1 00:00:00,208 --> 00:00:03,609 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... 2 00:00:03,711 --> 00:00:05,702 and the one son who had no choice... 3 00:00:05,813 --> 00:00:07,804 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:13,354 --> 00:00:15,049 It's Arrested Development. 5 00:00:17,258 --> 00:00:19,590 George Michael? Michael was looking for his son... 6 00:00:19,694 --> 00:00:21,787 with whom he had a secret to share. 7 00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:24,797 - There you are. Hey, pal. You alone? - Almost always, yeah. 8 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,231 You know, Maeby's never around anymore... 9 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:29,997 and Ann's off with her religious group, trying to get Nip/Tuck off the air. 10 00:00:30,104 --> 00:00:32,664 - They don't like Nip/Tuck? - Well, you know, they don't like anything. 11 00:00:32,773 --> 00:00:35,241 Something about God wants people to age naturally- I don't know. 12 00:00:35,343 --> 00:00:37,243 Ironically, she likes Gangy. 13 00:00:37,345 --> 00:00:41,907 Listen, you know, I would never date anyone without you being okay with it, right? 14 00:00:42,016 --> 00:00:46,112 - You don't have to do that. - Great, because I didn't do it this time. 15 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:51,248 L- I kind of reconnected with that blind prosecutor I used to date, Maggie Lizer. 16 00:00:51,359 --> 00:00:53,088 Her? 17 00:00:53,194 --> 00:00:56,459 - Didn't she turn out to not be blind though? - Exactly. 18 00:00:56,564 --> 00:00:59,465 But she's filled out a little bit. 19 00:00:59,567 --> 00:01:02,195 Michael hadn't seen her in eight and a half months... 20 00:01:02,303 --> 00:01:04,271 during which she had filled out. 21 00:01:04,372 --> 00:01:06,602 Really? Could have sworn it was a year. 22 00:01:06,707 --> 00:01:11,337 And it seems as if I'm the father. 23 00:01:11,445 --> 00:01:14,039 Do you know this for sure? I mean, she does lie. 24 00:01:14,148 --> 00:01:16,673 - She might not really be pregnant. - See, that's what I thought. 25 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:18,684 - Boy, you really are my kid. - Good. 26 00:01:18,786 --> 00:01:21,380 Apparently, so is this one. 27 00:01:21,489 --> 00:01:23,957 Michael found this out after having Lindsay and Tobias... 28 00:01:24,058 --> 00:01:27,391 break into Maggie's house and hide in the bathroom... 29 00:01:27,495 --> 00:01:29,463 to collect and test her urine. 30 00:01:29,563 --> 00:01:33,897 - It was there that they stumbled upon a fat suit. - That's what it is. 31 00:01:34,001 --> 00:01:36,026 Michael confronted Maggie about this. 32 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:39,868 Oh, you're so right, Michael, 'cause I'm fakin' it- 33 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:43,410 - But he was proven wrong. - Not. 34 00:01:43,511 --> 00:01:46,674 Maybe it'll be exciting, you know? Be a big brother. It'll be fun. 35 00:01:46,781 --> 00:01:49,807 - There you go. It would be fun, wouldn't it? - Big brother. Me. 36 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:52,317 Not gonna happen though. She doesn't want anything to do with me. 37 00:01:52,420 --> 00:01:56,083 But I know you've been bored. You and I are gonna have some fun together. 38 00:01:56,190 --> 00:01:58,818 Maybe we'll even have ourselves a little adventure. 39 00:01:58,926 --> 00:02:01,952 - Yeah. - Meanwhile, I guess this family's big enough, huh? 40 00:02:02,063 --> 00:02:05,260 In fact, Michael's family hadjust gotten a little smaller. 41 00:02:05,366 --> 00:02:07,459 Hello? 42 00:02:07,568 --> 00:02:10,264 Mom, you've got to stop starting conversations like that. 43 00:02:10,371 --> 00:02:14,000 Something happened to Buster. He lost part of his body. 44 00:02:14,108 --> 00:02:17,009 - I don't know which one. - The hand. 45 00:02:17,111 --> 00:02:19,545 I told him to stay out of the ocean, but we had a fight. 46 00:02:19,647 --> 00:02:21,774 - Who remembers about what? - I do. 47 00:02:21,882 --> 00:02:25,716 Buster had discovered that his Uncle Oscar was his true father. 48 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:28,345 - You lied to me. - You were never supposed to know. 49 00:02:28,456 --> 00:02:30,947 I'm going to war! 50 00:02:31,058 --> 00:02:35,358 As an act of defiance to Lucille, he first went swimming in the ocean... 51 00:02:35,463 --> 00:02:38,227 where he was attacked by a loose seal. 52 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,357 If only your father was here. 53 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:44,598 - Oh, that George. God only knows where he is. - The car! 54 00:02:44,705 --> 00:02:48,869 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 55 00:02:48,976 --> 00:02:51,774 In fact, George Sr. Had snuck out of the attic... 56 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:54,177 and gone to a local Ford dealership. 