1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,403 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:07,496 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,598 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:15,148 --> 00:00:16,843 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:19,052 --> 00:00:21,384 - George Michael? [Man Narrating] Michael was looking for his son... 6 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,581 with whom he had a secret to share. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,591 - There you are. Hey, pal. You alone? - Almost always, yeah. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,025 You know, Maeby's never around anymore... 9 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:31,791 and Ann's off with her religious group, trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air. 10 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,458 - They don't like Nip/Tuck? - Well, you know, they don't like anything. 11 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,035 Something about God wants people to age naturally- I don't know. 12 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,037 Ironically, she likes Gangy. 13 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:43,701 Listen, you know, I would never date anyone without you being okay with it, right? 14 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:47,906 - You don't have to do that. - Great, because I didn't do it this time. 15 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:53,042 L- I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer. 16 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:54,882 Her? 17 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:58,253 - Didn't she turn out to not be blind though? - Exactly. 18 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:01,259 But she's filled out a little bit. 19 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,989 [Narrator] Michael hadn't seen her in eight and a half months... 20 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,065 during which she had filled out. 21 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:08,396 Really? Could have sworn it was a year. 22 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:13,131 And it seems as if I'm the father. 23 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,833 Do you know this for sure? I mean, she does lie. 24 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,467 - She might not really be pregnant. - See, that's what I thought. 25 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,478 - Boy, you really are my kid. - Good. 26 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:23,174 Apparently, so is this one. 27 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,751 [Narrator] Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias... 28 00:01:25,852 --> 00:01:29,185 break into Maggie's house and hide in the bathroom... 29 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,257 to collect and test her urine. 30 00:01:31,357 --> 00:01:35,691 - It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit. - That's what it is. 31 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:37,820 Michael confronted Maggie about this. 32 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,662 Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it- 33 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,204 - But he was proven wrong. - Not. 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:48,468 Maybe it'll be exciting, you know? Be a big brother. It'll be fun. 35 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,601 - There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it? - Big brother. Me. 36 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,111 Not gonna happen though. She doesn't want anything to do with me. 37 00:01:54,214 --> 00:01:57,877 But I know you've been bored. You and I are gonna have some fun together. 38 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:00,612 Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure. 39 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,746 - Yeah. - Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh? 40 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:07,054 [Narrator] In fact, Michael's family hadjust gotten a little smaller. 41 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,253 - Hello? - [Screaming] 42 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,058 Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that. 43 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,794 Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body. 44 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,803 - I don't know which one. - [Oscar] The hand. 45 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:21,339 I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight. 46 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,568 - Who remembers about what? - [Narrator] I do. 47 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:27,510 Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father. 48 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,139 - You lied to me. - You were never supposed to know. 49 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,741 I'm going to war! 50 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:37,152 [Narrator] As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean... 51 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:40,021 - where he was attacked by a loose seal. - [Seal Barking] 52 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,151 If only your father was here. 53 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:46,392 - Oh, that George. God only knows where he is. - The car! 54 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:50,663 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 55 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,568 [Narrator] In fact, George Sr. Had snuck out of the attic... 56 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,971 and gone to a local Ford dealership. 57 00:02:56,075 --> 00:02:58,043 Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. 58 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,578 We're trying to shed that whole "fugitive on the run" thing. 59 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,581 - This is the Escape. - What a fun name, hmm? 60 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,878 - Mm-hmm. - May I test-drive? 61 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:08,180 - [Tires Screeching] - [Horn Honks] 62 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:11,519 - Up yours, granny! - [Lucille] You couldn't handle it! 63 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:15,025 [Narrator] Soon, Michael and George Michael arrived at the hospital. 64 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,461 - If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost. - Yeah. Excuse me. 65 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:21,932 George Michael, you're going to have to be the baby of the family. 66 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,903 - Um, Maeby's younger than me. - You're never going in the ocean! Never! 67 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,633 - We're here to see him. - You're my baby! I'm never letting you go! 68 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:31,733 - Please stay away from my son. - You're my baby now! No, he's my baby! 69 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:34,108 The hell with all of you. I have a man. 70 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:38,048 - [Gasps] - [Doctor] Excuse me. 71 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,381 - Are you the Bluths? - [Lucille] Not Dr. Wordsmith. 