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D'oh!
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In a world,
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in a hemisphere,
in a continent, in a country,
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in a state, in a city,
in a neighborhood,
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in a street, in a house,
in a living room,
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five heroes would be called.
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♪ The Simpsons 24x10 ♪
A Test Before Trying
Original Air Date on January 13, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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To tackle the most dangerous
quest of their lives.
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Let's sit on
that couch.
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♪
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They're in.
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And in retrospect,
city officials regret holding
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the gang truce negotiations
at Santa's Village.
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In other news,
we're about to go live
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to Mr. Burns' announcement
of his annual rate hike.
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Springfielders are about
to find out how much
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their electricity bills
will go up.
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I'm being told that Mr. Burns
is approaching the lectern now.
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Apparently there are a few
stairs he's struggling to climb.
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He's up the stairs but is now
being buffeted by the breeze.
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And they've put
some rocks in his pocket and...
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we're ready to go.
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To decide how much your
electricity bills will rise,
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I've assembled a team
of distinguished economists
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and placed plausible rate hike
percentages on their backs.
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Now we will use unfettered
free market principles
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to arrive at a number.
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Release the hounds.
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Notice how the
Keynesians climb trees
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while the Austrian school
economists hide under rocks.
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That is
fascinating.
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And there you have it,
folks, rates will rise
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a healthy 17%.
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And now, to help you disperse...
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Let me guess, you're going
to release the hounds again.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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Release the radioactive steam.
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Electricity costs
are going up 17%.
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This station can't afford that.
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We're barely keeping
the lights on as it is.
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I know it's a
kid's show,
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but I got to
see you topless.
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This isn't
your dressing room.
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I know, but the
monkey's got a girl
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in my dressing room.
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The decision to pull
the plug is never easy.
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Particularly with
the 17% rate hike.
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Do I get a vote?
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That's just air
escaping his lungs.
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Oh, I guess we'll be peeling
our shrimp by hand this year.
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We can keep the shrimp
de-veiner, though, right?
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I'm afraid not.
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And this goes, too.
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When I found out
shrimp cocktails had no alcohol,
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I really lost interest.
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Children,
we can no longer afford
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to use anything electric.
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However, we will still be able
to watch today's film,
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thanks to the magic
of potato power.
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Sometimes Y: the story
of a vowel that goes both ways.
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Emergency meeting in the
faculty lounge. BYOB.
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Well, class,
I don't mind leaving you,
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because one of you is my spy.
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You said
you weren't going to tell.
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Oh, wait, you didn't.
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So no one knows
who the Milhouse is.
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The school is broke.
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I had to sell
all the trombone mutes.
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Why did I sell one to Nelson?
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Hmm. Sounds better than
half the kids in the band.
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So does a leaf blower.
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Look, the district can't afford
to keep every school open,
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so all the kids will take
a standardized test.
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Whichever school scores the
lowest will be closed forever.
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So you're saying, if our kids
don't pass this test,
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you're shutting down
Springfield Elementary?
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I don't teach to the test.
I teach 'em to dodge balls.
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Things they can use in life.
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How is that useful?
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Ow.
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We all came here
to avoid scrutiny.
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Who else would
hire a lunch lady
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accused of poisoning
her husband?
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Never convicted.
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They couldn't
find the body.
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Anyone care for some
chicken-Pete pie?
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Did you say "chicken-Pete pie"?
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His friends called him Pete.
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Good-bye, my electrical friends.
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I can't afford to use you,
so I'm doing what any good
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American would do:
throw you away.
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And it still works.
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This could come in handy.
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Ah, ah, ah, but let me check
that list of things
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Marge said never to bring home.
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Dogs, cats, octopuses,
octopi, octopuseseseses.
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Parking meter,
you're working for me now.
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Mannequin heads,
you're working for me now.
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Lot of people at the dump today.
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The proctors
are here.
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Their leader seems
to be a woman.
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Catalog poses.
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When will they finish
grading those tests?
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I hate waiting; that's
why I hate risotto.
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Even mushroom
risotto?
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What do you think?!
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So...
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...how'd we do?
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Not as bad as the worst school
in the state.
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Oh, thank God.
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You did worse than the
worst school in the state,
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which now makes
this school
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the worst school
in the state.
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Why did you say that to us
in the meanest way you could?
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To show you
that there's no way out.
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Except...
Except what?
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No, I meant you should
accept your terrible fate.
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Oh.
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This place
is worse
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than the elementary
school in prison.
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This student filled in
everything but the ovals.
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In art school
he'd be a genius.
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This isn't an art school.
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We tried to have ourselves
accredited as one,
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but no one here could,
uh, draw the pirate.
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Children, Groundskeeper Willie
will direct you
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to your new school district.
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Any correlation to your talents,
needs, or friends
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is completely coincidental.
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Sherri, you're going
to West Ogdenville.
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Terri, North Haverbrook.
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But we've never
been separated.
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I'm not sure
we can even live apart.
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Stop your whinging.