57 00:02:54,281 --> 00:02:56,249 Yeah, the Bronco's been discontinued. 58 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,784 We're trying to shed that whole "fugitive on the run" thing. 59 00:02:58,886 --> 00:03:01,787 - This is the Escape. - What a fun name, hmm? 60 00:03:01,889 --> 00:03:04,084 - Mm-hmm. - May I test-drive? 61 00:03:06,494 --> 00:03:09,725 - Up yours, granny! - You couldn't handle it! 62 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:13,231 Soon, Michael and George Michael arrived at the hospital. 63 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:16,667 - If something happens to Buster, I'll be lost. - Yeah. Excuse me. 64 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:20,138 George Michael, you're going to have to be the baby of the family. 65 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:24,109 - Um, Maeby's younger than me. - You're never going in the ocean! Never! 66 00:03:24,211 --> 00:03:26,839 - We're here to see him. - You're my baby! I'm never letting you go! 67 00:03:26,947 --> 00:03:29,939 - Please stay away from my son. - You're my baby now! No, he's my baby! 68 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:32,314 The hell with all of you. I have a man. 69 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:36,254 Excuse me. 70 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:38,587 - Are you the Bluths? - Not Dr. Wordsmith. 71 00:03:38,692 --> 00:03:41,286 - How's my son? - He's going to be all right. 72 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,590 - Thank God. - Finally some good news from this guy. 73 00:03:43,697 --> 00:03:46,165 - No other way to take that. - That's a great attitude. 74 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:49,964 I gotta tell you. If I was given this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well. 75 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:51,697 But you said he was all right. 76 00:03:51,806 --> 00:03:55,333 Yes. He's lost his left hand, so he's going to be "all right." 77 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,877 You son of a bitch! I hate this doctor! 78 00:03:57,978 --> 00:04:02,711 - He's a very literal man. - Yes, that's more the way I would take the news. 79 00:04:02,817 --> 00:04:04,717 Actually, I'm relieved. 80 00:04:04,819 --> 00:04:07,947 I don't have to go to army because the seal with the bow tie attacked me. 81 00:04:08,055 --> 00:04:11,320 - I feel like I've lost three pounds. - Seal with the bow tie? 82 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,484 Yeah. I think that's what I saw bite me. 83 00:04:13,594 --> 00:04:17,325 I just wish I could remember why I went in the ocean. Did we fight or something? 84 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,331 Of course not. 85 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,698 Although I always have warned you against the ocean. So has your father. 86 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:25,465 My father. 87 00:04:25,573 --> 00:04:27,700 George Sr. You need more juice. 88 00:04:27,808 --> 00:04:31,801 Where's the juice? Give my son the juice! 89 00:04:31,912 --> 00:04:34,142 Buster, it's okay. Doctor says you're gonna be fine. 90 00:04:34,248 --> 00:04:36,739 And if they can find the hand, they're gonna be able to reattach it. 91 00:04:36,851 --> 00:04:38,751 - You know, like a transplant. - I'm fine. 92 00:04:38,853 --> 00:04:44,485 This is a blessing. And speaking of blessings, I heard there's gonna be a baby. 93 00:04:44,592 --> 00:04:48,494 Oh, yeah, yeah. But please, don't worry about that. 94 00:04:48,596 --> 00:04:51,156 What's more important is that you're really doin' well with this, pal. 95 00:04:51,265 --> 00:04:52,994 My hat is off to you. 96 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:56,001 And my hand is off to you. 97 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,500 No, no, I meant, don't get your hopes up about that- 98 00:05:02,610 --> 00:05:06,068 Hand transplant. 99 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:09,707 No, the, uh, baby. The mother doesn't want me around. 100 00:05:09,817 --> 00:05:12,547 We kind of had a little bit of a fight. 101 00:05:12,653 --> 00:05:15,850 - You obviously care about this Maggie woman, don't you? - Yes, I do. Of course I do. 102 00:05:15,956 --> 00:05:18,720 I mean, a seal didn't bite your Linus off, did it? 103 00:05:18,826 --> 00:05:21,454 - No, a seal didn't bite my Linus off. - Good. 104 00:05:21,562 --> 00:05:23,553 - Then go to her. Ask for her hand. - Yeah. 105 00:05:23,664 --> 00:05:26,633 And, uh, maybe... 106 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:29,430 I'll get one for my brother while I'm at it. 107 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:33,405 Yeah. Get him out of here. 108 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:35,634 - Hmm? - Get him out of here! 109 00:05:35,743 --> 00:05:37,540 Get the- Out of my room! 110 00:05:37,645 --> 00:05:39,943 - Oh, my God! Buster! - Oh, my God! 111 00:05:40,047 --> 00:05:43,141 Buster, what's wrong? Nurse! 