72 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:43,080 - How's my son? - He's going to be all right. 73 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:45,384 - Thank God. - [Lindsay] Finally some good news from this guy. 74 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:47,959 - No other way to take that. - That's a great attitude. 75 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,758 I gotta tell you. If I was given this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well. 76 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:53,491 But you said he was all right. 77 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,127 Yes. He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be "all right." 78 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,671 You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor! 79 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:04,505 - He's a very literal man. - Yes, that's more the way I would take the news. 80 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,511 [Buster] Actually, I'm relieved. 81 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,741 I don't have to go to army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me. 82 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:13,114 - I feel like I've lost three pounds. - Seal with the bow tie? 83 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,278 Yeah. I think that's what I saw bite me. 84 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,119 I just wish I could remember why I went in the ocean. Did we fight or something? 85 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,125 Of course not. 86 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:24,492 Although I always have warned you against the ocean. So has your father. 87 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,259 My father. 88 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,494 George Sr. You need more juice. 89 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:33,595 Where's the juice? Give my son the juice! 90 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,936 Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're gonna be fine. 91 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:38,533 And if they can find the hand, they're gonna be able to reattach it. 92 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,545 - You know, like a transplant. - I'm fine. 93 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:46,279 This is a blessing. And speaking of blessings, I heard there's gonna be a baby. 94 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:50,288 - [Giggling] - Oh, yeah, yeah. But please, don't worry about that. 95 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:52,950 What's more important is that you're really doin' well with this, pal. 96 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:54,788 My hat is off to you. 97 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,795 And my hand is off to you. 98 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,128 - [Hysterical Laughing] - [Forced Laughing] 99 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,294 No, no, I meant, don't get your hopes up about that- 100 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,862 - Hand transplant. - [Forced Laugh] 101 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,501 No, the, uh, baby. The mother doesn't want me around. 102 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:14,341 We kind of had a little bit of a fight. 103 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:17,644 - You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you? - Yes, I do. Of course I do. 104 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,514 I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it? 105 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,248 - No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off. - Good. 106 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,347 - Then go to her. Ask for her hand. - Yeah. 107 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,427 And, uh, maybe... 108 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,224 I'll get one for my brother while I'm at it. 109 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,199 - Yeah. Get him out of here. - [Laughing] 110 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,428 - Hmm? - Get him out of here! 111 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,334 Get the- [Bleeps] Out of my room! 112 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,737 - Oh, my God! Buster! - Oh, my God! 113 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,935 - Buster, what's wrong? Nurse! - [Screaming] 114 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,012 [Narrator] So, at his brother's suggestion... 115 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,843 Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back. 116 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:53,009 - Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important. - Oh, you just missed her. 117 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:56,020 She's in the bar. What a spanking I gave her in court today. 118 00:05:57,123 --> 00:05:59,591 - Go get 'em. - He spanked me! 119 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:01,660 - Did you spank her? - No! 120 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:05,356 You know, that waitress she's representing is suing my client for making her fat. 121 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:09,026 But here's the thing. Loretta is not fat. 122 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:13,094 Maggie bought her a fat suit, and I've got the receipt to prove it. 123 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,572 Of course. That's what the fat suit is for. 124 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,576 Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology. You said she's at a bar? 125 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:21,772 Friday night. You might want to try Miss Temple's. Tell her Barry said- 126 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,315 - [Spanks] - Ooh, I did good today. 127 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,544 [Narrator] And Michael caught up with Maggie. 128 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,586 You know, there have been lies, yes. 129 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:32,283 But it's not like either one of us would ever do anything to hurt the other person. 130 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,292 Hello, Officers. 131 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,557 Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house. 132 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:41,724 And since you haven't called us back, we again left the number, in case there's a problem. 133 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:44,598 - Thanks, Officer Taylor. - Just next time, uh, call us back. 134 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,729 Hey, the break-in? I told you that was us. 135 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,605 Well, maybe I did want to hurt you, because I was hurt. 136 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:56,649 - The only reason you're here is out of loyalty to the baby. - It's not just about the baby. 137 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,616 Maggie, there was a reason that you and I got together in the first place... 138 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,687 when we made this baby, okay? 139 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:06,418 There's something here, as long as we never lie to each other again. 