,321 Wait a minute. He said he's going to war? Aren't you worried? 271 00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:07,323 Oh, you're sounding like your uncle. 272 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:10,087 And I've had enough of his attitude too. 273 00:13:10,195 --> 00:13:13,722 - The boy is going to war. You're gonna have to face that. - It's none of your business! 274 00:13:13,832 --> 00:13:15,732 He is my boy! 275 00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,961 - I need macaroons. - Oh, you're high! 276 00:13:18,069 --> 00:13:21,835 Oh, well, you can win every argument like that, but that does not make you right. 277 00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:25,808 I don't want you telling him you're his father! I need ice! 278 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:27,936 Can't you see you're in denial? 279 00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:30,514 - You're high! - You're drunk! 280 00:13:30,615 --> 00:13:33,175 - Where did Buster say he was going? - Iraq. 281 00:13:33,285 --> 00:13:36,345 Which is a shot at your father. Thank God he's not here to hear this. 282 00:13:36,454 --> 00:13:39,651 Excuse me one second. 283 00:13:39,758 --> 00:13:42,192 - It's the pipes. - You know, Mother Lucille... 284 00:13:42,294 --> 00:13:45,092 there's a psychological concept... 285 00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:47,664 known as denial that I believe you're evincing. 286 00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:50,826 It's when a thought is so hateful... 287 00:13:50,936 --> 00:13:53,666 that the mind literally rejects it. 288 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:57,731 You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law... 289 00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:00,003 and you will never get work as an actor... 290 00:14:00,111 --> 00:14:02,341 because you have no talent. 291 00:14:04,082 --> 00:14:07,848 Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. 292 00:14:07,953 --> 00:14:10,387 And Maeby saw a way to help her cousin. 293 00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:12,854 I know how to get rid of Ann. You put her in a room with Gangy. 294 00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:16,655 - She'll criticize her away. - But what would Gangy have to criticize about Ann? 295 00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:19,286 Oh, George Michael- 296 00:14:19,397 --> 00:14:21,558 In the attic, Michael met with George Sr... 297 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:25,466 - who'd overheard about Buster. - He can't go. You can't let him. 298 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,470 I command you. 299 00:14:27,572 --> 00:14:29,631 I really hate it when you put on the God costume. 300 00:14:29,741 --> 00:14:31,868 George Sr. Had always worn the God costume... 301 00:14:31,977 --> 00:14:34,537 at the annual Living Classics Pageant... 302 00:14:34,646 --> 00:14:39,310 where he and Buster re-created Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam. 303 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:43,877 What if I never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again? 304 00:14:43,989 --> 00:14:46,253 - I gotta go to him. - Pop, you're a wanted man. 305 00:14:46,358 --> 00:14:48,690 You cannot risk leaving the attic all the time. 306 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:51,023 Oh, when? When have I ever left the attic? 307 00:14:51,129 --> 00:14:54,326 Two days ago. Right? Saw you floating around the Ford dealership. 308 00:14:54,432 --> 00:14:56,900 Yeah, well, have you seen the new Ford Mustang? 309 00:14:57,002 --> 00:14:58,902 You could hump that hood. 310 00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:01,700 And Michael set the plan in motion to get... 311 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,206 - Maggie out ofher house. - Hi, Maggie. 312 00:15:04,309 --> 00:15:06,675 - Are you blind again? - For the pizza guy. 313 00:15:06,778 --> 00:15:09,246 I give him a five. I tell him to keep the change. 314 00:15:09,347 --> 00:15:11,611 What are you doin' here, Michael? I'm with a client. 315 00:15:11,716 --> 00:15:13,479 - Is that the pizza? - No! 316 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:15,348 You'll get your pizza. 317 00:15:15,453 --> 00:15:18,581 She's taking the stand tomorrow. I want to make sure it creaks. 318 00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,749 There's so much I don't understand about the law. 319 00:15:20,859 --> 00:15:25,296 Look, Maggie, if this child is mine, I really need to know. 320 00:15:25,397 --> 00:15:28,958 So can you spare a few minutes for someone who might be the father of your baby? 321 00:15:29,067 --> 00:15:31,297 Of course I can. 322 00:15:31,403 --> 00:15:34,395 - Okay. - But it's not you. 323 00:15:38,977 --> 00:15:40,877 Oh, for God's sakes. 324 00:15:40,979 --> 00:15:43,573 Oh, come on! 325 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,911 Fine. Let me get Miss Fat Ass outta here... 326 00:15:46,017 --> 00:15:48,076 - and I'll meet you in the car. - Okay. 327 00:15:48,186 --> 00:15:51,212 Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie's house... 