112 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:45,218 So, at his brother's suggestion... 113 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:48,049 Michael went to the courthouse determined to win Maggie back. 114 00:05:48,155 --> 00:05:51,215 - Have you seen Maggie? It's kind of important. - Oh, you just missed her. 115 00:05:51,325 --> 00:05:54,226 She's in the bar. What a spanking I gave her in court today. 116 00:05:55,329 --> 00:05:57,797 - Go get 'em. - He spanked me! 117 00:05:57,898 --> 00:05:59,866 - Did you spank her? - No! 118 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:03,562 You know, that waitress she's representing is suing my client for making her fat. 119 00:06:03,671 --> 00:06:07,232 But here's the thing. Loretta is not fat. 120 00:06:07,341 --> 00:06:11,300 Maggie bought her a fat suit, and I've got the receipt to prove it. 121 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,778 Of course. That's what the fat suit is for. 122 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:16,782 Well, I've gotta find her. I owe her an apology. You said she's at a bar? 123 00:06:16,884 --> 00:06:19,978 Friday night. You might want to try Miss Temple's. Tell her Barry said- 124 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:22,521 Ooh, I did good today. 125 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:24,750 And Michael caught up with Maggie. 126 00:06:24,858 --> 00:06:26,792 You know, there have been lies, yes. 127 00:06:26,894 --> 00:06:30,489 But it's not like either one of us would ever do anything to hurt the other person. 128 00:06:30,598 --> 00:06:32,498 Hello, Officers. 129 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,763 Well, there's no further sign of a break-in at your house. 130 00:06:35,869 --> 00:06:39,930 And since you haven't called us back, we again left the number, in case there's a problem. 131 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,804 - Thanks, Officer Taylor. - Just next time, uh, call us back. 132 00:06:42,910 --> 00:06:44,935 Hey, the break-in? I told you that was us. 133 00:06:45,045 --> 00:06:48,811 Well, maybe I did want to hurt you, because I was hurt. 134 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:54,855 - The only reason you're here is out of loyalty to the baby. - It's not just about the baby. 135 00:06:54,955 --> 00:06:57,822 Maggie, there was a reason that you and I got together in the first place... 136 00:06:57,925 --> 00:06:59,893 when we made this baby, okay? 137 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:04,624 There's something here, as long as we never lie to each other again. 138 00:07:04,732 --> 00:07:08,065 Well, then I have to come clean about one more thing. 139 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:10,136 - Oh, no. - You're not the father. 140 00:07:10,237 --> 00:07:11,704 Come on. 141 00:07:11,805 --> 00:07:15,502 I went to a sperm bank, okay, the week before we even met. 142 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:19,306 The father's some guy from Harvard, but that's all I know. 143 00:07:19,413 --> 00:07:22,507 That's great. He's probably some geek Simpsons writer's kid. 144 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:24,982 I never thought I'd meet someone like you. 145 00:07:25,085 --> 00:07:26,814 - Mmm. - But come on. 146 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,821 I mean, do you still really want me? 147 00:07:29,923 --> 00:07:31,720 Are you really that great of a guy? 148 00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:35,625 Michael had always thought ofhimself as that great a guy. 149 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:39,995 - The kind of guy who could raise someone else's baby. - Of course I am. 150 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,068 But he wasn't... 151 00:07:42,169 --> 00:07:45,002 and he regretted it the moment he said it. 152 00:07:47,797 --> 00:07:51,563 The next day, the family gathered to welcome Buster home from the hospital. 153 00:07:51,668 --> 00:07:53,863 He's coming. What he's wearing is temporary. 154 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:58,907 Please don't comment on it or salute him like that idiot guard down there did to him. 155 00:07:59,008 --> 00:08:02,273 Well, look who's back. 156 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:04,573 - Let's all say hello. - Hi. 157 00:08:04,681 --> 00:08:07,878 And while you're at it, let's all give me a big hand! 158 00:08:12,989 --> 00:08:16,049 George Michael, get your uncle a bandage for his forehead. 159 00:08:16,159 --> 00:08:18,127 And while you're at it, uh, get two. 160 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:19,627 Oh, my God. 161 00:08:19,729 --> 00:08:22,527 Guess this means you don't wanna play "got your nose" with me. 162 00:08:25,068 --> 00:08:27,298 Oh, what's the matter, Buster? 