140 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:09,859 Well, then I have to come clean about one more thing. 141 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,930 - Oh, no. - You're not the father. 142 00:07:12,031 --> 00:07:13,498 Come on. 143 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:17,296 I went to a sperm bank, okay, the week before we even met. 144 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:21,100 The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know. 145 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:24,301 That's great. He's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid. 146 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,776 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 147 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,608 - Mmm. - But come on. 148 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:31,615 I mean, do you still really want me? 149 00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,514 Are you really that great of a guy? 150 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,419 [Narrator] Michael had always thought ofhimself as that great a guy. 151 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:41,789 - The kind of guy who could raise someone else's baby. - Of course I am. 152 00:07:41,894 --> 00:07:43,862 [Narrator] But he wasn't... 153 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:46,796 - and he regretted it the moment he said it. - [Mouthing Words] 154 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:54,202 [Narrator] The next day, the family gathered to welcome Buster home from the hospital. 155 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,502 He's coming. What he's wearing is temporary. 156 00:07:56,609 --> 00:08:01,546 Please don't comment on it or salute him like that idiot guard down there did to him. 157 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,912 Well, look who's back. 158 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,212 - Let's all say hello. - Hi. 159 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:10,517 And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand! 160 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:15,526 [Forced Laughing] 161 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:18,688 George Michael, get your uncle a bandage for his forehead. 162 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,766 And while you're at it, uh, get two. 163 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,266 Oh, my God. 164 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:25,166 Guess this means you don't wanna play "got your nose" with me. 165 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:27,603 [Forced Laughing] 166 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:29,937 Oh, what's the matter, Buster? 167 00:08:30,042 --> 00:08:31,942 - Did you hurt yourself? - Uh, hi, Gob. 168 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:34,512 Oh, my God! What-What happened to your- He's got no hand! 169 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,582 Buster went swimming in the ocean... 170 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,378 and, according to him, a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand. 171 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,850 Bow tie? 172 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:44,081 It's merely the playful mutterings of the shock victim. 173 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,249 A seal would never prey on a human... 174 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,123 unless, of course, it had acquired a taste for mammal blood. 175 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,526 [Narrator] Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie... 176 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,099 and used him in a magic trick. 177 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,725 - When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean. - [Cat Screeches] 178 00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:00,795 You're back in the real world. You're not gonna be hand-fed anymore. 179 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,637 How the hell would a seal know how to tie a bow tie anyway? 180 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:08,112 - I can barely tie the yellow one that I wear in my act. - This one had a yellow bow tie! 181 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,806 Really? 182 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,714 [Narrator] And later, Lucille could not contain her guilt any longer. 183 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:16,652 I did this. I prayed that God take anything he wanted from us... 184 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,656 so that Buster wouldn't have to go to war. 185 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:22,387 Oh, Mom. After all these years, God's not gonna take a call from you. 186 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,622 [Gob] I did this. 187 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,324 I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one... 188 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:30,664 that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood. 189 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:33,830 Okay. You've got a better case than Mom does. 190 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:36,340 Still, I could hunt down that seal. 191 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:40,071 They said if you retrieve Buster's hand, they might be able to do a transplant. 192 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,945 At the very least, I can remove that incriminating bow tie. 193 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:47,110 [Narrator] And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie... 194 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:49,187 and the child that wasn't his. 195 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:52,587 Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers on The Simpsons who aren't geeks. 196 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,627 And secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great. 197 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,628 It is. It's great, it's great. 198 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,790 I do think something might be up though. What if she's still lying? 199 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,198 Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you? 200 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:05,532 - L-I thought you were a good guy. - I am a good guy. 201 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:08,698 - Is he trying to get out of having this baby? - We want this child. 202 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,333 It's given us a reason to stay together. 203 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,038 [Narrator] In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy... 204 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,877 that had reignited Lindsay and Tobias's passion. 205 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,952 It was weird. 206 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:22,020 - Where's your child? - I don't have a child, Michael. 207 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,589 - We don't have a child, Michael. - That's why we want- 208 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,851 - [Both] Oh. - Did you mean Maeby? 209 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:31,055 - I did mean Maeby. - Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael? 210 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,131 Yeah. And we know where she is. 211 00:10:33,232 --> 00:10:37,066 She's with her debate club, and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semifinals. 