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It's not like you're losing
a rake or a backhoe.
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Nelson, you're off to
Arkham Elementary School
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for the
Criminally Insane.
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Well, I'm glad
you're not upset.
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All my extra credit
points are like
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frequent flyer miles
on a bankrupt airline.
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Hey, don't blame me.
I didn't even take the test.
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You didn't?
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Is there no limit
to your disrespect?
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Eh, I had
something better to do.
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Driving you crazy instead
of pulling off your legs.
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I've really matured.
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Wait a minute.
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If you take the test now,
your score could raise
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the average
and save the school.
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Proctor Clarkson, one student
still hasn't taken the test.
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Let it be Martin,
let it be Martin.
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It's Bart.
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I have an aunt named Hope.
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Perhaps you'd like
to kill her as well.
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Bart will
take his exam
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first thing
tomorrow morning.
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Bart, I'm begging you
to try and study.
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When I think begging, I don't
imagine someone standing up.
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Sorry, I can't
grant a favor
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to someone I don't
respect anymore.
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You can spin in my chair!
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Whee!
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Spinner!
Slow down.
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Well, sure the Lord wouldn't
have placed his meter there
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if he didn't want me to park.
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This is the easiest money
I've ever made.
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Lugging around
a 90-pound parking meter.
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It's not
that kind.
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All right, now to drag
the meter to the next idiot.
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Oh, God, my back.
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Suckers.
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Oh, my disks are grinding.
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Easy money.
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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
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♪ Turn and face
the strange ch-ch-changes ♪
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♪ Don't wanna be a richer man
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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
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♪ Turn and face
the strange ch-ch-changes. ♪
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Thanks for the
freedom of speech, dorks.
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Uh, we're cool, right, boy?
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Nothing a few George
Washingtons won't solve.
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Now, to sleep
the sleep of the just.
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Godspeed, old chum.
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Pass the test
and your lunch money is yours.
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I'm a kid you've never seen,
and I speak for all
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the kids you've
never seen.
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Do it, man, or you'll
never see us again.
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Principal Skinner, could you help me
sharpen this pencil?
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I guess a little circular
grinding might relax me.
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I can't do this.
I'm not ready.
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You really didn't study?
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Well, I slept
on my books,
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so I might have gotten
something through osmosis.
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So, you know what osmosis is?
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Uh, pajamas?
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Let me make this crystal
clear to you, Simpson.
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If you don't
pass this test,
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it will destroy the school.
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Our entire school riding on
that coffee can head of yours.
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We've got to get you
more time to study.
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But how?
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Pull the fire alarm.
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I'd do it,
but everyone's looking at me.
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What to do, what to do?
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Don't do it, Seymour.
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You've never broken
school rules. Ever.
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You wimp.
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Children, remain calm,
find your disaster buddy,
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which is different
from your lab partner
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but may be the same
as your lunchroom buddy.
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Well, well, well...
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Looks like Mr. Vanilla
just grew some chocolate chips.
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Save your analogies for the
analogy portion of the exam.
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I bought you time, boy.
Don't blow it.
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I won't.
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I'm going to ignore everything
else on my schedule.
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Pass this test
and the eggs are on me.
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They will be, Seymour.
They will be.
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I'm king of the bus station.
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Meter, meter,
quarter cheater?
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A rogue parking meter has been
terrorizing the streets.
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Experts estimate the cost
to taxpayers at north of $50.
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That's right, Kent.
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The entire force is on
the lookout for anyone
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with an excessive
amount of change.
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Our top criminologists
have a theory
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as to what the suspect
just might look like.
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But, of course,
that question mark could be
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an exclamation point
or an interrobang.
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And the man or woman
could be Hispanic or,
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most frightening,
contain no punctuation at all.
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So, how's the studying going?
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When I start I'll tell you.
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This is the most selfish
thing you've ever done.
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You're letting your friends
go hang because you
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are lazy and selfish and, hey,
are you falling asleep
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just to spite me?
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Hey, why aren't
you eating that?
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There's four of us
and eight slices.
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We don't know how
to divide it.
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Something Stu forgot
the music he loves.
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Mrs. Krabappel?
Are you a teacher of the night?
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Ha, I wish I
was a hooker.
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No one in this town
has any money.
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But the worst thing is what's
happened to the school.
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No, no!
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What have I done?
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Spinach farm, huh?
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That's right,
you talk in your sleep.
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Lisa, I want to
pass that test.
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But I need your help.
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I have all sorts of problems:
254
00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:37,049
Lack of attention,
I'm afraid of ovals,
255
00:15:37,084 --> 00:15:38,701
I only know 24 letters.
256
00:15:38,735 --> 00:15:40,419
Don't you fall asleep on me.
257
00:15:42,956 --> 00:15:46,025
Excuse me,
you're that proctor
258
00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:48,528
that's shutting down
my children's school.
259
00:15:48,562 --> 00:15:49,962
I don't shut anything down.