163 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:29,303 - Did you hurt yourself? - Uh, hi, Gob. 164 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:31,873 Oh, my God! What-What happened to your- He's got no hand! 165 00:08:31,975 --> 00:08:33,943 Buster went swimming in the ocean... 166 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:36,739 and, according to him, a seal with a bow tie bit off his hand. 167 00:08:36,846 --> 00:08:38,211 Bow tie? 168 00:08:38,314 --> 00:08:41,442 It's merely the playful mutterings of the shock victim. 169 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:43,610 A seal would never prey on a human... 170 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,484 unless, of course, it had acquired a taste for mammal blood. 171 00:08:46,589 --> 00:08:48,887 Gob had recently dressed a seal in a bow tie... 172 00:08:48,992 --> 00:08:51,460 and used him in a magic trick. 173 00:08:51,561 --> 00:08:54,086 When it failed, he released the seal into the ocean. 174 00:08:54,197 --> 00:08:58,156 You're back in the real world. You're not gonna be hand-fed anymore. 175 00:08:58,268 --> 00:09:00,998 How the hell would a seal know how to tie a bow tie anyway? 176 00:09:01,104 --> 00:09:05,473 - I can barely tie the yellow one that I wear in my act. - This one had a yellow bow tie! 177 00:09:05,575 --> 00:09:07,167 Really? 178 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:10,075 And later, Lucille could not contain her guilt any longer. 179 00:09:10,179 --> 00:09:14,013 I did this. I prayed that God take anything he wanted from us... 180 00:09:14,117 --> 00:09:16,017 so that Buster wouldn't have to go to war. 181 00:09:16,119 --> 00:09:19,748 Oh, Mom. After all these years, God's not gonna take a call from you. 182 00:09:19,856 --> 00:09:21,983 I did this. 183 00:09:22,091 --> 00:09:24,685 I think that the seal with the yellow bow tie might be the one... 184 00:09:24,794 --> 00:09:28,025 that I released into the sea after giving it the taste for mammal blood. 185 00:09:28,131 --> 00:09:31,191 Okay. You've got a better case than Mom does. 186 00:09:31,301 --> 00:09:33,701 Still, I could hunt down that seal. 187 00:09:33,803 --> 00:09:37,432 They said if you retrieve Buster's hand, they might be able to do a transplant. 188 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:41,306 At the very least, I can remove that incriminating bow tie. 189 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:44,471 And Michael told Lindsay about his commitment to Maggie... 190 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,548 and the child that wasn't his. 191 00:09:46,649 --> 00:09:49,948 Well, first of all, I'm sure there are writers on The Simpsons who aren't geeks. 192 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:52,988 And secondly, I think this commitment you're making is great. 193 00:09:53,089 --> 00:09:54,989 It is. It's great, it's great. 194 00:09:55,091 --> 00:09:58,151 I do think something might be up though. What if she's still lying? 195 00:09:58,261 --> 00:10:00,559 Oh, no. You're trying to get out of this, aren't you? 196 00:10:00,663 --> 00:10:02,893 - L-I thought you were a good guy. - I am a good guy. 197 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:06,059 - Is he trying to get out of having this baby? - We want this child. 198 00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:08,694 It's given us a reason to stay together. 199 00:10:08,805 --> 00:10:11,399 In fact, it was investigating the pregnancy... 200 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:15,238 that had reignited Lindsay and Tobias's passion. 201 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,313 It was weird. 202 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,381 - Where's your child? - I don't have a child, Michael. 203 00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:21,950 - We don't have a child, Michael. - That's why we want- 204 00:10:22,051 --> 00:10:24,212 - Oh. - Did you mean Maeby? 205 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:28,416 - I did mean Maeby. - Well, she's hardly a child, is she, Michael? 206 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:30,492 Yeah. And we know where she is. 207 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:34,427 She's with her debate club, and they're on their way to Sacremende for the semifinals. 208 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,430 She wasn't. 209 00:10:36,532 --> 00:10:40,628 And a Google search of the word "Sacremende"only came up with this. 210 00:10:40,737 --> 00:10:45,037 In fact, she was overseeing a remake ofThe Old Man And The Sea... 211 00:10:45,141 --> 00:10:48,542 for the film studio where she'd bluffed her way into a job. 212 00:10:48,644 --> 00:10:50,612 What on earth is taking so long? 213 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,238 Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids? 214 00:10:53,349 --> 00:10:55,943 So please don't tell me I don't know where my kid is. 215 00:10:56,052 --> 00:11:00,386 All I'm saying is that Maggie claims that no one else is involved. 