212 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:39,069 [Narrator] She wasn't. 213 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:43,267 And a Google search of the word "Sacremende"only came up with this. 214 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,676 In fact, she was overseeing a remake ofThe Old Man And The Sea... 215 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,181 for the film studio where she'd bluffed her way into a job. 216 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,251 What on earth is taking so long? 217 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:55,877 Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids? 218 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,582 So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is. 219 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:03,025 All I'm saying is that Maggie claims that no one else is involved. 220 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,030 But what if she's lying again and there is someone else involved? 221 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,464 You know, a boyfriend, a husband. 222 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,730 Someone that got dumped when something better came along. 223 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,034 - Of course. Why wouldn't she? - I'm a good guy, you know. 224 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,609 So I'm thinkin' maybe you can break into her house again for me... 225 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,439 and see if you can find some, uh- 226 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:22,105 Way out of this for you? I don't think so. 227 00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:26,310 No, I was gonna say, find some evidence of who the father is, but forget it. 228 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,378 I'll find somebody who wants an adventure. 229 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,583 [Whispering] George Michael, how would you like to get away from Uncle Buster? 230 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,661 - I'd really like that. - Good. Shh, shh, shh. 231 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,491 [Narrator] And so, with his son's help, Michael went to Maggie's... 232 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,531 to find some evidence of another man. 233 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,101 It's another Bluth Boy adventure. We're like a team. 234 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,534 - We're like Red McGibbon and Bullet. - Who? 235 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,606 They're this old, uh- Never mind. Okay, listen. 236 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:51,143 Anything you find in there-name, phone number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right? 237 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:53,234 - You mean you're not going in with me? - Hmm? No. 238 00:11:53,345 --> 00:11:55,643 I can't fit through that doggy door. 239 00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:59,206 But I am gonna risk being caught out here. Be careful. 240 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:04,444 Okay, I got a phone number. Let's go. Drive. 241 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,718 - Let's go. Hit the gas. - You didn't even go inside. 242 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,420 - It was taped to the door. - It's probably the Sparkletts guy. 243 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:12,827 Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you. There's nothing to be scared about. 244 00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:15,662 I'm not getting that vibe. Hey! 245 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,736 - Everything all right? - Yes, Officer. 246 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:20,328 - Just waiting to see if Maggie's home. - Oh. 247 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,408 I was making sure there wasn't another break-in. 248 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,841 My partner is inside with his gun drawn. 249 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,505 Everything's gonna be just fine. 250 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,343 Close call there, Bullet. I'm so sorry about that. 251 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:38,412 But listen, I think- I think that you do have something here with this phone number. 252 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,549 "Really eager to hear from you." 253 00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:43,787 You know, that's something a guy would say if he was the father of her child... 254 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,763 and the mother stopped calling 'cause she found a really good guy. 255 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:50,358 I think this is him. I'm gettin' that vibe. We're havin' some fun, aren't we? 256 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,198 I'm really sorry about that. 257 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:56,638 [Narrator] Gob arrived at the dock, hoping to recover his brother's missing hand. 258 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,269 - I'm lookin' for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood. - [Cats Meowing] 259 00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,711 - I'll pay you handsomely. - [Meowing] 260 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,273 [Narrator] In fact, the skipper had already rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film. 261 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:09,513 - So neither he nor Gob were prepared... - [Screaming] 262 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,955 - for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal. - [Cat Howling] 263 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:17,051 - God! It's like herding cats. - [Cat Screeches] 264 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,188 Here's your kitty cat. Aah! Fine! 265 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,198 You don't get to be bait! 266 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,268 Why are there cats in the shot? 267 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:26,861 This is the camera boat. Can you lose the- [Bleeps] cats, please? 268 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,872 Uncle Gob? 269 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,076 Maeby? 270 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:35,511 [Narrator] And Michael traced the phone number he found on the note to an address. 271 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:38,674 Thank you, Mr. Parmesan. Okay. 272 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:42,720 In there is the father of the child that Maggie wants me to help her raise. 273 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,985 And he probably doesn't know that she's got another man involved. 274 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,924 So I want you to stay here and enjoy the adventure from the car. 275 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:52,520 This one could get a little ugly. 276 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:56,829 And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's do detective work this good. Huh? 277 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,166 - [Knocking] - [Pop Rock] 278 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:02,365 Oh, come on. Is this your phone number? 