328 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:54,689 Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action. 329 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:57,284 - I'm cloaking myself in her scent. - Oh! She's not blind. 330 00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:59,295 Well, she was when she bought this. 331 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:03,765 - Oh, my God! That's her! - Get in the tub! 332 00:16:05,603 --> 00:16:08,834 Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor. 333 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:12,068 I want you to know that it's okay for you to hide. 334 00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:16,079 A man can hide. There's a quiet courage in that. 335 00:16:16,181 --> 00:16:18,081 You're a good uncle. 336 00:16:18,183 --> 00:16:21,152 I'm not your uncle. I'm your father. 337 00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:23,482 - What? - Shh. Shh. Quiet courage. 338 00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:26,022 Quiet courage. Hide. 339 00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:28,524 But Buster was confused. 340 00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:31,186 You lied to me. Uncle Oscar's my father. 341 00:16:31,296 --> 00:16:33,958 He just told me so. And maybe you're not even my real mother. 342 00:16:34,065 --> 00:16:37,296 For all I know, Lucille 2 is my real mother. Oh! 343 00:16:37,402 --> 00:16:39,336 Buster, you were never supposed to know. 344 00:16:39,437 --> 00:16:42,531 Oh, yeah? Well, here's something you should know. I'm going to war! 345 00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:48,989 Buster hadjust discovered he'd been lied to by his parents. 346 00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,358 I'm going to war! 347 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,590 - You told him you were his father! - I did no such thing! 348 00:16:53,698 --> 00:16:55,859 - You're high! - You're drunk! 349 00:16:57,335 --> 00:16:59,235 George. 350 00:16:59,337 --> 00:17:01,771 He must've come here to say good-bye to Buster. 351 00:17:01,873 --> 00:17:05,365 And that's when Lucille snapped out ofher denial. 352 00:17:05,477 --> 00:17:07,604 My baby's going to war. 353 00:17:07,712 --> 00:17:10,010 Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence... 354 00:17:10,115 --> 00:17:12,276 that Maggie was truly pregnant. 355 00:17:12,384 --> 00:17:14,284 And they were having fun doing it. 356 00:17:14,386 --> 00:17:17,184 That's the first time we were in the shower since our honeymoon. 357 00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,189 And this time, no tears. 358 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:22,021 Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. "60 pounds." 359 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:26,120 But it didn't weigh 60 pounds. 360 00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:29,894 Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun. 361 00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:33,300 Sally Sitwell? You know, I think I had her little play oven. 362 00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:35,873 Yeah, I know. It's a funny name. But she's a doll. 363 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:38,101 Yeah, I had one. 364 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,542 If you pull her hair, she'd cry or something. 365 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,442 This one kinda does that too. 366 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:44,811 - Hello. - We got the pee, and we're gonna get it checked. 367 00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:48,647 But, listen, you should know that that box that says "60 pounds"- 368 00:17:48,753 --> 00:17:50,948 it's actually like two pounds. 369 00:17:51,056 --> 00:17:54,025 I think she's pregnant, Michael. I mean, there's baby stuff here and- 370 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:57,026 Tobias, stop it. That's for the baby. It's not- 371 00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:59,255 - We're having a really good time. - Yeah? 372 00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:02,561 - Well, I kind of am too. - Bye. 373 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:05,158 So, no more lies. Tell me the truth. 374 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:08,899 If-lf that baby is mine, maybe we're meant to be together. 375 00:18:10,976 --> 00:18:13,410 Of course it is, Michael. 376 00:18:15,447 --> 00:18:18,382 But that's when the Fünkes discovered what was in the box... 377 00:18:18,483 --> 00:18:20,474 that was so easy to lift. 378 00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:26,413 - That's what it is. - Okay, the box was light 'cause it had a fake stomach in it. 379 00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:29,152 It looks like she's faking it. Oh, God. I hope you get this. 380 00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:31,126 Wait up, please. 