216 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:03,391 But what if she's lying again and there is someone else involved? 217 00:11:03,493 --> 00:11:05,825 You know, a boyfriend, a husband. 218 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:09,091 Someone that got dumped when something better came along. 219 00:11:09,198 --> 00:11:12,395 - Of course. Why wouldn't she? - I'm a good guy, you know. 220 00:11:12,502 --> 00:11:14,970 So I'm thinkin' maybe you can break into her house again for me... 221 00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:16,800 and see if you can find some, uh- 222 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,466 Way out of this for you? I don't think so. 223 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:23,671 No, I was gonna say, find some evidence of who the father is, but forget it. 224 00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:27,739 I'll find somebody who wants an adventure. 225 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,944 George Michael, how would you like to get away from Uncle Buster? 226 00:11:31,054 --> 00:11:33,022 - I'd really like that. - Good. Shh, shh, shh. 227 00:11:33,122 --> 00:11:35,852 And so, with his son's help, Michael went to Maggie's... 228 00:11:35,958 --> 00:11:37,892 to find some evidence of another man. 229 00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:40,462 It's another Bluth Boy adventure. We're like a team. 230 00:11:40,563 --> 00:11:42,895 - We're like Red McGibbon and Bullet. - Who? 231 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,967 They're this old, uh- Never mind. Okay, listen. 232 00:11:45,068 --> 00:11:48,504 Anything you find in there-name, phone number-you bring it out to Daddy, all right? 233 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:50,595 - You mean you're not going in with me? - Hmm? No. 234 00:11:50,706 --> 00:11:53,004 I can't fit through that doggy door. 235 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:56,567 But I am gonna risk being caught out here. Be careful. 236 00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:01,805 Okay, I got a phone number. Let's go. Drive. 237 00:12:01,918 --> 00:12:04,079 - Let's go. Hit the gas. - You didn't even go inside. 238 00:12:04,187 --> 00:12:06,781 - It was taped to the door. - It's probably the Sparkletts guy. 239 00:12:06,889 --> 00:12:10,188 Listen, it's okay. I'm telling you. There's nothing to be scared about. 240 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:13,023 I'm not getting that vibe. Hey! 241 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,097 - Everything all right? - Yes, Officer. 242 00:12:15,198 --> 00:12:17,689 - Just waiting to see if Maggie's home. - Oh. 243 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,769 I was making sure there wasn't another break-in. 244 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,202 My partner is inside with his gun drawn. 245 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:25,866 Everything's gonna be just fine. 246 00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:31,704 Close call there, Bullet. I'm so sorry about that. 247 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:35,773 But listen, I think- I think that you do have something here with this phone number. 248 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,910 "Really eager to hear from you." 249 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:41,148 You know, that's something a guy would say if he was the father of her child... 250 00:12:41,257 --> 00:12:44,124 and the mother stopped calling 'cause she found a really good guy. 251 00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:47,719 I think this is him. I'm gettin' that vibe. We're havin' some fun, aren't we? 252 00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,559 I'm really sorry about that. 253 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:53,999 Gob arrived at the dock, hoping to recover his brother's missing hand. 254 00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:57,630 I'm lookin' for the seal that's got the taste for kitty blood. 255 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,072 I'll pay you handsomely. 256 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:03,634 In fact, the skipper had already rented his boat to be shot in Maeby's film. 257 00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:06,874 So neither he nor Gob were prepared... 258 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:10,316 for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal. 259 00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:14,412 God! It's like herding cats. 260 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,549 Here's your kitty cat. Aah! Fine! 261 00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:18,559 You don't get to be bait! 262 00:13:18,661 --> 00:13:20,629 Why are there cats in the shot? 263 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:24,222 This is the camera boat. Can you lose the- cats, please? 