279 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,739 Hey, I told you at the bar. I left that on Maggie's door. 280 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,006 And why are you hangin' around Maggie's house, anyway? 281 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:10,445 L- I'm sorry. I'm in this crazy relationship. 282 00:14:10,549 --> 00:14:13,518 She wants me to raise this child with her because there's no father. 283 00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:15,587 - No father? - I thought I'd come here- 284 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,350 There's a father. There's two fathers. David! 285 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:22,257 - I'm making gravy. - That bitch is gonna keep our child. 286 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:26,127 [Gasps] I knew she was up to something. 287 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,792 Hot cops [Hisses] Hot 288 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:36,073 [Narrator] Michael had tracked down the couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child. 289 00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:39,702 - So that's why you guys are staking out her house. - She hasn't returned our calls. 290 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,474 - There's something about her I just don't trust. - I'll say. 291 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,947 She said she doesn't know who the father is. 292 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,144 In a funny way, neither do we. Wejust gave her a mixed cocktail. 293 00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:50,154 - Two parts Taylor. - Two parts Carter. 294 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,156 And let her do her thing. 295 00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,421 We decided we never want to know which of us is the real father. 296 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,030 Well, why should you? 297 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:03,295 I just hope you find out which one of you can breast-feed. [Chuckles] 298 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,098 You know, we're in a loving relationship. 299 00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,606 Andjust because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child. 300 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,608 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- 301 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,679 I don't want you guys to worry about getting that child back from Maggie... 302 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,010 because I'm gonna help you. 303 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,175 Wow. What a... good guy. 304 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,948 I know. And for once, I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies. 305 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,785 [Narrator] In fact, Michael was one lie behind her. 306 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:30,419 And what if I told you that Loretta was not fat... 307 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,963 but actually a very greedy woman... 308 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,125 in a very cheap fat suit? 309 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,760 What, do you think I'm kidding? Huh? 310 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,840 - What are you doing? - Okay, so she's fat. 311 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,707 - Your Honor, this is an outrage! - Wow. Did I lose this one. 312 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,279 Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. 313 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,713 - You said spanking. - I want this case thrown out immediately. 314 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,547 - [Grunts] - [Narrator] In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight- 315 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:58,282 - Oh, no! My water just broke! - Quickly, Your Honor. Quickly throw it out. 316 00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:01,325 [Narrator] but was carrying the child that Maggie was supposed to. 317 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:06,524 You see, it was Loretta's urine that Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing... 318 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,227 a fact they missed when they were making out in the shower. 319 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,237 And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly. 320 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,239 All right, this is goin' back. 321 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:20,074 [Narrator] But soon upgraded to a higher-quality latex model. 322 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,704 [Loretta] It's time! 323 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,012 - Is there a doctor in the house? - Oh, my God! My water broke too! 324 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,018 I'm in labor! 325 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:32,989 [Narrator] Maggie wasn't, but had no choice but to pretend to deliver at the same time. 326 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,220 And Gob caught up with Maeby and made a confession. 327 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,489 I think I'm responsible for Buster's hand. 328 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,361 Yeah, and I'm responsible for an $80-million movie without an ending. 329 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,095 I know those problems seem big when you're a kid, Maeby. 330 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,797 Look, this is kind of weird advice for me to be giving... 331 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,032 but why don't you just tell him the truth? 332 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,041 I mean, he'll respect you for it. 333 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,669 Thanks, Maeby. 334 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:57,613 Okay, now I'm just lying for no reason. 335 00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:02,048 [Narrator] And Michael arrived at the courthouse... 336 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:06,750 only to discover that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital. 337 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,522 And back at the penthouse, Lucille was praying for the second time in her life. 338 00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:13,063 Lord, let Buster forget everything. 339 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:16,828 And if you need to take another hand to make that happen... 340 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,903 please make it Gob's. 341 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:23,964 [Narrator] It was at that exact moment that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand. 342 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,135 Oh! No, stop it, stop it, stop it! 343 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,510 Oh, you caught my tendon in your claw! 344 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:34,143 My claw? Aw, God! [Hysterical Whimpering] 345 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,120 I'm a monster! 