260
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,731
People cut their own heads,
261
00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:53,599
and I just tip 'em
into the basket.
262
00:15:53,634 --> 00:15:57,436
You've been in public education
a long time, haven't you?
263
00:16:12,452 --> 00:16:14,403
Freeze,
Jack Nickel-scum.
264
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:16,088
Wha...?
265
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,975
You know what they do
to parking meter thieves in prison?
266
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:20,877
They probably treat 'em
pretty well.
267
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:24,113
But when you get out, you're
not eligible for jury duty.
268
00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:25,982
Which, again,
sounds pretty good.
269
00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,552
Eat silver, copper.
270
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:30,720
D'oh!
271
00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:36,959
Stay with me, man.
272
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:38,261
Stay with me.
273
00:16:40,964 --> 00:16:43,232
No, no!
274
00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:46,969
You're the first successful
business I've ever run.
275
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,772
It's hopeless.
276
00:16:49,806 --> 00:16:52,308
I can't make up for ten years
of goofing off in one day.
277
00:16:52,342 --> 00:16:53,976
I need two days.
278
00:16:54,011 --> 00:16:57,013
Look, the thing is,
it's more important to know
279
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:59,348
how to take a test
than knowing what's on it.
280
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:00,983
So do the ones you know first.
281
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:03,286
If you don't know one,
guess "B" and move on.
282
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,789
Now, what is the capital
of Massachusetts?
283
00:17:06,823 --> 00:17:08,524
Uh, "B"?
284
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:09,659
Very good.
285
00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:20,353
Okay, this is it. Do or die.
286
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,421
D'oh. Will you stop that?
287
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,644
Burly Paper Towels,
Burlyville, Minnesota.
288
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,546
Dear Sir or Madam:
289
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:34,416
Your paper towel packets
promised 102 sheets of towels.
290
00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:37,419
But I was blessed
to receive 103.
291
00:17:37,454 --> 00:17:39,621
I'm returning
the extra towel, unused...
292
00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,924
Hmm?
293
00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:45,060
A pillow case full
of quarters?
294
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,895
Where did you get
that money?
295
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,897
And what have you done
with the pillows?
296
00:17:48,932 --> 00:17:51,600
The pillows are safe
at my workstation.
297
00:17:51,618 --> 00:17:52,985
As for the quarters, well,
298
00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:55,771
I'm ashamed to tell
you what I did.
299
00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:57,639
How long have
you been in there?
300
00:18:01,277 --> 00:18:03,078
Well, we're going
to turn this change
301
00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:04,630
into change for the better.
302
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:05,647
Whoo-hoo!
303
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:08,183
And I wish that Mr. Teeny
gets a banana,
304
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:09,819
that the Isotopes emerge
from this season
305
00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:11,086
with a great blooper reel.
306
00:18:11,121 --> 00:18:12,754
I wish that
wishing wells worked
307
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:15,908
so I wasn't tossing
my money away
308
00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:17,910
and that Marge
loves me forever
309
00:18:17,944 --> 00:18:22,147
no matter what
stupid things I do.
310
00:18:24,968 --> 00:18:28,670
And I hope Bart passes his
test and saves the school.
311
00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:31,306
Way to get us back
on topic, Marge.
312
00:18:37,347 --> 00:18:40,015
If you have to
guess, guess "B."
313
00:18:41,351 --> 00:18:44,720
Not every
question!
314
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:48,557
The second that boy fails,
we're knocking down this school.
315
00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:50,292
Please have
a little faith.
316
00:18:50,326 --> 00:18:51,627
I hear you,
Seymour.
317
00:18:51,661 --> 00:18:53,395
Start the upswing!
318
00:18:57,433 --> 00:19:00,502
The least common blood type is
A) B,
319
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:03,071
B) A, C) AB,
320
00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:05,691
D) O... d'oh!
Ten more seconds.
321
00:19:20,573 --> 00:19:23,575
And the last
answer, "C."
322
00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:27,512
Is correct.
323
00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:30,532
Congratulations,
you made it by one.
324
00:19:30,567 --> 00:19:32,200
That'll do, bug, that'll do.
325
00:19:37,857 --> 00:19:39,324
He passed.
326
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,375
Stop that ball!
327
00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:44,730
Now your mom can see you
work from her house.
328
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:46,865
Seymour, stop
slouching!
329
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:58,343
I'm not sure if you gave
my son any extra help,
330
00:19:58,378 --> 00:20:00,545
but if you did,
thank you.
331
00:20:00,580 --> 00:20:03,615
Perhaps this was
a test of my humanity.
332
00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:06,251
A test I like
to think I passed.
333
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:10,455
Would you like to have coffee
or dinner, or just talk?
334
00:20:10,490 --> 00:20:13,308
None of the above.
335
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,093
Testward ho!
336
00:20:29,025 --> 00:20:30,792
Is this Wilson
Elementary?
337
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,661
No.
Sorry.
338
00:20:40,169 --> 00:20:45,169
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
339
00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,087
Shh!