264 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,233 Uncle Gob? 265 00:13:27,537 --> 00:13:29,437 Maeby? 266 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:32,872 And Michael traced the phone number he found on the note to an address. 267 00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:36,035 Thank you, Mr. Parmesan. Okay. 268 00:13:36,145 --> 00:13:40,081 In there is the father of the child that Maggie wants me to help her raise. 269 00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:43,346 And he probably doesn't know that she's got another man involved. 270 00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:46,285 So I want you to stay here and enjoy the adventure from the car. 271 00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:49,881 This one could get a little ugly. 272 00:13:49,992 --> 00:13:54,190 And, hey, I'd like to see that cop of Maggie's do detective work this good. Huh? 273 00:13:56,632 --> 00:13:59,726 Oh, come on. Is this your phone number? 274 00:13:59,835 --> 00:14:03,100 Hey, I told you at the bar. I left that on Maggie's door. 275 00:14:03,206 --> 00:14:05,367 And why are you hangin' around Maggie's house, anyway? 276 00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:07,806 L- I'm sorry. I'm in this crazy relationship. 277 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:10,879 She wants me to raise this child with her because there's no father. 278 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,948 - No father? - I thought I'd come here- 279 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:15,711 There's a father. There's two fathers. David! 280 00:14:15,818 --> 00:14:19,618 - I'm making gravy. - That bitch is gonna keep our child. 281 00:14:19,722 --> 00:14:23,488 I knew she was up to something. 282 00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:26,153 Hot cops Hot 283 00:14:28,299 --> 00:14:32,201 Michael had tracked down the couple who'd hired Maggie to carry their child. 284 00:14:32,303 --> 00:14:35,830 - So that's why you guys are staking out her house. - She hasn't returned our calls. 285 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,602 - There's something about her I just don't trust. - I'll say. 286 00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:41,075 She said she doesn't know who the father is. 287 00:14:41,178 --> 00:14:44,272 In a funny way, neither do we. Wejust gave her a mixed cocktail. 288 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:46,282 - Two parts Taylor. - Two parts Carter. 289 00:14:46,384 --> 00:14:48,284 And let her do her thing. 290 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:51,549 We decided we never want to know which of us is the real father. 291 00:14:54,258 --> 00:14:56,158 Well, why should you? 292 00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:59,423 I just hope you find out which one of you can breast-feed. 293 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:02,226 You know, we're in a loving relationship. 294 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,734 Andjust because we don't have breasts does not mean we cannot nourish our child. 295 00:15:05,836 --> 00:15:07,736 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to- 296 00:15:07,838 --> 00:15:10,807 I don't want you guys to worry about getting that child back from Maggie... 297 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:13,138 because I'm gonna help you. 298 00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:15,303 Wow. What a... good guy. 299 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:19,076 I know. And for once, I'm one lie ahead of Maggie Lizer's lies. 300 00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:21,913 In fact, Michael was one lie behind her. 301 00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:26,547 And what if I told you that Loretta was not fat... 302 00:15:26,657 --> 00:15:29,091 but actually a very greedy woman... 303 00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:32,253 in a very cheap fat suit? 304 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,888 What, do you think I'm kidding? Huh? 305 00:15:34,999 --> 00:15:37,968 - What are you doing? - Okay, so she's fat. 306 00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:41,835 - Your Honor, this is an outrage! - Wow. Did I lose this one. 307 00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:44,407 Mr. Zuckerkorn, you've been warned about touching. 308 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,841 - You said spanking. - I want this case thrown out immediately. 