346 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,588 [Screaming] 347 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:44,424 No! [Screams] [Bleeps] 348 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,431 Whose idea was the temporary hand? 349 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,967 Buster! 350 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,435 Hi. There's something you need to know. 351 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,598 There's nothing he needs to know. Take his hand. Take it now! 352 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,937 It was my fault. It was my seal. 353 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,637 I released him, and he bit off your hand. 354 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,271 Wow. Truth feels good. [Chuckling] 355 00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,782 - You did this to me? - Yeah. 356 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:09,843 [Narrator] And Gob was about to experience something that didn't feel that good. 357 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,946 - [Screaming] - No, Buster! Oh! 358 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,924 Michael, meanwhile, notified the policemen that Maggie was in the hospital. 359 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,655 - I will meet you there. - We're on our way. 360 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,663 I'm getting goose bumps. 361 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,233 Hi. Okay. I'm gonna go in there with Maggie. 362 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,802 As far as I know, she's already had the kid, okay? 363 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,361 We're havin' some adventure though, huh? You can't say we're not havin' fun. 364 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,777 Don't smoke, sonny. 365 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:37,110 [Wheezing Cough] 366 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:39,810 Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here. 367 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:45,288 Is this our little bundle of... two gay cops' baby? 368 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,661 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 369 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,856 Here it is. This came from our cup. 370 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,161 That fellow was in our cup once. 371 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,668 Here's something I think you both need to have. 372 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:04,042 Boy, you just cannot get off the breast thing, can you? 373 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,510 Okay, where's the baby? 374 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:11,140 - I'm not pregnant. - But we paid you to do this, Maggie. 375 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,014 I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant. 376 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:17,919 And I had this client-You know, we were working on the fat case. 377 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:21,015 So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay? 378 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:24,220 And you weren't gonna let these nice guys have a baby? 379 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,229 You were gonna have us raise it? 380 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,231 Of course not. 381 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,200 I'm gonna give 'em their baby. I never thought you'd stick around. 382 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,203 I'm not goin' anywhere, baby. 383 00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,739 - What is wrong with me? - [Beeping] 384 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,571 [Loretta] Oh! Here it comes! Here comes the baby! 385 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,542 Is that the head? 386 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,912 [Narrator] Loretta had her baby, and the new family couldn't have been happier. 387 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,817 - And Michael reunited with his son. - You disappointed? 388 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,186 You kiddin' me? You're the only son I've ever needed. 389 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,816 - [Bell Dings] - That's all the adventure I've ever needed. 390 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:59,421 Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car. "M." Main floor. 391 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,431 No adventure there. 392 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,400 [Narrator] But "M"didn't stand for "main floor." 393 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,640 [P. A: Woman] Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. 394 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:11,368 - Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat. - [Tool Whirring] 395 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,774 [Narrator] And Michael said good-bye to Maggie. 396 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,143 - I know. I've got a problem. - We obviously both do. 397 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:20,776 We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives. 398 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,753 When we're together, it is like- 399 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,119 - Magic? - I was gonna say "train wreck." 400 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,750 We have to make a vow, okay? This is over. 401 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:33,297 No more lying. No deceit, no sex. Everything. 402 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,890 No more lies. 403 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:40,199 [Narrator] But that, too, turned out to be a lie. 404 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,181 On the next Arrested Development. 405 00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,316 Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever. 406 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,259 And there you are. We've removed the hook, and there's been no damage. 407 00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,389 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah, he's gonna be fine. 408 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:11,094 But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass. 409 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,671 [Narrator] And Maggie gets a big surprise. 410 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,866 You have got to be kidding me. 411 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:22,245 Hot cops We'll clean up the town 412 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:25,043 We'll turn that old frown upside down 413 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,675 Hot cops We're aiming to please 414 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,755 You know we'll get down on our knees 415 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,484 We're taking on the bad boys 416 00:21:33,592 --> 00:21:36,220 With our loaded guns 417 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,229 We'll pump you full of molten lead 418 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,697 Bang, bang, you're dead 419 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,064 Hot cops 420 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,831 Just give us a squeeze 421 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:49,736 Hot cops [Hisses] Hot