381 00:18:31,229 --> 00:18:34,027 And George Michael and Maeby brought Ann to the penthouse... 382 00:18:34,132 --> 00:18:36,862 in hopes that Lucille would drive her away. 383 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:38,697 Isn't Ann great? 384 00:18:38,803 --> 00:18:40,600 - Oh, she's lovely. - Unfortunately... 385 00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:43,469 she was distracted by the thought oflosing Buster. 386 00:18:43,575 --> 00:18:45,304 Hey, do you have any bread pudding? 387 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,470 'Cause you'd be surprised how much this one can put away. 388 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:51,777 - Ha! - Now that Buster's not here, there's no one to finish it. 389 00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:55,216 I don't care if I ever eat again. 390 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:04,190 You know, when times are tough... 391 00:19:04,296 --> 00:19:07,561 you can always turn to the power of prayer. 392 00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,998 Here we go. 393 00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:12,695 Show me. 394 00:19:12,804 --> 00:19:15,705 This was a big get for God... 395 00:19:15,807 --> 00:19:18,139 and Michael brought Maggie home to meet his son. 396 00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:21,178 This is gonna be easy. He's been signing off on everyone lately. Maybe he called. 397 00:19:21,279 --> 00:19:23,747 Hey, so what's the deal on Zuckerkorn? 398 00:19:23,848 --> 00:19:26,612 'Cause you know my fat case- it's really pretty thin. 399 00:19:26,718 --> 00:19:29,881 - Lying, untrustworthy- - Yeah. 400 00:19:29,988 --> 00:19:32,354 Plus, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. 401 00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:34,357 No, no. I'm talkin' about you, Maggie. 402 00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:36,359 I don't know why I'm surprised. I shouldn't be. 403 00:19:36,461 --> 00:19:38,326 You're a liar. You lie. 404 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:41,422 Well, I mean, I heard he hangs out at rest stops. Okay- 405 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:45,094 And I keep buying it too. And so maybe there is something wrong with me. 406 00:19:45,203 --> 00:19:47,068 I thought we were startin' to trust each other. 407 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:51,165 I got a message from my sister saying there's a box at your house with a fat suit in it. 408 00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:54,268 - What've you got? A different one for each trimester? - You had your sister... 409 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:57,075 - break into my house? - Which one are you wearin' right now? 410 00:19:57,182 --> 00:19:59,082 Is this the ready-to-burst model? 411 00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:02,278 Now, there's zero trust here. Good-bye. 412 00:20:02,387 --> 00:20:05,413 It's been fun- 413 00:20:05,523 --> 00:20:08,083 not. - Michael had hoped something more dramatic... 414 00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:10,024 would have come out ofhis mouth. 415 00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:11,755 Or at least more current. 416 00:20:11,863 --> 00:20:14,889 Oh, you're so right, Michael. I really can't be trusted. 417 00:20:14,999 --> 00:20:17,593 'Cause I'm fakin' it- 418 00:20:19,237 --> 00:20:21,137 not. 419 00:20:23,742 --> 00:20:26,302 Hello, Michael. Well, my wife and I... 420 00:20:26,411 --> 00:20:30,677 finally had the thrill of seeing a plus sign on a pregnancy test. 421 00:20:30,782 --> 00:20:32,875 You're gonna be a daddy! 422 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,245 On the next Arrested Development. 423 00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,721 Barry gets a big break on his case. 424 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:42,384 The fat girl in my Skip Church's case? Not fat. 425 00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:45,463 The attorney bought her a fat suit. Oh! I've got another case. 426 00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,224 Maggie is suing you for paternity. 427 00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,994 And for the first time, Lucille prays. 428 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,661 Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to... 429 00:20:52,771 --> 00:20:54,671 to keep my boy from going to war. 430 00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:56,673 And Buster is on his way... 431 00:20:56,775 --> 00:21:00,472 when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage. 432 00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:04,844 Loose seal! Watch out for loose seal! 433 00:21:04,949 --> 00:21:07,008 I don't care about Lucille! 434 00:21:07,118 --> 00:21:09,018 She lies! 435 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,145 And then a seal bites offhis hand. 436 00:21:11,256 --> 00:21:12,314 Aaa- 437 00:21:12,424 --> 00:21:13,652 ...men.