309 00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:50,675 In fact, Loretta wasn't overweight- 310 00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:54,410 - Oh, no! My water just broke! - Quickly, Your Honor. Quickly throw it out. 311 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:57,453 but was carrying the child that Maggie was supposed to. 312 00:15:57,555 --> 00:16:02,652 You see, it was Loretta's urine that Tobias and Lindsay ended up testing... 313 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,355 a fact they missed when they were making out in the shower. 314 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:09,365 And Maggie did buy the fat suit to serve as her pregnancy belly. 315 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,367 All right, this is goin' back. 316 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:16,202 But soon upgraded to a higher-quality latex model. 317 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,832 It's time! 318 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:22,140 - Is there a doctor in the house? - Oh, my God! My water broke too! 319 00:16:22,246 --> 00:16:24,146 I'm in labor! 320 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:29,117 Maggie wasn't, but had no choice but to pretend to deliver at the same time. 321 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,348 And Gob caught up with Maeby and made a confession. 322 00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:34,617 I think I'm responsible for Buster's hand. 323 00:16:34,725 --> 00:16:37,489 Yeah, and I'm responsible for an $80-million movie without an ending. 324 00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:40,223 I know those problems seem big when you're a kid, Maeby. 325 00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,925 Look, this is kind of weird advice for me to be giving... 326 00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:45,160 but why don't you just tell him the truth? 327 00:16:45,269 --> 00:16:47,169 I mean, he'll respect you for it. 328 00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,797 Thanks, Maeby. 329 00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:53,741 Okay, now I'm just lying for no reason. 330 00:16:55,946 --> 00:16:58,176 And Michael arrived at the courthouse... 331 00:16:58,282 --> 00:17:02,878 only to discover that Maggie had already been rushed to the hospital. 332 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:06,650 And back at the penthouse, Lucille was praying for the second time in her life. 333 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:09,191 Lord, let Buster forget everything. 334 00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,956 And if you need to take another hand to make that happen... 335 00:17:13,063 --> 00:17:15,031 please make it Gob's. 336 00:17:15,132 --> 00:17:20,092 It was at that exact moment that Buster did forget he'd lost his hand. 337 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,263 Oh! No, stop it, stop it, stop it! 338 00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:25,638 Oh, you caught my tendon in your claw! 339 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:30,271 My claw? Aw, God! 340 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:33,248 I'm a monster! 341 00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:40,552 No! 342 00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:43,559 Whose idea was the temporary hand? 343 00:17:43,661 --> 00:17:46,095 Buster! 344 00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:48,563 Hi. There's something you need to know. 345 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:51,726 There's nothing he needs to know. Take his hand. Take it now! 346 00:17:51,835 --> 00:17:54,065 It was my fault. It was my seal. 347 00:17:54,171 --> 00:17:56,765 I released him, and he bit off your hand. 348 00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:59,399 Wow. Truth feels good. 349 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:01,910 - You did this to me? - Yeah. 350 00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:05,971 And Gob was about to experience something that didn't feel that good. 351 00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:08,074 No, Buster! Oh! 352 00:18:08,185 --> 00:18:11,052 Michael, meanwhile, notified the policemen that Maggie was in the hospital. 353 00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,783 - I will meet you there. - We're on our way. 354 00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,791 I'm getting goose bumps. 355 00:18:15,893 --> 00:18:18,361 Hi. Okay. I'm gonna go in there with Maggie. 356 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:20,930 As far as I know, she's already had the kid, okay? 357 00:18:21,031 --> 00:18:24,489 We're havin' some adventure though, huh? You can't say we're not havin' fun. 358 00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,905 Don't smoke, sonny. 359 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:35,938 Michael. Oh, I'm glad you're here. 360 00:18:36,046 --> 00:18:41,416 Is this our little bundle of... two gay cops' baby? 361 00:18:44,888 --> 00:18:47,789 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 362 00:18:47,891 --> 00:18:49,984 Here it is. This came from our cup. 363 00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,289 That fellow was in our cup once. 364 00:18:52,396 --> 00:18:54,796 Here's something I think you both need to have. 365 00:18:56,734 --> 00:19:00,170 Boy, you just cannot get off the breast thing, can you? 366 00:19:00,271 --> 00:19:03,638 Okay, where's the baby? 367 00:19:03,741 --> 00:19:07,268 - I'm not pregnant. - But we paid you to do this, Maggie. 368 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:10,142 I know, and I wanted to, but then it turns out I couldn't get pregnant. 369 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:14,047 And I had this client-You know, we were working on the fat case. 370 00:19:14,151 --> 00:19:17,143 So l- Hey, I outsourced it, okay? 371 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:20,348 And you weren't gonna let these nice guys have a baby? 372 00:19:20,457 --> 00:19:22,357 You were gonna have us raise it? 373 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,359 Of course not. 374 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:27,328 I'm gonna give 'em their baby. I never thought you'd stick around. 375 00:19:27,431 --> 00:19:29,331 I'm not goin' anywhere, baby. 376 00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,867 What is wrong with me? 377 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:34,699 Oh! Here it comes! Here comes the baby! 378 00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:36,670 Is that the head? 379 00:19:36,774 --> 00:19:41,040 Loretta had her baby, and the new family couldn't have been happier. 380 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:44,945 - And Michael reunited with his son. - You disappointed? 381 00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:48,314 You kiddin' me? You're the only son I've ever needed. 382 00:19:48,419 --> 00:19:50,944 That's all the adventure I've ever needed. 383 00:19:51,055 --> 00:19:55,549 Okay. Son, I'm going to meet you at the car. "M." Main floor. 384 00:19:55,659 --> 00:19:57,559 No adventure there. 385 00:19:57,661 --> 00:20:00,528 But "M"didn't stand for "main floor." 386 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,768 Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. 387 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:07,496 Dr. Ward to the morgue, please. Stat. 388 00:20:07,604 --> 00:20:09,902 And Michael said good-bye to Maggie. 389 00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:12,271 - I know. I've got a problem. - We obviously both do. 390 00:20:12,376 --> 00:20:16,904 We obviously both crave some crazy complication in our lives. 391 00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:19,881 When we're together, it is like- 392 00:20:19,983 --> 00:20:22,247 - Magic? - I was gonna say "train wreck." 393 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,878 We have to make a vow, okay? This is over. 394 00:20:24,988 --> 00:20:29,425 No more lying. No deceit, no sex. Everything. 395 00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:33,018 No more lies. 396 00:20:33,130 --> 00:20:36,327 But that, too, turned out to be a lie. 397 00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:54,309 On the next Arrested Development. 398 00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:57,444 Buster and Gob find themselves closer than ever. 399 00:20:57,554 --> 00:21:00,387 And there you are. We've removed the hook, and there's been no damage. 400 00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:03,517 - Oh, thank God. - Yeah, he's gonna be fine. 401 00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:07,222 But unfortunately, you've still got a hook in your ass. 402 00:21:07,331 --> 00:21:09,799 And Maggie gets a big surprise. 403 00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:12,994 You have got to be kidding me. 404 00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:18,373 Hot cops We'll clean up the town 405 00:21:18,475 --> 00:21:21,171 We'll turn that old frown upside down 406 00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:23,803 Hot cops We're aiming to please 407 00:21:23,914 --> 00:21:26,883 You know we'll get down on our knees 408 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:29,612 We're taking on the bad boys 409 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,348 With our loaded guns 410 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,357 We'll pump you full of molten lead 411 00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:37,825 Bang, bang, you're dead 412 00:21:37,928 --> 00:21:40,192 Hot cops 413 00:21:40,297 --> 00:21:42,959 Just give us a squeeze 414 00:21:43,066 --> 00:21:45,864 Hot cops Hot